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audience, choose the monologue topic. nobody else does this. it's a segment that we call... >> the audience decides the story! >> greg: kind of redundant at this point. i mean, i had already said that. the rules are this, i tell you to topics and the stronger clap determines which story we are going to choose. fyi, this is exactly how my parents determined who got fed at dinner. hold your clapping until i tell you both topics. the first story, the inflation rate, as you know, is a critical measurement economies health. therefore understanding how it correlates to other economic measures in a stable economy might help us comprehend these inflationary cycles. all right. the second topic, what the hell is up with the trans-school shop teacher in canada with giant inflatable boobs?

you guys can't follow the rules. were going to have to do it all over again. all right, let's compare. story one on inflation. you don't count, tyrus. story two, also on inflation. [cheers and applause] all right. settle down, you perverts. the audience decides. giant breasts wins by a nipple. i agree the contest was a bust. it's time for... >> if it happens there, we report down here. you're watching gazoomba gate.

week 13. >> greg: this story is getting bigger and bounce here and like speeds old report cards, there's a lot of ds. because of the neighborhood just tuned in for the first time. she was once he began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. the school board stands behind the teacher. no other choice. the unlikely event of a water emergency landing, your shop teacher can be used as a flotation device. it the only show that keeps diligent tabs on the ontario gender teacher. is it a prank that's gotten way out of hand? how about a little common sense. women don't even look like that in my dreams. the shop teacher was recently pictured in all her immense boobery skydiving. what happened since then?

parents of the oakville trafalgar high school students have hired a lawyer to begin legal proceedings against the district school board. they are frustrated with the board's lack of transparency, unlike the teachers sputter. and they are fearful of the growing threats of violence against the school over the overt attire of a transgender teacher so they took action. students first, ontario, that's the group, numbering 100. said parents have followed protocol initially. taking their concerns to school administrations, to their trustees. the board stands by its official statement in response to the teachers large prosthetic and braless breasts. "committed to establishing and maintaining a caring and welcoming learning environment for all students and staff." oh, yeah, did we mention we love giant [bleep] i don't think that was in there.

students are also being threatened with suspension if they photograph the teacher. that's interesting. and yet here we are, the only show covering this surreal, thought-provoking story. why? because i'm obsessed? no. maybe i just need to get this off my chest. you see, a parent at this school is in a no-win situation. it's like a meeting where the only two empty seats are on either side of brian kilmeade. lose-lose. you can just see him sitting there. the trans-teacher is either trolling the school or demanding protection for eighth fetish masquerading as a nonbinary trait but if that costume is welcomed, why not any behavior? what stops a teacher from putting a giant prosthetic penis in their pants? don't think i haven't thought of that. you don't know this but i teach intro to twerking at the local

junior college. you can take your private fetish public as long as you portray yourself as the target of hate, it works. what if the principal as a dominatrix. kids who have to take their whipping or be called a bigot, which will mean more whipping. now, what if we just ignore this story? we allow the nonscience of gender activism to unleash public fetishes on all of us. the inmates will be running the asylum and it will look that way with all the bondage. i mean, what if you have a fetish? what keeps you from sharing it at work? telling geraldo to cover up that thong would get me to h.r.. what about the shop teacher? you would think that table saw would be enough of a dete deter. one of my fetish is flashing? it's not much different than a man slapping on giant breasts with nipples the size of frozen

pizza. why can't i walk the halls and an open robe. i was wanted to be charlie rose. let's welcome tonight's guests. he has five daughters and high blood pressure, american conservative union chairman matt schlapp. she's got the eye of the tiger and a jar on her desk. cohost of "the bottom line" starting january 23rd on fox business, dagen mcdowell. like bathroom towels, you'll always find her hung over in the shower. fox news contributor kat timpf. and finally, he has no clue what a ladder is. my massive sidekick in the n.w.a.'s world heavyweight

