just one for the border states, arizona, or texas to deal with, it was shocking to see, but that was out of sight of most commercial air travelers, i just happen to catch it. that's it for us tonight, remember it is america now and forever, and greg gutfeld is next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: it's true, yes! happy friday, everybody! it's friday, and you know what that means, when it is friday, it is time to welcome tonight's guests, her forecast is still on the money, people mistake her for susan b. anthony.

fox news senior meteorologist and author of the new book "i am the storm" jenna z. when he produces a tv show, characters ask it to be killed off, founder of the loftus cardi.com, kyle loftus! and rattlesnakes describe her as to poisonous, fox news contributor captive. and finally, elephants won't discuss him when he is in the room, my massive sidekick and the n.w.a. a world w weight -- double weight champion, tyrus. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously, since it is friday, it's time for this!

♪ ♪ >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: i love leftovers, this is where i read the jokes we did not use this week, so if they suck, it's not my fault. and you say the word and i will fire the staff. here we go, this week president biden address the classified documents found in his garage when asked why he thought her garage would be a safe place for such things, he said, because hunter has been hiding his cokes -- there for 15 years, and he has never lost an ounce. fair enough. speaking of hunter, he is asking a judge to deny his 4-year-old daughter that he had with a former stripper from taking his last name. because if there is one thing hunter won't tolerate scum at someone using the biden name for unearned gain. yeah, what's the difference? csa officer seized in antitank

weapon from a passenger's luggage at a texas airport this week, and his defense, the passenger said he wanted to have the advantage when it came to fighting over the armrest. only so many jokes the deal. that's bad. this week, the city of boston unveiled a male sculpture honoring martin luther king jr., but critics say it actually resembles a giant it meant giant penis. that doesn't look like brian kilmeade. i bet that's better than the punch line. so it looks like the giant penis, but that proves whatever dream dr. king had, must've been a good one. and the good news is when it is cold out, the sculpture shrinks to half its size. north dakota lawmakers are wearing a ban on sexually explicit books found in libraries, in response, library

officials can ban books on suicide since no one ever brings them back. >> kat: what? >> greg: that was good. it's before it took a turn at the end. >> greg: that's called surprise! try that with your wardrobe! i see it's your day at the shelter to where the denim jacket. hobo steve must be really cold. >> kyle: he can't wait, he is like when is he coming back? >> greg: he does have the teeth, so you can make the trade later. >> kyle: teeth for the jacket. >> greg: two nypd officers were caught having sex in the precinct parking lot after the moans happen on a 911 call, the police said, don't worry, the police are definitely coming.

[laughter] all right. that's good. during a live taping of "the view" a heckler called whoopi goldberg an old broad, he was removed and given a reward for accuracy in the media. [applause] in a partnership with duncan/hines, country legend dolly parton has created a new line of baking biscuits baking including buttermilk biscuits, the only downside, you can only bake two at a time. that's right, michael, thanks for explaining the joke to america! and in a recent interview, suzanne somers says she has sex with her 84-year-old husband about three times a day, according to her husband, most of the time he is awake. [laughter] and finally, in protest over

roe v. wade, liberal american men are reportedly getting a record high number of vasectomies. the good news for them is that doctors are willing to charge half price, since they already have no balls. [applause] i don't know if that's how science works. but let's do some news, right? he left classified docs where his son smoked rocks. that's a good one. yesterday president biden toward storm battered california where winds were so strong, gavin newsom's hair was declared a disaster zone. and this time the watery brown stuff on everyone shoes in san francisco was mud. that's poop, talking about diarrhea. but at the end of the barely coherent comments, there was a question about classified dots, and he was mad about the timing, just like when i fired that

