>> i think we are parked, man. >> they are far more interesting . that's it for us tonight thanks for watching. got felled his next. >> good evening and happy monday . my favorite day of the week. on friday night, we had an amazing show, one of the best shows ever, but it got preempte for coverage of the house speaker vote because this is a news station. it was such a great episode tha we knew that you will love it and we didn't want you to miss that. we decided we are airing it now. i like to call this the reverse kilmeade.

♪ >> i miss that. happy friday, everybody. i love fridays spirit i love fridays because right now we welcome tonight's guests. doctors recommend his act as a general anesthetic. razor.com owner. >> he is the guy on the photo when you buy a new picture. his parents are in the audience and i feel terrible first box

unfriend hosts. >> she has perfected her smirk by being a. kat timpf. and finally, he has never been -- bit off more than he can chew heavyweight champion tyrus. >> all right. before we get to some news stories, it is friday. >> greg's leftovers. >> leftovers. and as always it is the first time for me to be reading them so if they suck, it is not on me . i like doing that. earlier this week president biden setting plans to visit th southern border for the first time. only because hunter is running low on fentanyl.

>> i should have used that one. a popular adult star who is now a data scientist claims he had more than she did have showers in 2022. and i've never had either, said sam bankman-fried. wire the reject jokes getting better laughs. canadian company introduced a new self driving baby stroller. is the perfect solution for bus moms trying to tackle family an a drinking problem. that is awesome. i would do that. a suspect in the new year's eve machete attack on three new yor city police officers was

reportedly carrying a diary in which he expressed his desire t join the taliban but a taliban spokesperson said we would neve accept them because diaries are. such homophobia. that's so funny. i tried to keep a diary. scientists in china claimed tha developing a bionic that can cure erectile dysfunction the only downside, you cannot get i wet. an environmental company is now offering usable toilet paper as a way to save threes the event are set out that there while on the toilet and realized he had

run out of pages of jesse watters book. i hope he sees that. outraged tiktok users that yoga videos have become highly sexualized with some clips looking more like than exercise videos. i haven't seen episodes up up problems yet but i will keep watching to make sure. promise this man. the day my parents are in the audience. your parents wrote that joke. this sunday is the 21st annual no pants subway friday new york city, which i love because when panhandlers asking for change, don't have to pat myself down and pretend not to find any. all right, finally, i love that word.

if hillary clinton is joining columbia university as a global affairs professor to show his support will has already starte interviewing teacher assistance. all right, now let's do a new story. cnn shows they are down with th tears of a clown. yes, it is time for greg's new stelter. former illinois congressman ada kinzinger has joined cnn as a senior political commentator. there still intent on making people vomit. he made his debut this week at the failing network, which has rating cycle away of becoming trevor noah. sorry. here is a snippet.

>> congressman, we are thrilled to have you on board welcome. we've seen you over the past couple of years on the january committee. >> it is great to be on the tea thank you. >> welcome aboard at cnn. is like taking a lifeboat to th titanic. you are supposed to leave, do a return but i guess congress was just a stepping stone to cnn. if things go well, it is on to selling timeshares. remember all the time he flits nancy pelosi's sock puppet. she didn't warm her hands befor and his eyebrows were higher than hers. we would be remiss if we did no play some of his greatest hits. for rowlett, henrietta. >> i never expected the date to be as emotional for me as it ha been.

democracies are not defined by our bad days. we are defined by how we come back from bad days. we thank you for holding that line. >> oh, my god. don't worry, adam. if we were you, we would cry too . it's only a matter of time because his former colleagues get new tv gigs too. liz cheney has joined the food network. she is going to be the person who licks the cake batter off o the electric beater. turn it off first. david, how are you doing? fantastic. excellent pdu care to comment o the news? i suffered a pretty serious los when they got rid of stelter. kinzinger filling his shoes.

