the entire "the ingraham angle" team together. look at that, it looks like an album cover. look at how handsome those young men are and our great staff. we had a great time. they are all amazing people. my kids got to meet everybody's was even more fun. everybody, thank you for watching. remember, it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it all from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: here we go. here we go. here we go. all right, all right. happy monday, everybody. oh, boy. so, with another dump of twitter files, what have we learned? in between beating barack in arm wrestling, michelle obama asked to ban from from the

social media platform, yes, her list of accomplishments includes censoring a president and ruining school lunches. >> other democrat busybodies to the same thing inside and outside of twitter. the take-home: they like soil and green. it's not about policy. it's about people. and like hygiene, they make it up as they go along. you should have seen the original joke. liberals generally hire liberals who share the same fears in the same behaviors. it's true in media and know it's true in twitter. do you want to protect your left-wing assumptions? overstaffed companies with people who hold the same beliefs. you do this for over a few years, you end up with a company that has 40 diversity consultants for every two workers. no talent whatsoever. that's why twitter, once a site where anyone could talk, was now dominated by people telling you what not to say. the upside, if you want to be hired by big tech or legacy

media, show up at the job interview wearing a rainbow t-shirt and a mustache, especially if you're a woman. if you're a man, demand more time off her pregnancy leave. boom, you're the next host on the view. in short time, twitter became the new turf for people to the left of che guevara's ghost. laws were open to interpretation so they twisted them in like a nascar race that turns only went in one direction but unlike nascar, white men weren't a favorite to win. because once you have ideological control, you can hire, fire, silence, blacklist, ban at will, hire whoever agrees with you not just at twitter but basically everywhere. our ratings went down for showing those pictures. so it's no wonder that our words could be viewed as inciting violence for its viewed by

people who already hate our guts. no policy that says ban right-wingers. you don't even need it. the mobsters first rule was not to write anything down. so keep the bias where it belongs, in your head. along with plans to make plumbers pay off your degree engender grievance studies. all you need to do is just hire more what college grads. look at msnbc. it wasn't always [bleep] crazy. if you can believe it, tucker worked there. i know. he discovered rachel. but then it changed. policies didn't come up with the people did. what about disney or american girl, my favorite company. suddenly those companies that appeal to all americans became beholden to a very few who don't even like their product and they look at their customers with the same contempt i have for nonalcoholic beer. why? because they hired drones from the left-wing drone factory, college. these campuses turn out marxists

the way gm turns out cars onto vd conveyor belt. all their fears are the same as they mock yours. are you worried about gender activists demonstrating toys to your kids? you're the real threat. all girl with enough hooks through her nose to hang a shower curtain. i find that appealing. are you worried social justice reforms have a funded law and order. then you must be a white supremacist, including you, larry elder. are you worried when activists want to ban fossil fuels? you clearly don't care that we are all going to die and you're killing the planet. except for john kerry. whatever animal bit him in the 90s gave him eternal life. but this is why aoc gets elected, maxine waters, the squad. they don't go away. it's why john fetterman won even though he wasn't fit to hold a glass of water a little in public office. it's why for two years no one in power said anything about crime

focused instead on generator six. forget arson and murder, gaia and furry hat made democrats feel bad. someone stealing nancy pelosi's laptop got more coverage than the crimes on hunter biden's but thank the lord there weren't a any. there weren't any nudes. tasteful. stop it. but it's all because there are a narrow group of people sharing the same views to control of all the narratives. first it was in the arts. then it was the colleges. then it was the media and now it's the social media platforms. it's a mass media carjacking. and now elon musk is pointing it out. we reject the diversity of ideas, you end up with censorship and shadow panning. it's why nearly all who were left back on twitter were from the right and not the left. because according to the people running twitter, there was nothing from the left that actually posed a threat. well, tell that to epstein.

