play affect who you are day in and day out. >> that is a out great message to end the week. take a gamble on yourself. you know yourself after all. all right.that's a g that's it for us tonight. i hope you have some holidayou v cheer this weekend with family and friends. the ingram team is goingh family to remember it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld and team, take it all from here. >> oh, look at you. look, it's you. stop it. you stop it.. keep going. keep going. don't stop. y never happy friday. you know what?know let's welcome tonight's guest.

this audience is laugh allgh the way to the bank. to deposit their ticketicket refunds. writer and comedian joe maggie .r drin has a punchable face, as in let's drink some punch in honor of this handsome man, co-host of fox and friends. first, todd piera. she's like a christmas fruitcake, nutty , sweetchristma and soaked in rum. fox news contributor to the late and finally, fin he's responsible for more fat lips, he's in college.s in my massive sidekick i n the nba, world heavyweight champion and iria.

>> all right.g: all before we get to some new stories, it's friday, so that tm means it's time for the live bull riding exhibition. >> get up there, joe .joe. [laughter] >> greg: act actually , i'm the bull. i'm sure i'm joking. >> it's time for this. . greg's leftovers. >> yeah, it's leftovers where. i read the dragster that wewe didn't use this week. thd as always, this is my first time reading them.em so here we go . vice president kamala harrisa re won a recent democratic primary poll that did not include joe biden. and that makes sensese conside considering she has the blackri vote all locked up through. > i don't get it. it was a horrible day. she put everybody in jail. >> oh, ha ha ha ha ha. the white guys get it.

wow. that flew right over my head. i know. i do. yes. i get, like, that's a good one . speaking oe.f komala, i know tht one of her staffers resigned this week. weeks staffthe communication director , jamal simmons. more staffers say they woulder u like to quit, buldt they hate te waiting in line. i got that one that that onceate brittney griner has safely - returned to the united states rl after being released from russian custody, landing safely in san antonio. san bu at upon seeinntg the conditi at our southern border, shemediat immediately asked to go back to russiael g that she does look like pete davidson. they're no, i . >> i first disagreed, butf speaking of texas, a woman there allegedly dropped fifty pounds of human at a police station last week.

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president biden faced a press outcry after an abundance of media members were snubbed from his christmas party. the president's a-list inviteesd include john lennon, marilyninhn monroe and pat. >> indonesia's parliament has voted to ban before marriage, claiming it's a sin. how are they made exceptionshowe for,r since all dogs go to heaven? reg: t somebody was. joe , did you write that? had i have nothing to do with that. who do you think wrote that? i didn't write that. i even know what that is . i we're not going forward until we we find out who wrote that. former new jersey governor chris christie's niece was accused of bitinformerg and injuring cops during a violent meltdown on anng anda coairplane. >> the chaos was said to have

started after chris christie ate the captain. i . i mean, they laughed at it. so it's good.ss i guess it's okay. jonathan .rtoise the tortoise, the world's cedest, living a lanworld'd cre, celebrated his one hundred 90th birthday this week. >>le bir he says the key was jut taking every day really slow. >> one's good for, like, a kids party. pa yeah, that's. >>ah, yeah. gthe trailer for the new indian jones movie starringdi an eighty year old harrison ford was released last week. releu could tell they're taking a more realistic approach this time around in the first scene. c ap timhe shoots a commercial r relief act. >> it's no balance of nature. joking. o i'm joking. they're both equally wonderful.a ture.and finally, the makers of

american girl dolls have angered parents with a children's book promoting gender fluidity. children's book promoting gender fluidity and for gir and for girls with , the books available as a pop up. op-up. [a is that yours? no, that wasn't mine either. tha that's great.reg: t all right.ha some actual news confirm what we already knew . >> pre elon musk, twitter hated me and hated you. >> left lefty treacheryr hate compiled and another batch of twitter files. yep, y twitter execs lied about a major detail. twitte they secretly had their thumr lb on a scale. and a new collection osecretf t files dumped last night by journalissct. d that very wise. t we've learned that the social media company did, in fact, engage in so-callefactd shadownf banning of conservative accounts, making them more invisible than joy .