>> they pulled their viewers an it's easy because there are onl 12 of them. they seem to like this guy. to me this whole thing is a payoff. in the old days you bribe politicians with a suitcase of money and now you go through th payroll at cnn and msnbc and al that kind of thing obama has a $40 billion deal with netflix. what is your favorite obama produced show. >> bret: -- >> greg: that is my obama. to what is up, obama. where is obama. i just came up with three tv show. >> i heard you've got a netflix deal. >> i get three dvds a month. >> you have got to return them, though.

>> greg: help with your holidays? >> splendid. >> did you spend it with your family? >> yes. now i'm spending january 6th, that holiday. >> greg: how do you celebrate january 6. >> with you making fun of adam kinzinger. >> he has this trademark and this public sobbing and he is going to have to live up to that . if he stops doing that, then cn is not going to get their money 's worth. >> were crazy as he started out as a tough guy image that is what he brought the to the tabl and then he request. as somebody who has been a wuss has entire life, if i had the opportunity to grab on to the tough guy thing, i wouldn't let go. but the thing that is so shocking to me, you have been following them. cnn was to appeal to the pro-

trump half of the country with their new. bang up job, guys. you really nailed this one. this is not a republican that what attracts republicans. this was a republican that attracts more democrats and liberals. it is interesting they undermined their own message. >> their next show is going to be like the lincoln project live . it doesn't make any sense. they can do what they want. >> greg: kat, january 6 has a meaning to you that many people don't know. would you care to share that meeting? >> it is my dog's birthday. [applause] it was really awkward. i was talking to the kat and today is such a horrible day. the worst thing happened today, carl was born pat i said you can't say that. he will get really upset he doesn't no one's birthday is because he is a rescue so there's is all this conversatio

about privilege. this a lot going on at my house. you asked. >> greg: it's interesting. i know what it is not a direct mapping of the whole lead by stelter and kinzinger coming into felt that hole but they do share that sanctimonious outrage , the superior -- superiority complex that someho they feel more than you do. arguments excited as i am? >> he is one of those republican . he sets everything the democrat to do and he sets everything with i'm a republican but he does and he presents himself as this brave principled person until they get is another kind of a rift that is not an original thought. it us all the thoughts but one phrase tacked onto the beginnin of it. >> greg: exactly. you think i'm going to be in fo a big letdown? >> yes, you were let down by

that. sometimes when people try to be profound, you have to be profound. just because you cracked us and give you an excuse for saying something. he said something really stupid. we are defined by bad days. [applause] my kids do wit and i go right back and say that doesn't chang the fact that you still get a spanking. >> greg: that is so funny. i watch a parenting show with tyrus come up with you? >> the debate before the warpin is always my favorite part. they always bring up the record

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>> greg: welcome back. gsa hot miss in a headdress. a wisconsin non-brian neri arts leader and activists. and i thought i was the only on page she's being accused of making native american and appropriating its culture in order to make money. the local news outfit called medicine 365 reported on the alleged racial brews basing its story on an online forum user accusing her of being white

despite claiming indigenous heritage. it is never right to lie about your heritage. is only right to lie about your gender. here is her before photo when she was still white and went by the name of michael jackson. and this is her after. that's a great picture look at that hair. you still have my hair. she shiva once for the herself as a 20 something white woman o facebook. i did that once and got invited on to leo dicaprio's yacht and it works. she used her 40 heritage to cop out and indigenous arts collective before you can say one lady speaks with forked tongue, she emerged as a leader in the native american community

, getting speaking gigs at the university of wisconsin. she hit the jackpot without eve opening up a casino. the arts collective has since dunked her in an e-mail she sai i'm sorry, i'm removing myself from all positions and projects and grandson will not seek new ones page will also stop answering e-mails of yes smoke signals. todd, i kind of alluded to it i that little read. why do people think this is wrong when we are watching men who identify as women basically participate in them and in karaoke like the one in ottawa with the giant fake. or the lady that i interviewed.