[laughs] that's why musk isn't arguing for new policy. he understands freedom of speech. it's only perverted when you keep those who disagree with your ideas out of the discussion. it's like saying i am all for desegregation as long as you keep those brown people off my property. enough about martha's vineyard. let's welcome tonight guests. who needs a ferrari when you've got a ford this hot. cohost of "the five," harold ford jr.. she's the best thing to come out of the navy since popeye. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris, national security morgan ortagus. he sounds like a comedian but looks like a pistachio.

comedian and cohost of "the gym norton and sam roberts show" on sirius xm, jim norton. she told rudolph to get a nose job. fox news contributor kat timpf. jim, always a pleasure to see you, you look great. apparently you've been keeping in shape. >> jim: i have prayed you're going to get a lot of letters from pistachios and grease at your comparison. >> greg: you understand censorship. you've been shadow bandon grinr many times. it's not even about speech. you see what musk is doing, kind of shining a light. >> jim: there are people who shot they were -- thought they were shadow banned. everybody was just ignoring them with the reason that press is really touching this, cnn, they

were complicit. if they do, then they have to discuss why they didn't talk about the laptop story to begin with. they don't criticize twitter for this for the same reason i don't criticize people who cheat in relationships. i get it and i do it and i want to continue doing it so i'm not going to criticize it. >> greg: [laughs] oh. harold, how are you? >> harold: i'm good. good to be back with you. >> greg: is always a pleasure to see you. hope you had a great weekend and a great next weekend. >> harold: i spent the last two hours with you. >> greg: i could stare at you forever. because your brain is filled with thoughts. isn't this mainly about the fact that when it company is filled with the same belief systems, this is what you get. you perceive certain threats different than i perceive threats. it >> harold: it's a private company, they can do what they want and we can vote with what we want to do. the thing that troubles me most about the story is whether or not there was collaboration with

the government around who to center and who not to censor and hopefully we learned about that and if takes an investigation by one of the oversight committees in the congress or even for them to release more information, that's what i am most concerned about. i share the view that congressman ro khanna shares. i don't agree with president trump, i didn't agree with many of his views but when the government collaborates with the social media press organization, that's alarming to me. with a private company wants to take down certain language, doesn't want certain views to be shown, we can quarrel with them in the market place with the government should not be part of that decision. >> greg: well said, harold. morgan, i was not aware that neverland had an nfl football team. >> morgan: i am the captain. >> greg: fantastic. it's an amazing look. where is this from? what are you wearing is what i am asking? >> morgan: the system of place

in nashville. they are big fans of you. >> greg: excellent. well, that's a shame. i don't know why. if you think we'll ever be able to kind of stop this, this slowly overtaking platforms and everything by young liberal kids? is in that kind of like the inevitability? we just have to figure out how to educate them? >> morgan: maybe. i was most disappointed in this story find out is a member of the government you ko collaborate on twitter. i was in government. i wish i would've known this. i would've blocked all of my ex-boyfriends and people that i don't like. missed opportunity. it's not surprising to me because it would seem so surprised by this story but i'm like no, of course they were doing this. they let the ayatollah on. we see this every day media, how we are treated so be more shocking to me if the twitter file showed they weren't doing this, that they weren't shadow panning people. >> greg: where you going next? you're going to be on active duty.

where do you think you're going to go? you're still in the navy. >> morgan: i'm going to go kill bad guys. >> greg: i hope those shoulder pads are bulletproof. >> morgan: i will look a little different. >> greg: exactly. kat, were you surprised by this information? please elaborate on your opinion. >> kat: no, i was not. for example. i feel stupid even using the word found out. maybe some people found out that i didn't find it out. for example, they didn't look at the policy and decide to ban trump based on that, they decided to ban drop and try to figure what policy they could use to justify it but you can't be shocked. if you say your shocked and you're saying that what they actually thought was the if trump state on twitter it was dangerous and people would die. nobody believe that.

in -- the fact that they said they did is what's ridiculous so i have a hard time being shocked. what is shocking is that it took this long for people to acknowledge it. that's it. >> jim: the hunter biden story was interesting. parts were news and parts that weren't. anything to do with ukraine or china was fair game. but you've got to leave the pictures out because that's not relevant. i was going to say. >> greg: we never brought it up. >> jim: not me and you paid privately, we have. not me and you. privately, we have. if i had a penis like hunter. >> greg: there was a bait and switch. you would be talking about the serious stuff on the laptop and the media would go oh, you just want to embarrass hunter biden

for pictures. i don't care. i'm saying that there's other stuff going on with ukraine and china. >> jim: the other stuff. the crack smoking stuff, he's a fun dude. >> kat: i agree. who cares. >> greg: don't do crack. >> kat: i never would. i would love it. >> greg: you are late coming to work as it is. >> kat: i've never been late. >> greg: up next, the coast is clear for columbus to reappear. >> if you would like free tickets to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. i can't! i'm just telling everyone! hey! use your vision benefits before they expire. visionworks. see the difference.

