you always say that. >> neil: it's a prompter. was that tough on you? on your body? >> every day. every day is a gift that i can stand up. every day that we can get up and stand up is a gift. i'm going to do everything i can on those good days. i love you. >> neil: back at you, janice dean. doesn't that attitude wear on you after a while? that's janice. >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >> jesse: grab your umbrella. it's a total storm on capitol hill. the russia gate hoaxer and eric swalwell freaking off after kevin mccarthy was kicked off

the intelligence committee. kevin mccarthy showing his boss, while making the announcement. watch. >> those voters elected schiff, even though he lied. those voters elected swalwell, even though he lied to the american public too. i'll respect his voters too. they'll serve on committees. they will not serve on a place that has national intelligence security relevance. >> jesse: they're complaining to anybody in the sympathetic media who will listen. >> the cardinal sin appears to be that i led the impeachment of his master in mar-a-lago. >> do they want to come back for vengeance and take me off my committees to punish me? >> in my case it's purely political vengeance. i think he'll regret giving us more time on our hands. >> it's not going to stop me at all. >> he's taking one of the most precious pieces of glass ware in the congressional cabinet and smashing it. >> it's about revenge, appeasing

the former president. >> it was a fundraising gimmick on the one hand, but more seriously this is kevin mccarthy's way of getting and keeping the votes he needs to be speaker. >> jesse: schiff thinks it's a fundraising gimmick, but lo and behold he's trying to cash in, posting this fundraising tweet himself. meanwhile you can guess who the media is rooting for in this little spat. >> this isn't good for america. this isn't good for our politics. this isn't good for congress. but it's kind of like, you know, a kid putting their hand on a hot stove. >> there's no legitimate reason to keep schiff or swalwell off the intelligence committee. >> mccarthy has a lot of power. as speaker, that power trumps whatever the tradition may be. >> it certainly looks like retribution by the speaker. is it? >> it appears that way, abdrea. >> jesse: okay. we're all safer these two guys are not on the house intel committee. so i think that's a good thing. the media doesn't really buy

that, though. >> dana: this feels cut and dried to me. kevin mccarthy said all along, if he were to become speaker, this was would happen. actually i'm pretty sure if anybody had become speaker on the republican side, this was going to happen. >> jesse: yeah. >> dana: when the reporters, or andrea mitchell says this seems like retribution, well, do you conveniently forget what happened to in the previous congress, where the republicans said if you do this, to our members, even though we disagree with what they said, we think that was reprehensible, but if you take them off committees it's going to happen to you as well. to me it's cut and dry. the schiff is already raising money off of this. remember i said, he's running for senate in california. this is a gift to him, in that he can continue to go out, raise money, get on tv. he can always say, oh, i'm so hard done by. the bottom line here is that republicans cannot allow themselves to be swayed by just what the media is going to say about them.

just be principled. keep your promise. and move forward. they're not saying they can't be on all sorts of other committees. they can be on lots of other committees. the. >> jesse: it's a very important committee, where you get briefed on america's top-secrets, and they abused that, especially schiff. >> greg: if this just were a committee that dealt with roads or nutrition or exercise, we're going to examine america's issues with exercise, leave them on. this committee has the word "intelligence" in it, right? so right there, there's a violation. them, they they should not be in a committee with the word "intelligence." that's like a man using a woman's bathroom just by saying he's a woman. they're identifying as intelligent when in fact they're morons. they should replace schiff with santos just for fun.

>> jesse: aha. >> greg: schiff is the political equivalent of a nigerian prince. he initiates the russian collusion scam. tells you he has something, but can't show it to you. i have a will, you can't see it, but i can see it. that's what he with collusion, right? he said, there's evidence, you'll see it shortly. he never had it. the evidence never materialized because it never existed. these are like people that graduated from high school that are hanging around in the parking lot. go home. it's creeping everybody out. go find some other stuff to do. it's not the end of the world, you know. you'll find something better to do, eric. and shave. really? he doesn't look good with a beard. >> jesse: no. >> greg: at least that kind of beard. >> jesse: i never give the nigerian princes any money, because they use the word

