"the ingraham angle." i'm shannon bream in for laura ingraham. you can catch me on "fox news sunday." check your local listings and we will keep you updated on the story and more. stay with fox news for breaking coverage. trace gallagher and the "fox news @ night" team will take it up at midnight. in the meantime, "gutfeld" is next. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tom: all right, all right! it's me, tom shillue. let's look at him tonight's guests! she put herself through college running moonshine. cohost of "the bottom line" on fox business, dagen mcdowell.

[applause] he rides a bike and he's from philadelphia. yet, somehow he is still alive. ceo of electric bike technologies, jason kraft. [applause] she is an expert on politics, which for this show makes you unique. fox news correspondent, gillian turner. [applause] by night she is a popular tv personality. by day, he's a professional dog walker. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [applause] well, it's been a minute since we cleaned out the fridge, so before we get to some new stories, let's do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftovers, mmm!" >> >> tom: it leftovers where i read recent jokes we didn't use. just like when greg does it come it's my first time reading these. here we go. during a recent jail interview, ghislaine max acclaimed jeffrey epstein was indeed murdered in his cell.

she says she knows this because he never really liked to hang by himself. [audience reacts] jeff bezos the path of his girlfriend lauren sanchez revealed an interview that in 1999 she was devastated after finding out she didn't land a job is one of the cohosts of "the view." but tv industry experts say it's likely she did meet the shows minimum weight requirement. [laughter] wait a minute! [applause] i don't know if i would have okayed that one. president biden is rolling out a renter's bill of rights. he said he was deeply moved after hearing about a drug addict who lived with his parents in delaware, yet still paid $50,000 a month in rent. [laughter and applause] at least 20 dollar stores in detroit have been robbed this month. they say keep an eye out for a criminal who lacks ambition. [laughter] goodwin. the denver area public library

is investigating traces of methamphetamine found in the restrooms. it's a sad thought to think of drugs in a library, although it does explain the success of their speed-reading program. [laughter] because of rampant crime, nike has chosen to permanently shut down its flagship store in downtown seattle. in the related story, nike is also introducing a brand-new slogan: "just give up." [laughter] a tech mogul named bryan johnson, whose 45 years old, said he spends $2 million a year to have the body of an 18-year-old. but we found a picture, and it's not working. [laughter] it's an ac/d.c. joke. former president barack obama refused to say this week whether or not he is searching for classified documents in his home, though i'm pretty sure it was barack obama who once said, "if you like your classified documents, you can keep your

classified documents." [laughter] according to nasa, 2022 was the fifth hottest year in history. in fact, it was so hot, three new york city cabdrivers actually fluted with the idea of turning the air conditioning on. [laughter] at the local joke. disgraced cryptocurrency mogul sam bank men-fried has reportedly enlisted the services of a 75-pound dog trained to attack on command using a secret code word. let me guess, putting? [laughter] finally, hunter biden's art dealer, georges berges, says biden will be among one of the most consequential artists in this century, because his art gives us hope. it really does. we hope he quits painting real soon. [applause] all right, all right! now to some news.

will labeling social media defective proven effective? plaintiffs are expected to file a lawsuit next month against meta, the parent company of facebook and instagram, for the alleged damages they have done to america's mental health. the case hinges on a legal theory that algorithms are defective products that encourage addictive behavior and are governed by existing product liability law. however, legal experts say the law traditionally applies to tangible stuff, like a car or a toaster. and, in some cases, a presidency. the lawsuit argues social media giants knew their algorithms and algorithms encouraged users to view mentally harmful posts that cause eating disorders, anxiety, and depression. coincidentally, the same symptoms you get for working for greg gutfeld. [laughter] so that's the deal. gillian, do you believe this? obviously social media has it's problems, but can you sue? >> yes, you can see you, because a whole slew of states are now g

various social media platforms. there's been this effort across the government to ban various platforms on government devices. i will also say, for somebody who wants to be sensitive to the issues of the daytime, you had a lot of fat jokes. i'm trying to decide how i feel about that. >> tom: look, you got to do whatever the writers tell you on this show, apparently. >> another word about this lawsuit, if i may. they are not just accusing the social media companies of encouraging addictive behavior. remember, these platforms, by design, according to their own founders, are literally created in order to perpetuate addi addiction. all the algorithms are geared towards instigating more clicks and addictive behavior. >> tom: they've kind of admitted that. jason, i think zuckerberg has bragged about it when he goes to advertisers. he says they've cracked the code, people are addicted to the platforms, right?