champion, tyrus. matt, i think this might be the first time you're on the show when i have covered this topic, is that true? >> matt: yes. >> greg: your wife has been on many times. she has talked about it a number of times and you wouldn't believe her opinions on it, quite shocking. how do you assess or grade my reporting so far or analysis on this topic? this is not showing up on any show as far as i know anywhere. >> matt: i have one of those. it's called a belly. and all i can think of is what would've happened if dr. fauci had become a plastic surgeon? i also am a little embarrassed because my pastor said he loved to watch me on "gutfeld!" and here we are. we had to start here. >> greg: don't you think there is a slippery slope and i'm not talking about her [bleep] you know what i mean. if you can't stand up for something it is obviously

fetishistic, than anything can go. >> matt: we have unleashed -- but we have made heroes of people who seem to be struggling in their lives, and it seems to be front and center in our classrooms. i think a lot of americans find it rather repugnant. it's good to mock it but after the mockery, we've got to make this stuff stop. live your life. that's fine. but don't pollute the mind's -- >> greg: you can dress anyway you want but there are kids there. and i'm going to keep covering this story until it's -- i would just keep covering it. congratulations, dagen. very good. dagen has got a new show premiering on fox business called "the bottom line." is that correct? >> dagen: thank you. with sean duffy. >> greg: sean duffy. who is that? i'm kidding. we all know who sean duffy is. he's got like 700 kids. he is like that eight is enough

guy. so the kids are threatened with suspension if they take a picture of the teacher yet the teacher can basically -- is looking for attention. does that make sense? >> dagen: no. all the kids in the school and even the teachers who have to be upset about this have a way to fight back. everybody needs to start wearing super tight jeans like dwight yocum tight and they need to start wearing j ginomous prosthetic scrotums. it doesn't have to be something that you buy on the internet. >> greg: homemade? >> dagen: follow-up giant sweatshirt and shove it in your genes. like you have a big old possum in your pants. or a wombat in your britches but everybody needs to be walking around like they are very uncomfortable. >> greg: we can't show it.

>> dagen: everybody and in the entire school. it will descend into chaos. kids will be able to sit for more than a couple minutes because they have a giant scrotum in their pants. it's not a d. it's a z. again, you will never -- nobody will ever be able to play sports. you can't, again, a big old wombat in your britches. you can't run to first base. >> greg: dagen, stop. this is from hollywood reporter. foxes decided to shelve the bottom line. is being replaced with something called "the duffy zone." >> tyrus: no one bats will be hurt. >> greg: another career destroyed by me.

i don't know who to go to next. i know you both despise this topic. >> tyrus: take it away, kat. >> greg: does a lot of things i don't like to talk about but this is a philosophical question. right? >> kat: okay, when you say you're the only person covering this, you really are the only person. it's so fascinating because that's a philosophical study to me. there's nobody that you're doing this versus. don lemon is not opening his morning show, the trans-phobia has gone too far at fox news and then showing you talking about this. >> greg: maybe he should. >> kat: there are people who live to call out other people for transfer will be about this, they are like, silent. they have nothing to say. nobody thinks this is normal or cool except for apparently some people in canada. but canada is not real.

so here, nobody thinks -- we have to blur it out. >> greg: they can't blurt out at school. they can have a big -- cut out these giant things of something blurry and tape it to the nipples. they walk around, big giant plates of blurriness, like satellite dishes, tyrus. >> tyrus: i got the gist. >> greg: i heard you went bowling last night. how was it? >> tyrus: it was great, phenomenal. anything spherical, we don't want to talk about it. going to end up talking about generation z over there. i was ready to talk about economics. shame on all of you. unfortunately, dagen, you've got to run longer, wider strides, it helps. may your pants also. unfortunately -- oh, i have to draw you a picture? >> greg: get to the point. >> tyrus: unfortunately because he would be identifying as a man, he would have been suspended as soon as you walked in the door. where are the feminists on this?

why is it that when a man decides to transition, to get attention, they always super sexualify what it means to be a woman. a super short skirt and your nipple, that's not what it means to be a woman. everyone is treating this with gloves. i wear gloves. they are not calling her out on her inappropriateness. the needs of the finish is more important than the needs of the children in the community because of the virtue signaling. when that by definition has nothing to do with womanhood. >> greg: there you go. that's why we do these stories, kat. >> kat: all right. i am imagining if you are a parent and your kid's not doing well in shop class and you have to go talk to this teacher. my kid [bleep] >> tyrus: you take the f and move on.

