got a special call at disprool team owner robert kraft inviting him and one other person to the super bowl in arizona next month. how cool is that? on fox. tomorrow on "special report" has the mainstream media changed tune on russian election meddling we will take a look. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. that's it for "special report" fair, balanced and still unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> bret >> jesse: the that's nice the kid can come watch the eagles in the super bowl. >> bret: we'll see. >> jesse: we will. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have had all to do the pesky job of cleaning something out before. you know, the place you stuff all your junk into like your aattic orgarage sometimes surpr. >> i rented out half that space to -- [laughter] [coughing] mail bags?

he is storing mail in here? >> evidently. >> jesse: joe biden's aides have been doing a little early spring cleaning for the big guy. it feels like everywhere they look they find something new that surprises joe. or as joe's lawyers put it, they keep finding highly classified documents that were inadvertently misplaced. first they found docs in the closet at the u penn center. storming with thousands of people a day. in fact, i was there in 2018 on the roof hosting "the five." today they find more documents and just as predicted yesterday, they found them in delaware. right in joe's personal library, a library without any books. but joe is not responsible. he is not irresponsible. the most important documents were stored aed away in his garo his '72 vet. >> classified material next to

your corvette? what were you thinking? >> let me -- i'm going to get a chance to speak on all of this, god-willing, soon. what i said earlier this week -- by the way my corvette is in a locked garage, okay? it's not like they are sitting out in the street. >> so the material was in a locked garage? >> yes, as well as my corvette. but, as i said earlier this week, people know i take classified documents and classified material seriously. i also said we're cooperating fully and completely with the justice department's review. >> jesse: joe seems to think no place safer for documents than joe's corvette. put it at the border and the migrants would stop coming. joe's corvette so safe, can he run the documents over and nothing would happen. >> sounds good. is. >> how are the brakes? >> they're good.

>> jesse: we're sure whatever joe takes the car out for a spin the automatic garage door locks shut. dangles the motion sensor and sends the garage door back up? that's never happened to anybody. but maybe joe's not too worried these docs are probably stored away in a highly secured safe, right? no. this is joe's garage. look, cardboard boxes just stacked right on top of each other back there if you can see. are the top secret docs on ukraine in one of those boxes. halls joe ever backed the corvette into those boxes? kind of looks like he has. it's not just like anyone is walking around joe's private residence, right? i mean, we're guessing this guy hanging out in joe's backward was probably heavily vetted. is this guy a spy? nah, can't be. there's no spies in delaware. what's the likelihood that one of joe's campaign staffers washington was a spy? remember, biden campaigned out of his little bunk err,

staffersy in and out of his delaware home for over a year. how many people do you think just walked in there? i mean, over the last six years? how many? hundreds? did joe ever have a garage sale? and we know he is the poorest member of congress, how else did he make his money? garage sales and chinese wires. there has to be an explanation to all of this. luckily, the ladies of "the view" have one for us. >> against trump. >> never seen a luckier person than donald trump. just as we are this close to getting him somehow. >> documents appear. >> biden is wrong to have done. this well, let's find out what this is first. again, one of the things that gets me crazy is before we know it's already been spun as a specific way. if you missing classified information, i don't mean to laugh. at my house if stuff is missing, i know it's missing. >> does it feel like oppo researches did oit feel like the

republican were behind it? >> i did originally. >> jesse: that makes sense trump dumped the box of documents in joe's garage. really, they are blaming trump for this. but biden is using the same trick crooked hillary used, remember? you have your personal lawyers sift through what's classified and what's not and then just hand it other to the feds. here are all the classified documents we have. trust knee. the other document are about yoga and hunter's wedding. the white house hasn't been straight with the american people. they acted like the only documents that joe stuffed in his pockets were the ones at the penn biden center and now we find out that was a lie. he had them stuffed in a garage. they just didn't say anything. they just go out and tell you joe is so surprised. >> the president said tuesday he was surprised to learn about the documents at the penn biden center that he didn't know what was in these documents. he didn't sort of repeat that this morning about the documents found at his residence. so was he also surprised to learn that there were classified documents at his residence and does he know any information

