>> my administration will work to make things better at the border using the tools we have, and the failure to pass him up on the plan has increased challenges we are seeing at the south border, no one knows this better than the vice president. >> laura: wait, wait, i'm sure the vice president and that one visit and made her an expert, thanks for watching, "gutfeld!" next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: stop it! oh, you are a -- stop it! stop it coming you are making me blush all over. could be the hives. savvy thursday, i love thursday,

it's like tuesday is hotter mysterious cousin where tuesday says sorry, guys, i have to stay in and do my homework, thursday is like, hey, what are you doing here? why don't you swing by my van and we can party, just had the upholstery scotchgarded. speaking of parties, what a transition, an amazing contrast of two governors had their inauguration speech as well one spoke of celebrating policies leading to unprecedented population growth, the other groveled to citizen she once mocked for leaving her state. first the empress of eyebrows. new york governor kathy houck goal vowing to her state of better place to live, once she t who replaced her botox with crazy glue. roll it. >> we must and will make our state safer. this means new yorkers can walk our streets, ride our subways,

our kids can go to school free from fear. we have to make our state more affordable. just struggling to pay rent, food to get to their jobs, they are hurting and we must reverse the trend of people leaving the state in search of lower cost and opportunities elsewhere. >> greg: ordering the national guard to bomb florida and texas with no other solutions. now admits people are leaving in search of lower costs and opportunities elsewhere. i guess that includes the opportunity to not get stabbed or pushed in front of the subway. activities that blossomed under her watch as she continues to defend no cash bail. of course the same jackass who told happy new yorkers to beat it to florida, turns out she was telling them good advice. >> we are here to say that the era of trump and selden, and erin otto, head on a bus and go to florida where you belong, get

out of town! >> greg: notice how she said bus! even she knows that thanks to her higher taxes and gas prices, we can't afford to fly or drive. the message was clear, take a hike if you disagree with my views and if you are headed to the villages, bring a lot of. [laughter] believe me, i have been there. but now that this hypocrite is in office, she is begging all those taxpayers that she wants mocked to come back. she is like a blubbering ex-pleading for forgiveness after dumping you and then seeing you suddenly date a richer healthier partner. i would say that she is two faced, which is good since the one she already has is stretched too thin. and as usual, the media is letting this slide. check out the headline from "the new york times," at inauguration hochul vows to make new york safer and more affordable, wait, you may like

florida? or texas, or at this rate, somalia. what a stupid headline, that's like saying after killing his wife, o.j. hopes to lead his next wife live. [laughter] thank you. yes, i thought it was good. [applause] >> tyrus: he was acquitted by his peers! >> greg: you are right, you're right. but where do dems like hochul think this was headed, did they think they would be okay living in this liberal hole? but new york has such great theater, it's true, but it's hard just take your sister to see revival of with jim belushi if she is recovering from a stabbing in times square. overbearing covert restrictions created a play so bad that the only way to keep residents from leaving as if there is a berlin wall around them. and now they act like they don't see this coming, sorry, hochul,

you can't say your eyes weren't wide open. and not letting this go. it's obvious i am miss steltzer. it's not the guy leaving in town, it's like rich who pay the taxes who keep cities afloat, and it's not just them who left, corporations bolted like james corden fleeing a restaurant when the bill comes. in hindsight, aoc did jeff bezos a favor by keeping them out of this hell scape, barclays goldman sachs relocated to florida, north carolina, tennessee where people are polite and heavily armed, the way that god intended. yes! at least they did not shoot their guns in the air! anyway, tech company as did the same in liberal run california what jobs fleeing to texas, to

me it is a good sign, it is capitalism having an allergic reaction to socialism, and wall hochul was begging people to come back, governor ron desantis was congratulating them on getting out. speak of the policies by the states have sparked a mass exodus from the jurisdictions with florida serving as the most desired destination in promised land of sanity, many of the cities and states have embraced fetish ideology at the expensive enduring principle. we will not allow reality, facts, and truth to become optional. we will never surrender to the woke mob, florida is where woke goes to die. >> greg: where woke goes to die should be the new state motto, because it is true, it is where they go to die, well, that and the elderly.

