only thirty minutes long. and generally on those shows i'm inside. so this is a really long show. tune in for the next couple hours to watch me progressively get crankier and crankier. >> i just love this. i'm just i did jason chaffetz in for laura ingraham. have a wonderful merry merry christmas and a wonderful, happy new year. >> gutfeld is up next. happy friday. >> i'm tom sulu, in for greg gutfeld . who's busy learning how to unfold origami and turn it back into regular paper. oh, that's a very specific skill. >> good for him. okay, let's welcome tonight's guest.

she's so southern. she's president of the smokey and the bandit. fan club. fox business anchor dagon macdowell. he is oros k. now he's in the aarp. comedian jim flaherty, qenos reporting, like hunter knows, snorting "new york post" business reporter lydia moynahan. and by age five , he was reminding his classmate to tip the wait. staff writer and comedian joe davido. >> okay, before we get to some news stories, it's friday ,so it is time for this gregs leftovers from. yeah, it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week. now, just like greg does, this is my first time reading is here we go .

a viral video is facing online backlash after a construction worker was filmed kicking a food delivery robot. the man hasn't been charged with assault, but the robot is facing battery charge. earlier this week, twitter users voted for elon musk to resign as his company's ceo. although a subsequent report revealed that 90% of the votes came from biden's laptop, actor robert de niro was shocked to find career burglar chanis of vlas, robbing his apartment on monday. this is weird. usually when a black woman takes his stuff, it's after divorce proceedings. >> that's what i thought you'd say. kellyanne conway was spotted having dinner with disgraced former new york governor andrew cuomo. conway said she felt it was important to reach out to him after he reached out to so many women transgender sex offender

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was. wow, that was that was for greg. i think we should have saved that one for him. >> for the second year in a row, philadelphia has recorded five hundred murders out of respect. philly mayor jim kenney has changed the city's name to chicago out of respect. >> and finally, the one point seven trillion dollar omnibus spending bill will name the san francisco federal building after nancy pelosi. and this is a nice touch. any renovations will be completed by the same construction workers who built her face. yeah, i said, oh, okay. >> and now some real news. remember, when they looked you in the iris and said exercise won't help the virus? turns out they were wrong. a new study finds regular exercise helps protect against

severe covid infection. this groundbreaking research was published in the journal of no dumb. >> it's well established that a healthy diet along with regular exercise, boosts immunity and prevents illness. yet during the pandemic, the experts close the gyms and the parks. when you think about it, most are what the experts have told us in these past several years is totally wrong, experts said. russia colluded with trump in 2016. they didn't, the experts said. climate change would destroy the planet by twenty twelve. it didn't. they said vaccines would stop infection. they didn't, and they said they were better than natural immunity. they aren't. they said masks don't harm kids . they do. they said if i took over redeye, it'd get canceled. okay, scratch that one . and yet people still say things like i'm going to trust

the experts on this. and tom, are they going to go with their credentialed opinion ? thank you very much. but the guy who's an expert on that virus in a petri dish is almost never an expert on other things. like how to run a business, educate a child or live a healthy life. so when people ask me, you really think you're smarter than the experts? i say, of course i am. of course, their track record stinks. >> that's a period dagen. i mean, obviously, the experts have a pretty bad track record , do they not? i call it dipsticks that sounded really redneck for some reason. it happens when i say dipstick . >> much of this there's there's no provable link that one thing directly causes another. what it's like saying people who own yachts have perfectly beautiful teeth. it's not because somebody owns

a yacht that their teeth look beautiful. >> it's because they're stinking rich enough to own a yacht, that they're stinking rich enough to go out and get rid of their royal family tea and get some really good veneers or implants that don't look like chick or piano keys. yes. and everybody like we've all had experiences that are just as good as this. >> dipsticks says in these newspaper articles like everybody has an uncle ken who's lived off a diet of flamin hot funyuns and yellow the last three years that uncle ken hadn't gotten covid. yes, that doesn't mean anything. it just means that you have an uncle ken with a horrible diet who people refuse to associate . and it's true. but joe , they say you can't follow. that's anecdotal. we have to follow the science as they. >> but the science has

