long-term debt and debt retirement, debt reduction. i do think that is why the republicans would like to raise this issue and to get concessions. it is never going to be as good as we like it but if we make movement in that direction to help with ultimate credit rating. >> neil: thom tillis for the state of north carolina we will see the fallout he was talking about tomorrow night at the state of the union address. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi come everybody greg gutfeld, judge jeanine pirro, jesse watters, dana perino and jessica tarlov. and here is "the five." joe biden finally popping the giant chinese spy balloon. but it take too long to go boom? after letting it fly over most of the continental u.s. the military shouldn't the sucker down off of the coast of

south carolina. the president just a little while ago says it was always his plan to take it out. >> we made it clear to china what we were going to do. they understand our position. we will not back off. we did the right thing. >> has it always been your view to shoot down a chinese spy balloon or only because it became public? >> oh, no it was always my position. once it came to the united states from canada i told them i wanted to shoot it down as soon as appropriate. they concluded, they concluded we should not shoot it down over land. they are not a serious threat and we should wait. >> greg: clearly this is his finest moment since corn pop. part of this scooped up and sent over to the fbi for further analysis and despite assuring the american people there was no threat the senior u.s. official says there may have been self detonating explosives off of the vessel. just like jessie's hair appeared

republicans are reacting with usual pouncing. >> the message they were trying to send is that the united states once a great superpower hollowed out but in decline. the message they are trying to send the world, look, these guys can't do anything about a blonde flying over they were space. >> we shot it down. i'm afraid is an embarrassment to the united states. >> the president taking down over the atlantic is like the quarterback tackling the quarterback after the game is over. >> it makes us look weak and flat-footed on the world stage. >> greg: china is pushing back against america claiming what happens "a clear overreaction." you can guess who agrees with that. >> they love this, the republicans turn this into big drama. if you are going to spy, you will not send a giant balloon all across the united states for a week. chinese know how to spy. they can do it better. they wanted to create a crisis,

national crisis international crisis and wanted it to be elevated and be talked about and they got it. >> greg: dana, to be fair if looking for experts on giant balloons, you have to go to "the view" appearance before that is always my go-to. i have to go to foreign policy. >> greg: everything could be handled better and you could say that about anything. what do you make about this in your super objective criticism? >> dana: hindsight is 20/20. >> greg: did you coined that question marks before it is a good phrase if you think about it and you look back things are always perfect. a few things, bloomberg reported that president biden was keeping it quiet because he didn't want to give republicans any fodder for suggesting he's weak on china. i do think if they had shot it down over alaska, there would have been criticism why did you shoot it down so quickly, blah, blah, blah. there is a lot of counterpoint

on that. however, because it kept it quiet, they sure there would be more mistry and elmore ministry, including over the weekend the administration from the pentagon floats this thing that says three of these balloons came across the trump administration. that story all fell apart pretty quickly because what do you mean? everybody in the trump administration including the former president himself in the national security said, "no, i don't think so, so the president is hanging out by himself. and if you think criticism is one thing, this is a moment president biden could have said, "let's all rally together and do this together. tomorrow night will be the talk of the state of the union and we can agree this is not acceptable. we could all do that." but instead he tried to keep it quiet which it would never be quiet and they tried to blame president trump over this. biden and all these conversations rather than saying we are united against china.

stay tuned for tuesday night and i will tell you more. >> greg: jessica, it seems we should be pointing fingers at china instead of each other. but having said that, is it fair to say joe is the canada under the thumb of this eve cp? >> jessica: that is actually what i was going for. i was trying to be nice. she's wearing blue so let's see what that is going. so, i was thinking about the last time there was foreign policy outrage over what joe biden did. afghanistan is obviously the big kind of mother lode if everybody is criticizing him. that particular incident, he really wanted that in the military, the pentagon, all the generals were sagging, "we need to do this at a slower rate." you can't pull everyone else because we will leave people behind and created a society that is in tatters at this point and horrific stories of what is

coming out there. so biden's perfect reaction in line with his personality is "shoot it down." >> greg: in the leg. >> jessica: funny. shoot it down here at the pentagon, can you imagine if suddenly there were explosive devices or if there was another for those who think it that covid was a bio weapon. in a lab in wuhan and there was something like that and we had no idea what was going on? that would have been astronomically worse than what happened. so yes, a few days of people able to see this thing and take pictures of it on their iphones is obviously a problem. we will hear more about the previous balloons that apparently technology can even track properly, which speaks badly of us. if loading these balloons over alaska, which i checked last time as ours. we should know every time that

