report," fair, balanced and still unafraid. we wanted to make sure that we gave jesse watters enough time to digest this news so we're going to give him 10 seconds early. jesse? >> jesse: i was waiting for the kicker, but, you know, they took down mini in the bahamas so that's fine. thanks, bret. >> bret: see you. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. sam mini madoff has finally been arrested after he stole over $3 billion from his customers' crypto accounts. the crypto scam artist used the money to fund corporate sex parties, buy drugs, and help the democratic party win the senate. in fact, he was the democrats' second largest donor these past midterms. the attorney general of the bahamas says the united states is likely to request his extradition and this is coming just as mini was preparing to testify in front of congress tomorrow. oh, what a shame, right before he was about to testify in front

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>> jesse: today "primetime" scored another sick i have. we won the battle. today the tiny town of endicott will put upable christmas tree after some pressure from "primetime." so how did we get here? last week we told you about a scrooge named amber maroni, she is the town's library director and she banned people there is nothing more offensive than twinkling lights on a douglas fir there was no way the tree could go up this year. look at last year's tree. how offensive. one brave foot soldier sounded the alarm. >> i was told that when people -- use the word people, walked in that room it made them uncomfortable. the town hall has a menorah out.

i say let's celebrate every tradition religion, whatever it is spa sparks joy for you and your family. >> jesse: that was lisa desmond and she has been the lie breaking new for endicott in deadman for almost 30 years. she was a little disappointed and so were the residents. they told "primetime" that the town celebrates everything. so why is christmas suddenly being canceled? >> like the library celebrates some things, pride week, fourth of july, thanksgiving, kwanzaa, jewish holidays. >> i think it's not fair that a few town employees who didn't feel comfortable were able to effect this change in this town that it's supposed to be inclusive i feel this is a very exclusive maneuver that they have made for those who

appreciate the holiday of christmas and we have always had decorations for all holidays for people of different faiths, not just for this one. jess jeffs so you can celebrate kwanzaa at the library but you can't celebrate christmas. does anybody in mass malice celebrate kwanzaa? this doesn't sit well with "primetime." so we believe we should be able to celebrate all holidays as they say the more the merrier. so we announced our intention to visit this misguided massachusetts town. we are going to have to maybe, perhaps, pay them a visit during this public hearing and ask them specifically what's offensive about a christmas tree? >> jesse, we should go sing carols outside that hearing. >> then my voice would be offensive. >> and guess what? we didn't even have to go caroling to change their minds. it was the mere threat of me caroling that moved the needle. today the town of dedham

announced that the christmas tree is going back up quote, to be clear: there is no ban on christmas at the dedham library. the initial decision to not display a christmas tree was the result of an ongoing review of all our holiday decorations and displays that started back in the spring what started is unfortunate. negatively impacted our staff and the community and frankly transpired before we had even started our seasonal decorating. as we finish decorating for the christmas season, christmas trees will be put up at both locations is this just trying to act this is all just one big misunderstanding? oh, you didn't ban christmas trees? you just didn't puts the christmas trees up this december? like you have for the past 30 years because you were in the middle of a holiday decoration

review period? and this holiday decoration review period started in the spring and it took you from the spring until the second week of december to complete the review? and determine the that you were going to put up christmas trees like have you been for the past 30 years? and this controversy happened before you started your seasonal decorating? that's funny, because there were wreaths and nutcrackers in your library already, before the tree went up. do you decorate with wreaths and nutcrackers all year around? and, and you said you are going to finish your decorating, like you hadn't gotten around to putting up the christmas tree yet. let's be honest that tree was never going up. not until our friend, lisa desmond blew the whistle and "primetime" gave this

persnickety librarian a little nudge last week. and our fearless foot soldier lisa has been under attack. getting death threats from atheists and one woman in particular has been really nasty. her name is diane loud. and her comments to lisa were so vulgar we can't really repeat it on air, most of it. here's a little sample. quote: you are a selfish bleep bleep who does not care about anyone but herself for a tree, a bleeping bleep tree? you have put people's lives in a lot of danger. a lot of danger. you are trash. you are bleeping trash. you ready? this diane loud lady is a member of the deadham human rights commission. she was a member. she was forced to resign after her hate speech went public which we are counting as another "primetime" victory that's two. christmas has been saved in dedham, better than a hallmark

