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dana is sweeter than a sugar cube. if you take out to dinner, tomatoes, don't forget the utensils. >> dana: i walked from the elevator all the way around i put the dressing on the salad and then i realized i didn't have a fork. i ate my salad with my fingers. what a great forking story. >> greg: under that suit and tie, jesse has got the physique of a personal trainer gone to pot. if you're headed to a restaurant make sure to bring the tip money. >> after they give you coffee. 10%, 15, 20%. i hate that. it's >> jesse: i'm not afraid to go " 0." do i brag about that? >> greg: you do. judge jeanine is one tough cookie but here's a surefire way to make her heart crumble.

>> judge jeanine: nothing comes between me in my chocolate. dark chocolate, apples. every time i think about that peppermint patty i have a sensation of a cool breeze blowing through my hair and across my long life stress. >> greg: loves that dark chocolate. the key to win geraldo's heart is... geraldo. >> harold: geraldo's geraldo news with geraldo. >> greg: that is the way to all of our hearts. we are doing like fastest on valentine's day. geraldo, what are you going to get yourself for valentine's day. >> geraldo: erica and i have been together 23 years. it's wonderful. i have learned over my long life that diamonds are a girls best friend but if you are not

in that financial place then flowers, roses, orchids. i like something hand wrought. every morning i draw a little sketch for erica. special ones for her birthday. my beloved. bringing her coffee, the queen of my life. rise and shine. >> judge jeanine: that is sweet. >> geraldo: the bottom line. i don't know if you can read it but it's the valentines. 23 years. set and wouldn't last 20 minutes in here we are. laughing, loving, happy valentine's day. >> greg: you have the artistic talent of an incarcerated teenager. that some of the worst drawing i've ever seen i'm not afraid to say so, judge. any tips for a good valentine's day? >> judge jeanine: no, i am over valentines. >> greg: it sucks. it's stupid. it's a virtue signal. >> judge jeanine: i want to

talk about. i can buy myself flowers. i can draw my name in the sand. the miley cyrus -- we listen to barry white in the whole open. valentines is for kids. it's great for business. hallmark cards, roses, candy. diamonds. >> greg: all of those dead flowers, dana perry think about that. we all had such -- they had promising lives and we throw them in a box. >> dana: i think about the small business owner selling them. you should support them. i got two lips, my favorite flower. other than that. >> greg: that means now you've got four. >> dana: at the that we don't do anything for valentine's day. >> greg: that's good. i've got no plans. jesse, are we doing something tonight? >> jesse: you didn't get my card? it's under your pillow. i had big plans for valentine's day and we had lunch

reservations. i got a gift, i had written a card, we had planned on going rug shopping. >> greg: your hair looks great, though. >> jesse: thank you. and then jesse jr. threw up all over the house. in the bed, in his room, down in the family room. it's like the exorcist. not a romantic valentine's day. we have is he sick? >> jesse: he is sick or he drank too much last night. >> judge jeanine: i want to know what you are doing. >> greg: probably going to sleep. up next, biden insulation doing a number on your valentine's day budget. american spending 200 bucks each and dropping over 25 billion. 25 billion on the holiday. that is like a small war. what's wrong with us, america? >> jesse: zelenskyy is our valentine. >> greg: yes. making it one of the most

highest spending years on re record. this is basically a virtue signal, right? it's the first virtue signal. >> dana: i think you should like this. you like it when people commit. people are looking for love. it's kind of stressful. there is anxiety, a little bit of fun, you've got to get the right present. >> greg: geraldo, when i forget, i realize that pepto-bismol wafers taste just like valentine's day candy. take them out of their wrappers from work can throw them in a dish. >> geraldo: the grinch who stole valentine's day. >> greg: this was quite a shock for me. >> geraldo: the judge is right, it's great for american commerce. there is a romantic side of life. everything is not hard-core pragmatism ruthless get a head at costs. sometimes you've got to take a breath, smell the flowers, recognize what it is that you love and the person you're with, the vibes that you had, the