>> it's true. i don't think you should ban anything. stop banning things. why do don't you than parents don't take care of their kids cannot get the personal responsibly. it's not facebook's fault you let your kid hang out on there all the time or something like that. >> tom: there's a lot of people trying to ban tiktok. they say that's china. should we not do that because of china? >> i do business in china, and i always know -- >> what kind of business? >> i know they're watching. i make electric bikes. >> i'm joking. [laughs] 's because she's giving it a plug, jason! >> is he the guy from the "gilmore girls"? [laughter] >> tom: it's true. kat, do you think this could be a successful lawsuit? >> look, i think it's dumb, so that would be my legal ruling. >> tom: it's dumb to sue? >> i'm one of those things that make people that don't think guns kill people, people kill

people. if social media makes you feel bad about yourself from looking at social media, it's the people that make you feel bad about yourself. because everybody looks the best on social media. you never look like that. i can totally admit that. when i post a picture of myself on instagram, by the time you look at it, i don't like that anymore. [laughs] i look like beth from "little women, close to right before the scarlet fever takes her. [laughter] except with less hair. you just have to acknowledge that. i tried a day transparent and say i wear a lot of hair extensions and makeup on. this is me with bronzer, believe it or not. you have to acknowledge it, because it can make you feel bad, but social media makes you feel bad. wait until i tell you about people. >> tom: it is so true. dagen, it's personal responsibility, right? people have to know at this point that these things aren't good for you, and you got to

self-regulate. >> well, the people are defective before they ever go on the social media! and i say that as a person with major defects. i am the ford pinto of the mcdowell family. you smacked me on the ass, explode. [laughter] like the 'tok and the 'gram and the twit' come in they make your crazy worse. kat is a testament to this. you go online for positive reinforcement and reassurance from people who are equally batwing bananas. like, "everybody loves my new madonna look! my shaved eyebrows and my big puffed up souffle mouth, and my hairline that starts somewhere back behind my ears! everybody just thinks i'm

awesome!" [laughter] but then again, in reverse, it can maybe take away some of the nuttiness when maybe everybody realizes that madonna, with her big puffed up souffle mouth, can't sing because she can't move her mouth. so maybe it has a positive effect on the real world. >> but what if you are like 8? none of us -- we are all really young on the show today, but none of us are young enough to have grown up on these apps. what if you start looking at the stuff when you are a kid? imagine how crazy are going to be when you're an adult. >> well, we need to burn their parents. [laughter] not literally. >> tom: you mean expose them! expose the parents. when snapchat first came out, because the snaps disappeared, everyone said this was really nasty because people will use it

to sext each other. but then they found out that snapchat users had a healthier relationship, because the things disappear. instagram, especially young girls, they get obsessed with the image, whether it gets likes or not, because it's permanent. so the permanence was causing more insecurity. does that make sense to you? >> i can only imagine it does. like dagen said -- >> that is some made-up research he just coughed up. you just made that up! >> tom: you don't believe that? >> i didn't mean burn like in the salem witch trials. but who thinks it's okay that an 8-year-old is on social media? >> tom: i don't think that. >> i'm doing the "the invasion of the body snatchers" point and screech any person letting their small child on social media. >> kids don't like facebook. facebook is the most uncool things for kids. >> it's like linkedin. >> tom: that's for old people, right? >> we don't have to worry about

kids on facebook. tom: this is the kind of lawsuit i think democrats like. they don't want us looking to the real thing that facebook did, which was effect the last election. they were taking down votes in favor of republicans and boosting anything favorable to democrats. am i right about that, audience? [applause] i know where to go at the end of the segment! up next, adam just got served, and they say it was well deserved. [applause]