>> behar at a cattle ranch, even though don't clap , clap, go stop clapping. you're.lause] to post that clapo nosew, even though twitter exists, always denied it and made republicans look like deranged gooalwaysd spirited theorists. why tweeting, quote, a new twitter files investigation reveals that teams of twitter employees build blacklists, prevent disfavored tweets from trending and actively limit the visibility of entire accounts or even trending topics all in secret withoutthout informin informing users. among the accounts covertly targeteders. charlie kirk lib'sf ticktock and our very own dan bongino, not born ginos god . hissong song living on a prayer temporize so. s

so all these new facts ares to coming out now, thanks to elonen musk, it only costs him b forty four billion dollars, a small pric.e to pay forsinc the truth, especially since none of us has to pay for it.of >> joe , the first thing i did when i was up last night was waiting for a tweet t mentionine that i was shadod,w band and i wasn't. and it was so bummed i was waiting for barry weiss to i t wanted to be part that to me is the coolest group. >> maybe you were shadow band and they just haven't had w guts to reo release thater yet. like maybe i was shadow band.le. that's why some of my joke s didn't go viral. bann or or they were or they weren't good. >> i but, you know, it just hat i hate it when someone makes a decision about you, but they don't have the courage to tell you to your face, you know, like one time this lady,

you know, ghosted me. we were supposed to go on ad date and i. i had to fill outot a missing persons report over that. yeah, i was that was kind of a sad end, but it between thatwn and the time i got stood up atmt the tennis court, what was that like? >> it's a lot of chasing tenni. s>> lik e?when you're a tennis courtnnib by yourself. yeah. and there'al when yo on ths peol waiting for the court. >> yeah, well, i hade it reserved, so that's bad.joe: reat's like, yeah, i do that when i havsee reservationstionsr and stood up on a date, i'ved go , well i'll just eat here by myself. food tastes the same when you're alone. >> eat did you do a thing wheren kept making excuses when the waiter came by .e i must have been an accident. yes, exactly.ve >> is is crazy. i say it's lik je i just had all et away from all my friends for a minute. >>of m todd.

yeah, you know, if elon muskhi never bought this, we'd never knowd neve about this. isn't that incredible? it's like he's got becausebanned they banned babylon be . that's wha beet him.ed him and like, when you really, e really rich, if one thing youg s off, you can go aheaesd and just buy the thing that you off. it's the beauty of beingt' literally the richest guy ever . >> yeah. literally in the history of, money. yeah. a history in y of, in ty of cur bupot to your point, obviously, we wouldn't know any of this iff he didn't make that decision.e and you're going to heare and you've already heard so many on the leftald so m sayingr this is a nothin.g burger. we knew all this. we didn't know this.act opposite nois is the exact opposite of a nothing burger. this is like one of thosthbueisi burgerke os you get at a state r that's like a foot high and it's all the fried on it.s h this is a huge deal from a legal perspective. you know, jackdaws has beenhing saying some weird things like going after his buddy elon musk the last couple of days. >>budd jack dorsey testified iny front of congress under that

this wasn't happening. do you think hs e didn't know? i don't see how you can run a a company and not know. i think he was icompann on somee meetingsetings and he may try to pass the language saying, oh, shadow banking, isn't this vef stuff that we it's all the same it all the same effectm putting conservatives down below or eliminating their presence entirely on twitter so they couldn't get traction and their ideasatim couldn't get traction, especially going into elections. and that is wrong. see,tter i would argue that hee interested in a lot of otherstid things and he had terrible middle managers. mi they were all leftddle managerss and they were like and they were lying to him. but you might be right. in agreed. thing i think you're rights . i think both things can be right. i just think. think yes, no, i think i can be right . you caann be wrong. after all i did for you atid the beginning of this show, you did a lot. i di d. you did a lot. boy, if you only knew what hee did for me, but you will soonilh enough when we do iten as a a segment next week on monday. i can't wait. all right.ait. here's the thing.

