revenue service to be able to administer these audits more fairly. actually, we've lost $7 billion over this last decade from those who have not paid their taxes. >> tyrus: 80 billion to recover seven billion. that's all the time we have tonight, i'm in for lehigh valley. go to jason.com, have a great week. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: what it is. i'm tyrus filling in for greg, who's off doing something i don't even want to think about.

he did call, though. he was breaking up on the phone and all i got out of it was gasoline and kilmeade's house. so kilmeade, watch your six. no, wait, it's greg, watch your three. all night gutfeld. anyway christmas has come and gone and boy have we been given some duesies of gifts. when i got them gives from the big and tall shop. they had it coming. when i was a kid and got a gift i didn't like you just accepted it. like when your mom said so you wore it when she said so. nothing like an unwrapped toy to make you say your first curse words under your breath. i don't know why they didn't wrap them no one elsewhere's a quadruple size pair of socks but me. and then mom would say, i know

you didn't ask for it but santa knew you needed it. thanks a lot santa. the following year when i put him in that head lock. but i was the bad kid? what did i know? i was five. and it's weird, so he spies on me all year, then he breaks into my house, and it's okay because he brought socks? doesn't feel right. well, this year, as a country, we were given a lot of odd gifts. and definitely more than just some fancy ass wrapped socks. from our wonderful administration, we got this [bleep] guy. secretary of homeland security alejandro mayorkas. yeah, he was wrapped in a bow. first openly lying on men and women on the border. and then if that wasn't a giant bag of coal he also suggestedd

the biden administration had effectively managed the border crisis. but then if that was true it wouldn't be a crisis. let that marinate for a second. meanwhile he was all about deflecting blame like a goalie in the stanley cup finals. but on who? oh, yeah, the wonderful men and women of our border patrol agents and of course the racist-ass horses. but, hey, they probably came from the solo circuit, always bragging about being related to sea biscuit. and if that wasn't bad enough, these horse supremacists, all their saddle bags said coach. and they think non-thoroughbreds should be sent to the glue factory. tough crowd. they got more heat than rudolph the red nosed reindeer did at

the christmas party when they found an open bottle of jack daniels near him and he claimed the red nose wasn't from booze. at least mayorkas could have done while throwing agents under the bus just while he's down there check to see if there's any fentanyl taped to the undercarriage. and just when you think there can't be a worse gift than that little -- i hate mayorkas, i don't mind telling you. then you had good old aunty kamala showing up digging in her bag of laughs like there were fries in the bottom of the bag. you know, the fries you wanted to eat, yeah. she laughs for no reason like she was watching joe devito and joe machi's standup special. hey, i did not a have proper that. i did not approve that. i'll talk to you all during the commercial break. gene you have a spot coming up. but boy does she sure have the

gift of gab. >> you need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home. >> when we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community. >> the significance of the passage of time. so when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. >> who doesn't love a yellow school bus? it's part of our experience growing up. it's part of, you know, a nostalgia and memory. the school bus takes us there. [laughter] >> tyrus: if that made any sense to you, lay off the eggnog. someone has spiked it with pine sol. and don't worry about all the gifts you don't really like this year. we've got good old fashioned crime wave to take care of that. so your new gifts were likely to get stolen at any point, and that's more of a merry middle

finger than a happy ho-ho-ho to the american people. speaking of who, we did get a gift from wwe legend hack saab jim. he showed us tough guys were real as he stopped a home invasion with two things i love most, his right to bear arms and his wife's right to call the police. his home invaders got the best gift of all not getting his ass beat by a 2 by 4. so we don't always get what we want but sometimes you get gifts, you know, for that spoiled brat like the two i have on my show. i'm going to get you for that t i'm talking about progressive liberals. all they wanted for christmas was free speech on their social media, in comes old saint musk buying twitter. but it's not the free speech we wanted. we wanted free speech just for us, not everyone else. thanks elon you're the worst saint musk ever.

i worked hard on that voice, thank you. that was my liberal voice. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: just squeeze your groin as hard as you can and don't breathe and you can sound just like him. the only thing worse than that is when former nba world heavy weight champion trevor murdoch forgets to shower. look at that picture. put on a tie or somebody get him some frank sense. love you trevor thanks for the belt. sometimes you get a gift that on the picture of the box looks good but when you open it up the instructions are in chinese and the batteries aren't included. and even when you get the batteries in it it still doesn't work right and it makes crazy sounds and turns on and off for no reason and wanders around.