intern after he gave me his kidney. you know what, quite frankly, that bugs me. >> you know, quite frankly what bugs me is that we have serious problem here, we are talking about, we are talking about what is going on, and to the american people don't quite understand why you don't ask me questions about that. >> greg: he supposed to count to four and a half when he is angry. [laughter] i must haves. we stop using them after we turned 13. i want to go back to haves. but i think that you will find that there is nothing here. >> i think you are going to find that there is nothing there. i have no regrets and i'm following what the lawyers are telling me they want me to do, that's exactly what we're doing, there is no there there. >> greg: sounds like a good description of his pulse, unless they are means hunter, and terms

he was, and described his memoir being quarantined for a day woman can match in, the same spot where the classified docs were hanging around in the garage, his lawyer has made incriminating documents where no one will ever look, inside a copy of "how i save the world" by jesse watters. hunter apparently had unrestricted access to the property and the corvette, he prefers the top down on his car. but also his brothers wife. that joke was actually worse, i cleaned it up. i know, what say you, joe? >> no, look, there is no there there. i said that before, there is no there there. there is no why why. and nowhere for, wherefore. come on, man, there is no they they, there is no we we, well,

there is a little wee wee, but jill tells me that's normal for someone of my age. [applause] >> greg: all right, so i do this from time to time, janice, a great new book "i am the storm" when does it come out? >> janice: it is out! >> greg: you won't know until next tuesday? >> janice: it is a best seller already, because of you! because of you! >> greg: what i like to do when 70 has a book, i like to read, can i read a paragraph? the first time i met greg gutfeld i was blown away by how good-looking he was in person. i had to control myself, because my husband was around. but i found myself in a deep longing desire to throw myself at him. but then he looked at me and he said, greg --

i should stop this now. >> kat: whenever he gets a book, the first thing he does is goes to the index and looks for his name. >> janice: i've noticed that, that's okay. >> tyrus: go back to the page, keep reading. >> janice: it's actually more interesting than the book. >> greg: he was wearing nothing but like grau and his squads glistened in the sun. liberal media doesn't tell you about that, he did not tell you about his abs or his traps. should it keep going? >> janice: yes. >> greg: i better not, that liberal media never talk about my quads, janice. using nothing but weathered terminology, how would you categorize this document scandal ms. dean? >> janice: category 5. but you know what i love is seen gavin newsom in the background going, oh, i would look really good at that podium. oh, kenny faint right now?

right? because you know he wants to be president. >> greg: the irony here is the same people that got him into the office are exactly the same people that are trying to get them out, all of the democrat machine, he served his purpose, he was though -- what you call that thing? >> kyle: the placeholder idiot. >> greg: yes, the placeholder idiot! >> kyle: i can't get mad about the document scandal, his like i had no idea, i agree, but you don't. by the corvette -- who i squeal sorry for it, was quarantined with hunter biden, that's a nightmare scenario right there. >> greg: we know it was not a real quarantine, his definition is half the crack. you know? it's just four whores instead of eight. >> tyrus: you have to ration.

>> michael: the worst of times, the best of times, down to my fourth russian, but somehow we got through. it's horrible. >> greg: it brings me to my, i think this is the most important question to have, letting hunter have access to a place holding classified documents while he is doing deals with our enemies as well as and crack, this is insane. like nobody is actually connected and all that together, him plus documents plus garage, drugs, china. all in one spot. >> kat: especially when you see joe biden being so flippant about the whole thing, he is like no regrets, who are you? a 20-year-old girl in cabo who throws up at the beach club after too many pina coladas? like that's what people like that say in those situations, not when you are undergoing this kind of serious thing, we all

here absolute power curbs absolutely, but it's a scale, the more power you have, the more likely it would be that you have corruption, he knows he is a powerful person and nothing will happen, like so often the case, so is like yeah, whatever, no regrets, yolo, not even a little, cabo ain't ready for us! i'm sure they are, you are a major pillar in their economy. >> greg: he gets more upset when they are out of pistachio. >> kat: because that actually affects him. >> greg: it does directly, yes, tyrus. >> tyrus: you are not going to be spiritual my favorite ice cream, pistachio, he is a mint chocolate chip guy, okay, not the green kind, the white kind and nobody wants to eat. >> greg: you're right about that, why are you against white ice cream? >> tyrus: because it's everywhere! [laughter] first of all, greg, i hate to disagree with you, but they did not get him in, he got them in, and that's why they put up with us, because they -- did not have

