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the smartest man aliveody by anyone, anywherin ae. [cheers and applause finally, on to some actual news. disclose ilan's location earned them a seven day vacation. elon musk suspended at least half a dozen journalists yesterday, accusin]g him of violating twitter's rules elisa haorters some of the accounts belong to reporters who covered or tweeted about the battle between elon and a college freshman who is tracking his private jet flights. elon tweeting, quote, they posted my exact real time location, basically assassination coordinates in obvious direct violation of twitte obviousr, terms of servii seven days suspension for doxxing,on som some time away fu twitter is good for the soul. >> yeah, that's good. keith olbermann,s you remember that guy, keith olbermann? higho he was the highest profilefipern person to be suspended, meaning

there were no high profile ammoe people wer people who were suspended.in tho and that's all there is to it. a carly, i feel like this. we're like the broadcasting version of the nativity scene. t why?because because you're like mary wityohe the little baby . oh, yes, i like that. yes. yes. would you be the why would you be a wise man? >> i am no, he's the burro.. >> i click the dog . d saas you can say at obviously the little drummer boy. >> yeah. so cali., so i yeah.t i am going to defend elon muskeu and saying that this was more about his family than it w was about policy.me >> what do you think. well, okay, soan he was mad because apparently he wasd n docked and then it wound up in h a shocking situation. s yeah.it so s is interesting also because i believe that because these people have been suspended, you can't really see exactly what exactly they tweet. >> so it's like hard to check.tn buk t i thinthk that if they pod

his location in real time, thenn they deserve r to get suspended. but if they just posted an article about him getting docked, then you shouldn'take get suspended. no. yeahit susp, so there's a differenceab there. yeah.el the other thinthg i wantat to sy about elon musk, though, is he has become the ultimate trump like figure on twitter because he is trolling everybodyter beca and making them lose their minds. and then you have all these people who are tweeting that ite will be their last week and they are leaving twitter whe and it is positivelylast twe his . well, you know what it is ?ch gy he's treating twitter like a rich guy. treat a boat t spay what . i got a boat. i'm going to just drive around the bay so all my neighbors see, it. yep. they'l hl get this giant boat, big steer. he's like geraldo. and then it's and then it'sis bw like he's twitter is his boat. >> he's just's driving just tht around the harbor. ha hr a ha.a ha you you're out of here. okay? yep. i do think that he was like youk he's basically going, okay, if you known you're locations, youe going to know my family location. that's doxxingxxing, s. ou thi >> snko he kind of pulled the d card maybe.

what do you think this is ? >> this is very murky waters we're dealing with here. yeah. who's the ladyhe lady out of california handling the sand being winfrey thing? >> it looks like james brown of maxine waters. maxine waters.>> glad i knew that. how did i get that? hair? the hair. , yeah.eah, yeah good hair.the past i mean, the past few years, she goes around and she's basically authorizincally aug violence agt public officials, et cetera, et cetera. communist are radicals and they have a history of being radical and being radicalized. sted >> and we're starting to seet ot that manifest through the media . d their propagandahe we're in dangerous waters. when i thinks about theseunishm journalists, the only punishment i can think oenf is that whip and tape. >> you sees.babl the problem is they would probably enjoy it. enjoy yeah. kind >> ioft does kind of appear in a way hypocritical. but is it really because i mean, doxing is always wrong.a lwthat's always part of

the policy. so him doing it like it, it'ss t it's always in twitter. >> it's part o of the rules. well, it it is the definitionon of hypocritical because he tweeted last month,t to my commitment to free speech extends evens to not banning the account following my plane, even though it's a direct as personala di safety risk.t, and >> so he said that and it's not really doxing because it'sthat'w public information. that's why iyout is murky, as yo said, because i don't knoww wh whicich i'm supposed to commento on that mosque or this mosqustee or now he's saying's, okay, wel, should i know he posted it on , banned them now or should i ban them in seven days? ly so it's not as though they're being permanently suspendeddoxx doxxing. i don't know iindon't f yoknu cy call it that either, becausely l this was publicly available information. >> i think that it wouldn but i- he's going to say he can obviously do whatever he wants, if he's going to be a freesolutt speech absolutist, then youowin should be allowing that. but again, if it's a seven day suspension, if he's going to goo back on it and he has the ability to sort of change his mind after feedback, i think that in any casego that that's a good thing. >> i mean, i , i would i would

