you very much. >> good story. that's it for us tonight. do not forget always set your dvr so you are always connected with us. remember to go to lauraingrahm.com. it is america now and forever and gutfeld and the gain take it all fromfrom from here. >> all right. [ applause ] >> stop it, stop it. [ applause ] >> what a gorgeous thursday it is. and not just because pete exits this year. he's so hot, aoc wants to ban him along with

gas stoves. [ laughter ] >> he's so hot, he can be my twin brother. you know it. oh, i am exaggerating. anyway, i am way hotter. we are going to tackle the whole biden classified biden scandal in minutes. first, let's do this, shall we? >> the audience decide the story. >> yeah, we are the only show that does this but for a reason. here is a refresher, i am going to giver you two topics and whichever gets the most applause wins. by the way, it is the same way pete picks out a speedo. open the drapes. topic one, barkley raised the u.s. gdp in the first quarter sees a mild rece rece recession led by the rise of con

assumption. all right, let's hear your applause. >> sorry. >> not jazz, i take it. here is the second story. we got an update on the canadian high school teacher. [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> well, i guess it is out of my hands. it sucks. it sucks. we had three qualifier experts on remote to explain the economic forecast. i feel kind of bad, look at him. >> oh well. oh well. >> get lost, nerds. roll it, janet.

>> if it happens up there, we report down here. you are watching gazoomba gate, canada 2023, week 17. it is time to cover the other golden globe. here is as quick memory summary. she was once a he began identifying as female and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts. your teacher can be used as a device. we are trying to tackle this message with some measure and that measure is 68d. is this a trans teacher or is it a prank that got way out of hand. this story is getting bigger and bouncier

and that it is. now, we have an update. the district school board in ontario voted unanimously to ask its education director to develop a professionalism policy. that includes a dress code. this in response to the trans teacher who appears to be identify as the grand titans. you think a code word would be in place or instituted months ago. in september, after this brave little show decided to tackle a story that basically scared off everyone else. yeah, fox and friends. put that in your oatmeal and smoke it. we are talking large breasts here. how large? well, the cast of the view likes to stand next to them and appear thin. we doggedly

covered this story for months. knockers the size of 18-wheeler out lasts most marriages. the longover new policy may end up with "basic instincts" when it runs on netflix tv, completely watered down, they take out the gogood part. anything that ask people to do something, they don't want to do must be obviously discriminatory. even a dress code is implemented for non discriminatory reasons, it would be likely to be found to be discriminatory. what does that mean? you weirdo. because of you believing we can live on a planet that nobody gets hurt and everybody has to be decided by a committee. is it so much to

ask that teachers refrained from wearing breasts so big that they're considered as the site for the next winter olympics? who are we discriminating against? lactating hippos? hearing enormous prosthetic boobs is a human right. what does it open doors to? imaging it right now. well, good luck teaching trig with that rig. it is time common sense prevails. that's all we really want. either way the school board is expecting an interim report next mo momonth and dress code polic march. until then, they are not going anywhere. as soon as the

sun rises in the east and sets in the west, when it comes to giant boobs stores, gutfeld does it best. [ applause ] >> thank you, i deserve it. let's welcome tonight's guests, he checks his tattoos for typos. co-co-host co-co- of "fox and friends," pete. >> she's way too credible to be doing this show. jerry willard. [ applause ] >> she considers red bull to be a sedative, kat timpf. and he' never under the weather, it is under him. my massive side kick, heavyweight champion, tyrus. [ applause ]

>> pete, it is this the first time on the show that you talked about this? i don't think we have ever talked about it. we have done this topic more than any other topic and -- >> every. >> in the history of this show and the weekend's show. >> we did two shows on ukraine and we have done 20. [ laughter ] >> that's true. >> that's our brand. >> greg, i tried for months to get this story on "fox and friends weekend," for months. they won't touch it. >> really? >> you clearly love ratings. >> we have been on top of this like across your heart bra. wow, what a reference. >> like a pro. >> this is totally unsurprising when you live in a world where standards are not allow, objective truths is not allowed. the inclusion and equity advisers get involved which