happens. but i don't see how this is some major flaw and the biden foreign policy apparatus or some major point of embarrassment. when people jockeyed for points with something like this, it follows out more valid arguments they may make where he has fallen short like afghanistan. >> greg: chassis, she makes a valid argument there. he cared to retort? >> jesse: this thing through across the entire company and got nothing? never spied on anything? joe biden it is saying 4500 miles across the continental united states and trust me, they never picked up anything peer that is the same thing they said about the woman who slept with eric swalwell. dianne feinstein's driver was chinese spy. didn't hear much in the backseat. they say that every time about china. i don't trust that peer these chinese guys in beijing with a little joystick. if they are not picking up

anything, why are they zigzagging the balloon all over the military bases? joe said he took countermeasures. like when jesse jr. tries to hide in the living room, he takes a blanket. where is jesse? i don't know. peekaboo, that is joe biden. how many times has the united states said, we have taking countermeasures to make sure the chinese don't steal our stuff. they have been saying that for three decades. but they keep stealing our stuff. i'm not taking joe's word for it. maybe we did blackout the military bases. what if they flew over general electric's headquarters, caterpillars headquarters, berkshire hathaway's headquarters. do they have the defense department? did warren buffett throw a blanket over his hard drive? they got nothing. so i'm not trusting what they were telling us. imagine this happens with trump. imagine the chinese send $6 million to the trump family appear at the chinese send $100 million to the trump center

at penn biden center and give junior a few diamonds. and trump lies about it and tries to cover it up and the chinese fly a spy device all over -- and doesn't touch the thing until after it spies on us and shoots it out of the sky. they would impeach in a second. montana has no when living in montana, alaska, even alaska people who would you know how the radius was to pick up this thing that fell into the ocean? 7 miles. you are telling me you can't find a seventh square-mile area in alaska or montaigne to recover this thing? best of my checked, win electronics, they fizzle out. when it lands on land, they survive better. it is almost like joe biden wanted the balloon sack to get wet. it is almost like he wanted it to get wet. so the fbi takes it, the laptop

and it has the chinese balloon sack in quantico and they are analyzing both the best time, joe said shoot it down and the general said, "let's wait." >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: this is the latest act by china in terms of espionage and spying on the united states. if we look at it any differently than that, then we are being naive. whether confucius institutes at the college and whether hacking into 100 american companies with the backing of the chinese communist party. whether it is tiktok, the honeypots. it is a constant effort by china to sabotage the united states. but for those reporters in montana that we found out about, we would have never known about this. i give you as evidence of that with the fact that biden had no intention of pulling tony blinken back from going to china. tony blinken wasn't pull back

until friday when biden and the administration knew on saturday but oh, no, once the american people knew, i'm not going to have antony blinken go over there. we just called your blood. china says it was meteorological surveillance. the u.s. was good but that peer there is no problem. just checking climate stuff. so, the white house says, they didn't get much of anything. how the hell did you know that? and what are they doing above the intercontinental ballistic sites? i understand from military people they can actually see the lay of the underground and those missile flights. and here is another one for you for those why the balloons? the balloons fly above the aircraft 60, 80, a thousand feet above ground. what does that tell you? that level of height doesn't permit the shooting of it down.

in other words an f-22 cannot take down one of these. it's not a balloon from a birthday party but a spy craft. an f-22 cannot take it down if it is 60, 80, or 100,000 feet up. so what we have got is the hovering over intercontinental ballistic sites and biden says the military said no, no, don't take it down. hogwash, if we learned anything from biden and afghanistan, it is the top generals when they were put under oath said, we told biden you've got to lead people there. we told biden you have to lead people in afghanistan. and biden said no, they never told me, than ever warned me. the bottom line is this, when karine jean-pierre gets up today, "it is up to china to decide what the relationship is." that is naive. it is up to us to set the parameters and say, "you

violated our sovereignty. you breached our security and there will be consequences." but not with this guy. >> greg: all right, great start for monday. we can probably go home. >> jesse: let's go home. >> greg: coming up president biden to serve up some b.s. at the state of the union but americans are calling his bluff. ♪ ♪ boost® high protein. now available in cinnabon® bakery-inspired flavor. learn more at boost.com/tv liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. with the money we saved, we tried electric unicycles. i think i've got it! doggy-paddle! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: popular music. president biden expected to take a victory lap of how wonderful a