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>> greg: of philly judge proves she rocks by freeing

columbus from his stupid box. philadelphia, the birthplace of the wedging gym, has removed a plywood box may be covering up christopher columbus statue for the two years. after a judge ruled i had to be taken down. they need the wood to cover vacant store windows. or as they collect in philly, new crack house. old chris had been covered since the riots of 2020. he is on the left. when philly mayor jim kenney ordered the statues removal calling it a matter of public safety, apparently was the only way to keep columbus from getting mugged. but apparently delusional activists feared the monument itself could put lives in danger. in case the statue comes to life. like al gore did. but the city couldn't get the legal authority to do that so they boxed it up and it has been a legal fight ever since. poor cc has been sitting in a box like it's gwyneth paltrow's

severed head. i know. and that was fiction. bummer. now it seems like the years of anti-statue hysteria are over with this latest ruling, the judge says the city disagrees with the message, the statue sends connecticut at its own plaque with what it wants to convey which likely won't happen since it requires real work in philly outlawed that years ago. i would want the president takes about all this. >> no, no, no, they didn't do anything wrong. they didn't take down the statue. they put it in a box. he put things in boxes that you like. like this right here. see this box? it's a gift for jill. it's a nutcracker guy. nutcracker thinks he's a tough guy. ♪ did you know that i could kick your ass ♪ ♪ no, you don't ♪

♪ you will go down just like corn prompted ♪ >> greg: philadelphia covered the statue for public safety. if they are worried about that, why not put a box around philadelphia? maybe we got it wrong. maybe we need to put boxes around more things. >> honestly philadelphia has inspired me. covering things up just because some people consider them offensive is wrong. it's time to make this right. you guys, thank you. nobody open me up into years. now i know it's like to be one of gutfeld's books. >> greg: that stupid, stupid skit, just use to insult me. because it's the holiday spirit, i'm going to pretend like it didn't happen. boy, does that piss me off. harold, we were in the green room and use that i'm so happy we are bringing christopher

columbus back. extremely underrated explorer and all-around great guy who got unfairly maligned by the biased liberal media of the 1700s. that's what you said. >> harold: i don't know if i set it like that. i do think there's a difference between columbus and the folks that fought, you know, fighting to keep blacks and others enslaved. christopher combs, i've never been a big believer in not telling his story. there's a fullness to the story. you'd necessarily wanted to hold the weight was told we should educate america, educate young people alike. about the birth of the country and how he was a part of helping to declare that this was a land, although there were people living here before. i call it columbus day. indigenous people, it takes too much time to say indigenous peoples' day. christopher columbus is part of our history. we shouldn't be afraid. nor should we be afraid to talk about native americans that were here before. so i hope philly and every city is able to do that.

>> greg: it is either to say columbus trunk than indigenous. >> harold: you could get yourself in trouble. >> greg: i think there's something in new york that you want to put in a box. you know what it is. >> kat: the christmas tree. i just want to move it to staten island. >> greg: i am with you. honestly, there's nothing worse than new york and the rockefeller christmas tree. the most anti-holiday thing that has ever been done. he drives people to criminality. >> kat: i believe that. let's go with that. >> greg: no one's really angry at columbus. >> kat: i am. i am pissed when i see statues of columbus. i get lost all the time and i've got no statues. i have gotten lost i would say a lot more times than this guy. i don't have a day named for me.