>> greg: now we must move on. up next, 17 juries spoke and were overruled by the governor whose woke. >> if you'd like to be in the new york area like tickets to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studioi audience. nausea, heartburn, indigestion, ♪ ♪ upset stomach, diarrhea. ♪ pepto bismol coats and soothes for fast relief... when you need it most.

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>> greg: she show them affection by banning lethal injection. commuting executions by the lame duck leaves victims saying what the hell. that's how you doing. this week oregon governor kate brown announced she's commuting the death sentences of all the states death row inmates. now all those lethal injections can be used to kill sick people. their punishment will be reduced

either like prison without the possibility of parole or just living in portland. which is worse than lethal injection. and unless another woke governor reduces her sentence again. brown said in a statement "the state should not be in the business of executing people even if a terrible crime placed them in prison." well, damn it, there is no "if" in play here. no one was talking about x executing people who didn't commit a terrible crime. she has confused oregon law with her feelings. brown framed her decision is one that brings closure to victims and their families, saying that they experienced pain and uncertainty while convicts it on death row for decades. instead now that i have peace and serenity that comes with knowing your loved ones murder will get to die of natural causes. i bet they feel better already. she added that the death penalty sucks because it's an

irreversible punishment. well, duh, you idiot. that's the point. you're removing the scumbag off the planet. she's pretending sentences are only about correction. they are also about punishment and deterrence. if someone murders me, i really don't care that they probably won't do it again. i'd still want kat timpf to fry in the chair. >> kat: what did i ever do to you? >> greg: i am just predicting it. >> kat: it would make sense. i think everybody would be like, why did it take so long? >> greg: [laughs] >> tyrus: i did it. >> greg: tyrus, do you believe -- the funniest part of the story, the people, the death row stuff makes people nervous to talk about. do you really think this helps victims get closure? how can she say that [bleep] >> tyrus: the term sour grapes mean anything to you, gutfeld? she is on her way out.

probably not what she chose, so she's going to do this at the last minute. and then hide it behind the guys. yeah, there's one thing victims say when their family member is brutally murdered. "your honor, give them life. let them live a long life in jail." no. there's a reason why there's a death penalty for prisoners like this and it is an irreversible punishment because their crime is irreversible. you can't unmurder. we have 40,000 appeals. we have all these things in line. if it was something wrong, person gets an opportunity. we are seeing that with peterson. this is nothing to do. they are selfish. it's their feelings. they don't get their way, they try to do anything. this is what she did and then tries to hide it behind victims. you weren't concerned about anybody in your entire time in office when you were considered by you and your feelings.

>> greg: she commuted a thousand convicts during the pandemic as well. i get nothing against the death penalty. i understand it from a moral perspective. it's like, how can any victim's family have her leave if you know there's a jackass in the future who might undo a sentence. all of a sudden, they will say we are cutting her sentence in half because of covid or something. >> dagen: you might have guessed that i am a life or not, tooth for tooth kind of gal. exodus and all. as the case may be. exodus and all. a couple years ago, this might make the victim's families feel better. a couple years ago they started transferring death row inmates into general populations, even before the governor commuted the sentences. so they might get dahmer-ed.

they might get killed in the general population of the families have any luck. >> greg: do you know people who do that sort of thing? >> tyrus: no, she does not. >> greg: just for my -- >> tyrus: we know what you're doing. stop it. >> dagen: you will appreciate this because i know where your brain lives. a lot of this, this idea of keeping the death penalty and not commuting death sentences, it's rooted in charles manson. charles manson got the death penalty and that it was repealed in california. at the time, california did not have life without the possibility of parole. he got life and then every so many years kept coming up for parole until he died in 2017. and every year, every time he came up for parole, these poor families had to go in front of the parole board and said you

can't possibly put this guy on the street. that's a rare case but not california. that lives with peoples. >> greg: kat, what say you? >> kat: very uplifting. are we talking about cancer next? i'm super anti-death penalty. i think the government, i don't trust them to do the most basic stuff. i'll think they should be in the business of executing people. it's super expensive. it costs way more to execute somebody than it does to have them in prison for life. >> greg: the appeals. >> kat: you're going to kill somebody. >> greg: they make it expensive. if it's an artificial expense. it's not like say when you electrocute somebody across a million dollars for the electrocution.

