it is boeing to break apart by the id -- the middle of next week. that kohl air's going to take a while to fall apart. mete neither hang so much, adam. i'm aye knee that vogel, good to be with you, rich. rich: we're back at noon eastern tomorrow. "the five: christmas special," that's coming up next. merry christmas. ♪ ♪ >> hi, i'm greg gutfelled and she used her lump of coal to heat her malibu barbie house. it's dana.

also carolers hit the halls for fox news for a festive sing along. i love that. plus, back by popular demand is our naughty and nice list and a brand new segment we're revealing favorite childhood christmas stocking stuffers and annual secret santa gift exchange that will blow your mind. don't miss it. but first, time for a christmas edition of the fastest. first up, holiday get togethers are a prime location for asking embarrassing questions. a new survey says one in three people dread awkward conversations at family gatherings like have you put on weight? have you found a partner yet? when are you going to have a baby? why aren't you married yet? i'm always asking these, jesse. glad you came dressed in holiday apparel. guess you come dressed for talk shows. >> i do.

>> are you the one that asks the awkward question s? jesse: no, everyone is marry is marriedand has babies and tas politics. greg: you're a family of libs. jesse: yeah, it gets awkward. greg: people know not to talk politics. jesse: but after a few drinks people know not to talk politics. greg: you mean after you drink. what about you, dana? dana: i suppose. i geds i'm the perp that tries to run interference if the question is awkward. she'll find somebody in 2023 and it'll be fine. i try to make them feel better. greg: you're a nice person, dana. dana: awkward questions i get are about you. greg: what's wrong with you?

haired, you probably -- harold, you're the calming influence and you're the qualm. when i look at you, i feel like i'm meditating. harold: my conversation is a lot like jes jessies, everybody is married and don't have to run a lot of interference. my kids are doing things and they're young. everyone literally asked about this show. your favorite -- they're very curious about greg and how they want to know about your show in the evening and they love dana and they're kind of the clue in a lot of people's minds i do the show and jesse eisegeses see. my buddies and pals and pals in college because i went to college in philly, love you and my family members are eagles fans. greg: yeah, baby. what you're saying is they're not very bright. your friends that aren't very bright and went to a so so college. harold: we joke a lot and we

have a lot of democrat friends and my family is 50/50 democrat and republican and they love you guys and merry christmas to everybody. dana: your house is like america. greg: judge, what questions do you ask like when did you get out of jail? jeanine: i don't ask that. they know i don't want to get married and that's the end of that and i guess they ask about the show. they ask about what's going on. stuff like that. that's it. i usually am cooking and running around doing the cooking. dana: you're the busy one. gibbs that ring that you're wearing, that's a stunner.

dana: that's beautiful. jeanine: that's the end of that. greg: i'm a dog dad and hard not to spiel this little guy for christmas. i'm afraid they were going to show something else. nearly half of pet parents get their furry friends something for the holidays and $50 on gifts, toys treats and clothes. jeanine: three standard and they give gifts, costumes. greg: it's not for the dogs. jeanine: they hate getting dressed up and despise it and stella hates getting died for the holidays but it's innocuous and innocent and bowls and bones and you buy them toys and they go outside and they want to take their babies with them. greg: bones and balls, i used to dance there. jeanine: dance there. whatever. dance on.

greg: dana, you can talk about what you're getting percie. dana: i don't spend a dime. i let my sister. greg: she's got like three. dana: two rescue cats and she's good at buying little governments for them and whole stocking ready to government he'll be set. mostly any tennis ball and some sort of ball he'll take it. how many days is christmas?

greg: harold, your adorable pets? harold: i have three little ones and they're all rescue and they're rescues and they nothing. they celebrate. greg: new beds, that's fun. antianxiety beds that are shaped like a big doughnut. they're amazing and sometimes i lie in it. dana: oh, yeah. greg: little snug. jeanine: the beds for my beds are so big my grandson lays on them. greg: that's what happens when you lie down with dogs. jeanine: you get fleas. greg: is your aunt's tricky dinner dry and hard to swallow and pretend it tastes great? 70% of people admit they lie to their family if a holiday meal tastes bad.

