here at "the ingraham angle." jessica curry, one of our great, great producers, has been with us almost from the very beginning is going on to bigger and better things. she is getting married. malcolm is a lucky guy. he better take care of her. we were going to miss you. thanks for everything. she is one of the great. we have great kids on our staff. up next, "gutfeld!." ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy new year! yeah, hope you had a great new year's eve. i don't know if i did. which means i did. i'm not an optimist or a pessimist or even a gynecologist, despite what it says on my business cards, but i

always see my glass half-full especially while i am waiting for the pill to dissolve in my drink. because that's what america is. i believe we have a lot of room for optimism because, like a with the iphone at the bottom of the escalator, things can only look up. because after all right now, everything is down in the dumps, we are talking more than don lemons ratings are nancy pelosi's neckline, the economy, crime, how can this get any worse. oh, yeah, kilmeade is on today. talk about getting off on a good foot. we do have reason to think positively for a whole bunch of things. you've heard of the slippery slope and i don't mean the ramp that slides the ups delivery man into my basement. it's when stuff keeps getting worse by virtue of it already being bad. i believe 2023 is the year when

the slope hits the wall and that's because stuff just went too far. we let did not stick the driver's seat and it's time for the pendulum to swing back to some form of normalcy. the adults need to take charge. not ones in diapers. here are my predictions, basically hopes. first we start treating crime like crime again. for so long we let the far left radicals define crime as a response to injustice, like the unfairness of having to pay for deodorant instead of stealing it from cvs. or the inequity of some people not wanting to be stamped. how dare they? like kilmeade's next book, it only gets worse. >> brian: how do you know there is one? >> greg: that's true. fact is, their radical theories or as corrupt as their radical solutions but now it has to get

better because it can't get any worse. what about biology? once again we have let the slippery slope turn into a 90-degree cliff where genitals reality is so bent. with men happily calling themselves women and other men who used to be women claiming to give birth while other women claim to have penises and not the ones belonging to their husbands they keep in their purses. for a while, we sent back and we were really polite, figuring we didn't want to hurt the feelings of crazy people in public but now that the insane has taken over not just the asylums but school boards and hospitals in pediatric associate jets, i think parents have had enough and they are speaking up and speaking out and then not to identify as something else or being seen for what they truly are, nuts. hopefully parents will start taking their kids education more

seriously, seriously enough to beat the left-wing unions into retreat and send the green haired teachers babbling on tiktok back to where they belong, therapist's office. other nonscience seems to be hitting a wall. covid hysteria is being driven out by good old fashion american attitude. we canceled our lives, close our businesses and hunkered down in our homes while the big shots went on vacation or eight maskless in fancy restaurants but we are done here and it's time to move on. it's time to get masks out of schools and send them back to where they belong, with rich people. the teams cancel culture is on the ropes and dates for show and it's this audience that made that happen. sure, the weasels will still come after us, howling from their social media purchase, desperately trying to reinvigorate the mob, all the while paying a elon eight bucks a month. now is the time to send them grabbing their banks like they

are sam brinton of the southwest carousel. i'm not going to lie. i miss him. his shiny head. this is the year to do it. either you're with me or against me and frankly i don't know which one i would like more. let's welcome tonight's guests! he is on our first show of the year so we can get it out of the way. the host of "one nation" and close to "fox & friends," brian "please" kilmeade. he's open for more a-listers than stormy daniels. actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow. i thought that was funny. she has written more speeches than joe biden has stolen.

former deputy national security advisor, kt mcfarland. and finally, she is like january. cold and dark and arrives with a giant credit card bill. fox news contributor kat timpf. brian, i have a two-pronged question for you. the first prong is your resolution going to be to spend even less time with your family? and the second prong is, are you as optimistic as i am about 2023? you can answer the prongs in any order you like. >> brian: second. i will go for the second prong. >> greg: yes, okay. >> brian: second prong. i love the optimism. i can't believe it's you. you are not an optimistic guide by nature. the prompter tell you what to do or do the prompter tell you what

to do? that's the bigger story. true cancel culture is coming to a close. we are out of people to cancel. we are beginning to get off the mountain take action. guys like jimmy kimmel and others are still going after people despite spending most of his teens and 20s in blackface. i find it unbelievable. i think people looking into their closet and sing i better shut up because i can't live in the world i created. that's my second prong. the first prong again? >> greg: resolution! are you going to be on tv more or less? spend more or less time with the family, the so-called family that we never see? >> brian: less and by their request. when i come in, they are like, there's no show? where are you home so soon? it's not saturday. >> greg: there's a reason for daddy always being on tv. jamie, did you know that we changed years in alaska? >> jamie: we change years but we are five years behind.