they're all acting like girls. they are appropriate in feminin culture. what is wrong with this? >> that is the point. you can't have it both ways. you can't have this be not acceptable when everything they want to do in the gender contex be acceptable. i took this a step further when i was thinking about this. the left beats us over the head with disavowing conventional norms. you turn on any commercials and you see girls with underarm hai and everybody is in pajamas tha not ensues at work. be comfortable in your own skin. if this woman is the exact opposite in your own skin, the left seems to propagate not being comfortable in your own skin, whether it is with gender or race. it is an answer we always hear, because wildness is the latest with that's out there and that is what we are seeing.

she makes money under native american heritage. at as a moneymaker. >> is that a french word? >> it is now. before it wasn't. it is something this guy said. we've got people in pajamas coming to work. fat ladies in bikinis. dog some yowling. tyrus, you've got to be proud m by taking the story, the teache with the fake bloops. >> i'm shocked. why is she getting paid to [ bleep]

>> i'm channeling those to tyrus . >> throwing a curveball at us. they always end up in the same destination. you made a great point. why is it that i can suddenly b a child very warming on any occasion that suits me, especially if i have to. really bad at the airport in th men's bathroom. oh, cramps. so why can't she. you know what it is. they get jealous. she beat someone to it. it is always amazing to me when the woke get caught. they always say we are doing everyone a favor by not doing any more of these jobs. they got fired. why didn't you give the money back in the stuff that you've got from this. know, i'm just not going to do it anymore. i bowed to fall on my sword. no, you've got exposed. she kept running for president.

she didn't pay back any of the money that she made. no. i'm just not going to do it anymore. >> it worked all the way up to now. >> i'm washing my hands of it. >> that is amazing. >> if you could come about woul you like to identify as you could as he wanted to. is there anything in particular? >> no, i just want to be myself because of a thing else sounds too stressful. speaking of stressful, i want t talk to this woman's husband because he met her when they were in high school and then in 2017 she starts doing this. what was the dinner table like, particularly the baldwin things come out. when she gets positive that tha was he'd like, honey, you might

want to think about canceling tomorrow's drum circle. [applause] >> greg: a wonder if they split up and after this they might bury the hatchet. >> or was he just okay with that . what she could do is get back t the wife community by letting u all know how did you get away with that. >> i think i can answer this fo beat up husbands everywhere. sometimes we just like to sit back and wait hi, how are you. how are you going to get out of this. >> exactly. >> look at it this way, now you have got two girls. she could be -- >> it never works out that way. >> the role-play, we just took it too far. >> arguments would be together because you could say, hey, stands with stupid. >> greg: angelo, give us your

take on this delightful story. >> i feel bad about this. if it wasn't for social media may be only ten people would know this story. so suddenly she would have been able to continue this forever because only 10-20-30 people cared. >> she would've got caught. the signs where they are. she was the chief up the talbot -- they have got to do better screening. i thought i should be a consultant. i know immediately these are white women. i can tell immediately. you just have to pop in a littl laura branigan. they will sing they biologicall sing along. >> especially if they are in a car. if they are in a car, they have to sing.

you can screen them. you invite them into a midsize sedan and you pop in the cassette and then you turn it on . it doesn't matter if they are wearing a headdress. f laura branigan is playing, al bets are on. glory, we've got your number. >> greg: well done. up next, they are doing id checks to look at sex. restless nights fogging up your day? tonight, try new zzzquil pure zzzs sleep plus next day energy with melatonin to help you fall asleep naturally... plus extended-release b-vitamins. wake up feeling refreshed. pure zzzs. sleep better. wake up your best. they're looking for you. who?

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for thief without a government id. you can't look at until you prove when you were born. because todd's parents are here we are doing his autobiography. louisiana has passed a law for sites to verify there users are 18 years old. know more just pass up the

clicking i am 18 or asking the public library and for help. starting to speak any commercia website with at least 33% of it content existing of explicit material must verify you with the government issued id. if there is only a way around that. like offering 30 3-point 5%. i thought it was a good idea. since this is the mardi gras state pd can also access porn b flashing your breasts. users can id themselves under the private documentation like education and employment records , which is a hassle for porn watchers who are only juic to having one hand free. wife to be sienna for binge drinking and -- is part of practice -- breakfast.

