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doing the singing and posting the video, he noted proof that god is faithful. amen. that's it for us tonight. don't forget, set your dvr so you always will stay connected with "the angle." thank you for watching. remember, it's america now and foreit. gutfeld takes it all from here. **♪ ♪ >> happy, happy monday, everybody. yes, i know. i feel that way, too. [laughter] >> greg: if i were sitting where you are, i would be just as excited. what a great weekend. once again we all got to visit
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the strangest place in the universe. you know, that place where people actually think bill neys, is a scientist and joy is a place called bayhar. talk about america's mainstream media, a world run by people who believe they can hypnotize us into not believing what we see. we've been here before. remember this gem back in 2020. to the sane among us it looked like a bunch of thugs saying fire to the city while democrats hit behind the toppled statues but to the media it looked like a friendly game of spin the bottle. a bottle filled with gas later to be tossed into a business. remember when the media called the summer of 2020 the summer of love. maybe so if you're dating the zodiac killer. [laughter] >> greg: don't knock it. he was a hell of a kisser, but now they are back. that adorable bunch of people known as the mostly peaceful.
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>> cnn presents it's mostly peaceful featuring molotov cocktails, public beatings, burning buildings, looting and shooting, but no worries, it's mostly peaceful. people die. people lose their businesses. cities suffer millions in damages. it's cnn's mostly peaceful. tonight's episode, antifa goes to atlanta. >> greg: yes! [applause] >> greg: down in atlanta, the city had begun building a police training facility. you know, place that offers the better training for law enforcement, that the left has always been demanding, where cops with learn to defend themselves from a 6'5" 280-pound criminal trying to stab him to death. of course, the true face of defund emerged right on cue. the anti-cop rally rabble
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descended on the site to occupy. rioting broke out or what cnn called a harmless pillow fight. seven people charged on domestic terrorism. a cop was shot. when police returned fire, a nonbinary protestorser was killed even for police asked for pronounce. does reporting of the casualty not binary cause twice as much outrage because twice outrage was the response. they put out a call online for a night of rage, on saturday a hoard descended on downtown atlanta, lighting police cars on fire. tourists tried to find flights to a safer destination but ukraine was closed for the night. now, after the mayor holed a presser saying the city wouldn't tolerate this violence, here's what cnn had to say. >> i think there is a real blurring of the lines, and the
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use of the word violence. is property destruction violence? to some people it certainly is. you keep using these words violent, violent, violent, violent. the only acts of violence against people that i saw were absolutely police tackling protestors. >> greg: can we stop with the violent word? i mean, the violence is okay but stop using the word. so it's a peaceful night of rage, which i guess is just like a whacky outbreak of monkeypox but it's good to see cnn no longer traffics in radical loft wing ideology anymore. so cnn calls this nonviolent just as they are closing their historic atlanta location. they are moving. something doesn't jive. generally you don't flee a city in a u-haul if you actually believe it's safe but it just shows that despite all the bloodshed that came from their enabling coverage for years, cnn has still learned nothing. they keep making the same mistake over and over again, like when i give too much money
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to charity. but cnn isn't the only one. here's abc news' take. there is that same phrase again. it's just a peaceful protest that happened to turn violent. it happened to turn violent. see, it's out of their hands. how did this happen? it's like a tiger cub that goes crazy on a talk show and eats brian kilmeade's face. you have that dream, too, don't you? so cities are turning into hell holes and we're not supposed to notice, like brit hume stealing office supplies we're told to look the other way. can't help it. atlanta, philadelphia, sf, here in new york, where allen brad claims his reforms will stop skyrocketing subway crime our on fox news weatherman was just jumped on the subway by a gang after he tried to defend an older man being harassed by the
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group. they beat him like he got the forecast wrong on the day they were supposed to go looting. [laughter] >> greg: lucky for him he clots. i know. cops caught three of them. all teens. no criminal charges were filed. and they were released to their parents. with criminal justice like that it's safer to ride the subway on the outside. but urban decay isn't new from the 1960s to the 1990s the cities looked like they had been sacked by cranky visogoths is. but they say this is different because we're told there is nothing to see here. it's not happening, just like the board, just like the documents, just like the elections. so where do the sane among us go then? how about mexico? they never finished that wall,
