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better start that batch of cookies for santa before it is too late. all before larry kudlow bows above the butter. it's weird that he doesn't even think. bank. so let's talk about language. on monday stanford university, the poor man's chico state, published a language guy, which quote aims to eliminate harmless float language including graceful and biased language and stanford websites and code. of course they ignored the most harmful world of all, your tuition for this would be 60 grand a year. the bad words came into force categories like a blessed, culpably appropriated, improvised language and institutionalized racism. thankfully, there is nothing in there about knock-knock jokes. like this one. knock-knock su stanford. [cheers and applause] [laughter] so that's one thing.
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under the ablest category instead of using basket case, saying nervous. accurately basket case once referred to a limbless person who must be carried around in the basket. i did not know that, and i see myself as a basket case. but since i commuted one on bill hemmer's bicycle. >> instead of walking our say open i was to be more inclusive to those with disabilities. of course they didn't factor in this man's feelings. get it. walk-in, >> solid. >> thank you. under imprecise language, instead of using the term american, say u.s. citizen. that is because american applies the u.s. is the most important country in the americans. >> when we all know it's really canada. >> even u.s. citizens, then to be improvised by the time night and is done half the people in america won't be one.
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oh, yes, red meat. yummy. instead of karen, used demanding or entitled white woman. >> that's worse. >> but isn't using white a new form of institutionalized racism. racism. imagine if it was work reverse, instead of same magazine you would say demanding and entitled white black woman. you beat cancel faster than a chris wallace talk show. don't see straight. say heterosexual, because it implies that anyone is is vent. and therefore not normal. especially if they have peyronie's disease. >> i never should've tried to hop that fire hydrant in 1989. but nothing of great drugs. they say, that commercials on fox all the time, they showed
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that banana but they don't know what i'm talking about. >> it's a bent banana. it secure it. demand has already bent. they say, to swap peanut gallery with audience. or hecklers. a cricket asked instead, because the term refers to cheap sheets and theater where black people sat during the broadview area. it's true, but george washington carver also made a peanut popular and worldwide. but he stanford, thank you for bringing up something that most black and white people didn't even know was racist and then giving us something to fight about 90 years later thank you so much. >> that's okay. [cheers and applause] i do not need the applause. i am healthy. do not say salt, say suspect or criminal because that is races and thugs have feelings even as a monk you. let's just start calling them gentlemen. did you see that gentleman sucker punch that 80 year old asian lady. i hope that gentleman does not take advantage of another person
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again once they let them all. deacs are you happy now stanford? and also no more brown bad, just say lunch and learn. so now you cannot crawl brown face brown like a bad, her suitor your hair. do i have to refer to my shoes as lunch colored. which, which they are when i get too drunk. >> i want to have hefty, will have to change the name of the bags. hefty. i may think about who that offense. hefty hefty hefty. remember that, black sheep is out to be replaced by an outcast. which is great if you're in the taliban. it's less embarrassing to say that you are scoring an outcast. also, you got to replace gangbusters to the very successful became eamon ms-13 need a safe space. and instead of calling someone chief, why not just use their
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name. so i consider saying how he do chief, just say hello ms. ms. warren. [cheers and applause] probably should and they are but i will not. you are not supposed to say preferred pronouns, it is just pronounce because preferred implies that nonbinary genders, is a preference. so now, it is not a preference, so we are now back being to avoid that way. but that if you're born that way why would you use surgery to undo how you were physically and healthily born. at least he can see your biology with your eyes. i'm thinking the pronoun for whoever made these rules is d dumb. instead of ballsy, you say both a risk-taker. how ironic is that changing that is exactly the opposite of being bold. it is language castration. and stanford is now the place
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for unix. finally, another word stanford is not locked. is stupid. instead say boring, or uncool. but i prefer saying, stanford. [cheers and applause] >> let me welcome tonight's guest. steve job blood, that is snoop private smoker. host of studies corner in a sirius xm hatred. stanley johnson. eve runs up the score on liberal boards cohost on fox a friend we can, will cade. her ideas are so bright you can use them as christmas lights. financial analysts the breaker. and when he is decking the halls, you have to replace the drywall, the nwa world and mvp