to todd's point. todd' it's like they denied. did d itth happen and then wouli happened? they said, oh, yeah. oh they said, oh, yeah.t that thing. that's part of our policy.olicy. we try to we try to make sure something dangerous is inur on our social platform. that we weren't we weren'tg, shadow banking. we were just basically, you know, trying basical to control something harmful. >> yeah, we weren't shadow banking because we weren't calling it that. yeah. their serious answer. that ar seriand having a reallye getting worked up about this stuff. >>this because i already knew s was happening. yeah. becaus happe.e i decided to insd trust what i was seeing was s and hearing instead of the people who were telling me hearin wasn't seeing and hearing. which right.isthey d which is what they did.s just i was just trusting myself,whics which is crazy. crazyand again, i also want tod if i was just because you were on the list, doesn't mean thatne you were or you weren't. i don't really know. i think thatn't. a lot of us we >> are you saying your shadow>>e banking, your shadow banking? wellsh, i think that all of

us here. i know you. i know me. t i know tyrus. we've talked about this when it was even announced that musk o was considering it. a lot of our follower accounts, like a huge our follower accoun, accounts, huge bumps in them. yeah. yeah. not happening foad hugr people who are. ns, and it's it's just certain associations. like, ike, okay, you work at fox news or things like that.wa thers e was some kind of algorithm and if they would have jus it admitted it, this none of this would have happened yet. it's an interestine t noneg it'e when somebody finds out that the police are coming, they'll flush the drugs down s ou the toilet. >> right. t joe knows what i mean in this case, it was let's restorethe pe the twitter followers to the people we hate before they lookp at it.hate lovery interesting. tie their excuse was alwaysalwas about, like branding youding you a danger. firs at. t thd that gives them the reason we talked about this. that's what they would say,ey that if you were a critic like babylon, but if you missed something, somethingal o someon you would be putting them inld u danger and you need to beeven

banned. >> yeah, it's not even tha a de, okay. and first, putti of all, you're putting things back that always works. you still mom and dad's alcohol drind k, put water in it and put it back . you don't think it's going bac to be it's goingk, to be the sat ,though.be it's going to be watered down and messed up. so that's related to a lot of people. and it's very easy to see o who was shadow man who waspeople blocked an.d, yes, he knew whatb was going on , because everylo w time we deal with these people,e they have these god complexes and they only surround s ansurrouthemselvesnd with peoe who think like them and do like them. and they all wanliket they verte >> like, i blocked gutfeld today and i slowed him down. but what signa we don't look at is like for entertainers who are conservative orconser conservative, they affected their livelihoods. >>va fitte they affected their y to make money, to get jobs, poor sweet joe here thought that he was having writer's block. he thought his jokes were weirde and unfunny and creepy. and noirand one was paying att to him all along. he's dropping shakespeare gold.' >> yeah, and they're crucifying

him because he, believes in small government. >> and we laug.h abou t it in me. i thought i didn't know any black people anymore. it's right. k pe loop and behold, i do at it's good points.. and on that point we must move " on . what a great block. you're welcome .yo up next in baggage claim, sam fingers because he's got sticky fingers. two, three hundred. and today, today. >> hello, i'm mike lindell

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welcome back, sam. still raising out by the baggage carousel.

>> so his focus on diversity to blame for hiring the thieso f from baggage claim sam brinton.o the non binary. the thirty five year old deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition at the department of energy's office of nuclear energy and. du we could have run mypilloww commercial in between saying that job title, my socks. well, he's facing new grand larceny charges after allegedly stealing a suitcase at the las vegas airport. now, if memory serveairps merre, correctly, which it rarely wh week wwas just last when we told you sam was on leave from there, from his job, her job for snatching another woman's luggage and meeting at minneapolis. and that incident, sam, denied the theft, then later coppedteri to saying it was a mistake.a we didn't buy it. conte but typically the contents will let you know if you gotwilu the wrong bag. sam

