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washboard abs, and other networks on hit comedy show of their own. is considering hiring a comedian to host one of its prime timepr showims. network is still a joke that isa meann.. biltmore, trevor noah, arsenio hall and john stuart. s what no elainete bosler? elaine bosler, elaine bosler i just want to say. elaine bosler. anyway if they really want comedy this should relaunch cnn plus. that debacle made me laugh far more than the dead crow stapled to chris wallace'sif t scalp. but isn't that the point really? that was already funny and they went ahead and they ruined it. i'm talking course about thego golden age oldf comedy chris

cuomo, don lennon, brianon stelter. l or as they're known in the business, the three stooges. those were the days, right? everything is ruined. chris lost his gig after trying to help hi.s brother andrew fend off a sexual-harassment scandal which is like having alec baldwin teach you gu harn safet. hey, killed a lady. and lennon lost his primetime gig because he comes off as real as the skies and breasts. g uy[and no offense at that guy ad his giant fake. he is a global treasurer. sadly for us and took off to spend more time with this hoagies. [laughter] did you know he gave blood last week? that is how they mak he alfredoa sauce. [laughter] that is solfredo disgusting. i know it is gross.gr but how could cnn forgetos these guys when they were together, remember this classic? >> if you watch a certain state

tv and listen to conservative media you would think entire cities are embroiled in fights and fires and whatever. we went out had a great dinner in new york city tonight. greg.: the only thing that coule make that funny or some bursting into flames after he said it. t [laughter] i will never get tired of that. and who can forget this?et look he had to 2021 reason taked you seriously as a contender ies becoming a presence on cablebl news.id >> or president. [laughter]en t i heard dentist use this it's cheaper than a laughing gas. why they can that does show a set of promoting it is bonkers for the thing is regardless of her shows amazing success of cnn with the chase comedy they should start by first bein tgea l.real.le don't steal thatr' idea.s. follows honesty if you can't be truthful good luckomed being fuc

after o.j. simpson acquittal and 95 cents official comments finally official murder is legal in the state oidf california. the audience roared because they knew it was true. they also laughed because he wao saying something he got the feeling he was not supposed to say.ed rumors swirled some execs at abc did not want him to make ojeh jokes. he was willing to break the rules to tell the truth.ut so, how cah.n a network to that laconic mom's pregnant people? in order to o bebe effective at comedy you got your land truth that ideology. cnn is trans in that way. meeting they identify as truthful. but they still never really made the cut. remember what wes refer to a ci when chris cuomo rose from the dead from his basement? [laughter] after being quarantined with covid just a week after fighting

a cyclist. >> that is right for. >> member the string 2020 hit outside of a burning building or the on-screen caption reads mostly peaceful protests. now that is dishonesty. but it is hilarious a unintentionally. we could be here all night reciting examplell ns from cnn punctuation of the russian myth to the 12 headed panels trying to serenade each other. member went every was worse than watergate? lexuses water worse than watergate. it is worse than watergate. >> in some ways this is worse hathan watergate. >> 's face is worse than watergate. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] spit before cn an entertains an fantasies about, you first haveo to tackle the truth take up youu mbhumble host each that we stare from the truth and go from there, or we go each night?th who knows sometimes it's hilarious other times it is not.

rebut remember with comity they outcome is notth predetermined. it is what woke comedy cannot bb funny. woke comments are nothing more than smirk and it's a tell they require you to agree rather thae laugh. that is because there iscae no equity in laughter for you either laugh or you don't. try to establish a quota and you will be the judge. cox welcome, tonight suggests she is known for her cheerleading and leaving your ears bleeding emily campagno.g: [cheering] his at comedo y is so dark every ticket to a show come to the free had that. comedienne. [cheering] [applause] he dresses like a magician because he can make laughterar .disappear. host of fox across america, jimmy phila. and she has never been told, fox

news contributor kat timpf. [applause] a little trivia here about kurt metzger. he was i believe the original liberal panel on the gutfeld!w show we set the talking while it was him. >> a puppeteer and writer on thw on show t. [laughter] units on your cv you don't brag about it. but i understand jenny comity ou h cnn?r >> the names they float it you can guess the last name zig one i've heard of,th right? let's say land a great post, guy with a perfectly round head. [laughter] it really is a matter of what writers are you going to get?