job he's done at tomorrow's state of the union. here is a little preview of the coming attractions. >> why not? >> it was here when i got here, man. remember what the economy was like before i got here? jobs, inflation was raising more manufacturing. we had real difficulty. that is why i don't. >> jesse: the verdict is already in on the biden economy. the record number of americans 41% are financially worse off since the big guy came into office except maybe booming or business. with numbers that bad, the administration is having a tough time. watch as he fails to mention in the accomplishments. >> let's go to the present state of the union. look, he's got a lot of things. why do you think -- >> these things don't sell themselves on one of the reasons i'm looking forward to that

state of the union address. i will say they were so many accomplishments on this administration, it can be difficult to list them in a distilled way. >> jesse: there is just so many reasons that i can't list where to begin. that never happens to me. >> greg: never. he says inflation is already here appear that is like starting a seven alarm fire and there was a dirt flame already in the fireplace. and, the only people apparently doing well in the biden economy is biden's family. [laughter] it is amazing, like they will not say who is behind a half-million dollar paintings. i don't blame them because it is somewhat unsavory. he is very lucky. putin presidency came about at the perfect time. frantically distracted population and the president in the 'ids, '70s when he tried to run, it would be more of a

disaster because fewer, cheaper escapes from daily trials. you could say, oh, my god, these eggs cost a lot and go back on tiktok or popping inedible. it's not so bad. they made so much process in society with tech and leisure that recession is less felt because we numbed ourselves again so much misery that may be we will just endure it. it is kind of sad but also progress. >> jesse: things are so bad that greg's edibles cost less now than eggs. >> dana: that is amazing. can you make an omelette with edibles? >> greg: i wouldn't try to do that! >> dana: will if you do get back to us. there is this bit of flooring for the biden team and in fact today brian d as the economic director said the abc poll showed two-thirds of americans of the circumstances are better. that is not with that poll said 16, 16% said the circumstances

are better. what may repeat just said was, "well, we need to communicate better." it is not a communications problem. tomorrow night what you will see is when you tell a woman to calm down. how does that go down? >> jesse: not well. >> dana: you tell someone to cheer her up and that makes them mad. >> greg: women, right, dana? smile more. >> dana: turn that frown upside down lady. then they get more mad. so, i think you will hear a little bit of that tomorrow night. everything is great, no, look, we have all the jobs. no, look actually have all the jobs two or three jobs. people coming back from the pandemic. there was a feeling in the country they don't feel it. what bill clinton did employment of presidency, he said, "i feel your pain. i get it, i hear you." i say don't think you will hear that tomorrow because they were talking how great things are pure they will try to draw a

contrast immediately. this is not just a state of the union speech but this will be the anchor for the 2024 reelection effort. i wouldn't be surprised during this unit t speech if he decides to say, if you look at the republicans, they were the ones that want to take away your social security. they are the ones that want to take away your medicaid. medicare. it will come off badly for some people who won't like it. it must be hard to be him because the stories the economy with better jobs numbers but vice president gets terrible headlines come again in "the new york times" today. saying basically, "gosh, nobody thinks doing a great job." there were only two jobs for kamala harris to me that she screwed up or everybody's about to screw up. no other choices. he's feeling like he's done all these great things and yet most people the majority of democrats don't want biden to run again but tomorrow night will be the

precursor to his election speech. >> jesse: why hasn't he been able to emotionally connect with the country? you mentioned clinton but biden was supposed to be that guy feeling your pain like a regular joe. why can't he say, "yeah, this is tough" and acknowledge that? >> jessica: he won in 2020 because he was the guy. empathy joe, what is going on as covid pillaging the country with your loved ones et cetera. if we do recall the midterms not that long ago his numbers were terrible and democrats the fastest performance since 1930s for first-term president. so i'm not at all convinced if we have midterms again tomorrow, we wouldn't have the same results and people could say i feel like i'm not better off. the economy is in the dump or whatever. and i prefer the democrats to the republicans. i don't know, we don't have an election tomorrow but -- >> jesse: we but we know about the classified documents. >> jessica: and