>> greg: is you as optimistic as i am? are you cautiously optimistic? >> jamie: cautiously optimistic. we were optimistic before and things didn't turn out exactly the way we wanted but i think this is the year, don't you think it's the year? the biden administration loves new year's eve. i heard when they counted down when they got to zero, they were like interest rates haven't have gone up at all. no murders this year. oh, man. it was a good run. i had a good new year's. i'm not allowed to drink, i don't know if you know that. has anyone been so drunk, you are lying on your back looking at cloud formations trying to figure out what they look like and then you realize you're inside and your house is on f fire. [laughter] i was like, that one looks just like a fireman.

and really am optimistic. it's going to be a good year. >> greg: it could be the year that you meet that special someone. >> jamie: it could be. i just need to raise the funds. >> greg: kt, are you optimistic? my theory as it can't get worse. >> kt: i think it gets worse. >> greg: in what ways? speaker of the economy gets worse. if we have inflation are going to have an absolute crisis with china at some point in the year. the southern border, we have turned it over to drug cartels. >> greg: my monologue. i'm glad you brought it up. china and the border in the monologue and i said it doesn't work. i'll just get rid of it. you come here and you throw it back in my face. >> kt: i think it gets worse but i think ultimately gets better. >> greg: you have to go through the fire. >> kt: you need a burning

platform before the american people think they've had enough. i think we get, it gets worse. we have a real recession and we have insulation. the homeless thing is bad, the drug thing, the china thing is bad. who knows. maybe we have a bigger war with russia. then the american people say okay, i've had enough. >> greg: could be our culture has changed so much that we are so separated that a lot of things lately you mentioned have an effective a lot of people. homelessness. only the people in cities are talking about it. people don't pay attention. they don't even know china owns tiktok. >> kt: if you're in the flyover states, you are dealing with that. you are in states where people are leaving. that's not a city problem is much as it's a rural problem so i think the problems are all over. i just don't think it's bad enough. >> greg: you are a sunshiny rainbow. thank god you're all dressed in black. you are the grim reaper.

you're in bed before the show. could you kill kilmeade? >> kt: are you trying to get money for your gofundme thing? >> greg: kat, are you optimistic? >> kat: no. i think something bad is going to happen. i don't think we know what is going to be. i'm not good with optimism or high hopes. to avoid needlessly worrying, what i do is remind myself how many of the dramatic things in my life were also complete surprises. don't worry. it's going to be okay. don't worry. you'll never see it coming. >> greg: the things that keep you up at night are never the things. >> kat: no. you worry for nothing and then you don't worry when you should have. something real bad is going to happen, we cannot even imagine. we don't know yet so we shouldn't worry about it. >> greg: think about that, jamie. >> jamie: i've never been so worried about everything. what's going on. >> greg: i've got a positive message. at least it builds my positive

message. >> kat: i'm still sitting he here. >> greg: how was your new year's eve? >> kat: it was fun. i went to julie banderas'. >> greg: wow. wasn't invited to that either. >> j>> brian: media. >> greg: i can see that. no one watches that. >> brian: your old slot on saturday? >> greg: i love brian. up next, newsom goes on a be bender. >> if you would like free tickets to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join the studio audience. amel repair because it penetrates deep into the tooth to help actively repair acid-weakened enamel. i recommend pronamel repair to my patients.

