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he's not as radical as the radical bunch of democrats, but he's decided that that's the bed he's decided to lie in. >> neil: senator, thank you very much. i threw a lot at you there. hope you have a merry christmas. >> thank you. >> neil: senator barrasso. again, so much we don't know about the possible government shutdown. we'll explore tomorrow. here's "the five." >> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino, along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, j jesse watters, and grg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> all right, check it out, check it out. looking like live at a bahamas courthouse where disgraced ftx founder sam bankman-fried could come out any moment. the fallen crypto king arrested in the bahamas, and.
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charges include wire fraud, money laundering, and conspiracy to violate campaign laws. prosecutors outlining their case accusing him of trying to by influence, political influence, with stolen money. >> all of this dirty money wasef bankman-fried's desire to buy bipartisan influence and impact the direction of public policy in washington. it's so hard to compare these things, but it's fair to say that by anyone, this is one of the biggest financial frauds in american history. >> lawmakers were supposed to hear directly from the former billion today on capitol hill, but he just got busted hours before he was set to testify. instead congress grilling ftx's newest ceo about what happened. >> the ftx collapse appears to
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be in the hands of a small group of grossly inexperienced, unsophisticated individuals. this is real old-fashioned embezzlement. >> i think everybody loved the exciting idea of a politically progressive, smart entrepreneur, going to reimagine capitalism. i'm glad to see it's finally unraveled. >> what you have is a crypto casino. >> i'm so deeply troubled to learn how common it was for bankman-fried and ftx employees to steal from the cookie jar of customer funds to finance their lavish lifestyle. >> the former billionaire just wouldn't stop talking to press outlets and giving interviews. just yesterday he was predicting this -- >> are you worried you might be detained if you stepped foot into the u.s.? >> i don't believe i would be, but i haven't done a deep dive into that. at some point it's something i have to think hard about. >> judge, the criminal complaint
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came out after the sec complaint,,000 in the bahamian court reporter. court. >> i've never seen them act this quickly. they say there are 1 million creditors. that is incredible. that is a huge fraud. and so you say to yourself, why would the southern district that takes months and months and months, especially in economic crimes, move so quickly? well, you could argue they were worried he might abscond, but at the same time he was willing to testify. as any prosecutor knows, if you're going to trial, what you want more than anything is prior statements of a defendant. and this individual has testified for weeks on end, and made incriminating statements. none of those statements will be inadmissible. he swore to tell the truth. they are under oath. there's no miranda required, no
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custodial custody issue. those statements are golden. why stop him from testifying in front of congress today? because you don't want information to come out that's political. look, he was a number one donor to democrat political causes. his mother apparently ran a major democratic campaign fund. he wined and dined political people trying to influence the regulators. make no mistake, he gave to republicans too. but i think this was an attempt to literally shut down the truth, because this is the one chance that the american people would have to hear from people in congress saying and who did you give money to, what committee are they on, what did you expect from them? just one more thing. there were red flags all along. terry duffy said this thing right from the beginning was fraudulent. he used money to invest for himself. he gave his girlfriend money,
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alameda. why is she not a codefendant? why? maybe because they're trying to get her to testify. you know what, i don't think they need her to testify. he gave money to her. that money is gone. explain what you did with that money. you've got two at the top. you don't need anyone else as far as i'm concerned. there were political contributions, buying out the bahamas, the real estate. you know, the whole smell of it just stinks. in the end, there will be a conviction. he will spend his life in jail. shame on him and his parents who knew so much more. >> interesting, jessica, about the parents, the parents said they were worried his legal fees will wipe them out. the kid -- well, not a kid. he's a man. their child defrauded all these people and wiped them out. >> potentially there's a big mansion he bought for them in the bahamas that they say they don't know anything about. he was probably taking them for
