points for desk pounding? i appreciate that. i'll work on it, i promise you. god bless you. glad you're out there. you make the show possible. we can't thank you enough. please set your dvr so you never miss an episode and for news any time, foxnews.com, hannity.com. let not your heart be troubled. laura is going to crush it next on "the ingraham angle." see you tomorrow. >> laura: i'm laura ingraham. this is to this is "the ingraham angle" from los angeles. thanks for being with us ton tonight. not having gavin. that's the focus of tonight's angle. never let a crisis go to waste. that was rahm emanuel's classic line from the obama era and it still captures the democrat party's approach to politics. take california's greasy gavin newsom was trying to use a

pair of mass shootings in his state to build his bona fides going into 2024. >> nothing about this is surprising. everything about this is infuriating. the second amendment has become a suicide pact. >> laura: okay. if that is the democrats' post-biden plan b, they are in trouble. leaders take charge and when necessary they take responsibility. but what is he do? he takes a lowbrow potshots. when he wasn't blaming the second amendment to the constitution, he was gaslighting the first. attacking the free press. the one network that consistently hold him accountable. telling an abc affiliate in california that it's a disgrace, what we say a fox every night. he said there's xenophobia, racial priming, whatever that is. what they have done to perpetuate crime and violence in this country, what? xenophobia? racial priming?

newsom immediately tried to tie the attacks to the right wing trump supporters and of course other top democrats did the same. antigun zealot chuck schumer tweeted about the need to stand up to bigotry and hate and the odious adam schiff cleaned a api bigotry was a possible motives in the shootings. with newsom and the gang's reflexive call for more gun control, cbs and msnbc had to admit the california already has the strictest gun laws in the country. >> california has the strict stt gun laws in the u.s. >> california is doing everything anybody looking for tough gun restrictions, they are doing it all right now. >> laura: gavin was having none of that. with that bizarre jack nicholson like smile and laugh effect, he looked like he was going for the oscar. >> care about your kids. we are talking, the number one

killer, number one killer of our kids last year was guns. what the hell is wrong with us? i am not saying take everybody's guns. stop with the extreme back and forth. common sense, common dignity. kids traumatized over and over again because of these drills at schools for shooters and we are not dealing with the issue. >> laura: what a creep. it turned out that a deranged elderly asian man with a criminal history including unlawful possession of a firearm was the gunman and a horrific shooting that killed 11 on sunday in monterey park doing a learner new year celebration. the rampage in half moon bay, the suspect in custody is another senior citizen. 66-year-old asian man. the people killed mostly worked on a mushroom farm which local said was known to be a marijuana growing farm. the suspect was subject to a temporary restraining order

after a former coworker and roommate accused him of attacking and threatening him back in 2013. so there's no evidence that racial bias was a motivating factor. but again, facts don't matter, not when your goal is to score political points. there is demagogy instead. and then there's dema-gavin. >> republican party balked every step of the way. one state can't do it alone. shame on them and shame on those who allow to perpetuate that to be rewarded politically. shame on them. shame on these charges. you deserve better. we deserve better. >> laura: ending the epidemic of gun violence requires doing what newsom refuses to do: send an unequivocal message that there will be no tolerance for crime of any kind in the state.

but after decades of liberal leadership, criminals here in california know how easy it is to get away with illegal drug sales, car theft, shoplifting, vandalizing. of course larceny of any kind. and we know far worse. that has to end. this isn't that hard. end the demonizing of law enforcement, stop supporting and defending pro-criminal prosecutors who are part of the problem. end the sanctuary city policies and empowered the cartels and the gangs throughout the state. gun control doesn't stop criminals hell-bent on committing crimes. just ask the people of illinois. >> laying on the couch, i heard anywhere between six to eight shots. sounded like it was right up under the window. it's chicago. i don't pick i'm surprised anymore when it comes to gunshots happening anywhere. it's not surprising. >> laura: the only crime epidemic, california has huge

problems. at $25 billion budget shortfall, the cities are unsafe, deteriorating from the needless covid lockdowns and as we know here in l.a., rampant homelessness. public schools are in decline. everyone is trying to find a way out. a pension system that is in crisis and i need big crisis. climate change insanity, rampant crime, high taxes running the state into the ground, all of it. but at least the democrats can brag about leading the nation with their legalized weed industry. even the "l.a. times" had to admit a few months ago, we brought it to you at the time, that legal marijuana has also spawned outlaw growth. with them, violence, shoot-outs, robberies, kidnappings and occasionally as the time throat, killings. mucho st gracias, gavin.