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>> greg: could california's leftward motion sent it tumbling toward the ocean? california goes full commie with a local law tsunami. hairbrush enthusiast gavin newsom assigned a handful of radical new laws are now in effect as of january 1. one law makes california sanctuary stayed for trans children. because you know how unsafe it is for them around the country. it's good to see gavin care so much about the private parts of kids but it's no surprise since he is a big weenie. yeah, i went there. another law to punish doctors and the dissemination of so-called misinformation related to covid. that's rich. doctors are being judged for accuracy by people who refer to castration as gender affirmation. then there's the so-called freedom to walk act which has nothing to do with flying spirit

air. it is -- it decriminalize his jaywalking due to racism. it presumes black people are poor and can't pay their jaywalking find so they are letting everyone jaywalk so in california they will all likely to be hit by you walls speeding out of town. there is also one of the law that lets nurses perform abortions without a doctor which makes sense, who needs a doctor when you're only saving one patient. ooh. which brings us to the safer streets for all act. that too criminalizes loitering for, meaning working girls can hang out in public looking for johns or jamies. he pays them to laugh at his jokes. jamie, do you think these laws

are strange? you have laws in alaska. >> jamie: we have crazy laws. there's a law that if you go to a bar and buy a drink, you can't buy more than one serving. if i order a pitcher of beer, have to go, these are the three people i am drinking with. >> greg: i thought you said you don't drink. >> jamie: i was talking about some laws i can't partake in. we have the cell phone driving law in alaska, you know that one, if you're talking on your cell phone and you're driving and you see a policeman, you have to put your phone down for a second. the jaywalking one, am i wrong, it's racist to make this a law. >> greg: exactly. >> jamie: it wasn't racist until they said we're not going to do it because you can afford it and if you read the fine print of the jaywalking law it says they can still give a ticket if the person is in danger, if they are doing something that could endanger themselves.

i like the punishment that we had in place before this, getting killed by a car. >> greg: in the name of her true signaling, you're putting people at risk. >> kat: i have always considered jaywalking laws to be an insult my intelligence. >> greg: really? >> kat: yes. >> greg: why? >> kat: i'm not going to walk in front of an oncoming car because i know that's not good for me. what are they saying by this? i think you're so stupid they are going to walk in front of an oncoming car that you have to give me money. if they really think i'm that stupid, they should be giving me the money because i probably can't make that much because i'm too stupid to not walk in front of incoming traffic. >> greg: but you noticed, there's been an increase in pedestrian deaths in new york city. i just made that up. >> brian: you did. that's not based on anything. >> kat: jamie, obviously you shouldn't drink if you would going to bars by yourself and ordering a whole picture. the fact that you know that's a

law, i don't know that's a law. >> greg: you are for that law? >> kat: i'm not for most loss. >> greg: i know that. >> kat: if you're going to hurt somebody else that's one thing. the reason i don't jaywalk in front of incoming traffic is not because i'm worried about the fine. i like being alive, at least for right now. [applause] >> greg: all right. i didn't see the jaywalking, kt, i didn't see that one be the thing that set you off. now i know better. >> kat: you never know. >> greg: and will not wait for a light. i will just cross. what do you make of this? in toto? >> kt: i thought that was a little dog. it's a weird thing. it's going to be illegal and is

going to be punishable by some board of doctors if you spread covid misinformation. who decides what's misinformation questionnaire where just about avenue congress was going to investigate all this other stuff. what if they decide maybe these guys were wrong. fauci has changed his mind a number of times. i would like to figure out who is in charge of saying what's a lie and who's going to prosecute. prosecutions could come from the other direction. >> greg: that's why you don't want to have of this. it always swings back. it's like to be able to complain about the electoral college switch parties they lose. >> brian: can i say something, you are the host. she is the smartest one here. she is trying -- she's not trying to win meg over you, she is trying to win over jamie and jamie is not even paying attention. why?

>> jamie: i heard. i agree. who's going to decide what's misinformation i was paying attention because my ex-wife was crowned miss information. >> greg: there was a strange comment. you are trying to break apart the show. >> brian: i am. >> greg: "fox & friends" list where you hate each other. they despise each other. ainslie, the things she says. >> brian: the anger as we tossed to carly. she is a beast. i did my homework. can i go? transgender kids want other kids to aspire to transgender, not even teens, kids to come to california pay penalties for doctors for misinformation. let's see. dr. fauci said don't worry about this virus. it's okay to be a problem. don't worry about masks.

