[laughs] a flying squirrel that's it for us tonight don't forget to set your dvrs seo we stay connected "the ingraham angle," remember it is america now and forever i'll see you on instagram giving you an update about the old leg i know you want one. not a leg, and not update. "gutfeld!" next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: here we are. happy wednesday everyone. yeah, a number of another day another joe biden scandal. shockingly hunter kept his pants on which means that it must be time for... ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [laughs] [applause] >> greg: stupid. before we get to the nitty-gritty president joe biden has a special message for us, it's a day late cut him some slack. ♪ ♪ >> happy valentines make no mistake. i mean it. [laughs] come on man it's a true story. [applause] >> greg: yes. all right. well said. i, like that i just ate a bag of expired medications, but at least his heart is in the right place.

wow, how lucky for him that every day is valentine's day and it certainly is for his wife dr. jill. talk about an oral examination. maybe she forgot her tongue depressor. then again, she is a doctor, but what is it with jill biden and other people spouses? they don't just keep it in the family to keep it in the second family. oh stop it. save your clapping from when it matters. back to the matter at hand, the latest joe biden scandal and it's not about hunter or his junk, it is about joe's brother jimbo and i hope to god it is nothing to do with his junk, i've seen enough of the joe biden for sink to paint it in our class. the was hired to negotiate with the saudi arabians a deal only because his big bro. affidavits, whatever those are revealed that in 2012 jimbo was

hired to with the saudis on behalf of an american construction company because of his relationship with joe. no one would dare stick the brother of the vp would be instrumental to the deal. after all the other stiff and that family is joe, or hunter after a handful of his favorite blue pills. apparently, jim was trying to -- for work that they did in the 80s. funny, this seems like it could've been handled on people's court. it would've been nice to see joe biden on a show and set of that one with the puppets. he reportedly said he was often sent to meetings to represent the company because of course the name didn't hurt. to which joe asked what is so great about the name jim? [laughter] of course, the good old family name did not hurt. then it started like an alien's underpants in area 51.

[laughter] so here is yet another instance of the joe biden's training on their money power and influence based on the family name. i don't know what i came from. they should just start a business right? out in the open the motto when he doing the bidding make it abide in, but like what i told bill when i walked in on me trying shorty robe i don't believe in coincidences. if memory serves me correctly and it doesn't jim biden and his wife are also facing scrutiny for alleged involvement in hunters multimillion dollar deal with the chinese oil company, a deal under investigation by the feds. the shady business dealings are becoming more common than spy balloons, trying to romans, and collapsing athletes combined. the g.o.p. led house apparently all be part of their investigations the family.

clearly the family only cares about money. for years joe was spouted off to speeches about how much he cares about the middle class, but under his watch they continue to get screwed from inflation, student loans, is the people that joe claims to care about most truants of footing the bill of his own ineptitude. according to the bureau of labor stats, eggs are up 70% compared to a year ago which means that a three egg omelette is probably now more expensive than a happy ending. and, that's without your choice of toppings. that doesn't just make sense. >> tyrus: it does, it does. >> greg: i guess it does. what about the student loan forgiveness plan? your member the cash for votes scheme? that goes before the supreme court in weeks and if he gets his way will spend more than a trillion dollars giving student loan debt and do so

without congressional approval. he will be blowing up the debt. the people paying for it will be those who play by the rules, the people who paid their debts and managed to do so without asking for a handout. talk about the middle class, who joe claims to champion before he sacrifices them on the altar of the woke. joe, what you have to say for your brother? >> no, no, no look. i know about the stuff. i didn't even know i had a brother. it was jim, i'm joe, he's younger but i'm better looking, it's not a joke, not a joke. and then there's frank, no one talks about him. he has another brother. and the barack obama, my brother from another mother. you know the joke is, he never liked me. [applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests.