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champion heavyweight title tyrus. [cheers and applause] sunny, welcome back to the show, and happy holidays. >> merry christmas. >> made christmas. >> you're reclaiming you? >> do you think this attempt at removing words as a sincere effort is there something else going on? did something nefarious if you are. >> i'm going to be revolutionary here, and saves white supremacy. that's all it is. when you look at it, and you say it's institutionalized speech, and then you look at who started it, when they started to say grammar, it is racist. learning proper english is racist. well, the people that started the institutionalized racism, also made that grammar. so i'm thinking all of it is racist so i don't have to play by anybody's rules. so i am not going to -- i'm just get a drop gees off my word, and i like to act for a dream for of water instead of asking. you know, anything i can do to
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buck the system to really stick it to white supremacy and let them know that they cannot control my language. >> that's really good, you think i'm going to become it asks the murderer. >> we could all meet at the library. when we figured out. >> but no, but you don't think about it like the people that -- created institutionalized racism in the terms of grammar, i now also the people to get to change the grammar. at which point do you lose your power? if you messed up the first time why would they give you a second time to redo the words. no, you had your chance. when you had your chance to became institutionalized racism so i'm going to fight white supremacy and not listen to you. >> all right sunny. [cheers and applause] will? you know, they you cannot say beating a dead horse which raises the question how would the horse know. it is dead. and i would prefer that you beat something dead. why can't you say beating it at her >> because i think implying
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animal cruelty. >> while the categories are broad. >> did you say broad? >> you are the secret sexist. >> it's a learning moment for me. i teach a appreciated. >> i hope you are absorbed this teachable moment and bring it back to the "fox & friends" weekend. >> i cannot speak for the two ladies. >> womyn. rh, remember the movie boomerang, in the movie. martin lawrence played eddie murphy's crazy everything is racist conspiracy theory friend. do you remember? and there's a scene within the pool hall and he says i see it now. you see the gang, the pool table is green like the earth. in this game is for the white box to knock off all the colored balls and you don't win the game until you take out the blackball. word. and everybody goes -- while, and
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he's a crazy friend. now, it would have a doctoral thesis at stanford. a contributing writer dear then i can give everybody a run for his money as a best seller. >> but you know what, this pretty sensible. >> the blackball gets to knock first. >> did if the black but was not given preferential placement in your back to rise up from c. >> that is true. and then the end result is you got some of the balls in your pocket. >> joel, heather welcome back it's been like a dog's age, can i sign that? >> check the list. >> i know. if canines. i'm sorry. but do i crazy about this. is a lot of the stuff -- if he did know about it it would not matter. i mean i did not know -- i never heard of a basket case, stuff to me that is someone that is -- i'm a basket case. i mean i am neurotic on the time and i don't know that somebody
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being catered under the basket not bothered by that image. >> i am probably the only one who read through all of them. there were 13 pages of words, they had crazy, insane, but you have a short synopsis version. the word insane -- will you just said referred to us as ladies. that is also been banned. any gendered term, was banned by stanford. and it's only general neutral terms now. and i cannot figure out what you would replace prisoner and with. because that was not in -- >> free citizen. >> oh. >> oh but when i was reading to the 13 page dictionary of banned words i thought this extends outside of the educational institutions and into the corporate world as well. in all of these companies, dhr's divisions are making all of these policies to cover their from lawsuits from the pc police. you look at what happened with
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disney. and the impact of them jumping on the woke bandwagon. alienating a bunch of the customers and now you look at elon musk and although i agree with what he is doing, being a free speech advocate, and getting involved in politics or any of this woke type of stuff, it really gets in trouble. he's lost a ton of money, and they you may be on his level now. >> oh thank you. >> it is a bad business decision for the corporate world. it is expanded unfortunately outside of an ivy league institution which you would expect from. daigle tyrus, i'm not sure f we can say alien anymore. >> alien. most of all, it took 18 months to do this. and, a team of scientists. so, so to wolf point he is right. the idiots are running the show. with titles now. and the term that really bothered me, the name -- the
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american think first of all kiss my. but the thing that really bothered me was that they wanted to get rid of the were grandfathered. and, the explanation was absolutely ridiculous because, as a black man, to make it to be ground father, that is a big deal. and to have children to grandfather around that you have raises a big deal. i am going to be grandfather. i might even put in some extra thought on it. i might even be grandpapa. i don't know. but i'm going to be grand. and i'm going to be celebrated. and to my kids, when you stop procreating, no ties, one good gifts. but, it just -- this is the dumbing down of society but luckily, we do not go to stanford. so i would take your $60,000, start looking at some squid division ii schools and some trade schools. and look at the riot of the university of phoenix is beautiful this time a year.