"bequeathed." what banker uses that word? >> we'll say that, you know, when it comes to that committee, it should not be politicized. it should be independent. and, again, those congressional members bring a lot of expertise to that committee, and i'll leave it there. >> jesse: she'll leave it there. >> jeanine: a lot of expertise. first of all, let me make this really simple. the democrats did it to the republicans. the republicans said, don't do this. it's going to establish a precedent. don't do it. it's not a good precedent. so the republicans do it, but the difference is the republicans have cause. let me tell you what the cause is. swalwell belongs nowhere near an intelligence committee. we talked about this yesterday. and the fact that mccarthy said he couldn't get security clearance in the private sector or in the government. now, according to the director, tthe dcid continuing security

clearance is when you have -- they question whether you should have it is if you are connected another country, i'm going to skip that one. let me do this one. foreign influence. conditions that signal security concerns that are disqualifying include relatives, cohabitants, or associates, connected with any foreign government. sharing living quarters with a person or persons regardless of their citizen status, and when there is an affection or an obligation between the individual and in this case the congressman. this dcid says basically that swalwell shouldn't be anywhere near that intelligence committee. these are the guidelines that they use. so he doesn't have the right to be on that committee. neither does schiff, because he's lied for the last four years.

you know what, everybody is raising money off of this, what they always do. swalwell is a danger. he had a relationship with a chinese spy, who fled the country as soon as they identified her as a spy. she was working in his office. she put an intern in his office. she raised money for him. they are shown together at party situations, the two of them together, and breitbart has confirmed that they were in a relationship. that's enough. >> jesse: do you have any special codes that you want to cite? >> harold: i don't have those papers to look at. look, i said yesterday, i don't like eighth grade politics. when i was in seventh, eighth, ninth grades that's what we did. you have to be grown-up about these things. democrats shouldn't do it to republicans. republicans shouldn't do it to them. where we are where we are. the swalwell matter has more standing in my mind than the scschiff matter, because we want

to push people off committees because we don't like them, or wrong about a policy matter, no one would sit on a committee. if swalwell was a security threat they should have raised this in the last congress, because he remained on the committee, and has to matters that the judge is insinuating -- >> jeanine: we weren't in the majority in the last congress. >> harold: hear me out, guys. if you believe someone is a security threat -- >> jeanine: we said he was, harold. >> harold: judge, hear me out. mr. mccarthy and school les and others should have gone to the intelligence agency, the department of justice, said we have -- >> jesse: the fbi went to mccarthy and pelosi and told them. >> harold: they never charged him or convicted. >> jeanine: he doesn't have to be charged under the guidelines, dcid 114. he doesn't have to be charge. he's not qualified. >> harold: i'm not defending him or supporting him h i'm just saying of the two he seems he's the greater one to have a case. schiff, just because you don't

like him, that's your opinion, i have a different opinion. maybe others have a different opinion about it. i don't think they should do this. they shouldn't have done it before. we are where we are. i hope this politics stops. it's not a great example for kids. it's certainly not a great example for adults. >> greg: what about the children? that's what i was thinking. >> harold: i could feel you. you were channeling. >> greg: i was channeling. >> jesse: you don't always have to turn the other cheek, harold. just write that down. >> jesse: bret baier scoring a huge interview with a top meta executive that's going to break some big news. >> so you are ending the suspension of former president trump on facebook and instagram. why are you doing that now? and explain what's behind it. >> we're confirm c, if he wants to, he can use facebook and

instagram again. there are guidelines and rules. he has to play by the rules. >> jesse: trump is back. don't miss "special report" after "the five." coming up, gavin newsom unleashing on the second amendment as the solution to crime. ♪ ♪ subway keeps upping their game with the subway series. an all-star menu of delicious subs. there's the philly, the monster, the boss. if i hadn't seen it in person, i wouldn't have believed it. eating is believing steph. the subway series. try subway's tastiest menu upgrade yet.

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solution is to ban guns. >> i mean, the second amendment has becoming a suicide packet. >> there's many people in the country that support the second amendment and are lawful gun owners. >> i have great respect for responsible owners of firearms, getting background checks, getting trained. >> how did he get a gun that's illegal in the state of california? >> exactly. we'll figure it out. that's going to happen. you got to enforce laws. things fall through the cracks, but it doesn't mean you give up. >> dana: despite a crackdown, california has some of the strictest gun control laws in the snakes and other blue areas tough on guns are not seeing reduced crime rates. democrats-run cities like baltimore, chicago, new york and l.a., have some of the highest homicide rates. let's go to greg gutfeld. what do you think? >> greg: first of all, i don't