>> tom: he wants to put a check on the dude with the thin neck. a ban on adam schiff, while a pundit swings and whips. matt gaetz is introducing the

pencil resolution, to bar congressman -- i knew that would get it. and u.s. senate candidate adam schiff from accessing classified information. pencil stands for "preventing extreme negligence with classified information licenses." [laughter and applause] the resolution aims to bar schiff from getting his hands on classified docs and calls for an ethics investigation into him, stemming from his role in the russia collusion hoax, a theory with bigger holes in it than hunter biden's septum. but of course, pencil also cleverly refers to schiff's skinny neck. can i make skinny neck jokes, kat? i don't know if i can. i haven't seen a troll that good since stelter left cnn! speaking of trolls, "washington post" columnist jennifer rubin recently wrote an op-ed slamming america's governor, ron desantis,

calling him a "full-blown white supremacist." banning the college board's advanced placement for african american studies course from florida schools. wait, they are already calling ron desantis a white supremacist? i didn't see that coming until at least may! she's referring to the sunshine state education department rejection of the advanced placement african american studies class due to its focus on black queer studies. then again, if i worked at "the washington post," i wouldn't like reading, either. many considered to santos a front runner in the 2024 presidential election, so we want to get joe's take on it. >> i hope these guys together and get things done, work together across the aisle. i like them all. and it really like those florida guys also so much. i like schiff. california, yeah. i'm from california -- no, i'm from -- i know where i'm from! i am aware.

i am delaware! ha ha, i got it! that's how i remember it! i deserve an ice cream for that. [applause] >> tom: he does. let him have an ice cream. kat, you told me in the green room that you wish you married adam schiff instead of your husband. >> you told me that, too, actually, to be fair. >> eww. [laughter] >> tom: what do you think of this? first of all, what do you think of gaetz's clever little thing, and will it pass? >> his "clever little thing." [laughs] obviously it is a trolling thing to get attention, and people to talk about it. in that sense, it absolutely did work. but that's government, right? you can be really bad at something over and over and over again and still keep your job. and only in the government can you do that.

there's many reasons why he shouldn't have access to classified information, but apparently everybody has classified information hanging out in the house. there's also a problem with over classification of documents. basically, i just take the uplifting view that it's all hopeless. >> tom: that's the best way to go, i think, kat. dagen, we make fun of schiff on this show all the time. it's hard for people to take them seriously. but when you talk to democrats, especially left-wing democrats from california, they reseau hes endlessly on donald trump, and donald trump makes them crazy. he's running for the senate now. do you think that schiff is not as silly as we think he is in terms of democratic politics? >> he is irretrievably stupid, too, because he was using chinese spyware that's being banned on government devices to be mound getting kicked off the intelligence committee. proving to the american people

that he should be kicked off the intelligence committee, because he doesn't know he's using chinese spyware that has been banned on government devices. i digress. i love the pencil insult, though. it's just so -- not just for him, but in general. pencil-neck -- [laughter] no man likes being called pencil-skinny. every dude would want to have a little bit of pec, bicep, something. and it's not just "you look like a pencil and you smell like one, too," because the eraser is kind of funky-smelling. just the idea of, what does a pencil eraser smell like? and pencil shavings, what do pencil shavings smell like? do you remember voban?

it's the powder they use in schools to clean up vomit! pencil shavings smell like vo voban! >> how weird is it that at school people i just vomiting all the time? [laughter] >> it's like sawdust, right? can you blame the voban, though? >> if someone threw up here at work even one time, we would talk about it forever. but it's cool it's like, "kids!" >> again, you call somebody a pencil, from here on out, mark ymy words, you're going to think about voban. >> tom: i think matt gaetz might have been -- give credit where credit is due, but think he was on the phone from somebody who gave him the idea for the peds legislation. what do you think? you know who i'm talking about, jason? >> maybe he has a good friend somewhere. the pencil thing is an easy one on this guy. thinking about that time at the franklin institute that i've puked on the floor right now.

hawaiian punch, warm day. >> tom: who hasn't? that's why you go to the franklin institute. >> this guy, schiff, makes me want to puke. not many people make my skin crawl. and gaetz has his own problems. >> you never been to washington, have you? >> i have been to washington, but i wouldn't get near these people. how do we elect such weirdos? >> tom: in a political sense, he's running for senate now. he wants to be the senator from california. he's a congressman right now. i think he has a good shot, because i do think that the left kind of likes this guy. >> first of all, i don't know if we can get through the segment without at least mentioning that matt gaetz has some issues to work out. so let's just start with that. but i will also say, his whole rationale for not wanting schiff to serve on the intel committee is that he says schiff got it dead wrong with the trump russia