it's because of the appeals. >> kat: yes, you have to make sure you're being really careful because they have been innocent people who've been let out during the process. i think the fact that those people didn't get killed is something that was worth spending money on if they do naturally do the crime. it's so expensive there are a lot of states where these small counties where decimates their budget and they have to raise taxes on people because it's so attentive and i think it's unfair to make people pay more just because some [bleep] decided to kill somebody. >> greg: i would pay more. >> tyrus: or less. come to louisiana. we do it with buckshot and a rifle. i could do it for $17. >> greg: last word to you, matt schlapp. >> matt: i agree with kat. when we get to see you death penalties being executed by the post office, it's a little alarming, especially in an age where you have a biden administration justice department who thinks if you checked the wrong box under party affiliations, you should

go to prison. here's the thing we are not catching. she did it now, dagen, because there was a tough race for governor in oregon and even in oregon it was unpopular. like cop killers and wife killers and kid killers off of death row but give the thing is, oregon is going so crazy, some of these other states that are being funded by george soros to make crime basically okay is who's going to -- these were commuted. the next step is some crazy socialist governors thing let's let everybody out which gets you back to your manson problem. this idea that crime is okay, that violent crime is okay that the democrats are pushing, it's a dangerous thing to normalize. >> greg: up next, his employer parted ways for a sexist turn o. phrase. when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

>> greg: he was told that the bricks because of what he said about chicks. a sportswriter had to go for what he said about the sex who

can't throw. jerry sullivan was fired from his job at greater niagara sports after making disparaging comments about female fans during the -- he made the remarks during the show. roll it, gertrude. >> the live stream. this is amy. i thought the aim was to get viewers. not turn people away. >> the worst fans really are the women. they don't get critical journalism. they are all wannabe cheerleaders. >> okay. >> greg: women are the worst fans question right they don't get critical journalism? they are all wannabe cheerleaders? jerry would have commented further but he had to pick up his trophy for most awesome dude. >> a sexist would say... >> greg: one day later his

employer made the decision to part ways, saying they don't condone misogynistic, insensitive, or derogatory comments in any form that led female fans to grab a dictionary. >> another sexist who is worse would say... >> greg: i hope you're learning something here, people. you're probably wondering what's the real story here? a man bashes women, gets fired, case close to. as luck would have it, good old jerry is a liberal democrat and women's sports advocate. his twitter bio even says so. i guess that's what you call irony, right? as opposed to ironing. if that were sport, women would totally kick ass every time. >> wow, yet another sexist would say. >> greg: dagen, however i have on the staff writing these things definitely a sexist. it's gross i don't know what to do about it. it's anonymous. they put in the script. i've never seen it before.

i've been talking to people at work about it. >> dagen: i know how to go in the system and see who wrote it. >> greg: should that person been fired? >> dagen: i don't think he should be fired but you know, i am a cheerleader and i practice my kicks. ya dirt mouth. >> greg: where is that coming from? >> tyrus: for the record, those kicks were aimed at the scrotum. >> dagen: thank you. women are great sports fans here we sit at home with our fellows in silence watching the game, as our fella stands up and yells at the television and we spare we think about the day that he drops dead in how we are going to spend all of his damn money. >> greg: [laughs] that was beautiful. matt, i think sports talk is sexist because it assumes men

enjoy it. i hate it when guys are talking sports around me and they assume i am supposed to understand what's going on when really i am into macrame and softer hobbies. i am a delicate young man. >> matt: that's interesting. [laughter] i didn't know where to go. >> greg: the response. >> tyrus: thanks for having me. >> matt: are we done yet? look, the thing is, why is he going on a show, they were drinking beers? it has a terrible name. people think there is a timeout zone to get on fake tv and say what you want. let me warn everyone, there is no such thing as that. everything you say, do, right, it's out there. with the way -- my guess is what was it called? >> greg: it's called train wreck freight is probably the assumption that you go on there and you just say the most ridiculous thing and you're not