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right? they are all coming here, so let's just switch countries, right? we getty -- get tequila. he's so well dressed, charles -- this correspondent survived the most dangerous war zone of all, the real housewives of orange county. author of the new book "chasing catastrophe," rick sexy -- and she's always there in a clutch because she sleeps in a car. fox news contributor kat -- [applause] >> greg: and he's like a life alert button. he provides excellent protection
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and old women want to put him in their showers. [cheers and applause] >> greg: it's funny because it's true. >> i did write that one. >> that was a good one. >> all right, charles. when these people are talking about how it's not violent they are obviously not factoring in what happens to these small businesses or the small business owners. the minority owners and stuff like that. how do they not learn, how do they not learn from the last three years? >> first of all, that dude we heard, i have a feeling he's never been on the train, certainly not a new york city train and he's probably never been jumped. i don't even get, like who are they talking to? even their own echo chamber has to be getting smaller and smaller, because it's just so nonsensical. but the news itself, mainstream media, has just gone so far off
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kilter it's nuts. obviously when something is burning up, okay, when someone throws a molotov cocktail, when someone goes to the hospital, what bothers me is this small, these anarchists get to go from city-to-city and spark these things and get cover from the mainstream media. that's really a shame. >> greg: they built them up because they are anti-fascists but they are very miserable and quite unattractive whites. >> on some sort of drug -- >> greg: i'm with you on that one. they are a step away from mass killing-type people because there is a narco issue. there is a family issue. they are the opposite of rick leventhal. [laughter] [cheers] [applause] >> greg: brought some fans with you. >> i might have brought one or
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two, yes. >> greg: rick it's great to see you. you haven't aged a bit. >> thank you. i'm getting younger, actually. >> greg: you have this great book out, chasing catastrophe, your life and covering hurricanes. the problem with it, though, is there is no index. when you're looking at this, a lot of people when they leave cable news they leave and they don't look back, which i think you might have done. but what do you make of this when they are still calling violent protests peaceful? >> i think it's awful. i have seen this repeat itself over and over again. actually, before i left fox i would report on this every night on the nonviolent-violent protests, but i didn't call them nonviolent protests because they were violent, and that obviously is violence and for them to try to perpetuate this ridiculous position, oh, well, no one is getting hurt, or it's just property damage, it's not real
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violence, it's ridiculous, and the other peace of it is they are enabling the behavior by not prosecuting the people who are responsible for it, so it feeds on itself. if you know you're going to get away with it you're going to do it again tomorrow and we've seen it time and again. you can't let people break the law or go free or they will keep breaking the law and escalate. >> greg: well put. kat, i hope you were listening and learned something from him. [applause] >> greg: let's talk about our very own poor adam -- if it was kilmeade, i wouldn't kill, doocy, he's been around a while, the weather map, probably can't fight. >> it's okay. did you see his tweet? >> greg: what? >> he tweeted and he said the head loon i just read, viciously beaten by teens is true. it's doing way more damage to my ego than the physical beating did. >> greg: -- >> he has a sense of humor about
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this horrible thing that happened. >> greg: he's living the theme that i think every guy in the subway has to do, if you're there and you're going, i could die or i could live the rest of my life thinking didn't do something. you see, let's say a woman is getting slapped around by a dude and you don't step in but then that guy just stabs you, you're dead but if you didn't get stabbed and you're not dead you're going to go, wow, i'm a [ bleep ] pus. i give him kudos -- never go up to a group of teens. they are like rabid finches. >> yes. that's why i think it's so interesting this comment of destroying property isn't violence and taking it further and saying destroying property is not the same as violence against a human. is anybody saying that it is? i don't think -- of course, the interview doesn't ask that. like who are these people who are saying that it's the same?
