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i believe that's also happy wednesday according to my high school spanish which i failed. all right. so, like a woman trying to throw a football, the immigration crisis is spiralling out of control. this is terrible. why do we even say these things? you don't need us to tell you that, although fox news is the only one that does. if bill melugin and his gorgeous head of hair spend one important day on the southern border he gets a free milk shake and a blowout. he can donate his heir to bald lions and why doesn't he? the border's a mess no doubt but now so is the sanctuary that is new york city. up until recently migrants were housed in an upscale hotel in midtown manhattan. a roof top pool, nice bar, fine furnitureings, you know, things jamie lissow will never have.

ever. the city had plans to move the single illegal males from the hotel to a facility in brooklyn to make room for migrant families. but the men are not budging. so how's that for irony. we say to the male migrants, welcome to our country. and then they turn around and say, to incoming migrant families, go back to where you came from. so it appears that illegal immigrants are also vehemently against illegal immigration! the moment they get here, they turn from helpless refugee into ann colter. i am surprised they didn't start chanting build a wall, build a wall! my goodness this is amazing. so when buses showed up to haul the men away from a hotel to a simpler but clean facility they didn't hop on. instead they took to the sidewalk out front, camped out

demanding they stay and pulling the asylum seeker card. they claim they're refugees but complain the accommodations at the brooklyn cruise terminal are subpar. then they give the shaft to incoming families. here's one migrant's hot take. >> for all men it's only four bathrooms. if one gets sick, everyone gets sick. it's very ugly. the beds are horrible. they're a piece of fabric. they're like a military bed. >> greg: sounds like your house jamie. only four bath rooms from all men and this coming from guys who with fit 40 into a toyota corolla when she canning across the border. i get i four bathrooms that means they're a taco night away from disaster. how dare they give these asylum seekers something like a military bed. you mean a bed comfortable enough for our troops who need to get good night sleep before going to war?

next time maybe give us a heads up on the thread count you prefer, you know, when you sneak into our country you free loaders. i'm sorry, but what asylum seeker would turn down any of this? unless they're lying about the so-called hardships that they're allegedly escaping from. i mean where are they seeking asylum from? the sand ales resort in cabo? have you seen some of these alleged refugees in they're dressed better than the sits sense. where did the coyotes drop them off the nike outlet store? they don't look tired and downtrodden to me. you know, this looks downtrodden. [laughter] i don't see that. i've seen people look more exhausted after spending two weeks on a carnival cruise line. they're not the refugees like the ones who came through ellis island and if they were refugees, ask those single men

why they left their families behind. it's like reverse titanic why jack pushes rose off the drift wood. that's how i would have ended it. i think we're being played. thankfully one smart sexy man is pointing all of this out. >> i'm beginning to think that their hardship was greatly exaggerated. they're coming here not because they're, you know, refugees in danger from climate or crime or poverty, it's incentivized by our country to come here for jobs and free stuff. because what desperate refugee comes to a sanctuary and complains about room and board. >> greg: so true. that guy's so hot he should come with a warning like a mcdonald's apple pie does. so if you're flying central america it had nothing to do with root caughts unless the root cause is american generosity. so you can stop pretending to look kamala. and you can't call yourself

refugees and still demand a time share when you get here. the fact is it's lefty activists who are filling the heads of migrants with more [bleep] than an episode of yellowstone. as a new york post points out, activists are deeply involved in the standoff itself with the largest effort to ramp up illegal migration. so this whole refugee crisis was a lie. i mean, it's a crisis for us but not for them. and i say that being very, very pro immigration with adjustments based on what our country needs but we're not allowed to question any of this or say hey, i wonder if the $300 a night room might be [bleep] crazy. you remember those pictures of another hotel of trashed rooms and empty beer bottles, food thrown out. these guys are partying and they're partying on kat's dime. assuming she pays taxes. and now they're biting the hand that's feeding them for free. sorry, folks, the next time you hear the word refugee, think of that great tom petty song and

not these ingrates at the watson hotel. period! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. her last name is macdonald but she doesn't have a farm. host of the evening fox business, liz macdonald! [cheers and applause] >> greg: not only does this man write the news, he delivers it on his paper rout. fox news contributor and washington times opinion editor, charlie hurt! [cheers and applause] >> greg: if he has to hear one more alaska joke, he's going to get up and leave on his dog sled. actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and she's living paycheck to paycheck, mainly because she keeps stealing her neighbor's paychecks. fox news contributor kat timpf!

[cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, i think that as taxpayers here in new york city we're all a little upset watching people get $300 a night hotel rooms and then complain coming directly from people like me but it's really got to upset you seeing illegal immigrants living a far better life than you. i mean, like they're having a you great time. they're socializing, they have friends. some of them are actually making out. >> yeah, some of them are a loud near girls. like what the [bleep]. when you were describing it i was like, roof top pool? i don't even have a floor top pool. you know how much more expensive it is to get up there? it's really frustrating. the whole story blew my mind especially the part about them sending other families away. right? and right neris much more affordable housing by the way. i stayed -- not the best area but i stayed in a hotel couple blocks from there last time i

was here. not a great area. i went to the front desk and i said hey, where's the men's room and she goes, just anywhere outside. [laughter]. >> can i do really quick? i have one point and one joke, unless nobody laughs and then i have two points. [laughter] >> greg: yes, please. >> let's be -- i think we have to be grateful, right? like they're seeking asylum wherever they're coming from we're trying to help them and trying to do the best we can and i think there's a little bit of be really grateful we're trying to provide the best we can. whoever's in charge is trying to buy like the best food and do the best they can. so just, i don't know, maybe try to don't complain about everything and go it's really kind. for instance when i was married i probably slept half of the years i slept on the couch, right? but i was like, at least i'm inside the house. do you know what i mean? that's like a good place to be. that's what they should do. i was on the couch so much, like

when my kids wanteded to watch -- they were like dad, do you mind if we sit on your cry bed and watch a movie? [laughter] >> greg: that was a point and a sad, very sad story. [laughter] >> greg: oh, man. charlie, i have to ask you -- or when it dawned on me that the male illegal immigrants were telling they dan want to move for the families, they are definitely going to be republicans. >> yeah. >> greg: the democrats are counting on all of these central americans to become democrats. they're like, no, the moment they're here they're saying get out of here. [laughter]. >> get off my lawn. >> greg: get off my lawn. >> no, it's real simple. it's all human nature. which is what's unique about our country is that we have a country that's built on understanding human nature and sort of working around it. but it's just basic -- of course

they don't want new people coming in and taking their stuff. any more than anybody else does. the whole country doesn't want it. but it is true. the whole thing -- not that the crisis isn't real, the crisis is real, but it is an entirely manufactured one, manufactured by politicians. it's entirely a scam. and all of these people are pawns. and when democrats criticize republican governors for using migrants and pawns. no they're not. you're using them as pawns and you've been using them as pawns in order to build up this insane charade about racism in america. they are the ones who are actually abusing this. >> greg: i drifted off. i was thinking about like a new yorker cartoon i should submit. like a lifetime chess board, you know, people play it and the pawn goes stop using me as a pawn >> kat: that was really good. >> i swear to god when he was saying that i was like why

doesn't anybody use someone as a rook? >> greg: yes. i've used someone as a clean. before. liz. >> yes. >> greg: i've wanted to ask this question for maybe two years but i didn't have the guts to do it. >> so you give it to me. >> greg: yes. i mentioned it yesterday on the five and then today. i keep looking at the migrants and i go they don't look like they walked very far. so i never know where the drop off point is. and then they always had a white bag, always had a white bag of stuff and they weren't sweating. when i think of a refugee, they're sweating, they're on a life boat, they're like coming from cuba fleeing nazi germany fleeing chair man mau. fleeing the potato famine jamie. but they're all healthy some are actually a little plump, liz. >> well, they do look plump. >> greg: i know. >> you know, you think women and children fleeing missile strikes but these are men in designer bubble jackets throwing away dozens of bags of what looks to