and i don't blame them, it is great! i'm going to go there and die! soon! new hampshire has been saying live free or die for 75 years, when is the last time they killed anybody? phonies, but ron desantis is right, both have six-figure population loss since 2020, while texas and florida have seen growth in the six-figure range, bottom line the blue states have their work cut out for them otherwise in five years when someone forwards in new york, l.a., or sf it will go for miles, but they may already be on the case, check out this ad i saw late last night. ♪ ♪ >> all of you great people who left new york for florida, we want you back! we made tons of changes since you haven't gone anywhere level we have done with the place. like in our library is where every night is now due to dress like ladies' night, and we heard you hate unnecessary lockdowns which is why we are not locking down anyone including the

central park -- the downtown her, and the red there, why pay 250 bucks to see mickey mouse when you can see tons of real mice for free. >> wow, that is awesome! >> that's right, kid, and tons of entertainment options for the whole family like crazy guy yelling on street corner, and sidewalk slasher, and if you felt like there were too many old people in florida, don't worry, in new york our leaders took care of that years ago. and in florida it's hot all the time, but new york has all seasons, hot, really hot, cold, and [bleep] this. so come back to new york, where we promise to kill u.s.! >> greg: welcome to tonight's guests! he makes wing tips stripes and sock garters look, larry kudlow!

his wits are drier than a martini stirred with beef jerky, best-selling author and fox news contributor douglas murray! she is banned from more restaurants like trans fats, fox news contributor cat tif, and he always lifts free weights, because gyms agree not to charge him, heavyweight champion tyrus! lawrence, always a pleasure to see you, what you make of the flip-flop, will she forget? >> larry: what did she flip flop? >> greg: told everybody she wanted to leave, now she wants them to go. >> larry: she will lose them anyway, she is a loser, you're right about the botox problem in the eyebrows, that was nancy pelosi coming remember her eyes never blinked for four or five years. >> greg: i will do the same

thing, blinking takes a lot of work, so if i can freeze my face and never have to blink, think about how i could use that energy and other more proactive ways. >> larry: as i was saying before you started that, i think the best part of the story, by the bye is that ron desantis gave a heck of a good second inaugural speech and looking at a very serious presidential candidate, and the woke stuff is important, very important, but also important he does not want to spend a lot of money, he will not tolerate higher taxes, he is not antibusiness regulator, he is not anti-fossil fuels, everything new york is sent, florida is, and the other thing about hochul that you forgot and your monologue, there is no electricity in new york anymore, you can't get electricity, it's either too expensive or no pipelines or are no gas, or no

nuclear power, so it could be a chilly winter which will play into the hands and ron desantis should run against a hochul or a gavin newsom of california. >> greg: that would be a great choice. >> larry: it is a model. a new york model, got that right, versus a free market capitalism model. and guess who is winning? >> greg: we know, because i said so already, jeez, larry, why do you have two -- we have to talk after this. >> larry: about botox? >> greg: yes! douglas coming to move from england to new york, would you move to new york to florida? >> i was in florida the other day, and friends who moved from new york turning up with catalogs for properties now, it's quite annoying, they are very evangelical, you have to move down here, why didn't you move down here? everything is better, i said i did not leave london to move to a suburb of miami.

i love the city, i love new new york. >> greg: jacksonville? great restaurants, and as far as you can see. >> douglas: i don't want to be down on my enemy or any of these places, but new york is new york, it is one of the great cities of the world. it is down on its luck a little bit and they could come back. i'm not here for theater. i'm here for you, greg. that is why i'm here. >> greg: finally he admits it, and it's a great comparison what we are seeing. >> it is, it is, and it is absurd, it is as you said in the monologue, like sort of a teenage like thing, i love you, i hate you, i love you, go away, leave, come back, why are you coming back? she chased away coming in oh, this city lost, what was it, 10% of the higher earners, the people paying the burden of the

