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oh, yeah, there are a lot ofthi criminals in that group. this is an american problem, the not just one for the border states . r statesarizona or texas, to del with . it was shocking to say, but that was out of sight of mostalr commercial air travelers. i happened to catch it t. 's i that's it for us tonight.ht thank you for watching. nowmber, it's america and forever. >> and greg gutfeld , he's next . oh, yeah[cheer. he's right. everybody. it's f friday.ri y and you know whaout that means n when it's friday. it it's time to welcome tonighs guests or for cast is so on the money people mistake her for susan b anthony, fox news
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news senior meteorologist and author of the new book,th i am bookstall jay z. when he produces a tv show,sk i characters ask to beto killed off. the founder of the loftus party .com michael and rattlese describe her as too poisonous to fox news contributor katju. and finally, elephants won't discuss him when he's in the room. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tirhas w. >> okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously.s so it's it's friday. it's time for this.
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greg's leftovers. yeah, i love leftovers. g this is where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. theythat's always it'll be my first time reading these. so if they , it's not my fault.o and you say the word and i'll fire the staff. and here we go . this week, president biden addressed classified documentsah found in his garage. when asked why h e thought be a garage would be a safe place for such things, he said,er because hunter has been hidinge his stash there for fifteens, years and he's never lost anfair ounce. baron speaking eno. s as speaking of hunter, he's asking a judge to deny his four year wt old daughter that he had with a former stripper from takin g his last name.on because ife thin there's one tht hunter won't tolerate, it' sg th someone using the biden name for for unearned gain. >> yeah, it's the difference. t.s.a. officers seized anantita
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anti tank weapon fronkm a passenger's luggage at a texas airport this week. in his defense, the passenger said he wanted to have the advantage when it came to fighting over the armrest. >> so only so many jokes can d make an got bad. this week, the city of boston unveiled a metal sculpture honoring martin luther king jr.g but critics saiay that it actually resembles a giant that doesn't look like kilmeade . i bet that'skieade better than the punch line. so it looks like a giant, although that just proveses wha whatever dream dr.te king had must have been a good one . >> and the good news is what? ws it's cold out. the sculpture shrinks to halfe c nos size. north dakota lawmakers are weighing a ban on explicit books found in libraries.
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in response, librarians have asked if officials could alsobao ban books on suicide, oksince no one ever brings them back .>> ge >> thag:t was good.od. i thought that was going somewhere else. it tootook a turn at the end. tl >> that's, you know, that's called surprise. try , try that with yourh your wardrobe. >> war oh, i see. where t >> i see. it's your day at the shelter to wear the denim jacket. hobo steve must be really cold . he can't wait. he's like, when's he coming back ? i freeze. back? >> the good thing is , though,>: he does have the teeth. so you can make the trade later. that is true. late all right. i get to jacket two nypd officers were reportedly caught having in a precinct parking lot after the woman's moans prompted a nine one one call.he the dispatcher told concerned caller not to worry, thatpoli the police were definitely coming. huh.
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all right, good. during a live taping ofhe the view, a heckler called whippy goldberg, an old broad. h the rowdy audience member wasree immediately removed and given an award for accuracd n y in the media. >> in apartness with duncan hines. country legend dolly parton hans created a new line of baking mixes, including buttermilk biscuits. the only downside, you can only bake two at a time. oh, yeah, that's right. michael, thanks for explaining k the joke to america. i'm here to help. >> yes.and inin a recent interview, 70 six year old suzanne somers says she has with her. eighty four year old husbandld a about three times a day.s and according to her husbanda dd most of the time he's awake. and finally, in protest over
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roe v. wade, liberal americanibl men are reportedly getting avasm a record high number of vasectomies. the good news for thems for ise doctors are willing to charge half price since they already have dodgeballhaves. i don't know if that's how science works. sciebut let's do some news righs well, he left classified docs where his son smoked rocks. that's a good one . yesterday, president bidenttered toured storm battered california neighborhoods where winds were so stronga wh, gavin newsom's hair was declared a disaster zone. and this time the watery brown stuff on everyone's shoes in san franciscon franci was mu that's, janice. yeah, talking about diarrhea. but at the end of joe's barely coherent comments, a reporter ce shouted out a question aboutnt classified doc s and joe biden abo was mad about the timing.