quarrel with you mildly overideb the idea of public information. because everything is almost public and you can find outy my phone number. unfortunately,number don't calle not putting it out. >> i knot thw i haveere.. fore w >> all right.e before we start our soap, eddie, i know you don't hate me. >> eddie, on wednesday night, da he sat in hiy s little cabin going. they said i was wrong.ending i am sending emails out across the country to get somebody to back him up. sr] in my defense, i didn't know that was what you're talking about because i wasn't listening. very disagreein so you were just agreeingthem with tom. it was like bohemian is .a word and i should mom you. but but, you know, you are justp being pettety and you are just like the little journalists. yeah. thebecause being suspended fore twittendr for seven days, if i was a child and instead of a , almostr , you're off twitter

for seven days, i'd be like, please don't make a ten. like, whatever you do, that did it, was because it led is the reason why he did it was because it led to somebody crazy stalking him. i don't think if that woulded, r have happened, you probably would have donobe. but again, seven days. yeah, that's a first worldnt punishment. >> but my favorite is so. it is the ceo of a company going it it's it's pretty good if you just take a seven day break. yes. what kind of facetious from my product. anyways, it's bad and horrible. ge you it should be the best thing ever to get away from seven days because whitcome four do they keep coming back .i twis if yos isu write this is my last tweetee, it means this is not my last tweet. it's like that always talks about on tirhas and with someone post a picture of themhr crying just so people will say you're so out. i did.to tak i will nevere tell our viewerso to take a week off from thisw. show. they can't because i'm tooed to greedy. >> i neepad to payth off that ba

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well, sure.t my let me whip out my official nineteenth century id card to prove my lineage.ns thi is it mes or is this whole thig starting to feel like an ad for ancestry? .com and seeing how they doled out covid relief, even steve doocy could see a check that is funny because ye's white, yet they cannot agree on an amount.thinks the committee thinks two hundred twenty three thousand dollars for each person is sufficient. 0 5-year-old but max fennell, a thirtyg to five year old activist, begs the racialo close wealth gap. he says each black person should receive three hundred and fifty grand and business owners are entitled to another two hundred fifty thousand in thousand, and acres of land on and fifteen to 20 acres of land. on top of that, meanwhile, other speakers gave highlyd usea impassioned speeches demanding payment. >> here's a clip. 11th >> on the 11th day of my tr christmas, my true love sentue to me ainsley's bible studykeepn keeping up with jones greg ig n one smart person cooking with steve doocy, see documentaries of charlie

traveling. that was the whitest thing i could find because jesse watters was busy. >> here are the actual speakers. america is number one on god's needs to be destroyed. so if you can'- sot accommodate and you don't assist us , just r watch what our god is goingt th to do to america. >> aent the end of the day, any amount is too little and everyey amount is never allowed is to ih be gifted to us with goloud and bouillon to , as i said before, my antebellum and ancestors and their heirs. that equals seventeen hundredqul and twenty four metric tons ofld gold and silver bullion. >> metric tons.th what do you think this is ? england. you but it's smart. you make your first request c high and then you negotiate next timi e. contract's up.h the po i wanted to office with a pool.u the task force has until july 1st of next year to come up with an amount and present

a final report to the california legislature, which should give every taxpayer enough time to relocate to texas. all right. i guess we should talk to talk to those who probably follow this more closely. >> kalik? - ou no.s. all right, harris, look, i go to you first.u -- w how do youha what do you what's your take on reparations? ofinancially? otherwise, does it have to be financial? does it have to be okay?ncial? >> i'm always anti free money. okay, okay.. i'm not a fan of money and they're missing the point now. my my ancestry., my family were able to get land when they were freed and it was passed downeveu and passed out and eventually it was moved away. but by our own families mishaps . repathe whole point of reparations was a piece of america which was land because land. it is the value you you can

pass land down to generation, you can build from land and you can be american. when you talk to people from that generation, those are left. their thing was abou t they wanted a piece of america a because they were part of america, had nothing to do with money and everything with land. somoney d, so if you want to giu want, and it doesn't matter where. midwest, alaska. , i'll take three acres in antarctica. because that's family wealth.fai that's thalyt builds free cash.r never works. doesn't matter what how you guys it,ow how you build rabbit. you give two hundredt do fifty thousand dollars to people doesn'esn' thet out of their color their race equity it's going to be gone and they'll have nothing to show. and then i'd be like, well's that's not enough. you know, it's jushet and it wae doesn't matter. that's just the way unfortunately we work. wewe sawrehe pan iden the pandee money works. then you have to worry about all the scams and all the other stuff. no, you do the you do the dueyo diligence and you give the land accordingly. and you alsod reach back and yu look at those white familieslook and their generations who helped on the underground. you do the research and youn one

