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our prayers go out to thevictim victim's family. they have a longs and lonelylee path ahead oadf them. i'm nancy grace, in for laura ingraham tonight. gutfeld is tonight is coming up next. good night, friend. what it is , i'm cyrus, filling in for greg gutfeld . let's welcome tonight's guest. she does crack her knuckles atnn
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work, host of kennedy on fox business. and katie save the world podcast. kennedy, he's whiter than the powder in greg's green room. fox news contributor tom shalu on weekends he goes out clubbing, feels that is awful. no, no, we'll try it again.agai. that's a gun in her pocket and she's glad to see you. host of luxury hunting lodges of america on fox nation.. katie, pavle. e us her arms can be usedor as chopsticks. on tnews contributor to now
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that i have no friends left on this panel. we get yo okay, before we get tou so some stories, it's friday, so it's time for this gregs leftovers from and that's not the first time i've taken greg's food out of the fridge.g' s foodis . yeah, it's leftovers whereread e i read the jokes we didn't use this week. now here the rules just likehese greg does it. this will be my first timehere reading these. here we go on tuesday. president biden traveled to the us islands to enjoy some holiday downtime which caused millions of americans to ask downtime from what we're off to a good start, not surprisingly, after three days in the hot sun , joe's new beset friend is a volleyball named wilson. new st
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all right. according to a new study, women outscore men on empathy tests in countries all over the world. the wothat's only because womend the math. >> you're sexist, uncle said, tw no. this week, southwest canceled thousands of flights, creatingca a logjam of unclaimed luggage. and as a precaution, the airline says they've hired dozens of new employees to help control sam britton. because he steals luggage. that's awesome. all right. after terminating their deal with kanye west, we know that yea yea yea yea yea yea. adidas now has a half a billion dollars of unsold shoes, but the company plans on giving
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the sneakers to their factory workers once they're big enough thatear them. that's when when you laughu lau and you really try not to . this week, comedian bill cosby, he's a comedian. bill cosby announced thatbegin he's making plans to begin touring again. 2020 three promoters say the official tagline voluntarily. you'll laugh until you're completely unconscious. thon why i left. i'm so canceled. a woman was arrested this week in south carolina after attackin g her husband when she found dirty photos on his phone. but in his defense, he did tell his wife that he received a lot of junk mailnceived . i get it. yeah, that's why you got that. you got to have a better punch
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line. you got to blame it on your kids. i would never do that. all right, director james cameron announced that he edited the avatar sequel to remove scenes of glorifying gun violence.viol he says he didn'ent wantce he e f the idea that the most dangerous group, his ex-wives, that he married her.x. oh, yeah. crypto fraudster sam winfried is getting tips for survival ifi he ends up in prison.e although if he does assaulted get assaulted, one thing's for sure, it won't happen in the weight room. because that's how dahmer got killed. a recent surve y found that half of americans enjoy spending alone time hiding in their bathroomnsallowings, somer hours and for 20 bucks. brian kilmeade will hide in your bathroom. why? why do you. he is such a he's such a nice a computer
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efogrammer is giving people the chance to see the effects of an asteroid hittingeir city their city using a new web appty or as they call it, in detroit, a window. why would you? on this week, south korea formally lifted a ban on imported , although they did keep the ban on dolls from iraq since they can blow themselves up. firse is more recent interview. former first lady michellee oba obama said she couldn't stand her husband, barack, for 10 years of their marriage. oh, yeah, try 40 , said hillary clinton. >> okay, and now some real
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news. wasn't that news? when >> yeah. he put pinocchio to shames i'm with his lying game. i'm not okay. i'm not doing the runs. the more people inquire,ns are the more that his pants are on . flames. i'm not rhym not rhyming. i speak of new york republican congressman elect george santos. soon we'll find out akello. soon we'll find out.m he's actually a young blond girl from switzerland. i believe he's i believe he's cayzer sosi at this point. keat that's a movie i know you didn't see, but the bad guy tricked everybody, okay? sh e doesn't watch movies. he told lies about his work history, education, religion, and come to find out, he even at lied about his own mother's death. hath.who would lie about one's one's death?e's death. santos.