people are leaving for texas and nevada. despite he was a resounding reelection, newsom is in a bind. so what's the escape for him? a run for the presidency, of course. look closely. you can see his wings. because newsom is one of the buzzards circling president biden for 2020 24-hour period and that means he's got to show his talents. >> you have one party that are obstructionist. you have a leader of that party from the state of california who hasn't said damn worried about these atrocities. unless we start calling people out by name, all those people on fox prime time. really? crime is your number one issue? you're not going to deal with the leading cause of crime, guns? you still think people should have large capacity weapons clips. what frauds, absolute frauds. >> laura: gaslighting a cable network instead of his own shortcomings.

that's going to keep people about it is safe as what gavin's goons did by chasing people off the beaches and out of parks during covid. that worked well. newsom may have a sharper mental acuity than biden but his policies are just as demented. and the voters aren't having it. and that's "the angle." our next guest has been watching his community in central california change for decades as food firms have become drug farms. victor davis hanson joins me now. victor, i am here in l.a., you are up north in the central valley but the legal weed industry, it's booming in the state but so are the other types of gross which are illegal. the farm in half moon where they should have happened apparently grew weed and mushrooms and it was some workplace dispute, as we said. what you make of newsom's attempt to piggyback on these

two shootings, this tragedy, for 2024. >> lives in an alternate universe. when he blames republicans, he's in charge of the state. there's not one single republican statewide official. he has super democratic majorities in both houses of the legislature. out of the 53 congressional seats i think only 11 or 12 are republican. his state. dianne feinstein, nancy pelosi, jerry brown, barbara boxer, gavin newsom. they all come out of the same wealthy bay area elite that are never subject to the consequent as of their own ideology. so he's a performance art governor. if there is a flood and he didn't build reservoirs which the voters voted for then he talks about climate change. when there are shootings, he talks about gun control. there is shootings right near where i live, six people were murdered just down the road from me. they were not maga people. they were probably cartels doing

a hit. he didn't come down there and talk about illegal immigration. when he talks about death in california, he should look at the 99 freeway, i5, the most dangerous freeways in the country. they are 1950 status. when they were 15 million rather than 40 million people and people are dying every day while he pursues this unicorn of high-speed rail that is stonehenge. it's unfinished. it will never be finished. he will get an issue. abortion. come to california, we will help you get an abortion on demand. covid. we'll give you $500 million of covid relief. high gas prices. we restrict oil and gas. we'll give you money out of the treasury to soften our $6, $7 a gallon gas. as you said, he managed and his predecessors have managed highest basket of sales, gas, and income tax the nation. the schools are in the bottom 10%. the infrastructure is rated in

the bottom 10%. one-third of all welfare recipients live in california. 20% of the state lives below the poverty line. >> laura: victor. victor, when will california decide to save itself? how much suffering does this beautiful state have to go through? to make a change. i say that about my hometown in connecticut as well. >> 300,000 people are moving to florida. 1% of the population pays half the income tax. the state is not going to get better. it's getting worse. for people from poor countries, california is a paradise compared to venezuela or nicaragua or southern mexico and they are welcomed in. so we have on one hand big tech and big money. almost like a medieval castle around silicon valley. then we have people leaving, the old entrepreneurial upper middle and middle classes and we are

importing very poor people who feel california, as bad as it is, is better than where they were born. >> laura: lets remind everybody. we are going to have the super rich. superrich, the poor, and an increasingly small middle class. that's a recipe for disaster. republicans and conservatives can never give up on california, norway. california has to come back and we can't give up on it. victor thank you. despite many failures, newsom is still scene, don't ask me why, as an up-and-coming star on the left let's make up contrast where florida, governor ron desantis has decided to put his people first and made decisions geared towards improving his state. blocked high school ap course on african american studies because it included lessons on black queer theory and the prison abolition movement. >> we believe teaching kids

facts and how to think that we don't believe they should have an agenda imposed on them. we want to do history. that's what our standards for black history are. i view it as american history. i don't view it as separate history. >> laura: bingo. we are all americans. more importantly, he is waiting for himself and for students because just hours ago, this is going to torque people off on the left. the college board announced he was going to update its ap american studies framework to correspond with desantis' concerns and requests. wow. joining me now, horace cooper, project anyone chairman. author of "put y'all back in chains." horace, should this ever have been controversial? black quuer studies, a seminal part of african american his history? >> the left progressives take