definitely been proven wrong in so many instances. and the reason we initially knew that it was wrong is because it wasn't our lived experience. we're like, nope, that's not happening with my friends. it's not happening with my family. you guys obviously don't know what you're doing. >> and then a year or two later, we're proven, right? >> yeah. well, these people here's the question. if you think you're an expert, ask yourself this. have you ever made it tiktok dance video and you have you're no longer an expert in anything. >> you're a . and you say joe rogan was right because joe rogan was a very practical guy. and he said, if you wanted to be healthy, exercise. he said if you if you wanted to fight covid, take vitamin d, he said smoked dmt. that seemed to help. if you were high all the time, it he's more passable. >> but the experts, they're not experts in anything practical. >> they're credentialed and they tend to see things only what their credentials give them. so if they're an expert in race, they covid is a race issue. and if they're an expert and these other things, they didn't see that. of course, if you're not obese and if you exercise, you breathe fresh air, you will be a healthier person. but when you're an expert in

one thing, it's like the old saying that if your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail, especially if you're friends with paul pelosi. >> it is true. >> it's very true. jim , the i think that that is the perfect description. i mean, people are they're myopic. >> they focus on only one thing, but we have a lived experience that's much wider than that. so maybe we don't want to just concentrate on live our lives to avoid the virus. maybe we know that we're healthy. so we want to go ahead and get the virus and then get on with our lives. >> we can make that decision, right? yeah, i mean, look, this is a fascinating study. i basically told you that healthy people are healthier and unhealthy, but i made a good point. there is a pretty good study, you know, but like all that time. so they closed the gyms during a lockdown, but they left a liquor stores in eight stores open. but meanwhile, that home depot every day online, what? forty seven other people. but i was i was i wasn't going to catch it. now we're only caught in

the gym. yeah. because the forty seven people i was online. what, they held their breath until we got out of the store. so nobody was spreading. they are. but then also in that article it says if you just exercise 11 minutes a week that you'll be fine. that will help not catch covered in that article. that's what it says. eleven minutes a week. so i did the math. >> if i have three times in one week, i'm fine, huh? eleven minutes a week is literally walking to the fridge every day. right. it's so it's a minute and twenty seconds every day time. seven would be eleven minutes. yes i know you're fine. each trip for another scoop of ice cream. yeah. it's another couple of minutes now lydia the . were you surprised that they even published a study? shouldn't they be embarrassed? i mean, we've had people on this network, guys. there was that famous guy in jersey and he got arrested because he wanted to keep his gym open. >> yeah, no, i mean, it's pretty wild. three years later and we're finally calculating and putting the pieces together that exercise is a good thing. but i think i think experts really especially somebody

who's in the reporting world, an expert, is somebody who says something that a journalist wants to highlight and agrees with . so if you have a certain bias, you want to write a certain piece, you can call five , ten people. one of them is surely going to agree with them. and you're going to include them in the article and they will suddenly become an expert . the other thing here is i think we sort of need to have a newton's law for news, right? for every study, there's an equal and opposite study that says something completely different. >> that's newton's law. yeah. yeah, i would think about it. like think about it. you it's like last week we learned that eating chocolate is good for you. drinking wine. this week we learned that actually there's was in chocolate. it's bad for you. so the science is constantly changing and you can find somebody on every single side of the debate who will agree with you. >> just you have to you have to pick your experts. it's true. i heard about that latest study ,joe . there is lead in my chocolate, but only because i always poke my candy with my pencil. >> oh, well, i like we

only pause because you use a pencil. >> yeah. here's here's what the experts asked me when they said you can't go anywhere. if you go outside, you're killing grandma. but you want to go to a blm blm rally. that's fine. so you can't say that if you want to leave your house for any other reason, you're a murderous virus spreader. but if it's for a good cause, everything is fine. yes, that's that's nonsense. that's not the science. and if you can't say a virus cares about what your political opinions are, the question is always is this contagious, an infection or not? and it's the question i've asked many times at the free clinic. >> they never give you a straight so true. and you were so right about that. it's like the science. the scientists say we trump everything because we're smarter than all you people, but then want a different science. obviously, the racial science trumps the the lab science. and so they knuckle under to them. >> all right. up next, do the woke want the days of calling them a few good men to come to an end?