movie. but it's important to note that we weren't fighting this battle alone. there were, of course, lisa, the good librarian and residents like marianne martin and jason who were down in the trench with us. and they join me now. jason, hard fought victory but we still have to keep our eyes open. don't we? >> absolutely. absolutely. >> are you celebrating today? >> this is battle -- >> >> are you celebrating today? >> this is a battle that shouldn't have happened in the first place. we are celebrating. everyone is very thankful that the tree is going up. >> jesse: marianne, what is the town feeling right now? >> oh, i have never a town come together more than this debacle. for the longest time there was a group of people in dedham saying that we were divided and us vs. them. but i'm sorry this christmas tree has brought out just a beautiful unity of different voices, people that i think come

from different political ideologies, differenteth differt ethnicities and religions. they have all gotten behind it. it's had negatives shining on the town if you turn it glass half full it's overwhelmingly full. >> jesse: jason, are you buying the excuse that they were undergoing a holiday decoration review period since the spring and that they hadn't gotten around to erecting the tree yet before this big kerfuffle exploded? >> not even a little. i think that's the legal department's wording, most likely. based on what i have been told, and what i have heard from multiple people that it was one individual, potentially two individuals that kind of put up a stink about the tree. and then everything broke loose, you know, in terms of social media and it being escalated. there was really no leadership

to step in place and say hey, we are not going to do. this right? even from the top. everyone was just too afraid to try make a decision and, unfortunately, this is where we landed, right? we are in national news, international news. and it's unfortunate but, you know, again, like marianne said, i think it's going to motivate people to stand up for what they believe in. and, i think it in the long run will most likely bring a lot of folks in town together. >> jesse: merry christmas, you guy, i'm glad had had such a unifying message and effect. you also got rid of the psycho at your human rights commission. >> we need to get rid of the human rights commission. i think that's the bigger challenge. >> jesse: the battle has been won but the war is not over. thank you too very much. happy holidays, happy hanukkah, happy kwanzaa to everybody in

dedham massachusetts. >> happy holidays. thank you so much. thank you. >> jesse: up next, biden's second biggest donor has been arrested by biden's justice department right before he was about to testify to maxine waters tomorrow. when cold symptoms keep you up, try vicks nyquil severe. just one dose starts to relieve 9 of your worst cold and flu symptoms, to help take you from 9 to none. for max-strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe.

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>> jesse: sam mini madoff is not freed. he is in cuffs. after he stole billions of dollars and spent a lot of it on sex parties, drugs and on electing democrats in the senate. the attorney general of the bahamas say the arrest at the same time after a receipt of a formal notification for the united states that we had filed

criminal charges against him, finally. officials in the bahamas say they expect mini to be extradited back to the united states soon. and this is coming just after mini madoff earlier today said he was too overbooked to fly back to the united states and testify in person at the tomorrow's congressional hearing to our friend maxine waters, no relation. mini said he was worried about the pams and now is he behind bars-paparazzi and now he is behind bars if that counts. let's turn it over to liddy moynahan. on the evening of him spilling his guts to mad maxine waters under oath we got popped in the bahamas, perfect timing. >> are there coincidences? maybe not. regulators felt they were being taunted he was going on this media tour. he was speaking with one person on twitter for an hour and then he had a forbes interview and painting this narrative of this sort of awe shucks i'm doing my best. i just don't know what happened.

i want to be helpful but i just don't know where the money went. >> jesse: he was on tv more than fauci, i think. >> ain't that the truth? yeah, so i think people were really tired of this narrative. tomorrow was going to be the first day he would go under oath potentially perjure himself. it's unclear what would have wanted ha. the reality is like all of these interviews, all of this testimony that he was doing, there is basically two possibilities. either he is innocent and an idiot, in which case he is not going to enlighten us on anything. or, he is a psychopath and a liar and he is not going to tell us where the money went. in either case, it's not helpful. we want a little less conversation, a little more jail. >> jesse: he threw millions at biden, got the democrats elected in the senate and then everything blew up and biden had him arrested before he could talk. >> you know what? that is fair. >> jesse: shut up and i will keep the money. keep the money, keep the senate

shut up and don't talk. >> that seems to be what happened. >> jesse: what does a bahamas jail look like. >> i don't think he will stay in the bahamas. he will be extradited. >> jesse: how do you think mini will do in jail in the united states. >> that will be very interesting. maybe better than epstein. last time i was here. i was critical of mini madoff as a name for some reason. but i promise you i would come back with some alternatives. >> jesse: okay. quickly. >> which i have. i think the win we're crowd scattered showers scam bang run fraud. >> jesse: i think he will have another nickname in prison but that's just me. >> tell me after. >> jesse: thank you so much, lid i can't. when you get yourself in trouble. the smartest thing to do is lay low. get out of town, don't talk to anybody and wait for things to blow over. >> i tell the guys listen, i don't mind paying for the tail pipe but that [bleep] muffler is still under warrant. >> all set?