collusion narrative. fine. but if the bar for ceding members of congress on committees is that they can never be dead wrong about something, we would literally have no committees in washington. so it's a little bit of a slippery slope to go down. >> tom: from a political standpoint, i would think, if i were mccarthy, i wouldn't let these guys, including swalwell come on these committees. because they are in the minority, they don't have a chance to challenge these guys. now that they are running the committees, go ahead. let adam schiff get up there, and when he says russia collusion, you got to say, you got to give me the good now because we are running the community. what do you think of that, kat? >> you can try, but think of how long a time he spent being able to talk about it when he also really had nothing. i don't know that it would be that simple or go that way. >> with swalwell, it's not the talking, it was the shtupping of a chinese spy that was a

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♪ ♪ >> tom: are human smarts about to be replaced by computer parts? they are coming for our jobs, because they think we are all slobs. recent investments in artificial intelligence tools by pig tech has experts predicting the machines will soon take over human jobs. and also, jobs held by nonhumans, like mark zuckerberg. [laughter] microsoft has announced a multi-year multibillion-dollar deal with the open ai, the company behind speefifteen. remember microsoft. they pioneered crashing your computer. the news comes on the heels of

mass layoffs happening across the tech industry. learn to code, losers! we have already covered how chatgpt passed the u.s. medical licensing exam. now it's passing graduate-level exams at prestigious business and law schools. as you can see, the only thing it can't do is cut janet yellen's hair. [laughter] no industry is safe. humanity itself may not even be safe, if we are to believe the experts from oxford university. they recently predicted ai will surpass human intelligence by the end of the century, ushering in the dawn of so-called superhuman ai, which they say will literally kill everyone. or even worse, late night television. just think, greg could be replaced with ai greg. >> oh look, greg called in sick again. what a surprise. sonny, didn't look sick in the

public park last night at 4:00 a.m. he seemed to have a lot of energy. oh, and another thing, poop, poop, poop, poopety poop, poop oto all over the place, diarrhe, crap. [applause] >> tom: ai greg is pretty close to the real thing, kat. >> he looks better, though. >> tom: how soon? because i think they are going to come for our jobs. but how soon do you think, kat? >> i think i'm irreplaceable. >> tom: what do you think, folks? [applause] >> i also don't think it's going to kill me. i think that's a toss-up between cancer and heart disease. [laughter] i read the statistics! >> tom: she says it with a laugh, i love that.

jason, something tells me you're kind of anti-ai. he seemed like the kind of guy who keeps it real, right? >> let me know when it can hookk up a steak and make love. >> tom: can we put a little soundtrack behind that? >> have you played with it? ai, i mean? [laughter] >> oh, my. >> tom: actually haven't. i'm afraid to. people were typing in all sorts of things, you know? i was afraid to type in anything. >> it is super cool. why can't we just ask it? if your teacher and you're afraid your students are using it, can you just ask it if somebody used it? it's smart, right? it knows. couldn't you use it to combat it? >> tom: i don't know. >> i actually used it. it's not as good as you think. i asked it to create me 50

titles for blogs about electric tricycles, and it did. and you are just like -- it just keeps going and going, and they are all pretty decent, but then i said for each one of them -- i figured i would make the whole use before i had to pay for it. i take the title and put it in and i say, "create a blog about this title." it would do it, but i found that a lot of the articles were just so similar. i could never actually use them. so i'm not worried about this. >> tom: you are thinking of ways to use this for your company! >> absolutely. you don't have to pay for people to write content, it's pretty amazing. that's what it's going to be used for. but we do this for everything, and this is every disruptive innovation that's come along, like, forever. people get freaked out in the beginning. we said the same thing about google in '99, 2000. "forget about it, kids are never doing homework again." but we are fine. >> tom: gillian, when people get used of us, they are fascinated by ai now, but as it goes on the line, it's

going to encourage more people p it real, right? they are sick of all this stuff. >> a couple things here. i'm one of these people where i firmly believe not only will ai come for our jobs in the next few decades, but for all of us. we will be here at the goodwill of the ai bots. it's a grim view, but this is where it's going. the reason why chatgpt is making mistakes right now is because it's not very sophisticated, but the way this technology works, every second it's operational, it is acquiring infinite knowledge. so in just a couple years it's going to be able to -- well, the good news for you, it's coming for my job before yours, because it's a lot harder to write funny jokes and be an entertaining comedian than it is to report the news.

