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it's leftovers. e so i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading, so they aren't funny. don't blame me. i checked out months ago. . here we go . convicted trafficker ghislaine maxwell is reportedly teaching etiquette classes to her fellow inmates. n the puncthh line. lessons include table manners, formal greetings, folding a bed sheet with your neck. also a also, among our top rules. >> it's never polite to ask a teenager how old she is . microsoft's new a.i. tool only needs to hear three seconds of your voice to mimic you mimic, making it the only thing on earth that can do it faster than your angry wife. >> that's the stock photo that we found to explain marriage. stock photos are great.
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>> earlier this week, an amtrak train got stuck in south carolina. it tooh carolina and tk were ths to get to florida, usually to getflorida. stranded that lo, you'd have to fly southwest. >> oh, oh.. >> in his new book, princeat hea harry revealed that he once got frostbite on his during a trip luckily hith pole. >> but luckily hiss ball were safe in a jar in his wife's purse. aides to president biden haveed discovered classified documents in his possessio documenn. biden has since apologized, saying he saw the wordst it w top secret and thoughtas it was the kfc recipe. ate a professor at penn state is co university is claiming that straight people can learn to be bisexual simply by watching. >> but my roommate scott and i already knew that i should
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read these. spotted in massachusetts this week, ben affleck was spotted serving people at a dunkin donuts with somru, said affleck. it's always nice to disappoint customers with something besides my acting. south sudan >> six journalists in south wherk were arrested this wee over the circulation of footage appearing to show president salva kiirpresiden wet his pants.s. but they were later released and told if they can keep quietd about an incontinent president , they'll haveen a a job cnn at cnn. [applause] yeah, a smattering.a smattering ve's a smattering of south carolina veteran took down a knife wielding man at a wal-mart last wednesday. abbe noov shoppers were stabbed,om although several did die from obesity. that seemed kind of low out of left field and funny, a fatheru
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in ecuador has legally changedem his gender to improve his chances in a custody case. if he winsis, hees t promises t. himself for child support. >> and finally, for the firstins time in his presidency,n el p joe biden visited the border ins el paso this week. when asked what the mostrip memorable part of the trip was, he said, well, obviouslyviouslyt was when i said, mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall .l. >> all right. let's do some news. he he left files by the corvette and like his pants, the excuses are all wet. >> a special counsel has been appointed to investigate how top secret classified documents ende d up inge and president biden's delaware garage and an office he used a n washington, dc, and a third batch at his residence in wilmington. and it's true, you can now findi classified documents wherever
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balance of nature is sold.sold >> trying to get a sponsoro deal shocking. owed u >>p usually when joe leave something behind, it's cleaned up with a carpet steamer a lot of jokes, but it could be an honest mistake. after all, joe left behindan a lot more in afghanistan like weapons and people. ressman but according to one democrat congressman from georgia, something muching much more nefs is afoot. >> i'm suspicious of the timingh of it. i'm also aware of the fact that things can be planted on people, things canth ings cbe planted in places, andn discovered conveniently. almos it's at n interesting theory, it almost as interesting as guam tippinerg over into the ocean. >> my fear is that the whole island will become so heavily populated that it will tip over and capsize to classic.
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and i love that man. so he's actually suggesting someone planted the documents to frame the president. seems pretty harevd to believe it's hurting. >> biden's garage was locked. >> but let's be honest. if biden is being framed, we know who had the opportunity and motive. what do you want to know? i called it, but you known all who the real winners are in all of this chinesdie spies who can now get top secret files at garage sales before they had a bang. >> eric swalwell. walter, great to see you. i was i can't wait to hearory it your opinions. >> i love this story. it's like it's the best story. it's the best carmac story of the year. for this early year, don't you think? >> well, i think the meaning of this story is that the democratic party has decided it's tim thee to lock
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joe biden in the garage. >> yes, and it's probably a good idea. he's a lot like a vintage corvette joe biden. he's kind of nostalgic to look at.d but if you take it outdr and drive it, it might break down and you can't get parts. te >> he's also like a vintage corvette in that he doesn't meet modern mission standard. all right. >> no catalytic converter. cat yeah. out of noxious tailpipe emissions. >> yes, that's true.. but, you know, the other thing i keep thinking is why aredocume there documents in the garage? >> isn't everything on a computer these days? i mean, the onlyonly documents t are like marriage licenses. the declaratiohen of independence. so what's in there like the magna carta or. yeah, exactly.