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e when i fired that intern after he gave me his kidney. >> you know what? quite frankly, that bugs me. you were, quite frankly, bugs me, is that we have serious problem here. we're talking about we'reg talking about what's going on .n and the american people don'td quite understand why questio yo. ask me questions about that. >> he's supposed>> to count to four and a half when he's angry. i missed mishaps. we stopped using half after wet1 turned thirteen. will >>fi i want to go back to halftime, but i think you're going to find there'sthin nothing hereg he. to find i think you're going to findhere there's nothing there. i have is no regrets.m i'm following what the lawyers have told me. they want me to do exactly what we're doing. >> there's no there. there no there. >> there sounds like a good description of joe's pals. unless there means hunterdescri
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and turns out he was voracious. readers pointed out that hunter biden described in his memoidesr being quarantined for days inside pop's wilmington mansion, the same spotn can whe the classified dogs were lyingr around in the garage. >> his lawyers alreadyhi hidg de incriminating documents where on one will ever look inside a copye of how i saved the worv by jesse watters. hunter apparently had unrestricted access to the property and the corvette. he preferse, h the top down on s car , but also his brother's wife, diane . it was well, that joke was actually worse. i cleaned it up. at >> i know. what say you, joe ? oh, no, no. >> look, look, there's no tha there. there i said before, there's nto there. there there is no why.o wh why no for wherefore. >> come on , man.come o there's no they they there's no we we wow.
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there's a little we don't tell m me that's normal for someone ofm my age. all right. so i do this from time to time. >> janice, i've janisse a great new book. m" whe i am the storm. when does it come out. it's out. wher e is dean. oh, you don't know to where i would rank until next tuesday. it's a bestseller already. fantasy.ne xt t i always like you. all right. what would i like to do whenever somebody has a book? i like to read a little bit. rea th p can i read a paragraph from it? i woulfirst timed. >> all right. so the first time i met greg wab gutfeld , i was blown away by how good looking he was in person. i had to control myself because my husband was around, butd my i found myself in a deepg desire longing desire to throw myself k at him. then he looked at me and he said, greg, i should stop.
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i actually whenever he getsis a book, you know, it'so the in the first thing he does. s to the index and looks for his name. >> janic >> i've noticed.d that i noticed that that's okay. yeah, it is . back >> anyway, then no, go back to that page. keep reading it. it's actually more interesting. he was wearingactu nothing but right. >> his quads glistened in the sun. >> liberal media didn't tellliba you about that. doesn'liberal media didn't tellu about his abs or his trappes. should i keep going? yes, i better not. liberal media never talking about my quads jannis using nothing but weatherow terminology. how would you categorize this? document would you this scandaln category five . >> oh yeah. is se but yoenu know what i love is seeing gavin newsom in the background going, oh, i would look really good at that podium. >> p oh, can you feel it right
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now? >>t no right. yeah, because you know, he wants to be president . yeah. this is all that's the ironyhe here. loftus it's the same peoplsameeo that got him into the office ext are exactly the same people, that are trying to get him out. it's all the democrat machine. s >> he served his purpose.all heth wasat the what do you call that thing placeholder idiot. ? yes.e: the placeholder idiot. >> k, that's it's like i can't get mad about the documents scandal because when biden mad i is like, i had no idea. i agree. i bet you don't. yeah, corvette, it's weird who i feel sorry. e --for and i feel sorry for whoever was quarantined with hunter biden. gh that's a nightmare scenario, right? yeah. we know it wasn't thert a realal quarantine, like his definition of quarantine is haline, hisf a. right. know, but it's just for horse instead of eight and you got to ration. you've got to ration.: you yes, exactly.ha they were the best of times.o ri they were the word.
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yes, i was down to my fourth russian. i only a few grumbled bits of b sormesanof cheese, but somehow e got through. >> yes, it's horrible.hrough it is that it brings me to my i i think this is the most important question. >> cat, letting a hunter have as access to a placs e holdingocumn classified documents while he's doing dealsts while with or enemies as well as meth and crack. this is insane. as and it's like nobody is actc connected. >> all of that together.te him plus documents, garage plu drugs, china all in one spot. yeah, especially when you seeppn biden being so flippant aboute the whole thing. yeah, yeah. whole g, he ishe's like, no reg. yeah. you who are you? in a 20 year old girl in cabo who throws up at the beach club having too many pina coladas. like that's that's what people like that say in thoseergoing situations. not when you're undergoing thits kind of serious thing.
