sunday," he or she guest co-chairs the house problem solvers conference democrats and republicans see if they find common ground. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse, do you have a bet with harold ford? i mean, he is calling for the giants to beat the eagles. >> jesse: i heard that and the man is from tennessee so what the hell is he talking about? [laughter] >> bret: we'll see. >> jesse: right. go eagles. >> bret: see you, buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when things aren't going great, sometimes you need a rebrand like giving yourself a nickname. >> george, what is that? it's nothing. it's got no snap, no zip. i need a nickname that makes people light up. >> you mean like liza? [laughter] >> i was thinking t-bone.

>> there is no t in your name what about g bone. >> jesse: sometimes companies try a new product with a new name and it doesn't work out. >> as new coke replaced the original coke, the soda maker suddenly had a mutiny on its hands. >> i think the new coke is too sweet. i like the old coke better. >> we're trying to start a grassroots campaign to get the old coke back. >> somebody out there tell me why coke did it? why they changed? >> jesse: in ohio, we caught teachers rebranding critical race theory crt was getting too much heat from parents and the press, so they lied. and they said they weren't teaching it anymore but the school officials were caught on hidden camera admitting that they have been secretly teaching crt and laughing about it. a nonprofit group accuracy in media sent their people deep under cover to find out whattens going on in these schools. they sent the videos to "primetime" exclusively and what we're about to show you is sinister.

>> more than one way to skin a cat. so, you can pass a bill that you can't teach crt in a classroom, but if you cover programming or extracurricular activities or anything like that. [inaudible] get out. oops? >> jesse: i just told your white son he is racist. oops. i just told your black daughter she is worthless without reparations. this underground agenda is being spread in schools all across ohio and probably the whole country. >> can't we just change the labels and do -- right? >> yeah. and it's good stuff. it's just, you know, i mean, labels are just getting attacked. >> all with respect to how you dress the window. you can do a lot of shopping without anybody even know you are shopping. >> yes. >> those there are all sorts of ways around it. you just have to be very careful how you phrase what you are going to

say. >> jesse: crt is everywhere. it's been camouflaged. this footage is behind enemy lines. they use code words. >> talking about social justice or anti-racism? >> so we do move forward with that. we do. and. >> so i would say that's where we go -- feel pretty confident. you know, we -- as the superintendent, i do choose words wisely though to make sure that we're able to move forward. i don't want to be stopped at the most important. >> right. >> belonging is really that key word that we focus on. >> belonging a way to talk about social justice without raising red flag? >> um-huh. >> belonging. he called secretly teaching kids crt the most important work we're doing, quote unquote. there's a subversion campaign all around us. principals are going to great lengths to make children hate themselves and hate the country. and they will do whatever it takes. >> even if they did that crt ban thing locally they would be like

not for us. >> there is enough for us to not call it that. >> should i be able to stay in my position if this law does go through heaven forbid we will be just as covert in our wording of our -- as long as i'm in the seat and don't lose my job over it. >> if you have to. >> yeah. >> it's unfortunate but if you have to. >> we'll find a way. >> jesse: and they have an action plan for parents who ask questions. you know, parents who actually care about their kids' education and the plan is. this lie to their face. and slow walk it until it's sunk in and too late to stop. >> there is not going to be supportive if i lay out everything we are going it do. but if i talk to them about doing this one thing in the name of supporting students, they probably won't have an issue with this one thing. and by the time we get that thing established, if i start talking to them about this one other thing, they don't realize that was two things.

is our parents say privilege is a controversial topic? probably. but don't get me wrong, we will cross that bridge when we come to. i mean, probably get discussed in 17 classrooms before somebody actually brings it in here and then we will deal with it. >> jesse: if they can't hide it from the parents, they will just trick them. >> we have some parents that. [laughter] , you know, they don't fully understand so, you know, it's -- when we trick them, you know. [laughter] so, similar situation. so, if we have a certain content that we want to share students, and they see one word in the language it's like oh, no, we can't do that well, lettens look at it from a different viewpoint and change. >> and if the media, like us, start asking questions, a lot of them, too. a lie to them too. >> go critical race theory in

your curriculum which was what the talking point was from a certain news stand. so we got to a point what do you mean by critical race theory? >> do you think we are teaching higher education and grad stuff to your second grader. >> no. second thing is no we don't have that in our curriculum. >> jesse: only reason we know about this because it was caught on camera. it can be happening anywhere. probably is these teachers are taking crt courses in college. they graduate. then they get jobs at your kid's public school and then they tell your child they should be ashamed of themselves, telling your child america was never great. and tell them they don't deserve a thing because, you know, the color of their skin. and everybody owes somebody something. and then they divide the class into victims and victimizers. pump your son's brain full of self-doubt. make your daughter angry and entitled and have them walking around with a chip on their shoulder or walking around afraid to speak up. they want to divide and conquer the country so they can control you by guilt and move money around and shut you up so they don't have to earn anything.