me like chick-fil-a. i'm like bring it over here. >> greg: exactly. >> what gets me is this looks like a block party for activists. there are more activists showing up at these hotels than the migrants inside. so it feels like, all right, if you care -- by the way, there are non-profits existing on the taxpayers nickels. you take them in. you take in the illegal immigrants. when i saw those dozens of bags just tossed out. what was it hamburgers? >> greg: i couldn't tell looked like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and don't knock a good pb&j. >> i would never. >> greg: you'll be off this show. >> in a hot minute. >> greg: kat, migrants were actually delaying your path to work today, weren't they? >> kat: yes. >> greg: tell us about it, please >> kat: i know we're talking about this as like an immigration crisis and it proves the immigration crisis is out of control. for me what i noticed about it the most is it improves how insane the welfare state is. this is a welfare issue first and foremost. like you said charlie if you're

in a luxury hotel room for free and be like get out of here, being i don't want to is not the craziest thing i ever heard. the craziest thing i ever heard was the government has so much disrespect from our government they're like wa do we do? we'll put them in luxury hotel rooms. everybody will pay for it. they don't care. even though we all just endured the dismal christmas tree traffic. also these activists getting out there to make a big deal about the right to a luxury hotel room diminishes the restruggle for people who really are fleeing asylum and people who want to come here legally and get a work visa, just how bogged down and expensive and ridiculous that process is. focus on those things. the right to a luxury hotel room is not what any real struggling person is so pissed off about. >> greg: up next the person doing cross checks is dressed in

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>> greg: welcome back. [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, thank you. thank you. it's because i'm extra handsome. did airlines go on a woke bender trying to placate every gender? major airlines around the world are getting rid of gender uniforms in order to appear more inclusive. carriers like virgin jet blue delta british airways have all changed their dress codes to allow employees to wear the outfit that they identify with. meanwhile spirit airlines, they get to wear the sweat pants of their choice. [laughter] >> greg: in addition to gender neutral options biological male staff can also wear women's uniforms and vice versa which explains why harry styles just

applied to be a flight attendant for delta. crew members can even mix and match at their discretion. several airlines have also relaxed their policies for hair and makeup tattoos piercings so employees can better express themselves. it's all about better expression but i think it's a ploy to get us to finally pay attention to the seat belt demonstration. i mean imagine if the person doing it looks like this. you knew i was going to work that in. once a week. but what looks like a virtuous push for inclusion might just be the airline industry's desperate attempt to replenish its shrinking labor force. at this rate they might hire former hijackers as long as they identify as not former hijackers. but if airlines think this was the top priority to address, i wonder how they'd explain themselves. >> thanks for coming everyone. i hope you're enjoying the light refreshments and the designer

napkins. as you know, we recently updated our uniforms so i'll take some questions. right here. >> yes. what are you going to be doing about the fighting that's on board? >> well, we designed a break away cashmere for our flight attendants in the event they're involved in an altercation. the extra fine wool comes from nervous goats so it just dissolves at the slightest touch. >> over here, what about the faa shutdown? >> you'll be happy to know while flights were grounded, we did not miss a single second of same-day dry cleaning. >> another question. what are you guys going to be doing to improve flyer comfort? >> well, i can tell you that our crew members have never been more comfortable thanks to the high properties of our linen lined louis vuitton blazers. when we think coach, we think handbags. ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> greg: liz, i can't remember the last time the airlines talked about making your travel experience better. it's always about these kinds of decisions. is it more to do with the fact that people just don't want to work in the airlines anymore? >>. >> liz: yeah, probably. ever since the wright brothers when have we heard we need gender neutral flight outfits. if they're focused about pronounce and not safety i'm not boarding. by the way i feel more safe having my third grade catholic nun as a flight attendant. by the way she was pretty gender neutral. [laughter]. >> liz: she had some facial heir >> kat: i know exactly what she looks like as soon as you said that. >> liz: i feel more safe with sister colors than some of these flight attend snippets they all had the same hair cut. >> liz: that's right. maybe that would be the way for