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we all, you know, here absolutee power corrupts absolutely. youh but people don't realize it's a scale. the more power you have, would the more likely it will beat yot you'll have corruption. willhe knows that he's a powerful person. nothing's probably going to happen like happe so often the case with powerful people. so he's just like, yeah, yea whatever . no, we're good regrets regrets. yolo. what i like is he's not evencabn a little cowboy ready for us . i'm sure they are. you're a major pillar ofy. their economy. >> more upsethe gets when they're out of pistachio. yeah, well pis, that actually affects him. >> yeah.t yeah, it's directly.does yeah. yes. tike first of all, you're not m going to besmirch my favorite ice cream. pistachio. i love pistachio e . cream,io, he i cho he's a mincot chocolate chip gua okay, okay. not the green. the white kind of no one wants. to eat. oh you're right about that. yeah. t abouhe's got to have dayanim. why are you against white icet t cream. because it's everywher e. >> first of all, greg, i hate to disagree with you, but's why they didn't get him in. he t got them in and that's why they put up with us because
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they didn't have enough right. and karma was. well, you saw it. yeah. so he's in there. but i know we don't have time to go back to the speech, but he forgot.at bugs >> he got frustrated because what bugs me is we're here talking about something important. yes. if you go and you know what that is , it's important. d i and there's and cat, i believe you're correct. it was a twenty year old that wrote that speech because he was like, no regrets. fro there's no there.o forg there. yeah, yeahet. coming from a guy who forgets everything, he literally forgoto he was president . yeah. that's so. >> yeah. but yeah. the one last thing was the documents are six years old. they're, they're after they already usee alrd hunter d them like he hid the laptop and the pistol and the child sloppily. yeah. they've already been used, they've already been paid for. that'salready hem why they can turn them
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over now. >> yeah. he should just say when he said there was no there there thatjut he was just stuttering. >> oh no. >> he's literally there's nothing there. >> greg: u up next, what year will abott replace original thought you're going to love this. jj never missed a beat day sunday. by challenging apj is working on weekdays living like a freak day like this. one day pay day by day. hey, it's nice to see things like day to day and not a fight day. they get buried in receipts, invoices and other paperwork that's preventing you from doing what matters most. ord receipts. receipts go in, and to get the all new epson and rapid receipt smartoe organizer to scan, digitize,s a
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>> i'm not doing this by myself is fool me to continue on in this fight. welcome back. >> will i get a makeover after i takes over? over? >> the rapid growth of artificial intelligence tools has experts predicting nearlyf h 90% of the internet will be a generated by twenty twenty five 90% will be created by robots. >> that's almost on par with cnn. rs say t insiders say that generative. i like chat barely scratches the surface of futuree su applicationsrf.
