heard about an hour later. so several buildings have already been cleared. police managed to do that. and, yeah, the man was -- the suspect, again, is wearing a mask, described as short and armed and dangerous. so people are still being told to shelter in place. that's it for us tonight. set your dvr so you don't ever miss us. we'll see you tomorrow night. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: ha ha ha ha. how do you feel? how do you feel? happy glorious monday. before we get to all the fun stuff, ie rubbing the super bowl loss into jesse watters ugly fat face first we're going to talk

about crime and a really bad one specifically involving jen angel the progressive owner of angel cakes a bakery in oakland california. she was savagely murdered this year, robbed by two thieves who smashed her car window, ran off with her purse. she chased after the duo's car but got caught in the car door, dragged to her death. terrible, terrible story. it kind of gets worse 'cause her family and her friends are urging the police not to jail her killers. >> wow, they're here. >> greg: yeah, because they claim it would not align in her beliefs in something called restorative justice. and also because they're idiots. her murderers are still on the loose but rather than call for their capture her friends urged the city to promise not to make her killers serve hard time. which is kind of what you do if someone you hated died.

but this is restorative justice, a lying phrase that restores nothing and offers no justice at all to anybody. it's a strategy to keep thugs out of jail by claiming someone in the past got a raw deal. so you transfer past justice to this current creep, even if he's guilty as sin. using this reasoning, or lack of reasoning, you could never meet out justice on any brutal crime ever. just say people were treated badly in the past so let this poor soul go. they claim imprisoning her agriculturesers would prevent actual healing. you want healing put on marvin gaye. actually locking them up for a long time would promote healing a lot by keeping the next perpetrator's next victim away from harm. by the way do you think angle friends might be open to having the perpetrators come live with them indefinitely? how restorative will they feel when everything they own will

suddenly be sold on craig's list including their kids. still they say locking them up would only perpetuate harm, but they don't say to whom, because it's murderers, perps who get away with murder won't think, that was so nice they didn't lock me up, i won't murder people anymore. no, the experience incentivizes them to kill again, to a view more victims. which is the problem with the entire system that's advocated the responsibility in protecting innocent from evil. today ideology trumps safety and creates a parade of victims but also a parade of idiots. like 1619 project author nikole hannah-jones who complained about drug stores locking up merchandise in a tweet on tuesday. so what is 1619 you ask? well it's the number of stupid things this broad says a day. she said, quote, if you're going to lock up everything in the drugstore, an already demeaning

shopping experience -- apparently it's demeaning to go to a drugstore. at least have enough workers to open up the cases for all the customers who just need a razor. oh, she told us too much. [laughter] >> greg: i get it we all need a razor now and again. she ends it with, it's just a terrible shopping experience. oh, poor millionaire grifter. maybe they can't afford more workers because their stuff keeps getting stolen thanks to the legalization of organized looting, something you, clown, justified. imagine if you were beaten to death in a riot, nikole hannah-jones would probably complain about having to walk around the crime scene. fact is a rise in crime in shoplifting cases have forced stores to lock up merch and shun down stores.

it's types like her that deny the problem. now we're locking up the deodorant instead of the people stealing the deodorant. and it's on this bozo. back in 2020 she said all the destruction from the george floyd protest was not violence. quote yes it is disturbing to see probably being destroyed. it's disturbing to see people taking property from stores. but these are things." yeah, that's true, they are things, things that people sell to make a living. but nonetheless she's right they're just things. i guess that's why all those rioters made sure no one was in all those buildings before setting them on fire. but about those things, what if they're taken from people and the people they're taken from try to get them back? which is what angel did with her purse. it begs the question, why did she chase them at all? i mean let them have your money, let them have your purse, according to her friends and family it's exactly what she