white guilt by association. that's how to destroy the country. and that's why we need strong leaders in all 50 states keeping an eye out. it takes a strong backbone. when a governor takes a stand against crt, the media calls them racist. the worst thing you could call somebody. and ron desantis is going through this right now. you know how in high school they have a.p. courses, stands for advanced placement? smart students can take the a.p. course because it's tough stuff and looks good on your college application. well, some radicals tried to apply for a new a.p. course in florida on african-american studies, which is fine. we want that. "primetime" has no beef there. it's a good thing. and desantis thinks it's a good thing, too. but the a.p. african-american studies course that was proposed was laced with crt to the point where there was no real history at all being taught. it was all left wing propaganda.

desantis said no. that's not going to make the cut. why don't you guys go back, put together a real a.p. african-american studies course and resubmit it? well msnbc juiced that news and called desantis racist. >> what desantis is essentially saying is that the only valuable advanced placement class for a florida student are classes that are about europe or the other axis countries, that's it. the african-american studies is not deemed valuable. >> jesse: and it's not just msnbc. of course the white house fell for it, too. >> it is incomprehensible that to see that, that this is what, this ban, or this block to be more specific, that desantis has put forward, if you think about the study of black americans, that is what he wants to block. >> jesse: that's the only question binder was willing to answer and she got it wrong. the crazies at the college board, you know, the people that came up with this a.p.

african-american studies class have been trying to keep it a secret. they tried to hide the syllabus. but the florida department of education took a good look at the syllabus and "primetime" got a little overview of it, communist and critical race theory authors are required reading. one topic is intersectionality which ranks people based on race, wealth and gender. another topic promoted the elimination of prisons and one author who you are required to read writes that white supremacist super structures oppress black people. other required reading includes the examination of the white supremacist capitalist 'patriarchy. the entire discussion of reparations is pro-reparations. not a single anti-reparations voice. the another reading covers the destruction of capitalism. dolls that have anything to do with african-american history? is this what you would expect from an academically rigorous african-american studies a.p.

course in high school? no. this is the kind of stuff you see at university or grad school and if you want to take a class like that in college, fine go for it this is supposed to be a history class and there is no history. it's all ides logical propaganda which not only is against florida law but it's just not appropriate for high school a.p. history courses so good for ron desantis for backing that shamen the liars for lying about what going on here. adam is the president of accuracy media his reporting exposed those teachers hiding what they are doing in those schools. how surprised were you when you saw that tape? >> you know, not very much because at this point i have been in over 150 school districts across the country and we saw the same thing again and again and again. and we didn't go to berkeley,

california or boulder, colorado we went to red states like florida and we find the same social justice critical race theory everywhere we go. >> jesse: do they discuss why they are trying to push this propaganda on kids? >> absolutely. i will tell you these aren't one dimensional vale alans. they mean well. they are happy to break the law because they there it's in the best interest of every child to learn about social distancing and systemic racism and how capitalism is inherently racist. they mean well by those kids. obviously, what they knew is best for those kids is probably dramatically different from what their parent's view is best for their child. >> jesse: they really should not be hiding this from parents. do parents find out about this or because some of these code words in the way they spin it, i mean, even i wouldn't know and i'm pretty suspicious. >> oh, i have heard dozens of them. instead of talking about privilege, they now call it circumstance. they started teaching social and

emotional learning as a trojan horse for critical race theory in math class. and in some states, when parents caught on to that, they started calling that something else. it's an endless game of back a mole and these pros are always going to stay one step ahead of the parents. >> jesse: are we going to do anything about these backy school officials that you caught on tape? are any of them being suspended? >> i don't know. you know, some of them might be. they will probably be replaced by somebody just like them only wise enough to keep their mouth shut and not tell anybody what they are up to. you know, they pass these laws that ban crt and they are not worth the paper they are printed on. these radicals don't care about the law. they tell us that they're, quote, happy to close the door and teach whatever they want and do what's right. the law means nothing to. they the only solution is school choice where the money follows the child. that's the only way to get rid of this problem. >> jesse: if it's happening in ohio, it's probably happening everywhere.