experiences you've had, think positive. thinking romantic terms. >> judge jeanine: how many lives? >> geraldo: i have loved them all. i have been married 23 years. >> greg: is it better to be single than mary? >> judge jeanine: can i tell you how happy i am? i am so happy. it's the whole thing. i can do what i want when i want. if i want to go out to dinner or go to an event, i can go to an event with the guys i want to it if i don't i am hanging out. life couldn't be better. >> greg: what about you, jesse? you're married. you've got to couple babies. it's going to be over soon. >> jesse: you mean my life? if you're single, you have to spend 500 in the city for a date on valentine's day because you have the prix fixe menu. you have drinks. if you do flowers and you have to do the flowers at her work

because she wants to receive the owshe wants to receive them in front of everybody else and they better be good. >> dana: you can't have cuny flowers. >> jesse: at least a dozen. if you're doing a gift on top, that's another 250. >> greg: what if things don't work out, jesse. things don't work out on a date would you demand some of the gifts back? >> jesse: i have done that a couple times but i don't recommend doing that. steve that's the lamest thing you've ever heard. >> jesse: if you're single, you can't go crazy i valentine's day if you don't mean it because you're going to give the girl the wrong impression and you are looking at a clinger. i would take the night off and not go out at all. >> greg: you can be great all year round, why save it for one day. >> judge jeanine: why waste on

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spewing into the air after a train the word off the tracks earlier this month. homes were evacuated under authority started they controlled burn that set off a massive plume of black smoke. just days later, people were told it was safe to return to their homes. but now there is disturbing reports of animals dropping dead and people getting sick. speak with her home should have been cleaned from the onset these people were being marginalized in an effort to mitigate this. >> this is the first time i have been here in a week. i was here 5 minutes and i have a headache right now. you can smell it. anyone who comes here and wasn't been here can smell it. if it safe and okay, then why does it hurt? >> judge jeanine: pete buttigieg making his first public comments about it on twitter. he could have brought it up yesterday but instead made

jokes. >> we have faced issues from container shipping to airline cancellations. now he got balloons. >> judge jeanine: okay. why are these people -- >> infrastructure, you've got off in a neighborhood of color that finally sees the project come to them but everyone in the hard hats on that project doing the good paying jobs don't look like they came from anywhere in the neighborhood. >> judge jeanine: okay. all right. keep saying it so safe, why doesn't buttigieg who just decided to talk about it almost 12 days later, why doesn't he go visit. a >> dana: it was a week ago tonight that president biden gave the state of the union speech of the big portion was about the forgotten man. he was talking, labor unions relay, that's when he was trying to get at. what about these people? they really did feel forgotten for a week. where is female?

why are they on the scene right away? secretary transportation. i understand having a lighthearted moment at an event but this is really serious. i had a friend of her friend reach out on sunday. the fish are turning up dead in the river. that should portend that there might be a very serious problem. fortunately for the people there i think they are in for the long haul here but because of this attention maybe they will be able to get someplace safe where they can wait it out to make sure that it is going to be okay to be there because we don't need long term health effects on top of the fact that their lives are offended. >> greg: in addition to all that we have a recollection of 9/11 when i think it was -- the epa director came out and then the governor. everything is safe. everything is safe and we saw it happen. the shame is it isn't -- it's a poor area, minority area

and no one was really talking about it until. >> greg: you can't blame them because they are busy. mayor pete is busy. he's got some pretty big issues he's dealing with. did you see what he said about construction workers? it's really a problem that their skin color doesn't match the diversity of the community. that's really got to upset people. i remember as a kid walking around and i was very upset whenever i saw a minority construction worker. my god, no, they all have to look like me. that was the secondary -- the primary concern. the things about safety. that was not as important. this is the problem of catering to the woke. they don't have time for real problems so they chase these completely made up ones, train derails a plane but they worry about the white construction worker offending somebody who doesn't exist. i don't believe a single person has ever expressed a problem about a construction worker's skin color. and this was another

