punishment. robert from arizona: i didn't cry. [laughing]. i didn't cry. i want to make that very clear. even if i did real men cry just like our coach. tucker is next. i am watters and this is my world. >> ♪ ♪ >> tucker: welcome to a special friday night edition of "tucker carlson tonight." we are live. if we use profanity you will hear it. notice how the biggest stories get the least attention? the fake duchessess from santa monica talks to oprah and it's the lead of every morning show. joe biden institutes racial

discrimination that dwarves jim crow and nobody notices. it happened yesterday. there was no press conference. no media coverage. 24 hours ago it happened. biden restructed the u.s. government to discrimminate. he made the announcement on the white house website. they all must ensure they have equity team within their agency to coordinate the implementation of equity initiatives. they will report to the gender policy council. running all of this -- the

largest racial tracking bureaucracyoo although be former president barack obama doing it through his lackey and cut out susan rice. rice a goal is to place the federal government in opposition to a very specific slice of our own population. every single person in the united states will qualify for one of joe biden's many protective categories except straight right men. we are all in this together except those guys who are on the out. it's all of us versus them. straight white men are not protected because they are the cause of the problem. they are the enemy. this is a big change. it has enormous consequences. why would straight white men continue to pay their taxes? what percentage of taxes in the

united states are paid by straight white men? wait, i am working half the year for the government which takes my money and uses it to demonize me and disenfranchise me. i thought we were all citizens. i still have to pay half my income to people who hate me. you did that because you have no choice. the irs has more guns than you do. don't expect a government contract or a loan. you are a domestic enemy now. you are an english speaking version of vladimir putin. it's amazing if you think about it. some day we will pause long enough to wonder how this could have happened in a country that claims to love the civil rights movement. that's in the future. for now the white house just wants us to shut up and

celebrate. henceforth, every official joe biden hires will be a first -- not in the first achievements. better than that. first in appearance. the first person who looks a certain way or sleeps with a certain kind of person, the first in identity. that's what matters. you can imagine it was with deep pride that the administration announced after a gruelling nationwide search they located a gay white house communications director. the news was announced by america's first illiteral white house press secretary. watch her beam -- >> i welcome ben back to the white house. ben is making history. we believe here in the biden/harris white house. the first openly gay communications director which is

very, very important. >> tucker: yay, he is gay. that's very, very important. it's thrilling. finally gay people will know they can achieve something in this country. they can leave their jobs and head to washington for fame and fortune. next thing they will have tv shows on bravo. he is their jackie robinson. what is the difference between a gay communications director and a straight communications director? are they really that different? we were not aware that a communication's director sex life had any bearing. so we called to the white house today. they never explained the difference. we will celebrate with everybody. joe biden is doing that. he told us do not look beneath the surface.

no, appearance is all that matters. not only can you judge a book by its cover, you are required to judge a book by its cover. >> this will be the first cabinet ever that is evenly composed with as many women and men in the cabinet. the first cabinet ever with a majority of people of color. and it has more than a dozen history making appointments including the first woman secretary of treasury and first african-american defense secretary, the first openly gay cabinet member. >> tucker: that sounds amazing. is it a good cabinet? are they capable? that's not even relevant. austin the secretary of dense is a first. we will give him credit for that. the first secretary of defense

to spend million dollars shooting down thrift store balloons in missile. he did it. the first secretary of defense to hand the taliban thousands of armored vehicles. nobody out of that before lloyd arrived. and he wears a surgical mask and a full plastic face she would he was welding. -- shield. he has broken glass ceilings, but his boss did not announce that. his main achievement is his genittic makeup. he was just born great -- richard was not born great. he was born a white man. the bottom of the cast system. that's bad. here's the good news, ladies and

gentlemen, with the help of wig, richard lavine rose above his station. he is a she and she is now an admiral. >> i am the first female 4 star officer of the u.s. public health service. >> tucker: the great thing about richard's new identity it washes away all previous mistakes known as sins. those don't count anymore because richard is now rachel. richard exposed nursing home residents to covid and got a lot of them killed. he evacuated his own mother from one of those facilities. now in women's clothes it's forgiven. that never happened. to mention it is demeaning him. that was his old identity.

the whole federal government operates that way. it doesn't matter how bad you are. as long as you can claim to be a first. pete buttigieg is supposedly the first gay cabinet secretary. is he gay? he was death women not that long ago. he is now and because he is the fact that his tenure has been a disaster for the country is irrelevant. that mushroom cloud over ohio never happened. he is a first. watch. >> i think we have more lbgtq plus people than ever administration combined. this is the most pro-equality administration in history led by guys like pete buttigieg. he needs no introduction. doing an outstanding job of rebuilding america and not just in terms of what he is doing in transportation but helping

rebuild pride in america. >> tucker: i don't know how to pronounce the guy's last name. he is gay. super, super gay so shut up. shut up, he is gay. no one has benefitted more from these new standards more than kamala harris, the vice-president. she hasn't been a success. she was supposed to keep the piece in ukraine. that resulted in a war. supposed to sure the borders. 7 million illegals later you can't say she did a good job. supposed to get joe biden's voting rights bill passed in congress. but she is a first. if she was not on the scene we would never hear things like this. >> we will maintain the perspective that we have in terms of what should be the

relationship between china and the united states. that is not going to change. but surely and certainly that balloon was not helpful which is why we shot it down. >> tucker: is anyone at home keeping track of the use of the phrase in terms of? it's a filler in sentences that dumb people use to give them time to think through what they are saying. a new policy has been announced by kamala harris. that all non-helpful balloons will be shot down. hot air balloon soon is starting soon in albuquerque and across the country. will they be shot down? balloonists across america need clarification? >> but he is a first, shut occupy!