[cheers and applause] >> tyrus: surprised you didn't figure that out a little earlier, but -- >> and finally when it comes to christmas gifts there's always one guy who gifts you the gift that's not for someone else it's really just for himself. you all know who i'm talking about, thanks greg. so sick of this story and him. but again what better than a christmas gift than a teacher who wants to eat, drink and be merry. >> period! >> tyrus: let's welcome tonight's guests. her oath said do no harm but she can't help killing with cuedness, fox news contributor dr. nicole saphier >> the only thing missing from her sports resume is a beer

commercial, host from the sideline sanity podcast michelle take foe a. >> his punch lines are often the result of him getting punched. fighter and median joe devito. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: his laughs are as low as his testosterone. writer and comedian joe machi. [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: okay. i feel like we're even now. >> joe m: fair enough. >> tyrus: you got your cheap plug and sorry about the testosterone thing. >> joe m: it's okay. >> tyrus: there's a doctor right over there. i'll start with a legend, mehmet oz tafoya should republicans impeach mayorkas? >> michele: yes. i don't like the idea of the stack of investigations but this guy needs to go. he has to go.

he has not done his job well, he's thrown people under the bus. he' barely been to the border no one from this administration has. so if there's one guy that needs to be impeached i think this is the guy, i really do. i think this has been the worst part, hard to pick, but of biden's presidency has been the crisis at the border and if you're going to point to one person i think you have to point to mayorkas. >> tyrus: not so much the fact that he knowingly told a lie, they knew that riding the horses they weren't whipping anybody but that picture pushed their agenda so far that it was worth sacrificing the men and women protecting our borders and that is impeachable >> michele: you through them under the bus and now no one trusts you and you claim to be doing a good job. we knew when biden at that debate said everyone should surge the border we are a nation that welcomes asylum seekers and refugees surge the border.

they did it and they weren't prepared and have done a horrific job handling it. >> tyrus: machi what's your top story? >> joe m: my top story of this year is finally after 70 years scientists have gotten net energy from a fusion reaction. and this is not to pat themselves on the back, because if you spend 70 years on one project, that's easy. like you could start your career and retire, and nothing's done. i think we need to start firing scientists because what have they done with us lately? well, they've delayed aging in mice, and they got us a covid vaccine. but they made covid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: yeah

>> joe m: and the vaccine sucks. >> tyrus: dr. saphier the elon musk buying twitter also includes the twitter files and stories and dirty laundry. do you think that's the biggest story of 2022? >> dr. nicole: i think it's going to be a big story of 20 23. the biggest story of 2022 is the fact you have president biden and tony fauci continuing to perpetuate the state of panic that's kept us in over the last year when the pandemic is over. 2023 is a big deal. dr. fauci who spent three decades in his role as director of the nih, failed miserably throughout the covid pandemic. he had one job. like this was his moment. he was ready to knock it out of the park and he got it wrong every step of the way. all he had to do was say hey there's a lot i don't know at the beginning but he didn't he was like here's my opinion and that's a fact and his facts turned out to be wrong but the

big story is going to be the fact that anyone who didn't agree with his facts are censored and that's what's going to come out in 2023. >> tyrus: what about all the doctors that were attacked for following -- yourself, dr. drew just to name a few. do you think there will ever be an apology? i know, it's crazy, right? i'm sorry, we ruined your career, besmirched your name. >> there were a couple of me early on the pandemic and i noticed throughout the course of the pandemic they have gone off the internet because they have taken away those articles. did they issue an apology absolutely not. but at least they were taken off the internet. in the beginning i wasn't saying i'm right but i was questioning what was happening and that's what we should do as a scientist. we take a long time i get it we draw things out. but to say i don't know and i'm evolving with more data is how