>> yeah. >> nice talking to you. enjoy miami. [laughter] >> what the [bleep] is wrong with you. >> what? >> you tell somebody your life story? you are supposed to be laying low. >> laying low gets boring though. ask hunter. after the "new york post" got a copy of hunter's laptop and aired out his dirty laundry. he went into hiding. posted up in a $20,000 a month malibu mansion until things blew over. spent his day painting. his new south african wife wasn't happy. when she saw hunter's last name she thought she was marrying into a political dynasty like the kennedy's. this year hunter starts showing up h high profile events, easter egg roll at the white house. weekend kennedy honors. even walked his daughter down the aisle on the south lawn. this is lawyer's worst nightmare. this guy shouldn't be anywhere near the press, especially with

the feds and house republicans breathing down his neck. but, joe knows how d.c. works. is he not going to listen to lawyers. he has been in washington for over 50 years. you want to get the feds off your back, show them you are untouchable. hunter is now part of the elite. the establishment. "the washington post" reports people close to hunter want him to get a job at the white house as if he doesn't have federal charges over his head. is he fearless. it's like tony soprano running for mayor. does hunter want to be the next ivanka trump? what exactly is he qualified to do anyway? can he help end the war in ukraine? maybe sort things out with china? we have no idea. but what we do know is this is going to hunter's head. is he acting bolder than ever. last week, outlines one of his art shows, where he was offloading some of his paintings for like half a million dollars a pop to anonymous buyers, he spotted a "new york post"

reporter and hunter slung his arm around the reporter and asked what's your name? and then told him the next time you write about me, remember i have a family. joe has always said nobody f's with a biden. and at the state dinner earlier this month when hunter spotted speaker kevin mccarthy, you know, the guy investigating hunter, hunter went right up to mccarthy's mom and introduced himself. tried laying down some of that famous biden charm. i have seen hunter's videos, i wouldn't want him anywhere near my mom but, you know, hunter is telling the world he is done hiding. he is untouchable now. and now hunter is doing something we have never seen before. he is going on offense. over the weekend "the washington post" also reported that biden allies held a secret meeting to plan off how to fight these republican investigations. you remember hunter's sugar the hollywood lawyer who paid over 2 million?

according to hunter's team they need to be more aggressive. he talked about suing fox, me for covering the laptop story. and the lawyer reportedly dug up dirt on the repairman who gave the laptop to the and tony busir who said to the. this is warning shot. keep your hands off hunter. don't touch a hair on his head. they don't want any more witnesses coming forward. and they don't want this story being covered. this is pure intimidation ripped straight from the mafia playbook. representative james comer is the incoming house oversight committee chairman who has been investigating the biden family corruption. all right, congressman, i think they named you too who they are going to target. are you making sure no one is rifling through your trash at night? >> well, they probably are, jesse. they have been running digital ads against me for almost three

weeks now. but, you know what? that's part of it. they are not going to intimidate me. they have been doing this to jim jordan and kevin mccarthy as well. we are going to press forward with our investigation. we are being very transparent with the press and the american people about what we are investigating, why we are investigating, and what information we need. i don't think i don't think it's very hard to comply with our simple request. but, unfortunately, they are going to extreme routes. they are trying to intimidate the investigators. now they are trying to intimidate the witnesses. so we will see how this plays out. in the end i'm pretty confident the american people are going to get the truth. >> jesse: hunter biden says he is going to sue anchors who report on his shenanigans. where do you think those lawsuits are going to go? >> well, good luck. i mean the problem that hunter has is there is evidence to back up what the "new york post" has written. there is evidence to back up what fox commentators and voters said about hunter biden. the laptop is a legitimate

document that contains all sorts of evidence of influence peddling by him, his uncle and all sorts of references that hunter biden made to his father being an equity partner, being the big guy and even asked for keys to be made so his father could have office space in their new office which was by going to help china get their foot in the door in the american natural gas industry. >> jesse: should be interesting witnesses to call forward to testify under oath. we look forward to those hearings and continue to report on the story no matter what frifrifalso lawsuits. john fetterman got his first movie deal. ast 100 years, lincoln's witnessed a good bit of history.