so now you need an idea to watc speaks -- porn but no id to vote. in both cases you are pulling a lever. you know, tyrus, this is obviously to be sienna for you are from. i think it sounds impossible to ecology outstripped the ability to control but their kids see. >> i wait for dads that don't keep track of their wallets. the kids will send your picture in their. >> that is the story i went out with, dad. just putting that out there. these kids always getting my id. no. a bad idea. do it.

listen. i like this idea, but i wish we could go a step further. mr. muscat, if you are watching this needs to be on twitter rea social media as well. this would help parents tremendously take back with the babysitter in the house. we need to have things like this . is going to be a real inconvenience and you will see big drop, there's going to be a huge drop. magazine sales might go up. >> exactly. finally. >> the old strip club will mean something again. which built the two jobs and more ladies getting opportunities for higher education this is a beautiful thing. >> tyrus for speaker. tyrus for speaker. this is the better part of me, david, that i grew up having to look for porn and nearby parks.

why did you go to a park? >> because the purpose hide the porn in the park. >> that you look for the perverts. >> you find a musty playboy in bush. i think it was shared porn. people can leave three books, like a free library print teenagers would put free porn i bushes and three holes. >> we were told to run away fro that part of the park. >> greg: good idea or bad idea ? >> i am nostalgic also for the old days. back then porn titles were fun. you had goodwill helping. they were all innocent. it was fun. the nutty professor. those were fun times.

now you go on porn hog it it it's like [bleep] you are bringing the plot back to porn. something nice. >> greg: is this an attack on civil liberties? >> everything is this is also just not going to work because there are ways around it for th kids that i'm not going to shar what those are. and there are also ways around it for the websites because tha that's implied anything that is more than two thirds not porn s let's put other stuff on there and we will have guys walking around being able to say, babe, i just need to be on porn 14 hours of a for the articles.

>> greg: , todd, last work to you would try to make it disgusting. >> mission accomplished. is it too late for joe much to sub in. >> i'm sorry, -- he is so sweet and doughy inside . look come all joking aside. let's make a serious point. a serious goal is to run sexual lives our children that is a very serious goal. there is no joke they are picke keep going with that. you know what your next step might be, i don't know, toddler drag shows after you do this. kids are seeing stuff that they are not even ready for and then they have to enter relationship and we are screwed up as it is and you are screwing them up even more. coming up, they interrupt their

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>> macon markel's man has pisto off the taliban and. he truly got mocked by the insurgents who just need detergent. prince harry claims that he killed 25 enemy chess pieces while in afghanistan. taliban commanders responded saying we are still here for link but he has fled to his grandmother's palace but he has a big mouth loser who has been trying to get attention. he adds, i see news about him a lot on my facebook feed and really think he has gone mad an needs a doctor immediately. this just goes to show how primitive the taliban are, stil using facebook. the taliban leader also challenged terry saying if he i a real man and not a loser, com to afghanistan again. nice.

may be they are just jealous. of royal wedding means the firs night with a new goat. obviously prince harry has got it rough, not only because redheads have -- his wife is not that his comrades are embarrassed about bragging about his kills at least getting mocked by the taliban and. these are guys that think that flintstone show too much ankle. >> he may claims in his upcomin tell all memoir called spare. that is put his wife agreed to do to his balls unless he does what she says. the events. kind of messed up at the and. >> yes, i wrote that one and yo messed that up. >> every man understood it just fine.

>> exactly. i screwed up on the pronoun. that's natural because we are also cognizant. who is the bad guy in all of this? >> i think it is funny because he talking about killing 25 people in the taliban and was like we are going to avenge thi they were like what ever shot up . this memoir is proof that eventually he is just running out of stuff to say. talks about losing his virginit and talks about his -- nobody wants to hear that let alone anything else from this guy. i'm getting a divorce. >> that would be amazing. david, you are a close watch he up the royal family. >> and the taliban and. i love that they are keeping up by tabloid gossip. they are just beef got to do