do you have any advice for concerned parents about how to deal with something like this, what code words to look out for, how to address this with school officials? >> well, i will tell you, you know, it doesn't sound optimistic but the first thing i say is get your kid the heck out of traditional public schools. i was in a 3 to 1 republican to democrat county in rural tennessee. and had an administrator brag about how progressive their curriculum was from an equity point of view. that's how bad it is. and most districts around the country now have full-time equity officers. these are highly paid nonclassroom positions focused exclusively on pushing critical race theory into the classes. we have them in my state of florida. they have them everywhere. i don't think public education can be saved. >> jesse: if your school has an equity officer change the school and go somewhere else and next parent teacher conference bring a lie detector. i think hook them up. hook them right up. great job, accuracy in media. if you want to learn more out

there, go accuracy in media's website and find out all about it and the names of these teachers in case you want to hold them account being. administratively. thank you so much. great job. >> thank you for having me. >> jesse: joe biden says there is no there there with the classified documents. but we just found another smoking gun. ♪ my most important kitchen tool? my brain. (chime) so i choose neuriva plus. unlike some others, neuriva plus is a multitasker supporting 6 key indicators of brain health. to help keep me sharp. (chime) neuriva: think bigger

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♪ >> jesse: you know that guy who lies his way through every? you catch him in a lie but he will lie again and act surprised but then when that doesn't hold up he will go to plan c? >> i think you're going to find there's nothing there you have no regrets. i'm following what the lawyers have told me they want me to do.

it's exactly what we're doing there is no there there. thank you. >> jesse: but joe there is there there everywhere. there is there there in the chinese funded at this tank. there is there there in your office. there is there there in the garage and there there in the laptop. and if there is no there there why did the white house and the department of justice want it creep keep it a secret? according to "the washington post," the white house had to deal with the justice department that when they found the documents a week before the midterms they weren't going to tell anybody. they were just all going to hope it got sorted out and went away? why? because fetterman would have lost and it would have made him look stupid and they raided trump's house. and if the press found out they would turn on joe. there's nothing the press hates more than the mishandling of classified documents. broken borders, inflation, crime wave, that's not much to write about. a classified document scandal in d.c. with special counsel where they can ask what did you know and when did you know it?

there is nothing sexier. >> but when joey boy had his chance to say sorry. he said he had no regrets. and the press is not happy. >> what does the president mean when he said no regrets? because he has also said he takes very soarously seriouslyf classified documents unclear what he means about no regrets. >> i'm not going to comment further from what the president has said and basically what he said to all of you many times at this point that he does, indeed, take classified information seriously, he does indeed take classified documents seriously. >> jesse: joe takes classified documents seriously but doesn't regret leaving them spread eagle for six years next to the corvette. he has no regrets about leaving chinese documents in a chinese-funded documents next to a steakhouse and has no regrets he covered it up for two months. and the media is losing their minds over this. which is why they four starting to look at the laptop. oh, yeah?

you are going to lie to our face? make us look stupid? we're going to crack the laptop open. it's not looking like disinformation nim anymore, is t big guy. newly dug up emails show that the big guy, joe biden was personally work okay a deal to sell 5 million tons of natural gas to the chinese cefc the chinese energy company tip of the spear for world documentation they had hunter on the payroll, they were now putting in a bid to drain natural gas out of louisiana and the bidens were going to sell to the chinese at a discount and joe, w usually leaves the leg wk to hunter and brother the jimmy chin really hands on. biden was hopping on the phone to grease the deal i thought he said he didn't get involved in his son's deals? that's a smoking gun right there it's not very green of joe to

send gas to the chinese communist. isn't it? why wasn't joe selling windmills to china. windmills don't pay that kick back. speaker of the house, kevin mccarthy joins me now. you guys going to dig hard on this, speaker. >> yes we are. you are missing one question. they say the attorneys found these documents. who told the attorneys to look there? somebody else knew the documents were there all along. otherwise why would the attorneys even look? just a pattern remember what today is, it's the 2 year anniversary of joe biden being sworn in as president. so what do we get for a 2 year anniversary? we now find out 4.5 million people have come across the border illegally. that's justth ones they counted. last month, 250,000 a record never before in american history have we watched that that hand in december. inflation like we haven't seen in 40 years. and now you find out not only were you lied about the laptops

before the last election. now we were lied about and not told that they had documents that they raided another president. that they don't believe justice is equal. they believe justice should be served on people they politically disagree with and that they are above the law. that's what two years of joe biden's presidency has given us. >> you hit on something interesting. do you think it was joe biden who told his legal team to go look in the closet of the biden think tank because he just happened to want to clean up shop or do you think someone else told the lawyers to look there? >> don't know why would the lawyers ever look. who ever hires lawyers to be movers. he told us the garage is locked and it's really tough every american garage has one button and it opens up. how did they know to be around the corvette? how did they know they were back there? i don't know. maybe they watched his corvette commercial.