enough, and kamala well, you saw it, so he is in there, but i know we don't have time to go back to the speech, but he forgot, he got frustrated and he goes, what bugs me is we are here talking about, something important -- >> greg: s. >> tyrus: and you know what that is! it's important, and i believe that you are correct, it was a 20-year-old that wrote that speech, because he was like, no regrets. there is no there there. coming from a guy who forgets everything, he literally forgot he was president. so yes. so the one last thing was the documents or six years old, they are there after they are already used, hunter hit them like he had the laptop and the pistol and the child, sloppily. they've already been used, they've already been paid for, that's why they can turn them over now. >> greg: he should say when

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translation, calmly run for your lives. users claiming it exhibits left-leaning bias, for example, it refuses to tell jokes about climate change or write a story about why drag queen story hour is bad. speed 25 writers are safe. but get this, ai could take over health care too. this is amazing, i predicted it! chat gdp passed all three parts of the u.s. medical licensing exam during a recent experiment. marcus will be my turn into marcus welded. [laughter] >> kat: no idea. it >> tyrus: anyone? >> greg: no. i wanted to make sure that was the worst joke ever told. as machine learning accelerates, ai tools are tackling all forms

of media with ease, which means they will eventually come for my job, look, they already replaced to jimmy fallon. >> there was alpha, delta, but the latest variant might be the best! it's xv p.1.5. >> greg: some engineers already captured my essence in digital form. and here he is. [laughter] so ai greg, thanks so much for being here, you must have a lot to say, what's on your mind? poop, poop, poopy, poop. it diarrhea. >> greg: what are your thoughts on climate change? >> oh, big poop, little poop, poop everywhere. a poop on you. >> greg: wow, it's like i

could live forever. so what's your take on the economy? >> poopy poop, poop, dump. >> greg: thank you for stopping by ai greg. yeah! [applause] see, i don't even have to work anymore. all right, tyrus, i kind of know -- >> tyrus: why does your ai look like sebastian gorka? >> michael: it's like sebastian gorka and zelinski had a baby. >> greg: i went to see that. i know what bugs you, tyrus, but let's just consider that a huge faa outage of last week was human error, not software. we talked about it, remember i said -- >> tyrus: i was with you, finish your point. >> greg: if you get all of the information in the world on medicine in one place, the

prediction that the machine will make will be more accurate than any doctor. >> tyrus: unless what we found and the reason it bothered me so much about to the drag story was that it was based off of the programmers feelings and influence, so they are programming and we say we want to reduce the distribution by 70% and that's the program, therefore the analysis, you don't need this, and don't need us, no i am like i don't want an ai lawyer, because of they are like listen, we want to settle 60%, so the ai will find ways to settle even though it is against your best interest, because yes, the ai isn't, but the programmer we have to worry about, so whatever the programmers issues are, the ai will follow through. >> greg: that makes me rethink this, cat, because what if the ai is operating for the greater good of don't make good and not for your good, because if the machine is so hyper intelligent that it is thinking about the

future of the universe in the future of the world, he might find -- he, ai, he might find it entirely meaningless as a lower defending you might say, yet, we lower the costs over time, we will save a trillion dollars, what say you, human being? >> kat: yeah, i mean, i said that when we were talking about ai lawyers that they might not be in your best interest. because it can't be objective because the programmers are human beings, when it comes to journalism though, i'm not sure if it will ever really take off, because what is journalism if you can't send a bunch of hateful emails to the person who wrote the article? that's like a huge part of the internet these days. so i think that there are certain, you know, you can't eat people with objectives, because they are never objective, if they create the software, it won't be objective. >> greg: argue against that, we don't have biased toasters or biased cars, they say, is