taxes. who support the homeless, all of the stuff and people are worrying about the deficit and much more. >> larry: there are no rich people in new york, we need rich people, somebody has to stand up for rich people, greg. >> greg: i want to be the gone to for the rich. it is just an excuse to wear a diaper. i don't know what that means! i don't know what i am talking about, haven't we made that clear since the show started, i have no expertise in anything. you have some sort of allegory to what kathy hochul was talking about, or did you use it? >> kat: the ones that are like go away, i never want to see you again, there is always this insane chemistry, which i don't feel for kathy. [laughter] i don't think she has it for me either, so it's fair, but she

has -- she wants to make new york more affordable, so i had a really good idea for her, but it might be crazy, when people make money, let them keep it. right? i think that the crime problem gets too much credit for sending people away when really even in new york there was a 0% chance he would get mont on the street, there is still the hundred% chance that you will get mugged by the state, which in florida there is not, so that is the biggest thing for me. >> greg: it is so true, i think it is the highest in the country. it is insane, tyrus, last word to you, what say you about my tremendous monologue? i saw you almost cry. >> tyrus: yes, i almost cry everyday before we come on. [laughter] but i think it is funny, is when her term is up, she moves to florida, i think that that is definitely going to happen.

and to you two think that you are fooling people by saying all the rich people left, they haven't. >> kat: they are here. [laughter] >> tyrus: trying to be slick. >> kat: i was like wait, i did not know that you moved. >> tyrus: don't paying any attention to me, guys. >> larry: a guy has to learn a living. >> greg: you are so rich your accountant has an accountant. >> larry: this is golden age stuff, somebody has to stand up for rich people. >> tyrus: you are the rich ghost of new york. i just think like, she can't make up her mind, and not to disagree with you, but it is not a teenage girl, that is a grown ass woman who will tell you to get the hell out of the house, and then she will walk outside, where do you think you are going? what coming you said get out? now you listen?

you know what i'm saying, get back in the house, what are the neighbor is going to say? it's the same thing, they are mad at people left but they have to pretend like good riddance, because then the rest of us get to deal with it. and i love the fact that you love new york, give it another six months. bring him back. >> that's what everyone says. >> tyrus: 20 has half of the "phantom of the opera" a mask on from the stabbing we will see how he is doing. >> larry: i will go into musical theater! like 17 livings, sir, you're good. >> greg: up next, canada's thought controlling themes prove that the ends justifies the means. psoriasis really messes with you. try. hope. fail. no one should suffer like that.

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famous heroic string, i speak of jordan peterson who could lose his license for speaking his mind and making leftists lose what is left of theirs, the ontario college of a psychologist, those guys, the profession's governing body is demanding that peterson undergo mandatory social media communication training following complaints over stuff that he said online. translation, they want to castrate his mind, i'm sorry, gender affirm his mind. [laughter] so what did he say that upset so many people? he called trans actor elliot page by his former name, he was critical of prime minister justin trudeau's covid travel restrictions, when in canada he had to show proof of vaccine reported dogsled. and he objected to calling a plus size "sports illustrated" model beautiful, maybe he thought she was a sea lion! after appointing an investigator, the college

released their decision, telling him that his comments "undermine the public trust in the profession as a whole? undermine the profession and raise questions about your ability to carry out your responsibilities as a psychologist! so now they want him to take what he is calling a reeducation class, and get this, they want him to pay 225 bucks an hour for the class, i don't even pay that much for a massage, and larry has great hands! but, yes, you flirt! but jordan says he won't comply, and now will face a disciplinary hearing, they could give them the death penalty, which in canada is listening to neil young's last album. yet, in your face, neil young, all right, douglas, i don't know about you, but jp might be the worst guy to order into a reeducation program, don't they know his background, he kicked off the attack on cancel culture

and wokism. >> larry: i feel quite personally about this, and he has done this so many times, universities, they have been doing it for ages on this qualification, people who have never ever been patients of his make these complaints, these frivolous complaints and he has to spend all of these hours defending himself, and then the canadian of psychological association or whatever they are all right to him and say, you have to come for us to train you and how to communicate, sorry, jordan is the most famous communicator ever to come out of canada, so like who the hell do you think you are to tell them to behave or charge him for it? >> greg: you forgot celine dion. >> larry: aydin ants, including celine dion! okay, but just the insult of it,

and nothing that pains me most about this is if you try to think of anyone who has done more to help people who are suffering in their lives, disadvantaged, have not got much going for them, or think they haven't, need to have help to make their families better, to make their careers better, to make their lives better, nobody has done more than john peterson, so these guys in canada can go to hell, i hope they do, well, they are in canada, anyway. [laughter] they are halfway there! >> greg: they are halfway there coming have to reiterate that he has helped more patients than any psychologist on earth, even before he wrote these books, he did so much, but kat, what is the real story? 225 bucks an hour to tell people how to operate on social media, that is something you should be doing.