construction worker. if you want to talk about a toxic spill, look at what -- woke is newman what politics is doing to every part of life. injecting race into everything including our buildings and infrastructure, infrastructure is racist. >> judge jeanine: geraldo, there are more than a thousand train derailments a year. the truth is -- i looked into what was on this training and in addition the cancer-causing ho hazardous materials, they had frozen food. they had semolina, which is wheat. there was no requirement to even notify the state that there was hazardous waste. >> geraldo: there is that train derailment, several every day. 1700 in the country every year. the main reason is broken rails. the most disappointing member of president biden's cabinet, pete

bouchard. where the hell was he for the baby formula, supply chain disaster, where is he when he wanted to be president. he got the keys of racism early on in his career so now everything is about race. it took greg's point. but in terms of the job of transportation secretary, that's a job, he should be where the action is. if the airports are getting screwed up, he should be at the airports. he should symbolically be there to express a concern of the federal government. it's absurd. i live in cleveland, 80 miles from where you're looking at. pittsburgh is 50 miles away. the first thing erica asked me, what is the prevailing wind? vinyl chloride is no joke. it's like world war i poison gas. you've got to really be very, very careful about it. buttigieg, to me he is very, very disappointing, i hate to

say it, everything -- race matters but everything is not about race. my late brother was the first puerto rican steam fitter in new york, he put the sprinkler system in the world trade center. police headquarters when the planes hit the world trade center, i know about unions. if the democrats are serious about integrating construction work in related industries, they should go to the democratic unions and they should be the people who are in the vanguard of integration. to make a fuss about it without any specifics, it's so insulting to the people of ohio particularly but that smoke is for real. looking out your own window and you're looking at that you're wondering where is your kid? your frog just died and your fish are ballet up. it's pathetic. i think this is really -- and it's getting too little attention.

>> judge jeanine: hazardous chemicals got in the water and killed the fish, how can the epa say the water is really safe and what are the -- long-term effects is that should be terry's go south, the ohio river flows through many states. >> jesse: you can't believe what the epa tells you. it's not a bunch of tree huggers hit the epa. it's much of cover up artists. the only reason people cared about the story in the first place was because animals were dying. you show a picture of dead fish, dead birds. dead whales. oh, my god! fish are dying. rabbits are dying. then all of a sudden, judge. they told us to stay inside for a year because of covid. 99% of people got a runny nose.

this is toxic wmd. got to go back to work. they declared a national emergency for monkeypox. monkeypox. go back to work. he doesn't shoot a chinese spy balloon out of the sky over montana. he's worried about the degree might hit someone. there is a toxic explosion in the state of ohio. it's fine. kids are going back to school. don't worry about it. they have to call these guys, the epa, mayor pete, people that run these trains, so much money over these politicians. i looked at their donations. every politician in america took money from this train company. they've got this whole place wired so they got to haul them in and they've got to be accountable and pay chemical reparation to this entire town or county because everyone's going to have cancer in 20 years. >> greg: i wonder if joe had keyed to that train. >> jesse: the guy can't stop talking about trains until one goes off the rails and it's going to kill everybody. now he has nowhere to be found.

>> judge jeanine: i wonder how many lobbyists were involved in the legislation that says if you only have this percentage of hazardous waste you don't have to alert the state. >> jesse: regulations and three straight administrations, it's a powerful company. >> judge jeanine: the truth is out there but joe biden's lips are sealed on those three mysterious objects that have been shot down. oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah.

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on camera directly to the american people today. >> the american people need and deserve to know more. there's a lot of information presented to us this morning. >> 99% of the information that we are briefed on, there is no reason it can't be shared with the american people. >> a bipartisan view and it's pretty simple. they can say what they know, what they don't know and don't reveal sources and methods. >> dana: white house press secretary with bipartisan concerns. speak of the president is taking this very seriously and he is receiving briefings regularly from his national security advisors. he is going to continue to do that. we are sharing as much information as we can. there is no need to panic. the president took this action as i mentioned earlier because of the objects flying at lower