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this is kind to use a bit of met your metaphor. if thir ifs is a plot by theryit democrats, which it might be to get them out, it's like they're trying to get the car keys from gramps. >> that's what they're tryingo to do. gramps, cadon what or it was a plot by the democrats. >> it could be because they want to look good becauseht they think that trump would be easier to beat than somebody like ron desantis. i'm just saying, if we're doinni conspiracieses g, let's get more creative. yeah, that is a good one . of work boy, that's a lot of work, though. >> and i lost something. i don't think that's what happened. yeah. yeah, they tried that before. and he got elected. yes. >> tt beforeno they did. >> kthey did. they absolutely did that already. but they feel they still feel so comfortable running deal so t them they don't have much else but they're still doing the . yeah. p we'll look at how bad trumpe stl is thing all these years later. >>l they still are doing that. yeah. it's amazing. you know, dig in.like a i love this is like a karmic implosion. of the avanade scale.t? right. remember avanade? he is on the like he why biden
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reminds you that is they both were self-righteous blowhards about a specific thing. >> right. that specific t and that specific thing has hoisted them on their ownwhat t petard. >> and i don't even know what it batard is , but i'd like to be hoisted on one of you know what i mean. basswood. >> yeah, hoist me on your hoist petard. hoist me. i sa me y i do have a lot of ro and pulleys at home, but i won't say that word because i if i say it in southern, it'sso goinutg to get me into trouble. right. i , i'm not going to talk about avnery, but i do understand people, women who carry grudges, as i have a lot of like little homemade dolls ine my apartment of people. >> i put hexes on posters, youon know, little old hose stuffed with cotton. >> never mine std, i , i think s
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is a woman i'm going to travel down this road because if you want to get back at a man, youyo go after his car and you go in the garage with the stiletto and you go after the tirese in on the vet. and while you're in the garage, shivan, the tires, you're going during a plant to plant some extra documents to , you know, to make sure the think tank documents in dc are not a one off.one-of and just thinking out of the box, it's definitely kamala harris. you go, t you have to realize that if you listen to her, enerl i was the attorney general of california. i was a us senator .e last in the last two years. you've had me talking abouting space with some kiddy actors and being a greeter for dead fish.gr the philippines. and no in the philippines. >> yeah. and now you've decided, you old codger, you're running again.d f
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>> you've got to get rid of them. you know, the if you really want to go after a man, whatda you do is you get with his dad and then you make him call youso a step mom.m. >> that's interesting. >> you know, i thought the tyrus that she's getting back . hold on th.athold on, h hold on .ol wait a minute. let's i was like, should i sayao it was too late? because i . i would hurt. right. when you said pittard, i also i can't say it, but remember, he was the guy that hurt that little girl. remember, on the debate, i was that little girl you put on and put him on a bus. yes. e but thi was that little girl. but she loves buses. so it's like confusing electric because it would make sense, like he put me on the bus. some would put him on the bus. yeah. out of dc. exactly. thatknow, she couldn't say that because that sounded cool.
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but my favorite part of this whole thing is they still blamed all thin s on the trump administration. righthe on. t. because they made it weird when the transitioning. wit and that's why we took all the documents with us, because one to give it make to . but that's really what they're where they're going with , which makes zero sensezeense . it's kamala's. people probably jumped on thisui but this is what happens whenff you let your kids put your stuff away. they just put it anywhere. huat is true. he gavnte hunter had one job to do. one thing, take alle to the documents that connect me to you and get rid of him. them yes. and you.ere he would and he did. never g and he hit them at the places where he would never go .ge, an a library, dad's garage and home. yes. classic son clas.sic so yeah. wanzhou. yeah. cat, last word to you.s a been has this been a great week?