means everything must be included to include wearing that on your front. this will not work, he or she will file for discrimination and the school district will lose because everyone lost their friggin' mind. r p >> unless this is a long prank. could guys go sky diving? >> i am with you. >> this person wins a nobel prize. and there will be a guest. >> they don't have my job. jerry, i know you have been following this closely. >> welcome to the show. >> i want to talk about something serious, do companies stop having dress codes, like if i came to fox and wore -- >> anything goes. >> you can't haves rules anymore to your point, it does not

exist. doing my research of this very topic and as you know, i read all the notes. i know how to do this. >> yes. >> there was one phrase i could not get past. and that was z-cup. a, b, c, d, -- z-cup, id did not compute for me. >> i hear that when i go to a coffee house in france. z-cup. >> i am glad i fed you that. >> the worse my jokes are, the happier i am. that's why i am never depressed. [ laughter ] >> do you believe this is a real? this is not a real trans person, it is a fetishes. a fetishes indulge a specific thing. >> this is not about what you wear to work. it is not about dress code. dress code is

something completely different, am i crazy? >> no, you are not crazy. you are nuts. >> all right, kat, one of the ththings i always argue if he really wanted to be a woman, he would choose to look like a woman, not a caricature of a woman. would you agree with me? >> um -- >> just do it. >> i want -- okay, canada, don't sue please, then we'll have to talk about it more. i am very disturbed by something in the story it said, an interim report is expected next month. >> yes! >> it is not looking good for me. >> how is it possible that we know so little about this person? >> exactly. >> isn't anybody in the greater toronto area, have you spoken to this person? this does not

appear to be a shy person. >> no, no. if you take a picture of him in school, you will be suspended. high school kids can't -- >> i did know and i am really dialled into this. >> yes. >> for my job which i never imagined when i was in school. what do you want to do while you are in college. i didn't see tt tthis tt tt in my future. how is it possible? does this person have neighbors? does this person have an omelet at a diner? >> he can't drive to work in that. he can't drive. so he's obviously changing in the parking lot. >> they do a really good -- thy do a better job of locking down information of this canadian boob teacher than our government do with classified information. >> nicely put.

>> oh, you don't want to talk abt and you bring it home with some brilliant analysis. >> because i have to, to get paid and have health insurance. >> remind me of the health insurance. >> oh, i use it. >> not anymore. tyrus, last word to you. come on. >> you are a little dirty s strumpet. >> you are part of an sorel. we fell for it. what turt l neck is going to cover it up. they don't have the guts to say take it off, it is inappropriate for school.

>> what language do you use in the dress code? >> you wear giant -- >> if your nipples are 12 inches wide -- >> yes. >> unless you have a doctor's note, you can't have them at school. [ laughter ] you have to have some sort of medical issues, 12-inch wide nipples. >> we have to blur the nipples. they can't blur it themselves. >> because the nipples blur their eyes. up next, will the gop find it therapeutic to make biden face the music? [ applause ] disrupts my skin . it disrupts my skin with rash. but now, i can disrupt eczema with rinvoq. rinvoq is not a steroid, topical, or injection. it's one pill, once a day, that's effective without topical steroids. many taking rinvoq saw clear or almost-clear skin

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good. [ applause ] >> stop it. you are biting into the time. the white house admits more classified documents were found and this time at one of biden's homes in delaware and in his garage. it is cool because his garage is totally locked. >> classified material next to your corvette? what were you thinking? >> let me -- as i said earlier this week and by the way, my corvette is in a locked garage. it is not like it is sitting out in the street. >> why would you put in the a locked garage. >> well>> well, as well as my . >> by the way, it is also a corvette. >> all right, viagra commercial. [ laughter ] >> it is all good, no one ever broken into a locked garage before. that's impossible. it is not like people leave that giant

garage door open from time to time like when they get that corvette out. you know i am thinking we should store or nuclear bombs there. [ laughter ] >> merrick garland announced the justice department is appointing a special counsel whether the white house, biden mishandled classified information. >> let the process continue. it is an ongoing process. there is an ongoing process. this is all part of the justice department process as part of that process. said there was a process throughout this process. we just laid out the process that was taken. that's the process. > >> yeah. [ applause ] >> just trust the process which is what i told janet yellen when