her swear jar could pay off every student debt, emily compagno. [applause] he hails from across the pond and talks a bit like james bond, douglas murray. [applause] she is like a bag of popcorn, light, salty, and can fit in the microwave. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, his lunch box came from the container store, my massive sign cake and the heavyweight world champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] emily you claim to be a lawyer i've not seen proof but will go with after the show we need a lawyer. he is denying this this guy jim i've never heard of him. what you make of this? trying to boil this entire thing down using a legal background and 30-45 seconds. >> emily: the salient points that viewers need to understand

is that over eight years ago now, 7-8 years ago, we were go with years in the past. the brother of the then sitting vice president was employed for a private contract issue with the government of saudi arabia. in that dispute was over a hundred and dollars and when it was settled, how it was settled or would just go to award you numerous future contrasts. so what you think all the participants got? they all got a cut so at that time, the director of enforcement of the u.s. treasury department interviewed jim biden in his home. do you think average americans get that honor question what do you think they get the pleasure being interviewed by the director of enforcement at the u.s. treasury department and the comfort of their own living r room? and then having eight years past are known cares about a question mark the only reason were hearing about this now is thank goodness how the -- has his affidavit in his possession all the smiles that are exposing the fact that four years ago which we already know this joe biden family has been

capitalizing on the name to the tune of millions, millions, millions of dollars. including china that you mention. and sacrificing national security and sovereignty. i hope for once that there will be accountability and my faith is in the house g.o.p. >> greg: very good well done. [cheers and applause] one follow-up question, what exactly is an affidavit? is it just a piece of paper? whitey if they keep saying affidavit? >> emily: it's like a written oath. it's a good same thing as a sworn testimony. >> tyrus: it's like when you pinky swear. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: your case that is not a pinky. all right douglas, the more you hear about the joe biden family the more it's all the stuff that the accused the trump family of doing. do you know what i mean? >> douglas: we always kind to mention that i'm a migrant.

eight legal migrant. but a migrant nonetheless. they never offered. >> kat: if you weren't a be really weird that you talk like that. [laughs] i'm just saying. >> douglas: anyhow you remind me of that for once referred to it myself. it was a scandal going on in my country today, there was a politician in charge who charged a taxpayer 100 pounds. it's huge. it's a meltdown. now, i say this because we are so used in america at the corruption and a gargantuan scale. most other countries, most of the democracies governments all over sometimes a church a taxpayer for and off they go. only in america how we put up with a situation where the first family is routinely involved worth millions, millions, millions of dollars. i kind of corruption is just not

common and we have become used to it. >> greg: 100 pounds is $18? [laughs] [laughs] >> douglas: and six shillings. something like that. >> greg: did you have to sweep a chimney when you were a kid? >> douglas: i practically grew up in a chimney. [laughs] [laughs] that's how i earn my way to come to america. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: i loved you and oliver. [laughs] kat, where you infuriated by this news? confused by this news? or jaded by this news? >> kat: a little jaded, also infuriated, because as you say this is par for the course is like a wow people in power abusing it? to benefit themselves?

the thing about joe biden which you mention greg, is the fact that he talks all the time about how the wealth we need pay their fair share and all this other stuff, listen, while you were getting rich and making your family rich. you are making it very difficult for me to get rich. serious, the amount in taxes under the money they leave you with is worth so much less, i don't even need hundred and $40 million of saudi oil money, i would like to buy an apartment. with more than a couple of rooms and it would be really nice in the city where work that is not possible. exactly right. [laughs] i don't have any saudi oil money so what is my fair share of the saudi oil money it's just crazy to me how you can know that you're doing this [bleep], and then stand up there and demonize people who want to keep the money that they earn themselves.

an honest way. [cheers and applause] >> greg: she really wants that saudi money tyrus. >> kat: they wouldn't offer me any. [laughs] [laughs] >> tyrus: that is not me. >> greg: you suddenly realize this why joe biden wanted to politics because they can pull these levers. >> tyrus: there has to be a reason why he stayed in job for 30 years at least now we know why. this is all a pretty ribbon ties altogether we now know all the answers for everything to happen the last six years. there was a report on all the stuff, all the beds in russia from all the stuff that was going on and deals all that they have that packet and the democrats just said let's erase that top name right there. donald trump, that's exactly what it was because everything that donald trump was accused of

this dude did well, no it was sloppy. everybody knew they just wished a couple names are there and they can impeach everybody. because it's probably written in pencil anyway grade put his name back on and impeach him. >> greg: they just can't hold a candle to the hunter laptop. the hunter laptop, it's also got the money. >> tyrus: he was young and innocent and knows the camera used by the director. not his fault. [laughs] >> greg: i stand corrected. [laughs] up next, our day groups in a hurry to admit a curry. [cheers and applause] all my favorite topic. ♪ ♪ aaaaaah. got it. earn big with chase freedom unlimited. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. when you're ready to go, but static says “whoa.”