but who told the attorneys? no one has asked that question. and then why don't we ask further inside the biden's any tank what has happened to those who have worked at that university. two became ambassadors, one happened to become ourselves. did we ever ask questions about that? i mean, it's interesting how close is this university to the president? close enough to raise money from china? and now we raise another question. he is going after any gas stoves in america but selling american natural gas to china? >> jesse: that's a great, great point, speaker. i think we now have a fox news alert. ♪ as you just mentioned joe biden broke the all time border record crossing last month in december. 251,000 illegals came into the country during that month. should dhs secretary mayorkas be impeached? speaker, you said that you wanted to wait and see the look

of the december numbers. we just got the numbers and they broke the all-time monthly record. >> and, remember, this is a secretary of homeland who has told america the border is secure. no one believes that. that's why you watch next week we're starting the hearings. this is moving through, why is the border not secure? who has taken those actions? and this action could lead to an impeachment inquiry. look, i will never use impeachment for political purses but i will defendly follow the truth and the fact of wherever it takes us. and i am tired of having america wide open. because you know what else you get with a wide open border? more people dying from fentanyl. just in my home state. just up from my house, we just had a cartel style killing, even a baby being shot in the face based upon what is happening on this border. 300 more americans will die today because that border is not secure.

american public has trusted us with the majority and we will get to the bottom of it. >> jesse: the border is about as wide open as biden's garage. speaker, thank you very much. have a great weekend. >> thank you. >> jesse: is the mob coming for mini madoff? a suspicious incident during his house arrest has the little guy worried. and "primetime" goes to a safe injection site. >> people don't even want to come in this section. they call it zombie land. people look like the walking dead sometimes. vy u level up u won't take a time-out one dose of ubrelvy works fast it can quickly stop migraine in its tracks within 2 hours without worrying if it's too late or where you are unlike older medicines, ubrelvy is a pill that directly blocks a protein believed to be a cause of migraine. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. most common side effects were nausea and tiredness. migraine pain relief starts with u learn how abbvie could help you save. ask about ubrelvy, the anytime, anywhere migraine medicine.

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♪ >> jesse: this week a car with three men inside rammed through a metal barricade out of mini madoff's outside in pal alto. according to the post the three men broke the gate and hopped out of the car, tell the hired security outside you won't be able to keep us out. the unknown perps then got back in the car and sped off. we know mini was inside the house because he is not allowed outside the house because of the

whole house arrest thing. so who is threatening mini? was it one of the high school kids he screwed out of college tuition? maybe the mob was paying crypto fetterman with a visit with a dead fish. most who take money from the mob and lose it don't live to tell the tally. tale. is he a strict vegan only could you couple enters. mini's lawyers using this as excuse to hide the identities of his billionaire sugar brors are. you know the guys who posted his quarter billion dollars bail? you see if crypto fetterman's life is in danger so is the lice of the many people who floated a million dollars on bond. that's why we can't know who they are. got it? speaking of ridiculous cash payments and corruption we just found out how much mini paid slick wily to attend a crypto conference in the bahamas. $250,000. just to sit on a stage and stare at mini's hair. do you know how easy it is to

get bill to the caribbean? you just dangle a little money out in front of him? or a little something else? you don't need me to tell you that drugs are a problem in new york city, especially in places like east harlem. scenes like this happen every day. guys shooting up on the sidewalks. like it's nothing. just in plain sight. people are oding all the time on like heroin, fentanyl, the city knows they need to clean it up. so, right before bill de blasio snuck out the back door, he okayed this brilliant plan. instead of having these addicts do heroin on the streets, why don't we create a nice little spot where they can legally shoot heroin with taxpayer funded medical supervision. it's called a safe injection site. and they did it. and last year on point nyc opened its doors in harlem. "primetime" wanted to know what this was all about so we did some digging and the first thing we found out the site is a byod

bring your own drugs. i guess from there the staff will determine whether or not they are safe to use. you know, make sure they are not laced with fentanyl or anything. and then when the addicts are assigned to a consumption room, they are provided with syringes, snorting did you have as and whatever else you need to get high. but here's the thing. the place isn't even open 24/7. there's office hours. 6:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m., monday through friday. you know, addiction takes a break on the weekends. it doesn't make any sense. and that's why the junkies are huddled outside the entrance at all hours of the night just waiting to get the hit. and the dealers are there, too. preying on the addicts. that's the cycle. they don't even have to look for the customers. they just go right there. our producers went to on point to talk to the people in the neighborhood and, of course, the addicts were there. the residents who live right down the street from the heroin house here's what they think.