i gave her that haircut. [ laughter ] > now -- obviously, the whi house is going to deflect and defend oh, they were not in a secure location or the door was not locked. he didn't know he was vice president. it is no surprise the media is on board with that, right, joy? >> there is differences in what happens. >> yes. >> so not good. >> we all know that trump is as liar and a thief, you know? we knowknow know that. [ applause ] >> so, it is not that big of a jump to say he obstructed and he lied. we don't think biden is a liar or a thief so we give him the benefit of the doubt. >> i have never seen a luckier person than donald trump. >> translation, if i keep shielding for biden, they keep feeding me pudding. fun fact, her defense requires a special

microphone so we can hear joy talking out of her ass. [ applause ] >> it is worth noting that it was found at the pen bi biden/hunter. >> ben carson could not separate those two. after the center opens, the school raised millions. i am sure it was not a kick back, right, joe? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> come on, i can't deal with it right now. i can't reading those classified stuff without any reading glasses. i may have a classified in there but i didn't haves one secret, no top secret. i definitely didn't have that -- cross my heart or hope

to die or stick a needle in my eye. i don't even do that anymore. i used to. you know whose eyes i stuck a needle in? corn pop. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> >tyrus, do you think biden was receiving the same treatment trump was given? >> sure, 1,000 %. we can't compare to two. he was as vp. they're acting like he brought them home last weekend. was there another president in between the time he was vice president and now so that's at least four years and plus the year. he had these for almost six years and everyone is acting like it was last week. does that kind of mean something? and now all of a sudden it is coming out

and literally, and literally while she was giving a speech explaining the first one and his speech are tough to follow but he was specific that it was just one thing. at the bottom of the screen while he was giving the speech, the second batch was fofound. and today while he wa explaining the second batch, the third batch was found. the only defense i will have for him is i get it. hiding stuff in your car is for married men that are safe. it is where we keep things we don't want her to know about. that's why we keep our car just dirty enough to where we always take hers. she will go to your car, oh, the front seat is full of coffee cups, i am not going to get in there. just take my car. you are right, dear. and probably what happens, oh,

joseph, i want to clean the corvette. oh, i will clean it out. your car is your safe. i get it. >> this is hilarious. what's so great about this and not so much about the document but he was such a self-righteous ass about trump and now he's getting the pay back he deserves. >> can i point out one small thing that in all of this, the pen/biden center, he was the benjamin franklin, presidential practice professor. ben franklin, joe biden? i don't think so. >> one invented electricity and the other one causes it when he rubs his hand. >> i am helping it, yeah? >> they liked it. >> it is sad because it is true. >> i have to say kat, do you

think him inputting these documents in his corvette had anything to do with his oil cancer? > y >> y>> yeah, i can't be a corvette when he had oil cancer. he really was raised by puerto rican and he was really jewish and all the stuff he said like -- shut up. there are differences. they didn't say hey, we found these. trump didn't do that. here is the differences between biden and trump and i thought it was going to be an article about the differences. it was limited to all the ways and differences made biden looked better than trump. rather than hey, the thing we should be pissed off about is all of us should be pissed. they found ate week before the midterms and we don't find about it until now. i don't care who you are, you should be able to vote with as much

information that you can, regardless of what your party is. everyone should be pissed off about that and a lot of people are ignoring that. [ applause ] >> do you think this special counsel is just for show? >> probably. they have to make it like they would do what they did for trump. they did not raid his garage, did they? this was all a voluntary episode based on the fact that he had been caught. i am struck by the fact that it tells you everything you need to know about the league totoday. the university of pennsylvania thought it was an ideal to give -- you look at the e-mails that came out of hunter's laptop. what did they do? they raise almost $100 million from chinese

sources when joe biden showed up. what may those documents be for? you raised a right point at the beginning. donald trump was the president having the power to declassify. joe biden was not. this should be a real problem. the timing is the story. do the dems want him out? >> yeah, it could all be from the dems. >> i made the mistake, you heard me and i think it was on tuesday where i said kamala, do something. >> she did it. >> apparently she watches the show. [ laughter ] >> that's all she does. >> that's true. >> i got to watch what i say. >> her and mayor pete are behind the whole thing. up next with the woke mobs causing minorities acting jobs. [ applause ] [smash] >> dad: it's okay. pull over. >> tech: he wouldn't take his car just anywhere... ♪ pop rock music ♪ >> tech: ...so he brought it to safelite. we replaced the windshield and recalibrated their car's advanced safety system, so features like automatic emergency braking will work properly.