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if that's his real name, originally said his mom died in 9/11, but she actually passed away fifteen years later from cancer. he hasn't even been sworn in bew yet. for and there are already callsr him to resign, as well as calls warning him that his his car car warranty is about to expire . warranty is ab but so far , santos is holding firm even a federal prosecutor in new york is launching an investigation. the probe is in its earliests dp stages, but if it goes dee p enough, it could uncover even more fabrications which end with each layer. it gets more and more disturbing, like greg's magic mike audition tape. a shame he didn't get that. meanwhile, democratic congressman richie torres is launching the cleverly named santorichiesd to punish other candidates for lying about their background. sa
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santos act stands for stop another another non truthful office seeker boy was clever, but that could backfire on government officials like the . an and this person will . i have never done that. we have the photo that we've all probably fluffed the resume every now and then. , but i mean this just to lie jus about your mom's deathyo. even yeah. sli gra't even like there wa a grain of truth, like notin o d only did she not die in the 9/11 attacks, she didn't die, like on 9/11. 2016 either. it was in december. and he tweeted about thatd to g himself, like it wasn't like people had to go digging. fore they just look for the stuff that he'd said before.
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i don't understand also how it took so long for all of this to happen. >> i don't i don't understanundd who does this. all politicians lie this. i wonder he's ever said anything true? >> well, i guess we.e have to . we found everything. no, you know, kennedy, i made ree point in the joke where i showed all the politicians. is this reallyking that shockin? no.? i mean, because literally whatro politician? re republican , democrat, independent. that is not pretty much base de off line. elizabeth warren, not only yourn political career, but also her academic career based on a lie about a fake heritage. so, yes, there is stolen valor. all over the place. that's all politicians. do you know richard blumenthal, the senator said that he was in vietnam. now he kind of servehe kd ininhe the united states during vietnam after hisr five deferments, but he was not in vietnam. that is stolen valor.t this this guy i is obviously
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a pathological liar. i'm so i am so intrigued by his story and i find it so comical that i think he's going to aectc perfect place. it's like well suited for government. then when they go madaback to madagascar, and chris rock, the zebras running around because he finally seesar all the zebras, santa is goingye to be like he's like, finally, o i'm in a chamber full of other lions. this is amazing.r. compare it with the thing that is so brave about him is that he ascended to office after killing osama bin laden. that's right. he was there. he was he he wasn't the triggern man, but he was the guy behind the shoot. now, shoot. now, that was a guy. tom , as you fly today, i have not lied today. i >> h and butav, you know, i done care about liars in congress. i mean, they're they're they're. that's what they do. stupid >> i think he made some stupid lies, though. was sayibecause he was saying ts like, i went to an elite university.
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he's running as a republican .ga >> r when you to like elite universities, he should have said, i want a community college open like i like. that guy is a welder. yeah. and now this guy, the democrat, wants to pass a lag hew to say,d you lie, cheat and still gote g elected, we're going to hold you accountable. isn't that our job? like, if wuntable.e ift we dond you accountable for lying and we vote for you anyway, it's on us right. and i think since we don't really believe anybody and we't who mr reall. fang fang, who's l sitting in his congressional seat . right. who's that guy? swalwell. eric swalwell. why? well, i mean, schiff told lies about actual political stuff. he didn't pad his resume.uf he h tolis d lies about people e power and he held committee hearings. he claimed he had evidence that he didn't have and everybody yawned. , so if you'f if you got a lie the big stuff and not get held accountable, this guy is jusingt lying about his past, right? >> no more somebody else's pastd . nobody wouldy be likeelse alwa mom died odif cancer. now, i'm not voting. yeah, well, he already hade alrd
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a good story. why? i mean, president joe biden hasy repeatedly said that his s son died in iraq. he did not die in iraq. he died from cancer many years later. so that is also stolen valor. there seems to be this double standard about democrats standing up and saying this this horrible person who has lied about everything on his career and somehow got electedhr that he should resign when all these other people in ineir party get to stay. it really is just an indictment on politics and the types oftyo people who want to go to washington, d.c. really good people don't want to go to that town . you go t to force them into going because it really does. s. but what about a law against really bad opposition research? like isn't this the democrats in new york's fault forhe thinking that they had thatcampi on lock? they didn't have to campaign? i mean, how is it that the opposition research team, n the guy who is running againstde him, didn't find all this stuffg ? >> i mean,lerc a quick google search could have saved them. the seat in new york bingg se search could have donearch. there we go .