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>> jesse: once in awhile woe like to check in people. today peter daszak ecohealth alliance who fauci handed money to. what has pete been up to. hanging out in bat caves in thailand. so, what is daszak doing releases 2.5 million bats from a cave in thailand? we don't know. but pete looks like he is having fun. daszak is making sure the bats are well-fed, yeah, he is treating bats to bananas and after a long day of bat hunting, daszak winds down at the local star bat where he says coffee tastes better. isn't the most comforting thing have you seen all day? let's just have another pandemic.

fetterman wasting no time with his new found fame. the "new york times" put senator elect fetterman in their list of 2022's most stylish? john fetterman? who wears gym shorts and hoodies named with actresses artists and diners as one of the most stylish people of the year. over the weekend we learned that john and gisele are going hollywood. apparently pennsylvania's second couple going to be making big screen debut in christian bale's new movie for netflix. john fetterman, who just had a heart attack is in rehabilitation, and was too unwell to debate dr. oz until a week before the election, somehow found the time to shoot scenes in a movie with christian bale. when exactly did fetterman film scenes with bale? and what's gizelle filming scenes with bale? actually, we think we know. don't you see what's going on here? don't you see what's being done

with us? fetterman the best-dressed? absolutely best supporting actor in a drama? why not? once you get the public to accept the most preposterous things like this, like men can have babies, hunter is an artist, you have broken us down to the point where you could tell us anything, the biggest lie ever and we would submit to it because we have accepted everything already at that point. here is christian bale gushing over fetterman's acting chops. >> john is doing fantastic. he does look like -- so i said to scott, we got have him in the tavern. got to have that face. i said that's a face that fits in the 1930s, isn't it? not all faces fit the 1830s, he showed up on set and it was, i don't know, 15, 18 degrees, he always wears shorts. and then, of course, a hoodie. carhartt hoodie. >> first drip who is now a state

senator. >> thought of that. >> jesse: bale is mocking fetterman to his face and actually mocking you. christian bale basically says this guy looks like a stage hand, he looks like a peasant from the early 19th century but the democrat machine can put him in movies and we can put him in the senate. see how powerful we are? we can make a scrub the most stylish, the hulk a leading man and heart attack waiting to happen, a u.s. senator, so fetterman is a fashionable hollywood eye i don't know a bisexual brazilian wife. the sky's the limit for john sources are telling "primetime" that the squad reached out to gizelle about making johnny f. an honorary member. he don't have to have vision, policies that add up or elementary school level grasp of history, you just need to act cool. how does that look again? ♪ yellow bone ♪ long hair star

♪ thick in the hips ♪ come get in my car. ♪ yellow boned long haired skull ♪ thick in the hips ♪ come get in my car ♪ >> how do you do fellow kids? >> jesse: dana loesch joins us now. so you get to see fetterman on netflix now alongside christian bale. what a rise to fame. how did that happen, dana? >> it's a great question, jesse. how did that happen? you know what they never say that he looks like? they never say he looks like a senator. they never say that he looks like a professional. they never say that he looks like a grown man. he has the style of a teenage boy who is forced to half way dress up by their parents just to go out to eat at applebee's. that's his whole schtick. that's his every man. let's not forget that a great piece, i can't remember who wrote it at the time. right before the election.

john fetterman, he is able to reach across these lines and reach out to these blue collar workers that republicans have been winning because he looks the part of the every man. because democrats think the every man doesn't own like a button up shirt. they think that every man doesn't own a pair of nice shoes and every man all they ever do is wear hoodies and shorts even if it's 20 degrees outside. they are trying to make him into something that no one believes that he is. i think including himself. >> jesse: fetterman is an extra in a movie being produced by the democratic party. he is a stunt double. he -- like, let's just see what we can do here? give him a little hair and makeup. throw a hoodie on him. we're so powerful we could make this guy into the next u.s. senator. you know, make him appealing to the working man. he doesn't really have to say much or do much. this is what we're capable of. and i feel like now they are cocky and they could pretty much run anything for a senate at

this point. >> let them be cocky that's their achilles heel. don't interrupt them. >> let them feel that way. can you imagine living john fetterman's life a life of privilege where you don't actually have to do any work? you get an allowance from your parents up until your 50's. you don't ever actually work in the private sector except maybe a barely two year stint as an insurance agent and then you become mayor and you don't do anything and your democrat city council j dislikes you and wants you investigating to the authority of the local police to dox your dissenters and then become lieutenant governor where you still don't do anything and now be senator where he doesn't do anything either, jesse. i don't know if anything can s. going to change in the senate. he will be too busy himself and every man and doing netflix movies now. >> jesse: gisele is having the time of her life and that is what matter. >> she is the real power.