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because they don't exist. >> greg: right. >> but i think it's actually that same side that's diminishing humanity and human life and safety because they don't care when stuff like that happens which i think we should all be able to agree on is bad. >> greg: it is bad. what did you make of the adam -- >> i think what you're trying to say is that a coward dies a thousand deaths. >> greg: i came up with that. >> in a really bad way that's what you were trying to say. take from it a guy who has been in a fight, who has been outnumbered in most of the fights i've been in you don't announce it, that would be my advice to him, in the future, swing first, make an example of the first one, so the other ones go oh, but when you say, take your hands off that guy, that's the wrong side of white privilege. that's a mistake. if, for nothing else, don't investigate and don't
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announcement okay? see, that's the movies in him. they turned around and they were expecting a showdown. they were like -- get him. he's like whoa. he thought he was going to have some dialogue. >> greg: okay. if he walked over and punched one of the 15-year-olds, headline would be fox weatherman storm front. >> yes. >> greg: angry front. >> saved old man from group of teens. good for him. he did the right thing, and i'm glad that he's able to talk about it. >> yes. [applause] >> he did do the right thing but he paid a heavy price for it. >> and that's, since i brought up the white thing, that's when white people interfering is a good thing. then you go to atlanta where these privileged people come into black neighborhoods and burn the place down and then they leave, and then the neighborhoods are destroyed, and i don't understand how a don lemon or someone can't be going, these racist people using plight
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to hurt black communities, because that's who they are hurting. >> greg: that's a fantastic point. >> they are destroying our neighborhoods, for no other reason than just to do it. there is no such thing, that's like saying mostly alive. you're either breathing or you're not. it's either peaceful or violent. who gets hurt when a building burns down everybody, in the neighborhood, jobs, other businesses, why would they come in? atlanta used to be a booming city. it was growing. now it's not because of stuff like this. the mayor, don't let those six go. hit them with everything you can to send some kind of message. you're not going to get invited to the grammys and all that kind of stuff but your neighborhoods will be safer. >> greg: got to roll, up next, did santos confess to wearing a dress? ♪ ♪ we will, we will rock you ♪ ♪
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>> greg: george santos comes
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clean and admits he was a convene. embattled new york congressman george santos finally admitted to once upon a time dressing in drag. he actually admitted to something that immediately disqualifies him from politics. last week a former friend alleged they dressed in drag together when santos was a teenager living in brazil. wow, teens of brazil grow up fast. i didn't start dressing in drag until i had to co-host "outnumbered." by the way -- yes, that's me, my "outnumbered" name is actually van periwinkle. i can talk about any topic so call me. anyway, this weekend reporters caught up with santos at the airport before he could pre-board with a fake neck injury. who hasn't. but i wonder if he was young and had fun at a festival and whether we should sue him for having a life. >> i had fun at a festival. sue me for having a life. >> greg: amen, brother, or
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sister, or whatever. so santos did dress in drag. nothing to be ashamed of. like lying about where your mother was on 9/11, i mean, for a guy with a 3.89gpa that's pretty stupid. a college poll shows 71% of new york suburbanites say he should resign compared to 50% who said no, that he should say while the remaining percent would like him to offer tips on how to apply eyeliner. but this means that despite his unpopularity, he's still slightly more popular than the rest of congress. for more insights joining me live from washington, republican congressman george santos, thank you. [applause] >> greg: thanks for taking the time to speak to us, george. questions on everybody's mind, are you planning on resign something >> no, i'm not going to resign, greg, and, maybe the media should resign for not finding
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out i'm a liar until after i was elected. i mean, a lot of people want you to resign, greg, brian williams, brian kilmeade, but they are the disgusting liars, not us. >> greg: you're right. what about the allegations, though, are you worried the feds are going to be coming for you? >> yes, i'm worried the feds are coming. got a gas stove, or maybe i stove money from -- but the theft i'm worried about is the money the government is stealing by theft through taxes. >> greg: good point. how did you come up with your drag name? . >> greg, i can come up with fake names all day. george santos, anthony -- i don't know. ainsly earhart. that's the easy part. the hard part webing what name you gave them and what your fake mother was doing on 9/11. >> greg: what would you tell your former friend who said you couldn't cut it as a professional drag convene, was he a caddie bitch?