>> >> what kind of things do you witness on a daily basis around, especially this block in general? >> prosecution. murders, homicides, tricking, a lot of things going around here. >> a lot of homeless people and people that are basically on drugs, strung out. people don't each want to come to this section. they call it zombie land. people look like the walking dead sometime. >> a site like this does this make the neighborhood less safe or more safe? >> i would say less safe. being that that is accessible. it's actually causing more traffic and more -- more drug abuse. >> i can't even tell you how bad it's become not just on this block but in the 10 blocks surrounding. >> we have a day care center, a school right across from the injection site. and it's horrible the children come out, see people strung out,

see people too long drugs should the city be helping get off of drulings instead of giving drugs. >> giving drugs, yes, i agree on that. >> if someone doesn't want to change, you are just feeding their problem. >> they are not coming necessary lit to go to on point. they are coming because they know the dealers are coming to prey on the people at on point and then they come for the dealers. we are now bringing in both drug dealers and more addicts. >> should heroin be legalized. >> >> absolutely not. i don't think putting people in jail for drugs is the right way to go about it? >> i don't see that it's better that it's legalized. >> what's your message to eric adams. >> this is a danger joan already and bringing drugs is more. unacceptable living. >> someone did not do their homework because, first of all, if you are feeling that you need an injection site, why would you put it across the street from little children? >> jesse: it's not just me.

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>> jesse: have you inherited something from a family member maybe a couple hundred bucks from great uncle or a whole will the more. >> preston blake was your mother's uncle. >> you are kidding me i have an uncle that's awesome how is he doing? >> he's dead. mr. blake died. he left an enormous fortune, $40 billion. he left it all to you deeds. >> wait a minute. >> jesse: but sometimes dividing up the family's assets leads to anger and jealousy when some people are cut out. >> all my assets both liquid and

otherwise i leave in their entirety to marta cabrera. >> oh, you little [bleep] >> jesse: that's the subject of james patterson and mike's new book the house of wolves where a woman inherits an nfl franchise from her father and her brothers try to kill her. james patterson is here to talk all about it do you have any advice for people that inherit money and then try to get murdered by their siblings. >> well, you know, the nfl franchise, denver sold for 4.6 billion. so that's a lot of motive. >> jesse: yeah. i can see that and she was a woman who inherited the nfl franchise. >> yeah. absolutely. i love these stories about this functional families like yellowstone and succession. the corleones, the royal family really dysfunctional with harry

getting bond bopped by his bro. that's the spirit of this book family dysfunction and control of the football team in san francisco and the newspaper. >> jesse: there was a little twist with the mob getting involved at some point. that's not based on any true story, is it james? >> um, well, you know, somebody asked me about that somewhere along the way and i said are you talking about the nfl owners? both mobs are involved ally with the. the nfl owners is an interesting group in itself. >> jesse: do you have any advice for wills and be how to draft them and thousand make sure no one, you know, attempts hom homicide? >> well, i will tell you, the weird thing was actually, we have a death that happens on a football field in this book so it was very, very spooky. with the damar hamlin what happened. fortunately he is fine. but, in our book the guy isn't

so lucky. >> jesse: it was a great book. i hate telling you how great your books are because i think it will go to your head. >> we want to hear that no, no i'm fine. >> jesse: favorite all time james patterson books. raid in a weekend. i devoured it about football when i love about money and murder. and there's a mob angle which really atreal titillates me. >> thank you so much. listen to jesse. the stories are still open. amazon is open all night, right? yeah, okay. >> jesse: check out the book james thank you as always have a great weekend and go east on saturday night. >> thank you. i glad you liked it. i'm going giants k.c. cleveland and san francisco myself. >> jesse: go to commercial. see you james. >> bye-bye. >> jesse: no matter who you are, we all want to feel good about ourselves. we try eat well. we try to work out. we like the person staring back at us in the mirror. over in canada, a man who says