someone like the former -- the president governor of california, our sitting president. all they like to do is exploit division in america. black kids, like white kids and all the other kids in america, we need excellence. we need high standards. gender studies, queer studies, prison abolition in history, all of these things actually will cripple our people when they are getting ready to enter the workforce. it will cripple their ability to get into a good college. that could change their world. congratulations and thanks to governor desantis for understanding we need high standards. we've got to let the bigotry of low expectations moved to the

back of the political bus. >> laura: horace, the g.o.p. establishment has always kind of shied away from the cultural issues. they call it the culture war but desantis didn't start this. they started it. he's just responding to it. the establishment, they don't like it. they like to talk about interest rates or the debt or maybe war in ukraine. but these are the issues, are they not, that are at the core of what's happening to our families and to our kids, learning to hate the country three everything is unfair. everybody's a victim. and desantis sees that. it takes guts to tackle this but as the college board decision shows, he was right. >> the progressives have poisoned america's culture and american families. people like desantis are providing a radical chemotherapy

to end this poison. we absolutely need our young people -- black, white, and brown -- recognizing that living here in america is the most amazing, most exceptional opportunity that anyone could ever imagine. teaching them instead they should hate their country, they should resent people who don't either look like them or don't think like them is only going to cripple. we must, we absolutely must restore civility. we must restore the family, and yes, we actually need more faith in the public square, not local ideas about gender queer studies. >> laura: well, i am applauding governor desantis tonight. unbelievable. it's about time people started

standing up. horace, thank you. speaking of california, the l.a.p.d. has now outlawed the use of the thin blue line flag. [laughs] because they say it fuels, wait for it, white supremacist. of course. we have reaction to that. why hasn't the doj searched obama's property for classified documents? answers in movements to where they're going. and at chevron, we're working to help reduce the carbon intensity of the fuels that keep things moving. today, we're producing renewable diesel that can be used in existing diesel tanks. and we're committed to increasing our renewable fuels production. because as we work toward a lower carbon future, it's only human to keep moving forward.

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(upbeat music) >> laura: i have looked everywhere. i have no classified documents. well, have i looked -- i'm going to get back to that to that predicable twists and turns today and what has become very unwieldy contagion, the classified documents. the former presidents and vice president who apparently just hold on to them. hours ago the house oversight committee said that the national archives did not meet its deadline to turn over documents and information that they are stonewalling. i guess, at biden's with the doj's request. we learned a committed boy scout, former vice president pence found classified documents at his home office. all of this leads to some interesting questions. >> what about former president obama?

what about former president bush? and the former vice presidents. is there going to be -- i don't say this to be funny, some kind of amnesty? >> laura: that is certainly up for debate but on the issue of obama, it's curious why the doj hasn't requested access to his many offices across the country, given the fact that a majority of biden's documents came from his administration. that scrutiny will only grow after obama's communications director refused to tell fox news digital whether they will even conduct a search at all. joining us now as charlie hurt, pending editor of "the washington times." fox news contributor. charlie, should we have a truce on this whole documents issue at this point? that seems like it's getting ridiculous. otherwise we got to go to martha's vineyard. we've got to go to hawaii. i think that houses been finished finished. i think he has a place in l.a., has a place in chicago. place in washington. that's a lot of homes to search.

>> how dare you call for a truce question like that would be like closing the curtain 5 minutes into the show. i want this to go on. this is fantastic. if we haven't learned anything over the past couple weeks it's that definitely barack obama has some papers in his bathroom or in his basement or somewhere. in the pool house, somewhere. i think we should have a raid on his house and look for all of them. obama, like trump, has a great argument make, that he has a right to have these records. obviously this would spark great debate among people on both sides of the cost regional. you know who has no right whatsoever to have any of these documents? joe biden or mike pence. they don't have any. they have no constitutional claim for these records. i say let the show go on. it's just getting started. >> laura: here's the deal. think of packing. i don't like to pack.

are you a packer? do you like to pack your things? i do it at the last minute. >> the last three things i grabbed. >> i always forget my sneakers. i like to run. there's a series of things i always forget but who is packing these offices up? isn't that hard? we kind of know what we have to do. i've got to get to adam schiff because he recently booted from the intel committee in this great move by mccarthy any of this to say about the pence news. >> it seems like there's a systemic problem with former occupants of the presidency and vice presidency having classified information in their homes when it should be there or at their libraries or their university repositories. this now appears systemic. >> laura: he was booted from the committee and now it's systemic.