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inspired by nature and discover the forest dog. welcome back, america. opinions on cooking with gas from new york's pain in the . >> yeah, aoc's bitchen about appliances in your kitchen. congresswoman alexandriaenn ozio cortez tackled the gas stove debacle on instagram yesterday. she is one of the rare people who can even look bad when she interviews herself. o e >> we're all at beverly. no secret government agencytake is going to bust down your door
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and take your asked overweigh.ko maybe if you cook and you don't mave the exhaust hood on , maybe you turn that on . maybe if you're in a placein where it's amenable and you're cooking open a window, that's what it was. i agree lly. i agree. definitely open a window. if o you'rpen upe with aocth, a ten minutes of her blather,he you'll want to jump ouring yt oe >> she also believes thatas sto exposure to gas stovesve is linked to reduced cognitiveo redu performance, which makes us wonder how long she'd been a chef. >> then there's this. funny i do think it's funny, like absolute utter republican meltdown, whether, like, you can take my gas stove or my cold dead hands or how dare you talk about gass stoves. you have a gas stove.ove first of all fi, first of all, i read periods. >> yes. yes. she has a gas stove, but it's different because she's renting
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. consider that logic.t logi yes. i deplore guns, which is whyre i borrow my cousins when i robbed liquo r stores.i does explain the >> but it does explain the new slogan for erts runover as many people as you like. it's a rental, but it is the same logic you hear from these i hypocrites about anything related to climate. it's alln idiotic defense thatoe allows people who condemn fossil fuels to still take uberl covs to gala events and private jets. the climate conferences, they're not really ourences.e n you see, we don't own them.ookig well, fine w.make but you just said cookingrns with gas makes stupid. >> and turns out she was cooking with gas all along. dashe should sue herself for damages. ack af butet it's also worth noting how the dems are walking this back after seeing the outcry oua >> now they're claiming nos stos one wants to take your gas [be. >> but then who brought all this up? it? seems to me they're trying
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to gaslight the gas lighters. yp but, hey, if it's the gas that makes it stupid, it does explain this fella i know two in a row to swallows it. sto i should stop. no, nop., i'll keep going. no, i love it.. am i the only one that can see that she's wine drunk while she's doing this? oh, really? she's drunk. oh, i didn't notice that in this. and i like that was a that'sch wine what happens when someonea drinks too mucwednesh in a wedny night and there's no. one around. i'm going to grab my phone . but he should have stopped her. it's i can't do this, but i get make up already. but i love the like this all the time. >> tyr just kind of it'uss like wine drunk hanging out. no, just hanging out.t hang out hanging out.what >> yeah. no, i'm still a dancer. sitting there is bad. sometimes you switch it up a little bit, move your arm anyway. what she's doing? she is c you know what she's doing.ating she's culturally appropriating carax the victims, what?
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she's culturally appropriating car accident victim decided to get hit on end up like that. didn't youreceiv ever see that in deliverance when ronnie ronnie cox that the name the guy get his gets, he falls,a he gets almost dies. that comes out of the lake, comes out of the lake, and he'sa like this. it's an amazing scene. watch deliverance. yeah. but i gladly would havdelie take yrus: i' that part of the movie any dayfe of the week and the rest of it. oh yeah. i'll fall and break my arm. s br dagon, why is gas better than electric? soutuld assume, you know, because you grew up in the south where you use fire for almost everything. yeah. make of fire . if dictatorial, keep pushing us . i'm retrograding to would come u in here with a hatchet and chop this up and i'm going to cook with wood in the hall of my apartment building. >> they go, i could talk ford tf days about this because what
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new york state is doing is actually banning gas in new buildings. yeah. and every story magically appears that conservatives areno now the culturw thee war is agat gas stoves. and that somehow we've all madeh it up. and all the headlines are exactly the same. well, the actual war is from the left against chinese american chis and a culture war is against chinese cuisine. and cooking with walks because you use gas to cook the wok. and they have banned gas across the whole of california. and now they're going to do it o in new york state. and it just boils s down to stop with stuff that we like, >> gre they want to punish. so let's say they want to punish the middle to lower rungs of society her e in the united states while
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demanding reparations from countries fo the same people to other countries who are still cooking it with gas. >> so it's like robbing peter to pay pasquel. sure. pascuathat's that's a very complicated turn. you just took. e i know. i know.. i'm kidding myself. here's a thing they say that cooking with gas is like havingr a car idling in your kitchen. yes. >> yes, it's dangerous. s but iftart you're going to start with a dangerous cooking appliance, let's start with microwave ovens, because microwave oven is like havingler a small nuclear reactor inea your kitchen. >> you know, if a cat gets on a gas stove, it's going to get hot and run away. the cat gets in a microwave oven, it's going to feel fine and then suddenly explode. >> have you have you have you tested this hypothesis? i read thi all the stories about it, and it always ends the samey way. >> the cat explodes. >> so i'm not against i'm not nt against, you know, trying to make the kitchen a safer place. >> i just think wek shoulwe sht
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the microwave oven and the blender, you know, and work down to the gas, see how the garbage disposal i mean ,how often has that almost taken out? children have fallen intooh , mygarbage. me hav oh, my god. in th joke.he wor some of the vivid shoved into them by their weird uncle tat. you know what a stove is .ow wh you've things. >> no way. no way. when they're saying, oh, people are getting so mad about tha the gas stove, it's not about that. t. theit's about the fact that the government thinks they can tell you what kind of kitchen hv appliancese you can have when they're especially. there's so many other problems. i can't get mad abouas stovet ms stove because i don't know if i have one or not or how it works. you know, if you ever useve bec my stove because i'm a feministau, you are a feminist,a you probably have a heat induction grill. if gas and grill is now the newi electric car , celebrities go on twitter or instagram or go get a heat induction grill. t and it's likele and it's twice as expensive.