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>> greg: yes, have the hots for dressing up like mascots. i speak of furry's a type of people who dress up -- anthropomorphic cartoon characters, that was hard for their own gratification. think about high school mascots but there's no high school yet plenty of wedgies and body odor. our audience is really confused. [laughter] because there are always in costume you may not know who her for years he could be anyone or perhaps someone you know. [laughter] what is that sly doing there? anyway, 70% of this furry fandom identify fl lg stomach stomach -

no activists are pushing for acceptance of furry's to be a part of club alphabet as pink news reports that for he is in a sexuality or gender, but there is an overlap between the lg lgq community. there's a beautiful breath of inclusivity that is held many to get to know themselves better. think of all that inclusivity they think about the dry cleaning. the cofounder of the international anthropomorphic research project i can say that word. >> tyrus: nobody can. >> greg: i don't think so. joe biden can't. that's the one where you got. they say that there is a history of bullying faced by furry's especially when they were taken against spayed or neutered.

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it means no women in any part of the building. i'm so sorry you had to see that. women in my right? [applause] >> greg: douglas before we get into this social ramifications of this are you a free? we do not judge i will on occasion put on a costume. >> douglas: i know, i know. [laughter] the rumor didn't start from somewhere. by the way this is art what the guys in times square do? >> tyrus: those are criminals. [applause] >> douglas: there is no

overlap? there's a good dead publication that's website with some people who try to make themselves some money and they tend to the so-called staff. they are forever try to continue the hustle. they did it with the trans stuff that's not the that are. and this has nothing to do with anybody else. the idea that someone happens to be, now has to be stuck in alphabet suit with a guy who was soprano both costume. no. what i don't realize are the kind of activists because they are is what? it's there but there's justice in this thing, and justly wanting. what is it asexual's in this alphabet suit. if the two groups have nothing in common i'm telling you men

are asexual. they have nothing in common. are asexual's going to a bar and type about how much i don't l like? >> tyrus: no they just marry me. >> douglas: i'm sorry. i didn't know i was treading on wounds. >> tyrus: oh you're not. [laughs] [laughs] it's fine she doesn't want. >> greg: tyrus, tyrus, i'm afraid to ask what kind of furry you would be but you believe chris mark >> tyrus: that's easy a grown man i don't fit into the costume. they can have the little soiree group i'm not coming. what is another letter? is not all about inclusion and acceptance and we have to accept all the little letters and ideas and pronouns.

welcome to the game so come on in creepy waters fine go right in their put the f in their hey, we have to be all excepting whatever personal beliefs are our wants are accountability has shown us know, shame on you guys. what the furry's in. get one of those roller things. >> greg: it's hard to go to the bathroom but maybe that's not a problem. >> tyrus: you just want to somehow segue you want to ask the free one question. that's the only question, do you take the furry off to go the bathroom? or you leave it on? >> greg: you've traveled with some interesting groups did you ever data furry? come on. you see what i mean? maybe he share with you. maybe that's why didn't work o

out. >> kat: that would be fine. i mean whatever. so one of my life was in this that be like their business and okay as long as that in get so busy with all the little furry friends that they stop texting me back then we would have a real problem. that's what i could do it actually they can text me back with her hands like that. >> greg: i want if they have little holds for their fingers. >> kat: that i just come out with a business idea? text double gloves? i just didn't text you back i have your answer. >> greg: i think you can afford the apartment now. >> kat: oh, yeah, i'm going to be rich. >> greg: emily rumor this teacher in ontario who identifies as a woman when in fact they are already mad it's a

fetish she is the giant. how long before this identity is that of course would be in the workplace because you identify it's a fetish this identity. we are now embracing fetishes as identity. >> emily: the problem i see is i agree with you it was a few people doing their own thing of course who cares who's in a window in their own thing of course who cares, the problem that i see that this is been embraced by the government why the heck do you think china and everyone else is flying [bleep] in our sovereign airspace? on our watch? it's because this. >> greg: for each? >> emily: no, because this is what everyone is talking about. this is what a primary inference, the causes that we are rallying behind the protest that there on the streets is not actually moving the needle with the government is not actually moving the needle with corrupt multimillions are actually having the value of the dollar be someone available to a dollar

is stupid stuff like this i think it's reason why it's been embraced by the government as well, it's been totally infiltrated by our intelligence agencies or defense agencies all day long pearson emails about here's the flight and here's how you can be connected and here's how you can support their being trained on this will conclusion, the alphabet suit every day all day on anything but protecting our nation on anything but and think about the constitution. this type of massive distraction to me has had real-world consequences far beyond just a sliver of the concert. >> greg: i need to give you an award for your ability to let furry's to spy balloons. come disbelief grew because little news was true. [cheers and applause] i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it.