vice president pence getting -- it's not about the documents. the frustration that the administration feels in terms of these accomplishments and there are real accomplishments, the chips acted something you want to upset you xi jinping. that is what the biden administration did. so you have bipartisan gun reform. that has never happened. we had 5-year-olds slaughtered in sandy hook. he got that done. you have infrastructure bill. people are getting hundreds of billions into broadband that will change the lives of people. the investment hpc you, and slammed closed $35 a month. >> jesse: are you getting to the state of the union? >> jessica: i'm trying. do you like it? wait! >> jesse: judge and income are you watching on the edge of your seat? >> judge jeanine: you know what, i'm going to turn myself and see how long i can last, listen, first of all 62% of

americans think joe biden has not accomplished much. so, you know, you can have, you can say xyz and i really think the reason it came to the midterms that the democrats did was all about abortion. abortion, abortion, abortion. i don't think it was a testament to how great joe biden is pure the truth is, 71% of the country thinks we are on the wrong track. people can afford food anymore. only 31% believe the man is competent. they think he is incompetent. if you don't think this so-called balloon which is a euphemism for a chinese spy crap and impacts americans in an unusual way, we are not used to being over our land pure this is the homeland! this is america! they are buying millions of acres near these intercontinental ballistic missiles so they can watch come with grow corn?

and have an impact on our food supply? it is not what we think it is. i really believe that. americans recognize inflation isn't transitory. we surrender to the taliban and all of the bad stuff, they can bring it out in terms of the fentanyl prices, the southern border. what is going on in the air and the border. they don't want -- someone said this, they don't want cheap talking points but they want who reflects as americans and how they can survive the next few years. that's all. >> jesse: you will be doing live commentary tomorrow for the state of the union. >> greg: we will be here at the table while you are at d.c. >> jesse: travel ban. >> greg: we are thinking about getting some animals from the columbus zoo. >> jesse: blake mike black lives matter calling joe biden a coward. coward. we will tell you why next.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: black lives matter founder teresa colors his furious with president biden to distance the party from the police movement. there has been deep -- from the officials the people who hold power chose not to wield on behalf of black life. they have chosen to side with violent police forces here that comes as congress tries to give police reform another shot. jim clyburn urging them to compromise his time to actually get something done. all right, jesse. when you've got congressman jim clyburn urging the dems to give ground saying basically, you know, if you can't get a perfect piece of legislation, let's try for a good piece.

is that a starter? >> jesse: not for me. i don't want police forum. i see these things they are trying to do band choke holds and sometimes you need to get the arm around the neck to subdue the guy. now they are afraid to go near the neck and bad things can happen. the no-knock warrants come i don't know enough about it but i do know what will do if they do it to commit of knocking, they will hit the battering ram. the immunity thing, you can get sued for millions of things for something that happens on a job, no other union has that. teachers unions don't have that. why do the police have that? i don't like they were getting singled out. joe biden probably likes the fact that black lives matter thief of a lot of money, is telling him you are a bad guy for not defunding the police. that makes joe biden look good. >> judge jeanine: okay, you are nodding your head, greg. >> greg: absolutely right if you want to look less like an

idiot when an idiot turns on you that helps. the white house loves this news. lind millions on millions of dollars from people and all for nothing in return. bl dm, black lives don't matter because they would've done something. but most of the money came from global, white liberals, not blacks. i think hardworking blacks would never give their money to an organization this loose end weird. it was never about helping black people. it was about, "this is brilliant. i wish i thought of this, monetizing white liberal versus signaling." it is a smart business model. they took that money pure and i'm now admiring this person for being in your face about swindling all of these guilty white liberals. >> jesse: it is a mob and you can't go buy a fur coat. >> greg: they did! >> judge jeanine: exactly what patrice did was buy a $6 million

mansion. several $100,000 job spirit went to her brother and i think her babies father. but let me ask you this, why the inner city blacks and brown people, 80% want more police, why aren't they uniting and saying, "bring this money back. these people are frauds!" >> dana: it is an excellent question. we do these stories every monday morning. we do a story how terrible the weekend was in chicago and all the people injured and were killed. many of them are african american or hispanic. i think -- look, i'm not in their shoes come obviously, but i do wonder if they are beat down, overwhelmed and trying to survive day-to-day. it is under the leadership to do more. so you have mayor lightfoot running for reelection and not promising in the change. then you have in philly come a recall on the prosecutor. he got reelected, same thing in

california. so, i don't know where that change will come from. democrats are putting themselves into a corner when it comes to police reform. last year republicans went pretty far down the table to try to do a negotiation run by senator tim scott. cory booker of new jersey on the democratic side and apparently those two have a good relationship. but the left just wanted so much more. so, they are preventing any progress from happening and jim clyburn is trying to be the elder statesman who says, "we have to be smarter about this both from substantive standpoint and political standpoint, but the left won't let it happen." they will keep doing this to them. then other republicans can say, the democrats want to defund the police. >> judge jeanine: in the end, jessica, what you have got for the same scenario with what jesse pointed out, qualified immunity. you can't take that away from a