>> i love how muted. he's a most statesmanlike when he's talking about this. and now that he's on the other -- on the receiving end of all t this. with joe biden. back when it was trump who had the records, i mean, they wanted to build the gallows. he was ready to have a fifth failed impeachment of trump. all of a sudden, he is talking far more measured tones. it doesn't sound like he's lying every other sentence the way we have gotten to know from him over the past five or six years. so it's a real nice change. as for mike pence, i don't know who does his packing for him. but knowing mike pence, he wasn't high when he was doing it. i can't say the same for whoever was packing joe biden's documents. of hunter biden's house doesn't get raided by the fbi to look for more documents, then they're not even playing -- >> laura: it's a little late for raids. you have three months since they found the documents on

november 2. lindsey graham. you love the raids. lindsey graham had a very interesting reaction. watch. >> hopefully when this is all said and done, maybe we are over classifying things. that may be part of the problem but count me in for getting this fixed. >> laura: all right, i think that is a legitimate concern. there's too much that's classified. quickly, your reaction to that. >> absolutely. it's a real problem. i think that would go a long way towards transparency. these papers belong to the american people and unless it's the most important secrecy, they should be able to see them. >> laura: charlie, good to see you. go have a raid somewhere. l.a.p.d. chief is finally taking action but not on crime. never mind that his city's record number of murders and robberies, we all know that. the l.a. police department chief, michael moore, not the documentary gasbag, has decided

to ban public displays of the thin blue line flag which is a national sign of support law enforcement. you might think this came after some massive protests. but no. it came after one complaint accusing the symbol of representing white supremacy. joining me now is prager you personality. it's good to see you in person. first of all, great to have you in studio. how much longer will they ban, how long will it take for them to ban the u.s. flying because people are very offended by the u.s. flag. >> we should be asking how long is it going to take to band police uniforms or police altogether. they think police are directly tied to white supremacy. i worked closely with the l.a.p.d. so i called a few officers to get a feel for what they are feeling with the police chief doing this and they said

their morale has taken a hit, their trust and power has taken a hit and they are not feeling up to doing their jobs anymore there's no question is why this is happening. >> laura: this bizarre woke move and i guess it's to mollify people. we are good people. don't worry about us. it's kind of, we support you, thanks. we had to see those tedious yard signs for three years. thank you, dr. fauci. no. those are still up in d.c. you see them everywhere. you can't fly a flag saying thank you? it shouldn't be above the american flag, no flank should be but imagine if you said that about other more popular flags. >> it's ridiculous. it's a powerful sign for people in law enforcement only think it's important to talk about the history because the thin blue line was popularized in the 1950s by none other than l.a.p.d.'s police chief who said there is a thin line between law and order and stability and complete and utter social

anarchy. getting rid of this flag might be a sign of the times because if we look at los angeles and atlanta and chicago and new york city, these cities are in shambles. >> laura: i want to move out of california to michigan. school board member faced calls for her resignation after she said that whiteness is evil. do you think she might've apologize? or people misheard her. instead she doubled down. >> ask ourselves, what are we angered over? the fact that it was said or the fact that it's true or is the issue are in comprehension of how policies and practices established by the white majority are impacting each of us? >> laura: amala. police and education is all mired in white supremacy? this is who we have on school boards. no wonder people are fleeing the public schools. because i have white, half black person, i don't know which side of myself to hate and which side of myself to like and this is

where we are as a country and it's unfortunate we are sending young black children and young students of color into environments like this. fostering hate, fostering a divide and pitting students against each other when they should be together to learn and grow and build community. >> laura: the great thing about kids is they for the most part look past color. can i play with your toy, steal your toy? kids are kids. they are going to fight and make up and hug each other that's what we need. amala, so great to see you. nancy pelosi's daughter claimed her mom got an exorcism at her home after the paul pelosi attack. but the church, as in the catholic church, saying that that never happened. who the heck came to her house? the white house wants to make the covid vaccine and annual shot. dr. marty makary is here on the ever evolving covid vaccine story. stay there. get a payroll tax, even if you got ppp