would have wanted. the restorative justice activist would say it's on her for putting value on her things which is why they also deserve to be locked up along with her anti-perspirant. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests, unlike our air force all his pilots get shot down, tv writer and producer rob long! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's spent more time around a pig skin than a hotdog salesman. host of the sideline sanity podcast, michele tafoya! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's what you get if elton john and travis bickle had a baby. host of fox across america, jimmy failla! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and finally loveable is one of the many words people

never use to describe her. >> oh. >> greg: oh shut up. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: first of all, professor, i really enjoyed your last book. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: and thank you for giving me those extra office hours after class. >> jimmy: you know what? that's the least i can do for how you behaved. i don't have a joke for this. it's horrible. this is what people get fired for these jokes. >> greg: yes, that's true. but you know what? if i get murdered, rob, i would prefer that you go to the brews and say, we need to catch these bastards and put them behind bars. i don't think i would want anybody on my side of the family or your side of the family, when we do decide, to say no, because that's not your right. that is not your right. >> jimmy: yeah, i would just say, if that, god forbid that should happen to you i think what i will do is call fox and

say, so you need somebody for the -- [laughter] >> greg: you heard it here if i am murdered, him. professor kangaroo. >> jimmy: but you mentioned this in your monologue which was a super downer not a great way to start the show. but she actually went after to get her stuff back. she wanted her money back. >> greg: right. >> jimmy: so maybe i don't understand what an and ar kind of is because she said she was an and anarchist a person who wants her money back is not that she's a capitol i have had. she wants her money back that she earned. why again is that -- >> greg: yes, that disproves what she was talking about. she would want them punished. >> jimmy: it's my stuff. dam it. by the way that's completely legit. you're allowed to want your stuff back. that's not a bad thing anymore.

she earned that stuff, she baked cakes, apparently they were good cakes. >> michele: angel cakes. >> jimmy: i mean the cashes. >> greg: looks like you're dropping a few pounds. >> rob: she went after her stuff and felt like they should be building a statue to her but they don't prosecute the guy and they have to live with. >> greg: with you. >> rob: not with me. i just don't have the room. i wish. they have to live with those guys. >> greg: all right. thank you mr. pearl eyes. there's a call back. kat's going who's earl ives. >> rob: not just kat, everyone under 50. >> greg: michele how is it nikole hannah-jones just heard about stuff being locked up at cvs. this has been going on two years. this tells me she hasn't shopped in two years.

>> michele: probably not she probably has it deliveredor someone doing it. but back to her ends from. this is what she wants, she would want these people to be forgiven and have a different form of justice. maybe that's what she told them she wanted a few weeks ago, but i wonder what she was thinking while they were dragging her on the sidewalk from the car. >> greg: yeah. >> michele: do you think maybe she changed her mind? like maybe she thought, dam, i was wrong. people that are crazy enough and cruel enough to do this to me, they ought to freaking go to prison. but she never got to tell anyone else that she changed her mind and her friends are now saying, oh, she would have wanted them set free and restorative justice and all that. and then to ms. jones and 1619 terrible races the day, yes, this is crazy. to call shopping a demeaning experience. >> greg: it is sometimes. >> michele: well, you know. >> greg: i mean i go to a disguise when i go to some of these shops. >> michele: do you? and they still don't recognize you? >> no, they know who he is, only

one guy buying that stuff. >> greg: it's true. and i get so angry i get home and realize i'm out of batteries. i'm sorry. i don't know what -- i love drones. >> michele: drones there you go. yeah way you're exactly right they cannot afford people to open up the stuff. people are getting ripped off. her head is in the stand or somewhere. >> greg: yes, that's true. that's goods. >> whoa. that was hot. i liked the hit. >> jimmy: listen there's a few things going on, this is all the end result of woke policy and i like woke by is original name which is bleep bleep stupid. it's so stupid when you're trying to create an environment with more empathy for the criminal than the victim. that's where we r an example. a few weeks ago we did the story about minor attracted persons. they don't want to say