police officer. you just can't. >> jessica: these conversations, which i think is part of the problem only happen in earnest after extreme tragedy, right? george floyd, mcdonald. and i hope tim scott and cory booker have this great relationship can continue with this and work the margins to the point the defund the police side of things and the people on the right who are not interested in any compromises are rendered irrelevant. and the numbers can work out that way. george santos, who knows where he will be next week. so, i think that is possible. black lives matter, what they did as an organization is such a betrayal of the movement. it is pretty horrifying. so black lives matter is a philosophy. it is not a group. it is not necessarily something giving $5 to come at $10.02. it is an idea that black lives should matter equally to white

lives and to blue lives. and the corruption of that message has sent the movement back so far that people who want to say, there is nothing wrong with the police can point to this and say, you are running the most important organization. you are right to commit was mostly white people. i would say well intentioned white people who saw what happened to george floyd. [overlapping voices] i'm sitting right here! they saw what happened to george floyd and said, "what can i do?" they saw an organization with the name of what they believe. it is really so fundamentally messed up. great organizations do great work for protecting minority lives or any cause that you can find out there. you need to do more to research. they took advantage that people would be so upset that there would be this frenzy given. i hate that and they amplified the defund the police and said it was the policy position of the party and it wasn't.

>> judge jeanine: and they never said, "can we have our money back because you are not doing what you said." those people are what would you call them? >> greg: i like the wealth idea of well intentioned white people it. >> judge jeanine: coming up a major airline is about to lower pilot standards, even after two airplanes almost collided. ♪ ♪ life... doesn't stop for diabetes. be ready for every moment, with glucerna. it's the number one doctor recommended brand that is scientifically designed to help manage your blood sugar. live every moment. glucerna.

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: this is reassuring, southwest is cutting back on pilot hiring standards after a scare on their planes. they will reduce the flying hours respective pilots and half in an effort to boost staff. this is really the right time?

a fedex cargo plane was forced to the board landing to hit a passenger on a runway about to take off. greg, i feel like southwest needs to not be in the headlines anymore. >> greg: i would advise them as a freelance consultant to cut back on other things first, right? >> jessica: like food on the plains? >> greg: ice cubes. but we are saying standards being relaxed everywhere. customer service, fitness standards with military police nl airlines. this is just a natural evolution towards automation. robots to take jobs but we really don't want them. and we can't be bothered with meeting the standard. so maybe this is how it is supposed to be. ai robots, they don't need to practice. they are ready to go day one and now they never screw up, never,

never! >> dana: this is the next step in the simulation? >> greg: yes committee is and frankly, i can't wait. >> dana: all i could think of southwest airlines wants to throw in the towel. every time the phone rings, what now? and the collation type things, this is the third and bad things happen in three so maybe we are done. >> jessica: are like that. what do you think, jesse, optimism, we are done question >> jesse: you never admit you lower your standards. ford motor company doesn't say -- i said guys. ford motor company doesn't say, "you know what, we are going to mess with quality control. good luck with your next vehicle" you do it in secret and you don't announce it. reason they are doing this is because of the fact. everything is because of the facts. >> jessica: and this side.

>> jesse: you just can't say. >> jessica: you did. a lot of people are watching. >> judge jeanine: i don't fly southwest anymore because to me things screwed up your senators are pushing for a bill of rights bill that gives travelers at least $150 pumped due to a flight. >> jesse: that is a lot. >> judge jeanine: let me tell you, your flight is oversold. you sit in the sea and they try to get people in the terminal to take some money toward your dollars and we will fly you later. they don't do it. then you are sitting on the tarmac for an hour we will give you $500, $1,000.1500. i don't want to sit there anymore. put the people in the plane and leave. we won't have to pay anybody anything. >> dana: that is a good point. solved. >> jesse: you will not fly southwest? >> judge jeanine: not a chance. >> jessica: up next, a plot out of the movie but crazy and true story behind this coast guard rescue, suspected thief.noug