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>> laura: nancy pelosi's daughter claimed her mom got an exorcism at their home in san francisco. i guess it was after the paul pelosi attack. that's pretty dramatic. what really happened? trace gallagher, fox news anchor, chief breaking news correspondent is here with us live on his home turf on his set in l.a. >> warning to the wise, i would not bet the farm on this story but there are numerous reports that after nancy pelosi's husband paul was attacked inside their san francisco hole back in august that pelosi had some priest come to the house and perform an exorcism. in fact, pelosi's daughter told "the new york times" "i think that really broke her. over thanksgiving she had priests coming trying to have an exorcism of the house and having prayer services." nancy pelosi did not deny the statement and that led to the commentators coming out in forcing things like hopefully nancy doesn't vanish after the

exorcism. the president of the catholic league said "if it's genuine, she needs psychiatric help and if it's not, it's another example of nancy pelosi exploiting the catholic church were her own personal gain. here's the deal. the pastor pelosi's local parish denies there was any exorcism or service performed at their home and now she might've gone to a priest outside her parish but remember, pelosi has been battling with the san francisco archbishop. he banned pelosi from receiving holy communion because of her outspoken stance in favor of abortion. it's my understanding you need the bishop's permission for an exorcism. other priests say an exorcism isn't all that theatrical and it could've happened. nancy pelosi also has a history stretching the truth a bit. so until priest comes out and backs up the claim, i would take it with the green, may be of big green, giant grain of salt. >> laura: it's an interesting

thing to fib about, don't you think? >> nancy pelosi didn't deny it. she has kind of politicized things for 40 years. >> laura: i have high ever met you in person? >> never. >> laura: isn't weird. it's good to see you. everyone here is so wonderful. i'm such a huge fan of yours. you work the late shift. we work the late shift. you're out here, it's easier for you. you can catch trace in about 90 minutes from now on "fox news @ night." you better tune in. we move now from phony exorcisms to fluency vaccination recommendations. the fda has asked its panel of advisors to improve and annual covid shot for healthy adults similar to the influence of campaigns meant at combating the flu. forget potential side effects, adverse reactions, new study

reveals that in the production gain from loser jobs wanes rapidly. would an annual shot be any different question on joining me now, dr. marty makary. he's a professor, author of "the price we pay. what is going on with this shift of the fda? >> there is an agenda from the white house. it's saying we need an indefinite vaccination policy for life, that means a 12-year-old girl will get 60 mrna vaccine doses in her average lifetime and they are ignoring the one in 5,000 risk of myocarditis and young males. ignoring the one in 800 risk of severe adverse events. these are well-documented from big studies. it's no longer an idea or a small anecdotal screens. all of this for a bivalent vaccine for which we don't on the efficacy. no randomized controlled trial and the fda advisors that you

mention learn that moderna was hiding data that the -- they were more infections in the vaccine arm of the data than the placebo arm. >> laura: the world health organization, going to be shocked to hear this, director general is actually taking shots at folks like you. >> too many people are behind on their boosters. there is a torrent of misinformation circulating. it's undermining trust in safe and effective tools for cov covid-19. >> laura: dr. mccarrick, pseudoscience? a lot of people won't even call the shots vaccines since they don't prevent transmission or infection. he is accusing people of pseudoscience. >> boosters never had any data.

the bivalent data is nonexistent. if there is a vexing there should be on the market, it should have a warning label that there is an increased risk of clots that goes up by about 50% including pulmonary embolism. there's a risk of myocarditis and death. that has been established. and then it shows up in breast milk and lactating mothers. we don't know. i would post of the w.h.o., how many healthy children have died of covid? no one knows. cdc director doesn't know. in germany, it was zero children five through 17 in the entire population so how can we justify these risks for something that has no benefit in that population? >> laura: we know a lot of hospitals were enjoying the jacked up reimbursements they were getting when people had broken legs and tested positive for covid so that absolutely happened. msnbc, this is important, health advice for everyone out there. watch. >> which one? >> the fourth. completely knocked down.

we found out the boosters, the vaccines, they don't stop the disease. they certainly do make a big impact. by taking the booster. said what was that and kept going. >> laura: doctor, hard to hear that joe scarborough was knocked down for months, they said, from covid but he had gotten three shots. the fourth shot will lessen symptoms. that's the refrain that we here. is that for sure? >> look, it's part of bandwagon rally call kind of a cold this whole idea, repeat boosters. we lost the top two vaccine experts of the fda. they re-signed a year and a half ago over political interference and pushing boosters. without those experts, we are just getting basically bandwagon advertising. >> laura: that's not what you want for a so-called vaccine or a booster. we want actual real studies.