pedestrian files. anyone who wants to ban the word pedophile is probably a pedophile no? but the bigger issue is they've all added up to such an adverse affect on life whether it's crime or the cost of goods. when you think about what sucks about going shopping it's not about that it's locked up we're at a 40 year high in inflation. think about eggs, it was like when someone got engaged it was he went to jared. now eggs are so expensive he went to whole foods. girl he must love you he bought you a carton of eggs. that's where we see the full on societal mismanagement. >> greg: you're right about the eggs, they're so expensive i'm freezing them. that was funny i just thought of it now. could pat myself on the back. you know, you still shop. >> yes. >> greg: how idiotic this person is to act surprised that this is happening when this is something we've been dealing with every

single day. it's true. going to the drugstore is no fun >> kat: no. >> greg: now it's really bad because it's because of people like her >> kat: yeah. yeah, i've never been in the drugstore like, man, i'm having fun. but i actually don't shop anymore because of that. because it's like you don't want to wait for every single thing you just order your stuff on the internet or you just use your husband's truth brush or whatever. >> greg: yuck >> kat: i know. it's pretty gross but so am i. we all could have seen it coming but you can't say anything because you're a bigot apparently even if someone's killed. you know how when people died they stay dead? okay. if this happened to me, i'm coming back. anyone says that about me, i will get you. >> greg: yes >> kat: i will crawl out of hell and get is a fox news alert. im

lauren green live in new york city. we have just heard a news conference out of michigan, according to this shooting on the campus of michigan state university in east lansing, i believe it is. the police officer said that they were five. people who were shot. to all were taken to hospitals to with life threatening injuries . they are looking for a black male with the shorter in statute with a red cap. one of the recommendations they are saying they are now looking for this individual, their state, federal and local officials on campus. hundreds of officers searching the campus. to find this suspect, and they are advising all students to stay away from campus are advising parents to stay away from campus as well. they don't need

more people than they need on campus because they're looking for this suspect right now they the students on campus are told to shelter in place. um and again five people were shot by an individual on campus. the shooter is still envelope on the loose. there are state local and federal floridis. they're looking for this individual who is a black male shortened stature with a red cap. five people have been shot. all have been located. all have been transported to hospitals to our with life threatening injuries at this point um, again, the authorities are telling a people on the campus to shelter in place. um there have been a lot of false reports. and so they're asking people to only pay attention to the officers feed that they're putting out there was a press conference. they will have more information in about an hour. but this is the information we have right now that there is a suspect a shooter on the loose at the campus of michigan state university. and police officers

are looking for that individual who has shot five people so far , too with life threatening injuries. they are telling all the students to shelter in place. no activities on the campus now for 48 hours, um, the officers telling people telling students to remain a shelter in place or if they are off campus to stay off campus. that no one should be coming back to the campus as they look for the shooter who the shooter is. we don't know by name, but police saying about an hour they will have a photo to release to the public so that they can identify the shooter. if they have seen the shooter, they said. there are a lot there's a lot of false information out there about who the shooter is. how many shoots shootings have taken place and where the shooter might be, but they stress to please stay with the official reports coming out of the police. again. if you're just, um joining us there is a shooting. at michigan state university. they are looking

for one individual. a blackmail shorten statue with red cap. they do have a photo of surveillance photo of this individual and they're going to be releasing it to the public in just about an hour. we are monitoring this situation. also one of the main things is that they stress that there are hundreds of officers on the campus right now looking for this individual. and as you can see, right there. there is a officer. if of federal officer it looks like in camouflage gear and automatic weapons looking for this individual. they don't know. uh whereabouts , but they are searching the entire campus and again, they're asking people to just stay at home or shelter in place for the students or for parents worried about their children. obviously they're worried about their children. they want them to not come to campus. because because it will be too confusing for the