but in sam's case, he claimed the clothes were his also print.. never checked a bag before. alsoedthe flight, which makes wg off with a bag mighty strange.fg so true.y stilliant man. brilliant, tall, gorgeous man.in according to the local las vegas news, it's unclear whenne the new crime occurred and although the biden white vet house seemed to forgo the vetting process due to sam's nonbinary intersexual appeal, even allies in the onmmunity are on to the alleged criminal scams. >> lgb to t nation is now questioning whether sam's outrageous storys no was alwaysb good to be true. but if you missed all the red flags with sam perinton,s with i recommend you never try bullfighting. try bull according to the piece, sam claimed to be a conversion therapy survivor. but there were more holes inn that story than sam's fishnets. writes the author.es the >> the red flags regarding bridgton are overwhelmingus.

and obvious. is sam a fabulist or a legitimate survivor? is s uisafter 12 years, i can't definitively, definitively say . >> but we can definitively not say definitively. but we can say for sure thato ki sam's indic puppy play.y pl that's when you get aroused by making someone wear a leather dog mask and walking them around on a leash. rem >> which reminds me, todd, what are you doing this weekend?re yu you know what drives me crazy?r] about this story is that we'rese supposed to pretend that we didn't notice something was wrong. retend thuntil he was arrested. oh, now we go , oh,ess, my goodness, what's happened? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. maybe maybe trump was onto maybe something when he's like i likee people that look like they came from central casting forthin i the job that they're supposedl to be going for. this ain't central casting unless it's a really weirding ww . but my wholet' points on this, i think you hit it right on on the head when you said this is basically the bush administration using

their woke. bingo. cardn admi to appoinnit people g nt they consistently hire unqualified individuals just so they can fill out thatca wargaming gold card. and greg, we'rrd, e left holding the bag. hmm. nicely done. thank you. thank you, joe . that's all yours if you want i it. and one finaf l and one finalt t point on this. >> yout said it in thatowed beautiful clip you showed asian guy greg gutfeld . what sick, depraved individual goes to friggin baggage claim if they haven't checked the bagh ,you get tavo avoid that? monstrosity of 20 minutes u gewaiting, stepping in front f that old lady with a car to tryn to steal your bag. tries to sto you can't see. sorry, i'm fired up.urbag beca so, yeahe., it's all. no, you're right. you're absolutely right. >> the second one . the second it can't just say it was a mistake. >> it's not here today. oh, no's a, i'm look, i'm sorry, but just don't miss gender .sorr just say they then there's plenty of talk about this person. >> yes. >> there ibut it took me an houo

through that darn article because i was like, who's hey, i'm here to help. i'm here to help you. they is a . theyi again, last time we talked about this, i said this. you don't do crimes. cri you certainly don't do crimess at an airport where everyone's watching you on video. buo but apparently you're so stupid. you're doing this more than once. and the defens defense ise, like i didn't know, wasn't my bet you did the because you took the label off and you did it.and pe people sawop you do that, too. i don't know what defense they would possibly might have to do, like a winona ryder i a stealing disease thing. >> or b or make it enviromental be like, listen, i'm a reduced m i'm not going to say i'm a reduce, reuse, recycle guy like todd wood. guyi'm going to say i'm a redu reuse, recycle they . and what i was doing wasn't stealing, it was just conscripted reuse. yeah.