, people think the host knt rigt don't.es but they where are you going tod file te trends of color to fill the comedy? i haven't got trends we're s yet. >> why recounting yourself out? if you identify as these days? [laughter] it is fluid. [laughter] i am able fluid i hurt my back recently. [laughter] proxy take two boxes your gende. g fluiend. i think you've got a gig. you just got promoted. greg: yes, yes you are disabled jimmy. >> yes hey girl. sprayed that was a compliment that's a pro- jimmy crowd tonight. it's a homled. e game. [cheering] >> you work with tigers now?skin

>> 's or mike carroll basket. it is so funny.ro spit when you gain from the story? this ists about blowing our own horn. it's all over thhoe place now. o >> first of all it is kind of hilarious that every network was to walk a mile i n your shoes but they can't because they are size three, you know i mean? o i owed you one. i have angles here. the first one is a say they're going down this route because chris licks is a late-night expert. he produced cold air. that's like saying you're babysitting expert because you hung out with casey anthony you know what i mean? let's just get out of the way. but the point you guys both made it's the reason they've crippled late-night comedy is because micco woke you take all the targets off the table. you have rules about punching up instead of punching down pretty got to read the room to leave the room. the democrats by taking the funu out of their party, screwing thn

comedians that kind of gravitated toward their party. i give you ad ton example. last week the democrats voted againss t allowing cigars inside th ce capitol.pito twenty years ago there found a cigars inside the interns, and you know what i'm saying? i like it.[a you went a long ways for that. t >> we have time between takes on tiger king. >> i love the fact i love what are the sources said they arear looking for their john oliver. aren't they all john oliver's? are they all the same version of john oliver?g: emily, welcome to the show. >> you aremily welcome.you jeff anything interesting to add s conversation? >> to matter what happens, cnn is stilltill cnn. y every '80s movie the wholeon plot is someone trying to be someone they are not.

you can't be the person that you are not. the nerd can't be whatever it ec is. in matter what happens to cnn they're always going to revert back. they're looking for the john oliver. but they're really trying to find is their ow n you. that's never going to happen.o i am nice to everybody. >> were really needed was you. [laughter] we will be right. back. >> he put out an e-mail and said you guys may not like that she may be confused he said in anyo e-mail tu o everyone. but he said i am trying to have a rational conversations around polarizingarou topics. just have normal conversations t about topics people feel heatedt about. that is and cindy according to keith overman called him a fascist because of it. heaven help the fact thaty

twfinally two years after exposg himself and for the entire f company jeffrey toobin is actually gone. the crux of the biggest joke of all.makimall >> one 100%. at the end of the date tiger can't remove his stripes and f cannot department effective at are at the end of the dat y the joke. [applause]o >> coming straightness are looking at us were they doing over there? maybe we need a kat timpf of our own? >> do not steal her. >> i love this counts as an i idea.an they are doing a comedy that is going well. so we should also do a comedy. i want to be an executive. if that is what counts asbu contributing something to tiare conversation. >> is all you have to do pay. to say how not have it will be different or unique or something that is out there. this other thing is good so wels

should also have our own good thing. the net actually gets reported on. that is a discussion. this show there's nothing else like this show whether you like it or don't like iket there is anything else like it. how would theirs be different? again i want to be a ceo. hooks why is cnn talking about this and not like the networks?d trucks we have to do a comedy here. >> comedy central we should start doin>> gedldg comedy. [laughter] parks you are right it it isin funny the whole thing is flipped and it is fox.you you think right wing think every stereotype that goes with it. and yet we are the only personly was basically a rough crowd type show. >> is like a sign of the apocalypse. there's something wrong.apocight greg: i might be stay tuned i do drink the blood of children but that is just a coincidence. >> accuse my skin looking great.