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>> laura: there are a lot of bizarre stories out there tonight when we think bizarre, we think our good friend jimmy failla, host of "fox across america" fox news contributor. i'm kidding obviously. the egg shortage. it's not just producing high prices but also really disgusting alternatives. can't find any eggs at all? need to bake a cake? great alternatives include applesauce, mashed bananas, vegetable oil, or even silken tofu. that's not all. >> chickpea liquid from the canon or from the dried peas. 1 tablespoon of ground flax seed plus 3 tablespoons of water equals one large egg.

2 teaspoons of baking powder plus 1 teaspoon of oil and 2 tablespoons of water equals one large egg. >> laura: jimmy, i suppose we should be getting applesauce and bacon or mashed banana western omelettes? >> it sounds like the kind of drink they make you have at a hazing ritual. dude, if you want to pledge this fraternity, drink chickpeas and applesauce with baking powder. here's my advice to the american people. i read every one of these recipes. spend the extra money on eggs or you're going to spend it on toilet paper. either way you slice it, it's not going to end good. the eggs are bad. those engagement commercials. eggs are so much money, it's like he went to kroger's. girl, he spent on you. >> laura: we don't have any eggs, don't have any baby food. this is the united states of america.

speaking of a very odd in combination, tom hanks the actor recently revealed the only cocktail he ever drinks. >> diet coke. >> first of all, look at the color. it's gorgeous. we were debating with the name of it should be and i came up with it because it is coke and champagne. so it's obviously diet cocaine. >> laura: all right, those who have tried it states delicious but given your affinity for the city is dives in manhattan, what is the weirdest combo you ever drink? >> first of all, let's acknowledge how many actors tom hanks is disappointed that a party by offering them diet cocaine only for them to find out it wasn't a lie, that they would be snorting in the men's room. my go-to drink, just so you know is called a kentucky speedball. it urban with a little bit of, it's called kahlua, two shots of

bourbon, one shot of kahlua and a little bit of cold brew. it's a good, punchy drink. you've got to watch it. it sneaks up on you. you might wind up in a tom hanks sequel called pare pantless in seattle. >> laura: what was the movie with the soccer ball question mike >> cast away. >> laura: tommy says it's a volleyball. it's the ball. castaway. that sounds hideous. a japanese engineer has reported that he likes to wind down from a busy week with a drink himself, just like anyone else but rather than heading down to the local bar, he likes to entertain at home dressed up in a giant wolf suit worth 3 million yen. jimmy, we know people put on costumes to disguise their identity which makes us wonder who was in this bunny suit redirecting biden during the easter egg hunt but let's go through your best politicians as

animals routine. hillary. >> [laughs] >> laura: what was she look like? >> first and foremost, i think hillary clinton is a cat but not just any cat. laura, i think she is like a stray cat. we fed her once and she just keeps coming back. she'll never stop running. someday trump rallies are going to be chanting "help her." this woman will not go away. >> laura: shucks, we can't go to mcconnell but it's a turtle. we know. we have a hard break. we know it's a turtle. we gave it away. thank you. up next, why you will be without me for a few nights. stay there.

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>> laura: okay. we're going to end tonight on a little bit of a personal note because i love talking about personal things. all right, the weekend before last, i decided to take my boys skiing in colorado with some friends. we had a blast. it was great snow, great fun.

i didn't wipe out once. until i took the bait. so nico says, he's 12, he says mommy dimitri and i bet one of us could beat you down the mountain. i was just how long as if you're going to beat me down the mountain and i took off after my 14 year old. suffice it to say it was all downhill from there. last run of the day about a quarter mile from the bottom at aspen highlands and hit the ice ski didn't release heard a snap, i immediately knew it was an acl because i had done my other knee at the same resort 20 years ago. i have some other stuff going on in my knee as well so tomorrow morning very early out here in los angeles it's going to get fixed. that's the shorts apparently i'm wearing in rehab. those are good. on the bright side, i finally might get some sleep. i'm going to try to be back

early next week. rough rovey, lot of friends on the rehab, going to be doing -- not that kind of rehab. personal fitness what is it called? pt the guys are telling me so i'm going to try to build back the muscle as soon as i can. thank you for watching. remember it is america now and forever. i'll see you next week. gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: here we go. yeah, there's the set. there i am. happy tuesday, everybody. i love you. keep your shirt on lady. tonight's monologue is for the children. and not just alec baldwin's. i mean all american kids being destroyed by people who claim to be looking out for