well you know what, i still i ,. i'm not going to use that.reg: i'mi'm the jordan peterson scht >> no one compels me to use pronouns. so th but your point about doing it in a very surveiledy environment has more to do with entitlement. who cares if anybody sees me . y se that's what it's about. i'm if they see me, i'm special. i' it doesn't matter. that's where i think it's. coming from. and i wanti to aswantk you, ty, because we this is very sam's ascendence is very similar to greiner's release. righgriner'st. it's like if i had to apply for a job against sam perinton,i i wouldn't get it because i didn't tick the boxes.ca e intake t a russian prison was and bryner was up for it, i wouldn't get released before woulr because they all tick thel boxes. tic boxes matter more thane th

character. >> well, martin luther king did not judge men and women. i'm sure he meant they in them too,ot by the color of their skin, but the content ofrf their character. heirand that was the goal of the civil rights movement that was socharac regardless of how u looked, who you slept with , what you thought if you were a good person, you wereon accepted and respected. we don't do that anymore.we've e we have gone the polar opposite to where if you check enough boxes, the content of c your character is irrelevant. >> and who doeo dos ites hurt?? it hurts the group you represent, of course. so there are qualified nonbinary these dems that could do this job, do it at a high level. there is men and gay women that could do this job atleve a high level, but they're notart getting that opportunity because this individual looked the part looked so much

the part that the virtue signaling progressives that gave him the job didn't care. this wasn't the first time this individual stole things. it's a it's an arrogance.h an it's such an arrogance to where i will go take a bag and rip the name off of it in an i airport and roll out of it. and this is not the second time. this is probably the hundredth time.s prob it'sabedth been doing this for a longme time. and because you can', ant pay tm it. what i'm ai'm conspiracy theor. my pronouns are told you so.e [ so but it all it all goes back to the same thing. >> i don't care how they dress, how they look, he she looks the character is disgusting. >> yeah, that's the problem.. kat: i'll call you whatever i want, but if youll steal from me i wif be calling the cops. yes.from m joe , i don't what pr.. >> greg: >> you go by., i don' oh this weekend.t

greg. yeah, downward killed. ghter] >> now i'll tell you what though. gutf? great. >>is guy can spin a yarn. can a yes. telu i mean that maybe that's whyarn. joe biden hired him because ifte you if you listen to joe biden, he's a truck driver. biden, h raised by puerto ricans and he has oil cancer. yeah. so so he fits right in.e ot i would like to see the othere applicants, though. i before i judge. maybe it was like some executives at enron, ackman nejad and hunter biden that. biden >> yeah, but i mean, if yount don't want to be vetted, if you don't want to be vetted by a democrat government, you know, nonbinding, deliberately ugly by yourself with a terrible choice, lipstick, every time you notice that terrible choicel ,i try to not notice at all. to be honest.

you published photos of yourself in a lot of. >> you won't get king shamed. nk you'll be you can accuse everyr critic of transphobia. you got it made.u ca n acc ofi'm thinking about doin> when it comes to my contract.not >> this me when when a woman does is over , they call her all kinds of names.y yes. all kin but if a man transitions to b, you can do a woman or feminine and is completely like that.d is they refer to them as a hero. it's really that reminds of the canadian teacher. >> yep. oh, we're going to do an entireh hour on that next, i say train me to see him. and plus, follow up next, are the royals getting further outls of touch because they don't protest too much? >> hello, i'm former arkansas governor mike huckabee. did you know that a lack of sleep can lead to very serious health problems? i know it's scary.

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real name, and meghan markle have released their new netflix documentary. they thought they were harry lia before. well, hold on to your throne. now. >> all they need is praise from kanye west. d isnow, obviously, we don't ado you. watch it unless you feel like vomiting. i suggest something more upbeat on netflix liksugges upbeae jefk story.e th >> thankfully,e my staff of unpaid hairless interns foundrls the best moments so far .. here's megan mocking her husband's dead grandmother. americans will understand this. >> we have medieval times dinner tournament. >> it was like that, like i curtsy to snow. i was likeit was l, oh, pleasurh to meet you, your majesty. right. >> okay, way a trash, a dead in lady in front of her grandson. h

oher, your family live so hard.. look, i had to rescue my motheru in law from war torn ukraine. >> well, i mean, other peopleid did it, bubut i had to hear abot it. okay, i get it. you're welcome .ay thanks. s >> but look at harry's face, man. he just had his gender reassigned so fast, he said sam brinton's jealous. meghan must get her ten thousand steps a day just. from walking all over him.0,00 >> so let's recap megadose previous career high was holding up luggage for howie mandel, went way out of her way to marry this guy, knowing full well his birthright responsibilitiesto to hiss government and his family. it's not like the british famil monarchy is a mystery.y, i mysterious, well-kept secret like joe mackey's career, where he came, she became a princess,