we should have handled it and unfortunately that did not happen. >> tyrus: speaking of evolving, joe, what would you put your button on as the story of the year. >> i'd say this year was the year of the woman. yeah, whether it was brittney griner trying to smuggle weed into the country, or caleb lemieux getting her buds stuck in a ban saw, i think we learned women can be just as stupid as men. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> joe m: and you know the best part is? anyone can be a woman now to get in on it. i think back to when my gym teacher told me i threw like a girl i didn't realize he was empowering me. >> tyrus: because you can now compete in women's sports. >> dr. nicole: there you go. >> just like lea thomas. >> tyrus: before we go, before we go, there we go, come check out my live shows in jacksonville january 27th,

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♪ >> tyrus: it's the latest chapter of the crypto scammer who's probably headed to the slammer. sam bankman-fried gets prison

advice he sorely needs. ftx sam bankman-fried got released on a $250 million bond the same deal they offer any non-white criminal. yeah, let that sink in. my guests they're not worried he'd jump bail because that involves, well, jumping. he's a bag of oatmeal, all right, let's be honest. don't be polite now. workers spotted installing security cameras outside the home of the stanford university campus. if they see him naked the cameras are programmed to self-destruct. bankman-fried has to wear a kankle monitor and can only leave the house to get substance abuse exercise which is something he's clearly never

done before. and you don't usually see someone go to rehab for eating nutter butters, but the good news is he's starter heroin as an excuse to get fresh air. meanwhile, farmer bro martin scarelli has some advise, shave your head deepen your voice and start listening to rap. the same advice i got from mc dana perino. here he is on a recent podcast. >> my advice for him includes shaving his head. my advice for him includes deepening his voice. sam is going to have a lot of issues because he's a bit of an a a feminate guy and if people think they can pick on you they will pick on you and it's an

adjustment. he should listen to rap and learn everything they know about gangs and the tough neighborhoods in every major city. this sounds funny but this could save your life. [laughter] >> tyrus: any more advice? >> my suggestion to him is he rebrands himself quite a bit. in fact he probably should no longer say he's from stanford or something like that, he can say he's from oakland. i think people would earth ra hear him lie than hear the truth even if they know it's a bit of a lie he should probably start to reinvent his background and history because the rich white kid from the neighborhood, that story doesn't sound great. >> tyrus: well, the dude isn't wrong. follow it. although anyone who thinks bankman-fried is from the streets must be drunk on the toilet wine. and if he is listening to rap stay away from vanilla ice, even

the arian brotherhood calls him too white. for more on this i caught up with myself and bankman-fried earlier today. >> tyrus live, sam how are you getting ready for the big house. >> i've been playing video games so i can relate to the other prison guests and studying music with guitars and huckabee collection. >> shave your head, do some push-ups, give me this, listen to rap music. i'll be back in three hours. ♪ >> you are ready. >> i'm hard i just need this tear drop drawn on dog. >> i can't draw that for you. >> all right my -- >> don't you ever, ever say that. back to me.

[cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: i'll start with you and that riveting performance, do you think sam bankman-fried was given good advice for prison. >> joe m: i think he was given good advice but i would be remiss if i didn't comment how jacked that guy is. man, what a house. you know, i think that's good advice. you have to toughen up your image although i was told during a prison field trip in high school that i would do very well in prison. an inmate interrupted his speech and said you'd be very popular here. so, i mean, maybe the inmates judge by personality. >> tyrus: yeah, yeah. sure it wasn't your soft skin and small muscle tone. >> joe m: moisturize. >> tyrus: do you like cool aid as lip gloss. michelle is it fair he was released on $250 million bond?