so that's good for you guys. >> tom: that's it, we will join up with the ai and rule the world, kat! >> i'm pretty fatalistic about it. >> tom: that's why, dagen, we need to find a way to unplug it. in 2001 -- everyone, you got to watch "2001: a space odyssey." it came out in 1968 end predicted this, how the computer took over the spaceship and he was going to kill all the astronauts. >> are you really telling me the plot of "2001" as if i haven't seen it a thousand times? i'm a homebody with no friends other than kat and carl and kennedy. >> that's a lot of friends. >> i watch movies! we need ai in case i do live to be of old age, because my friends then will be only gym, jacket, and evan. they won't talk to me. and my dogs will be dead by

then, and stuffed. so i will have some ai appliance that speaks to me. but i think every day before i walk out of my apartment, i'm not thinking ai is going to kill me that day. i think often about overpaid employees at an ai company writing a very large electric stupid skateboard to save the planet, that they might t-bone me. [laughter] it's somebody who works for ai, but not ai, who could kill me that day. >> that's right. dagen, you are right as usual. no more scooters. coming up, it is so hard to meet decent guys. women are hiring private eyes. al.[applause] . yeah, that's nic. can i use apple carplay to put some music on? sure, it's wireless. what's your buick's wi-fi password? it's buick envision. that's a really tight spot. i used to hate parallel parking.

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require private detectives? a new poll shows 56% say dating is harder now than any before. just ask pete davidson. well... [laughter] probably not a good example. 18%, or one in six commitment to running a full background check on dates before going out with them. one woman responded saying she doesn't worry about that, because she keeps a glock in her purse and knows how to use it. [laughter] i didn't understand that joke until they cut to the shot of you! like, why am i reading this? who knows, it may all worth it. as 100-year-old english woman olive westerman was recently quoted, saying her secret to living a long life is to avoid talking to strange men. i think we all know the type she's talking about. [laughter] and rounding out our dating news, according to an article in

"the new york post," a lot of women are going to home depot to try and meet guys. i can even find a guy at home depot to tell me where the light bulbs are! "home depot dating on tiktok has 3.6 billion views, so clearly it is a trend women are willing to try." but i'm not sure that's the smartest thing. after all, if a guy is buying a shovel, it might not be for landscaping. [laughter] jason, i mean, what do you th think? >> oh, ask them. i don't know. i think if it works, go for it. at least you know they're going to be employed or a contractor or they can fix things. >> tom: so you would check up on them? >> for the background checks? i think you need to be safe. you can find out a lot. who wouldn't look people up if you're going to go on a date? i don't know, i haven't dated and so long.

i've been married 18 years and i wouldn't even think about what's going on right now. >> tom: fantastic. >> thank you very much. >> tom: i think it might be more than one in six. i will pretty much ran a check on anybody i meet at this point. why not just put them into google and see what comes up? >> jason has got me beat, but the last time i dated i was just running through the years in my head and trying to figure out wt have been like 2009. so i've definitely not dated in a long time. but if i was dating today, i would definitely run background checks on men and bring a firearm with made every single date. it's a very scary world out there now. >> tom: it certainly is. >> i have single female friends, and it's like, you can't just go to a bar and meet someone the way you used to when i was in college, you know? you certainly can't go home with them. it's insane it's insane. >> tom: absolutely. i'm looking around the panel and thinking, kat, why did we even pick the story command we are a

bunch of marrieds and we have no idea what we are talking about. [applause] >> especially because, not only am i married, i'm also not one of the married people who also dates. [laughter] because there are people who do that! sometimes they don't care if they are married. but yeah, i also feel like the background check, the kind you pay for, nobody's really doing that, are they? people are still going on with people. and then you find out right before it's too late. [laughter] but it was tough for me come in the reverse. when i was dating, you can just google my name and any topic from the past i don't know how many years and find exactly what i think about it, because i was talking about it on tv! it's kind of not fair. i don't have that luxury with other people. feeling what he think of home depot dating? you think it's a real thing?