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translation calmly run forn foro your lives. but now some users of taggedng climate exhibits left leaninexg bias. , for example, it refuses to telle jokes about climate change ory g write a story about why drag q queen story is bad for you. gutfeld writers are safe , but d . but get this.e ov i could take over health care too. this is amazing. is is ami got jackie ibanez recy passed all three parts of the u.s. medical licensing exami during a research experiment, marcus welby might turn into marcus. >> well, did anyone know? i wanted to make sure that wastd the worst joke ever told. as machine learning accelerates, a.i. tools are tackling all forms of mediatheyw
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with ease, which means they'llen eventually come for my jobtuall >> look, they already replacelo. jimmy fallon. there was alph a, then delta. but this latest variant might be the best. >> one point five , the good news, some enterprising v engineer added, alreadyalread captured my essence in digital form. tal form. and here h and here he is . so, hey, greg, thanks so much.of for being here. you must have a lot to say. what's on your mind? real? wow. this is really good. good to see you. can change your format. wha well, what are your thoughtse yr on climate change? oh, big whoop, whoop, whoop, big whoop. everywhere on you. >> oh, it's like i could liveco
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forever. >> so what's your take on the economy? bhupathi doo doo doo doo doo poy dah. well, thank you for stopping by . reg:i greg. yeah, see, i don't even have to work anymore. >> all right. tires. i kind of know i was your age. i look like sebastian gorka. you r aicoach really made me a stror man. like valka and zelenskyy at an ehi baby .se >>bast i was like, i want to wra a check but okay. i know it bugs you, tyrus.tyrus, but we have to .r that let's just consider the huge h f.a.a. outage of lasugt week wa, human error, not software. softw are.and we talked about what yo, i said. like, if i was with you, finish your point, then i'm going to about the fact that if youn put all the information in pre world on medicine, in
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one place, the prediction that the machine will make will be more accurate than any doctor unless what we found and what the reason why it bothered me so much about the the drag story was it was based off of programmers feelings and influences. pr if they're programinge, and e say we want to make sure that we reduce medication distribution by 70 percent, and that's the program. p therefore, the analysirogrs wile aike, oh, you don't need this, you don't need this. now i'm like, i don't want a lawyer anymore. because if they're like, listen, we want to settle when to settle 60%, of course. so they're aiyaz will find waysa to settle, even though it's against your best interest. interestbecause yes, the ehi isy but it's the programmer that wer have to worramy about. s >> so whatever the programmers issues are, the a.i.ugh. will follow through on . and that's actually makes mereg: rethink this cat, because what if the a.i. is operating forfo the greater good and not for your good? because that's also that'sat its how the machine is so hyper intelligent that it's thinkinghi abounking t the future of
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the universe and the future of the world. >> he might he he might find it entirely meaningless whena lowe your problem as a lawyer defending you might say, yeah,r wegh lower the costs here over what, we will save a trillion dollars. >> what do you what say youn ben human being? >>g? yeah, i mean, i said that when we were talking about in yr the ai lawyers that they might not be in your best interest because it can't be objectivebes because the programmers are humaprogrammn beings.if it whenwi it comes to journalism, though, i'm not sure if it'll ever really take off because what is journalism if you can't send a bunch of hateful emails to the person who wrote the article? >> yese arti, that's like that'e internet t a huge part of the internet these days. certs.so i thiso i think that ts certainly no you can't equal it with objective because humans are never objective. and if they create the software ,the software is not going to be objective, i guess tend to argue against that. >> we don't have biased toaster's or biased cars.y sa
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>> loftus and those are created by human beings. but a toaster. . >> indesign i get six to eight . yes. what if what if the toaster wase your lawyer? couplester water, no light on toast. our lawyer, toaster lawyer coffee machine is sexist.e is how so? because the espresso machine,hi whenne, i try to use it, it doesn't work. >> but when cam tries to use it, it does. and why is it mr. fox.el: then i yeah. mr. copyright's. ist.n a da yeah. and how come i say i want toast a darkness on my toasterer, my toasters like, no, you're going to have iter a little lighter. i'm listen, you guys always bust my chops about this. , unpg i'm terrified of this. i unplug it all, unplug at all, it when when when the a.i.wa starts going. no, i don't wantnt -- ar to you, you're like, hey, could you write something about trans or woke and the a guy's. no, i don't think i will. i'm busy about the launch nukes and unplug it all.l. well, what you're talking about thinking, t just thinking. like like when a.i. is much