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greg: welcome back but even a tribute to doctor king could not stop joe from doing his thing. true biden is an divisive jumping back guns, race, and gas. not his own by the way. during his mlk day speech the president gave a speech so offy. the rails they had to call pete buttigieg. [laughter] because he's the transportation secretary, a little play on words there. first there is nonsense about the gop and spending. structure and talk about big spending democrats again?

guess what i reduce the deficitu eslast year $350 billion. and this year federal deficit is down 1 trillion plus dollars. hear me, that is a factor. they are fiscally demented i think. i don't quite ge t it. >> fiscally demented for if anyone is familiar with dem dementia. when do i want him to whisper this will be our little secret. [laughter] spit let's not forget the factth joe signed an absurd spending bill last month as a first spending bill signed with a crayon. later he accused car insurance company's of charging higher premiums based ompan chan race. >> if you live in one of those neighborhoods in the same exact f yocar i have you paid more for

your insurance.r i no basis for it, none at all other than you are black and i am white.t quick stop bragging. the only time insurance companies care if someone is white is to avoid casting themnn in their commercials.th of course joe should pay the higher premium his car is filled with classified documents. a little political humor there very little.it here is your redtl meat. [applause] but what better day to stoke racial division then on mlk day. one man had a dream and the other is barely awake.d what a good time ttio talk abou getting assault weapons ban. >> i am going to get assault weapons a band. what do you need? i am serious. ban the number bullets that can go in the magazine. there is no need for any of twh that.t thi love my right wing friends o

talk about the tree of liberty.t you need to work taking on theda federal government egypt m15's.' you do not need an ar-15. i am serious.i' >> he is serious is only told story 170 times. so what you need>> an f-15 to te on the government butted on armed face painted qanon almost toppled democracy. get your stories straight, gramps.ea dy[applause] i'm sure you already saw this and unlike joe it will never age. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday. [laughter] happ -y birthday to you.se greg: i told her he spent all night memorizing happy birthdayg

[laughter] so come and show anything else? to add? >> no, no,>> no. these tough guys with their guns we did not have the suit grow un on the mean streets of delawaren with but corn probably had use her bare hands. that is right. ran we ran into some bad dudes thehe other day i remember how that went. i remember. [background noises] what are you looking at old man? >> teo out of my garage. a >> there is nothing inss there.. except my corvette and i don't know, some boxes. >> get out of here man. >> get up out of here before i kick your wrinkly whites. [laughter]

and you and you.ch i point at all of you.oi have a nicnte day. >> you too. >> nicely done. [applause]e] emily, maybe i have as littledo memory as biden has. don't remember people ones mlk y doing stuff like this. i mean he is. wasn't supposed to be the nice president? successfully built himself out to be.to that is a whole shock of it all but he campaigned in the great unifier. t but instead the enemy has been coming out of his mouth it'sha always gop, it's always ag. patriots average americans at hio.s parents. it's every normal person is the enemy and our president's eyes.s it kills me every day is mlk day to him in terms of that amount, just botching everything. the wake that he leaves it issa

streally disastrous. that's the thingnd i worry abouk feel like there's a lot of jokes about it not massively here bute in general we market irat is fuy to laugh. but it's also frightening that is our commander-in-chief. under lack of absolutek comprehensioofn of the importane of the classified documents. the importance of security. all of that. my point was that he also said during that speech the second amendment for the moment it wass past limited who could buy a gun and what kind of weapons theyd could own it. that to me as an entire t illustration of how he views our government. the second amendment limited ths cover the whole point the constitution is that it limits the government to not infringe on our rights that we were born with. he writes that we have are unalienable.al foier him to come in and say it limits america, it limits you unit f-15 destroy the gove government. to himfact the greatest gift wil always be the biggese t governmh

possible. that's wise most dangerousha president we have ever hadd.. [cheering] oh no you didn't. oh no you didn't joe biden. wow. she's current i don't know i don't like joe biden. the most dangerous president and rousthe history. >> worse than watergate. s maybe he's proving a point thaht presidents aren't that impo important. hoxie might have proved that point. [laughter]why [laughter] i don't understand why anita m15 to fight. didn't attala ban just do that pretty well? i think we left a few f-15s with them, something nice.es >> i'm your best chance of getting it. >> that is true. >> i will just never be able to understand how many people think the police are a racist a mob o