safe. >> matt: the newspaper he wrote for his almost assuredly owned by some big media conglomerate. by the way, they ain't playing. if it's really clear, you can't say anything funny, interesting, off-color, you'd be done over there. it doesn't work anymore. i don't know, from my point of view, why can't he be held accountable to what he writes in his column. if he has a errant mishap, maybe we call it that, on this fake show, maybe leave it alone. that's not the age we are in. >> greg: do you think, because it's called train wreck, and then it seems to me like they are drinking and having a good time, that he should have not been fired? >> kat: i am very confused by his comments. he said that the woman fans fall short of critical journalism. i would like to, hey, jerry. have you ever met any mail fans who fall short of critical journalism? i get he's been in the business for decades but has he ever been

to a sports bar? everybody is like that. women may be don't care. they are may be more relaxed. guys are drunk and screaming the entire time. i want to know exactly what did he mean. they are not critical journalists. okay. nobody is. >> greg: i wonder if he remembers saying this. it is funny that he is a liberal democrat. >> tyrus: of course he is. [bleep] stupid. you might think that. i might think the woman in my life, when she watches sports, shouldn't really watch sports because she ruins it for everybody with questions. but i don't see it out loud. i say it on the inside. i say it to the dog. i think it when i dream. i don't put it out in the air. the second thing. on the podcast we preach this all the time. never drink in front of a camera. unless you are trying to be

octomom 2 on a reality tv show. you do not drink and go on camera. one, you're not funny. his jokes sucked. his timing was horrible. he was trying to be cool when he is past the age of being cool. hey, guys, look. he started talking and the other two guys were like "whoa." one woman told him i don't like your show. well, all women are stupid and don't understand journalism. okay. and all smart liberal journalists on train wreck are unemployed. moron. he got fired for that one comment. everything else he said was dumb but he said all women don't understand critical journalism. well, they don't have to you're not writing it anymore. >> greg: coming up, their ratings are weak and they want you to wreak. zema

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>> greg: cnn's advice?

skip the old spice. yeah, the network that said eat a cricket now thinks hygiene is wicked. [laughs] that almost rhymed. that's according to a cnn.com article published this week titled "do you really need deodorant?" experts weigh in. yeah, that's right, experts. i am no conspiracy theories but i think when it comes to wearing deodorant, it is best to do your own research. the article points out that there's actually no medical reason to wear deodorant. with one doctor chalking it up to the fact that "we live in a society where body odor is not universally accepted and the stigma surrounding wetness of the clothes because of sweat." really? stigma? unless i am mistaken, the only place body odor is universally accepted... [applause] do i even need to finish that

sentence? plus, saying it's not medically necessary isn't a good excuse for not doing something. take it from a guy who try that when a cop asked him why he wasn't wearing pants in a bennigan's. i lost my luggage. sam brinton stole my bag. why was this article written? it seems like an on thing. >> kat: makes perfect sense why it was written. christmas. >> greg: [laughs] >> kat: you. nobody wants to do anything because it's christmas. the person had to write an article. i don't know what to write about. i don't want to think. they are like oh, deodorant, okay. then the editor was like, i don't give a [bleep] either. sure, right about deodorant. no one will read it anyway. >> greg: it's weird. you do see a lot of strange articles at the end of the year. it's like people mailing it in. tyrus. >> tyrus: phoning it in. they kind of gave two reasons why you wear deodorant. body odor and wetness.