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[laughter] can news organizations rebuild their tattered reputations which mark after that intro, no. and what is being called a striking new study the country's distressed from what they previously thought which leads us to a brand-new segment called... >> no [bleep] sherlock. ♪ ♪ >> greg: sherlock is a british character my right? he was a too. [laughter] half the country believes national news organizations tend to mislead misinform or persuade the public if the news cnn they might grab your. 25% think the companies aren't out to mislead people, there's the same people who would like more information about their cars extended warranty. meanwhile 23 percent did not agree or disagree either way

they thought that they were doing a puzzle. researchers claim the findings show that there is a deep distress that goes beyond the basic processes of journalism at a one quote that americans don't seem to think of the national news organizations care about the overall impact of the reporting on society. no shocker there. cnn had a show called reliable sources and the only source the host relied on was the one pumping them full of sour cream and bacon bits. >> tyrus: never over. >> greg: the media is a bunch of fakers who could've seen this coming? >> fake news you've a lot of people there, fake news. in the press, the fake news never asked about it. fake news media, fake news, fake news, fake news media. you know the fake news media demo coverage. >> greg: they got that right, did he break the media for good? >> tyrus: yeah, he did. no they broke themselves. he didn't do that he was just

saying we was. they just thought that they were just clever and they can monetize often and ruin him at the same time. and it backfired. so that's what it was, they love them because they can make money off of them and they thought destroying it would keep the party going. because what he do that most politicians never do? a fight back. they fight back at high level. it's a fake news, oh, yeah, here's some more fake news and then keep going and going. the problem is they let that spill into american health during the pandemic they cap fake musing away telling his brilliant gems like you have to wear masks outside. by yourself. [laughter] if you didn't do it something was wrong. and now we are seeing with the trains romans and the mass of chemicals being in the air, yeah sure, yeah it's good to go home we tested that house. they continue to insult our intelligence they don't give americans the opportunity to process and make decisions for

themselves, why? because it's bad for ratings. they're not interested in the story so they want to wrap it up as soon as possible. if that train would've had a donald trump poster on it, they would have nobody there yet. it would be a huge cover would be talk about it nonstop. no we wouldn't be on here tonight will be preemptive so someone with a lot of face makeup will be sadie ending 80 miles away about how he destroyed the atmosphere in o ohio. it's rating based in the all went in on donald trump and the american people sought. >> greg: kat is there something new in your mind? or is it just more the same? >> kat: the story again? the thing is apparently, the media doesn't notice that because we are still doing all the same stuff, i guess maybe i was stupid to not get in on it. being a libertarian, yeah that pays. [laughter] power to the people.

>> greg: i think you should have gone woke. >> kat: i should've gone full victim woke. do you know how popular i would be? out of the spend a lot less time getting ready. >> greg: i also get the feeling that now we do have a common enemy and i think it is the media i don't know anyone who likes media. this might be the one thing that could save america. >> emily: i just think that the media has blood into the government you know? used to be its own entity in addition to being more trustworthy, it used to be just so much more separated and i see now such a chicken or egg factor with talking heads in this demonstration, we saw the lies that tyrus was talk about we saw those amplified just last week right, we saw congresspeople testifying in the house hearing how they were all lies, when everything was not a lie. sought narrative is still being pushed by people who were

insignificant when a train is derailed it's not just immediate that is downplaying it. it's at the behest of the government, it's at the behest of elected officials and people and really powerful positions i don't see this ending unless we have a total overhaul in this upcoming election. >> greg: you know how we found out about the tankard to roam a question mark was from local news has been retweeted. i don't really know what's going on here. but it's i'm seeing it anywhere else except, kate cwm. train derails basis from 2018? at 2023? i can't tell come of it that's what we found out at such a local news was still doing the job. >> douglas: local news was the basis for all news. the good reporters, and regional newspapers for the people who made their way up. they're the people who used to make their way all the way up the newspapers.