murderers. but i also think they should be ehe only ones allowed to hav guns. i don't get it.bu we can't have f-15s.ent but the government can't have f-15s but the government alsoit has many reasons why it might not want to carpet bomb its own people on its own soil.at and for him to w say we have no chance against the government ar-15's actually based on theis meaning of the second amendment is an argument for us to have more powerful weapons not less a powerful weapons. true.is true, it is that comment was goading priestess actually goading. again january 6 is that it?>> b[laughter] >> beat the cover with a viking hat. i want to see yo. wu try.ee you need a better gun. >> agun ar-15 is not a match for an f-15 vessel provided provides no check knowing our population roviis armed. it makes it a lot more costly of decision for government if thefy

go ahead and say are of gutter g carpet bomb, what are yootuou talking about? tboutworks especially it's thea people he is a demonized space quite an overlap with theon military and gun owners i'izmp afraid. >> i think the>> reasoning he ws beating up on everybody honestly thought it was rodney king day. there you go. you know the white house pressve team was so relieved he did not say that yesterday. he said it. [inaudible] [laughter] a theory what you hear me out on this. joe biden when he goes off a prompter because he does have some type of cognitive dementia. if you watch him the next timeom what you are watching uste a lt of redrawing part what i mean by that when you pick the lotterynu numbers on the newmbs or bouncig on the thing you get like 17 andlike nine, that's wise saying thingsh like economy, dementia there just flying around in hieys hea.

they are the words he hears the most don't talk to joe about thc economy he has dementia.t ev and that's what happened from no.t even kidding that's how the happy birthday video started but if you watchif it again, in his head happy birthday popped up. and then he started singing you can see his face aitt the end gi don't know her name.. listen to the end happy birthday dear and he doesn't know. he got the wrong lottery ball, l that is the point. >> one how trump would've handled that. j it would just go offus it's a - really great. >> birthdays are great. all right up next wyoming spars with electric cars. [applause] meant that she had to relearn how to walk and how to speak. ♪

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greg: can wyoming free us froman having to drive a previous? [laughter] he did it, he did it again.t spate ofrh perfect rhyme.s, wyoming republicans, they happei

they have introduced a resolution to ban the sale ofle new electric vehicles in their state. phasing them out by 2035. you heard that right. they don't want electric cars oc liz cheney. [applause]ve should say and liz cheney wherever i a go for it see what happens, and liz cheney. [applause] and if your previous runs out os juice in yellowstone they will just let the bears eat you. so wyoming was a phase out electric cars by 2035, just in time for my 50th birthday.bi that is in the teleprompter. [laughter] and i read it anyway.e the bill aims to ensure the o stability of wyoming's oil andil gas industry, saying electric t vehicles will have impacts on wyoming's communities.

and be detrimental to its economy. now, the bill was cosponsored b gop state senator named brian boehner. [laughter] stop it you teenagers. normally boehner's they would not matter. but since it is a boehner i would've fired the writer ofud this story if he did not include boehner's last name. being in wyoming i wonder if he frequents jackson hole. [laughter] boom. cap this is a great story.ymbo don't you think? it's basically symbolic thumb inuring toc they california. gas u.s. are going to ban gas cars were to ban electric vehicles how's that customer x obviouslyh wouldn't agree with it in terms of policy. but is doing something very understandable biden guilty of t lot.ey which is acting up not getting enough attention..