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a ride, the same way he was to everybody else who was investing in this scheme, is what we have to call it at this point. you can't even say it's a company. to the judge's point, the southern district was clear this was an attempt to buy bipartisan influence. if you want to blame someone about the fact we don't know exactly which republicans he gave to, we have two names, but the number of them -- let's talk about citizens united, how it makes it a system in which you can give through dark money groups essentially unlimited money. that's what happened there. two things that i find really interesting. one, what role did the government play in this? they want to regulate the crypto world. was he trying to buy influence to make sure crypto would never be regulated. second thing, we haven't seen someone, a financial crime committed of this level by a millennial, someone addicted to being online. he was even on twitter yesterday, giving interviews, right, left and center. it's a completely different landscape for this. bernie madoff, if he wanted to talk to the press, meet me at a
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dark diner, i'll talk to you about what's going on. this kid has been plastering it everywhere. seems like it will be a completely different dynamic in terms of the prosecution. >> jesse, what good is the federal government in terms of regulations if this can happen to people? lacks time he appeared before maxine waters' committee she appeared to blow him a kiss. >> she didn't appear to. she did. i saw it. she blew a kiss. that's why the attorney general had to put out this fire, because this guy was on a rehab tour. every time he opened his mouth he was humiliating the democrats. he was humiliating bill clinton, the irs, wall street, the sec. everybody was in bed with this guy. for a month and a half he went out and talked more than fauci and exposed the code. the code is i'm going to say whatever the left wants to hear
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and i'm going to shovel money down their throat. so they let me do what i want. you're not supposed to talk about the code. it's a silent code. it's called green washing, woke washing, whatever you call it, and that blows up the whole system. it's like bribery, greasing politicians, but he put it out there way too graphically. so he had to go down. he stole money from people, and then he donated it to the democrats. so biden had to bust his second biggest megadonor. it was a pump and dump. he was pumping and dumping. the democrats pumped and dumped him. they legitimatized him. he's got his company's name on arenas, up there with bill and celebrities now. there's collateral damage. he went down hard. you can see this fraud a mile away. greg and i talk about this all the time, whether it's avenatti, sammie sticky fingers, pinching
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bags at every airport in the nation. it's a big advertisement for scam artists. we see it, but you can't say it. if you say it, you're a bigot. you can't talk about it. then the left, they don't want to hear it, because they're getting rich off of it. they're getting, you know, good press off of it. so whatever. now he wants to get out of prison because they're not giving him a vegan diet. >> yeah. >> listen, that's not going to get your bail reduced. he's a flight risk already. you have to have colon cancer, something like that, because you don't like the food, sorry, you have to stay in jail with some bahamian knuckleheads. >> just two weeks ago he was in front of a big "new york times" audience being interviewed, and the audience was laughing when sam bankman-fried was making jokes about, oh, maybe my lawyer said i shouldn't do this. they thought it was so funny. >> how quickly the tide has
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turned, dana. >> red tide. >> give him long pants. i've seen his knees more than i've seen my own. these big meaty hooks, sitting there with shorts. he's slightly better dressed than john fetterman, but i won't go that far. the timing is suspicious. you know, before he sings, he gets arrested. if he ends up dead in jail we'll know one thing, that he definitely swindled hillary clinton. you know, there are these red flags. one of the red flags, i'm sorry, we got to talk about how people look. >> okay. >> you can judge a book by its cover. you brought up sam brynton. he had the voice of a creepy wind-up doll. he looks like one of the forgotten three stooges. if he transitions, perhaps he could be on "the view." it's a lesson, reiterating what you said, it's a lesson for everyone. the celebrities get sued?
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they should. they pushed it. >> tom brady? >> except for tom brady, because he's an american hero. but anyway, compassionate investing is usually a cynical cover. republicans fall for this less than democrats, because we -- you can't sucker people that know economics into a bad deal. i won't even be tricked into a good deal. like i'm still not doing the 401(k) until i see some real results. >> your mattress must be stuffed. >> it's getting up there. thank you. >> up next, the border crisis erupts again and california governor gavin newsom, not president biden, is showing up to say he wants to fix it.
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>> about beam love that music. bar habar mitzvahs and more. up to 10,000 illegal immigrants could arrive daily once title 42 ends. the largest caravan illegally crossed the rio grande into texas. as usual, president biden too busy to visit the border. one slick-haired governor showed up, his name gavin newsom, going
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to the border to visit a state funded immigration support center and releasing this clip-on social media. >> just got back from m border, meeting with those waiting for their processing on the border. we're here now on the other side. we want to look at the world pre title 42 and post title 42. >> i just lost seconds of my life. he called on fellow democrats to take responsibility and ownership over the border crisis before the system breaks. okay, dana, let's analyze the politics of this.