elevation and they were in civilian airspace and we wanted to make sure that we are protecting the airspace. >> dana: one of the reasons people are saying the commander in chief should speak is for reassurance. i'm not sure that's reassurance. especially if you're mocking people for having concerns. they were the ones who said that the chinese spy flight was not a problem and they shot it down on they are choosing to go shooting things out of the sky without an explanation. there was a pretty bad inflation report. between that and the balloon. hthe president may stay home for a month. >> jesse: or the train. what president could get away with shooting down unidentified flying objects and not talk about it for days? >> dana: none of them would try. >> geraldo: why is he doing

it? >> jesse: because he is not in command. he doesn't know what he's doing. he doesn't know what these objects are. it looks like they might have been weather balloons. he got trigger-happy because his pollster said he looked like an idiot for letting the chinese balloon spy on us the entire way across continents. now it's like anything that flies dies. but keeping it quiet. i heard it from greg. missiles are missing the balloons. we are missing stuff and we can't find the debris. the debris is floating. it's called a lid. the man is calling a lid. i can't -- come out, five seconds. tell us what's going on. what's the strategy. at first they said we're going to be patient and shoot it later and now they are not patient at all. they are just shooting anything. >> dana: they are saying don't worry about it. why not take the opportunity to talk to the american people.

people can take it if you say "we're not sure what they are nowhere on top of it in this and as we know will give you more information." >> judge jeanine: isn't that the reason he was elected question work so sensitive about covid. so reassuring americans could count on his sensitivity. here's the bottom line. never in american history have we had f-22 raptors shooting off sidewinder's over the continental united states. this is unheard of. these are air battles. this president has an obligation to tell us what he knows and what he doesn't know. i am so sick and tired of karine jean-pierre and her word salads. she says three objects are being recovered. the weather prevents them from being recovered but we are going to get those objects. we are going to continue to try. we are going to continue to be vigilant but we think they may be benign. what did that mean? here is the bottom line? if there are and -- are air

battles going on, he has the obligation to talk to the american people. he is too weak. i will tell you with the worry is at the white house according to a source i have. they are afraid he's going to go out and say stupid things because they can't trust them to talk to the american people. >> dana: that and/or they are waiting for someone to blame. >> greg: it feels like we are in this era, not where it's against the law but you're ashamed if you notice things. since when is it wrong to be curious about the government blowing stuff up in the sky? how dare you ask. it's okay to ask. we are not going to give you an answer. so much b.s. on inflation. remember inflation? crime. they deny that there was a crime epidemic. we can talk about war. we can talk about covid. so many times the government has lied to us and then they dismiss our curiosity and while they are doing it, they are still not explaining it.

if a parent talks about drag queen story hour which they don't have a problem with it. and of the gets age-appropriate. if you're talking about the balloons you must be a conspiracy freak. train derailment. food plants. you're a real freak. voting discrepancies. you can get sued. fbi informants. sex ed for kids. anything you actually feel like hey, i just want to know, i just want to know, i'm not saying that there something wrong. i just want to know what's going on. they go, you're an idiot. stop listening to those pod podcasts. >> dana: geraldo, do you think you'll hear from him? >> geraldo: we have to. it's leading to rampant speculation. i have only seen one ufo. i've been around the world, 140 countries, i seen one ufo and i was stoned. the waters off the nation of the bahamas.

what's interesting to me is this silence is leading to more talk of ufos than i have heard -- not in the disrespectful or condescending way. but ordinary, reasonable, normal people talking about unidentified flying objects and aliens and so forth. you can't let that spread. you've got to tell us what the hell is it. it should not be -- you know it's going to leak. you can tell a senator anything. >> dana: it hasn't so far. >> geraldo: i'm surprised by that. but it will. why not tell us w what the holidays. >> greg: it's got to be surveillance over americans. they are surveillance balloons. they have to figure out the story. the balloons are ours. we are shooting down our balloons. that has to be the story.