[laughter] y are sittingthe that were going to ban this, ban this and people those ar ae ours jobs people are cavalierly talking about decimating entire industries where people work there. they wanted to bring a little attention back to themselves is understand pickwick does anyonen know how people in wyoming?ecau how's then people i dated i went y there. and thi went there. that's a fun fact every went repeated. unlike thank you yes, i did hea that. >> was a weird dude.n' they did not datt e a cow. [laughter] talks ere.i struck out. >> we ask of the population was questioned its 570,000 per.em >> thank you emily pickwick summoning cows? i don't know. [laughter] emily of hot a hot red this is n interesting question you and ic both have classic cars, oak and cardio have? a f >> afford mach 172 mark one. however has a new coyote illuminator while at jv summit 351 cleveland here's why this is important. it is a carpet actually getse, better gas mileage than half the

cars out there. but when id ou walked out into e parking lot there's a big glob of spit on the windshield inob o barkley it's probably because b someonere assumed its burning ou but here's whamet i love about this bill but i understand his tongue-in-cheek yes rooting fore attention or whatever. but ths,e point remains 12% ofma wyoming isin employed by the oil and gas industry. one hundred companies 30,000 miles of pipeline it is real for those in washington d.c. fromto thursday night are not allowede to work or we don't care provided passes of federal billl makes it you are unemployed immediately and you cannot putn' food on your table pert that'sa thy e first at the biden presidency hundreds of thousands of people were out of workou including contractors and their families. the cavalier attitude that comes out of d.c. and comes out of california has real world effects. i love thid s bill. this whole ideologue notion the addiction to being woke in the virtual signaling has real-life consequences for real americans i like theknow if

word cavalier? >> i had gotten google one. christmas had the sum of 5:00 p.m. going to recycle it, jimmy. when they ban the gas powered vehicles in 2030 or whatever, what kind of cars or trucks are going to tow them? there are no electric tow trucks. my, u do say come and get car the trucks that come will be de silva not going to bev, h jimmy. >> are on to do this. when you feel if you been to'm wyoming i love wyoming i'm on the radio and wyoming it'st' definitely a differents vibe.th the copsou stop me for drivinghe without a mullet. >> of moods and the shirt? there.halfway the problem with this outfityo this accident and when things are in the witness protectioectk program. and they freak out. the people that are in charge oi the environmental movement are stupid children. and what i mea n by that is theyth want to regulate an industry they do not understand your point of sayinpog wein don't hae the tow trucks we don't have thh

capacity.me stright now by outsourcingac domestic energy production took place like saint venezuela, they produce it for filter than wend do. and then we need more fuel to get back here. so guess what you just doubled the amount t of pollution coming from what we do. so wyoming has to stick up for itself. is the number one industry. t this is like if they take gambling out of vegas or san francisco eliminate heroin that's most of your economy.en y [laughter] i was thinking when you sat with your accent and your westernt where you arofe like part of an organization of special cowboys. [laughter] that is what i mean, special pickwick special cowboys. you get to go to like a rodeo pickwick sosa chubby what it's like baby back mountain.ntai you are terrible. last word? >> this is like a joke bill, y right? si read the words of senator boehner. he said this wasn't real. what they really have time to make joke bills and wyoming? i think itomin be shame. a fox n

scott. and here we go again. another batch of documents with classified markings have been found that president biden's home in delaware for the details on this latest development. we're joined now by white house correspondent jackie heinrich jackie. hey don . we've just learned new details from the white house counsel and from bob bauer, who is the personal attorney for the president. we've learned that the doj actually was conducting a search of the president's wilmington's home on friday. it started at 9 45 in the morning and finished around 10:30 p.m. during that surged department of justice took possession of a bunch of materials that they deemed within the scope of their inquiry, and that included six items consisting of documents with classification markings

and surrounding materials, some of which were from the president's service when he was in the senate, and some from when he was vice president. now, what is notable about this statement that we got from bob bauer? is that doj requested that the search not be made public in advance, which is likely why we were not told about it. on friday in the briefing room, we asked the white house press secretary why biden was going to rijo bit at the summer home. he usually goes to even fairly often go to wellington. but hardly ever goes through a hobo these days, and we wondered why he was going to rehoboth this weekend instead of wilmington's. he declined to comment. now we know there was a search ongoing at that time. we also know from the statement from bob bauer that this was an offer made to the doj to conduct a search of the entire premises. for any additional materials. um there was no search warrant active at that time we've confirmed with the white house counsel's office. this was a voluntary