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he went there for a reason, not necessarily to solve the crisis, but one-up the man. >> last week there was a big story about how gavin newsom told the white house definitely not running for president. then all he's going to do its undermine him. i'm going to get to the border before kamala harris or joe biden can get to the border, pretending that he's going to carry. maybe he'll care after title 42 is gone, because there's going to be even more. interesting if he was really interested in winning and actually solving something, he should have gone and asked governor greg abbott to join him, have a bipartisan show of effort here, they want to do that. so he's probably running. he probably doesn't believe that joe biden isn't running, or wants to be there just in case, because he doesn't think that cashew be the nominee. the other thing is joe biden's inaction on the border, complete like walking away, has done the biggest disservice to the people
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he said he wanted to help the most, the dreamers. it's impossible to get something done in washington to solve that problem if you have this kind of an inch in one day. the democrats freaked out, because there were so many migrants, a couple years ago, under trump, they were mad because there weren't enough beds in el paso. they got a 700-bed facility. now there's 750 people out on the street sleeping. and where's aoc? >> how do you like that? jessica, i'm perplexed. you have this governor newsom signing a bill allowing state ids for undocumenteds or illegals. i thought that's racist. what say you? >> i say it's not racist, that we can acknowledge the hurdles that some people have to get across, jump across, whatever the right term is, to get an id.
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if you make it more accessible, make sure they work jobs, that they can vote, that the -- >> i guess they're illegal aliens. >> they're undocumented people. also they're not voting in federal elections. they need to be included in the census for local appropriation, because they are people that live there. >> uh-huh. >> that matters, their children can go to our schools, and they have children who becomes americans -- >> you're all for illegal aliens, are you? >> anyway, there's a bill, which has a lot of bipartisan support. there are some republicans saying it's mass amnesty. 2 m2 million dreamers that would get citizenship. feels like a good idea, now that there are so many democrats saying we can't afford to let this expire for what's going to happen on a daily basis. >> each democrat should adopt a migrant. >> that's a good idea. >> don't you think so?
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i think that's the solution, especially when title 42 ends and you'll see this -- you know, this health emergency measure go away. the border states are going to be hit with a lot of people, you know, maybe the buses to martha's vineyard, just double, triple them up. >> look, first i want to address the issue of newsom going to the border. okay? 40% of california is made up -- the largest ethnic population is latinos in california. apparently one-third of their labor force is made up of the illegals, i call them illegals also. >> you know documented, judge. >> they're undocumented, okay. >> you're welcome, jessica. >> they are violating the law coming here, but we need to be nice about it. it would be unfair to call it what it is. but unfortunately all of a sudden he decides he wants to go to the border. i mean, he's had this issue in california since he's been the governor.
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first time he's gone to the border, which shows how it's a matter of convenience. it's political for his -- for a political opportunity for him. but 1 million fentanyl pills have come through the border in the last week. my question is, when is enough? how much can we afford? how many kids can our schools take if they're not getting money from the federal government? how many people should be sleeping on the streets as dana talked about in the cold because they don't have beds for them. you know, when do we lose our sovereignty as a nation? this is now an open border country. i know of no other country in the world that has this kind of open border. we are losing our sovereignty. it's that simple. >> jesse, the floor is yours. would you want to discuss invading mexico? you were talking about that in the break. >> you do have to acknowledge that we're neighbors with
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cartels, that we have a narco state, sitting on our southern border. until you acknowledge that you're never going to fix the problem. what are the hurdles that someone has to jump over to get an id? >> people who live in rural counties, primarily who this affects. >> what is the hurdle? >> getting there? >> getting there? >> if people are working, you have to drive hundreds of miles to get to a government facility to do this, i'm just saying there are -- i'm not making it up. >> when you're working, you have to drive always while on a sunday to get -- a day of rest. okay. it's not that hard. also, gavin newsom, was that a photo shoot? >> he looked great. >> the border has never looked so good. >> i know. i like his root causes. >> i like the jacket. it's fine. he understands that you have to sometimes pull stunts to draw attention to the problem, which is why we have to start bussing and flying the illegals back to