>> geraldo: something that is so benign. they used to sidewinder's, they missed with one. lake huron, wonderful part of the great lakes. what if it's us? what if it's of kids science project? >> dana: $400,000 apiece. >> judge jeanine: i hear that sidewinder's don't miss. what's that about? >> greg: what if it's a guy in a lawn chair? >> geraldo: the kid supposedly. >> dana: all right, next, what russian disinformation? james clapper trying to rewrite history books on hunter's la laptop. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. with the money we saved, we tried electric unicycles. i think i've got it! doggy-paddle! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ age is just a number,

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>> geraldo: no mea culpa from the spies that lied. he seems like some who got it wrong or reviewing to accept responsibility like former spy chief james clapper waiting to lawyers to accuse politico of having "deliberately distorted the now infamous letter signed by him and 50 other intelligence officials that said hunter biden's laptop was part of a russian information operation. clapper is upset saying there was message distortion. all we were doing was raising yellow flag think this could be russian disinformation. politico deliberately distorted what was said. what's the confusion? clapper himself made the rounds around that time to call the hunter laptop russian disinformation. watch. >> to me this is classic textbook soviet russian tradecraft at work. the russians have analyzed the target. they understand that the

president and his neighbors crave dirt on vice president biden whether it's real. it doesn't matter to them. all of a sudden two and a half weeks before the election, this laptop appears somehow. >> geraldo: with his beads, judge? i don't get it. it sounds to me he said russian disinformation. now he saying i didn't raise a red flag. >> judge jeanine: to start with he is the first signer of the letter. the letter makes it clear. all the classic immersive russian information operation. if we are right this is russia trying to influence how americans vote. we believe strongly americans seem to be aware of it and then it goes into the factors that make them suspicious of the russian interference. need i remind you that this is a man who actually perjured himself in front of congress and said when they asked about whether or not the nsa collects data on americans, he said no.

and then the classic shift of the eye to the left, not wittingly. he knew that it was perjury. they collect data on us. let's talk about the fact that this guy works for cnn. during 2021 and 2022 there were at least 69 appearances he made. on any one of those 69 appearances he could've said you know what appeared politico distorted this letter and i want to take them on. i don't like the way they promoted it. he didn't talk about it. when the twitter files came out it was clear was not russian disinformation. this is a man who lies for a living. should believe a word he says. >> geraldo: maybe i am naive here. my advanced age. someone like james clapper. you would think the esteem they have, gravitas, real patriotism, not politics. it sounds like politics. >> jesse: these guys all lie to you. if you're an intelligence

operative, they are all liars. they live for a living. >> geraldo: when you accuse everyone, don't you give clapper a green pass. >> jesse: no, he went on cnn right after trumpet was elected and told jake tapper he had no knowledge of any russia collusion at all with the trump administration. then he goes on all the cables for the next four years and says trump is a russian asset. don't get me started on the tosha bertrand. the politico author. she is an intel agent. i have no evidence to back that up. leading you to believe her schooling overseas. she might be a dual citizen of spain and the united states. check to see who her great-grandparents are. deep dive. she starts off business insider. she's the one that publishes the

steele dossier. and then she goes to the atlantic and does two years of all trump-putin stooge. then she goes to politico and she's the one they dumped the 51 signers onto about the laptop cover up and then she goes to cnn. she is the woman that all the intel guys give the dirt to them she runs with it. she's either stupid and she just publishes what spies tell her or she's in on it. either way, i'm suspicious. >> geraldo: do you think the network had a responsibility to maybe vet clapper. >> dana: he has been vetted by the government. the biden campaign sent out a flare that said we need covering these 51 guys that we've got you, no problem so they all

signed up. there are 51 of them. many, many more, hundreds and thousands of retired agents who didn't sign this letter who are dismayed about what happened with this letter in these guys basically damaged the credibility of the entire intelligence community and it will take a generation to rebuild that trust. >> geraldo: you think clapper can convince people that he didn't really say disinformation? >> greg: maybe he is floating this because he knows he's going to be before bunch of republicans. but you're right and you're right. for me it's kind of depressing because i grew up thinking spies were cool. movies were made. james bond is a spy and they were always concerned about the security and safety of american then you find out they are just deceptive bureaucrats with the same petty political allegiances and it sucks because now you can't unsee the damage. it's like a government agency has committed infidelity.

you can't -- i can't trust that person ever again. i vaguely need a government divorce. maybe they need to shut down the cia for little bit and start over again because they lied to us. they made us feel like fools. they can't be trusted again and it is depressing. >> geraldo: i don't trust them. i feel like my youth has been robbed. >> judge jeanine: it's like james comey and the fbi. >> geraldo: up next, r roseanne barr. she is back and taking on the cancel culture in a new fox nation special. aren't just ship. they're promises. promises of all shapes and sizes. each, with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you.