officers again. we will have more information on the shooting at michigan state universin the shooting at michigan state university as soon as more information becomes available. >> greg: welcome back. are they balloons caught in drafts or alien crafts? could it be the greatest mystery in recent history? who knows. it's time for -- >> holy hell it's like some balloon a palooza spectacular. >> greg: stupid. for three days in a row u.s. fighter jets shot down a trio, three rob, of unidentified objects over alaska canada and lake huron. huron? >> sure on. >> greg: who cares >> kat: public schools do. >> greg: we haven't seen anything get shot down this much

since jimmy failla was single. >> nice one. >> greg: between the white house, the pentagon, norad who's a buddy of mine no one seems to say what's exactly going on, i guess none of the defense companies can comprehend balloon technology from the 1700s. officials say the once over alaska were balloons although justin trudeau claims they only shot theirs because they thought it was a trucker. norad, my buddy, says the one over lake huron was flying much lower than the others at just 20,000 feet. i hope it was et, we don't need anymore sequels. and that one is interesting, because norad chief general glenn wouldn't rule out anything including extraterrestrials and if they are aliens it raises the

question, which former new york luxury hotels should we house them? laugh laugh [cheers and applause]. >> greg: meanwhile the white house admitted they haven't been able to definitively say they can't say what they are but definitely not aliens. >> i know there's been questions and concerns about this but there is no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. >> greg: it's amazing she even needed to look down to read that. i say that as i do this. maybe the big guy can shed some light on all this. what's going on here joe? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to take these guys and shoot them out of the sky, bang, bang, bang. i got the balloon, i got these other three guys. i know what you're thinking. what did you take, six shots or was it only five. in all the excitement i lost track myself. you have to ask one question, do

you feel lucky? well do you punk? actually i'm kind of scared myself. don't tell anybody, especially kamala, makes her laugh. [cheers and applause] >> greg: michele are we just now shooting everything out of the sky to prove that we aren't scared because we blew it the first time? >> michele: it feels like that. it really does. like we let the one skate across the country and then we shot it down and now we see the next one. it makes me wonder how many there were prior to this. because if we just noticed the one in montana and people kind of looked up and went, hey, look at that. how many did we not notice. suddenly there's this cluster of balloons and i think what scares the ba jeebies out of me the most is what they can do with this. i think they're testing.

at what level do they get noticed, when can they shoot us down and what can we put in or on this balloon to do real, real harm. it scares me and i'm losing faith greg. >> greg: another institution, the balloon industry i no longer trust. as a child all i thought was, wow, i love balloons and now i'm not so sure, my faith in balloons, helium and otherwise, have essentially deflated. >> oh. >> greg: boom. you hate balloons you must love watching them get blown to pieces. ha they shot another one down you had scream >> kat: i don't think about balloons very often. here either i don't know if i believe this is happening all of a sudden. like maybe -- like you said, this has been happening a lot and they're just now talking about it. like i don't believe that there's no aliens just because they tell me there's no aliens. i don't believe anything that they necessarily say.

and i don't know why it's so crazy to think that there could be aliens or that they're already here. i mean, look around, what could be more insane than just this. >> greg: think about viruses, viruses are definitely an alien species. >> jimmy's taking a lot of heat today. >> greg: you deserve it. >> rob: i don't know. >> greg: are you done >> kat: sure. >> greg: i said this on the five and i'm saying it again, we're shooting down our own balloons we put up five years ago. right? shooting down our own crap. >> rob: we're finding money in our jackets, you know what i mean? what is this, spy balloon. i almost want it to be aliens because it would be exploretive on their part to come down and check this place out. if it's another country it's really scare why you how much they're disrespecting america by

end sending this over here in the fashion they have. we used to have real respect on the world stage like speak softly and carry a big stick and now we have babble incoherently and carry a big teleprompter. you think about the weakness biden hasn't spoken. we never shot down anything in 64 years of norad we now shot down four in a week and he can't get to the podium because if someone mentions alien he's going to mention sigourney weaver. >> greg: she's hot. >> jimmy: she's greats but a bad looker no us. >> greg: use your hollywood imagination where i'm the star that explains this, what's going on. we're in the first act right now where i am the dedicated scientist who knows something's going on but we don't know what it is. >> rob: i love it. we're going to go a different way with your part so you know. we're going to go with an actual star but i like where you're