not even in my own country. enough. enough. >> greg: so you're saying get rid of it? >> kat: he got lost. we are like, "amazing." that's a simple version of the story. >> greg: god, i wish i had you in my history class. morgan, you know it's interesting, when you look back, it's two years ago maybe whatever, doesn't it seem like a weird kind of period of delusion? people running around knocking down statues. and then it just stopped. it's like -- it was like a purging and we never talk about it anymore. it's so strange. >> morgan: it's because biden got elected. the statues aren't a problem anymore. there's been at least 488 homicides in philadelphia this year. from 2015 to 2021, overdoses went up 100%. you would think the thief philly mayor would be a little bit busier with other things in statues and boxes.

i'm also really curious to know how many government workers attempt to remove that box. how many unionized workers it took, a pretty penny for the philadelphia taxpayer. >> greg: jim, you're a widely respected historian and self abuser. when you look back at this period, what strikes you about this attack on our nation's founder? >> jim: i've had enough of columbus. i hate people who want to cover the statue and i hate people upset that the statue was covered. i don't care. everything that happens culturally, people think it's a direct reflection on them. it's not. this statue stinks. looks like he's wearing yoga pants and a dress. it's an ugly statue. it doesn't mean anything. his hair cut stinks. it's a dumb luck. i don't care. i don't get any anger about it and i don't get any good

feelings. it's not a reflection of jim norton. meaningless fight. everyone just wants to put their stink on something. they want to feel like they move the needle a little bit. who cares. >> greg: no one really is angry about this. >> jim: do you know why birds [bleep] on statues? because they are allowed to. that's why they do. >> greg: i don't think anything wiser has ever been said. we'll be right back. at first, he checks thein diversity hire box and makes off with stolen crocs. th their insu, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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obtained by kl nas shows biden administration official and part-time sinead o'connor impersonator allegedly wheeling hostile one suitcase to the las vegas airport in july. by allegedly winning he totally did it again. proving what happens in vegas stays in vegas and thus sam brinton once your bra and panties. travelers are told to put a sticker on their suitcase that says does not belong to sam brinton. he's a nonbinary deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel at the department of energy and by the time it took me to send this whole title, sam stole another three bags.

you can clearly see it's him from the surveillance picture because sam instagram a picture wearing the same exact shirt. prompting the bags owner to say "you can burn that shirt. i don't want it back." it's not the first time brinton is accused of gurgling a bag. here's a recap. if memory serves me correctly which it really does. it was just last week we told you that sam was on leave from his job, her job, for stanching another woman's luggage in minneapolis. sam denied the theft and then later cops to it. at this point he has worse with luggage than brittney griner. why is the media reluctant to report this story? because brinton checks the intersectional boxes or because it's hard to remember if the pronouns are they, them, or

"come back with my suitcase, you cue ball freak." probably i will just stop there. because it gets work. morgan, clearly you stole bernie's luggage. isn't this the best story? it's so weird. >> morgan: it's really weird. sam makes a lot of money. i think he goes by they. they make $180,000 a year. >> greg: being a they, he's got to share it. >> morgan: almost 200 grand a year, that's a lot of money. doesn't need to steal suitcases. i had mine stolen in detroit a year ago, i was so pissed. it's just rude. i hope they don't have security clearance anymore. >> greg: did they find out who stole what? >> morgan: no. >> greg: let me tell you, it

was probably sam brinton. the alts the odds are on old sticky fingers sam. jim, like you, i am not interested in kink shaming. i don't care if he likes to like dress-up. to each his own, i say. but as a pervert, do you feel his behavior shames innocent sophisticated perverts like you? >> jim: it's a distraction. if he wants to dress like a columbus statue in philadelphia, feel free. if the problem is only a psychopath takes luggage. you are a nut.

he's not even smelling the underwear. then we would all go "sure." but he's using the luggage. >> greg: he looks at it like a surprise sale. you get a cracker jack. he looks at it without excitement. i wonder what i got pure he probably scoped out the person on the plane as they are checking bags and then makes a note in his head, i like what she is wearing. she has stuff in there. then maybe he also doesn't like to go shopping. maybe he's cheap. i don't know. but you know what. kat, you're been really outspoken on this issue. >> kat: how dumb this person is. >> greg: extremely stupid. >> kat: i would like to correct something that i said before. i started doing crimes of the airport was the dumbest thing you could do. actually taking a photo of yourself at the scene of a crime and then posting it on the