>> michele: nothing about this story is fair. every time i hear sam bankman-fried i feel like this guy's going to skate. i feel like this guy might just get away with this. i don't know why, 'cause there's like this two-tiered system of justice, you know? i'm still pissed lois learner isn't behind bars and hillary clinton got away with all the e-mails. but it feels like this guy because of his stanford connections and all that good advice he just got may just walk away unscathed. i don't know. i mean, it's a massive crime and i guess 115 years behind bars is the potential sentence bus i have this awful feeling that like in all his interviews he's going to sit in front of the jury and say you know, i just was so busy and i was busy and had to comb my hair a lot so i couldn't keep track of everything going on. so that's -- none of this is fair. none of it's right. >> tyrus: joe, you're from the

streets. >> joe d: i am. >> tyrus: when you look at this whole situation, do you think because he's been a, i guess an upper class criminal that he's going to be able to swerve his way through the prison hierarchy and convince everyone to invest in him not physically? >> joe d: he was given the best piece of prison advice, don't tell them you live in stanford. don't tell them. when you see them say something like tell them you went to brown. no, tell them you went to columbia for god's sake. they're hard criminals. tell them you want to penn if you want to live. i don't know if that advice is good, notwithstanding the performance of king congress bundy over here. i don't think i would do well on the inside. i'm not doing great on the outside. >> tyrus: to be fair. >> joe d: right. >> tyrus: well, we do have a doctor on the show so i would be

remiss not to ask a medical question. doctor, in your professional opinion which joe would do better in prison? >> dr. nicole: put them together and they both are winners. >> joe d: look at that. >> dr. nicole: first of all tyrus you skimmed over the part where they say he's at house arrest but he can leave the house for exercise and mental health treatment. that's better than non-criminal americans were treated throughout our lockdowns, things were closed you were locked in your house and all mental health went on line so he has the royal treatment. and then you have martin on the guy who price gouged lifesaving medications to make a quick buck because he could do it. that's who's giving him advice? these two kids are disgusting and poor example of this generation about a quick buck and don't care who they step on along the way. >> tyrus: i think he was giving that advice in case they were in the same jail so he would be more favored than he would be. i think he would survive on the

inside a little better. up next a politician comes clean about his inconsistency in his work history. ♪ [cheers and applause]

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♪ >> tyrus: told some fibs and got elected but now his lies have been detected. led them astray with a pumped up resume. stop. representative elect george santos, if that's his real name, has publicly admitted to lying about his resume a skosh during his successful campaign for congress. yesterday santos copped to embellishing his work experience education and how many times he benched 225 at the nfl combine. the new york times had previously questioned his claims about graduating from baruch college and working with goldman sachs and city corp. my old job. turns out he never worked with

any of those companies and he never graduated from any college. and his claim for beating simone biles for gymnastics medal are looking kind of shaky. believe it or not he's still not done, santos also lied about owning 13 different properties. why not 14? when in fact he owned none and is currently living at his sister's place plus he's never been at baltic avenue or passed go and never collected $200. he's lied as many times as gutfeld has said he's five feet. the time also alleged santos may have had criminal charges filed against him in brazil. not brazil. he left that off his resume. the one thing that sounded kind of cool. but the new york politician insisted he's not a criminal when help said, quote, i'm not a criminal. i'm sold.

but i wonder, george, are you not good at making excuses for this? >> i'm not going to make excuses for this but a lot of people overstate in their resumes or twist a little bit or engrand wait themselves, 'em he not saying i'm not guilty of that. >> tyrus: wow. all right. santos says he'll still deliver on his campaign promises. his fingers were crossed, though. so i guess we'll just have to take him at his word. at this point his only hope is saying but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night. when we reached out to holiday inn express they said, quote, he never stayed here. joe can this guy be trusted? inot at all. it's one thing to lie about wong thing on your resume he lied about everything. like he crossed out someone's

name. he didn't work for a wall street firm. he didn't even work for mattress firm. he made it all up, complete nonsense. it's sad. he said everyone lies a little bit well he should have just had someone else show up for the job. >> tyrus: there's a little bit and a lot of bit joe. >> joe m: lying is underrated. i lie all the time. i lie when you play the game two truths and one lie. they're all lies. it's the perfect way to have people think you did something awesome that's why it's like i got 1600 on my sats and i made love to angelica houston. >> tyrus: wow. really? >> joe m: yes. >> tyrus: dr. nicole, is he a pathological hire? and i'm not talking about joe? what is your diagnosis. >> dr. nicole: first of all when he started the interview saying