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is reluctant to cast people as bad guys because that would send a wrong message. he wants to play more bad guys. yeah, he looks so dangerous. big scary eye balls. he believes if his character in welcome to chip n' dale were not based in india in real life, it would have been played by a white guy. everyone knows the bad guy is always the best guy to play, they're richer and more interesting characters than the whole some best friends who has all the right answers. they have more fun and better homes and cars and they have a lot of hench men they can insult all the time. they fire people into trapped doors into fire

pits. something i have been pushing for here at fox. the real question here is what's a good guy or bad guy these days? do we know? sometimes it takes a minute to realize it is the good guys that who were actually the bad ones. it is not darth vader who's the bad guy? and george bailey? that's not a good father. my opinion, by the way. look at james bond, this womanizer drunk has a license to kill, that does not make him a hero. it makes him a clinton. [ applause ] >> >> kat. can you name o villain? >> yes, oh "shooter mcgavin."

>> he's a white guy and it leaves me to my point. "woke" has been the best. we get the best part because it is so much fun to be evil. i don't want to be a good guy. i don't want to be bad. >> well, the worse thing about this is this is not some sort of hypothesis. this actually happens a few weeks ago with tim burton with his "wednesday" show on netflix. the truly woke thing to do is limit the amount of jobs available in acting for people who are not what -- it does not make any sense but a lot of these stuff do no. because people who are afraid to challenge it. it is on people in t trtpthe industry to challenge because everybody knows how

stupid it is but afraid to say so. >> few watch commercials, i know you do. in the commercial they have a diverse makeup but the dumbest person is always a white guy and the smart person is the younger and hipper minority who shows everybody how it works. that's boring. i rather be the guy that screws [ bleep ] up. >> agreed and you and i both are and in every sitcom, the dad is the dumb, white guy dad. this is -- if you noticed the movie "maverick," you never actually see who the bad guy is. meaning the enemy that "maverick" was fighting against when they shoot the thing -- it goes not just to race but geo-political. you can't say the chinese or the north koreans. secondly, of course completely by wokeness which means common sense goes

out the door and you take away jobs black actors as a result and we don't enjoy films that could go in another direction. >> it did occur to me. i don't remember any chinese super villain and maybe going back to bond. >> you can't do it anymore because they can't market in china. >> what do we have left? >> tom shalu, he would be the graetest villain. that face he had. >> he's kevin spacey without the baggage. that's a lot of baggage. e! is upset about this and these movies where they put ethnic minorities in these lead positions and they're afraid to have them do anything controversial. it is like a very boring story. >> yeah, yeah, and by the way,

any movie that has the minority best friend is always the worst character in it. oh, let me help you. knock on the door, they always have great advice and it is like i would -- who would not? well, you are an actor, tyrus. >> that's how i pay a lot of bills in my house. for some reason being big and giant black and tattoos, i didn't get a lot of the heroine rolls. >> playing villain is more fun. you have to sit them down of the one child in your house that does not get it but god demands that you still take care of them. it is a job. it is not real. when an actor gets a character to play, the more challenging the role, the more jobs it leads to. so, being a villain in a movie that's -- is this the imagine with the woke and hollywood started to go broke because woke movies don't

sell. by the time they got a ttext tt out, no goes to see it. hollywood is now hey, we need to go forward because they are losing money. >> if i was an actor, i would rather play hitler instead of santa claus. >> what movie would that be? >> that actually is a good movie. >> santa claus verses hitler? >> santa claus gives hitler a gift and he has to go back and get it because he's clearly on the naughty list. >> and santa claus really kills it hitler. >> he puts coal in his mouth >> and you can be santa claus. >> no, i want to be the heroi. >> i am going to be hitler. >> well, we knew that.

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talk to your doctor about rinvoq. learn how abbvie can help you save. new study, my favorite kind, pete, claims to study how much their co-workers like them. what they found was a liking gap. that's a difference between how they thought they came off or how they actually did. this matter seems like your co-workers don't like you could hurt your career and making you less going after your opportunities. that's why i am so hard on my writers.