going. >> greg: but it was my idea. >> rob: i know isn't that funny? that's how it works. i am going to get very rich on this idea that is yours not new to hollywood, just so you know. the thing is, they are aliens and here's how we know that they are aliens. because the biden administration said that they were not aliens so i'm 100% convinced they're aliens but they're friendly they're in balloons. and the next aliens will come in a pinata. all party stuff. it's going to be great. we thought aliens were going to be etichlt skinny with a big head they're going to be guys like top hats and -- balloonists. >> greg: yeah, and in the cargo maybe there's some fruit cake. >> rob: it will be nice. why is everything so negative. this is good news. the aliens are coming to save us and there's a lot for them to do. >> greg: yeah, there is. there is. and what are we doing? we're shooting them down.

>> rob: that's the other problem. we have to not do that because we have to see them marching up and down the mall, it would be great. >> greg: i always go back to this. we eat earthling, right? we eat cattle and lamb, they're earthlings. i would like to eat them because i would just like to eat an alien because it's on my bucket list. >> wow. >> you know what? you have too much money. >> michele: ha ha. >> rob: that is a rich guy thing to say. i'm tired of steak and the caviar. so your second assistant get me an alien right now. >> greg: what you know? they say it's the most dangerous game. >> rob: yes. >> greg: the most dangerous game playing off an old hollywood classic, who was in the wildest game? cornell wild. he was a strange dude, poor

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♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ learn how abbvie could help you save. >> greg: welcome back. philly fans bristle at a controversial whistle. true they lost on a penalty play. eh, but they would have rioted anyway, huh? that's philly. last night super bowl saw the kansas city chiefs beat the philadelphia eagles 38-35. which makes sense. no way does a bird be the guy with a tomahawk. that's just science. but 38-35, that reminds me of when kat took three years off her age. i'm not even going to look over there. >> kat: i wouldn't >> greg: just going to stare straight over this way. but critics say the eagles were robbed by a holding penalty call

in the game's final moments. our hearts go out to jesse watters. mainly because he doesn't have one. anyway. but i remember when he used to be so happy. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: still makes me squirm >> kat: yeah. >> greg: it's like walking into a waiting room or dressing room and there's nobody in pants. anyway you saw the call which critics say was technically correct but one that needlessly undercut the finale of the game. unfortunately eagles fans were less than thrilled about the enforcement of a rule that had been omited all night and they

went into spontaneous charity work for sick children and unwed mothers. i kid they took to the streets to beat the crap out of each other. their protests made quite a mess and made it difficult for car jackers to get buy with cashing jackings. they shouted beep bleep the chiefs. but it's philly. their model for brotherly love is the menendez brothers. on the bright side, the loss meant no eagles fan ate horse poop this time. >> greg: so now football season is over, which means if i want to watch 300 pound monsters go at it... [cheers and applause] >> greg: jimmy, i posed this

question on the five, is it time for artificial intelligence to take over all officiating. >> jimmy: wow i know why you would say that because of the blown call obviously. >> greg: great job ca hum bow. >> jimmy: it hits home for me. i'm a guy who has paid and not paid his rent because of gambling for 20 years. if the chiefs don't win that game i am turning tricks last night for port authority to pay the rent but because they cover i'm just turning tricks for the love of the game. the point is the nfl has a really big problem with these blown calls only because, they've always blown calls, but up until now they never blew calls and then went right to a gambling commercial right after the call. there's life changing amounts of money changing hands. so the guy blows the call and you go to draft kings and you're like wow somebody just made a billion dollars they wouldn't have made i wonder if this is on the level. i'm trying to focus on the positive. the positive is if we watch the half time show we can all be glad norad didn't shoot down rihanna. that was touch and go. she was up there. >> greg: she was up there and