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[laughter] >> perfect. >> but yes, when they stop telling you what you can and cannot say, it is time to not go to the school. >> at some run away. >> how the media did not have the nerve to call out a part of a. -- five years clear. real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. don't use if you're allergic to cosentyx. before starting get checked for tuberculosis. an increased risk of infection, some serious and a lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms or if you had a vaccine or plan to. tell your doctor if your crohn's disease symptoms develop or worsen. serious allergic reaction may occur. best move i've ever made. ask your dermatologist about cosentyx®.
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>> they lined up like sheep to defend a transgender cree. bill will act if the zeke correll, for defending the cross-dressing broke. so last summer, a guy identifying as a woman. walked into the women's locker room at a l.a. spa where he exposed himself to some women according to witnesses and one horrified police sketch artist.
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they complain, and one film for competition, with the staff listen to this. >> it is okay for max to go into the woman section shows his private parts or none around other young little girls under age. your response, we spa condoned that is that what you're saying? >> like i asked. so, he consider? you consider? what sexual orientation i see her private parts. he is a man. >> that's how you. when i see her private part i know it's a man. [laughter] good, might use that on the five, when a margaret with geraldo. now, that video may headline in the spot defending the, probably because if they didn't, it would
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be the ones breaking the law. it's months of protests in the media clan in the video was the order list of peach and chocolate complaining. "the washington post" painted it against the class gender, and an organizer said that she was within the women's section. what you know is exactly where she should be. and left leg will rags states because it to a trance focus close. so probably did happen, even if it did the guy making his private parts public he was a real victim. except it turns out that the person that they defended, is a serious sex offender named darren aaron gray, who is also facing charges over several interested in 2018 when his emma was identifying as a female person, gender women's locker room, then exposing himself. at first, he said he'd fight the case in court, but then he went on the run for 15 months before they busted in. he would make out sooner, if he ran a good girl.
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as a sexist would say. lastly, he was arrested and charged with 11 felonies for the pair of incidents. so i guess the activists have egg all over their faces. which they think came from a rooster. all right, tyrants, they interviewed this guy? >> and there are some choice things in the interview. >> that interview was like trying to catch a predator gone horribly wrong. because, it used to be when a sex offender was caught on catch a predator, he is embarrassed, and humiliated and try to get out of it. he was just try to teach the boy how to wrestle. in greco-roman dress and the enthusiasm you have to be naked to get a hold proper and in my goodness. and of course, i was trying to hold them up even though his passes around his ankles but not anymore. but this is not it today. he was rather delicious.
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and he has a little tidbit for all of the antifa, the people they were fighting for, he is transphobic. and has no use for anyone who is transitioning tickets plastic surgery, or surgeries, he went after -- i can say he, because the little wolf reporter got mad at him during the interview, and then switch from sheet to he. so, you really happen. but, was going after it because he was not real. they're fake. they don't count. which is surely transphobic. but he bragged about it in the reason why he ran was because his bail was kind of the elise and million dollars. in the anything was what greg i don't know why he left it out but in other situations with those women. he was up. so i was a michael waltz. he was literally like -- fully up. >> and it's true.