[ laughter ] >> i like how they left the credit in there. >> and in some cases knowing that co-workers despise you could be a great motivator. you mmay mm be oblivious and they hate yyou even if they pee on your hairpiece before the show. >> >gerri, you are the te texas -- expert. why is this important? >> i assume that everybody hates me. you know she's going to talk about the gop conversion.

>> it does matter. >> so you think this matters. >> yeah, because get along, go along. how you get along with other people in your office matters to how you advance, you said it yourself. suck ups, they get promoted. >> yeah, pete, i used to think everybody loves me at fox. >> you probably have a different account of that. >> i am about four offices down from you. you know what they call the little area in front of your office? the likability gap. [ laughter ] >> his office is filled with scented candles. >> and they stink. >> you ran down the hallway and told me to turn off my scented candles. >> you know why i did it? i did it for somebody else that didn't want to ask you.

>> is pete here? >> exactly. >> i don't type like that either. [ laughter ] >> i was being as small as you. [ laughter ] >> maybe i do type like that. >> i don't know, kat, you think everybody hates you, correct? >> yeah?. it is the safest way to do it so you don't be disappointed. even if somebody really likes you, they can start hating you without a reason. they can decide they don't like you or a little bored at you or something saying something behind your back. sometimes it is someone else's conversation. you assume everybody hates you. >> you know what you are talking about? >> logic and reasons. >> you are talking about what happens when you are kids. remember when you are in a group and you will be out of a group and somebody would -- >> you this i that -- you think

that stops when you are a kid? >> what do you say, tyrus? >> i don't know, i am lucky, i walk down the hallway and everybody smiles. >> when i breathe hard, they leave. >> you have size leverage. >> i use it to my extent. all right, we got to go because this next topic is disgusting. up next, the bed in the bachelor pad may be bacteria clad. for what you need! whoo! we gotta go again. only pay for what you need. ♪liberty liberty liberty♪ ♪liberty♪

a story in five words, single men have gross sheets. >> a new study found that half of single men wait up to four months to wash their bed sheets. >> someone there is pretending to be grossed out. >> seriously, the question to you, kat, are they single because they are gross or gross because they are single? >> i don't think it matters. >> oh, it matters. >> does it matter to you, pete? >> that's like the least bad thing about men. >> really? >> what's the worst thing? >> they can be mean.

>> uh-huh. >> i don't care how gross a person is as long as you are nice to me. [ laughter ] >> hence those long affairs with that homeless man. >> okay, it was not that long. he he he died. [ laughter ] >> well, of natural causes. >> he >> died doing what he loved. >> heroine. >> that was a risk you took falling in love. >> it was quite romantic. you don't need to put sheets on your bed. you are lying in your mattress with the clothes of the previous lover. >> what are you setting me up for? >> i always wonder guys in the military got to wear the same underwear everyday. >> all the time. >> i could never be -- it is for me and i can't pee in public. >> the secret is no underwear in the military.

>> oh. >> you sweat -- >> it is true. anybody been overseas, hot places, it is another set of material that stays wet so you when you sweat, it gets in your pants and it dries off. it is good. i didn't wear underwear for months. >> wow. that that was a functional thing. i will say ultimately because men are singles. i can't remember when was the last time i wash sheets. my wife does weekly. i think it would be multiple months. >> she does it weekly as in she's not good at it. >> that's kind of harsh. >> you don't have to answer it. >> wow. >> don't answer it. >> he's got a good point. women make us better animals. >> yes. >> i honestly, i never thought about cleaning my sheets until i started dating in my late 30s. >> yeah. >> i had to wait for that one. i b bbet that's excited when that

came out. >> my first bed, i think i pulled on the side of the street by a trash can. >> i did the same thing. it was a box spring. oh, there is the bed, i am winning. >> i did that at berkeley. >> i have been on the record several times that i don't do laundry. i would date someone who had a washer machine in the car. i would just say i would like mine sheets changed every other day if that's cool with you because i am protecting the house. >> hey, you want protection? somebody breaks now, you want to say it is not my week? [ laughter ] >> it is not a lot i am asking her. you do the sheets, i watch the street, it is fair. [ laughter ] >> >> gerri, will you being doi the wall to wall story tomorrow? >> i think we'll be covering. i think it is ridiculous and men are both gross and single and even non single men can be gross. my husband never wants to

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