nuns to get back in the labor force. >> greg: that would be -- flying anyones. an underrated show. boy, sally field was hot back then. probably still is charlie. what do you think, sally field? what do you think? >> charlie: she's a marvelous actress. >> greg: she is a marvelous actress but is she hot in your eyes. >> charlie: always. >> greg: all right, let's move on then. kat? that's all i'm going to get from charlie tonight. kat what do you make of this? is this progress? what's next? >> studio charlie: i don't know. like i think it's fine. like whatever, that's fine. but also i might be biased because i am a woman but i look like a boy whenever i'm on a plane. it's true, i dress like a man. not a man. a boy. i look like a little baby boy. like maybe 12 years old. like you can't be sitting in this exit row sir. yeah, it's fine. you can wear a jock strap as

long as you're not going to have my flight delayed again. >> greg: jock strap air >> kat: yeah, actually. actually you might be on to something there. >> greg: i am on something. charlie, i get the feeling that's what's happening is we're just like getting rid of requirements on everything. maybe that is progress but it feels like because we're having a hard time feeling seats and filling jobs, we're just like -- like, for example, the police are probably going to have to start ignoring convictions because a lot of people probably got busted for drugs who are going to want to be cops. things like that. >> charlie: absolutely. but with the flight attendants, i mean, to me it's all part of this war on beauty which we can't have anymore. if you grew up flying only on american airlines -- not american, the company, but us airlines, and then you get on a plane on korean air or you go on

emirates, it's like seeing in color for the first time, my goodness these people are beautiful, everything is so beautiful. and it's like this nonstop war on beauty. >> greg: you know what's interesting about that point, other than it being blatantly racist, our country being so wealthy and everything had the luxury of time to destroy beauty. >> charlie: yeah. >> greg: we had all the time on our hands to start gazing and all the stuff that we put up top that we believed is true >> kat: i think a lot of people are hot. >> greg: that's true. >> charlie: but you like neck tattoos which is not exactly the most popular thing. >> greg: jamie you must be alaska airline's most famous customer right? you and the igloo salesman. >> liz: it's me and the guy's head that's on the outside of the plane. >> greg: what is that guy? >> i should know.

it's actually my wife's new husband. no, there's a story behind it and i wish i knew it. >> greg: you know what you won't be asked back. let's talk about this story. >> wow, i'm still on that other thing you said but okay. it's bizarre. there's so many stereotypes, too. i feel like there's this stereo type that all male flight attendants are like gay. that is a stereo type. but there's also some that are super gay. >> greg: you're right. it's so unfair, how narrow minded. >> yeah. and don't you -- i'm also having a little bit of an issue with, hey, we want you to be your authentic self at work. every time i've ever been fired it was because i was my authentic self at work. >> greg: that's right. [laughter]. >> greg: it's true >> kat: maybe you were your authentic self at home, too.

i think i know what happened. >> exactly. >> greg: brutal. maybe you should stop -- you know, the person who told everybody to be yourself, i wonder how many lives were ruined >> kat: we should sue them for damages. >> greg: jamie i think you should sue. we ought to google who and find out who said be yourself. it is the worst advice in the world. you have to get along with people by faking it 90% of the time >> liz: it's basically being a small ferrell child. why not to your point look like you can wear vacuum sealed clothes. it would be great to look like that. i still haven't hit it yet. >> greg: you're a very beautiful woman. and i can say that because i'm on the tv. now if i said that to her in the hall at fox, i would be fired. [laughter]. >> that's amazing >> kat: i think that is the policy. >> greg: i think i can actually make people uncomfortable as

long as they're on my set. [laughter]. >> liz: are you being your real self? >> greg: no. you don't want my real self, liz, no one does. >> liz: are we all supposed to wear muumuus? >> greg: very comfortable and airy. all those parts can dry. you know what i mean. that's why they wear them. >> liz: outstanding >> up next biden gets searched by the feds and hunter is the boss hr dreads. are getting cle♪ ♪i feel free to bare my skin yeah, that's all me♪ ♪nothing and me go hand in hand♪ ♪nothing on my skin♪ ♪that's my new plan♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ achieve clearer skin with skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. in another study, most people had 90% clearer skin, even at 4 years. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. ♪i see nothing in a different way♪ ♪it's my moment so i just gotta say♪ ♪nothing is everything♪