wear goggles. he could come through your eyes we have kids playing soccer and football. decriminalizing jaywalking is racist because too many black people are pulled over and find by racist cops which is just a despicable flaw. nurses do abortions? since when? because of youtube, they feel they can do it? remain a crime. they want to remove the social stigma around social work. since when is there a stigma around work? state control of the fast food restaurant business? they want everyone to get paid and tell everyone how much they want to tell everybody what to wear.

v7 i had no idea you were pro h. it's awesome. >> brian: i just say i am op open. this is why who wants to launch his presidential bid. it's crazy. >> jamie: i wouldn't have reviewed the topics if i'd known brian was going to read all of them. [laughter] a >> greg: we've got to move on. that was impressive. i might compliment you later. >> brian: i know that's going to be edited out. >> greg: that's all the time we have. we'll make it a rough edit so people notice that we just cut it out. next, if you stop growing taller, will climate issues get smaller it's simple. anything else i can help you with? like what? visionworks. see the difference. this cough. [sfx: coughs]

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>> greg: welcome back. is the planet's plate a problem of height? an op-ed implied it's time for a tall person genocide.

do you like that? a recent op-ed in "the new york times" suggests short people are better for the environment. apparently they've never seen when dana perino thompson to the east river. the essay titled, there's never been a better time to be short argues those of us who are high challenged are best suited for long-term survival. we tend to live longer in the present world of increasing windmills. but we also require less food and resources and therefore create less strain on the planet although we do require wood and plastics for our stepping st stools. conversely the times says the evolutionary advantage of being tall is no longer need to do in modern society, leveraging your larger size against animals or other people doesn't earn you higher wages. technology has leveled the playing field except on actual playing fields but i stopped paying attention to sports after i discovered neck massagers.

>> brian: what? >> greg: sizes no longer relevant in battle if you can't fight. you have weapons, you can't reach the top shelf, hire a tall poor person. the author shares with pride how her own children of the smallest in her class which is great because they are pretty much guaranteed male leads in the snow white movies. for more go to our height correspondent, joe devito. what is the latest? >> thanks, greg. the world has never been better for short people. our tiny feet leave a smaller carbon footprint and we can order off the children's menu and for the first time in history men will brag about having fewer inches. back to you, greg. >> greg: thanks, joe. kt, i'm going to blow this whole thing out of the water.

i said this on "the five." this is not about height. it's about size but they can't say size. they can't say it's better to be thinner than fatter because when you lose your job so they say short rather than tall because you can make fun of height even though ironically people can control their height at all but you can control your weight. >> kt: it's very subtle. i haven't thought about that. >> greg: am i positing these subtle -- >> kt: there is something to the short person advantage. >> greg: really? >> kt: i did my research and if you add an additional inch in height, men have 7% more likelihood of getting cancer and women have 5.7% more likelihood of getting cancer. who knows of these are real statistics. >> greg: i'm glad you brought them without knowing if they are real. >> kt: i just want to point out.

people do not know how you got your start. you are ahead of the small person thing a long time ago. >> greg: i wrote -- >> kt: i read that. >> greg: plain and ugly and high challenged have no activist group. >> kt: i'm talking about when he went to the dwarf conference. you are so far ahead of it. >> greg: i love this. it was have publishers conference and i brought little people. as guests. as my guests. you're right, that was 2001. that was a long time ago. >> brian: how scared are you that the former deputy terry secretary of state got so much wrong about the story. our country was doomed in the '80s. >> greg: how tall are you? >> brian: 5'9", 5'10". this one woman said i married my

husband who is short but the good news is that forced him to develop his wit. because he developed his wit, i was attractive. if you're tall, you don't really have to develop anything. >> greg: look at jesse watters. all jesse watters does is act like bill o'reilly. >> brian: and comb his eyebrows. the thing that i would like to add, can i continue? >> greg: but yes but make it quick. >> brian: you started talking about optimism. if you want to know how great we are in 2022, compare us to the 1980s when randy newman wrote the song "short people have no reason to live" and i won't sing it but i'll say it. they got little cars. they go beep, beep, beep. little voices, pete, pete, p. don't want no short people around here. we are 30 years later embracing the same people they were told to go home in the 1980s, america is a better place.