>> kat: yes. [laughter] i should, it is funny that -- because he was the guy to say that this was what was going to happen. so they are just proving him right, and i know that the pronoun stuff has been kind of the center of the conversation, the most trendy thing to talk about, but to me the scariest thing is that this includes criticisms of justin trudeau, that's why we have the first amendment and the united states is to protect the freedom to speak whatever we want to about the government without the government retaliating against us, so i think that that is really scary to think about something like that happening, but there is no way he is doing at the end he will just become even more famous. >> greg: to that point, says he might do it, but make it public. he will agree if it is public. >> tyrus: we have had the honor of having mr. peterson on the show, and if i could ever advise someone like that would be look at a piece of paper they are holding on, that they are

threatening with, what does it become? it's not worth what it was when you got it, let them have it, don't give in because why come for? we have to wait until historic when great men speak, and it's the same movie, martin luther king at the time when he was speaking about stuff, attacked, ruin, gone after, same thing, because what is he really guilty of? probably the only public figure that talks about young men, who talks about lost young men, the most dangerous thing in this country is a lost young man. does not matter color of skin, he is the only one who is willing to talk about it, why everyone is supposed to talk a soft, out of place, we don't belong anymore, he is willing to deal with that on the front line, so i would say because we know the university of phoenix is beautiful this time of year, if canada takes away, come over

to the good u.s. of a., come through mexico, get a bus ti ticket! [cheers and applause] we will set you up with a nice little computer. >> larry: he would be the one person they stop at the border. >> greg: it took you long time to get that out, but it was good. >> tyrus: i'm just a guy trying to make a living! [cheers and applause] >> greg: would you ever, fox said you have to go to social media reeducation, they demanded it, would you do it? >> i feel like one of these electro- charging things you have to wear, the movie a beautiful mind. i mean, it would be an incredible thing. look, the guy is a free speech advocate, absolutely. he does not like pronouns much, i understand that. i am having a perfectly good binary day myself, not a pro

problem. >> greg: are you binary or nonbinary? >> larry: the way that you attacked governors botox, i think that that was very difficult. >> greg: are you binary or nonbinary? are you a woodland nymph? >> larry: i'm just a guy trying to earn a living. >> greg: are you a spirit animal? >> larry: we will get to that later. >> greg: that usually means i'm getting punished! >> larry: [laughs] >> tyrus: we need you, jordan peterson! so much work to be done right here in the studio. the >> greg: i would like to think that i have helped out a lot of young men, tyrus. >> tyrus: get here as fast as you can. >> greg: we have to move on, up next, lefties football with glee, proving they are dumb to the tenth degree. ♪ ow, ow ♪ ♪ with a big, fresh carrot ♪ ♪ and a whole lot of cheese ♪

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liberal jackals known with tackles, and to use joy behar otherwise known as 2 tons no f fun. slimming football and their fans, there are enormous male fan base. they made their comments in response to public bills player demar hamlin's on-field injury, i guess both joys thought it would be a good time to show their brain injuries. first1. >> 45% of americans think tackle football is appropriate, heterosexual men voted the most support for kids doing football, and conservatives are more likely to support to youth tackle football. just saying. >> greg: just saying, so joy hates football which is sad, since her nickname in college was also the fridge. [laughter]