about what's in them. >> look, again, he was surprised that the documents were there and that is also in line with what we -- what we shared. >> jesse: yeah, everything surprises joe. inflation, the taliban taking over, no baby formula, remember, joe's not a mind reader. what happened in joe's home and office is none of his business. now, the fbi went to joe's house to get the documents. i mean, they found the first batch of documents in november. and now we just heard they have another batch in his library next to the garage? one document in your library but joe says he has no idea what the documents say? does anybody believe that? we sent a producer out to ask. >> what kinds of things do you keep in your closet? >> supplies for when armageddon comes. >> clothes and shoes and money. >> i have my high school book

from when history was history. >> vacuum cleaner, some cleaning equipment. ♪ ♪ >> what do you think joe biden keeps in his closet? ha ha. that's a loaded question. >> a lot of secrets. >> his memory. >> documents that he shouldn't have. >> and just totally irresponsible. >> joe biden was caught keeping classified documents from his vice presidency in a d.c. office closet. what do you think about that? >> wow. >> he should be arrested but i don't want him impeached because she's worse than him. >> [laughter] >> i really love vin diagrams, the circumstantials, right? >> didn't that happen recently to another president and he got in trouble for that? >> the witch-hunt continues. >> biden said he had no idea he has hidden the classified documents in the closet. do you believe him? >> no. i don't believe him. i think he knows. >> that's not something you really forget. you know?

>> let me tell you something as delusional as that man is, he knows. he knew, he knew. >> he is not fooling anybody. >> why is it do you think democrat like hillary and biden they can mishandle classified documents and they just kind of get away with it? >> i don't think that's right on any part. >> that's a really good question. why are they above the law and not being held accountable. >> hillary got to burn with -- hillary should be in jail. let's just like put it that way. >> i have a feeling by the end of this evening i'm going to be blamed for everything that's ever happened. >> why not? >> whether a would happen if the fbi caught you mishandling classified documents. >> i would be in jail in a heart beat. what, are you kidding? >> i don't think they would give me slack like they would then. definitely not. i'm not a part of the party. >> i know that i wouldn't be here with you. i would be in a holding cell somewhere and being interrogated. >> think you are going to get away with it? not up in here. >> not up in here! >> should joe biden run again? >> no. ha ha ha ha.

>> no, he's too old. >> even if he even has the [bleep] to run again i feel sorry for him. >> so the feds are tracking down biden's staff now who packed the boxes. now, remember, some of these documents were moved twice. no one even knows where the documents lived in 2017 before they made it to the penn biden center. investigators have interviewed biden's former executive assistant kathy chung who helped joe pack up his bags in 2017. the if you pleasey thing about ms. chung when she was working for joe she was always emailing hunter, sends him a list of phone numbers in 2015 of big wigs like, you know, pelosi, crooked hillary, slick willy, the husband. why was joe's white house assistant emailing hunter all of these phone numbers? was hunter asking crooked where to buy 3w4r50e67? was he asking slick wily about escorts? was he getting stock tips from nanc. i'm not sure china or ukraine, business opportunities.

i guess kathy chung passed the background check because she did work for the white house, right? anybody -- i'm not going to go there. we know hunter had access to biden's garage though. my two sons bo who has passed away hunter. they decided as a christmas gift to have the engine rebuilt for me. >> hunter signed off on gun permit claiming he owned joe's house. that's right, hunter owned that garage. if hunter was bringing strippers and crack heads into the algorithm town office the big guy was supposed to share with chinese business partner mr. duong. imagine the kind of people that hunter was bringing into joe's house. mom and dad are at the beach house. hunter's throwing ragers with pros. foreign ones, probably. did he bring his little fang fang there, jiaqi bao? she was working for joe's campaign, remember, doing some oppo research? did hunter bring patrick ho to joe's house. hunter passes out on the couch and hunter wakes up and ho is