trust anybody on gun control if they don't know the terms. you know what i mean? also those who refuse the agency of the criminal. it's always the gun that's doing the killing as if it's up on two little legs hit running down the street shooting people. i don't trust anybody who can't tell the difference between a thug with a gun and a shopkeeper with a gun. why is there no second amendment phobia? right? you're critical of anything on the left, it's a phobia. you know, radical islam, islamophobia. critical of obesity, fat folkic. transphobic. there's people who fear lawful gun owners and besmirch them and try take their guns away rather than face the real problems, the thugs with the guns. >> dana: what's absurd about this, the democrats initially

called for an immediate assault weapons ban, but the california shooter, one of them, used a handgun to to his killing. >> a poor man's uzi, with an extended clip, 30 rounds. i don't know if it was modified to shoot automatic. you see those things in a steven seagal movie from the '80s. it's not even an assault weapon under their definition of an assault weapon. you can't say the second amendment is a suicide pact. if he was there, i'd have him run that analogy by him. it's such an inflammatory statement. he doesn't know how to talk about it, because he doesn't know how to shoot a weapon. i googled gavin newsom hunting, you can't find a photo of gavin newsom holding a gun. if it's gore, clinton, barack obama, remember the photo shoot, i mean even joe biden talks

about it, i have shotguns. you have to at least go to the range once to just be able to talk about it, to have that experience, as an american, to respect the second amendment, because if you don't respect the second amendment, you don't respect the founders, our rights, the pioneers, the police. you have to have that experience. i don't think he has that experience. that's why he's so reckless with his language. he never talks about crime. he only talks about mass shootings. there's homicides all the time. there's 2,000 homicides a year in california. doesn't talk about those. only talks about mass shootings, because he's so soft on crime, and he's tough on guns, because it's easier to be tough on guns. hard, because it takes commitment, to be tough on crime. >> dana: harold, what about creative thinking about going after the problem of the gun violence rather than just the gun? as if they doubled down on the laws they already have, as we pointed out, a lot of these cities have very strict gun

laws, and as norah o'donnell asked the governor, we don't know how he got the illegal gun. >> harold: i think you're right. the premise of your question, the gun laws in a lot of these states and cities are not achieving the aim end that we want, or the end that all of us want. i don't think anyone wants mass shootings. i don't think anyone wants to see the violence we see in communities, the cities you put up, including our home city here in new york. if you have to push the reset button and start over we should. i would ask everybody around the table, and for that matter those who -- first off, we agree, we don't want mass shooting, we want to eliminate gun violence in communities where kids are getting shot and drive-bys are happening. how do we do that? we need more police officers. most police organizations support gun control laws or stricter gun control laws that we have, including big police chiefs across the country, because they have to deal with it firsthand. i'm a second amendment guy.

i believe that. i would not have used the words "suicide pact," but i understand his passion. everybody needs to take a step back. chairman comer, tell mayors, look, your plans aren't working, your laws are not working, let's push reset the button, and i want to help you figure out how we reduce these killings and mass shootings. hopefully we can come to some agreement. what we have now isn't working. >> dana: judges is there something about not prosecuting the laws on the books? >> jeanine: that's exactly the issue. everybody is sitting here talking about the laws. if the laws aren't enforced, there's not going to be an end to crime, whether it's petty larceny or murder or homicide by a handgun, or by an uzi, you know, or some kind of -- some kind of machine gun. one of the things you said, harold, was most police chiefs support some kind of gun control. i'm not sure that's the case.

you can go right to illinois, where i think it was operatesker, who said that he wants some kind of limit. the sheriffs came out and said we're not going to make arrests in these cases. let me just say that it is an issue of enforcement. now, when he gets up there, and says i have great respect for gun owners, he's talking out of both sides of his mouth. when he says, it's a suicide pact, meaning i'm going to be killed because i have guns, and somebody else who has guns is going to be killed, that's not great respect for a gun owner or the second amendment. in addition to that, when he says, i don't know where the gun came from, but we'll find out. well, i'm not sure you're going to find out, governor, because you don't do a lot on the gun trafficking, the sting operations, the enforcement, and the ultimate punishment. you arrest people in your state with guns, and then you let them go, and then they get another gun. you wonder why there's

everybody's got a gun and is killing everyone. there's no effective consequence if you have a gun. that is the problem. you can blame that gun, as greg says, on two little legs that runs out and decides it's going to kill people. i would venture a guess, because 30 years in law enforcement, as a da, i saw one homicide in the county of a million people with a legal gun. we're talking illegal guns. we are not talking about legal gun owners getting involved in these -- in these contests, in these shooting contests. i'm sure the guy who shot and killed in those mass shootings didn't have a legal gun. that's our problem. you give me the u.s. attorney statistics for california, if i could get my hands on them, and i'll show you why they've got a gun problem. >> harold: police organizations support an assault weapons ban. they support stricter gun control. that's what i'm saying.