she was large, kat. >> jimmy: thank you. >> greg: i give that joke a thumbs up. >> jimmy: and nobody was more disappointed as an eagles fans that biden still waiting for them to sing take it easy. really quick i think eagles fans get a really bad rap because what i think they are is what we all used to be. sports fans used to always be passionate and rabid. peels fans are the only people in the league that still throw beer at $22 a beer. if you went into a yankees game in the 90s you would be hit by 20 beers. but now it's $22, someone's hitting you with an ipad mini or an engagement ring but no one's tossing beer >> greg: kat you watched the game. what did you think of the whole event? >> kat: i was really depressed about the ending because i read the article about it and i didn't get it. and then i read it again and i still didn't get it and that made me feel really stupid.

because all the drunk, fat, alcoholics i saw leaving the bar yesterday understand and i've been around football, you think by osmosis at some point i would start to understand what's going on. just two years ago i learned that a touchdown is worth six points not seven so i thought i was going to be getting smarter but then i thought you kicked for another one but then someone said something about something conversion and that blew my [bleep] mind. how can there be so many rules and everyone just learns them and watches it and blah blah blah pick six other than that that's where it ends. it really sucks because i feel so left out during football season and i feel so sad. i would love to gamble. i would love to have a ruthless gambling problem add some spice to my fall. >> michele: call me. >> greg: what did you make of it? did you enjoy the game or were you busy working on --

>> rob: i was playing the harps cord. i haven't heard anything that happened in this show since jimmy said he was selling his ass at port authority. i kind of blew a gasket and i thought i hope that's not going to cover your gambling gets unless you bet ten bucks ii figured that would catch your eye. >> rob: it did. i did not watch the game. i like to watch the highlights later. you know why i didn't watch the game? i hate the commercials. i'm the opposite. >> greg: how dare you. did you see my commercial? >> rob: no, i did not. although i was -- i had a project in a commercial, the fox nation commercial was a show there coming called 6--history of the world six glasses that i did for them. >> greg: i don't care. >> rob: okay. >> greg: you didn't watch my commercial, i don't give a [bleep] about anything you do. you crapped on my dog. >> you literally have a super bowl commercial. i have a thing coming out on fox

nation, i have the world of fame, i'm like i won at whistle ball. >> rob: i'm here to promote. that's what i do. >> greg: we're cutting all of that out. michele you're the expert here. wa was it the right call at the wrong time or the wrong call at the right time. >> michele: hold on. let me weigh those two. look, i understand why everyone's so upset because of this call because the ball wasn't really catchable. but the ref is looking at what he's looking at and he throws the flag if he thinks there's a penalty. and the kid, the eagle, jesse's all wrong today, by the way. he said, yeah, i held him. he didn't have to say anything. so it wasn't that he was risking getting. >> greg: fined. >> michele: fined. no, no, no. the best person of all was the philadelphia eagles coach afterwards sat at that podium and got asked about it and he said, now i know you guys think that games come down to one moment or one call or one lay, but that's not what it is.

it's a layering and stack of play after play after play. so anyway i get both sides of this but ultimately i feel as though -- >> greg: it's never one moment. >> michele: it's never one moment. >> greg: that's how we became human beings is this constant kind of evolution moment upon moment upon moment. >> michele: mistake upon success upon mistake and what you just did with your hands. >> greg: i do a lot of weird things with my hands. >> michele: i don't want to know. >> greg: coming up, cnn hopes to change their fate with help from an nba great. ♪ [cheers and applause] like your workplace benefits... and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you be better prepared for unexpected events. voya. well planned. well invested. well protected.