harold, you're the politician and you're smoother than chocolate milk. lies make the world go round. harold: my mother-in-law makes the turkey and we do -- i love sweet potatoes and as long as they're fine and the sweet potato pie is good, everything else is fine. jeanine: who made the cranberries? harold: my mother-in-law. greg: i'm worry when had a meal comes from a recipe from the home country. it tastes like a peasant's sock. jeanine: uh. not at a relative's house. greg: i can't bring it up. jeanine: always safe at a relatives. you grew up in the same kind of food. greg: yeah, but they put in the wrong spices. jeanine: where do you go? greg: i go to the shelter. i'm alone, judge.

you knew that. jesse? jesse: what, greg? greg: do you lie? jesse: a peasants sock. my mom cooks well. dana: i'll say we cooked the worst thanksgiving dinner last year. somehow the -- well now we know that our oven is broken but we both undercooked and overcooked the turkey at the same time so it was like not quite cooked in the middle and overcooked on the outside. greg: all right. coming up, biggest and best secret santa gift exchange and dana and judge cook up tasty holiday treats at carlos' bakery home of the cake boss. ♪

harold: day dana and the judge d a visit to the cake boss' home restaurant. dana: we're at hoboken, new jersey, and she's not competitive at all.

>> no, no, not at all but we'll see who bake as better cake. >> mar ragaini, >> we put custards in our cakes and that's what makes it so moist. dana: that's the secret. >> that's the secret. dana: wet ingredients first. >> push this back up. jeanine: oh boy oh boy oh boy, now what? >> push this down. that's good, judge, no waste. >> dana is doing a good job. dana: cheering me on.

>> we're going to there's dress them up more as a santa claus. dana: judge, yours filled out perfectly. jeanine: perfect. dana: glad this isn't a race. >> you guys are flying over there. >> you're cheating. jeanine: i know what you're going to do. you do it.

jeanine: tip the cake over this? dana: yeah, a lot of confidence, judge. >> you're cleaning up. i'm not cleaning up. i tell you that right now. just put your stuff right on top. jeanine: this is coming out the top. dana: how about i put sauce. one, two. three. dana: i'll do seven. four, five, six. >> five specialty cake. dana: hold on.

this will be our new christmas tradition coming in and doing fun things together. >> to all of you at home. jeanine: merry christmas. jesse, do you guys to want lead us? dana: it's an amazing family business and beautiful products and work so well together and have loyal staff and around for a long time and highly recommend them and i was obviously terrible tat and the judge was the best. jeanine: i liked about them and the fact that the staff there are people that work there seem very happy and a lot of people have been there for many years and i was able to eat my way through the place. from the start to the finish. dana: family from wyoming got a

shipment and said everything was delicious and thanked them. greg: it's very good. putting our coworkers to the test. >> jimmy fallon in the house and playing a holiday edition of don't forget the lyric with fox staff and talent. i brought along heavy duty backup and entourage and clothes i've worn on gutfeld and he'll complete the holiday lyric and take it away. ♪.

dana: guys these are way too hard. bring us some -- figy pudding. figy pudding. >> now bring us some figy pudding. >> and happy new year. >> love how you think there's a happy new year lying around in the back.

>> bob tail man. >> bob tail brings. >> what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, hey. jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh. >> nailed it. nailed it. i am going to need to take your car keys. nailed it. >> goal good about this? >> no, i'm tone deaf and i don't know any songs and i can't sing but they dragged me out. take it away. jeanine: a drifted slush and that was the end of tht so

jingle bells. jesse: should we do our own here and try to complete a song here. ♪ greg: hi to hear that for three days straight. jesse: you are the victim. jeanine: you didn't have to sing. dana: you did great. greg: jimmy chose the ugliest shirt he could find like he mugged a rodeo clown. harold: that's next on the five

christmas special for who made the naughty and nice special. ♪

day that . i think -- dana: secretary mayorkas would make a lot of naughty lists saying the border was protected when it wasn't and

he knew it was wrong and he didn't try to help them and those guys have still been on desk duty and he's definitely on my naughty list. even you had somebody like former congressman will herd saying he should be fired by joe bide and that's saying is something. on my nice list, we had a chance to say the patriot awards with the freedom award giving a speech that had everyone on their feet and there's great things ahead for this amazing human. jeanine: jesse. jesse: my naughty list is clad myrrh putin and -- vladamir putin and he kill add lot of people and harold ford jr. as a nice person and a lot of people in the audience might switch those and i'm not going to do those.