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>> jesse: america's tv mom is back and taking names. roseanne barr refusing to let liberals kill comedy in a new special "cancel this," roseanne telling me about her come back to her on prime time. >> after getting canceled, me and all my friends who got canceled, the cancel culture which really sucks, we said if we ever get a chance, a chance to come back, we are going to be even worse than we ever were.

>> jesse: even worse. >> greg: she is on tonight and i'm hoping she is terrible and a good way because she's right. you've got to come back ten times stronger than you were before. she might have made a mistake, she apologized. but that was the worst thing about cancel culture, they denied the ability to forgive. removing that option is dangerous. it took her a long time to get back. >> jesse: is too bad. like a two two and half year ped where cancel culture was white-hot. people were dropping like flies. >> dana: i love her outfit in the special. i have long globe to the show "roseanne," fond memories of watching it in the basement with my sister we had blankets and diet coke's and we would laugh our butts off. >> greg: your rears. you laughed your rear door

glass. >> geraldo: i have who wished her to the best. dave chappelle has gotten away, louis c.k. has gotten away with things that she has not. i don't think she is addressed valerie jarrett directly, the black intellectual being compared to apes or something, that it's inappropriate. reminds me of michael. some things you really have to -- it's not cancel culture. >> greg: from what i understand she had no idea when she was black when she did that on twitter and she apologized. that's the point i was making. when someone makes a mistake. >> geraldo: why explain it that way? >> judge jeanine: because that's how roseanne -- >> greg: , you have never made a mistake, geraldo? you have made a few. >> geraldo: do you admit that you have too. >> jesse: we don't need to go

down greg's road of horrors. >> judge jeanine: the truth is the woman basically said i didn't know that she was black. there is such a thing as redemption. she paid a very, very dear price and you know what, i hope she's more ambitious than ever. good for her. >> jesse: i didn't know she was black. i don't see color. no idea she was black. >> judge jeanine: did you know? i didn't know. >> geraldo: that valerie jarrett was black? >> jesse: greg is going to put you in the headlock. >> greg: i didn't know. >> judge jeanine: i didn't know. >> geraldo: i wish her the best. >> judge jeanine: we all do. >> jesse: up next ... >> ♪ hey, baby, i'm a rock star ♪

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after the show. this is him running to catch a taxi. there he is. couldn't get there. >> greg: do you think that's appropriate, dana. >> dana: yes, i do. i want to be like roseanne and have to apologize and get my own fox nation special. that is an emy named malory ran through down. >> can't spell emu without you and me. >> greg: tonight my show gutfeld, roseanne barr, jamie lissow kat timpf, tyrus that's an all star panel 11 o'clock p.m. i will skip my other thing, judge. >> judge jeanine: if you want your partner to be blown away this year look no further than $250,000 hot chocolate from certaincerserendipity. you and your honey. that's not all you will receive

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watching now. >> greg: they put the name of the hospital on the heart come on, guys. >> harold: good wrench. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" johnny went out and asked people about valentine's day. that's not johnny. >> do you think joe biden know's it's claldal valentine's day. >> joe biden doesn't give a [bleep] about valentine's day. he doesn't give a [bleep]. he is old. he has grand kids. >> bret: did johnny streak the golf tournament thoonchts was a mistake. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. members of congress get briefings on the unidentified objects shotdowns. a few lawmakers though seemed satisfied. a shooting on the campus of michigan state university leaves three students dead. the shooter is dead as well as authorities search for a motive. and our "common ground" segment tonight feature a house republican and a democrat worried about china and doing something about it together. ♪ >> bre