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your pronoun? i couldn't think of the wordt, m for that.. >> touché, tom . this week, the world boxing council announced the launch ofn a new transgender division for fighters. yes. according to the wbcrdin, a newa category is being created dueecc to safety concerns, specificallyalke sur to make su, daote, the dangers of a man fighting a womanng will never happen, unquote. the refs also want to know how long to wait. >> if someone gets hit below the belt. oh, i'm in trouble. boxers will be grouped by theth they were assigned to at birth. meaning ify you a identify as woman, but you werbue born man, you can only fight someone who was also born a man. wait, i should say born a male.o if someonern was born a man, the stretch marks would be ,s well, more painful than any mor boxing match. inful thi'm a grown man. i wouldn't wish that on anyone
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. >> not on anyo evenen you, tom . the same rules apply for boxers born as a woman. and if you're born to run, youe. fight. >> bruce springsteen. shout out to greg with a reference that's forty years old. the organization hopes that by removing any gray area in the rules, it will be encouraging more opportunities foing morer transgene boxers toe . unless, of course, you identify as gray, you think about that one . and in the future, they may asen spawn an entire league for trans fighters. as a competitive athletee myself, i think it's a great idea. the only timnd womene men womend fight is over the remote, the checkbook. y can't you put y the toilet seat down yourself? why do i havwhy e to havdo i has per bathroom visit? everybody gets one lift, like one lift, one down.n. >> okay, yeah.the yotou know, the toilet thing. honestly, i , i know this isn't the topic, but i feel coulden, h
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be . >> yeah.e but when women like the reason we even had a femalemen ar president yet is because women aren't even looking out foe loo each other.th toilet seat wise. you go out, there's all over the sea, all over the seat.e we it's like, ladies, j if we would all just agree to sit, we allis could sit this in a woman's bathroom. okay, i will tell you. yes, i will tell you right now, if i go in the bathroom and i'mi busy and someone i see who has come out and there's on this. yeah, i will go back out and ie will say your animal. are you trying to tell me may be standing up. no standing , they say blue vert you hunger and some of them i like where you hula hooping it. yeah. exactly what what is going on . play all over and it's like we all should be in boxing matches . yeah. i get so angry. you go into a bar, you go into a restaurant about 75% of the time there's everywhere. this is in the women's restroom. everywhere. >> this is in the women's
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restroom? it's like if we would all rather sit on a bare you have to lift up the seat.p th i knewe seat it was the cleanest place on earth because you really to your and i couldn't >>ally if you're not, if you don't have to be a human being heathens up afterwards. yes. you heathens. yes. brancowitz to women we need white cloth.? yeah. clea to keep cln up after yourselves. quit thinking on about each yon sit down soa we can all sit down and talk. yeah. yeah. i sat and last night. e last however, tha nt was not in the restroom. you are anywhere five . yeah. clarified that on my mind. >>ill said about it. i don't know how they hover. a i don't have the core strengthhh eythat. >> well why would you just say we don't need seven million dollars. no, no. i just.