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democrat precincts. i know it's the wintertime. flying them to aspen. martha's vineyard not the hotspot right now. fly them to aspen, kamala's neighborhood. do what you have to do to go on offense, because if you continue to absorb these waves of migrants like this, say, ahh, shucks, biden better do something, that's not a good strategy either. >> up next, aoc's climate change moving bombs hard at the box office. ♪ ♪
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why she's a socialist, a social media society, and firebrand, progressive lawmaker, but aoc's bid to become a movie star
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ending in a spectacular failure. her new climate change documentary, the filmmaking only 80 bucks per theatre, raking in less than $10,000 during its opening weekend. maybe it's because it's so cringeworthy. >> some of us have to actually live the future that you are all are setting on fire. >> we will make historic investments, seize the opportunity. >> we have the key to this to come to us. >> we'll go out in a blaze of glory or win what we want. >> america has faced this before and come out stronger. >> all right. well, aoc has wanted to get a lot of attention about anything. yet this is when the people would actually come out and affirm or confirm whatever it is she's doing. why did she flop, greg? >> i mean, first of all, $80 per theatre. i've made $80 in a theatre and
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there wasn't even a movie playing. >> wow. what do you mean? >> i don't know. the it's no surprise, who would go see a movie that's the opposite of entertaining. there's nothing entertaining about that. michael moore's colonoscopy is more entertaining that, because there's probably more twists. she does do her job, right? she makes movies. she goes to galas. she sits for glossy butt-kissing interviews in gq and other women's mags. once you get over the fact you're hollow inside, it's not a bad life. >> dana? >> i read "the new york times" review, and teo thinks that the hopelessness of the movie makes it a hard sell for people to see the movie and for voters to change their minds about climate change. they said for aoc, she offers the best on-screen antidote to
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despair because she's funny. they don't like it if conservatives are funny. >> if a conservative is funny, you're being mean. >> i'm fascinated there was an audience for this outside of earth justice, the justice democrats, because who wanted to go and see this thing. tomorrow you'll have an article that we have to talk about, which is that kids all over america are having nightmare about climate change. no wonder. >> jessica, what about the fact that the climate activists are very much -- i mean, are enthused about what they do, and they do all kinds of things to get attention. they're willing to get run over on the highways, get their skin glued in museums. why aren't they at least watching a movie? >> they're cheap. >> people don't go to the theatre anymore. i mean, they do for "top gun" or the marvel movies that are successful. certainly in the post-covid era,
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everyone wants to watch something at home, especially something like that. there was a netflix documentary she had, called "knock down the house," and that was highly viewed, because people could sit and watch it, grab dinner, come back, turn it back on. the most successful climate documentary was al gore's $inconvenient truth, and only made $24 million. >> debuted on the coldest day of the year. >> would you go to this movie? >> no. will i talk about it? yes. as a product in the marketplace, aoc, no one wants to buy that. >> yeah. >> so this is what politicians often get confused about. just because you're popular in politics doesn't mean you're popular anywhere else. in fact, usually people that can't do anything anywhere else go into politics to succeed.
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she found out that way, the hard way. what's fraudulent about this, because she's trying to sell herself as some hiker. where did she grow up again? westchester. she represents queens. she wears plaid and has little ski things with a 60-pound backpack. like she does that? she show causes her whole life on social media. you can never see her in private. everything is on social media. i've never seen her hike before. the one time she does a documentary about the environment, she's out there doing the appalachian trail. i'm not buying it. >> all right. are you? >> no. no one likes it. >> okay. that's the end of it. ahead, this is not a joke. john fetterman named one of the "new york times" most stylish people of the year. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> gym shorts and a hoody becoming very fashionable. john fetterman's named one of the "new york times" best dressed of the year. he and his wife are set to appear in a new netflix drama with christian bale. i said to scott, we've got to have him. that's a face that fits in the 1830s. greg? >> that's a face. >> it is a face. >> it's definitely a face. according to science, that's a face. give him credit, you're not going to forget that face. that's a face you see in nightmares, you know. let's be honest, okay? i also think he's done a service for us.