>> jeanine: a lot of us did in '93, and then we saw it didn't make a difference. >> dana: interesting. that's an amazing statistic, one out of 30 years. incredible. all right. up next, who cares about a healthcare worker shortage. new york governor katie hochul isn't ready to rehire those who refuse the vaccine. ♪ ♪ - is a trusted leader in helping people acquire precious metals. gold bullion, lady liberty gold and silver proofs, and premium coins, can help you preserve your wealth. call rosland capital to receive your

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hochul saying, quote, i don't know if that's the right answer. i cannot put people into harm's way, because when you go into a healthcare facility you expect that you're not going to come out sicker than you went in. the mandate madness doesn't stop there. green bay quarterback aaron rodgers is calling people out for people calling him a bad guy because he's unvaccinated. >> there's heroes and villains in sports and entertainment. i think because of my stance on covid, and maybe some other things, i've been cast as a villain, especially the last few years. the this woke culture wants to be offended by everything. you go online, find something you don't agree with. i'm offended. how could you possibly say that? i really don't care. i don't care who it's coming from or who said it. >> jeanine: jesse, the governor says he's not going to rehire those healthcare workers who were fired because they didn't take the vax, says the woman who

will not investigate or even inquire into the deaths of those in nursing homes who were forced to be with people we already knew had the covid virus. >> jesse: she doesn't know that vaxxed and unvaxxed can still untransmit the virus? she doesn't know, and she's the governor? what an idiot. let's say he go into the er, with a gunshot wound, and i'm bleeding out, you think i care if they're unvaxxed? bullets are more danger than the 'rona virus. we need to bring back eliot spitzer. remember eliot spitzer? i don't care if he sleeps with escorts. >> jeanine: in his white socks. >> jesse: you're the governor, you have a staff of 100 people.

get me the facts, then make a decision. she doesn't know anything. pick debbie from queens, right? debbie from queens, just go with her gut. you know, it feels right. do it. don't hire them back. the highest court in new york state says what she did is illegal. then she goes, screw you, i'm above the law. you can't do that. >> sean: harold, she claims she doesn't want to put nip anybody in harm's way. how about the people riding the subways, walking the streets, having to watch over their shoulder every step. she doesn't seem to have a problem putting them in harm's way. >> harold: i think we've reached a point where an unvaxxed healthcare worker is not the threat that it was. i'm a proponent of people getting vaccinated, and continue to be, but in this instance -- we didn't get her whole quote, but if that was the whole thing of what they said, you're right, you can transit even if you're

vaccinated. i think if aaron rodgers won a super bowl, people wouldn't c care. him making comments, that's fine, but at the same time he misled people about the vaccination early on. so i don't agree there. crime and safety, democrats lost the house because the most liberal states in the country couldn't hold four seats, california and new york, it was crime, not the vaccinations. >> jeanine: the worker shortage is 9300 in new york, the number of workers she laid off was 10,000. she could solve this by hiring the people back. they're qualified, they've done the job during the worst of it. >> greg: i feel bad for all the healthcare workers, except for the ones who voted for hochul. then it's, like, you made your bed. i would assume a lot of them are democrat. am i wrong? can you look that up? >> jesse: that's a suicide pact.

>> greg: she's achieved something no person ever thought possible in the history of the world, making you wish for the days of andrew cuomo. she's worse. at least he was somewhat competent. at this point -- and we predicted this -- no one in this type of leadership can lead, they're beholding to the fears of litigation. risk can never come down to zero. it's never going to happen. especially when you don't know the facts. it's not -- i mean, what about the unvaxed who got corona who now have antibodies? you're not letting them come back in? she knows nothing. she's an idiot. i only wish her knowledge of covid were as high as her eyebrows. >> jeanine: ooh. dana, service members, who got a bonus, are being forced to pay back the bonuses after being fired for refusing to take the vaccine. what's the message? >> dana: well, the military, they have a lot of vaccines they have to get, and the military is

making some decisions. what i don't understand is what happened to follow the science? cdc said that the vax and unvaxed shouldn't be treated differently. okay. so why don't you make a good decision? i have a good friend who has a mother who needs home care. one nurse died during covid. okay? another nurse resigned. another nurse decided to leave the job. she and her siblings are trying to take care of the mother, who needs regular care. they don't find one of those these nurses. you're harming your constituents. it doesn't make sense if the cdc says they should be treated the same. that doesn't make the sense. "your world" follow the science. >> dana: follow the science. >> jeanine: and fauci is the science. coming up, progressives are pushing joe biden for nationwie rent control. the virus that causes shingles is sleeping... in 99% of people over 50.