>> greg: i seem to remember that being a comedy song. >> brian: really? i took it serious. a >> greg: you actually went out and killed short people because randy newman told you to. he's going, no, it was all about bigotry. our women driving the heightism. >> kat: it was a woman who wrote this article, which is why i was like "shut up." what's the bad thing about being a woman of being short? the worst thing is you can't play in the wnba? if it bothers you, just tell people that you do. no one watches it. they won't know the difference. [applause] i wish i was even shorter than i am. so cute, little nugget. you're so cute. if you're a guy, you don't want

to hear that. >> greg: you don't want to have people tell you that you have adorable feet. >> kat: probably not. >> greg: cheney, let me ask, would your wife have left you if you were taller? >> jamie: oh, my god, i don't know. i didn't know was that big of an attribute. maybe i would've been okay. i am a totally different theory about this article. my theory is this woman is trying to make her short husband feel better. the reason i say this is because i was a big fan of her other piece "big penises are terrible for your lower back." is that going to make a show? >> greg: yeah. medical terminology rather than slang. >> jamie: i think tall people kind of ruin stuff. i swear once i was hiking with my friend david. we were in california. were going up to this crest that

overlooked the ocean and i swear i was walking he was like, it's so beautiful. i walked 15 more minutes. to see the view. he saw the view 15 minutes before me. i was like dude, you've got to deal spoiler alert. i've never seen the end of that hike. >> greg: one if there is an algorithm to see how far people can see ahead. >> jamie: tall people can see the future. i was like, you are at my wedding. he should have said something. >> greg: should have said, this is bad, get out. couldn't see that far in the future. maybe if he would've invited me to the wedding, things would've turned out different. instead, we are getting married. coming up, they would kitchen? sorted. hot tub, why not? and of course, puppy-friendly. we don't like to say perfect, but it's pretty perfect. booking.com, booking.yeah. i'd like to thank our sponsor liberty mutual.

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>> greg: you want to reduce your big fat booty? find a club that's not as snooty. equinox offers this solution: go somewhere else with your

new year's resolution. equinox is making headlines for preventing people from signing up on january 1 which i believe was sunday anyone who has tried was met with the message you're not new year's resolution. your life doesn't start at the beginning of the year and that's not being part of equinox is about. fine, i'm taking my business to fuddruckers. the campaign is called "we don't speak in january," proving that the copywriter worked for john fetterman. the slogan at gold's gym, sign up now and the first injections are free. basically equinox wanted to discourage certain people from joining, those who spent all of december becoming fat drunks and then joined a gym in january to work out there before getting too lazy to go or make a phone call to cancel their membership. i think i have a photo of that.

anyway. this makes no sense. people who pay memberships but don't go are the perfect member to have. more money and less work for you. in any case, having to wait one day to sign up for equinox probably isn't the biggest barrier. it's a fact that membership cost hundreds of dollars a month and you're not even allowed to live there. bad news for you, brian. kat, do you go to equinox? >> kat: no. >> greg: you act like i asked you if you ever eat poop. >> kat: the only reason people go there is so they can say they go there. i wouldn't go. it's dumb. people go there to feel better than other people. >> greg: doesn't this fit their brand? >> kat: it does. it's not like oh, wait, we are just discovering it's an elitist brand. they charge him was $400 a month. running is free.

there is workout videos you can do on the computer, on the internet. i do that. >> greg: it's like hints from heloise. >> kat: i don't get any of your [...] reference. >> brian: you are not into working out. the jane fonda videotapes still work. i would say greg. >> greg: keep going. >> brian: i used to sell memberships. i was doing stand up and i thought i better get a day job. i was selling mentorships -- memberships and if they told me in january you couldn't sell memberships, i would resign. people usually work solid commission. >> greg: jamie, i was going to ask if you work out but clearly

you don't. >> jamie: i don't. it's $385 for something a month. for real. at planet fitness, it's like for $19 a month, you cannot work out. this one is like 400 to not work out. i went there once on a guest pass with a friend of mine that has little bit of cash. it is like -- they don't have a rowing machine, they have a yacht. some guys have tons of money. this one guy wanted me to come over to see his golden shower. i go, that is... somebody is wealthy. >> greg: how do they do that? and yet i still go. [laughs] kt. have you ever been to equinox. i used to belong to it and then in the pandemic i stopped going. i am one of the people that they lost. >> kt: i am over 70. that is an inappropriate question. >> greg: it is a gym. >> kt: i think it's brilliant