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>> greg: we keep finding a glut of classified docks and smut. yes, the search at joe's place was delayed while hunter's text was awaited. if you're wondering why the fbi never bothered to search for classified documents the deed is finally done. but not quick the kick in the door affair at mar-a-lago. and this time they didn't sniff anyone's shoes or underwear.

far from it the doj conducted a planned search of his rehoboth beach home. i hate that word, rehoboth. anyway, translation, somebody must have given them a heads up. using standard procedures in the interest of operational security and integrity, the doj said this, work was done without advanced public notice. because the only reason to make a scene is if you're searching don's place, right? gosh darn it, you know what they found? nothing. just like the mri from biden's scull. you know, i'm sure none of us saw this coming and speaking of coming... the perpetually aroused hunter slipped his legal assistant thousands of dollars under the table while the two were banging each other in 2018 and 2019. in fact the assistant is one of at least four women who hooked up with hunter while on his very payroll, including his

sister-in-law, haley, her sister, and baby mama london roberts. for a guy on so many drugs, he sure has amazing endurance. and, yeah, i said it right he slept with his sister-in-law and her sister. you know, i'm starting to think hunter has questionable judgment. but let's be open minded. joe, what do you think? >> no, no, no, no, look. come on, get out of my face. fbi was here, we're fully cooperating. fully cooperating. cooperation is funny ♪ it makes a cloudy day sunny ♪ makes a bee think of honey ♪ don't get honey on your hairy legs. seen it a million times you never get it off. i told hunter he doesn't listen. he's just a kid. he doesn't know better. hey, look, here's the deal. i'm the first guy to ever -- true story. not a joke. first guy in the history of --

anyway. >> greg: he's amazing. [cheers and applause] >> greg: charlie, hunter -- this is clearly the biggest law you could break in any kind of employment world, but he -- he's the employer, right? >> charlie: yeah. oh, no, and usually when you read about things like this it's like some gray area where somebody's using like some power dynamic to get something. that's not what's going on here. it's like i will write you -- i'll venmo you $500 for a chat and we dawk about all this on whatever. these people are sick. they're the sickest people that we have ever had like in politics. we've had some real sickos in politics but these people just blow the doors off. but i do think it's funny the fbi had all those pictures from mar-a-lago. they don't have any pictures from -- because they're all in haz-mat suits.

can you imagine tossing hunter biden's bedroom? >> greg: oh, my god. oh, the things you would find. >> charlie: going through his drawers looking under his bed. >> greg: geez. kat what do you want to talk about, a document or hunter? >> kat: i mean either one is fine, i guess. i came prepared. >> greg: yes. >> kat: hunter i quickly want to say something about him which is that, for like the whole point of a sex worker is you hire her because then the only thing it impacts is your bank account and you don't have to see her again ordeal with her in real life. he's like i'm getting a sex worker who's also my assistant and i have to see her every day. that's dumb. and what's also dumb is this big fake pretend thing of the bidens being transparent and if they were doing that they wouldn't have hidden it until the media finally talked about it and when they did talk about it they hid the other stuff they thought the media didn't know about yet. so it's a big joke and i don't know how we continue to allow

it. that's for worse than sectioning. >> charlie: you don't pay a prostitute to stay you told her to leave >> kat: that's seth says in south park. i learned everything from him. >> greg: jamie i would try to work a joke about how hunter has a better life than you but we know that. care to comment on anything else. >> liz: i really think about that you pay a prostitute to leave, not to have section with you. can i recommend have her sleep with you first, though? >> greg: yes. >> liz: because then she leaves you're like, ahhh. you know what? i know people hate hunter biden greg? as the comedian he's the gift that keeps on giving. it's unbelievable. and i do have these moments where i feel bad for joe biden like as a dad. i feel bad -- because you know like, like there was a time when hunter was like a little kid and joe was teaching him to fall off a bike, you know? [laughter] [cheers and applause]