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>> yes, it was a caddie bitch. i would tell him that a lot of people back then said my lip linking in 2005 was better than obama's in 2009 even though the timeline doesn't really add up. >> greg: well, thank you, congressman. we'll check back in with you later. you're always welcomed on the show. congressman george santos. >> greg: i don't know if you've been following this guy at all. he's a pile of lies, but how is he any worse than any politician? at least i know what he is. >> this issy never wanted to cover politics. this is why i didn't want to work at the white house or work in d.c. because didn't want anything to do with that nonsense. this guy is the epitome of the whole system is screwed up and why -- why is he still there? when he lied about everything. and people elected him thinking he was one thing and find out he's something completely different and all this stuff that he told them on the campaign trail turned out to be
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bs. i'm shocked that they haven't done more to kick him out of congress already. >> greg: i wonder if they are waiting to find somebody, but also it might have been clever on the democrats to hold all of this stuff, right, kats? they got him elected and now they are stuck with him. what do you think, kat? >> about what? yes, i think he should resign but i'm trying to think of somebody in the government that i don't want to resign. >> greg: i find him, because he's such a liar, to be the most transparent politician ever. because we know he's a liar. >> oh, my god. [laughter] >> rick is going to throw something. >> i want them all to resign, not just him not to. but also, we already knew, like, i don't think he gets to say he admits it because he was still denying it when he had a photo of himself and i said all along he did drag but he wasn't a convene because i wish we could get a picture of him up there in it. he didn't even attempt to do a
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contour. it was bad. >> i just kept thinking the guy playing was santos. it wasn't really his, right? i kept thinking his face must hurt holding that pose for that long. >> his make-up is way better. he was not good at it. i don't know if he would laugh or cry but definitely throw up. >> greg: i'm going to say, i'm man enough, masculine enough, comfortable in my own skin to say george santos was a great-looking drag convene. >> no. >> it's your party, man, dance who you want with. [laughter] >> greg: he looks like gretchen whitmer. [boos] >> with beer goggles. [laughter] that's late in the night in brazil. >> greg: i've been there. >> i'm going to take up for george a little bit. >> greg: thank you. >> 71% said he needed to go, right? 71.
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so his favorability is right around 29%, right? so he's like six back from the president. >> greg: exactly. >> the president was like 36%. >> greg: right. >> so he's in good company. they don't want you to leave. the president is only eight points ahead of me. that's saying something. and transparent by evidence and force is not the same as transparent. he just got busted and we all see through the veil, so to speak. >> sounds like someone else we know, president biden. >> yes, exactly. >> he's cooperating. he's been holding us up for 20 years and now he's cooperating. and -- i'm cooperating now. >> so that's what he's doing. he's cooperating. >> every killer ever caught i'm cooperating. >> let's be honest. the democrats had him in one of those spots, breaking case of emergency. all of a sudden when they found the third stash, when they found the secret documents in the
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garage, next to the corvette, break the santos' glasnow. get this story out there. ram it through. there is no way this should be this big of a story. congressman lied. but he's no longer a drag denier, which is the biggest thing because we talked about that before, being a drag denier is apparently the only thing he will not tolerate. >> greg: exactly. now he's, what do you call it? >> sympathizer. >> greg: what do you call the fat people? >> drag positive. >> greg: he's drag positive. [laughter] >> it sounds weird that you put "the" in front of fat people. >> like there is just one. >> the fat people. >> greg: no, no, no, in my neighborhood, i'm glad you brought that up. the fat family lived next door to me. p-h-a-t. >> oh. >> greg: how do people feel out
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in? >> i meant p-h-a-t, not fat like you thought. >> is that what it stands for, pretty hot and telling. >> that's what came out of my mind. >> i thought i just learned something new tonight. that was brilliant. >> greg: we've got to get out of this filthy segment. need to bathe afterwards. my collar is all screwed up. up next, he shakes hands and hides papers with flare. deep into fibers, leaving clothes so soft, wrinkles don't want to stick around. make mornings smoother with downy wrinkle guard fabric softener. with gold bond... you can age on your own terms. new retinol overnight means the smoothing benefits of retinol are now for your whole body. plus, fast-working crepe corrector diminishes wrinkled skin in just two days. gold bond. champion your skin.