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smokey and the bandit airable, according to a letter published by usc school of social work field will be replaced with the word practic, which sounds like something that advertises on this channel. ever since the doctorcribed prescribed practicum by stream can bore a hole through dry concrete. talk to your doctor . side effects include death. michigan's department of health also banned the term field worker for the same reasons, citing fears that phrases like i'm going into the field could harm its employees. >> perhaps if the field is in detroit, lastly, and reluctantly, we head northc to canada, where their version of the girl scouts has bannednoe the word browniecas and not because it's singled out their prime minister allegedly
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never will die. complainin allegedly, there were complaints from adults that the b word was insensitive instead of brownie will nowld be called ember's. in an effort to be to arso more inclusive to arsonist's. look, if you don't like saying brownies, then switch to chocolate chip cookies. cook it. nd mrs fields is this some kind of thing i that's just like never going to end because it's just so easy but to punch a little trolls woke troll just sitting in like a room, just going through the dictionary and they get they get a blog post or they get something every time they get a sardine thrown in their stupid, uglyeiry faces. >> yes. >> desabsolutely. on and on and on , though i dool love that you could potentially call.nd app i know this is a misapplicatioln of the word practicum, but it'se like, why did you get suspended for three days? and you can say, oh, well,caught
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because i got caught on the football practicum performing. it just sounds so much more . i see that go in there.i saw i saw crystaitl clear , but i do love that they change brownies to ember's, which sounds like a club in my home county in virginia that's down a dirt road. with a you know, it's like a cocktail lounge where the women may or may not be topless and oror b bottomless. s. so that's just so appropriate for young girls. ember's it sounds like ifer you're if you're if that if your dad names you amber, he does want you to be a stripper. >> ember's makes no sense. burn ember's are what are left after a fire burns down. yes. they're not the younge beginnings of a fire. yeah. like brownies, hot brownies. hot brownies. >> greg: but here's a little whipped cream.thor h
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>> i am soer happy that for dessert tonight, greg, here's my problem with banning language. what you ban the word field, but the thing is still around. yes. got to get rid of fields's. b so in other words, you've lost the word, but you still have this dirt covered patch of. yes. oh, and so, you know, on the baseball fields. >> yeah. or on the farm where i grew up,m you would say, you know, can jimmy can you go out and spray the weeds in the flat place where the corn grows. you. >> and so we've still at the thing. >> and also the word fieldirst n refers to many things. >> ever since einstein physicists have been searching for the unified field theory. >> right. the formula that will explain all physical reality.l >> what about gravitational fields? exactly.ts with now it's going to be the gravitational thing, flat being out there where the corndt grows covered in dirt, textbooks are going to get longer. >> everything is going to grow more complex. n it gthat agriculture will fai.
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that's the biggest point thate in fact, these people are pretending that that they're oblping engage in a better, safer dialog. but it actually creates obstacles for dialog, dialogine thin supposed to be about simplifying things, not complicatingplicatin em. >> yeah. and in california, at least, the document said using this word may not be benign, like ma a lot of things may or may not happen. yeah, but i they. only pu t it or they that way because they could not find one person who was actually upset. would have said that right. t right?ersoi would like to heae who was actually a suffered inab any way by being around somebody who used the word field. >> yeah. you know, what, sir?. i don't believe. >> oh, my god. you my turn yet what do you think, tyrus?