>> trying to make them going forward. the doctors after st. jude children's research hospital who every day -- whose mission every day to try and restore health to young kids and their families. i'm blessed to represent this hospital as they were in my congressional district when i was in congress for ten years in my hometown and i absolute them and thank them and encourage them for being nice and the world needs the nice necessary you provide. jeanine: greg.

greg: how can i beat a children's hospital. like to thank the petting zoo for orphans and they've done nothing but magical work. no, the naughty list, i'm going to choose amber herd. she se lump of coal for her lump of coal that she left johnny depp. going to sit awkwardly while i talk about that. i haven't done my nice list. that's a nice picture. let's do gutfeld a fans and staffers and my nice list for this christmas. they put out a great show. perhaps the greatest somehow that's -- show that's been made in the history of broadcasting not just in the past but will ever be so stop putting out tv shows and shut it call down and this is the one. jesse: i'm going to change my nice list and jesse's prime time fans and staff.

jeanine: the crypto collapse is the naughty list with sam bankman-fried and the guy had the audacity to say they didn't have regulations on it and don't know that much aboutt and this guy should be i think locked up for life for his naughty necessary and what he did to individuals accounts and moneys. my nice list is leo grillo with the delta rescue. it's a nonprofit and new york city, those that live here got to see a horse part of a carriage collapse on the streets and a couple months later that horse died and l leo and his grp actually have two veterinary

horses and the horses and we'll see abused in the country every day. god bless you, leo, for what you do. coming up, it's our biggest secret santa reveal ever but first we're going down memory lane with the favorite childhood favorite christmas stocking suffers, next. ♪

dana: these are stuffed with some of the favorite gifts from childhood. we don't know what's in here yet so let's see what we have. judge, you're going to go first and tell us what you have in that big stocking there.

jeanine: i knew i'd never be an engineer. dana: that's cute. jeanine: that's it, thank you. dana: harold, what do you have? harold: i think an atari was one of my favorites. ever play on television? jesse: i remember but for those without friends we played with these things.

dana: that was pretty good. jesse, what's in there? surprise surprise. jesse: this is not the right one. oh, wait, no, it is. i was looking for the middle school size, this is a little big for my hand but it's fine. it's the duke football and my favorite growing and you happen play add lot of football growing up with this guy here. the duke. greg: you were such a dude. total man. jesse: i like sports. greg: so hetero. chicks in the kitchen, football outside. jesse: stuff you in the stocking in a second. dana: see what i have in here. this was a big deal. the sesame street house like -- >> where did you walk someday that: the front door. you open it.

somehow. dana. jesse: pull really hard. burt and ernie. dana: they have a refrigerator and tv and watching the gutfeld show. best show ever. greg: they're in my demo, two guys living together. anyway. dana: what do you have, greg? greg: they tell you what year you grew up in. if you were born in the 60s, you got these. hot wheels and, man, they are the cheapest gift they gave, the toy, army men. they used to come in a plastic bag; right. a plastic bag. jeanine: what did you do with

them? greg: play army and set them and you happen when you got board, you'd melt them with a lighter. dana: don't try that at home. greg: if you were fans of war you played with army men. jesse: can i have those for jesse jr.? greg: they're choking hazard. jesse: he's not that stupid. looks like something he wouldn't play with. you can use the army men to do a swat. jesse: i'll take the hot wheels too. he'll love the hot wheels. harold: remember the football game and the exchange and come right back. right back. greg: looked like foosball almost.ng ♪

♪. jesse: merry christmas. it's the moment we've all been waiting for. our secret santa gift exchange and we'll go around the table and start with greg gutfeld. gutfeld. greg: i got three gifts and i'm three times the dude you are. what's that?

that's nice. jeanine: very nice. greg: the king of late night. jeanine: a cape. greg: those will be great for the bedroom. permission to land. all right i'll put this around but i have a very thick neck. years of neck exercises. there you go. permission to land. greg: brooklyn barbecue. that's morgans downtown. in the east village. dana: super cute bag. jeanine: re-gift that. jess arkansas jesse: my final gift feels like a shirt.