internet, that's the dumbest thing you could do. this person did both. i don't understand, how have we not heard anymore from sam? i want sam to be like listen, i'm crazy. >> greg: exactly. sam is very much interested in seeking attention. the choice -- >> kat: well, who among us? >> mo>> greg: the choice of lipstick. harold, you and i were talking about it, the choice of lip lipstick. completely clashing with everything else he does, she does, it does, whatever. they. >> kat: they. >> jim: ross perot's candidate saying how did i get here. >> greg: that's called back. it's not a call back. >> kat: it happened in the past. >> harold: no one is above the law. him sh sam should be held

accountable. but to take a picture of it. maybe i'm getting old. >> greg: do we have a picture of him? i forgot to read this part. it is a great picture of him walking with other men and i swear. the reason why want to see this. she may is that you on the left? i recognize. i know your elbows. it's their left, you're right. >> that was not me. i was claustrophobic. i was not out yet. >> greg: forgot that you were in there. >> jim: the red lipstick would kill it for me. how do i explain that one? >> greg: anyway. coming up, will it solve our

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>> greg: are we ready for clean fusion or the still an illusion. will this placate activists who don't shower? the u.s. department of energy, the department of charge of making sure were not dependent on venezuela was apparently able to create clean energy using a fusion reaction for the very first time. i'm already regretting the st story. couldn't find anything on the teacher with the big breasts? i will get through this. i will get through this. for all you nonnuclear physicists, simply put, fusion involves pressing hydrogen atoms so close to each other that they form helium, thus releasing incredible amounts of energy. i do this a lot in the shower. on the one hand, this seems like

a big deal, creating limitless energy would solve so many problems with no downsides. for one, my staff wouldn't have to warm themselves by standing over a burning trash can. it keeps setting off the fire alarm. experts say it's all ten years away. but isn't everything ten years away? like kat turning 55? but it's like my dad used to say. ten years goes by faster than you think. then he would shut the basement door so the sounds of the weeping runaway wouldn't disturb our dinner. that's our dad. always thinking about family. kat, did i fall for a stupid clickbait story? when i read this, i thought holy cow, we just solved everything from climate change to war because now we don't have to fight for oil or energy. we are just going to create energy out of our backyards. >> kat: you sure did.

i saw this, i was like "oh, no." >> greg: why didn't you call me? you do work for me. >> kat: i'm so bummed out seeing the story, i couldn't do anything. it's not quite happen for a long time if at all because it sounds hard. also it will put a lot of industries out of business. people aren't going to wanted to happen. people pretend they don't like the energy now but it makes them money. if they build the plans to do this, the zoning laws, where are they going to put the plant? >> greg: don't have to be big plans. little plants. >> kat: is anyone excited about this? >> greg: harold, you follow this stuff. >> harold: i didn't follow it quite as closely. you're going to displace a lot of energy, you're going to create things and force people to do new things. you would imagine elon musk might be behind some of this concerning all the new things, things that sound out of reach.

things he's been able to do over the years including his new ai company. i hope they get it done. it sounds a little, word that i can never master on the s.a.t., incredulous. you know what that word means. morgan knows what that word means. >> greg: would you rather talk about the shop teacher from ottawa? the giant inflatable breasts. >> harold: general stockdale. >> greg: he's named general stockdaleed again. jim, you've been following this area of the energy tech industry for decades. you've been on many shows, you haven't been scared to make predictions. i would say that you call balls and strikes. that's what i like about you. when it comes to energy, you call balls and strikes.

>> jim: i'm a straight shooter, we say in air quotes. i wrote a paper called fusion energy. it will be used to make a shop teachers breasts larger. >> greg: cross that bridge with me. tell me how that happens. >> jim: you take two small busoms and he rubbed them together. >> kat: does that work? [laughter] i've got time. [laughter] >> greg: yeah, it's so funny. i thought about canceling this story. and the middle of the day, i was going morgan, there must be something else out there to talk about. but then i was thinking, this is interesting. we've been talking about fusion, noxious jazz fusion, jim connolly like a good jazz fusion.