created by human being. >> tyrus: the toaster doesn't decide if i get six to eight. >> greg: what if the toaster was your lawyer? a toy store lawyer. >> kat: my coffee machine is sexist, the espresso machine, when i try to use it it does not work, but when cam tries to use it, it does. >> michael: then why is it mr. coffee! sexist. how come i say when a darkness on my toaster my toaster is like no, you're going to have it a little lighter. listen, you guys always bust my chops about this, i'm terrified of this ai, unplug it all, unplug it all. when the ai starts going, no, i don't want -- you are like, can you write something about trends or woke and the ai is like, don't think i will. i'm busy about to launch nukes, unplug it all. >> greg: that's unconscious thinking, like when ai is much

like a meter maid, have you ever talk to a meter maid? that's unconscious thinking, they have to do this thing, they have to do this thing, and if they say they are not going to do it, they are not going to do it, and that's the scary part about ai's if it's got super intelligence, it will find a way to do what it wants. and you know what, it's going to do the weather. i am telling you, janice! hate to tell you, they are going to be more accurate. no, they will be better at everything. it will be better at everything. >> janice: it's all about the presentation. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i guess so, i've seen some pretty hot sex dolls. >> janice: what are you saying, are you reading my book again? >> greg: , that's chapter eight, then revealed the dull from underneath his locker, i

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>> greg: or the head custodian, shout out to vic, i still cry when i smell lysol. >> michael: sprinkle some of the pink dust. >> greg: to sawdust, only 50,000 students get the award each year, where equity crushes from above, that's 50,000 too many, now the virginia attorney general and governor are looking to see if the school violated the human rights act. spiegel let's just remind yourselves, that we do have a superintendent of schools in fairfax county who claimed that equal outcomes for all students at any cost was their top priority, they have hired in equity consultants in order to drive this mentality, and it is not just not consistent with virginia values, it's inconsistent with american values. >> greg: i did not recognize him without the best, did you? so withholding the results, he accuses the schools are bringing

down the standards of excellence in the name of equity, so proposed a bill that would make it mandatory to notify parents and students of awards as soon as they know. but that shows how destructive the equity parasites can be, punish the hardworking kids, elevate the bombs and soon everyone is so dumb "w" gets renewed for another season. michael, you sleep in a nearby high schools -- >> michael: yes, often when it is raining. >> greg: and you are the high school mascot, people throw their ham sandwich at you. so is this a big story where you are sleeping? >> michael: it is horrible, there is a silver lining in everything, right? >> greg: like my underwear. anyway. it >> michael: so this is horrible, they used to give awards just for participating and now they are hiding the awards from the winners, but it occurred to me, like everybody is trying to get their kid in

college now, just claim your kid won, like oh, he won that, but they hid it from him. they hid it from him, and he also had a huge scholarship, so if you guys can make that happen. it's horrible. >> greg: know that they did that to you. >> michael: i was going to be their quarterback, i was going to be on the football team. >> greg: oh, really, really. >> michael: giving up some solid numbers. >> greg: yes, quite the smelter. i don't know, janice, this is what happens on fridays. the thing is, this could alter the trajectory of somebody's life, right? many things do that, right? but this is like the school when they did not want to, but you have a great story to tell, like i would've gone to harvard, b but -- >> janice: lost the paperwork.

i'm from canada, there is no merit, are there canadians? we are like you are doing good. >> greg: i don't think they have the idea, like their equity, the difference between equity and equality, equality of opportunity, everybody starts the same and they work hard, equity is from the top down. so that's basically saying, achievers, you have to achieve less to create equality, that's why it's evil, that's what socialism, so in some ways canada's economy, the way that it is might be more towards that realm. >> janice: that's what i think, and i want my kids to do well, and if they are on the honor roll, they get treats. >> greg: really, what are these -- >> michael: how old are your kids? >> janice: you silly boys. what are you thinking right now? >> michael: it's the way you said treats, did we all hear that? >> tyrus: the way you do.