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i didn't know how many -- i knew two events he was having a woody. >> but you can only do this if you hide behind femininity. because he would have done that in the men's locker room once. >> that is true. >> and we he would have been the one crown to the front desk asking for help. >> heather, have to bring this up at the reporter goes what you want scott without pants and taken advantage -- and, his response was, what happened was this elderly man get up to use about the minimum of the night and his bathroom overlooks another yard and saw me pleasuring myself. but i don't have a problem because is not illegal is only illegal if your pleasuring yourself in somebody's face. >> apparently not. because i think he has prior charges to 2002, 2018, 2003, as a convicted offender. so he forgets the law each time.
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and as a mom of a 7-year-old, i will never ever ever, allow, a biological male, regardless of what you identify with in a private space with my daughter or for them to expose them themselves. in the fall of the spa's defense was then you should not being here if you do want to see naked bodies. but -- >> no biological woman allowed. >> and that is a choice they're forcing. and it's incredible how many want to bet that he sent to be in a women's prison. >> that's an awesome follow-up. >> you know they say at jonestown, when people drink the kool-aid they saw other people dying. and they continue to drink the kool-aid because that what jim jones said they should do. >> everyone around the story to me is almost as big of a perp as this guy is. to accept this false reality for that spot even if you give them the excuse that they would that be the target for them to participate in this insanity, but he articles about the story of today greg, they continue to
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use the pronoun she. for us to participate in this insanity is to drink the kool-aid along the way to criminality. a you know well, i wish it wasn't dilution. because then you could say that maybe they're not all cowards, but i just feel like it is a clash between the two common sense individuals, the mothers, and is, like were called cowardice in the media what he thinks honey? >> still white supremacy in their grammar. use their pronouns, i am not interested in that. you can go suck the egg, but here's what i want to talk about as far as you saying they are are hiding behind femininity. no that's not hiding it behind femininity, because if you come up into the locker room must file with me and my girls, yeah your finicky runabout are they. so, i think that the one thing we should do is do like the democrats stated that black lives matter and create that fund to get people out of jail when the situation come up, so if you come in, you run into a
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group of us and we are going to beat you out of the locker room. and then as long as we are the ones at the end be arrested because is nothing to be used that assaulted us with your private part. we're going to be the ones that get arrested. as long as there is a fund that will bail us out you will have more of us willing to get the service behind and that's the way he saw fit that society do it. >> and the locker fun. >> obviously correct, the problem is words. words h have not. in men's room a women's room is offensive. >> yes. >> and i'm willing to concede a point here. so we will take those words off, those racist words on virtue. the take up words often put a picture of a male's private part, and of female private part on the other one. and say, whatever when you match, you go to the bathroom. >> that is a great idea. >> no words, nobody's heard. >> impacts racism on this one, were moving into sexism and the
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>> of california county considers fleeing to protect the well-being? i thought i would read it was in. san bernardino county, home to 2 million people just each of lhs voted to form a state of their own. far, far away from the likes of chrissy keegan, cher, mr. and mrs. meghan markle. they want to split away before the collapse, likely will left cnn. [laughter]
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photos, approved a ballot measure that directs officials to research both live in the state behind like a biden laptop of perhaps a fighting gran grandchild. as for a. at the up with everything when they said the cost of living, homelessness, the rise of client metaphors that have products destroy the ozone layer. this assumption is no easy task, san bernardino would leave approval from the california california state legislature. in the united states congress. in other words, they have a better chance of splitting from california via earthquake. but, it's like that old saying, that first you don't succeed, try try try to move all your stuff to texas. heather, i know this is probably impossible, but can you blame anybody from seceding to us from a state that takes much of your money, and then off off as you know services. like it doesn't deal with the streets, doesn't deal with safety. >> with crime, with homelessness, with none of it so yeah there's a max exodus from
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california that has been happening for years. people are moving to florida, texas, and for good reason. and i think, if you look at california and what is happening. it is a failed experiment of the biden agenda. ahead of its time. and they look at a higher oil and gas prices and inflation hitting everyday americans in the middle class and gavin newsom saying no more gas powered vehicles. and in 2035 that is crazy. i'm going to bet that most people are the hottest, drive a car that runs on gasoline. >> and that is a pretty tricky bet heather. >> and number two, mass migration open border policies, the sanctuary state, and people want out. it's not working like he said. people are free in the state, and its horrible policies that have gone really, really wrong. >> you know sonny, it's no secret that california has also because of its weather, and it's his amazing location, the secession makes sense because
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you'd get to stay there but you lose the policies. this seemed like the perfect idea. >> no, you cannot run from it. like republicans need to understand, you eventually going to run out space. if every single place you go to, you let democrats run you well, you are the little dog that situation. you need to change your status. and learn how to fight back. how to act the takeover. and how to win an argument. we're all going to be a little tent of florida at some point. like living on top of each other, like we are in china. and in a weird place. that is were going to be out soon, try to fit all of us who are saying, and think the money actually should have value and not just privilege, all of us are to be living on top of each other. because we keep losing. we ran from kyle ritz, who argued about pronouns when we could've took on more important issues.