member that time, back in the '70s. you and me. morgan, i'm trying to burn out the clock. >> morgan: i can tell. >> greg: i'll talk about anything. i want to know what's on your shoulders. >> morgan: i think i look fabulous. >> greg: you do. >> morgan: i think the stories fake news mostly because i don't understand it. what i think the department of energy is covering up for. last week the story was in the news that they gave away $200 million in grants to a company that's basically owned by the chinese communist party. i think they're trying to distract from that and china and xi jinping. xi jinping on the saudi set on friday they're going to get their civilian nuclear energy from china. it's a big deal. i think there's a bunch of bad stories for doa and they are trying to distract very >> greg: that was such a brilliant way to answer. this story was merely a distraction from china. use that whenever you're in

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: a story in five words. dirty dishes live two days. morgan, survey of 2,000 americans finds that on average, dirty dishes lay untouched in the sink for at least a day and a half. do you draw any conclusions regarding the mental stability or inability of people who do not clean up promptly? leaving dishes in the sink? >> morgan: i am guilty of this. >> greg: is it correlated to how attractive you are? the more attractive you are, dishes you can leave in the sink. ugly people wouldn't do that because ugly people don't have the luxury of abusing the dish cleaning principles. >> morgan: when i want to get out of housework i was tell my

husband that i helped solve middle east peace so i don't have to do it. i see that all the time. >> greg: next time you should say doing dishes is just a distraction from china. harold, but there's never a dirty dish in your house. i have been to your place. it's clean. >> harold: i clean it. ugly people in the house cleaning. >> greg: there's not enough stuff in your medicine cabinet to steal. i made do with some of the stuff from your sock drawer. >> harold: that's where it went. greg talked about it. all you're going to find my medicine cabinet is things i steal from hotels. lotions. you did take a couple of those. >> greg: yes. >> harold: i hope i get invited back to the hotels. >> greg: where are we? did you answer the question. >> jim: china.

[laughter] ji>> greg: jim, you are a germaphobe. you shower after you shower. you don't shake hands. if you are with a member of the opposite sex, a romantic partner, and you look into her sink and you see, this is filthy. does it change your mind about how you view her in other facets? >> harold: no. it's probably filthy because of what i did in it. but i'm not -- >> greg: it's very hard to ask a follow-up question to that. >> jim: i understand. i don't read about dirty dishes. i don't let dishes get dirty, believe it or not. i don't have a dishwasher but often i will take my plates and cutlery and i put them in the hallway and my neighbor has a dog who will lick them clean and then i just put them up in my cabinets. >> greg: that's nice. that's an improvement. item burn we lived in the same

building on west 43rd, you would take a bath with your dirty dishes. >> jim: i would. then there was that knife incident. >> greg: s. 16 surgeries it took. none of them took. >> jim: not at all. sometimes you lose an inch, there's nothing you can do. >> greg: kat, you are a big fan of chores. >> kat: i only do chores if i can get points. look how great i am. to be fair, the dishes, that was my husband's idea. having dishes. >> greg: the way in which you live, dishes aren't necessary. >> kat: i order everything. what do i need these for? when i lived in the studio by myself, i had no dishes. if the delivery person forgot a fork, i would have to go down the elevator outside and go to

subway and grab a fork and they never stopped me because i think they were afraid of me. >> greg: you don't mean simply the sandwich shop. he would go into the subway look around on the ground and take a fork off the ground. >> kat: no. buying dishes is just buying chores for later. i am against it. >> greg: it is your philosophy, drinking out of a bottle of wine, just drink out of the bottle. >> kat: i have two mugs that i drink out of. but he comes with all these dishes. >> greg: dishes are lame. put them in a box. >> jim: i asked for a dish when i was a boy and my father slapped me and called me a si sissy. >> harold: at admiral stockdale. speedy that was his dad. don't go away. we'll be right back. >> if you're going to be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see "gutfeld!,"

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>> greg: out of time. thank you, morgan ortagus. good luck with everything. harold ford jr., jim norton, kat timpf, studio audience. i am greg gutfeld, i love you, america. >> trace: thank you. welcome to america's late news. fox news at night. i am trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, sam brickman freed was arrested at their request of the u.s. government. it could lead to a bernie made off tight prison sentence. days away from the end of title 42 more than a tho