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memories. [laughter] >> greg: you know, it never turned out to be a roll of life savers. the president's attorney says the materials were from joe's time as vice president and a u.s. senator and included handwritten notes from biden's v.p. years. i think we have an example of the notes. [laughter] meanwhile, white house chief-of-staff is set to step down in the weeks after the president's upcoming state of the union address. he says he wants to spend more time at home ruining his own family. [laughter] >> greg: his departure is reportedly not related to the documents investigation but who the hell knows if that's true. he'll be replaced by jeff -- biden's former covid czar. i'm sure he's do fine -- that's like making hannibal the surgeon general, or mayor pete the
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transportation secretary. i wonder what joe thinks about all of this. >> no, no, no. they overclassify this stuff. you read the news. most of this stuff was just notes. classified, come on. see, just notes. just things -- i still haven't really figured that one out. just notes. and, what's this one here. oh, i wrote this to jill during the campaign. oh, those were good days. >> greg: yes. [applause] >> greg: all right. where are we on this? >> it just keeps getting better and better. he's right. there is no there-there. there is there-there-there-there -- i mean, anywhere, all you have to do is think where would a drug add did it hide something and
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you're going to find a classified document in their house. this is just a blueprint trail of what hunter has used and has not used so he probably doesn't remember all this stuff but -- because i would imagine that people who want classified documents will pay whatever, even if the document isn't worth anything, it just says classified on it. i have a classified document and go sell it. so obviously that's how hunter was getting -- i mean, it's just plain as day. and again, we have a dad parent who can't remember anything anymore. they keep acting like there is a gag order. they keep acting like the f.b.i. -- you can say whatever you want, it's fine so they continue to play this game of going back and forth, like they dont's know -- we're cooperating. we're cooperating. you have no choice. it's out. you're collaborating so much that now when they call you to tell you, we're coming to search your house today, oh, by all
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means, please come in absolutely. as if they are going to say no. you know what? go ahead and search my house, mr. president. >> greg: i've got to ask you, rick, you're no longer covering politics. this feels like one of those tit for tat stories. >> kind of. >> greg: would you hate covering this? >> no, i think i would enjoy it actually. because he's such a hypocrite. like so many in washington. >> greg: yes. >> he went after trump so hard when they found classified documents at mar-a-lago. i couldn't agree with tyus moore. it's ridiculous. maybe we shouldn't be that surprised but i never even considered that that was fueling hunter's dealings with foreign governments. it certainly pop. >> greg: it's like an overlap. >> this reminds me of how many stories were buried leading up to the election and how there was censorship.