>> greg: yeah. >> jamie: they busted him hard. i guess his account, his credit card account was flagged for suspicious activity when he didn't hire a prostitute within 24 hours. and same thing happens when brian stelter buys fruit. my last thing was like, wasn't it probably fun for like biden to go through a search of his own home because that's what he does every day. he's walking around like there are my keys. that's where the guest bathroom is. i've been using my pants. [laughter] >> greg: very good. >> liz: to what you're saying, i'm like, biden has a think tank? isn't that like a contradiction of terms? like what is he thinking about in his think tank? who was doing the thinking in the think tank? what are the issues?

a tank. is going to hire con pop to oversee the lifeguard tank at the -- what was he doing in the think tank? >> greg: it's a great question. you know what he was? he was laundering money, that's what he was. by the way when you pay assistant for sex, is that tax deductible? >> liz: no. >> greg: no? >> liz: thank you for asking me. >> kat: you're the business expert. assuming you were leading with this every day. >> greg: ever since lou dobbs left i can only ask you these questions. >> liz: oh, man. [laughter]. >> jamie: is it an exception because he's like his own boss. >> greg: that's what i say. if you own your own business you can sexually harass. if they're into it though it's not harassment. >> liz: but wasn't hunter biden setting up face time calls? >> greg: yes. >> liz: who have sex on the face time calls? is he doing zoom calls with the sisters. >> greg: no, he said not on my

face... time. [laughter] >> greg: thank you. i think we should go after that. >> jamie: i heard he sends them to hr but it's just him in a porn mustache. [laughter] >> greg: all right, now we're going to go. i'm sweating. it's the left versus the right in a pledge of allegiance fight. like a red-hot chili pepper, or...your inflamed eyes are so watery they need windshield wipers, it's not too late for another treatment option for thyroid eye disease, also known as t-e-d. to learn more, visit treatted.com that's treatt-e-d.com. hey, man. you could save hundreds for safe driving with liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance... so you only pay for what you need! whoo!

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>> and our pledge of allegiance is a national symbol of pride and unity. so my amendment gives the committee the opportunity to begin each of its meetings with the pledge of allegiance, it gives members the ability to invite inspirational constituents to share in the pledge of a leaning snoops seems like a pretty simple ask. right? not so fast person out there i'm pretending to talk to. it then ended up in a 40 minute fight over the pledge itself between republicans and democrats. here's the gop. >> for us to sit here together and offer just a little bit of homage to those unwilling to do that i think is not nothing we shouldn't be doing it's actually necessary. >> the young lady from north carolina is suggesting to the people of this great country that we should not be standing in pledge allegiance to the flag

of the united states. >> i believe we can all use the exercise of standing up and putting our heart to our chest. i don't think it would kill any of us. >> greg: makes sense, standing up is good exercise. just ask the people at the start of jamie's shows. they stand up and leave. ha ha, in your face. as for the dems it's all about banning so-called insurrectionists from reciteing the pledge. >> the pledge shall not be who supported a insurrection. >> on january 6th that the insurrection didn't happen. >> let's make sure that person didn't support or in any way help overthrow the government of the united states. >> no one has participated in the insurrection should lead the judiciary committee in the pledge of allegiance. >> greg: this is the kind of juvenile distraction that stops this 'em from their duties of giving themselves raises.