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>> cnn deaf come countdown. >> greg: wow, that's kind of harsh. cnn descends into mayhem as don lemon stinks up the a.m. >> oh! [cheers and applause] >> greg: but as don spoters and snarls, cnn considers hiring sir

charles. according to the rap, cnn this morning is the network's lowest rated show in a decade. that's ten years, kat. getting crushed, getting crushed by competitors like fox and friends, morning joe and staring at the toaster waiting for the pop-tart to come out. the problem, too much less than on. ted turner would never have made that mistake, and he married jane fonda. don was demoted from prime time last year and since then he's berated his co-hosts stressed staffers and tanked the ratings. it's not his fault he's a [bleep]. if only they asked he would have told them i'm a epa bleep. meanwhile the network is in talks with nba hauler famer charles barkley to host a new prime time show. other options include getting henry winkler to jump over a sharp on a motorcycle.

barkley's being considered on the 9:00 p.m. shot since chris cuomo got the boot. nothing's official and barkley's just one name they're looking at. it could pave the way for a lebron james children's show where he teaches them how to make shoes for nike. a cnn rep says they're having conversations with dozens of culturally relevant individuals in the world of news, sports, entertainment and comedy. yep, dozens, that's like one for each viewer. so, kat, we haven't talked about cnn for a while. i'm very excite i had. are you excited? doesn't it make you happy >> kat: not as excited as you. >> greg: i think they're figuring something out because charles barkley is a human being. he talks. he talks. he's not an anchor. that's -- i think they're finally figuring it out >> kat: especially in the morning. you don't want someone yelling

at you in the morning. >> greg: well he would be prime time right >> kat: i'm surprised he's not doing well. in general you don't want to be preached at watching tv. i like to watch tv that's stupid or mindless to kind of get my head out of my life. you know how many people in our lives we already having telling us we succeed, i just don't want to hear that i succeed when i turn on the tv. >> greg: i hate getting preached at. it's why i stopped going to church. >> rob: i don't know increasing sometimes when kat talks i get sad. >> greg: why do you get sad. >> rob: everyone's like kat's great. >> greg: i don't >> kat: i was like do you not watch the show. >> greg: hold on a minute. you succeed. >> rob: you need to cut toxic people out of your life that should be a 2023 goal. i think barkley's great -- look, the thing about charles barkley is you don't know what he thinks or what he's going to say. that is interesting and you know

exactly what don lemon thinks or is going to say. there's not that much interesting there, but charles barkley's an accomplished guy a great star athlete, he's smart and funny and incredibly unexpected. >> michele: and the thing about barkley is he knows a lot of stuff and is completely unfiltered and said what he thinks. some of his opinions might surprise you. >> greg: he zigs and zags. he goes anti cop and then pro cop. and he's left and then goes right. he would be great. >> he would be great late night. >> greg: shut up. don lemon why does he think he deserves an hour of anything? >> jimmy: i will tell you what's going on. they're firing him in stages.

if they yanked him off of prime time right away they would have said he was racist. because they fired everybody else, cuomo and toobin went and that was surprising because he had a lot of pull. >> greg: came and went iyou deserved better. but they're firing him in stages because they put him to a morning show which is tanking. nobody wants to wake up with don lemon did you see him flip out. >> greg: i loved that. >> jimmy: that's the vibe of the show. cnn morning is like buying an alarm clock that punches you in the balls to wake up. >> greg: they sell those? where can i odd one? . don't need that guy anymore. >> jimmy: ai really is putting people out of jobs greg. >> greg: i have to fire veto.

>> jimmy: i have to add this, noggin caps late how bad it is at cnn the fact that they said they're willing to high him without him leaving their other job. their self-esteem is so low as a network they'll be someone's side piece as an anchor. >> greg: they did that with mark, too. >> jimmy: can we be your side hustle, you know what i mean? and that's what they are. it's embarrassing for them. >> greg: all right, well. [laughter] >> rob: you know where this ends? >> greg: where. >> rob: don lemon in a chef hat on qvc making an omelet. >> greg: i would watch the hell out of that. i would watch the hell out of that. he just needs the right spot. >> rob: yeah. >> greg: welcome to breaking ne. i'm trace gallagher. we have