give everyonofe a piece of land. >> who was a part of thatoday to get us to where we are today. hmm. applauseyeah, but keep your mon. i don't want your money. what do you think? can't f i'm just trying to figure out. i can't figure out how they're going to do this, but what do you think i call this the act like friends to act? you know, that was two things to say about this. >> yeah. okay, so bea -- r with me here.n first things first. remember when biden passedpassed the marijuana justice reform thingamajig and he said that the people who went to federal wee marijuanampl possession were set free? >> yeah, tha- yet was all of wentperson and that one person that went to federal prison for simple possession of marijuana as public defenders looking like johnnie cochran, right? yeah. yeah. who g who goesoe to jail for a federal

prison for civil right. nobody tharve --t doesn't happee so this is like a whole ruse. mt the whole guys, to make it lookg like they're doing something for black people. now, let'smething ople. go to ts here.you california was founded ifln 185t . >> the eligibility start ins ind the 19th century. now, i can't read , but that's the eighteen hundred. ve forwa >> okay, now let's move forward. when we talk about eligibilityar and things that you have to prove in the wrongdoing of black folks, one of the maink fn things is redlining. but redlining doesn't comeo until after nineteen thirty four great depression and all of that. so basically is the democrats basically saying, hey,ying we're going to rectify the wrongdoing, but the challenge is on you to prove it. enge isoubut we've created statn which the limitations you're not within, you're not within. so again, this is the pose as friends and act and isit is basically giving us nothing. hashtag virtu second. yeah, hashtag 1%. you know, cat, i think he took all your talking points.

no, i think it politically, it's smart, newsome, to do thisi because in that same vein it is so complicated and there'd an so much involved to get this to actually happen. to any sort of way that it probably won't. so it's the political equivalentl eq of, you know, whn someone goes through a tragedy texting them, slatina, i'm herei . >> let me know if you need anything. yeah. because you get to look likeo ld a good person, but you knowdingw full well they're not responding with a list of chauig . to hav true. you're not actually goingto l to have to do anything, but you get to look likeoo it's nice.i e good. that's why i never say thaten me to my friends when they're going through tragedy.g to tragedy. i don't anyti don't say anythin. >> i don't know. i just let them drown. lik yeahe wh, you're like, yeah, yoe like, why are you late? why are you laughing? so it was somebody. yeah, i don't care.really you're late. yes.ha it's really not that complicated. yeah.to i feel they can give three acres to anyone who can provide jefferson, washington or smith in their family tree. >> cut the check. t diffic it's not that it's not thatg to difficult if they're really o thattrying to do that.litera thd there is again, literally,

if you jump through this, thist this, this, i mean, literally,tr it's an eight pointer. you've got to shoot from halft court. and if you mak e it, then you get one. yeah, the rest of the arena gets nothing. exactly. rena getcarly, is this is this k in the twenty twenty four i cana go look back , get the black vote by saying i've been, i'veos been on the forefront ofhe preparation. >> he said he's not running for president . so i think said is not r we shon him despite the fact that he was just at the border. yes. it wasn't evene wa i not a cn california. and he showed up in the white house when he was gonna back it off. so i i'm glad we're talking about this because it reminds me of my all time favoriteme tving to moment. t and it had to do with do n lemon talking to that british woman about the royal family royal paying reparations. remember, yes.- th she was like, yeah, you know,o b that's fine. but yoacu have to go back to the beginning of the supply chain,id and that is in africa a with africanfric kings rounding. to t their own people and selling them for money. so do the families of thos fame people have to pay? and then what about the peopleel who died to abolish slavery? do sailors do they get money, too? yeah, the britist the h sailorsr

americans? yeah, absolutely. and he was s liko wase this isn interesting debate. >> we'll be right back . he was. yeah, he was right back in the morning. he lost his show.e lost a sho the other thing also is what>> happens when you get whengi the government gives people money like this, they don't work. so none of thi s makenone os it is true prosperity. ithe >> what ifr youfi find out youh the descendant of the peoplefric who sold from africa, thenan what do you do that that part k is the copart part.lo this is going to be someone who looks like that that's going to get the most money. no, and then with my luck, ouey'll find out about old uncle tom johnson, who is now ey on everybody, because it wasboe- one of those in every and every. yes. you know, the guy was got the steven. or t it monet was the stevens get money. he wants to jang ones wio. >> i know who . stephen . all right.? we've got to move on . okay, up next, the nut bags. you think it's fair giving kids a gender questionnaire, a musttb in your medicine cabinet.