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is it cool if we talk about trans boxier? about b >> i mean, i think we're trying to avoid that. i think we are too. thank you very much. for me, sports is the one thing that has to be based on facts and science. yeah, sports is not about feelings. so i think this is great and i hope this carries over. . i hope you see this college in other sports because i don't want young high school individuals born as girls losing out scholarships to boys to transition. >> it's like it's a great idea . it's a solution to the problem that we're having. >> right. people don't want tot to excluds people tra who identify as tranl from high school sports ,lege college sports , even from athletic sports that go beyond school sports . bu bt they also understand thatd there are biological facts and differences betwee een men
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women. and in this caseab, they'rt e talking about the safety issue. i hope thai hopet the standard y just safety, but rathe fr bioloy for all the other sports , because just because you can run without hurting somebody in your sport doesn't mean it'smeai fair for men tt'o be competing, especially against young women in high school and in collegeg or having worse, having to change in their lockeigr room in front os f men who still walk around acting, not being right there. >> they're still, standing up in the women's restroom when they should be sitting down basically or hovering or hovering or hovering overectl correctly. you make a mistake, yoy u you to clean. i don't like squatting where you're get ninety degrees. okay, i'm trying to see in ninety eight . >> 9 camping0-ver been . oh i never had to hover but that's my exactly. i don't know if you guys are aware of this, but our equipment allows the peaceso that man we can even like write our names inwe the snow. it's great. it's like the cross streams with a buddy in a fire like
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it's great. it's like, yeah, well, plus this league is i mean, it's they're trying to make it the more fair or something. bufit the thinghg is ,te they'rl fighters. if they reallyx it want to mix t up, they should have a league for guys like me. so be like women against guyst e who fight like women, have w lie to have like a slap fighting. yh yeah, yeah. >>at's still i don't like but something looks different. >> yeah.re nti'm a little flushed becauseee i had a super cold water c. okay, can you. okay, up next, she says it's time to face it. >> admit exercise is racist. >> hello, i'm former arkansas governor mike huckabee. did you know that a lack of sleep can lead to very serious health problems? i know it's scary. you can't fall asleep or you're tossing and turning all night. you can't get the sleep.
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yup.pr i you're practically hitler. if you're like. >> if you like keeping fittler ,they just wanted to say hitler. in an interview with time, au magazine author natalia melman, pretzel araa details how her upcoming book explores the ugly. history of exercise. >> i'm getting dumber reading this. and no, it's not about greg's secret. secret >> hers is a zumba instructor. cren when he's away, his creepinessee is always with us. the article, if that's we're calling it, is called the white supremacist origins of exercise. and six other surprising facts about the history of physical fitness. it grew pretty surprised duringn the interview. natalia argues that in soe early 20th century, people pushed the idea of fitness sotrn that women could stay strong
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to have babies, white babies. i can't what? roll that back . >> she's right.she' women. why wouldn't you say white women? i'm confused. white womewomen?n can stay strob to have white babies. >>ie what's. so up ohse, my blackness is so upset right now. all right. she also frames she also frames the history of exercise. it's totally partoy partt the we supremacy project . yeah. that really worked out well with the nfl and the nba track and field boxing and most competitive sports .ed mission accomplished. supremacist. so i guess i should stophite lifting weights because some white people wanted to exercise their racist reasons a long time ago. bue thert the most surprising ft is stuff like this actually got this acpublished.
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>> but then again, so did this .e. >> tom , your white and youwalkd have children. >> yeah. he roo how many times have you walked in the room and told the old she lady to get on the dumbbells so she can get those arms ready to pull out those babies that that's disgusting. this thingting, that's all thatd well, somebody online, i think it was zuby. he commented that this was almost a parody, this article. but the thin g is , of all the things that leftists have written, it' iss not that far from i mean, obviously exercising it is not racist, but ikit is kind of elitist. >> i mean, i don't know coal miners who got a peloton, you know, anything like if you work with your hands, if you're a fruit picker, if, if you work