depth to the infidel. this guy, prince harry, he is all over the map. he has got ptsd because one tim they made him use his salad for for the entrée. and then casually he is like, yeah, i killed 25 guys. that is so weird. i can't follow him anymore. >> some of the top british commanders are really upset at him for speaking out of turn page were not supposed to talk about this stuff. >> that is an unread code in th military. you may tell stories among each other. >> that's what you never hear m talk about the seals or the green beret. >> i'm not going to talk about it i can't talk about it, todd. >> but did your parents raise

you to listen? >> no. last time, gutfeld page you are never seen those two again. think how far this guy has fallen. ten years ago this guy was love by men and women he could've gotten any men he -- woman he wanted. now the taliban is making fun o you and not in a way that you are going to avenge the depth. this guy is an attention seeker preview have fallen this far an it's literally over one woman who i have joked around about the spirit i don't know if i give up not only the monarchy but everything for meghan markel . i'm done with this. >> i'm the opposite. the worse it gets, the more i like it. >> that's true with a lot of things. that is what you learned in the seals. >> he can't talk about it page you keep forgetting. >> he said it was probably a bigot before he met meghan.

so he even hates himself. >> that happens a lot. you know. once you try it. i've turned a lot of racist women. it's a gift and a curse having said that, less than, it is bad when you get trolled by the taliban and. that is rock-bottom for that is oj talking about your morals are . bill cosby is making fun of you. people are laughing and that is bad. the taliban is bad. kat, you know he is not getting a divorce but she will be getting the divorce. he is not going to win on anything page she is going to leave him. >> that is so true. that is how we play it picked n smart with --

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a story in five words. >> greg: five words, supermodel attracts the worst man. the supermodel said she only tracks emasculated men and she most recently dated davidson, but who has impaired i just dunked him this morning. she goes on to say that one of her problems with men as they don't know how to handle a strong woman. somebody who dated her, do you think this is true? >> i wish he hadn't said this t the press before our date tonight. i feel a little blindsided. >> now you know what is coming. just keep telling her out attractive you are to her

strength. >> you were great in that video ten years ago. and what was your career? >> sheep within gone girl gone or -- >> we can't talk about that. >> why not? >> it's classified. by the way, i'm going to defend her because i have a theory tha she is not sleeping with these guys and they are dumping her s that is her way of saying they don't like me because i am strong. why would she hook up with pete davidson and not hook up. it's because she wouldn't go to bed with him. again come up when you go on dates at the behest of your publicist, it is probably not going to work out. stop acting like this was a rea date like if we put them together, maybe one of them wil get movies. tried dating ones that do the same thing you do, sit around

and try to look pretty at basketball. want to date a man's man, he is not going to be on twitter. he's going to be working somewhere. he will not want to be famous. state in your lane and stay wit the publicist that you can "fox news @ night" it up -- you can. it up. you have advice? >> no maybe the advice is don't all round calling yourself a strong woman because one of the hallmarks of strong women is they don't broadcast it. they just are strong. case in point, they don't need to tell anyone. my mom is a very strong woman. of course she is in the audienc tonight. >> you are pathetic. she has a very healthy from relationship with her father. she is strong-willed and she

complained to the producers not a joke about today's guest list. she wanted me substituted with jimmy fallon. that is strength on a high platter paid. >> this is the only time she ha a first scene gutfeld. what a letdown. sorry, mom. she sees you all the time. i'm sorry, grade. your mom is here. you could have dressed up a little. i would be disappointed if i wa your parent. >> tyrus, this was the outfit that she asked to where. that is my side hustle posting for those pictures. that is what you get. kat, do you feel bad for her an the men attracts? >> know it i had the opposite for a while. i was attracted to the worse worst man so then i went out on a date with a guy i was not

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>> greg: . br out of time. trace gallagher is next. i'm greg gutfeld. >> trace: good evening, everyone. full come to america's late news , fox news that night. i'm trace gallagher from los angeles. breaking tonight, house republicans for villa campaign promise and pass a bill to rescind billions in funding to the irs. president biden's meeting with the mexican president tonight after visiting the southern border for the first time durin his presidency. at a key update on the missing methodha