>> greg: is this about money? >> tyrus: no, this is the woke using words to disguise another word, you said it, it socialism. this is -- they are trying to put socialism in our schools, because what happens? if you are in a student and get the same grade as the f student, eventually you will both be f students, why am i busting my ass and get nothing for it, that's what this is. and it does affect people's lives, the journalist who broke the story, her son was denied this, and had to get a second job to be able to pay for him going to college, so it does affect families, when i am a former teacher, i am horrified, because of my students with the pandemic and still made honor roll, i would be screaming out from the top of the building i would be so proud of my kids, and i want them to do it, these are the kids that i want people to be like, wow, the pandemic and all of this stuff, they still work to their asses off and this is what you want to be,

but socialism is no and that's what they are trying to figure out. >> janice: do you think it's because of the pandemic? >> greg: no, it has to do with like people don't want to be seen as rewarding other people, because that's oppressive. >> tyrus: i think the pandemic was an opportunity for socialist mind-set. >> greg: speaking of opportunity, kat, are you replanning, you are identifying as a half asian, but you can see that the asians are getting the boot. >> kat: hmm... the story honestly upsets me, because school is the one thing i had going for me, in a very serious way, on the one hand i made the all academic team which was a thing, is a combination of your gpa and your a.c.t. scores and i got a metal my brother who was the star athlete, he was like he won something finally

come and i'm was so excited. but also, my scholarship was literally the only way i was able to afford to go away to college, and i knew that the entire time i was in school that kat wants to go to school, that's on kat to figure out, as i mentioned, athletics were not going to be the way, so i studied really hard and was able to earn those scholarships and go away to school, and that would've been -- to take that away from somebody, that is so disgusting and so wrong, and it's like stealing from people for working hard. >> tyrus: is criminal, it's 1000% criminal. >> greg: i think in ten years or whatever, there will be a load of class action lawsuits just in general from parents and kids who got screwed because of the pandemic, the shutdowns and stuff like this, teachers un unions, and they will deserve damages. >> michael: that ai lawyer is going to hook them up. >> greg: you got it! [applause]

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>> greg: can you outlast a nuclear blast? show them who is boss during a nuclear holocaust, the best way to survive a nuclear explosion is in the corner of a concrete building. and you thought it was crazy for living in a parking lot. [laughter] will michael loftus lives in a tent outside of the liquor store. >> michael: when i am not in a dumpster. >> greg: being in a concrete bunker is better than a toy or window, but if you needed that a biased coming might be too stupid to stand a chance anyway, and if you see a mushroom cloud through the window, close the drapes, that stuff will give you

nightmares. obviously no one recommends you handle a nuclear attack by running outside to get some fresh air, although, that is my recommendation from visits from eric swalwell. for more, we go to an expert won expert on bombing. [laughter] >> michael: oh, shucks, i will try harder next time! p3 [laughs] , does this help you? >> michael: well, no, and what this is all about ukraine, and this is all about fearmongering, i am surprised there was not a little click here to donate at the bottom. this is like when you have the fight with your wife and you are like are we done? she's like it's fine, it's mine, and she keeps it going by doing the adjacent story, that's what the -- we are not going to talk about ukraine, we are done coming out, so if we get nuked? >> greg: that's a funny good point, i am very surprised!