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gender neutral identifiers like a person's rank, would become the preferred way to address senior members. the policy recommendation comes from a two million dollar study commissioned by the corps, which concluded that traditional ways marines address each other could be seen as offensive. and to think the pentagon could have used that two million bucks for traditional expenses like four hundred dollar hammers and six hundred dollar toilet seats. >> luckily, some top brass within the branch are pushing back , refusing to cave to the pressure. >> of course, most active duty service members and veterans know this is all garbage like how even fox employees know greg's bodyguards are just a tax write off. >> as for whether the change actually gets implemented, remains to be seen. but those inside the core say just like the veto's underwear, it won't be changed overnight. it's just how necessary. joe , how does this happen with you?

you're a writer on the show. how did these lines get through? look, take it up with joe mackey. say, oh, well, dagen. do you think, making our military nicer in this way is a good idea? >> i don't think this or ma'am, confusion is a new thing. is a twenty first century woke issue. and i'm speaking from personal experience. as you can probably see, i have too much testosterone, but i am flat chested. i have this weird, like six pack neck that i look like i have an adam's apple for more than a decade, i had this really short haircut. i thought i look like winona ryder, but i look like vince vaughn. and i wasn't in the marines, obviously. but it's really awkward. you know, your standard in a restaurant and somebody comes up behind you and taps me

on the shoulder and says, excuse me, sir, you're standing on my foot. and you turn around and it's your date. so to just get rid ma'am and sir, just alleviate a lot of pressure and heart. >> wow, this is amazing. okay, jim , it's this is why we have these kind of talk show discussions, because people have all sorts of perspectives. i thought everyone going to attack this and it might not be an interesting segment. >> what do you think? are the military on to something with the study? no, first of all, a marine is getting offended by words that maybe they shouldn't be in the front line fighting. they're worried about that. >> i thought the only way to offend the marine is ask if he's in the navy. you know, but could you imagine ,like an alpha male drill sergeant screaming in recruits face? do you understand me? he's like, yes, he she they them lbg to tv, whatever the hell it is . >> it's so true.

lydia, this is i don't think and i said it in the read there that the the rank and file or probably most of the leadership wants us . the problem is they hire these consulting firms, none of whom are military types, and they make their recommendations that would probably work at their dumb company. >> right. the study is the length of anna karenina. so after three years, two million dollars and all that effort, they had to come up with something that was provocative and new and interesting and they landed on this. i don't like being called, ma'am, but the alternative that they suggested is that you just use someone's last name, which sounds very chaotic because i can't remember people's names. right. like, how does like. yes, scholer like it just doesn't have the same ring to it. and i just think it's a recipe for conclusion. confusion. i also think there's a lot of confusion as well because i mean, are going to have to change all of the songs to non render them like the battle hymn of the republic. are we going to have to change it fro

the trumpet. i just i don't know where this where this ends. any sort of. yeah, obviously it doesn't end and but that's interesting. you don't like being called. ma'am, is that something. why is old fashioned or does it sound like some stodgy. >> yeah. but again, i don't have an alternative. well southern people are raised to say yes, ma'am. yes or no ma'am. no sir. yes. and people don't like it makes them feel old. but it sounds which i understand now. >> hey, you. >> that's true, joe . a lot of these recruits, a lot of the military types, like you said, these are like, you know, young southern men . they love the tradition. >> they want to join the corps because of these traditions. right. yeah. >> well, i think it's so strange, sir and ma'am, are such terms of respect. and look at the other things marines call it. they call it to their grunts and jarheads. i can't imagine marine saying, you know, it really hurt me when you refer to me as a person and only that. >> but the the bullets