jeanine: it's for the dog. jesse: is it? >> it'll fit. this is going to be great. hippy dog, i'm going to get so much action. merry christmas. who gave me that? dana: you have to guess. jesse: he has to take a photo of that and put it on instagram. dana, you're next. dana: look at this. very nice. very nice. check it for $1 million.

i know who my person is because it says harold ford jr.. space jam. thank you, this is good for anybody who is my age, you need the face jam. thank you, harold ford jr.. harold made bit person that authored title 44. dana: oh my gosh. this feels like something that i would like.

this is from the journal . matrix art. very cool. i always wanted one of those. greg: jim thorp. dana. i'm go to enjoy that . greg: you're so proficient now. reading from up and use the books and climb on them. little steps. dana: harold, thank you. you know me well. you're up now. harold: i did this last year and learned as a 5-year-old. jesse: it keeps going. jeanine: it's a prank. dana: you can open a gift, i love it. jeanine: what is it? harold: it's an apron. just how i like my men, in ap aprons.

dana: this will be great when you're making cookies. harold: i got me some barbecue sauce here, absolutely. got neily's barbecue sauce. dana: what's the cup say? harold: i love this one. jeanine: read it. harold: good to be back around the table. jesse: official mug. harold: now my third one here. i'm going to do a whole segment on how to open gifts. dana: you're pretty good i have to say. harold what is that. fantastic. jeanine: isn't that a great gift. harold dana or judge? jeanine: i did it. harold i tell you why because i talked about the gift that i got

my wife the present for thanksgiving. greg: you give presents on thanksgiving? harold i do. i give everybody a present on thanksgiving. here we go, the greatest. [ singing purple rain ]. harold merry christmas, thank you, thank you. jeanine: my turn. greg: speed walking. what happened to those people. jeanine: i hope it's you too. i love it. oh my god, i love it. it's three dogs. jesse: that's beautiful. jeanine: i love it, thank you. oh, there's stella in the mi

middle. greg: getting them to pose. jesse: this is how you open a box. jeanine: thank you. it's clothing. harold my apron. jeanine: i love this, dana, is this from you? dana: yeah. jeanine: i love it. i love that. i love it. dana, thank you. greg: we were only supposed to spend $7 thousand per person. jeanine: oh, no, i can't. i can't. you know i have no discipline. all of you know i have no discipline when it comes to cotton candy. dana: this is special. jeanine: oh my gosh. folks, it's a cotton candy maker here. it's a dexterity top maker.

carnival colored candy, i love it. day narcs thank you. that was so thoughtful. dana: you're welcome. jesse: looks like shoes and you know how i like shoes. it's not shoes. wow, merch, explanation point, that is good. i'll wear this till the end of the show. thank you very much. i wonder who that came from also we have another one. i dent know what to say about this. hair spray and hair products. is this so i can try out new ststyles. jesse: does this come off? oh, at the top.

thank you very much. lastly we have -- jesse: it's a build-a-bear. just what i've always wanted. does it say something if i squeeze it? i'm not bald, everybody. thank you very much. permission to land. we're going to take a break and more of the christmas special when we come back.

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>> so i can tell a lot of people like because this might've been the best when you, love the time. >> a little tight. >> it does look good and surprisingly does look good and has inspired me any merchandise and i don't know if you're making money off of this work just making money for fox off of this, but were going to have people together a primetime merge. >> i cannot be without have a secret. >> i love all of the gifts and there's a bottle of wine for you to take a look at that and calendar, this is the tradition if you don't like it coming can give it away to your friends or family. >> people love that calendar and people have of mine and my door saying i know you going to give it away and i don't like calendars i don't want to know day by day my life. [laughter] >> i love that. >> a little cabernet for everybody. >> i love that suet thank you

see my thank you very much. >> that was one and i'm going to go to drink is in the green room before i get my show and all right, that is it for us and thank you for joining us and merry christmas everyone. >> merry christmas. ♪ ♪ >> la 16 people reportedly died in what the national weather service calls, a once in a generation storm heavy snow and whipping quintus and dangerously low temperatures, gripping most of the country on this christmas eve good evening, i am brian and for john scott and this is the fox report. much of the country missing blizzard conditions and bone chilling temperatures this holiday weekend along with down power lines and block roads, and thousands of canceled or