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>> amen. [applause] will? you live in texas so a lot of bring an end of company you. and make your state even bluer. >> and as a texan, i say welcome to the secession party california. i like what sony said for them to stay in california and i love a lot of our friends in california in the mood for the right reasons, but i can't tell you how often you meet somebody like i did on the plane today, that we now live in dollars, but we are from new york but we are from los angeles -- he has tennis quit and say -- they move for the job. because of the people they bring their politics with them. the people that are fleeing san bernardino, some place because what it's turned into. they will most likely move for the right reasons. they will assimilate. they will vote the right way, and understand and appreciate texas. >> tyrus, should chase take cedar leave? i like secession because then you get to stay and have the wonderful scenery and a beautiful weather. >> 's look at six sites for
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succession. has it have been successful? >> no. 90 middle of it. >> they did secede from us? >> no, i think we give a bad deal. >> no. >> no. >> but hawaii still part right? they have a we are currently doing that's it's confusing. i grew up in california, you grew up in california, this is nothing new. hit the southern california was stealing all of northern california's water, that they were like we were seceding, i know the code of finance of was like no. but then i think it was like ten years ago, five cities, california were like we are d done. they wanted to bring up with california with five new states. >> and they say california has been a state for 147 euros. and to be 247 secession. >> yes everybody's trying to break it up. >> ill my goddess like brad and angelina. everybody's trying to break them up. spin up but there was a no.
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>> sometimes i get sick of other decision i make a run here a set of who to fire at christmas eve. to but that is about it so means it's time for the audience decides the story. calm down you freaks. settle down. here the rules, you get two new stories, and the pick up plastic time and space which door will cover. my plants use the same method to decide who can go to school insurance. first up, agricultural company sent up to allow to his plans to release this new type of weed in the u.s. as global grains of
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supplies diminished. they join other crops like corn and barley who boosted their yields with process. ra, the second one -- come door able, can take a look. the second topic is, a senior citizen because the hospital to evacuate if they showed up with an unexploded bomb in his. and his behind. [cheers and applause] [laughter] all right. settle down. quiet, so behind bomb wins. let's go to the details, over the week in a hospital of france what happened there heather? they had a bomb scare after an elderly man arrived with the boutique world war i bomb stuck in his behind. talk about warfare. it was 8 inches long, 2 inches wide.
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must be coded france. after the hospital was cleared, the bomb disposal technicians determined that the ordinance was safe, and sage and successful he was able to remove it. making sure they did everything was quiet on the western front. although, few nurses did yell fire in the a hole. but anyway, doctors recommend that he collects safer world war i memorabilia. as for the patient, he is doing fine, although the bomb snaking dog as for the rest of the week off. well you pitch the story to me this morning, but what if he just -- what if he really looks the military will? >> totally unprepared for this but the degenerates pick the story, but that being said, i have a few notes here. but this story is amazing from start to finish. i wish we could read the whole thing for you.