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as comfortable as hoodies and shorts are, he looks terrible. makes him look like a big dumb goon. makes jesse ventura look like daniel craig. i know tow truck drivers would be embarrassed to be in a front seat with him because of that style. he's the most stylish, jesse is voted the most selfless. >> i'm surprisingly selfless. you don't know about it, because i don't talk about it. no one talks about it. >> it's the world's best kept secret. >> so he's like an extra for the democrats, if you think about the democrat machine as a production unit. they could make fetterman the best dressed, put him in a hollywood hit with christian bale, and put fetterman in the u.s. senate. they can do anything to anybody. that's how powerful they are. it's flaunting how they can get away with anything. we can take this guy off the street, looks homeless, and put him in the highest office in the
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land, errorror close to it, and you can't do anything about it. you can have a tv star with billions of dollars, too many homes to count, and -- >> that's america! >> -- that's how good we are at doing what we do. >> you proved a different point than you intended. it was a good one. >> you get it. this guy is not worth jack. look at him. he's next to christian bale. when did he have time to do this? he's going to have another heart attack. >> he's sitting in a tavern. he doesn't have any heavy lift to this. >> does he have an audience? >> i don't know. i think it's just for his face. who has the best tailored suit, though eric adams -- >> we have to consider the source. okay? this is "the new york times." all of a sudden they're, like,, oh, wow, carhartt is so trendy and chicago. most of the rest of america we wear that every day because we work outside. he wears it, doesn't work outside, he's not a blue collar
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game, lived off his parents, are attended harvard, and he's cool because he wears a trucker hat. are the truckers cool now? no, "the new york times" would never say that. >> he went to harvard? >> yes. >> living with his parents? >> no. lives off his parents. >> lives with his wife and children. >> cool if you take the blue collar style, but the blue collar people never get the accolades. >> i'm not going to try to say anything. you rip him. >> no. >> honestly, i think he looks good in 1830, more normal than now. >> when biden came, he was wearing a suit. when he was on the capitol he was -- >> he doesn't look good in a suit. he should stick to what he's wearing. he looks good. of. >> you know what was going on in the 1930s? slavery. see, they can't get enough of it. he had to go back in time.
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>> welcome back. time for "the fastest." first up, every christmas season you can't escape this holiday tune. >> ♪ all i want for christmas is you ♪ >> nobody gets it worse than the retail workers, forced to hear "all i want for christmas" for hours and hours on end. one worker turns on an industrial fan and stands under it every time he hears it. others take refuge in a stockroom to avoid the hollywood hit. i like this song. >> i do too. >> what's wrong with this song? >> nothing's wrong with the song. she has a beautiful voice.
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it's a sweet song. i love it. >> do you even celebrate christmas? >> my dad thought it was festive and fun, you don't lose your jewish identity also because you have a tree. it's compact, which is nice, one day of celebration. >> you had a christmas tree? >> now i married a christian, so it's mandatory. >> oh. >> they weren't hanukkah, but hybrid things. anyway, i love christmas too. they're hanukkah bushes. >> don't light the bush on fire. >> that happened in the bible. >> how would you know? i never heard anything like that from you. >> saw it in a movie. >> i like the song, but i understand where these people are coming from. we like it, because we hear it on occasion during the holidays. imagine hearing it every 25 minutes. there's a guy up here, raising money for salvation army, plays it constantly. all the people dance around. a void that at all costs,
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because it gets in your head and won't get out. >> what's great about that dude, he does three songs, in front of a record store, so it's all record nerds. they hate it. it's nonstop mariah carey, they're pulling what's left of their hair out. i can't stand her. she has a beautiful voice, but doesn't know how to sing a song. i'd like to give her lessons on how to sing appropriately, because i feel bad for her. we need a christmas music free zone. it's disgusting. there's a reason why you only hear this music once a year, because it's that bad. it's the reason why we only have turkey once a year. it's a terrible bird. right? you wouldn't have -- i don't know who said this. i can't remember. somebody said when you go out to dinner for somebody's birthday, they never ask for turkey. if you're going to go to a club
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and dance, you don't dance to christmas music. this is all a scam. i want to end now. >> that's stunning. do that to one song. >> what? >> put that together. >> up next, doing the dishes stinks. that's why according to a new survey the average person lets them sit in the sink untouched for a day and a half. that is filthy. >> i bet that's what you were before you were married. >> what? >> i bet you didn't wash a damn thing. you didn't even know how. i bet you bought paper plates and ate on the toilet, you dirtbag. then you get married. they come in, teach you how to do that stuff. >> they? who's they? >> chicks, girls, dames, ladies, broads. i'll use they for that, but not they for them, if you catch my drift. >> this is probably true,
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because if i have a cup of tea, i don't get home until the next morning, that counts? >> peter doesn't do them when you're out? >> yes. now he'll get mad at me. >> he'll have to reclaim his man card. you know what that means. or i made it the best night of your life. why am i talking like you. all right, jessica? >> saw this great tweet a few months ago that said, like, who told men that soaking is the same as washing. it's so accurate. my husband cleans up all the time. i walk over, like, because i go to bed after him. it's just a swamp in there of dishes that are clean, but just soaking in there.