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>> progressive lawmakers are pushing president biden toward nationwide rent control. they wrote a letter. how nice. it says, quote, end corporate price gouging in the real estate sector. the rent is too high and millions of people across the country struggling to stay stably housed as a result. while joe mulls it over, he's rolling out a plan to target landlords by using multiple federal agencies. get this. more than 70% of rental properties are owned by individuals, many of whom are seniors and live off the payments. basically they want to kill all the seniors, dana. >> dana: throw granny off the cliff. >> greg: look, i'm a pro-landlord person. i'm not a landlord. they got screwed for most of the lockdown. a lot of people didn't pay their rent. but they took it on the chin. >> dana: and there was nothing they could do.

the then president biden was rushed into trying to extend it by the squad. remember this? the corey bush, congresswoman from st. louis, slept on the steps of the capitol to make her point, even though nancy pelosi i don't think we can do this, it's not constitutional. they did it anyway. guess what. it's not constitutional. that finally ended. there are a lot of people, who in order to achieve the american dream, they figure out a way to buy properties, they rent them, and build like that in terms of their nest egg. i really hate pr by letter. i've never liked that. you wrote a letter, so now you get to do a segment on "the five." however, this stuff is happening across the country. they're trying to do it in colorado now. look at big cities that you don't want to be like, in san francisco, for example, or l.a. it's not just the rent control, but if you prevent people from building new housing, guess what you're going to get, less housing. when you have less housing, you have these problems, where the rents foe up because of supply

and demand. >> greg: exactly. it's about supply and demand. it's not about price gouging. jesse, you would make an excellent slumlord, someone who no one ever sees, pulls up in an old rolls-royce, drives by, throws your litter on to the ground, and then you drive on. >> jesse: i would own projects up and down the east coast. >> greg: you'd be notorious. no one would know what you look like. >> jesse: why is the rent too high? mortgage rates are too high. why are mortgage rates are too high? interest rates are too high. why are interest rates are too high? because inflation is too high. why is inflation too high? because we shut down the country, put our factories in china, and spent trillions of dollars we don't have. now the politicians that made the mistake, want to fix the mistake that they made. you can't let a politician fix their own mistake. they have to stay out of it. >> dana: yep. >> greg: harold, you seem to

think there's something else going on here we're not touching on you, although you might agree with 80% of what we're saying. >> harold: 82%. remember that guy who ran for mayor in new york. >> greg: yeah. >> harold: high prices, i think what they're doing, i understand what they're trying to get at here, the foundation is a blueprint for renters bill of rights, to make sure that renters have some protections, because as jesse aptly said the cost of housing has gone up for a variety of factors, and without question interest rates is driving that. so you still have people needing a place to leave. rental properties and rental opportunities for that matter are rising. i get what the administration is trying to do. is this the right way to do it? no if we focus on the cost of housing in the country, because if people can't live in the communities we want them to work, whatever their job may be, there's a problem. and two, are those landlords, be

they whatever you want to call themselves, are they being fair with people who are renting? i think these are legitimate questions. i hope they get to the answer. they're off to a good start. i'm not sure a rental cap is the right way to do this. >> jesse: a landlord will fix the broken heater. a slumlord won't. >> greg: that's why why would be a slumlord. >> jesse: passive income. >> dana: let them freeze. >> greg: the keyword in rent control is control, right? it's always about controlling something. >> jeanine: well, if we have less housing than we need, so then the question is why do we have less housing? because we have more people. and we have more people thanks to joe biden. >> harold: you blame joe biden for the pregnancy rates in this country? >> jeanine: i'm blaming him for the 2.5 million people that came

in. we have millions of more people than we expected. let me just say that the landlords took a beating during the pandemic. they took a beating, you know, they had tenants, many of whom who were capable of paying, but refused to pay, because they knew they had the upper hand. i don't like the federal government getting involved in this. i don't like anyone getting involved in this. i believe in free enterprise here. you know, the cost of rent should depend upon the area and what people are willing to pay. >> greg: there you go. did you get all that, slumlord? >> jesse: yes. and stop gentrifying my neighborhood. >> greg: it's destroying your income, isn't it? "the fastest" up next. ♪ ♪ i'm excited about pronamel repair because it penetrates deep into the tooth