they shoot at other people are very hurtful, too. >> they are, yeah. i think we're just getting close. can we just say, well, let's just call each other comrade. isn't this what it's all heading toward that we can just call each other comrade, we can get rid of titles, we can get rid of pronouns, we can just say, great point, comrade, and then we'll say that while we're standing on the bread lines, everyone would be much happier. yes, it is true and i mean dagen. i understand your perspective, but really, these troops, they want to they want to experience these traditions . right. they're more traditional type of people. and i think that the women who go into the military, they're tough. >> they're not the type that are going to get offended by these things, are they ? and the guys as well. if i was a drill sergeant, i would love for the grunts to screw up as much as possible . so i'd have a reason to yell at them. so let them miss ginger me. so i have no reason to try complaining right. >> i think lost in all this

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heaven, a two hundred and thirty square foot studio is just like owning a condo. two hundred and thirty seven square feet, it seems small, but not if you're like me and you sleep standing up. >> and instead of leaving his place to travel and see the world, the place will go with him. i wonder, austin, have you always been interested in large ships? >> i've always been interested in large ships. i just think they're such a marvel. modern engineering and the economics that go into powering one of these ships is just unbelievable. i've always read a lot about them to put it into scope, like i think the largest passenger ship in the world is the single largest hotel operation in the world. they go through something like twenty thousand eggs, a nice fleece fozzie bear. okay, as the luxury cruise liner passes through various european countries, he'll continue working from meta, all while enjoying access to twenty

different restaurants, bars, private kitchens, a coworking base, medical services, a farmer's market, private kitchens and twenty four hour room service. >> you know, kind of like twitter's offices before elon took over the ship scheduled to sail from croatia in 2020 five . so bon voyage, austin. i'm sure you'll enjoy your trip until you're hacked to death by somali pirates. >> okay, okay. dagen. >> three hundred thousand dollars. i mean, i did the math on this . it's not that bad of a deal when you think about it. because meta, this guy probably lives in a pricey us city, three and a thousand dollars divided over the years per month. and i think your utilities are pretty much taken care of. >> so what do you think my gut instinct was to make fun of this guy and make fun of this until i realize that i live on a ship, a ship called

manhattan that never goes anywhere yet. this whole ship is overrun with rats and rodents. and i'm just stuck here. it's like willard and dawn of the dead without the laughs. and my father likes to remind me that the woman who provides him with fresh eggs, that her chicken coop is a quite bit larger than my apartment. >> yeah, but like on a cruise ship, you can't get away from people. that was that's the reason that i've never been on a cruise ship. but the same is true for the whole ship on which we're sailing right now. the same is true for new york city. trust me on this. if you case somebodies car and a crosswalk because they cut you off, they don't forget about that. >> yeah, and they recognize you twenty years later. so if you keep their car.

yeah. i mean, you better you better always have running shoes on . you better always have running shoes on if you need somebody somebodies car . it's like in like twenty two that perspective though it's so true. when i saw this story i thought it was a good deal then i thought but i couldn't do it, i couldn't be out in the ocean all by myself. >> but the way dagan's says i mean we are, it's very similar. and if you remember that ride in the subway walking around with a pizza slice, we all saw that. if you saw that on a ship, you would totally freak up. and we see it all the time here in manhattan. it's very i think dagan's situation seems pretty preventable. >> if you don't want ha. but yeah, man could be a man had to die. i literally this was my new york horror story. i'm lying in bed one night and at this point i had a guinea pig and i. >> okay, go on. just i'm lying in bed.

i went to bed early and i feel something kind of soft on my leg and i think, oh, marshmallow must have gotten out of her cage and wanted to snuggle. and then i thought, you can't get out of her cage. i leap out of bed, i turn on the light and i see a rat jump from my bed into my closet. >> wow. so anyway, i think manhattan okay, but for this kid, can i just moving on less about me this i think in this economy, he's basically advertising the fact that he is violently overpaid and he can work from home. and if i'm mark zuckerberg and i'm trying to cut costs at meeta, i'm going to fire him. i'm going to get somebody who's probably just as good, if not better, who i can pay less money, who will show up to the office. i just feel like this was a very poor career decision for this kid to advertise that he's doing this.