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>> that came from the commercials, remember the palmolive lady? >> soak first, then wash. are we wrong? >> no. rinse off both. >> what do you do when you break a dish or glass? you're not evening listening to me, judge. i'm talking about the dishwasher. >> you take the dish, get a brush, so it doesn't affect your hands, run it under hot water. i, however, in case you noticed i don't have my -- that soft -- it's off. you can get a long-handled thing, put it in the dishwasher. >> i still the right thing to do its soak it until you're out of there, then your wife finds it,
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finds it soaked in detergent. >> you can do that with kids, you know. >> you're full of ideas tonight. >> yes, i am. other things, too. >> "one more thing" is up next. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ . .
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bringing legendary design... and state-of-the-art technology... to a fully-electric suv. the all-new, all-electric eqb from mercedes-benz. ♪ >> dana: time now for "one more thing," jessica? >> jessica: so on sunday my daughter clia turned 1. very excitings with her smash cake feeding her dad. then, per the other babies tennessee and sylvie getting in there. pause, everyone, get in on the fun. this incredible the big cake and the smash itty-bitty bakery incredible work with my mom, best friend and her two kids. was such a nice day. she loved parents.
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got something special was happening to her and using them all today. ball pit i did not buy enough balls turned out to be a strategic advantage because you don't have to pick up as many balls. she loves her princess cage there again with the girls they are so cute tennessee and sylvie, unwrapping presents. she did it with gusto, so happy birthday to clio. >> dana: happy birthday to you. milestone for you, too. >> greg: god, i remember the ball pit just last week. tonight, gutfeld, andrew doyle, is he great. is he from england rob smith, kat timpf, tyrus going to be a great show. let's do. this greg who does all the work here? you know, you always see that guy like when a car is stuck in a ditch and there is always a dude who waits until everybody gets in the right spot before they help and they pretend like they are helping? well, check this out. here is a lady trying to catch a kangaroo. it's pretty hard. this is hard business oh.
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trying to save the kangaroo. right? but she does, she gets it, she gets it. look at this. that's a very brave woman. and then here comes a friend. >> oh my gosh. >> her friend comes out with a banging, come on, that's all she got to do? whoa. poor thing. >> greg: so now proper procedure. >> order kangaroo in a bag come in a few days before christmas. >> i want to talk about this country music tar chesney doing a charity cause for great cause. a wonderful dog named ruby and unfortunately she passed away and he wrote a song called the ruby girl. here is a little listen ♪ she is the ruby girl ♪ la la la la la la la >> dana: he wrote it in honor of her, his beloved pup. after the passing he was helping
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his money would raise money for stray dogs. available wherever you download. stray rescue of st. louis. is he happy through his fund rubiy's life will pay it forward through his pup a lot of people love dogs so take a listen. >> judge jeanine: everybody know knows where -- there is a guy gabriel iglesias who owns a chihuahua. and so he decided to give erisa, the dog. he spared no expense, estimating the event cost $100,000. risa had three outfit changes custom made for her four pound body. 300 guests, 12 dogs were at the celebration included a d.j. dancing, caricature artists and more. guests chowed down on bacon wrapped hot dogs party goers treated to a pup chino station. congratulations risa on milestone birthday.
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>> jesse: clio's birthday seems a little -- after that. you know i'm only kidding. "jesse watters primetime" lindsey graham is going to be joining us at 7:00. >> greg: looks different. >> jesse: not a mistake. different lindsey graham. [laughter] >> dana: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: that's a tease. i want to watch that thanks, dana. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, federal charges against the founder of the crypto currency exchange that collapsed and now threatens the financial fortunes of countless investors. former ftxceo sam bankman-fried was arrested monday in the bahamas. he was scheduled to testify before a house committee today. that did not happen. correspondent david spunt has the latest information tonight on all of this. good evening, david. >> good evening, bret. sam bankman freidman left the bahamaian courthouse about five minutes ag

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