they didn't have a cure for t that. apparently it was right under their nose the whole time. it was deodorant. >> greg: what they do before deodorant? >> tyrus: if you've ever been to paris, france, in the summertime, you know. have you? i have. you all know. you're too scared to say it but you're flying to do stories about big boobed people but not tell the truth about body odor in france. >> greg: interesting point. people who smell are going to be the next protected class. you're not hiring me because i don't wear deodorant. >> matt: there was this whole thing, the far left got together at some convention and they get triggered by people that clap so you couldn't clap. >> greg: yes. >> matt: body smells was a big part of it. there are people who identify as not wanting to smoke alone so you can work alone in the cologne people had to stand

someplace. it works out, as the political guy here on the panel. i think it's a breath of fresh air coming from cnn. they are not lying about trump or republicans or economics. i think they should stay on this for a long time. >> kat: i am surprised they didn't go with "is deodorant racist?" >> tyrus: already established. >> greg: that was my next question. surprise! surprised they didn't say deodorant was racist. how dare you expect them marginalized to smell good, dagen? >> dagen: exactly. they didn't need an article. they just needed a headline. cnn, if you stink as bad as we do, use deodorant. it's very bizarre because what tyrus was talking about, they

say, they go into deodorant's neutralized body odor. antiperspirants reduce wetness. both are offered in one product. is that what they think of their audience? they need an explanation? and then they are like, there's no right or wrong answer when it comes to your personal preferences. yes, [bleep]. if you smell like funyions and feet, you need to be using deodorant. >> greg: the worst place is always a plane, when you're trapped. can you imagine? is a most like time stands still when you're in an airplane next to something smelly, somebody smelly. he can't do anything about it. and then you're the suspect. >> kat: i was on an airplane with a guy that was farting the entire time. at what point is this violence? >> greg: of next, you might

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: a story in five words. neighbors make you live longer. not mine. somatic, researchers studied older chinese americans in chicago and found that those who

didn't have strong connections to their neighbors were more likely to die earlier than those who did. that means i guess if you know your neighbors that's good for you. do you get along? >> matt: our neighbor built a 25-foot wall behind us because she thinks we are terrible people. i'm the wrong guy to start the conversation. i was really upset because trump couldn't finish a wall but she could build a wall. the reason is, the reason this craggy white woman wanted to build a wall was because she thought my wife and i were racist. anyway, will what i realized about a wall, you know the old saying? strong fences make for good neighbors. i kind of disagree. i like the 25-foot wall. i don't see the lady and i think you're going to live plenty long. >> greg: there you go. actually she is a good neighbor because she's out of sight. she's probably very ugly, i imagine. hideous. >> matt: the wall works. >> greg: tyrus. all of my neighbors avoid me.

i think i'm pretty healthy. >> tyrus: you're healthy. that's not why they avoid you. they probably would like you to get sick. i don't know. i watched too much grumpy old men as a kid. i like to keep my neighbors at ahead nod. they always habitually stepped too close. the borrowing gets excessive. it starts out as sugar and then it's, can i borrow your car? you've got to draw the line. you become good friends with the other man of the house with someone else doesn't like him. so then, or worse, which happens to me all the time, i don't like the dude and then i've got to be sitting at dinners with him while he's talking to me, like what's fox news all about? i've got to sit there and be like what? i put on my best angry black guy where everything offends me.

>> greg: it's impossible to get a couple and a couple to actually get along. you've -- there's going to be 1 out of 4 is not going to work, right? and neighbor couple. one might be okay but the other one is a real sleaze ball. >> dagen: yeah, but you own homes. we live in apartments. that's a completely different situation. i live next door to a guy who would go on long meth benders. >> did he wear deodorant? >> dagen: he would alternate between watching and friends. >> tyrus: i don't own a home, i own a mortgage. everything -- every time things don't work out, i just get stuck

with the bill. i no longer own physical things. i own the bills. >> dagen: you don't share walls with a method. >> tyrus: i do share walls with a terrorist. >> greg: kat, you live in a high-rise. who should be wearing more, the neighbors were you? >> kat: we shared a wall with a couple fighting, screaming at each other nonstop. this was the pandemic. he would call to the front desk, they are listening to tv too loud. they are jerks. i hope they are doing well. i think this is actually the reverse. being the kind of person who does stuff that makes you live long makes people want to hang out with you because you're in shape so you're hot, some people want to talk to. >> tyrus: they can go to bed at 10:00 when you want to stay up until 11. [laughter] i don't like vegetables every day. some times i like -- >> greg: i have great neighbors. that's all i've got to say.

>> tyrus: my neighbors don't do anything. help me, do something. interrupt. >> greg: you've got to take a break. don't go away. we'll be right back.

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