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starting with bomb disposal u unit. okay, so i find hope in the story. he is 88. the still gossip. but nobody beats this dude at the campfire, the bar, you get a story to tell? this guy could tell a story right here. then introduce you to bob. but while this was an amazing story, my favorite part was the last one of the story, he is in good health, but no no he is not. he is not a good health. >> hey tyrus, cannot tell you my idea for coffee capable book? it is a collection of fully -- and things removed from behind. but here's the kicker, the book would come in a carrying case that looks at the behind. what you think? [laughter] >> i heart charles payne online to talk about financial
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responsibility and, how to invest in new we, no don't you clap now. and you lay this on me? you are sick. you are not helping him. you know how excited he was to read those jokes. did you see the joy in his eyes. he was like a little kid given his first christmas present look at him. it is your fault. >> i'm happy. >> the story was a stretch at best. [cheers and applause] >> we have come a long way that we can talk about this in front of millions. >> you have. >> i can't wait to see what had us have to say. >> no. to be met by the way audience her parents are watching tonight to thank you. >> i am looking at my notes, >> let me help you heather, this could be an accident, islip of
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all things all the time. and i'm on a first-name basis with the emergency room for that reason. >> you might be right, and in the article, and yes i did read this for whatever reason regarding this. the u.k. say that this is common. and it is normal, maybe people do slip and fall, they pull over 400 objects per year from people's behind. >> oh, my gosh. >> mainly people in their 20s, in their 50s. luckily, i do not fit that age group, but i know someone that's one of those age groups. >> put a weird way of grouping of group of people. good to start a new of entrees? >> i -- i consider myself a responsible person. and i take your show seriously. i like to make sure, but i'm up on the issues. but i would as i was reading this article, the doctor and the doctor said that we pull all kind of things like mangoes, i
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was like you know what -- i just operating it. because i don't have anything else that offer because as soon as you start talking about pulling mangoes out of behind i am done. >> he was 88. >> i'm still done. >> that's a bigger study isn't the object that was removed, but the person who had it removed. >> just like in france when they remove the device, they immediately surrendered. ra. up next, all she wants for christmas is you, and the christmas is you, and the royalties that accrue.
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>> a story in five words. >> and maria makes millions at christmas, ari, heather, billboard estimates that "all i want for christmas is a you" makes it 6 million bucks in revenue each year, with 1.55 billion going to mariah. and we all know as you said at the break it's a worse song you have ever heard. she sounds like a mating call for a tropical bird. those were your words. >> when i was a little girl, i love mariah, she has become a little wacky. >> that means you are saying mariah carey is like 60. it's become known, she is 52. but she is still making over $6 million a year off this one
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christmas song. yeah, but she did go on stephen colbert, who you are beating now, just to let you all know! [applause] and she said. >> thirsty applause. >> i only make one 16th of a penny for every download, but we are still very thankful. well, i will take her chump change any day. because you know, sonny, this christmas song strategy i think we all have to think about it. all you have to do is hit it big, retire on it. i'm recording a song for next year called where desanto poop. you know that's going to go to number one. >> or at least number two. [cheers and applause] >> your filthy! >> did not want to stay in my revolutionary phase. and say that the biggest beneficiaries of this are the men, and this is the patriarchy all over again.
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first it's nick cannon, because he can afford her two kids christmas while he pays for the other nine. and then the record label, because they get paid close to 7 million and she gets one of the seven, so they take her out real well. either way it looks like the patriarchy always wins. >> you're so left wing in a completely artificial way. it's amazing. you are like me on "the five." tyrus, am i the only person that hates mariah carey? >> no, nick cannon ain't a big fan. nick cannon has a great person, okay. i am happy he has five more than i do. but he can afford them. it so give nick some slack. >> i know this for -- >> three a year. >> hey, if -- in 2011, sometimes it just happens, okay! how about that!
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if i was getting paid a million, six a year for one time a year, i would probably still remember the words to the song. i was out doing new year's back when i had to for fox, and she was performing, and she forgot the words to the song. so we got -- and it was like, did she really forgot? >> as the new new year guy. >> oh, no, this is not even sitting here hot chocolate. oh, no, it was boots on the ground! standing around people in diapers because they did not want to miss anything! so they would pee on themselves and i stood around and was like no. >> the diapers are real, we will see on new year's. >> i will not. >> i think you are wrong.
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