stuffing documents down his pant like sandy burglar. the white house won't release the visitor logs. joe spent a lot of time at the presidency in delaware i don't know basically a third, half. he has been in delaware surrounded by boxes of classified docs with chinese fingerprints probably all over them. how many contractors do you think? how many staff members have just been waltzings across joe's garage? how many foreign guests has joe had over in delaware since he has been in office? are we going to release the logs? >> when will the white house release a log of visitors to the wilmington house where there is potentially unsecured, classified material? >> again, i am telling you we did something that the last administration got rid of. which is instituting the white house logs. did you ask the last administration why they got rid of the white house logs? >> jesse: that's the job for the special counsel to figure out because today attorney general merrick garland made this announcement. >> earlier today, i signed an

order appointing robert herr special counsel for the matter i have just described. the document authorizes him to investigate whether any person or entity violated the law in connection with this matter. >> jesse: herr is a christopher wray assistant. he used to work for wray. so the fbi has joe biden by the you know what. i mean, they can kill him. they can cover for him or black male him. and herr has made some political. john mccain and larry hogan garland and wray get to pick the next president basically. they can choose to biden or trump or both or one or the other. come on, this is ridiculous. i thought we got to pick the president. i wonder how kamala is reacting to all of this? [laughter]

>> jesse: she knows she has got nothing to hide. no one even lets her look at classified documents. let's turn it over to jonathan hurley george washington university law professor and fox news contributor. all right. professor hurley -- turley, i'm thinking of herr. the new special counsel. where do you think this thing goes? is this going to be bad for joe biden or is this just going to get covered up like hillary clinton's thing did? >> well, the most interesting aspect about today is that the white house repeated almost mantra like this inadvertence defense. they have legally latched on to this and said this was an inadvertent misplacement of these documents. the problem is that the facts don't really support that because we -- the assumption is that all of these documents were taken from the executive branch when biden left as vice president. that's in 2017.

we know that the penn-biden office didn't even open until 2018. so we know that some of these documents are were moved at least twice. but, the other interesting thing is that they were not just distributed to different points, they were also divided. right? you have got one document that was found in the library, others in the garage. so the question is why were these documents sent and used in different places? it suggests that they were, you know, knowingly divided. and that's going to be a question that the special counsel is going to have to look at. we know the president was working on a book that dealt with ukraine and some of these other subject matters. so, if the president actually saw these documents, it would be hard to miss that they're classified because they reportedly had tsci classification marks. i have worked with classified material for decades and i can tell you it's pretty darn hard to miss that. so, if he did work off these

documents, inadvertence goes right out the window. and it looks more like an effort to deceive the public. >> jesse: well, biden spilled the beans and he said one of them was in his library. now, his lawyers told him to say one of the documents was in a room adjacent to the garage but he just blurted out library. if you have one document that says c, classified, in your library, just one, someone took it from the box in the garage, put it in your library. can he actually claim he had no idea it was there? >> yeah. that's what i think is going to be very difficult this inadvertence defense. the white house press secretary said this was inadvertently misplaced it. had to be repeatedly inadvertently misplaced. that becomes more difficult the more times you inadvertently misplace something. so i think that that's going to be a major focus is whether

there is some criminal element to this. >> jesse: i inadvertently misplaced classified documents multiple times and none of it is my fault and i have no idea what's in those documents. i don't know if that's going to fly. but we're going to find out professor turley. thank you as always. >> thank you, jesse. >> jesse: and if you thought biden's garage was bad. wait until you find out what's going on at the biden center. ♪ alice loves the scent of gain so much, she wished there was a way to make it last longer. say hello to your fairy godmother, alice. and, long lasting gain scent beads. try gain odor defense. be gone, smelly everything! (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. i take qunol turmeric because it helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. why qunol? it has superior absorption compared to regular turmeric. qunol. the brand i trust. why give your family just ordinary eggs