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♪ ♪ >> harold: welcome back. time for "the fastest." first up, is our society getting lazier? a door dash driver left in complete shock after getting this order. >> look at the door dash order. i got. i got an order from

mcdonald's. the dude lives across the street right here. i don't get it. could have walked across the street and got his own meal. [bleep] bro. >> harold: it was apparently worth it, the driver got a generous $10 tip. do you order like this, judge? >> jeanine: no. no, i don't order food. >> harold: jesse? >> jesse: one thing delivered, and it's three times the cost unless she moved her feet down the way at walgreens. don't blame her. she's perfect. >> jeanine: good answer. >> dana: i don't, because for some reason when i moved a few months ago, all of the delivery services won't accept our credit cards. the. >> jeanine: why? >> dana: i don't know. i can't figure it out. you got to text somebody to talk to them. we've been cooking ourselves. the shorter the delivery, the

higher the tip, just to make yourself feel better. >> greg: this guy is a fink. you don't delivery shame people. you don't know what their story is. by the way, some of us have worked our entire lives so we don't have to cross a busy highway to be seen in a mcdonald's. did you see that highway? buddy, you're the delivery driver. did you see the customer? you keep this to yourself. i have delivery from a nice restaurant across the street, because i can't get be bothered to put on clothes and go outside. it's nice. it costs extra. also i'm helping the economy. >> dana: do you put on clothes when the delivery person comes? >> greg: it depends. sometimes i'll be in a shorty robe, depending on if i have any barry white. >> harold: up next, what's on your anti-bucket list?

a new social media trend that has people with activities they'd like to avoid. bungee jumping, running a marathon, swimming with dolphins. you got a great few of that ocean. you ever swim with the sharks? >> dana: no. i never get in. i have great respect for what's swimming underneath this. i leave it to them. i'll watch it on a nature documentary. i also don't want to climb machu picchu. i don't want to bungee jump. i definitely don't want to swim with dolphins. there's a lot of other things i don't want to do. i'm looking forward to the virtual reality, where you can be at home, ordering mcdonald's from across the street, and doing all of these things, without any harm coming to you. >> harold: greg, you told me in the greenroom, that your bucket list was to run a marathon. >> greg: that's right, but i said nude. remember? [laughter] you know what, it never occurred to me to have a bucket list.

my list rhymes with that. there's going to be no skydiving, no swim with anything, no threesomes, no mount everest climb. >> jeanine: no threesomes? >> greg: on mount everest. >> jesse: that's what the shirt was for. >> greg: people with bucket lists are very lonely, boring people, right? they have their wish list. my life is a bucket list. only thing on my bucket list is to never die. >> harold: what's on your bucket list? >> jeanine: that i'll do or won't do? i won't hike, go on a trail. i don't want to put on ugly boots on and get bit by an animal. my bucket list? i'm boring. so there. >> harold: primetime? >> jesse: i'm never going to run a marathon. that's for people who have something to prove. i don't have anything to prove. bungee jumping? i don't my back doctor would recommend that. what was the other one?

>> harold: swim with the dolphins. >> jesse: i've done dolphin swimming. you have to grab their dorsal fins. it's a powerful experience. >> greg: dolphins are sexually aggressive. are you aware of that? >> jesse: dolphins are one of the only animals that enjoy having sex. and they get high. >> greg: there's a me too movement there. >> harold: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ lomita feed is 101 years old this year and counting. i'm bill lockwood, current caretaker and owner.

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i'm a go getter. i never stop. but, when i get to the spa to calm down but then i'm in there and some jerk is ruining the mood. je'kel out this fellow getting show it. >> jesse: a lot going on there. >> judge jeanine: looking for an easy way to make money, sweet junky has an opportunity for you. the mattress company is hiring five dairy dreamers to test out a three month experiment and determine if eating cheese before bed can lead to bad dreams. you should do this, greg. participants must eat a variety of cheeses before bed, log their sleep and provide written feedback. once completed each person is paid $1,000 as well as reimbursed for the necessary cheese purchases. >> dana: that sounds like a terrible idea.

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