marketing. totally. how many people were going to sign up on january 1? >> brian: a lot. >> kt: may be 5,000. it was on a sunday. people are still recovering. it was a one-day thing. the next day, you could sign up and pay her $500 a month. what did they get for this? they got national publicity. everybody is talking about equinox gym. i think it was simply a lot of free publicity and quite brilliant. if you're going to spend that kind of money on january 1, you are still committed to spending that much money in january 2. musk think planet hollywood's colors are too bright? >> greg: i was thinking about that. purple and yellow. >> kat: you said planet hollywood. >> brian: i said planet hollywood? i was thinking planet fitness. [laughs] >> greg: that's the best.

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>> greg: five word story. bachelor parties are no more. i think that's five. all right, brian. a poll find 65% of people believe bachelor and bachelorette party should be an opportunity for the bride and groom to relax instead of party. did you have a bachelor party? you seem like somebody who would and then something horrible happened and you had to swear everybody to secrecy. >> brian: if you wanted to do a preinterview like every other, you wouldn't assume things. if you think about it, a bachelor party that gets out of control, you probably shouldn't be getting married. it is another example building on the theme of the show that life is going in the right direction for america. we say listen, you're about to get married and your life is about to change. what about one weekend hanging out with your same friends. >> greg: you're going to do that for the rest of your life.

just be alone? where'd you get these ideas? the idea bit of sickness? >> brian: they say that a great interviewer listens to his guests. you are the opposite. next time i'm going to just say pass. >> greg: that would be awe awesome. that show called password? who in five people think bachelor and bachelorette parties are more memorable than the wedding. you can fill in the question with an insult. do you agree with your wedding? being that it was so forgetful to your wife. >> jamie: i get it now. >> greg: i wanted you to take part in the question asking. >> jamie: i swear, not to go there the road with this but it kind of makes me sad that they would get rid of bachelorette parties. but to be fair, my family owns a penis straw factory.

>> greg: those are the only places you see them. not a huge demand for penis straws except bachelorette parties. >> jamie: it's a huge market for us. but i'm with kilmeade. i don't think they should do it. it's bad for the marriage and if you love someone you wouldn't do that. i will admit i did have a bachelor party in alaska. the worst place to have a stripper. we hired her. she was hourly and by the time she got her snow pants off, we were out of money. >> greg: you are the only person who can make snow pants funny. no pants. a stripper in snow pants, kt, i bet you get this a lot, being in the navy. kt uh-huh. >> greg: i know, you're thinking, it's almost over. did you have a bachelorette

party? >> kt: i have a lunch at the white house. >> greg: wow. can't beat that. i usually have lunch at arby's. the white house doesn't have curly fries. >> kt: they have very nice fries. they didn't republican administrations. democrats might be having sweet potato fries that are fried. >> greg: are you pro or con? >> kt: i've been married almost 40 years. it has worked. >> tulsi: there you go. 40 years. >> jamie: the last time i had lunch at a restaurant, i saw brian working out. >> brian: i made a mistake. i meant to say planet fitness. >> greg: oh, my god, that's so funny.

>> brian: i make one mistake. >> greg: just one, brian. did you have a bachelorette party? >> kat: no. not of the ten years before i met my husband. i have said this before and i will say it again. if you didn't take advantage of your single years before you got married, drinking out of a penis straw next year because it isn't going to solve it. >> greg: if you are in a bar where there is a bachelor or bachelorette party, no one else in that restaurant or bar likes you. you're in a bubble thinking "i love you" and everybody is hugging each other and everybody else wants to stab you. >> kat: i might have one now. is it too late? >> greg: have it the planet fitness. everyone at planet fitness is at planet hollywood. >> brian: which is out of business but i don't want to slow you guys down. >> greg: you should go jogging

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>> greg: we are out of time. thanks to brian kilmeade, kt mcfarland, jamie lissow, kat timpf. >> trace: good evening, everyone. welcome back and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." i am trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight: football fans rally for damar hamlin outside uc medical center where he remains in the icu in critical condition but his uncle says he has improved. a full report and jim gray straight ahead. idaho murder suspect bryan ko