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>> jesse: the penn biden center might be the most corrupt place in d.c. let that sink in. biden hiding classified documents in garages and closets should be the least of joe's worries right now. and it may have nothing to do with why the fbi is getting

involved. if you want to know the real story, you have to follow the money. in 2017, u penn was paying biden close to a million bucks to be a professor who doesn't teach any classes. not even on zoom. why would a school pay a guy who graduated at the bottom of his class so much money? why would a school fund a think tank for a guy who doesn't think? it's an investment. penn gave biden a million bucks and all of a sudden shady chinese shell company like the happy famous corporation shelled out 50 million to penn. that's a pretty good return on your investment. so what did the chinese get? a white house that backs off. china was infiltrating america's top universities and the fbi was starting to crack down. xi jinping didn't like that. his crohn's krohns were showeres with millions in crash. sketchy exchange students everywhere and ripped off our research technology. someone had to get the fbi to stop breathing down china's neck

so u penn of all places writes a letter to the attorney general merrick garland saying on spying on chinese spies is racist. 160 u penn professors signed this and all of a sudden merrick garland shuts the whole fbi china task force down. all it took was a letter from a single ivy league school to stop a counterintelligence operation. that's what you get for 50 million. china pays u penn, u penn pays china and biden shuts down investigations into china and then biden appoints the u penn president to be an ambassador and to be fair eric swalwell also signed the letter. you know, the guy who was in bed with a chinese spy he didn't want his fang fang to be racially profiled. you might be saying jesse, you're crazy. china just wants to make sure that american students are getting a good education. but aren't donors usually proud if they fork over millions they

want their name on the building. but i've never seen a nice famous corporation school of business on campus. who else donated to u penn after they hired biden? accord pentagon peter schweizer's book red handed the china's merchant's bank owned by the ccp dropped about a mil on biden's school and in 2019 a company called cafe fortune gave penn another million. and the founder of that company the chinese billionaire named u young is one of hunter's business partners. you know, they invested in african copper mines where 11-year-olds wiggle down a mine shaft and hack away bhelgt a pickaxe in the dark for a penny that day. when the hunter said the biden center was going to operate like the clinton global initiative he wasn't kidding. the classified documents are nothing compared to the chinese e. chinese paper trail. in fact, this might be the real reason the fbi is getting involved this could be christopher wray's revenge.

the special counsel robert herr used to be chris ray's assistant. could the fbi finally be blackmailing the bidens? victor davis hanson is a senior fellow at the hoover institution and a national review institute fellow. vdh, whoa, where's there's smoke where there's fire. what do you think? >> they haven't been transparent in the past. they're not transparent now, which means they feel they can't afford to be transparent in the future there is two issues as i see it. for seven years people will have basically assumed the biden family had been compromised through ukraine and china to take two examples. but that story died because of the political nature of the campaign and its presidency. but this is a link that threatens to blow it up. especially when you have a special counsel investigating

hunter. and that introduces the second. how would it blow up? well, when donald trump's papers were sort of caused a feeding frenzy among the media, there were two questions. remember, what was the nature of the classified material and why did donald trump have it? before he could even explain, they said they were nuclear codes or he was in with putin or going to sell it. the point is they need to ask those questions of joe biden. why did you have classified information about ukraine and china? that would require a special prosecutor to look at it and look at the contents and what was the material on there that you felt was advantageous to you that you brought it out of a secure location in fact. very indiscuss were you studying about what the chinese and ukraine thought about you? did you have intelligence on those classified informations