he has become a woman tried to use the woman's only part of the gym. and, well, this happened. >> simpson said she was initially welcomed after one workout she said she was not allowed at the only woman's gym. >> saying sorry, we made a mistake you are not actually allowed to be here. you are more than welcome to use the co-ed facility and i kind of just hung up because i was i was extreme -- devastated. i mean, there is really no other word for it. >> jesse: it's not like they are kicking the person out of the gym. they are not ripping them off the treadmill and shredding their gym membership not letting a biological male work out in the women's gym. is it that simple? am i wrong. >> all it takes is education. like once you understand, you know, like transwomen are women. trans men are men. nonbinary people are who they say they are. it's as simple as that. if you are still -- if you still feel uncomfortable after that, i

mean, that's on you. >> jesse: it's on you. oh. and the gym, of course, is getting crushed for protecting its female customers and had to defend itself on local news. watch. >> the gym's owner says members have a diversity of sexual identities but he believes klein simpson would fit better at their co-ed gym where there are gender neutral change rooms. >> do we pick the comfort of the transgender person and may not be as comfortable at the co-ed gym or do we take the comfort of the young girls that are working out there. they might not feel comfortable. >> jesse: at the end of the day, what's most important here for business in communities? is it the safety and comfort of 99% of the customers? or is this person's feelings? we'll let the audience decide. a sink or swim death march is ms next. ♪

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the moon were not the same thing . >> what you're you talking about ? gives a shock to me as well? >> what i found out is you can' get team at night she tried perigee's out there with lotion and everything great to get now that you live in new jersey tha little mirror thing. >> this tv host had to remove a dog from her show because it kept pumping everything great was a drew barrymore or was it kelly clarkson? >> it seems like a drew thing. >> she seems like she might hav dogs in pink things on her show? >> i'm going to go here. didn't even know she had a show. to get out god,. of god.

>> i just found out she had a show. >> i knew she had a show, kelly clarkson, i stumbled on it accidentally and never forgiven myself. that category is war on women. with a prominent democrat known for talking in circles said tha word salad his weapon nice against women and lgbtq people. was it aoc or kamala? >> it's got to be aoc. >> you are 100 percent confident ? >> she sent intoxicated videos recently, i am thinking this is one pair if you get they were not intoxicated videos. weapon is against women in lgbt people all the time. >> would you translate? >> you know what she means. figure i have no idea.

i knew it had to be aoc, i coul i knew that kamala wouldn't hav made a video of it. what former cnn host said there is a website that reported that he was executed at 100 moped bay , was it chris cuomo heard this is a very important answer this will limit. >> i'm going cuomo, i am going sulzer. >> the answer is he's been out lot. to give the crazy website who posted. >> congratulations. >> these are cute. ♪

>> jesse: jesse watters is making a comeback. i only walk and stretch and plank, but i'm beginning to jog again, and i lifted weights thi morning. i'm going to help share this with you and you guys can track my progress right i don't want. >> too big and have to get a ne wardrobe, but i am sharing this with you. let's do text. cindy from texas, jesse, love your show, enabling drug use only and enables them to stay o drugs. hitting bottom is what usually makes people change. i had to hit bottom before i go where i am right now. that was rock-bottom. valerie from ohio, crt equals can't rely on teachers. that's for sure. can be from long island, the gy owner had common sense, the res of the world i'm afraid there's not. we definitely need more commonsense common sense. henry from maryland, i am sure

to focus only on the diversity of sexual identity, me to, that is my top priority. jimmy from florida, i thought you're special estimate was going to be jimmy forefingers freight i was a little bummed. we were talking with frankie an he hasn't fully committed, but he as thinking about it. rick from des moines, jesse, everybody has for fingers on th left hand and also usually at them, i know, that's why we cal them forefingers. things first dimming up for us on the five today. you are welcome on my boat anytime. , are you going to the eagles game? >> i am not going to the skin, i'm going to the nfc championship game and i've already arranged transportation

i'm that confident. i think i just jinxed it. girl from utah, why do you keep telling me to dvr they show every night, i dvr the show, i don't need to be told over in over in over. i am told you hefted repeat things many times to get throug people's thick skulls. dvr for show, tucker is next an i am modernist. ♪ welcome to tucker carlson. the remember when you first heard about the chinese government one child policy? it sounded so foreign, so crazy so grotesque. here at the communist party was deciding how many children people were allowed to have two escape monitoring pregnancy,