i'm not going to say i'm guilty. when you start using double negatives you're lying. he lied about everything, identification, professional, background, his personal life style. i get it i'm in academics, we fill out a lot of cvs and maybe you embellish and usually it's the interest section because usually it's like sitting home in my pajamas drinking tequila. that doesn't go well in resumes. >> michele: i had a hire you. >> tyrus: i hate whataboutisms, absolutely hate them. but isn't he the perfect guy for the job given the current landscape of politics these days, i mean, mayorkas lied, only time biden speaks is when he lies. so, i mean, lying seems to be the thing. oh, i'm sorry, their truths. >> he's just living his truth. so i will come at it from this

direction. first of all, it's kind of funny because like you said this is rampant, right, through politics. but the new york times decided to choose a republican who happened to be gay. i think they doubted there was such thing as a gay republican so started digging. so i wonder when they're going to focus on can we go through biden's list? he blaj arrived people. he said he finished top in his law class. i went to that synagogue in pittsburgh. call the synagogue, no he never went. and he's the president of the united states. >> tyrus: to be fair he had only cancer >> michele: that's true the radiation for that. >> joe d: it just slides right off you >> michele: well done. anyway hypocrisy knows no

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♪ >> tyrus: the study is revealing, mens stink at knowing what you're feeling. i'm not rhyming anymore. the new study suggests women are better than men at empathizing with other people, that according to new research from the university of cambridge. i would feel bad with those dudes if i were capable of it. in 36 countries, women scored significantly higher in cognitive empathy than men. but, men are also better at imagining people naked. in fact, there wasn't a single country in which men scored

better, but very so i would like to go back to my last point that we are way better at imagining people naked. the study's author couldn't describe why women had more cognitive empathy but argue the results clearly demonstrate a largely consistent sex different across countries languages and ages. unless cognitive empathy is a fancy way of saying worst for driver. >> a sexist would say. you can't argue with science, right? [laughter] bush push >> tyrus: michelle, are eyes really the best way to judge how someone is feeling? >> michele: i'm looking into your eyes right now and you look a little pissed off. i don't know. you know the steely dog song, where he says the weekends at the college, the things that

pass for studies i don't understand. why are we studying this? this builds on other studies that showed the same thing. oh, great. so we just confirmed a study about what pretty much everyone knows that women are more empathetic then men and by the way this confirms that men and women really are different. >> tyrus: what? >> michele: wow. oh, and it might be biological. it might have to do with sex chromosomes. so you have an x and a y and i don't have a y. >> tyrus: i have a big x, big y. [laughter] >> tyrus: speaking of big xs, joe? >> joe m: . >> joe d: in my relationships there's a lot of why. why, why, why. this is something to give women to argue with men about. i notice women like to ask a lot of hypothetical questions in relationships, too, so you can

get in trouble for something that never happened, throw that at you. >> tyrus: yeah, you know what? that drives me absolutely nuts. what if this happens? but it didn't. >> joe m: yeah and you can't even say why would i be in a life boat with you a baby and a puppy. you can't ask how did we arrive at this. >> tyrus: there needs to be a prequel. >> joe m: yeah. >> dr. nicole: we don't do that we just get mad at you when you do something wrong to us in our dreams. stop doing that and we'll stop getting mad at you. >> tyrus: there's nothing worse than i had a dream last night. what's her name? it's your dream lady. doctor, is there any scientific proof to back this up? >> dr. nicole: michelle is completely right. i googled this. there are about 60,000 research articles on empathy. what a waste of funding. this is what academics is all about, a complete waste of money and time and maybe we would figure out fusion in less than 70 years if we focused on some

hardcore things. but this is not surprising, men are visual, women are emotional, women like to snuggle men like to watch porn. it just is what it is >> michele: and some women like to sit in their pajamas and drink tequila. >> dr. nicole: amen. >> tyrus: we should do a study and make some cash, why do men me standing up. we can do a whole thing. what study would you like to invest in? >> joe m: good idea tyrus i hadn't thought of a good study because i was imagining myself naked and i'll tell you what, not too shabby. i don't know if i actually believe this study, though, because like women never know what i'm thinking and i prefer it that way, you know? like i've asked women on dates and they were like i thought you hated me. and i'm like, yes. >> tyrus: joe, is this sexist?