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holes. - yeah, i went there. i mean, i went to the joke. and i guess the choice to bes we groomed is up to the kids. according to its website, it's part of a new plan to , quote, ensure that all oregon youth are healthy and successful learners because nothing makes kids more successful learning than being pro by creepyy bureaucrats. many parents are outraged about beiny, which the schooly've district reportedly conducted in the past without telling mom without telling mom and dad. but yes it's anonymous but and dad. and yeah, it's i anonymous.t you know, it seems likent the they want the kid's parentm s in the dark. now, what kind of adultwith stranger would prefer that? e oy but, you know, i remember whenpt the only ones hiding stuff froms parents were actually the students. man, i still remember wherill eb i used to hide those hustler's stevic. those guys were a barrel ofe guw laughs. mainly because i kept them inbal a barrel and they cried more than laughed. >> oh, and just admit you had magazines, try to cover it all

up. >> i was too. hustler's between the mattress . . that's where you kept them hotel up. where are the adultshotel,. is driving me crazy. what happened to like teachers and doctors and leaders? how do we let this poisonous garbage kind of basically spew into our educational system and like nobody's stopping it.ts there's not one person going, no, this is crazy.on no, it freaks me out it freaks me out. >> well, at this point, there are more genders than baskin robbins has. >> flavors of ice. o yeah, okay, so before they assign me a gender, i decide to pick out my own gender . so i chose astra cl gender ., this is a real gender , a seventy two list ba. so ashlebubbley is someoneoute who identifies with outer space and i chose is because i need to get the off thisf ths planet. pt. th so, so we call this, i call this to grooming bill .

that's exactly what this is .bu right. but i represent hotel nation type is all about supporting the home schooling community. it existl s. ople a were don't have to transfer people. people are moving there in droves. but we want to startd angels, pushing people to home schooling. that's what we do.due. and i think this bill is a huge red alert and signal that people need to start p eople homeschooling. >> yeah, definitely. one part of that cat. again, this falls into that concept of age appropriateness. like even like even if i said questionnaires, fine. but why? ide why what do you have against the the concept of age appropriateness? eopriaten to be able to say this is not for a kid, you're supposed racis to be a racistt or a bigot if you say that. >> yeah, iin the sixth grade, i would have not have known what any this stuff was in s the sixth grade. >> i was super innocent, though. i remember before schoolneck one day i burned my neck with a curling iron and then at school everyone was like, is that a hickey? and did not hat thati didn't knt was. >> so i just said, yeah, and then i found out what it was. >> and i was like, oh, no, but

then i was like, oh, that makes me sound kind of cool. >> yeah, but of all the language in this whole situation,whole si it makes me . the thing that makes me the most mad is government? funded because what we should call it, what it actually is,tay which is taxpayer funded. yeah, yoer becauseu go to prisoi don't pay your taxes, but then this is what they're spendingi l money. exactly. exactly.ef to prisonraerer to go to rather than i have my kids being taught that it's disgusting. >> carlyhis. , you're about to pop out a baby. i am. are you? i mean, like this, right? oh, my god.right. what's happening? now? i can do it. so, so i think this is why several counties in oregon haveom literally voted to secede from the state and become a part of idaho. to t needspoint of to take them in at this point.ie as a public service.ight a

bubot you are absolutely rightd about how wild this trend is , where adults are so interesteddn in talking to kids about now. and when people question them, a they claim the moral high ground exactly allowed to . notf that's if you ar e interested inear-ol talking to a eleven yeards oldr about their preference. there is there's really something wrong with you. and some of these are so weirdit so spirit is a term that was created in the nineteen nineties, so relativel iy new at the indigenous, and t international. grath gathering in winnipeg.inn. >> do you remember that?at i like the name winnipeg and it describes native people inin the their communities to fulfill a traditional third gender , an 11 year old is supposed to figure that one out. >> they take turns sex education into perve education or just a hobby. like if you want to talk to kids about their , you're in psycho. >> excuse me, you know, kairis