>> michael: sometimes we do some book reading in the dumpster. >> greg: obviously the first thought that would come through your mind during a nuclear attack is jeans, where would you go, what would you do? >> kat: jeans wrote this, go and hide in a corner, obviously a cat wrote it. that's what he always does. scared of everything, only two things, movements and sounds. but there's not that many corners, that's what i worry about, there's not many corners, what if you live in an apartment building, people are going to be like slashing each other over access to the corners and they will have a liability on their hands for writing this. >> greg: if there are four corners to every room, why can't we share? >> tyrus: have you been in a corner sometimes? >> greg: oh, yes. all the time. but there needs to be a survival

flowchart on what you do, so let's say, it can't just be stay in a corner, what if you survive, do you have a go bag? because they have go bag of medicine, of a firearm, i have to barter with. when they no longer take money, terrace, when they no longer take money, i have paper pornography, i got that tip from william to vein. he said what's between your mattress? >> janice: [laughs] >> tyrus: i'm just going to kill you with this. put them down for the betterment of the group. this was the most unnecessary information ever. it's like saying, don't touch fire, no matter how shiny it is. it is hot and at [bleep] will burn you, it's a nuclear bomb, here's another thing, folks, it

travels around corners. and gains speed 18 times the size of human body weights, so that's like six of mine, either way, you are done. so my advice is don't stand in front of the window, no [bleep]. nuclear bomb hits, get them -- be like suzanne somers and her husband, get them last few blank in, it's a wrap, you are done. call that one that you always wanted to come and tell your wife how you really feel about her, get it out, and if there's a time after that, get in the refrigerator and work for indiana jones, other than that, it's a wrap. >> kat: researchers never write stuff like that. >> greg: no, they don't, if fox called and said we need you to do the weather, would you go to work? that's the first thing i thought, and also, will it be up? i'm not going to go on the

subway. >> janice: i am all about preparation, that's what i do, if there is a tornado -- of course i have a go bag. but it does not have porn. and how do you think it will go when i am on television and when i am talking in severe weather is coming through, don't forget your go bag and here's what you have to put in it, we have the water and a battery, and porn. >> greg: small bills, by the way, nobody is going to break change for you, right? if you go into a store anyone to buy water anything, oh, i have a 20 coming he's not going to give you $17.80 in change, he is going to take the 20 and he's going to say, it's the water of the 20, that's why you should have just stacks and stacks of ones and fives like you are going to an all-night strip club with bill hemmer. >> janice: [laughs] >> michael: i have the ultimate go bag which is a gun. >> greg: that's right is take

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chest, photo of a 12-year-old boy who is a little chubby and drinks a lot of soymilk, you could not the difference. [laughter] >> greg: i'm going to go ahead and say this is because we have been doing the canadian boobs story, blurring the nipples the size of saucers and people were tired of it. >> tyrus: sure, you are changing the world one boobs at a time. you know what, i think this is great. hey, now it's what we have always wanted. >> greg: hasn't it been? >> tyrus: instagram and all social media is "playboy" magazine, you can see all of the boobs and butts that you want to come a very, nice job. >> greg: you know, while elon musk is trying to solve world issues, whether it is freedom of speech or a space space explosion, zuckerberg sees

nipples as a priority, is it because he has never seen any but poor and his lifetime, and two were his mother's. >> janice: there is a point there. >> greg: two points. >> janice: i nurse to both of my boys and nobody wants to see my nipples. >> kat: some guy is going to tweet you and be like, i will. >> tyrus: stay off of social media for a while. >> greg: make it perceptive. >> michael: i like the idea of equality with the nipples exposure, this is good, total equality here, if i want [bleep] for [bleep]. not tit-for-tat, and for every kid that went to a state fair and got an itty-bitty [bleep] committee or a boobs inspector t-shirt, they have a new job at

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aleve who do you take it for? >> greg: we are out of time, thank you, janice dean, good luck on the book. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> thank you, great, good evening, everyone, and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night," i am trace gallagher in los angeles. ♪ ♪ and breaking tonight, another late friday news dump from customs and border protection and surprise, surprise, another record for the migrant encounters. educators and one ohio town, now under fire for saying they want to trick parents when it comes to teaching critical race theory, and we have the video to prov