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they they said fieldworker. yeah. keeping their worker.. >> see, that means i got paid to work in a field. that's a good thing.as still if it was still field , i want to get rid orif the part. yes. okay, field is fine. yeah. field is a field. fie nobody born in the lasthundre one hundred years can hear the word field and go oh, i got to go get cotton. >> nobody feels nobody hears ons that. no one has a story. none. so it's not a play. and if you're going to say, t'se let's take it a step further, gi let's take grizzly bears offzzly the top predators and put field mouse in there. yes, t because nothing triggers more fear than a field mousewhoc because a racist mouse who is coming after and if you believe
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of his eyeball s and starts screaming at me and swearing at me, get the guy. >> what are you doing? you doing move, move. and get behind me. >> and screamed in my ear, whoa, move faster. move it. we're getting to thiswh intersection where there's hundreds of people watching heiserndreds oup and k and he kp to a meps it up until we to stand there and points to a mark on the pavement and start shooting. start shooting. oh, it sounds bad, but be happyn .'t alec wasn't alec baldwin. yeah baldwin, i have to go.ghte] do i have to go to kat first? because we work together everyd day. i listen to this and i said there, that's me.iot. i defend bill murray. she's an idiot.s th right. people have to understand thata there's no reason to take your time in television. >> there's no reason because you need to have, like, he wasoi in a clown costume cat. he's in the middle on f the street. and she's sitting in hern
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frickin trailer. he he's going to be .very d whatay say you? can you see me every day acting a very same way? >> no, you're you're worse by worse. w orse.yeah, you are worse becausr went to go get her himself. i've done that. you know you don't. oh, yes.y turn it's my turn. okay, what you do is you beginae to yell at everyone aroundve you who is there. yet, wh wy is it this person here yet why didn't you tell them that they needed to be here at thisul time to yell at those people? a in trun and then they run to goe person? and when the person comes inyoua then you yell that. lso on yes, yes.got at i w yelled at one person, you yell it at least seven .single yes, i do. i do. day but you have to every single day. but ever buty body should welcome my yelling because it gets everybody home sooner. >> that's my whole goal is so everybody can get home to their loved ones. their little puppy is all right . i got to trys? it. that's a nice spin that has do i
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with everyone and everything to do with his barbecue. >> yeah, okay. gets hungry and little greg gets nasty. he's like a little , he's like angry da little angry when he i get his meal on time.s. >> so that's what that's i admit it. yeah. but also you have to be willing to eat but okay, this is a little i actually got you back back on this okay.on one.use it's open season on bill murray. >> everyone's trying to find something to go at him. vies who but being in a few moviest myself, when you get to your trailer, you have, what, a little a little notebook thata shows when you'rt e on the scen, you're on your lines forl know t the day and then you'll know. >> and then you go to makeup and you get done. and certain actors, actresses who think they're more established and others take their time. so you'll be on set and you're waiting and waiting. understand at least three other people on the totem pole. runneo the runner went to get hert the production assistant went to get her. he's standing in new york city in a clown outfit with clown shoes on . yes, okay.mark for for those of you have anyone
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who's ever borrowed my shoes and tried to run around with them, fun can seventeen try it. it got to the point where the star of the show in clownwn shoes went to your trailer. yeah. walked through the set.set, eveh ineverything in clown shoe panes not end with launs up and yells hy you in the fact that her story did not end with laughing hysterically because bill murray, dressed as a clown, is cussing at you is hilarious. >> yeah. lause] yeah. and she said it still bothers her. yeah. if that wa s what i had to lie about that night, i'd be sogratf grateful it didn'tul it didn't bother her that much. >> there's no way because she30 waited to say it for 30 something years and she wasli laughing when she wangs telling the story. r:
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yeah, exactly. but here's the thing. geena davis had a problem. she needed money. she >> she was going to writell a book. she knew that nobody reallyna cared about the life of geena t davis, but she knew they mightha care about bill murray. wit and so she came up probably with bill murray with a pre-approved story that really p isn't thatreappr harsh. yowhu know, i'm bill murray.er i was just going to say, yeah, i yelled at her in a clown s suit. >> i mean, but this is her big trauma origin story aboutw sh how she became the has been she is now, i believe. i b i believe thatel in my life,ging judging this thi, i must have fifty gina davis lurking in my background because i havech given so much to guests, male and female, about about lollie . is it lollygag? lollygag. lollygaggin i hate the lollygag. listen, you're going to be ninety when these people startku writing their memoirs.l be flatte you'll be flattered that they remember. yes, that's true. you