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how does this come together? it sounds like a crazy movie but it actually happened this weekend. it started when work on place all this incredible coast guard rescue. a rookie swimmer saved a man's life on a yacht. they were struggling in rough water. the boat does a full barrel roll and the lone passenger was taken to the hospital and later released. that is when the plot twist comes in. the police recognize the man in the photos as the same person one of her leaving a dead fish on the home featuring the classic movie "the goonies." that boat was stolen. the person arrested is originally from canada. he crossed the border illegally and is wanted for crimes there too. judge? >> judge jeanine: i have a feeling he will find his way back. he may not come to the northern border but the southern border. not surprising. usually they are involved in one criminal activity. but by the time you find him, it is not surprising but fish on

"the goonies, that is the eligible. >> greg: at raising a serious question. what did robert dobbie do to that man to cause him to leave a fish? >> dana: why would you do that? >> greg: what kind of signal is he sending and isn't that ironic he throws a dead fish and almost dies in the ocean? >> dana: i'm scared on boats anyway, jessica, are you? >> jessica: it is kind of a lame read of this but just kind of in awe of the power of the ocean. i feel like we don't see footage like that. >> dana: jesse, how about you and the story? >> jesse: the canadians are hitting our people with in the head with a hammer. and not giving us these chinese air balloons a heads up.

we need to look at the canadians. >> dana: what is wrong with justin trudeau? what is going on up there? >> judge jeanine: you know why the illegal immigrants in new york don't like it and are going to canada appearance before i know! maybe more welcoming, the food is better. >> jessica: delicious! >> greg: more french fries. >> dana: open one more thing" feeding frenzy. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. we went to safelite.com. there's no one else we'd trust. their experts replaced our windshield, and recalibrated our car's advanced safety system. they focus on our safety... so we can focus on this little guy. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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most delicious flavors they have. we have original, which i think is their best flavor then you have ruby chocolate that looks like strawberry and plays a trick chocolate hazel in the. fun facts about sphrofn yogurt it improves bad breath. so have the original name for frozen yogurt was frogurt. we are taking a truck load back to the new place. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," lindsey graham, monica crowley and ted cruz 7:00. >> greg: let's do it, judge. >> judge jeanine: there is a couple from indiana. they are about to have the chillest chill baby ever. kylie and evan were surprised to see their baby throw up a peace sign. see those fingers 31 week ultrasound. the couple decided to name daughter elly and psyched about her certain reason behavior.

>> jesse: that's cool. >> greg: avoid sick joke. tonight, a great show. you got to watch. david angelo, emily compagno, brian brenberg, c kat timpf. brian brenberg is a jerk. >> i haven't met him. greg's auction house. okay. you have heard about the sand from the beach where tom brady retired last wednesday it hit ebay. 119 people have bid on the sand with the current bid of # $9,000 for that thing of sand. which made me think since, you know, he is the loser from sarah high school and i'm the winner from sarah high school. i'm putting this on ebay. we're going to break his record. okay? so this is my unicorn mug. it's got a little broken unicorn. >> jesse: you are going to get a lot of money. i don't think that's legal. >> greg: york. we will split it. >> jesse: deal. >> jesse: did you see the underpants picturer that he put up today? >> dana: what under pants

picture? >> jesse: i will send it to you. gut gut i should shut up now. >> dana: this man performing at halftime. a trick. here is dana's crazy tricks. michigan basketball game, he stole the show. check this guy out. i just thought this was quite impressive. how did he do that? think how much time and effort went into prowl that practice catches them all, amazing. bravo. >> greg: my hat's off to him. where do i come up with these. jessica, try to end this show on an upbeat note. >> jessica: i will do my best. and i have got a good one. you might be smarter than a fifth grader this 9-year-old high school graduate will give you a run for your money. david is now the youngest student to graduate from cyber charter in pennsylvania. the school allows for gifted students like david to take classes online year around and go at their own accelerated pace. he is already a member of the. he will receive diploma in june

here is when he had to say about his achievement. >> i wanted to do it because i had the abilities to do it. so why not use those abilities to the greater good. >> jessica: he is already taking college level classes now. >> judge jeanine: good for him. >> greg: probably taller than me, too. all right. >> jessica: i wasn't going to go there. >> jesse: he would have shot down the balloon. >> greg: bret is up next. >> bret: i would like that kid on the panel. greg, thank you. ♪ g >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. following two major stories u.s. military personnel are at this hour recovering the remains of a chinese spy craft, a spy balloon from the waters off the south carolina coast after it was shot down following a trip across the u.s. what we know so far and the political fallout from it all in just