the biden family are contrarily, did that give you some insight about the nature of the chinese government and was that -- would that enhance some of the things that you and your son were doing? so those questions go beyond the purview of just finding out who took them and when and why we didn't know and that might introduce, i think, an expansion of this special counsel and might even dove tail with the one working right now on hunter biden's machinations. >> jesse: it was interesting during the donald trump special counsel he submitted questions and answers in writing to the special counsel. i have a feeling biden is going to do the same thing. i don't see joe biden just sitting down with the special counsel over coffee and winging it. this thing is going to be very tightly scripted and i don't know, i don't see it ending in an indictment or anything. but i could be wrong also. go ahead. >> yeah. you might be right. but it is the two areas that the

biden family had specialized in were ukraine and china. this is odd that those two areas were the topics, apparently, of these classified information. >> jesse: or they could hang this thing over the president's head so he bows out and doesn't run for re-election. because, if you pull a little bit on this thread, the whole thing blows up. v.d.h., great to have you. >> thank you. >> jesse: majorup date on the mini madoff case. you're not going to believe this one. plus, the greatest karen "primetime" has ever seen. >> the police are not coming. >> yes, they are coming. >> no, they are not. >> yes, they are coming. >> for what? >> to give you a ticket. >> for what? >> parking like an idiot. >> that's not a thing. >> there's a law against it. >> no, there's not.

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>> a local businessman pledged his college tuition to third graders. [laughter] >> michael, why did you promise that? >> to change lives. >> no, michael, why would you promise that? >> i will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition. [shouting] life imitating art in south florida thanks to mini. mini's family promised a group of poor kids a million dollars in scholarship cash and then just left them twisting in the wind. here's how it went down. mini's dad and aunt barbara held hack-a-thon science fair for under privileged kids interested in technology. it looked like a respectable charity. they invited comedian whitney consumption and shark tank guy to host it. and the team with the best idea would get free college tuition. sounds great, right? the rollout was a little sloppy though.

>> let me tell you, it was hard getting down to five. and there were a lot of terrific entrants out there. and then in first -- what? [cheers] >> now,. [screams] >> wait. but, wait, wait, wait. you have not heard the judge's decision yet. >> half a million dollars goes to seniors, half a million dollars goes to iewdy. and 50,000 goes to hear me out. >> want to guess what happened next? ftx went belly up, mini stole becomes and we can't say the kids who won the event have seen a dime. are they going to college? we don't know. they don't know. no one knows if the winners ever got their money. we do know someone got the money. school board member and close friend of mini's aunt barbara debra hicksen was an ftx

employee and raked in 50 grand from this scholastic scam fest. "primetime" reached out to ftx broward county school board and left us hanging kind of except broward county say they didn't organize the competition nor did they receive any funds. all that's left of hack-a-thon is ashes, ftx scrubbed any trace of the event from the website and deleted all the social media accounts. but, unfortunately for mini and the gang, confetti lives forever. now, ♪ wait jess jess chris nelson an independent reporter from florida who has been going full-court press on mini madoff. this is bad. one thing to steal from cartel members and millionaires but to deny kids be aen he education

you promised them doesn't get worse than that. >> no it does not. who is sam bankman-fried giving 50 grand to? they are promising money here and scholarships there. and now are these kids going to be able to get their scholarships? it looks like they're probably not. and it's a very sad story. >> jesse: you can promise just about anything. it's like all those companies that pledged millions of dollars to central america so kamala harris would look good. they haven't paid up a dime. is there any chance these kids are going to see that money? i certainly hope they will buttens thats are they probably won't. before ftx scrubbed their website i pulled the post that said those scholarships are fully funded. i would like to know what that means. if this bankruptcy goes through, those will be subject to the bankruptcy. and i know the broward school board and in their official

statement says we didn't get any money. we didn't promote. this well, they certainly did promote it. they promoted it on their social media and school board vice chair deb hicksen is an ftx employee. thee took $49,000 from them. and now this story gets even crazier. barbara miller and uncle jimmy, sam bankman-fried's aunt and uncle who have very close ties to broward county politicians and school board members just hopped a ship and are now going on a six-month cruise around the world. [laughter] >> guess where they are stopping. >> jesse: republic of sea shells little known island off the coast of africa where sam bankman-fried was transferring money back and forth. to say i said to the fbi, you might want to talk to these guys they were bragging about taking all their boosters before getting on the ship. who knows if they will make it