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on roads, if you do real work, you don't exercise because y you're working really hard. yeah, you're jacked. beca because i work at a coal and you beat the out ofal somebody on appellant's on . okay, something is different. you something. i'm colorblind, but i feel like something's off. >> i got a blowout during the break. all right. on.it's okay if if exercise. this is what drives me crazy because the idea of beingdon't racist is you don't accept oacr allowed another group incorrect. do we all agree?agre like, that's the point.is like, that's so wouldn't you, et like, ban everyone else from exercising if it was race? oh, yeah. w asgym class would just be all tom and i'd have to wait outside to do. >> these kinds of articles are not written fo ar republican or minorities, even who they think shouldn't be exercising because it means they're engaginnsg ingi white supremacy. >> they're written for whiten sn women who are very jilted into
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doing things that are virtue signaling. >> so this is written foaling.rm and you ever been on ticktockn o or you listen to theme them screaming into their phone this ng into close and you watch thet their lululemon pants, they scream at black cops, butao they're part of f the problem. they're the kind of people who should be in the gym. and so they're trying to keep white woke women out of the gym to keep them look and say whathe they do because it makes them look really bad. when they're screaming into the phone. >> way to gophone. to their faca katie's poinn t is , is this an excuse for someone who doesn't want to work out? it can't work out. it's racist. if? get you you don't want to w, just say that. yeah, there's you there's you ce know, you can have a whole career off of not working oute to now like there's fat fluisin answers. you can totally be one oserts, e . i'm sorry. one more time that. oh, have you been on instagram ?e >> they're like, i'm super fat and i'm really happy. >> said no one would say.people a lot of people. g if you i feel like if you have to talk about it.talk yeah. a oh, happy you are. that's like the couples have i their whole instagram like pictures of them, like every
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picture. it's like, oh man.like the smiles at each other. look, you're only ever smiling when the camera is on you. and other than that, you're screaming . so it's kind of like that. you don't want to work out. yowau don'ntrk outt have to wor do w e have to study everything? do we have to study exercise the origins off exercise? it's exercise is exercise. yeah, i think exercise startedee when you didn't want to getercie eaten by something. right. so dhen you we ran away and ta that wasmy my problem with this is the journalism here was actually very flimsy and she could have pushed it back much ,much further to different societies and beyond.t societies in beyond the anatomically anatomically modern humans. you know, what werhumans.e whate our ancestor hominids doing for millions of years? llionsthey were running to save themselves. so, yes, we are geneticallygenei programed to be fitter, soca we survive. bu arrvive survt this is just clict because people are lazy do and they know if they do actualn journalism with real facts, no one is going to click on italct
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click on it because it's boring beca because it's actually kind of boring. so they just make things up like this. usthe cat's point is an excuse to not do something you don't like. so, i mean, vacuuming is racist. >> it is washing dishes. it is it has its roots. so as long as white supremacy, i think the invented washing laundry and polishing stainless steel. so we should not be doing any of that. coming up, should jobs be blocking workers from tech? >> talking? >> do you have too much body fat? it tends to accumulate on your stomach, hips and thighs. are you struggling to lose weight? does it seem like no matter what you do, you just can't get rid of excess body fat? body fat builds over our midsection, body fat increases for lack of exercise and poor diet. the obesity research institute has found the solution. it's called lithos in life.
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qnol, the brand i trust reading people is my job. >> my my readers, they are good people caught up in a bad situation. learn to tell your son if you are still alive. i wanted all of this to stop the legal system. nothing but what are they afraid we'll find? >> you can talk at home, buthe a not on the company calling device. >> oh yes. indiana, the state named after fame archeologist indiana jones has joined several other states in banning tiktok from government.
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indiana jones. now office staff will have to goof off the old fashionedes way by putting their on xerox machines. or, i don't know, go back go ba to farming, playing basketballck or clubbing seals and their free time. >> i did. there was no names attached to that. you're assuming a lot grow up, indiana jones. >> and while you can still have the app on your personal phone, that doesn't mean you should because you're a grown adult. go outside and you shouldn'tshod have facebook on your phonn'eyop unlessho you're ninety . >> my apologies to the first row. just getting not a day over 30 , not a day. allow me a minute.allow i just losmet my fan base.