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i'm baffled that more people went upset about it and we're stealing with it to this day. >> the next thing they are going to find on a decommissioned amtrak train from wilmington to d.c. when you see the headline -- [applause] >> i need to get in on this. >> it's so nuts. the coverage, way they held it back. they found it right before, you know, old october surprise. this was the november surprise of all surprises, and, what kills me is how the media is straining themselves to say, well, trump was worse. golly, he was the president. he had it in one place secure, negotiating. they don't even know -- i mean, it's just nuts and he's had them for years, since he was a senator. >> it was incredible. >> greg: today on the five they said joe biden is a hoarder. no, he's not. he's a loser. he loses everything. it's like a hoarder who holds on to stuff
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>> i guarantee you when they find classified documents in the daytime folder in the strip club you guys will believe me, that it's hunter. [applause] >> why don't you just check them for cocaine residue. >> greg: by the way, charles, everything has cocaine residue. trust me, at least in this studio. call me, pedro. anyway -- [laughter] >> greg: what? >> nothing, i'm just starting to think that maybe the only reason hunter was successful is because of his dad. [laughter] >> kat: i get that it's easy for me to slam -- because i haven't had any. my dad missed his own graduation ceremony because he had to work at the factory that day. >> he's like a bruce springsteen song. >> she's only sitting there because her mom was a social school worker. but i'm sure there are things about it that are tough, like
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hunter wants to forge his own identity apart from his dad and it's hard for him to do that because they are opposites. biden has difficult bringing sensitive information home. hunter has a problem with not bringing it home. losing it. >> greg: exactly. spreading it around. who knows what i meant. there is nothing going on up here. just words coming out of this hole. floating into space. dancing around in the air. and then we're dead. coming up, should we be exalting physical assaulting? [applause] hey, man. you could save hundreds for safe driving with liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance... so you only pay for what you need! whoo! we gotta go again. only pay for what you need.
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>> greg: welcome back. a new sport is panned with an open hand. it must be time for -- yes, not sure how i feel about this. >> greg: tbs is facing controversy over its new show "power slap." road to the title.
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the show is entirely made up of men and women slapping each other. sometimes until they pass out. it's not to be confused with real housewives. [laughter] >> greg: roll something. >> greg: two. [slaps] >> greg: all right. that removes for me all hope i had for humanity. ufc president dane white -- it was pushed back. to be fair, she slapped him first. and he identifies as a man even though he's named dana. a lot of people have expressed show about the show, note the
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fencing posture with the first brain injury. he may never be the same. tbs network should be ashamed. pure exploitation. what's next? who can survive a stabbing. we already have that show, it's called the view. all right. kat, kat, you love violent sports, you think about it, dream about it. this is right up your alley. cuts right to the chase, the climate. you don't have boxing. just get up and whack each other. whack each other. what do you say? >> kat: you're only confused. i only like shows where it's all emotional violence. yes. i don't know. i feel like this is like their business. you know, like they are not kidnapping people and making them do this. it's not like there are toddlers out there doing it. >> greg: that would be better. toddlers slapping the other toddlers. >> kat: also, i feel like if you're someone signing up to do this it's not like if you weren't doing this, would you be
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out there doing something totally responsible and good for your brain. >> greg: that's true. >> kat: that's their business. if you want to do that. >> greg: that's what makes america great. the ability to slap [ bleep ] somebody. >> kat: no, if they agree to being slapped, which all of these people have. >> i have this idea all sports should be like this. instead of soccer, just have sudden death goal kicks. basketball, slam dunks, baseball, just home run derby. so here just take turns punching each other until you get brain damaged. >> tune in two minutes to go. the first time i saw this thing i was screaming. my only question, though, i mean, i wouldn't want to go second. [laughter] who the hell -- if i can't go first, i quit. and by the way, if i go first and i don't knock you out, i
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quit. [laughter] >> i would cheat. i mean, who goes second? [laughter] >> greg: you could say that about a lot of things. a little throw back to my time at the grotto. rick, i'm watching this and i'm so outraged, nobody is wearing masks or gloves. covid -- >> are they six feet apart? >> greg: i could never do it. >> i heard about this show, my wife and i, we weren't in the club but we heard about i and talked about it, we do a podcast on youtube every day called the daily smash and we talked about this on the show, and she was convinced that he did it on purpose for publicity, power slap shot. >> greg: my theory is, so they were drunk at a bar, dana and his wife, they were drunk and they are talking, and her hand moves and he puts his hand down like this on her hand and then he's talking, and i'm wondering,
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if he was talking about the show and she's going, why aren't there any women on the show? >> i'm not convinced it was the first time. >> greg: that's true. >> after seeing the highlights, i'm watching that show. it's brilliant. >> greg: i feel like it's kind of -- to see that, when i saw that guy do the little, what do you call it, fence man's grip, that freaked me out, that means he's lost all kind of human control. >> here's the thing. if you slap a guy hard enough, i mean for get knocking him out, you catch him right on the temple, you can end him. there is no -- whatever happens when the lights go out it's on you. but, i prefer not to go out in a slap fight. >> greg: that's true. >> you think the weather guy is embarrassed. you're in line at the gates. how are you out? i got slapped.