search that, um the president's personal attorneys offered up to doj to allow them to come in and find whatever they deem necessary. that's also notable because the president has faced criticism for the process here. where or this latest discovery . all the discoveries were made by the president's personal attorneys, and then reported to doj. in this case, the o. j was there doing the search and found the documents, john so we know that they found documents previously at the penn biden center. they found documents in his garage and his house and now again in his house. it sounds like they think. this time, at least the house is clean. but there could be other shoes yet to drop. i suppose jackie there could be we know from the account that we've had from the white house counsel's office that the initial batch of documents were found in the penn biden center were happened upon during a move out. essentially that aid you know, came upon them not expecting to

see them and the president's team did self report this discovery to the national archives. they alerted the doj. and then in the interest of both parties. we've read some reporting there was a mutual understanding between doj and the biden team that they would not make any of this public as they allowed by the personal attorneys to continue searching whatever other materials, he had doj wanting to avoid media attention, complicating the case and the president's team, reportedly an interest in having this happen expeditiously and they believed that there would find no intentional wrongdoing on the president's behalf, and then they would announce it at its conclusion, which hopefully would have an announcement that there was no wrongdoing along with it. they obviously didn't that's an end up happening because it did lead to the media, the white house had to admit this probe was ongoing from november. and now the search is continuing. this time. doj seems to be taking the lead and they've cleared the wilmington's. we'll see

where they go next. house correspondent jackie heinrich jackie thank you.k you. now back to got felt. save your mother's money you are out of luck honey. marie osmond's kids can relax they will not have to pay in inheritance tax. marie osmond, you know her shee is on the left. [laughter] tells us weekly she won't leap in inheritance to her kids and because that would breed laziness and entitlement. >> why would you enabler your child to not try to be something? i don't know anybody who becomes anything if they are just handed money. >> sounds exactly like what i said about sou cashiers.au [laughter] ghstupid, stupid.ot i wasn't sure. it was of the first time osmond has said something like the spring 2020 such as going tong give her fortune to gerry et cetera kids kids which is morers proof the cars for kids is

brainwashing people.. this would had a different exam going to spend it all and have fun with my husband for he is like help me, god. it might sound cruel these gives her kids the greatest gift of all knowledge how to lose 6 pounds and 3 inches in a month. the same effective weight loss plan it's backed by science. [laughter] but i am with marie on this on e for i'm not leaving her kids ang money either. and jimmy, i want to go to you u first but you do not have tobe worry you will never have any money to leave your kids. [laughter] y, right? >> you be lucky for a cardboard box for it was at island called with a very people?ot you will be inte potter's field. >> was in the luck. >> don't think it a belly?f [laughter] e hand.n we do. i have one kid and as you know we decide to stop reading after the first report card.

you note let's not do this again. but i didn't take it seriously e from the minute maury povich said it was mine. i was like all right, i am all in. and here's the thing for and real. you want to give your kids enough money to do something bu not enough money to do nothing. meeting everybody knows a rich kid who is so spectacularlypr prosperousos but has contributed absolutely nothing to thabe wor. if you don't know one google prince harry. b yp[laughter] [applause] he is a byproduct of a person who is too much prosperity atve his disposal he will never have the moral imperative to do thint decent ohir good. >> he killed 28 men in afghanistan. quick you don't know those guys they were decent guys. i was a cabdriver i was friendse with most of those afghan hend s coming out i'm saying? sl rambo three. [laughter] >> jim kido yos question or a q> snow. you are the that has gg: a kids. this is kind of stupid topic for

us then. >> i think it iss, a good. >> he's right. i don't mean to cut you off. students other rich people whose kids because your parents are te successful precooked you canep u that o cn gutfeld!? y >>es yes. another icon who is very wealthy and a person of faith he went i kids to earn it not just give it to them. that was osama bin laden. [laughter] spieth i did not see aidn' goinn that direction. >> that was funny. spieth i thought you're going th go with john smith. s putshe a limit to she said the greatest gift you can leave youe children is a passion to searchh for what makes them whole on the inside and te o work. and i totally agree with that. the greatest gift to meet would be time with my parents buh t i would love my parents never ever inheritance or money they have on time together then something at theng end. -