>> greg: thank you, but in her kitchen, every ball was a super bowl. [laughter] thank you. just came up with that. but let's check the scoreboard, conservative support youth football wall liberal with self castration, and here is the evil spectacle of football. >> another tragic reminder of the inherent violence of the sport and the humanity of the young men who put their health and safety on the line for the nfl's modern-day gladiator spectacle. >> greg: another tragic reminder that her show is still on the air. but she has a point and it is an obvious one that anyone can make, they do put their safety on the line, and they know that and can get paid a ton of money for it, i am not a fine of a

violent sports from foursquare, that hurts, but let's not pretend that they have agency in making those decisions, but if only we had a modern-day gladiator spectacle, i for one would look great in a leather loincloth. and my early videos, pumping for pompeii. you know, tyrus, he played football coming to understand the risks involved, and probably have been entered, what do you make at the joys? >> tyrus: first of all, who cares, anybody who says tackle football and it is not a movie from the '70s, shut up. [applause] okay, football! here's the problem, they are just too selfish and narcissistic for anything to be not about themselves. this is about the young man who had a freak accident. it was not a normal occurrence,

and then -- it is his story, that's all we should be talking about. and this week we have good news, there is a good chance it looks like neurological stuff is all going to come back. and we should be talking about his recovery, and we all should be talking about the response. lo and behold america is full of loving human beings. okay? they were in on twitter, they came out and we saw the reactions, they donated to his charity, which i am not a religious man, and i see people praying, and that felt good to see you. i was like that gives me hope, horrible situation, but i did nothing to with anything else, literally did a flip, hit his head, almost died, do we get rid of them every time you are driving a car, some to get in an accident, these things happen. no football player says i am going to die for this. if i was in college and they said to me, are you ready to die for this? i will be like, yo, let me see that math book again. okay, you give all you can come he got there, and as a young man in his 20s it is the only

sport, the only thing athletics that you can make that kind of money in your 20s. so again, it's not about anything else than that young man and getting better. [applause] >> larry: i totally agree with tyrus, the blessing is, you know, when he finally came to, the first thing you said was who won the game? and it was very positive sign for his recovery. there are a lot of dangerous sports in america, a lot of people participate. but this stuff is just -- these women, they are just trying to emasculate men, that is her goal, always was their goal. they are going to try to pull it aside of all of that nobody should pay any mind to it, but it would be a good thing, okay, beside standing up for rich people, how about standing up her men just for the heck of it? just one time. my last point is, i know that you are into this loincloth thing, but --

>> douglas: let's not go back there. it's late night show, people want to sleep after this. ask before you talk about gladiators, how good was the gladiator with russell crowe? it's a fabulous movie, i've seen it ten times. and there is no male emasculation in there. >> greg: that is a profound argument for bringing back gladiator death, because the movie was good! the movie was great. >> larry: we need more of that, much more! it's a great debate! >> tyrus: just saying. >> greg: douglas, you are from the u.k. where you have a sport called soccer. >> douglas: i know that this was going to happen, i just knew it. >> greg: they consider it a sport, right? [laughter] >> douglas: many people do, around the world. >> greg: it is charming, because children love to play with that little ball and mike

annette, and they get orange slices, and then they grow up and they play a sport. [laughter] >> douglas: yes, yes. >> greg: do you have any comments? [laughter] >> tyrus: he literally just wanted to -- >> greg: i would love to hear your description for cricket. no, joy number one was particularly interesting, because it seemed that she was under the impression the world will be better off not just without conservatives, but without heterosexuals. [laughter] and somewhere along the line there is a problem there, isn't there? for the species as a whole. >> larry: a world without men. >> douglas: the other thing is, it's the world of safety is him, where as long as the world is completely safe at all times, then it will be okay. now, you know, football, soccer, if you like, a lot of sports are

dangerous, i don't much care for golf come but the one or few times i was on a golf course, saw a guy get hit on the head and he fell over, oh, my god, it's golf, you have to stop it, it's so dangerous, all of these people get hit. you could think about everything in the world, crossing the street is dangerous, but all of the is joys, everything the time they look at anything like this and they say, we will emasculate it, make everything safety, it is a joyless world. >> greg: the irony, you could cut it with a knife! i know you have been itching to talk about sports. >> kat: i am, because i think i know what is really going on, joy behar's grandson has started showing an interest in playing football, and she does not want to sit outside and watch him in the cold. [laughter] i would not want my son to play football for the same reason, plus i have to learn the rules and it would be a lot to ask of