in the end greats won but in a way every recent. republicans get to pledge allegiance to the flag and afterwards dems get to burn it. kat what are your thoughts >> kat: i feel like i should be a political consultant. i'm dead serious. wait for this. they really wanted to get one over on matt gaetz by bringing up the insurrection. if they wanted to get one over on him they should have said okay, sure. because then he couldn't go back to twitter and say why are they so enraged by patriotism. he's doing this like i'm mr. patriot in congress with all of these democrats who hate this country. if they were like let it's do it he couldn't that they played right into it. >> greg: charlie currently the same people who don't like the pledge of allegiance want you to pledge other forms of

allegiance, climate change, blm, gender rights. they're for a certain kind of indoctrination, certain kind of pledge but nothing to do with america. >> charlie: such a great point. no, they are all about vowing and scraping to every one of their weird religious ideology. i think doing the pledge of allegiance at the beginning of the judiciary hearing is a great idea but let's not be unclear. the problem with washington isn't that they do the pledge of allegiance the problem is people like jerry nadler are in congress. >> greg: exactly that's the big problem. jamie you do the pledge of allegiance in alaska. >> liz: window dough. if you're doing the pledge of allegiance for your exercise, you'll be dead soon. [laughter]. >> jamie: that's your exercise? i don't like indirectness and hidden messages and hidden insults. the whole thing was annoying. it was live my ex-wife used to talk to me through the baby but

send me messages. she would be like oh, you want your dad to change your diaper. i wonder if he even knows how. he's never helped out or done it before. oh, what's in his diaper? oh, it's his career. [laughter] >> greg: starting to think you might have to see someone. [laughter] >> greg: liz last word to you, is this pettiness gonna muck? do you like that? pettiness gonna muck. >> liz: it's gonna muck, yes. my favorite part of this was one of the democrats said you can't do the pledge if you questioned the results. i'm like then that means jerry nadler, right? and then the other part, too, jerry nadler's like, we already say the pledge every day and then mike johnson's like no you don't you don't even show up. and jerry nadler's like, yeah, you're right. >> greg: oh, man. well, they're all jerks >> all right up next, kat emerges from her haze after 31

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today either because it's wednesday. >> greg: oh, really? is there a rule about wednesday that i didn't know about? >> kat: it's not a rule i just don't think it would behoove me to drink on i a wednesday. >> behoove >> kat: yeah, see i'm using words like behoove. >> greg: you would never have said behoove if you were drinking this whole january >> kat: right. see, it works. >> greg: your vocabulary has exploded. you're like george will but, you know, not senile >> kat: thank you. that might be the sweetest thing you've ever said to me >> charlie: you should sell tickets. when are you going to -- >> kat: whenever i feel like it. i'm not in a rush to drink again but i will. >> liz: what with you drink >> kat: everyone keeps asking me that i haven't thought about it. whatever i want to drink when i want to. >> greg: jamie you've done a dry january but enough about your sex life. do you think january is a i copout because there's nothing fun to do in january. not like people are asking you out to go get drunk.

you stay home and watch tv. do a dry august. >> liz: that's such a great point >> kat: i was not drinking during dry january while you were drinking in front of me more than once. >> greg: that wasn't me. >> jamie: back in my drinking days i thought dry january was like, don't piss the bed this month. [laughter]. >> greg: you were one of those. that's when you know you have to quit. >> liz: i did a wet january '96 through: . >> jamie: i was going to say i don't drink anymore because i did a wet january '96 through january of 2016 the whole time. >> liz: a wet decade. >> greg: you haven't had a drink in three years. >> charlie: i by accident stopped drinking during the pandemic. >> greg: you used to get it on. >> charlie: i used to quit for lent and then come easter.

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>> greg: thanks to liz macdonald, jamie list ow, charlie hunt, kat timpf. i love you america. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> trace: thank you greg good evening everyone and welcome to america's late news fox news at night. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. ♪ >> breaking tonight house republicans go to battle with the white house and democrats over the border crisis more than 300,000 got-aways have gotten away since the fiscal year began in october and that's just one of the reasons the house john says dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas has got to go. the republicans much promised investigations are now underway and they are contentious. let's go live to the