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>> greg: is it wise to call a him a him? some north american researchers say this time to illuminate words from the science field that assumes as a binary according to the ecology language project or. the words male and female students to be replaced by producing an egg producing. egg producing? in this economy smart congrats ladies. [applause] i see a side hustle for all you ladies six bucks a dozen. the bad news however for artist formally known as women is you

been reduced to body parts and functions as the way old fat male sexes century ago. of course this is yet another push by woke stirs to control what you say. they really want to grab men and women by the balls. [laughter] some of the proponents said most of western science is rude and colonialism, white supremacy, patriarchy and the power structures continue to permeate the scientific culture. some nonwhite people reproduce differently? one of the like amoebas? and so the words and father will be changed it egg donor and sperm donor which really takes the wind out of those your egg donors so fat jokes. kat, you kind of predicted this you made this recommendation a few months ago that science would be the only way to solve this? remember what you said? men and women should be people

with or without universes. >> kat: today before work i was recording the audio version of my book can joke about that wherever books are sold. [laughs] i was reading the chapter where talk a lot about this exact thing. just because a word does not describe you or you don't feel like that word applies to you the distant mean that we have to do away with that word that is insane especially when words can be used draw common associations and those are really important with things like art or comedy, i don't know, connecting with each other. the vast, vast, vast majority of people prefer the original terms. if you do not believe me, call your mom and egg donor. i bet she will be offended. >> greg: unless that is her name. you never know.

douglas, language is designed for economy it's were the most common words are the shortest. i'm going backwards, regressing even. >> douglas: i want to issue an apology i like to apologize to the world to sam smith. i'm so sorry that we gave the sky to the world he is part of the problem he came out as a mod binary time ago i said no nonbinary doesn't mean anything it just says look at me. and then he came out is more, look you could be he was on a television program today and i kid you not he mentioned that he likes fishing a result connotation and he said, you like in a fisherman? he was serious about it and it was like a good sorry screw t this. absolutely not up for this.

not up for mutilating language all over the place is like some people that want to be locked out a bit more don't be like the language, they could do they like in our lives we just can't go and play this game. it's a denial of reality and it just gives these people, which is endless ability to try to restructure our entire world. no. >> greg: it's powerless people without any talent trying to impose power on you. >> emily: i see it is such a joke because they are replacing male and female with exactly definition which is egg producing a reducing. supreme court justice was in confirmation hearings she was asked to define a woman, no i can't. i'm not a biologist. really because the definition which is given to both sides of unity here for think i you produce eggs which means you have a uterus which means that make you a woman. see want then you can be a man

and men can be women. >> tyrus: those are guys got filled stomach stomach. i'm willing to play the game because i been a sperm donor once or twice and alive. it's usually a derogatory term someone who is not -- keogh plan again. the ones like me have the and the ones like kat heavy eggs. >> kat: not to brag. >> tyrus: just because i don't have spare my can have eggs. so they have to come up with another name. those with beards and those without. two times in my beard can be without? you to see playing with him and eventually it'll just take the ball and go home. >> greg: they had the nerve to steal the mobile. ♪ ♪ diminishes wrinkled skin in just two days.

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♪ ♪ >> a story and 5 words. >> greg: robbed in vegas terrace, it had its catalytic converter stolen while sitting in a vegas parking lot last friday. what is a catalytic converter? >> tyrus: i'm excited that we now can use it for something else.

get the put it in a for ignitions? they're basically driving it dirty. [laughter] [laughter] it's never a good thing. keep that bad boy clean. kat, this weiner is been violated. >> tyrus: they should check this weiner to get fingerprint so we can get to the bottom of this. >> kat: they mustered their way. >> tyrus: and i relish the result. >> kat: are really glad to see you guys having fun. [laughs] [laughs] they are smart though they know what the catalytic converter is. i know what it is. and if i hear about it i just

call my dad. >> greg: douglas, it's a thing that we are supposed to have on our car, but now people are stealing it. i have no idea. these things they sell them on the black market. no not the weiner get your mind out of the gutter. were talking about the catalytic converter. >> douglas: it doesn't look like a very cool thing to steal. >> tyrus: no weiner's are pretty cool. >> greg: emily. >> emily: the catalytic converters are being stolen all of the u.s. so this represent the fact that no one is immune, everything is sort of funny, but what i thought was funny also with the dogs were stolen. you think that while they are in their disco inside the other payload and get some other weiner. [laughs]

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