>> joe d: a little bit. >> tyrus: towards us right towards men. >> joe d: absolutely. the only way i can see learning how to read someone's eyes is if you live in afghanistan because if you can't read the eyes of a women there, you're not really -- they're not giving you a lot to work with. >> tyrus: yeah, that's a good point. [laughter] >> tyrus: why don't you listen to me? i don't have to. because we're in afghanistan. what? i'm respecting culture. respecting the culture. if she managed to escape over here would listen. >> up next, they'll only leave you alone when you're sitting on the thrown. [cheers and applause]

♪ >> a story in five words. ♪ >> tyrus: americans hide in their bathroom. that's it. all right. michele, a new study finds half of americans hide in their bathrooms to get alone time from family and friends. do you do this? do you hide in the bathroom? >> michele: i used to.

now i hide in the car. i do, i hide in the car. but i do understand this. there's a limited amount of real estate that you can actually have to yourself and when you go in the bathroom it is assumed that you need to be alone. and so, you know, you can even go one step further and walk into the shower and shut that door now you're doubly private. >> tyrus: i feel like they'd come in sooner if they'd hear the shower as opposed if they heard just silence >> michele: yeah, silence in the bathroom >> tyrus: joe you live alone do you hide in the bathroom. >> joe m: no, i riff alone so i leave the door open. to the apartment. i wave to the postman when he comes by. yeah, the bathroom is designed for privacy. it's like, there's no other room in the house like it. because think about it you light a candle in the bedroom it's sexy. you light one in the kitchen maybe you were cooking salmon. but you light one in the bathroom everybody knows we have to get the hell out of here

right now. [laughter] >> tyrus: listen, i feel like i can talk to you about this. the bathroom, the bathroom for, i don't know, a young man the age of, i don't know, 12 to i want to say 45 is like a sacred place to get away from it all. >> yeah, it's tough to find a place to be alone. i think, though, if you're still using the bathroom there are places where -- that are much more desolate than that like a movie theater playing avatar 2. >> tyrus: or if you really want to be alone, a movie playing black adam. sorry. >> joe m: i forgot that was a movie >> michele: he just translated your joke to black. >> tyrus: what i do. what i've been doing for six years >> doctor, is it healthy for a young man to go hide in the

bathroom for, i don't know, four to five hours after school. >> dr. nicole: my follow-up study to the question is, they said when you have kids at home you're three times as likely to hide in the bathroom. follow-up question. how many times are you interrupted because with three kids and two dogs and a husband, if i'm in the bathroom, immediately someone comes in looking for me. i don't care what i'm doing, and it's a bonus if they announce themselves before walking in. not a good place to hide in my house. >> tyrus: yeah. my youngest daughter, every time i went in the bathroom to hide from her mother, would always come in with me and just kind of hang out like, so what are we doing? and she would just be like -- and she's like, daddy, you're not using the potty right. you have to take your pants down. i'm like, that's not what i'm in here for. just need to be alone for a little while. i've got to get some help.

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>> tyrus: final thoughts, working people see you? >> you can catch me new year's eve in dallas, january 4th-seventh at comedy on carlson, catch me in st. louis at the funding funny bone. you can see me and january at the performing arts center, february 3rd and 4th up bananas in weatherford new jersey. >> tyrus: anything else?

>> they can find me in the car or the bathroom. [applause] >> tyrus: enough said! thinks! our studio audience! all the staff! special reports is next. i'm tyrus on behalf of greg gutfeld, we love you, americo. ♪ ♪ >> good evening, welcome to washington, i am rich edson in for bret baier, the decision on the immediate future of title 42 as the federal government wrestles with the fallout. we will break that down in a moment, plus the irs is delaying a controversial new $600 threshold from reporting electronic payments made through third-party services like venmo and cash out, we will break down that decision and have a reaction to a potential new changes, and just in time for cold and flu season, supply shortage