back. but they are on a cruise now they're bragging about it. one thing made me happy i found out they are having to wear masks on the ship. >> jesse: chris wray, if you are listening, put the fed on a cruise ship so you can see them washing the cash on the island off after from can a. this is bad. u penn should do the right thing and take that chinese money from happy-go-lucky corporation and maybe send these kids to college. chris, thanks for your investigation. keep following it? >> thank you very much. >> jesse: as a kid i'm sure you failed a test once, maybe twice. you might have needed a little help. so the teacher threw you a bone, maybe offered extra credit. maybe stayed late did extra math problems washed the chalkboard. in chicago extra ways to earn cash. campaign for lori lightfoot. chicago mayor on the hot seat since murder rates are up 40% since she took office and businesses are leaving. turning to the only constituents

who don't hate her students because they don't know her. lightfoot is actually bribing students to canvas for her in exchange for school credit. so lightfoot is handing out bribes for child labor. probably breaks a couple laws. but who cares? it's chicago after all. animal sacrifices are coming to a city near you.

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♪ >> jesse: we all like a good cut of meat but i bet most of us would briefer getting it from the butcher rather than solicisoliciting animal's throa. >> hey you are not going to slaughter that here, right? >> not to worry, i have a permit. >> this just says i can do what i want. >> i'm the director of the parks department and this is a park. >> it's not a parks thing. it's against like three laws and dozen health codes. >> jesse: it's 2023 people, i think we would all rather leave

the animal slaughtering. that's no longer the case in hamtramck all muslim city council conduct animal sacrifices in their homes and in their backyards. really anywhere really as long as they town the town first. one of the big religious tradition slaughter goats sheep and cows on high holidays. a lot of people aren't really into this. >> just don't think because they came from a farm that it means the animal is good for consumption. or that it won't be parasitic or microbacterial threat for the environment. >> it's not safe or safe or humane because basements or kitchens or backyards are not suitable places for live animal slaughter. >> jesse: ashley burns the spokesperson for peta. ashley, they are saying it's

their religious rights and you know the constitution protects religious liberty. >> i it does animal sacrifice should be a thing of the past. it's cruelty to animals clean and simple. like our friend on parks and recs said backyard slaughter situation. >> jesse: backyard slaughter situations. how dare you besmirch their religious tradition. these are high holidays that they conduct these things. >> anyone slaughtering in a backyard is very likely to be violating all kinds of cruelty and health codes. but, of course at peta we don't believe in harming animals for any and we encourage anyone who is bothered by this to take a look what is going on in any slaughter house. >> jesse: ashley, they are going to get slaughtered anyway. >> well. >> at the slaughter house. they are just cutting out the middle men and celebrating their high holidays. >> only if people are buying them. and, in this case we are saying that we have to think about the

fact that children are often exposed to these religious rituals. these animals throats are slashed and heads are manually torn from their bodies. >> jesse: that is a sacrifice to the gods. i actually don't know exactly the specific significance of the slaughtering itself. but, it holds deep religious value to the muslim community. if they want to so slit a goat's throat on a high holiday why would peta be against that. >> some muslims don't take part of this and very opposed to it. >> jesse: oh. >> i actually spoke to a muslim friend of mine today who said his family never participated in this. >> jesse: this is smaller sect of the muslim community who still participates. >> many muslims don't choose to because they think it's cruel and unnecessary. >> jesse: you can have these slaughter situations as you call them pop up everywhere. the muslims control the local politics. >> well, unfortunately.