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>> greg: what? [laughter] >> you just stood there and let somebody slap you. >> greg: you wouldn't do this? >> i would have the same rules as charles. i'm going first. you get up from that, you win. [laughter] >> greg: i'm done. >> my only thing is, we see all the pressure with concussions and stuff like that, again, even when you win you lose. the women, they didn't show all of it but the blond that got hit, she got up, her bell was wrung, and she gets up and goes back on there. i mean -- it's not going to be a long career. >> greg: no, it's not. there is no second act in slap world. rated "r." up next, rick's book is no snore because he covered a lot of war. each lasting 4 hours or more you're not the only one with questions about botox®. botox® prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine before they even start—with about 10 minutes of treatment once every 3 months. so, ask your doctor if botox® is right for you,
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>> greg: a story in five words. a story in five words, rick has a book out. we've known rick for years at fox. he's the daring, brave, foreign correspondent and domestic correspondent, hard core partier, by the way, anyway, i open the book and what do i open to? i'm not joking, whole thing on geraldo, when he broke the embedded, what was embedded -- >> there are a couple of geraldo stories in there.
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sorry you didn't make the book. >> greg: i'm glad i'm not in it, it would be terrible. you said there was something in here about taking [bleeped] >> a couple of those. >> greg: you know that's where i was going to go to immediately. >> one was a hurricane. >> and the other big one was in the desert, when i was covering a war. you've still got to go to the bathrooms but there are no bathrooms in the desert. >> he's reading that book tonight. >> greg: epilogue two, sean hannity and the bayonet. >> that's a good story. >> greg: are you able to say stuff that happened that you normally -- >> there is a lot of behind the scenes stuff in a lot of stories that have never been told because i'm covering news. i can't tell about what we did the night before, people didn't care about some of this but there is some cool, interesting stuff that leads up to the stories that did you see on tv. >> greg: look at this. this is a lot of good stuff in here, some i can't repeat. i'm just going to read the whole
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thing about geraldo out loud. he downplayed the significance of what he had revealed saying it was completely vague but the rest of it were pissed because he didn't have to go through what we all went through before heading off to the desert. >> didn't set out to write about geraldo. >> greg: this whole chapter here is called geraldo. >> he's a friend of mine. he was. we'll have to slap it out. >> greg: the first sentence -- >> i'm a little intimidated. >> greg: and it's my rule, my old friend, geraldo broke, i'm going to nail him but call him my old friend. congrats on the book. and you always are welcomed here whenever you want. you did pretty good for the first time since doing red eye in like 15 years. >> that was a fun show, too. >> greg: it was fun when you
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were there. >> everybody should run out and buy it. it's out tomorrow. >> greg: wherever good books are sold. >> or amazon. >> greg: nice. don't go away. we'll be right back. try new vicks nyquil high blood pressure for fast, powerful cold relief without ingredients that may raise your blood pressure. try vicks nyquil high blood pressure. the coughing, aching, fever, cold and flu, for people with high blood pressure, medicine. heavy duty pulling power. ♪ to conquer the high road, or the off road. ♪ the gmc sierra heavy duty. premium and capable. step up to gmc with 3.9% apr for 5 years
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>> greg: we are out of time, thanks to everybody! you know who else, i am greg gutfeld! that is all we have time for tonight. >> we begin with breaking news on fox news at night, there has been another california mass shooting, this time in half moon bay just south of san francisco where seven people are dead in two separate shootings had two separate locations, but with only one suspect who appears to be an older asian man, and it comes just two days after police say a 72-year-old asian man shot and killed 11 people at a dance club in monterey park in los angeles. jeff paul has the breaking news come

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