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last night cameras were roaring border in el paso. largest single group we have seen at the border. sources tell us migrants come from nic ration i can't, peru and ecuador. partway through the journey kidnapped by the cartels, loaded on to buses, held and then the mexican police arrested them and then they let them rest and then the mexicans dropped them off at our border. and the biden administration you don't get fired for much. can you break the border, jack up gas prices, run out of baby formula, bribe voters, botch the afghanistan withdrawal. the one thing you can't do in this administration is steal luggage accord dog reports the

daily beast biden's nonbinary point man sammy who goes by they, them and lifted more bags than a luggage handler has just been fired. sticky fingers sammy was recently caught stealing a $4,000 bag at a vegas airport. there he is at first vegas police couldn't i.d. sammy until they heard about another incident in minneapolis where sammy picked up a $2,000 vera bradley bag. those are nice. which he flaunted around for days. it turns out biden's nuke man had an addiction. he was addicted to bags. your bags. he was even snapping selfies after committing the crimes. and "primetime" just obtained footage of sammy in the act. >> there's our payday. she left it. let's go. >> excuse me. coming through. move it or lose it, sister.

>> that was not exactly right. but we don't have the full surveillance footage. turns out the airports won't release them. they said no. it's our footage, which is odd vegas ph.d. says this is still an open criminal investigation. footage won't be released until all the investigations are closed. what investigation? you have video of sammy stealing a bag and posting a selfie at the scene of the crime. case closed. i don't think this case is going to trial. so, who is covering up for sammy? well, we know the secretary of transportation pete buttigieg overseas the airports and pete's husband just happens to be good friends with sticky fingers. >> sam's pronouns are they and them and there you are. welcome. >> hello, darling. wow, i want this conversation to go on and on. >> sometimes we have to look at our friends and say i love you so much and if you ever want to

talk to me about anything if you are ever feeling down you can call me any time of day. >> so did sammy call chasten and pete when he was down and ask him to shut it down? hey, pete, chasten, it's sammy, going to be some surveillance footage of me from airports lifting vera bradleys. i was stealing bags like i stole your heart. but, to be nice if you guys could make sure that never got out. i mean mayor pete has a lot of balls in the air because he is facing his own flying scandal. this man of the people, mayor pete, who couldn't afford a d.c. town house and a nanny is flying private more than floyd mayweather. unbelievable. on your dime our next guest is no stranger to getting surveillance videos brian claypool, they are trying to paulie p. this sammy fingers

footage, aren't they? are they going to get away with this? >> hey, jesse, great to be back with you. happy holidays. hey, look, that video you played reminded me of paulie p. rememberth one you played where he was driving the car recklessly all over the place and, by the way, that purple lipstick that slick fingers sammy is wearing. i wonder if he got that out of one of the bags that he stole? i mean, look, at the end of the day, this sun american what's going on. this is a big serious matter for everybody, whether you are a democrat or republican. you should be really, really upset with this government overreach that's going on again. we can't get footage, surveillance footage that would have had this guy implicated months ago because the democratic party is overr overreaching. they want to control the dialogue and the narrative and they want to withhold information, jesse, from the public that we all deserve to make decisions in the 2024 election on whether we want

leadership that fails to have any integrity and fails to have a justice system for all. >> jesse: listen, brian, do you think he only stole two bags? he probably stole two dozen bags. i mean, this guy had a problem. you bet you could go to any airport, pull the footage and there is sammy with his bald head running through the airport with someone else's bag. and mayor pete, who is running the airports allegedly, won't let any of this footage out? meanwhile he is flying private everywhere he goes? mayor pete? it's not right. >> yeah, jesse. total hypocrisy. you are exactly right. i thought the same thing. how many other bags has he stolen? and make no mistake about it. pete buttigieg has the video. last time i checked. he runs the airports, right? last time i checked, i checked i checked their website. >> jesse: release the footage. >> yeah.

we need the footage. the people need to see the truth, exactly. >> jesse: and he has been fired. i guess that saves us 17400 -- yeah, okay. see you, brian. so, what is santacon? we found out. >> where i am today? >> obviously get drunk. what the hell else is the plan? ♪ ♪ downy will soften your clothes without dyes or perfumes. the towel washed with downy is softer, and gentler on your skin. try downy free & gentle.