had a shooting at michigan state university tonight. it happened around 8 18. the shooter, we are told is still on the run tonight. here's what we know. at 18, a shooter identified as a black male, short in stature wearing a denim jacket, red shoes and a mask apparently walked into berkeley hall on the campus of michigan state university in east lansing. and opened fire. now we're being told by michigan state university authorities that three people are dead and five others are injured. there was one shooting at berkeley and then we're told the shooter left berkeley hall and then he went across to the union building and he opened fire there. we don't know how many suspects on each building or in each building. there are and again we do not know the severity of the injuries of the five we do know from an earlier news conference that at least two of those injuries are life

threatening. so if you look at the context, there are three people dead and five people wounded, two of them severely wounded. we do not have a motive and they do not have a shooter in custody. as you might imagine. this is an all hands on deck situation at michigan state university. we're talking about local state and some federal police involved in this and right now. they're kind of going through this scenario they do on virtually every shooting we have ever covered, which means they don't know if the shooter is still on campus or has left campus. so what they have to do is lock the entire campus down . we're talking about michigan state. they don't all live on campus, but the university has some 50,000 students, one of the biggest universities in the country, and so what the process is now is they will go through dorm to dorm room to room building to building. looking for this suspect any potential other suspects that we have not heard of other

suspects in the early going? there was word that the shootings were multiple that it wasn't just two buildings. there were shootings in the gymnasium that turned out to be false information, and police are now trying to get a handle on this thing, and we want to put up this because this is a picture of the suspect. we've just got. we told you. the identification is a black male. he is shortened stature you can see wearing a bask in a denim jacket with red shoes. they do not have any idea of the motive for the shooting. whether this suspect is a student at michigan state university or what his his problem was when he walked into berkeley hall and opened fire at 8 18 tonight , but police are on campus. the various shots of the shooting scenes you can see police have a have a laid back posture. but if you look across the rest of the campus as we're seeing some of the aerial pictures police are going in from building to building and locking down all

the students at the top of the hour. we anticipate there will be a news conference. we're going to cover that live that is also the beginning. think of fox news at night. we are going to have breaking coverage as well as all the latest information on the breaking news coming out of michigan state university, the shooting there again three people have been killed. we do not know if they are students or faculty and five others have been injured breaking details. news conference at the top of the hour. i'm traceher, we will see you back here in minutes. >> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: five words, republican marriage beat dem marriages. michele new studies finds republicans are significantly happier than dems. they say progressives try to purposely flip gender rolls in their relationship to challenge

toxic masculinities. what do you say. >> michele: you can end that with republicans are generally more happy than dems take the marriage out of there. because democrats are trying to take everything out to flip and destruct and i think they're generally unhappy. >> greg: i think there are studies that show that we're generally happier. but here's the thing. what if it's a mixed marriage where you've got a liberal and a conservative together. >> one's happier, one's not. >> greg: but you know who's happier is the liberal because the conservative is getting brutalized by the liberal. >> i don't think it's about possible. people who are generally conservative think deep down stuff doesn't really work out. whereas people that are liberal it is like this should be perfect. i don't think republicans are happier than what it should be like, it's like this is what i expected. >> michele: what makes them happier. >> greg: they also believe

there's something greater out there than something on the royal coil. >> jimmy: anyone who doesn't think republicans aren't happier didn't see jill biden kiss kamala's husband at the state of the union [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: it was like the one second they could both feel alive for both 30 seconds. conservatives are wired for fun liberals are wired for grievance and that's why the marriage goes the other way. we're out there looking for fun. you're not going to get yelled at by your wife for cultural appropriation on taco tuesday in a republican marriage but you might as a democrat. my wife and i met on tinder and the weird thing was it happened nine months after we got married. that was awkward. but the point is we're happy gregg, we're happy. >> greg: kat you met your husband on tinder, he's a arsonist >> kat: he's a veteran. >> well things blow up. >> greg: you're a libertarian,

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