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talk to a me. do you ever talk to a meter maid that's that's unconscious thinking uncon they have to do s thing. they have to do thishi things t. and if they say they're not going to do it, they're not going to do it. and that's the scary part abou t a.i. is if it's got a w superintelligence, it's going to find a way to do what it i nts. >> yes. and what it's going to do the weather. no, you can't. it'sce i hate to tell you they'y going to be more accurate. they're going to be better at everything, but they're going to they're going to be better at everything. >> so it's all about the presentation. yeah. i guess so. >> i mean, it's a pretty hot dolls. what am i saying? what are you saying? i don't know. i yes, i am. >> that's that's in chapter eight . >> then greg revealed the from underneath his locker. i call thi unds coach johnsoernt
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cequent, barkley and the rival giants look to pull off another upset on sunday deck in the cowboys fight to bring a long awaited title back to a big d against christian mccaffrey and a red hot forty team. i want to play the nfc divisional playoffs saturday and sunday on fox. >> welcome back. they kept merit honors, a mystery all in the name ofcauh equity because they were bent on punishing achievement. let's see what i did. as m happens when you go to college? as many as seventeen virginia high schools7 virg are under investigation for withholding prestigious national merit awardsg , mostly impacting asian students. foll, that's what they get for enabling white supremacy, formerly known as studying national merit awards are among the highest honor a student cani get . short of the principal havingpa with yol u or the head custodian o
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. shout oue t to vick. i still cry when i smell lysol . >> sprinkle some of that pink dust. yes, the sawdust. t in fact, only fifty thousand students earn the award eachy year and in a world where equity crushes success from frome, that's fifty thousand too many.o so now the virginiaattorn attorney general and governor are lookin g to see if the schools violated the human rights act. >>rights. let's just remind ourselves that we do have a superintendent of schools in fairfax county who claimed that equal outcomesimed for all studs at any cost was her top priority. s theithey've hired in equity nonsultants in order to drive this mentality. and it is not t justjust not consistent with virginia values, it's inconsistent with american values. >> i didn't recognize withoutouh the vest to do so by withholding the results. e
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young accuses the schools of bringing down the standards of excellence in the name of equity . so it's proposed a bill that par would make it mandatoryan to notify parents and studentsae of awards as soon as they y knot but this shows how destructive the equity parasites can be . punish the hard working kids,bo elevatmbs ane the bombs, and son everyone so dumb the view gets d renewed for another season. >> michael, you know this.. >> you sleep in nearby high schools. >> yes, often when it's raining ,there's room in the dumpster, there's room in. and i mean, you kind of become like the little high school mascot. >> people throw their ham chool mam sandwisandwich to a l. >> so does this is this a big story where you're sleeping?? >> it's horrible.: yes, it'its you know, there's a silver lining in everything. right? right.ri ght?sometimes losing my underwe anyway, go say, oh, so thisibleh is horrible. like, they used to , like,eyawas give awards just for participating. and now they're hiding the awards from the winners. ino
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but it occurred to me, like, k everybody is trying to get their kid in college now. just claim your kid won like. yeah. tha oh, het, won that. >> but they hid it from him., an yeah. they hid it from and he also had a huge scholarship. you so if you guys coulds makct that happen,'s it's horrible. h yeah.e. i know that they did that to you with devry. that thethey did. >> yeah. and they did. yeah. it's nice. towas on i was going to be their quarterback. i was gonna be on the footballoo . oh really really, really good.el put up some solid numbers. ng u yeah. yeah, yeah.so you were, you were quite the smelter weren't you. yes. i don't know janis. this is what happens on fridays. >> you know, the thing is ,ld at i mean this coulerd alter the trajectory of somebody's life, right? i mean, many thing, ris do that. right.s li but but this actually it's like they could have gotten to the school that they wanted to . but but then loftis is right. you've got a great storyi wo to tell. likeuld've i would have gone to harvard, but i lost the paperwork. yes. i'm from canada. >> there is no merit.
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no. oh, that's no merit. >> are there canadians in the audience? i'm sorry. no, we're al you're doing good. good no, i think they don't have the it's like the difference with the equity and equality, equalityrerence, you know, equak opportunity. everybody starts the same and they work hard har equities. from the top down. so that's basically saying, you know, achievers, you have to achieve less to create equalityo create. that's why it's evil. that's why socialism. so in some ways, candidate is a economy. the way canada is might be morea towards that realm, perhaprdsati that's what i think.ink, bu at listennd, i want my kids o to do well. and if they'red if on the honor roll, they get treats me really what i will do, you know, no, d but you do. i mean, here, if you do, what are you thinking right now? the way yoit'su said the it, i'e the . >> we all hear that. oh, you know, not the way youy o did.