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i will miss you all. meanwhile, some colleagues like the colleagues colleges like collf oklahomag acce and auburn university are banning access to ticktock frosm campus wi-fi, which is definitely going to off the kids. also known as chinese spies, so maybe it's a step in the right direction. students will have i more time k to , i don't know, studyno and earn an education, at least i hope so, because they're going to expect us to pay forect it. kennedy tiktok. >> a good thing.>> a bad thing. i don't know, man. i mean, at this point, i'm oldw enough to remember when it was just the government who is spying on it. now, we learn from the twitter e files that the government was working with big tech to spy on us. sotech, yes, i don't like that a the communist chinese government is using this veryac popular social media appia to gather all sorts of,
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information about people. but i also want every state house is going to ban this to do the same thing and stand up the united states governments that has been abusing their power, spyin bg on americans wittingly so that you are a libertarian. so this has got to kind eat at you a little bit, right?yo >>le well, yeah, i agree with canada. i'm okay with any of the spying, okay, but also whenw we talk aboue t, you know, government state devices, i hate that language. is really what it is ,g for is taxpayers paid for these phones. we should be able to tell them to do it. i should be able to choosese you your phone background because i bought it for you.s beca usthat's a good point.ave any rs you don't have any rights, bu to what's on the government. phone with your own phone. sure, but the state devices, is a state device thatpayers taxpayers pay for. so if there's any securityif tha concernsny, there, either you have no defense also like you're at work. yeah, tiktok. government work, taxpayer phone
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for private companies. the biggest problem that we have with china is stolen intellectual property, especially on college campuses where chinese students comerk over. they work with the professors. the chinese communist partypr actually pays professorsofes not because everybody has tick-tock. they can just go right intonto your phone and see whayourt youe working on . e at a company that does biomedical engineering, for example, they can steal alle of that righdit off your phonete with keystrokes. they can take passwordal thas ay and get into the company systems. so it makes sense fromfreight a security perspective. on thi that they would ban this on private company phones. >> absolutely can'e nds, t. >> yeah, i agree with everything that's being said. and that was an interesting angle from there. i would rather have someone has a government phone. i d rather have them doing stupid tiktok videos. thembeinand writing omnibus bils and then taxes. >> right.upid i mean, they're no tikost doingy good anyway. and yeah, i happen to thinkthin, that this tiktok i thing, it's u really, you know, being
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attacking tiktok is it's finesut with me because i'm sure they stink. >> but i don't think there any worse than zuckerberg. he's stealing my informationng for his dumb metaverse. and , you know, so i know kno tick-tock is dumw b, but and alo zuckerberg, he's like running elections now. isns nowg all his moneyemocra and he's trying to elect democrats. so all of these hights tech so f companies are up to no good. so if somebody wants to do't a stupid dance video, i don't really care. and , you know, that's fine with me. mand it's a great discipline to amazon's. crazy is something strange about him again. >> oh, i'm not that strange. tirhas. okay, it took off the bow tie. up next, he has an ascot on . everyone knows that. up next, will bill cosby's to sell tickets or have him hearing insects'?
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can plan whatever he wants? i think people will make other plans. hey, i mean, like this guy, like, assaulted dozens of women. seventy two today and dozens upon dozens upon dozens. and i remember, you know, the whole believe all women thindog. i mean, look, i believe it's true that it's more likely by far tn than a woman who saysr is tel something happened or is telling the truth. but obviously it's not truth, g to be all the time. you know, there will be i wouldn't necessarily where i believe all women should i would wear a believewome dozes upon dozens of women shirt, though still comfortable saying this guy is a sexual assault monster.multiple women say this se who nobody should be going to a nobody show. >> he can do what he did. d his m.o.id was very similar to harvey weinstein. and i don't i don't wantharvey g him on project greenlight again. you know, i don't want to sehte i don't want to see oj simpson giving golf lessons.
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and bill cosby, he's a horrificn person. and .i was i was a big fan of his comedy for a long, long kid time as a kid. and it's really sad to have go a to go back in time and telckl ad your young self this guy is an absolute disgusting. and he should not be walking among us . now, at one time, he was h america's dad. you tu like you were like you tuned in to see what life lesson he wassn going to givg e you boys. >> and cats. point was, i believe every person should be heard. yes, heard. and then the facts comg e outpen whethe sr you believe it or not, investigations and whatnot. >> but whehe factsn seventy twoe . let's take, le out 2020 of you and leave. you still go t fifty to like he did exactly this. yes. all of you got together and that's not even the people anymore. re people are coming forward now more and what scenario is this even remotely okay, i meanly the
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obviously they think they have an audience that will by take us to a show. it is di it's really disgusting.sg i will see if that experiment pans out. but i don't know anybody who's interested in going to see him . after this. bu does have a fan base that thinks he's innocent and maybe they can go to a second career. o i don't know why everybody has to have a comeback story is like after somethinthing lige that, could yotsu please just go away? >> yeah. and then always skip co the redemption part. yeah, like, not really that.se sorry, please come to my show problem and try to lighten this up. >> who should open forum. joe mackey or joe davido. it'll be the funniest because all three of us would be he should not perform. >> it's terrible. but then if the gig came would be like, well it's 2 twenty minutes of time. >> i pai d as long as you go first. i don't know. you want to follow him?him. i don't know. you want to come out and be >>ke, oh, i get to tell you, i thought this is going to be another bill cosby. yeah. my god. he put the audience to sleep.
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