oh, yes, 12 years. he's not going to find a girlfriend to do this with . he's going to be forty single in a cruise ship. >> it's so true. you always know you have this fantasy about how it's going to go on the cruise, but it's very different. >> joe , i think the last time you said marshmallow, you must have gotten out of your cage. >> you weren't talking to a guinea pig. yeah, yeah. i think the real i think the real story here is that there is a dark past, that there was a rat who thought he's going to have a wonderful evening. >> so normally when i said i've kicked rats out of my bed, people don't think i'm saying it literally. but i am this guy for facebook. >> he's in the virtual reality department. >> you know what that means? there is no ship during this stupid thing. and he's like, oh, i'm rubbing tanning lotion on somebody's it's this there's no ship that the complete nonsense i like just virtual reality glasses.

that shows you what with the tech stuff that i know because they i mean, the ship that we saw, it was an artist simulation. they had to say, yes, there's maybe it's not. >> maybe they're never going to build it. joe , you're right. yeah. here's the other thing about living in a condo. no, sharks have to worry about sharks around your condo. >> i could see the benefit for this for dating, though, because if things aren't working out, people fall overboard. >> they don't ask a lot of questions. so you have that. you have that option. i don't know. i watch love boat when i was a kid and i never thought, oh, i want to live on a ship someday. i think my main thought was, why is the doctor having with all the passengers? that's why i wouldn't want to live on a dry dock. got around on that show. >> jim , did you have you played the cruise circuit? a lot of comics. they never did those cruises. right by is too dirty for that. right. that kid friendly at all. but first, of all, this guy's calling it a condo. >> it's not a condo. i live in a condo. i never got seasick living in my condo. if i pull out my window, i'm not going to get eaten by a

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good idea? is it going that way anyway? i didn't realize the emmys are already doing this. yeah, i can tell you one thing. the country music awards aren't going to do any of this. >> thatcherites zamir's will keep the traditions, right. >> exactly. it's it's so like i kind of get in that you you don't give different gendered awards for the tech people or for directors or anything like that. but as an actor, you are portraying a role that is necessarily male or female most of the time. so that's why they split it up that way. it's not like someone's an accountant. >> you don't need to say, are you an accountant or an accountant? yes, but for for acting, it's different. i think it's very silly because what's going to happen is if they they bring it down to regardless of gender , a benefit would be these award shows will come in around the eight hour mark instead of 14 hours like so. >> but let's say men win 60% of the awards, then they'll say, well, this isn't fair. now we need a separate category for women. yes. and then they'll have that category and all the awards and that will be won by men who now identify as women. >> so they'll just keep going around in a circle.

>> it's so true, lydia. i think the academy awards being the old the old school, they should stick with the tradition. let all these other newer shows change, and then they'll kind of have the status of being unchanged. >> what do you think of that? that would make sense for them? i mean, they're desperately trying to be relevant. so i think in a way, this is a cry for attention. people in hollywood are very self-important. they think whatever they do, people will care deeply about. but the reality is no one's really watching the oscars. yeah. ten years ago in 2012 forty million people tuned in last year in 2020 two, it was just fifteen. >> no one's going to the movies anymore. so honestly, i think if this makes them feel better about themselves, i say go for it. live your life. i don't care. i mean, i don't think anybody else does either. yeah, i dig. >> and that's the thing is anybody who is still interested in the oscars, they like to see the old school traditions. they like the gowns. >> they like the guys showing up in their tuxedos. right.

i suppose i watch. >> i joan rivers, may she rest in peace. her biggest fan. so i watch to see people look bad. but so even if you get rid of the actress categories, these women still have to wear these god awful gowns and like be a bag of bones and you're still going to look terrible. nobody is ever going to be famous enough that they're going to be some designers top pick and they're going to have like this giant collection of like handlers and sycophants all getting paid like well into the six figures who have taken these actresses into thinking that, oh, you're the designers favorite actors, you're their top pick. >> oh, orange . bright orange is the color of the moment. it looks just fabulous on you. oh, this is a great fit.