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>> jesse: he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. but we better hope the real santa wasn't watching when we santa out johnny to talk with some of the wild people on the streets. watch. ♪ >> ho, ho, ho! >> ho, ho! >> oh, my god. you exposed me already. >> you're number 1 on the

naughty list. >> what is the game plan today? >> obviously to get drunk. >> to violently drink. >> what are you drinking? >> everything handed to me. >> let's put the ass back in christmas. >> does santa have a problem? >> maybe. >> he said i know he does. you see that beer belly, he has something going on. >> santa feels a little buzzed. >> why is santa so jolly all of the time? >> he knows where the naughty girls live. >> santa is a peeping tom. i would love to be a peeping tom but i don't have the access. >> he gifts kids. >> he doesn't fat shame. >> he's supposed to be fat. >> probably has diabetes, type 1. >> santa was invented before the stupid bleep.

>> any man has given me present for free shouldn't get fat-shamed. >> i love you. >> have you been naughty or nice this year? >> pretty good. >> except for now. >> nice. >> why are your friends saying you've been naughty. >> they're lying. >> liar, liar, pants on fire. >> naughty. >> what have you done. >> i'm a raging [bleep]. >> i'm committed a lot of tax fraud. >> i was naughty because i [bleep] in nashville. >> we're going to nashville. >> have you sat on any santa's laps >> yes. >> yes? >> i sat on a couple santa's lap today. >> by the end of the day, someone will sit on my lap for sure. ♪ >> which washington d.c. politics should get coal in their stocking this year? >> the afternoon should be obvious. it's trump. >> mitt romney.

>> pelosi. >> whoever debt get there. >> i think it's joe biden. >> son of a bitch. >> what should joe biden get for christmas? >> throw him out of office. >> who he's related, who he's not. sometimes he forgets. >> my little sister, valorie. you switched on me. >> the inflation reduction act. >> didn't work the first time. >> maybe a memory or two. >> you're trying to tell me something, huh. >> >> what would you get kamala harris harris? >> more buses for her house. >> oh, my god, i love it. >> i'll give her a big kiss. it's nashville part 2. >> one of the things i'm excited about. >> you'll be on jesse waters prime time. what do you want to tell him? >> you give us a laugh every night. >> merry christmas. we're seeing yes to life in 2023, we're saying yes to

everything. that means yolo is the same. >> three major victories today. first, we saved christmas, the tree is back up in massachusetts. mini madoff has been arrested and should be extradited to the united states within days. sticky fingers sammy, the baggage burglar, has been fired. we will no longer be paying his salary. all of those stories were driven hard by prime time. thanks to you we're getting results. let's do some text messages. there was a twinkle in your eyes when telling the dedham story. did your nose grow two sizes? tim, i've been to three post offices and there's no christmas stamps available. could this be another war on christmas? we may have to go after the post

master general. tanner said minnie got arrested and santa got fired. is anybody else getting tired of winning? he did said we were going to get tired. nancy from springdale, arkansas. does pete buttigieg get 10% cut of the bag? he might. because child care is expensive. garrett from wisconsin, i know the perfect job for hunter. does he know anything about nuclear waste? he knows about getting wasted. i'm not sure about the nukes. bubba from alpharetta, georgia. if fetterman can get cast in a movie, maybe i have a shot in the next baywatch. wes from ambler, pennsylvania. santa con looks like the most chaotic thing i've ever seen. you couldn't pay me to be there. we're paying johnny to be there. paying him too much. carlie from nebraska. jesse, you never air my texts. i just want to see my name on

your screen. how about that? how about this new screen? look what the producers cooked up? >> pretty high tech. if we could only figure out how to dvr the show, we'd be running high. tucker carlson is up next. always remember i'm waters and this is my world. >> tucker: good evening. we're coming up on the two-year anniversary of the biden administration. if you can believe it. seems like a day. pete buttigieg has been there almost the whole time. he was sworn in in early february of 2021. when he was, he had high hopes. he had no previous experience with transportation or secretarial work. buttigieg swore and oath t