me as a working mother. so i get it, but then i also kind of don't get it, because if i said to my husband, of course you want to play football, you heterosexual man, he probably would be like you want me to not be a heterosexual man? >> douglas: yes! >> tyrus: so enjoy his defense, heterosexual men left her a long time ago, so it's only -- its revenge. we have seen this movie before. >> greg: we are going to my favorite topic of the year coming up, ai is perfecting a lawyer, that is subjecting! with fewer medicines. [cheers and applause]

>> greg: would you have a resort to using ai in court, and what it keep you from the electric chair, a robot will advise a defendant in court for the first time ever next month, amazing, that's nothing, steve doocy has been in talks for 25 years! wow, i did not even know that

was coming come the so-called lawyer is just an ai chat pot smartphone app that listens to everything going on in the courtroom and then tells the defendant want to say via an earpiece, this is technology i could when a space out on "the five" listening to jesse watters, its creator says one day you can replace lawyers, because it is about having a mastery of legal language and that's what they charge hundreds of dollars to do. they are called do not pay, which is what i said when they hired kat, developed by a stanford student in 2015 tough fight parking tickets, and that's way easier than seducing all of the meter maids, right? they have a very tight back seat. this is amazing, and imagine having this thing like your phone and every legal question, you just put an end there, because it has every case ever and can make better decisions than any judge or lawyer! >> kat: that's why the

government will stop it or influence that, because there would be government regulation and then at least in the case of a criminal case, your representation would actually be influenced by the prosecution. >> greg: interesting, i don't know what she said, because i was looking at my notes, but the way she said it was pretty smart -- >> kat: that is the best i will get will get. >> greg: was complement! here is the thing, i think they are doing it already with medicine. they compile every study effort into a database, right? and then if they take a picture of your mole they can submitted it and all of a sudden they go, no, it's noncancerous, if you have all of the information ever in the history of the world in one spot that's better than four your summit school, it's better than law school, it's better than anything. >> douglas: everybody talks about automation, they say it's going to take jobs from like truckers and things like this, if it could only take all the jobs from the lawyers, they are

so -- there are so many things, they are so many things that i love about this country, but one of the things that i love the least is there are too many lawyers. too many lawyers, and if we can make lawyers automated, you know, life would just be -- 's before our ai lawyers better than trump's lawyers? do you think they are merrick garland? it's even money, i'm all for it, count me in. >> greg: i agree, tyrus? >> tyrus: i love this for the very simple fact of information, there is also a downside, every time you tell your story in your ai goes guilty! trust me, plead out! but no, i want to do this, do this, you might want to go with a person, because you did that [bleep]! >> greg: that's so true, a sleazy lawyer would say don't

tell me. >> tyrus: or we will try to work an angle on it, best case you get a documentary, but here is the that the justice system is a lot of times favoring the wealthy, this one would put an end to that, because you know, when you have arguments and there is no emotion, you know, and then, oh, well you can't say it was a racist decision anymore, you know? because all of the ai stuff would be billed by poor tiny brown and yellow children in china and africa, so its roots are not, so there would be no white supremacy able to get in there. so i think it's fair, i like it. >> greg: this is the answer to everything, where am i? up next to taylor taylor swift's kitty is living fat city. ♪ [acoustic soul music throughout] ♪ ♪ [acoustic soul music throughout] ♪

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dog. >> greg: okay, what did he do? >> the dog is worth more than i am because of a bad stock market. her name is grace. she never invested. she told me not to invest. i did, like a fool. but she's worth a lot more than i am. >> greg: kat does it bother you that her social media is more lucrative than yours and she's an annual? >> no, i would never trade cats with her. my cat is worth nothing to anyone except maybe my vet. i'm sure i remodelled her bathroom like six times based on his medical bills alone. >> your cat has her own cardiologist. >> he. that's true. he has hydrotropic cardio my yap think. what am i supposed to do? send him to a regular internist? he's still alive. >> but how much is he worth?

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