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bill is a notoriously horriblehc person though to men and women the richard dreyfus film. what about bob ? with him right around the same time and years ago he told the story about bill murray, e, drunk at dinner, lov and came back and screamed and was screaming at him and said, everyone hates you. beu're tolerated. that's amazing. that's true. and but then threw an ashtray at richard dreyfus about the size of, well, that coffee table. and he also threw a producer in the lake on the same movie.n and but thisan went on and on aa on . so ginnta davis went on this podcast. with that, she shall remais pon nameless. w podcast host is odiousho.se she tr and because she tried to make it a cheap thing, it's not a cheap thing. bill murray, he's hilarious, wr but you migheat not want to worc with him. but by the way, real quick,
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a story in five words. >> seniors getting high as kites. that's five soaked. walter study shows thaso, wat eighteen hundred percentn pot-re increase in pot related emergency room visits among people. sixty five and older, that's 100%. a is thr >> and it's because marijuana is three times stronger. shouldn't i mean, i'm noty surprised by this. everybody who's trie, everybda i new marijuana thinks they're going they're going to die righe.t. alter: >> well, listen, if i tried this new marijuana and i happened to be sober, i can't imagine how bad it would smoki be when i was smokinnggs brown mexican weed at eighteen. poss yeah, i sometimes thought i wase possessed by the devil. the devl >> yes. this wax stuff. yeah. you know that you smoke using all this complicated apparatus.
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i've seen turn people into just complete catatonic toads. thatn >> right. you see that a lot on the view. yeah. yeah.e yeah. so easy. that's not we that's cupcake'ssd . >> it' yous an edible. you mean edibles. mean. edibles are craz are crazy tirhas.tyru they're crazy. they have. why can't they tell people what to take. they do. don't >> they do. listen. people don't. i , i , i have been one of i those people. yeah yeah yeah yeah. cut in half.n halfatever twhatever . and then oh candy bar. fighnext thing you know you're like my hands are trying and igy don't know how to get away from them because they're connectedet to me and it's racist. >> i can't get away from them.. that's what happens. the only difference is i don't call people because i stillwa have a career. if i was eighty , i would want, good you know, but good for them,
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you know, good for them. you want to if you made it this far and you want to keep the epe other stds because t you all giving each other stds, up, g get weird if you're sixty five now go to town . if you'r ie sixty five now you'e eighteen, nineteen seventy two. so you were, you were. this is like revisitingof something but they're not prepared. take and i also have a theory dagon, that the difference between alcohol and pot is that we start the kids young on . get they throw up, they get hung over. so the n they kind of like understand this and they don'tta go to the hospitall. but then you end up with pot, you like, oh, my god, what's happening? it's definitely the edibles, but these older people are not going of their free will . this is their kidsm. and grandkids taking their at home, chillin on the sofa. yeah, they're having a great ride, watching some old lindsay lohan movies. and it's people making them go to the hospital.
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don't want to go. they're like hallucinating. what ever gone everything up? i've never gone to the emergency room because you took too many drugs. yes. you know what they do for you?eo they give you more drugs. i know. >> walte >> not ir:n my case. they give you the opposite oppos. and it's nicsitee. yeah, i did that. i happened to be in high school in my freshman year in high school. >> i smoked.stuff mayb some stuff happened to you more than once. r]yb twice e twice in high school. thanks for counting, kat. greg actually got addictedcted t to the come down drugs, soo hed had to show up there like, oh,oh i'm so high. you guys have. >> what about you can what do you make of this? this gives me, like, m hope likr ite future. >> yes. some of t it says some of themhe were so, didn't even realize they were talking to a doctor . welle talkin, that's awesome. storieust it is just like those stories about how they're als l banging each other in the nursing home, like getting old. >> sounds a little dud lite. sixty five is not. oh, no, no. who are in th >> i'm talking about like
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