despite the like armpit cleavage that's hanging over the side and the balcony, we can't even cover with makeup. and in the bright, blazing california sun , you can see all of the zits across your back. so that's what all these women have to endure through. well, that's the sunscreen makes me break out. that's why, jim , you don't have to wear strapless all the time. i know it's true. i always feel worse about myself. when i watch the oscars, but i will have to pay closer attention next time. oh, god , no. these women look terrible and they look worse in person. that's like in front of everyone the way everyone looked. right. jim , exactly. i think they're already kind of moving this way. they don't even say actress anymore. don't they say best actor in a female role. so they've already kind of changed it a bit. >> well, that should be be more specific. like megahed best actor that used to be an actress, like have that category dead, like

elliott page would have more oscars than meryl streep. >> that's true. >> but it just oscar alone. i mean, isn't that i shouldn't they change that word? the oscars, that's that's a male. that's it's true. right. where did that come from? called the jacky's or something like that. something neutral. look at the oscar right there. that's a guy. >> that's a dude. and he looks like he's naked. right. know what that statue identifies as well? it's sandy. well, that jelly on it, that does look like most men i've been with . >> i know who this isn't going to affect the avon awards, the adult video news awards for the industry. they are not going to go for any. >> oh, that's definitely gender is very important to those people. i think they should change the categories they have, like, you know, they have the best actor, best actress, and they could change that to to best good looking actor. and the best supporting actor and actress could be the best ugly actor.

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a big show like you had the game of thrones, right? yeah. netflix had, i guess, the the kevin spacey show. and then they got rid of him and then the show went down the two. >> so they don't have a signature show anymore. that's what they need. >> right. well, first, i'd like to say no christmas dinner at dagan's place and she's been watching nonstop. >> jeffrey dahmer, the only time i hear this, the only time i hear the password should come up is when people have had a break up because they were sharing the password. now they don't know who gets the custody of the password. oh, yeah. so i've heard the move that if you just got dumped, what you do is you go on to the netflix account with that password and watch the worst movies you can find the first couple of minutes because then it screws up the other person's recommendations that what you've done now they come home and they're like pauly shore film festival. how this happened. >> and you say, aha, i got him on the way out. it's so funny. such a weird way to get revenge. >> usually just steal from them or something. like that. >> lydia the the password thing ,it can get you into trouble because like i went on vacation

and then i put my password in so i could watch netflix while i was away for one week. but then i forgot to change it. >> and then whoever was coming in was watching on my thing. >> and so netflix thinks i'm some kind of now. because they were watching all these horror. >> what a blessing for them, though. i've been able to stream a lot of hulu from various trips i've taken, and i don't pay for hulu . and i'm very appreciative to my predecessors who logged in, failed to log out. i think this is actually great progress in society because i think netflix password sharing has enabled parasitical toxic relationships for far too long. you would never let somebody just move into your apartment and not pay rent. and yet i have friends who feign poverty, who guilt me into giving them my password. and i don't want to do that anymore. and i think this is going to put a stop to that. so i think people need to get their own passwords, their own accounts like adults and move on with their life. so i , i think twenty ,

twenty three is off to a great start because of this. >> liddiard does marshmallow have your password. >> so that's what is that what happened. >> marshmallow passed away. i'm so. oh wow. i thought i could just slip that one in and it would be innocent. guess not jim . i could get marshmallows. password now for instagram account lives on but. >> all right, i'll make sure i follow her. do you still pay for netflix, jim ? yeah, i do. but in the article, netflix is worried that people are going to be mad that they can't share the passwords anymore. like people are stealing. >> and we're at the point where you're going to be mad because people are stealing and the people of stealing are going to be mad that they can't steal anymore. >> how how do we get to this point? people think they have a right to it. yeah, it was like the riots of 2020 in the summer right there. just steal and watch it on tv all they got insurance. louis vuitton. >> let them steal this insurance. i'm going to do that. i'm going to go to sporting

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