complained about beingmp a princesslained now. ary to c beinhe documentary to complain about being a princessg , she's profiting off of nonsense, complaints about being one of the luckiest people about b. it's time for prince harry's tim to send her back to where she belongs. hollywooe fod. hollven't heard a princess whine this much sincywea they canceled chris cuomo show todd. go[at to do a quick round. what are your thoughts, todd?ron d.my favorite movie is weddingve crashers. vince vaughn is a line i m in there. he says, i don'tg give a bakers aboun't give a baker's f about these two ant y more .the i'm done like i never cared in the beginning. i really don't care now. now., said a greatest on the five. i don't know one man who'sn't going to watch this documenter n . i don't care.. i i don't caredon'. i'm done. we don't mention jesse wattersne here. >>ss noted. gn on th outed, huge sign on the door.e how do you miss it, joe ?

her personality is so atrocious. >> it overcomes her looks. that's really rare and only happens sometimes with me. i look forward to the netflix documentary about her divorce. >> yes, but she's so horrible. at complaining.lainin i wonder forg, her braggingr sounds like complaining. yeah, like i hate to toot my own horn. >> i have no empathy and i'm n tone deaf. cat, what do you see when you saw his face? like peoplwhe say he's not that bright, but that didn't look like he was stupid. it just looked like i when she talks, it's insulting because of how stupid she thinks everyone is . right. i didn't know meeting the queen e thinks would be formaisl. and i see this as somebody who would not get along very well in any sort of royan lf situation. i would be a disaster. at leasta i wouldroya knosituat

like, no, it's not a fish. you're not like stuff like it's the queen. q yoah.ueen yeah. unu cau n say you felt uncomfortable or was weird forco you, but when you lead with iyob had no idea shutut up, you liar. yeah. up, we're not that stupid. yeah. it's risk.he s she says she doesn't wanayt to known connected to royalty, buta the entire play is about being known to royalty. >> greg, she screwed up makijoke, making fun oe f the curtsy. >> she held it too long. so how how embarrassing that'srt been. the queen going. >> how long was she going lik to stay down like. yeah, and he's like, i don't know. she's never stayed down like that before. oh, oh. oh. we in the face because of that face. nice. coming u face.p, hunter shows oe in boats to a hostage from the new york post sunday fox

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true hunter, biden sure loves ty his family. sometimes he'll even sleep with his sister in law. >> oh, and who can forget that kid? he had with that stripper?stripp >> here sure as cat cat is he shameless are brilliant. quicess k. t: he' >> he is shameless because he can be . there's okay. there's a lot of power.there is in having likeal your all overo the internet. you smoking crack with people like that. you pay to havking cra youe with you. do yo like whau t can you doter to embarrass yourself up to that? you feel like there is some power in? that and that's kind of awesome. but also, it's also because the president's his dad, like, i can never get awayident. with because my dad's not the president. >> he's just some guy who wouldh be way better at it.o woul way beright. take that. emily compar, you tires. tha would yot.u go to one of these showings? >> no, no.>> no. he just needs to stop talkingof on behalf of all america. ame >> pleasrie shut up.shut up an and don't do any more interviews. >> you. e

here you go joe. is this how you handleemies? your enemies, your critics just kind of sidle up to him, put your arm around him. >> yes, craig, whenever i hear someone's been saying stuff mean about me behind my back, i always say something nicey about them. it's the besbackt way to make to person look like a now. basicae is that basically the take on kill them with kindness? >> yes. yes. i've got jones going have yes to edit some that. huh. huh. you know, this is right around the corner from where i live. should i go there. ve. i feel kind of like i owe him to stop by . yeahby. >> i h, i have a little bit ofas a different take on this, ato least when you try to buy off the biden family via hunters art, you get a painting. i mean, i feel bad for