,don't children have enoughve eo problems that yougu there's something like you got whatople. these teachers be terrified of, you tirhas. shouldn't they be gone? >> i don't i , i'm not going >> what i do to talk to him, talk to his kids about. well, i don't havee thathatt ii because most i'm down to one'm. all my kids are homeschooled. >> i pulled them all out.with not i'm not playing with stuffdn too. see the i don't see the difference. and there used to be a tv showor on called catch a predator. right. and what wasit the big thing? trying to get a grown man talking to a fifteen year old about ? >> yeah, that was despicable, deplorable. picable,lorable,he was arrested. the police dragged him out. now that guy can come to school and talk to everyone.ev there's noeryone. difference. , absolutely no difference.my 1- my 11 year and i'm kind of ans. expert. i have three eleven year olds all different diversity.w what . >> so i you know, i know what i'm doing. internationaternational when i'g with my united nation of

children. and across the board, they havet enough time remembering the chores they have to do, let healone the gender. ough is yeah, the only one who's clever enough is the eight year old who would who would say any of those things to get out of stuff. yes. f. >>d --i mean, like go to bed to spirit. hi. andi don't identify with clock she's clever with the elevenve year old. be like dad, i've never heardnyo any of these candies, these candies, good or bad,nd my children are innocenthomesc and home schooled in the eight year olds. watchooled. h closely, but i won'tdren a allow a stranger to talk to mybo children about the weather, letl alone if you come upd, to my child like hello, you will be greeted. yes, what you need. i'm right here. i i at's wha'm rigt i . itma blows my mind. i mean, i grew up in the seventies. the teacher this could people if a teacher did this, they would be disappeared. >> something when it's just so bizarre. >> is back to it's a smallsmal percentage pretending to be larger than what il

t. yeah. yes.e of and that's a small percentage right now are hiding behind, again, femininity in education. but it's the same thing as ifd it was a dirtywh old. but because when it's a dirtyeth old man who does ine' the internet, he's a. i don't see the difference. >> yeah. all right. we've got to move on .ause] coming up, algebra may get dumped because students are stumped. do you listen to the tv on high volume or have trouble hearing conversations? then you would benefit from hearing aids. don't waste thousands on expensive hearing aids when you can get nanos revolutionary technology for just two hundred ninety seven dollars. don't be fooled. by higher priced hearing aids. the cic recharge is a true hearing aid, not an amplifier with rechargeable technology. many customers say a superior to more expensive models call now and get not one but two. nano hearing aids were just 290 seven dollars plus. we'll add a portable charging case and ship your order

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for the kansas board ofgent a regents? i did that. algebra knowledge is reallddhatt necessary for students to nee to learn algebra when it's not relevant for their fields. well, maybe so.. but you might be surprisedebra how often algebra plays a role in everyday life. simple things you need to figure out. for example,out. mary , one sal. and two pizzas for twenty five dollars. if each pizzifa costs eight dollars, why is brianhe kilmeade such a ? >> cat? do you think they have a point with algebra. yeah. why you don't.tter for >> i've been pretty anti math for a while. you know, i'm saying when i was in first grade, i got into bigue trouble because i started chanting no more math, and then i got in trouble for incitinga i a riot.otin a prince was office. my dad was lik i did go to the principal's office. >> my dad was like, she's six. >> i was in the principal's office so often that the principal's yearbook picture, i'm in it. >> oh,n it those in there that .

you don't need it for your job.j obyou should have to take it. i, >> but you don't know what your job is . what if you fall iu falln lovey? without your ? carly algebra's it'sthe univ the language of the universe. it's how we figureow w outfiguro everything. - it is the universal language, how we should all be thankful for math . you're scaring thankfu. ime. i scare myself sometimes reminding me of a teacher that may want to talk about abo something really dirty. i'm terrified no w. well, fundamentally, i don'tethg like the idea of getting rid ofc something just because kids can't pass it. i don't think that's a good thing, but i do agree that youot do you learn a lot in schooln'tn that you don't end up needing whatsoever, like shakespeare. but all i know, tiresias. i know your .but i i know.do y i know you love. i know. well, i bu bitt i but i don't t you should get rid osof it because i think that it's sort of a rite of passage to justs vs anerybody go to the spark notes version of it and then pass

the test that it's progress hass some feelings about what i just said.e i know that shakespeare is a big partg part of your life, bue know, do you ever stop and think like who the dude was? >> that figured out what algebra was and named it? it's like, you know, hey, it's check this out.spay >> we're missing algebra. okay, so one of my 11 year oldsn failed the algebra test. they were punished right? and said to me, dad, we don't even use algebra and i said,in you do.and your it's called you're expanding your mind and your intellect and your criticaking.l thinking. and although you might notuter think it, your brain'sd a computer and how you problem algebra. solve in life will have a lot to do with algebra. it's higher thinkingr th you dot you want to have a higher planed of thinking which builds, which enables yoand enabu to workingt accomplish great things. the more information is in infoo your minurd, the more powerful you are, way more than any jim or chase in any ball. so algebra a. yeah, i felt that the first time and i went back and i got it, but i passed trig with colors because i put in the work and that and i'm able to sit here and use my brains today because of things like shakespeare.t do i use it, dand usedo i wake y

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