-- >> jesse: you know this is just beginning. >> we see ritual slaughter in many different places in the country. we also see people working to find alternate traditions. some priests use red wine instead of animal blood now. rabbis who encourage orthodox followers to use money instead of chickens in rituals. >> jesse: slit the dollar instead of the chicken. >> you know as long as you are not soliciting the chicken's throat do what you want with the dollar. the point is that there is always a humane alternative and we encourage people to find those. because whether or not it's legal, it's wrong. >> jesse: wants you to take a head of broccoli and slit the head off the head of broccoli. thank you, if we offended everybody in the world we apologize. up next, "primetime" is making a citizen's arrest. >> a citizen's arrest. >> you can't citizen's arrest. >> yes, i can. until the police can i sure can. >> no you can't.

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>> what is it about parking tha makes people so crazy? >> i want you to know that i called the police, and you're not going anywhere? to get why did you call the police? >> you should have to pay for parking like an idiot parrot ca get i was dropping something up really quickly. gig don't care what your reason is, the police are on their way i'm tired of people like you appear to get the police are no coming. they are not coming back. >> as they are coming bright ticket note they are not fair t give taking for parking like an idiot spirit. >> there is a law against it. >> i'm trying to live right now but you are not letting me bed. >> you are not leaving.

you are not going anywhere, but. >> what are you doing? >> i am going to make sure you are staying here. to give her what reason? are you filming me? >> why? because you're an idiot. >> may maybe she's a hero we need, holding up the pillars of parking justice. may be she's doing this because her towns police force was defunded, no matter what her reason, i'm prime time applauds a guy on the other side of the video for keeping his cool unde pressure. he's a comedian and podcast host , but whose side is adam on here? ticket first off, she reminds m of jane fonda only nicer. i actually think jane fonda is lot than this one is. i have many things, where is he husband and i was more married to the shrew i would not leave

the house without my tranquilizer gun because she would get at dart in the back o her neck before she even got ou of the car if i was married to this wacky doodle. the other thing is ironically, she wants this space freed up for handicapped people, meanwhile three handicapped van ran out of gas waiting for her to shoo it up so this guy could leave. >> true. it is so true. i like how she clings to the mirror, like if she would he would drive off, she would hang onto the mirror, adam. >> leonardo dicaprio character in titanic would be alive today if he had that kind of holding power. >> she's got a vice grip on the side mirror, this reminds me of what they said about trump, he' in the back of the limo and on the one hand he is throwing his arm around the driver in in the

other, he is conducting an insurrection. i've never seen this kind of tenacity from a woman this age, and i'm not being a just. >> a limp saying is thank god the guy who drives the truck is not african-american because this entire country would be on fire right now if that guy was black. >> so you're saying, how do you know he's not black, adam, you didn't see him? >> there are certain details. >> adam, this is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen and i'm glad you joined us. we are going to follow this story because we know there is litigation going on obviously. everybody check out adams podcast right now. ♪ >> rush limbaugh birthday was today and we just want to give him a huge shout out from jesse

watters primetime, watters world , the five, a huge fan of limbaugh, we live what he did, what you stood for and wish he was here today. can you imagine what he would say about the corvette? these documents our safe, they were blocked locked next to my corvette. we missed him, and rest, as you were here. let's do text messages. dan from michigan, jesse, love you, but i didn't corvette isn' a 70 to, it's a 67. what do i know? i cars at 2021, deborah from cleveland, i went to a garage sale in delaware and scored som paperwork noted top-secret. taking it to intake roadshow fo appraisal, great i think the fb finds to find out who ever had garage sale and the last seven years in wilmington, it is time to pay them a visit.

great, even though i hate you, you are hate watching primetime. i respect that. my mom he watches primetime too. even some of the producers hate watching primetime from the control room. you can feel it. dvr the show, tucker carlson is up next. always remember i am watters an this is my world. ♪ >> tucker: welcome to tucker carlson tonight. it's hard to remember now, but it wasn't that long ago that andrew cuomo was not only the governor of new york, but also legitimate in the democratic party. the governor who expanded medicare he destroyed the nra i a political force, he was the governor who more than any othe person in this country including