ukrainians. they paid millions for ukrainian energy expert who knows nothin ukraithey paigy or ukraine. at least you get to walk awayeay with one of those beautifuoul, beautiful pieces of art. >> mm-hmm.pieces yeah. what you o know,art. he uses a w that he blows, right? he's used to that. you also get free you free wit hepatitis with every painting to . >> yes.pain i don't know.g: i d whony am i jealous? do you want to have an art t gallery? e yeah. you're jealous because this guys can do whatever he wants. yes. that'sr he me off. >> you're already dressed like an artist. pisseall right. i'm going to move on . i hate all of you. oh, yeah. >> hey, carpool, karaoke bash. that'll have you praying for a crash. >> let me tell you the secret to stressing less sleep more . no matter how much i'm struggling to relax. i know i can always rely

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i first of all, that's a horrible song choice. when she took bill back.k yes, exactly.billba shcke took bill clinton. i have to pay it. half of america. after none of my business. bangin up to them.t but what i want to see instead of that is her her screaming everybody in the car when the before and after the cameras went off. yes. she's probablyr befo the so entertainingly and great at being mean. quit pretendino g you're a nice lady. >> we all know you're not. mean, let's see you be mean. yes. joe , that was casey. >> you don't recognize him. recoary clinton daughter chelsea. vanessa williams. e di don't know the other persn in carpool karaoke, i guess james corden is in the trunk of the car where he belongs by the. way. that's where i'd be .>> whe so i wouldn't have to hear that. greabelongs.t. i didn >> i'l'tl sit hillary and karaoe like combining vegetables with a colonoscopy. >> greg: it's funny because you're not supposed to do that. oh, they always say stick to , d

like, clear broth. >> i mean, karaoke's bad as it is . it's drunk people ruining songse that you like just. and the person you didn't want is president. >> yeah, tirhas, how many shows are we going to get with the chelsea clinton team?e yeah, they drove in a carve in a and talked. we didn'r ant like it. singing now they're singing in a car.ca we didn't like it.o go >> so maybe they need to go car drive undersea in a car that's called the kennedy. >> yeah, wait, wait a second. did fonzie just walk in. but i just. hooser publicist, as theythey g get more shows, they getet more shows. >>sh i mean, they're canceled

and everything, but they just keep getting shows. >> yeah.ng you know >>ho loves this, though? ththey do. survivor oh, that'd be great.y o if i were still on . >> wouldn't be if they did it. >> i. you know who loves us , though?l >> you know who loves us , todd, is bill clinton, because while they're taping this, he he's bang in the houseg cleaner just bang and the maid is bang he'sa leaf blower. he's banging the lawnmower, the the machine, not just the guy mowing the lawn. oh. but the actual machine when hein could sit in.. you know what i'm saying to i mj may just yieldus the balance back to you. but the cat's point, i mean, kas look, no one is keeping hering e down. why do you have these femaley do empowerment songs? nothing is keeping you down. save for your own, unlike ability. >> i mean, let'sn un realizeliku to your point, joe . pothis woman had every advantag in the world to become

president . she didn't because she was unlikable. she had the democrat. she had the media. shundemocrats.tha.e literally hi on her side. forget that little october twenty or 2016 interlude. b >> they basically were iasicn hr corner and she lost because nobody likes her. >> and there you h have it.ve i'm i'm so over this singing in the ca a car. the whole point you say in the car because you couldn't sing and no one had to hear or e see you. t >> yes. that we miss that.u. yeah. maybe focus on the road. yose. e it reminds me of that segmentte] we did last night, ice fighting. so i would rather just see them fight on the ice. ce yeah. or even verbally battle, which i'm sure they were doing everydv time the camera. >> all right. well, that's enough. lisa gave us a segment. joe . yeah, i just felt bad for vanessa williams. that was the worst backing band ever. yeah. all right. don't go away. we'll be right back .

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