women want to go there to find guys who are handy because so many of these young guys don't know what a hammer is, right? >> this is so old. that they just discovered this. by the way, kat and i are serial killer scholars, so please defer to us. and it's not the shovel you have to look out for, it's the reciprocating saw. [laughter] >> that's right. >> it's just so laughable, everybody's worried about men being scary. [laughs] [applause] you are all worried about men? >> tom: it's your time, dagen. it is so true. >> if i was dating, you hang out at pharmacies and urgent care clinics. [laughter] because, again, somebody has covid, david has covid, don't they need some care, some help?

some nursing? dude, that's the way into his heart! you not afraid of getting covid? >> that's a great idea, go to the pharmacy and lie and say, "can i make some soup?" [laughter] >> you stand there with things already purchased! like a little care package. i'm ready to go hunting. again, high fever, delirious? you are in. [laughter] applause next he went up next to him of this drug makes them leaner, but gives them the facel of a senior. wow. iberty mut[applause] here's a little number you'll never forget. ♪customize and save♪ only pay for what you need. ♪liberty liberty liberty♪ ♪liberty♪

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>> tom: a story in five words. sin with an old face. [laughter] we assumed you guys knew at this point that the story has been all over the place. ozempic, a diabetes drug, people take it because it makes them lose weight, and they even say in the advertisements, so i'm not revealing anything. they say you lose between 10-15 pounds, something like that. gillian, people are taking it, losing the weight, then their face looks older.

did you know this? >> i did not know that, but it just goes to show that you can't be young and skinny. you have to choose. [laughter] >> i've always known that. >> tom: you've got to choose, that's right. jason, do you know about this? i like the hat. >> go birds. there it is right there, sunday. listen, women put poison in their face to look younger. >> literal poison. >> so as long as he followed up with that -- no, people should be able to do whatever you want. just talk to your doctor and make sure you're not going to die from doing stupid things like that. who was in that article? >> tom: chelsea handler. she didn't know she was on ozempic and she said her doctor was giving it out. i thought the doctors was giving out pills like candy, but it wasn't pills, it's a syringe. you got to shoot yourself with a syringe with the stuff. >> what's another word for

"skank?" [laughter and applause] i wouldn't take any advice from that woman. >> also, at the golden globes -- which i didn't watch but heard of it on instagram -- she made fun of julia roberts for allegedly using ozempic, an event that she was using it. pretty amazing. >> tom: she didn't know the brand name. you know how every drug has two names? she knew the other name. obviously this is getting a little crazy. people shouldn't use this for weight loss, it's a drug for people with diabetes. >> yeah. just don't eat. [laughter] eat sometimes, but eat less. i also just want to point out that old face is only ever a term used to describe women. men have like, "distinguished face," or "daddy." that's what they become. they become similar facts, daddy. no one is like, "that man has an old face." so many men have young

girlfriends because it doesn't matter. so people only care about women having an old face. >> tom: it's probably a lot of people using this drug, dagen. but the reason, it doesn't make you look older, it doesn't age you. it's just that, when you lose weight, it makes you look older. >> how irretrievably stupid is this article, and this whole idea? when you lose weight, your face gets thin. that's the headline. regardless of how you lost the weight, your face gets thin. there's an old adage, you have to sacrifice your ass for your face. you can't lose so much weight when you get older. you have to tolerate having a big can, because if you lose too much weight, your face gets all sucked in. >> i'm writing this down. [laughter] >> your face gets all sucked in, and you look like --

>> "big can equals nice face." [laughter] >> so your face gets all, like, pulled in, like jessica tandy and "driving miss daisy." you don't want to look like that. >> tom: you joked about it, but that's how it's happening and that's how they found out about this phenomenon, that the plastic surgeons in l.a. were getting a lot of people coming in and saying, "i need to fill her in my face." and they say, "how long have you been on ozempic?" >> if you lose weight too fast, your face gets thin! how ridiculously dumb i these people? and my ring just flew off. [laughter] >> tom: it's under the seat. >> what if you had a fat face? the navy would just look fabulous. >> tom: you mentioned the poison, that's what, botox?

>> botox and jupiter in. >> botox is botulinum poison. it freezes your face, and filler pops it up. i'm shot full of stuff. [laughter and applause] i am methuselah, okay? >> tom: don't go away. we'll be right back. [applause] there are some things that go better...together. like your workplace benefits... and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you be better prepared for unexpected events. voya. well planned. well invested.

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