greg: i don't believe it.wl >> your mom is slowly turning m herself into a manichaean with dear inheritance money? >> it is her money.rita that is the issue is her money's not my inheritance money it is r my parents money. what they have a done for me is gift me with education andt had work ethic sowo no matter what i put my own food on the table and i honor them in that way. >> i don't think it's any secret you come from modest means.ht [laughter] that's just a fact. t you. f greg: i'm not going to say your family is poor. cook sent got to like inheritance is not something i spend time thinking about, ever. look, whatever okay, but also why does she talk about it so

much?it we get it. >> alright shut up about it. >> how are you feeling m? >> and feeling like my kids aren't getting any money. [laughter] merrg y christmas i don't think it's christmas when i die you're not getting.i [laughter] is old becauseknow and if you ge in be a total. you are welcome. like okay, don't give it to them. but like dude.su algreg: it is unusual but i hate shoulder. i'm totally on board with this. >> the amount of money i have spent keeping my cat alive. greg: i would hate my childrenan more thagen strangers children. because their stupidity directly impacts me.il if your child is stupid like i'm not dealing with that i couldur leave your house anytime i want. if my child is an idiot. >> you wouldn't take any blame for that? bgreg: i want to be a terrible dad precooke d you have inherited stupidity that's all you get. >> that is funny.

>> is just what is i would think you like strangers kids more if you are allowed within 500 feet of them. [laughter]'l [laughter] greg: i will just let that go nfor it up next, hookers have'' high hopes' they will get lucks y on the slopes. to real people about their heart. [applause]

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>> a story in five words. a greg: is story in five words per hookers flock to thomas again he did not need the fifth word. [laughter] ememily comments on the world's richest most powerful executives, billionaires aren'rt davos. the sum is private high-priced escort to hope to make a lot ofh money for gina who elso e is there? is he going to dabble in the hookers of the hoagies? >> i don't think i can say that on air how i feel. >> say whatever you want. >> 's belly will be full for a few reasons. [laughter] >> does that mean mail hookers? [laughter] greg: it sounds dirty. >> guys according to the article these hookers made $2500 a night but wasn't that the price improved pretty woman which means literally inflation is not impact the cost at all. greg: not that kind of inflation part i am talking.

[laughter] [laughter] >> most people at homewood do not know what i do, if you were a gigolo and i'm not saying you aren't. [laughter] but let's say you were. i bet there arand e some horny women billionaires and davos waiting to jump your sculpted bones and lick your shiny head. [laughter] and finger your stopple beard. >> can i just say how proud i am of these jobless elites forgetting of legal age hookerse for once? that is a big steprs f forward.. they at least found adulttr hookers. greg: they did not go to pedophile islands which does not sound as fun away,s it sounds. it is bad.. [laughter]>> g jimmy, every time they have one of these conventions i can sized my cap driving days the un ispe the super r bowl of hookers here in new york. these diplomats fly all overn e world to project how wonderful and great there while engaging the most vile behavior known t

o man. cookson going to tell surere a cabdriver? >> good precooked to the heaveni when you said like a climate nev thing. they are never doing what theyre say they are doing. they have 1000 people fly to ae climate conference in a privatea jet keep opened your cleante war conference with an oil spill. hypocrisy popper c. greg: i thought that would never end. [laughter] should anybody factor inocri the carbon footprint ofok prostitution? >> no. , thati think actually up all te things they're doing there thisn isgs probably the best thing. t greg: i agree. >> they are supporting small are business.su [laughter] ppwhen else are they ever supporting small business except for this? greg: there actually helping people who need help. >> entrepreneurs free.ught >> i thought you're going to say outdoors, maybe.y [laughter] >> it also proves a due at least in some way understand capitalism. >> so you go. theyere yogo will pay for sex t

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