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i was.u do is this about money? i mean, equity. >> no, get integration. using words to disguise another word you said it is socialism. this is they're trying to put or socialism in our schools because what happens if you'reme an a student and you get thes th same grade as the f student? eventually you're both going to be f students. right? why am i busting my and i get nothing for it. and the students, i don't have to do anything and i'm goingthio to get brought up. so that'thats that's's w what ts is what i'm really and it does s affect people's lives. >>lives, the journalis the joure this story, her son was denied this and she had to get a second job to be able to paygn for him going to college. so it does affect families. what i'm as a former teacher, , i am horrified because if my students with the pandemici l and still made honorable, i will be screaming that fromd m the top of the building. i i would be so proud of my kidsah and i would want them to do and these are the kids that i would want people to be like, wow, when the pandemic and all this stuff, they still worked their off and this is what you want to strive to be. buant that'sd capitalism
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and that's america. you think it's socialism is . no, and that's how they're trying to face it. >> i think it's because of the pandemic and kids are doing so poorly right. now because of what the government did to many. i think i think i thine ofk it s to do with like people don't t want to be seen as rewardings ra other people because that's oppressive. >> tyrus >> i think the pandemic was anih opportunity. yeah. for that socialist mindset. right. ndemicpportunispeaking of oppor, are you rethinking you are planning on identifying as asiany,, but as you can, it'h the asians that are really getting the boot, huh? >> this story honestly really upsets me because school wasi h the one thing i had going for me in school and in a very serious way.ous way, on the onei made the all academic team i mean, on the one hand , i made the all academic team,g, which was a thing. it was a combination of gpa a your gpa and your act scoresnd.s and i got a medal and my w brother, who was a star athleteo his whole life, was like, you
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you handle a nuclearec attack by running outside to get some fresh air, although that is my recommendation or visits from eric swalwell. for more , we go to an expert on bombing shocks. i'll try harder next time. that's bombing. how does this help you?, >>no loftus well, know and what this what this is this is allabu about ukraine and this is aller, about fear mongering. right. i'm surprise sasd it wasn't like a little click here to donate bottom . this is likethis ike when you he the fight with your with your wife and you're like, arlikee we done? it's like, oh,e ke it's fine, it fine. and then she keeps i st going by doing the adjacent story.we n ukat's what the . all right, so we'rrae not going to talk about ukraine anymore. done comwe're done. yeah. yeah. so anyway, if we get nuked right, that's a pretty gooda fun point. i'm very surprised that we do
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some book reading there in a dumpster. yeah. the ketanji obviously the first thought that would come through your mind during nuclear attack duriis genes. where where would you go ? what would you do? >> keynes wrote this really go and hide in a corner. y obviously a cat roaded. yeah, that's what he alwayss dos does. yeah. scared of, like, everything. only you things, movements and sounds like. s buwht there's not that many corners. that's what i worry about. like there's notabout, tany corg corners. but if you live in lik te an g each apartment building, people are going to be like slashing each other over acces s to the corners and they're going to have a liability on their hands for writing this, do you think? >> you know, but there are four corners for every room. i mean, why can't we corners? >> uh, have you ever been in a corner? oh, yes, many times. oh, boy.: have y let me tell you a story. i , i did. i did. but you have to i wanted to asks you this question. this is like there's no there
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needs to be a survival flow chart.ival flowchart on what you do, so let's say, it can't just be stay on what you do.r, >> okay, so let's say you okay, it can't just be stay in a corner. there's what have you.bag? what if you survive? do you have a go bag? because i have to go back . a i have a medicine. i have a firearm. i have. to barter with when they no longer take money. tirhas yeah. when they no longer take money. i have a paper. it's as good as bullion. you know, i got that fromy, i g william devane. yeah.ot okay, got you know, he said, what's between your mattress. this is one. >> tyr >> i'm just going to kill you when i'm putting him down for the betterment of the group. >> yeah.he group this was the most unnecessaryiov surgery. yes.er information ever fire that's like saying don't touch fire no matter how shiny it is . yeah i, it'll burn you. >> it's a nuclear bomb.
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here's the thing. the folks, it travels around corners and gain speed. >> eighteen times the size ofsif human body weight. so that's like six of mine. re . either way, you're done. so my advice is don't stand in front of window. >> no, nuclear bomb hits . t get them lap .he be like suzann e somers and her husband. get them last you and it's a wrap like you done. call that one that you always wanted to tell your wife how you really feel about her. r get out. a time after and if there's a time after that getting refrigerator work for indiana jones. other than that, sarap w researchers never write stuff like that. no, they don't.t. that's what's going to happen. janice, would you if fox calledf and said we need you to do the weather, like, would you go to work? that's the that's the first thing i thought it. i and also, will a car pick megg up because i'm not goingo to go in the subway during nuclear>> c
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