it would be nice to get other claire ifications before our leaders before the timeline runs out. -- we are waiting for a new example from the new supreme court to tell us what a woman is. >> can you provide a definition of the word woman? >> no, i can't. >> you can't? >> not in this context. i am not a biologist. >> tucker: that's amazing. this ahead is on the supreme court. that's not one of the hard questions. recite the constitution from memory that might be a challenge. what is a woman? she is on the supreme court. we just had a federal judge in a hearing in the congress who

did not know what was in the constitution. but shut up, she was a first. vote yes! joe biden apparently is trying to convince us that not only are his nominees diverse, they are firsts. he himself is diverse. watch this. >> i want to acknowledge someone else who means a great deal to our family. rabbi michael from delaware. that's where i received my education. i went to shoal more than many of you did. they think i am kidding. we have a large puerto rico population in delaware. i was raised in the puerto rico community at home. i got my education for real in a black church. that's not hyperbole. that's a fact.

>> tucker: [laughing]. joe biden spent his young years and hitting the torah that was part of the black church. you may look at joe biden and say you are incompetent. you have dementia. you can barely walk. you mistake your sister for your wife. you can't run the most powerful country in the world. shut up! i studied in a black church. talk about a first. i am a first of a first. we wanted to know how is the rest of the country seeing this. this is about to become the law in 30 days. chad, he consider him a first. he joins us tonight. you claim to be gay. [laughing]. now that there is a gay white house communications director do you feel like this is your

jackie robinson? you can achieve something in this country? >> yeah, stop the presses. a game man! i am just -- wow! we need a parade for in guy. hopefully no balloons obviously. this is big news. honestly being a gay man these days is pretty low on the diversity totem pole. it was surprising they felt the need to make a big deal out of it. they take it where they can get it. >> tucker: [laughing]. that was too funny. i can't deal with it. [laughing]. it's all a cover for med meddockrity. who he sleeps with seems irrelevant to the job? >> of course.

joe biden is the president that talked about racial jungles -- and voted against gay marriages and said gay people were national security threats. but he is a democrat and gets a pass. his administration said equity would be their 1 priority. they are holding true to that. why is the number 1 priority? it's a wonderful distraction to do whatever they want and get the eyeballs off what is really going on. keep people divided and focus on this issue that no one cares about in the country. they are doing a magnificent job of upholding it. the media, nobody is digging into this administration like they should. >> tucker: that's right. we need a parade with no

balloons. my favorite line of the week. great to see you. today a small number of passengers stucking in airport lounges looked up at one of the tv's and noticed something weird. don lemon the star of cnn was not at work. sometimes a vacation is just a vacation. but don lemon's absence comes just a day after his laid bare his contempt for his co-anchors. the passive aggressive stick is obvious. he attacked nikki haley as a way of attacking his co hosts. thought he got away with but made it too obvious. >> politicians are not in their prime. nikki haley is not in her prime.

a woman is in her prime in her 20s and 30s and 40s. >> prime for what? >> just like prime. if you google when is a woman in her prime? it stays 20s and 30s and 40s. >> 40s, i got in on that. >> i think she has to be careful about saying politicians are not in their prime. >> prime for like child bearing? >> i am just saying what the facts are. google it. >> tucker: it's always some super dysfunctional family on that set with the drunk guy, dad. we want to take it seriously. don lemon said he got this from google. we went to google and said show us the specimen in his prime. we will tell you what we found. we won't hide the results. full transparency on this show. we came across pictures of don lemon himself.

looking like the international sex symbol he is at the age of 56. look at this man. look at those clothes! is that a cape? no, it's got arms. he is a fashion icon. then posts showing don lemon on the runway. fabulous don lemon. >> ♪ ♪ >> [cheering]. >> tucker: it's so great and the word sassiness comes to mind too. don lemon is in his prime. his experience is being too sexy. was this a way for don lemon to google his pictures? we can't say. the morning meeting today at cnn was awkward. they forced don lemon to zoom

from in miami when he is shirtless on the beach looking like a man in his prime! his apology he read what appeared to be a cliche about women he googled about 3 minutes before. here it is. i believe that women of any age can do whatever they set their minds to. you can imagine in your mind the ladies holding him at gun point, say it. any age. can give birth. it wasn't heart felt. not reality based. it was vehicle. -- ridiculous. if you grovel do it. his co-workers and managers are mad. we hope he comes back because he would lose comedy in this country. when you thought the narcissism

scale could not get deeper in the red and preferred pronouns could not get worse. sam found a way to do it. piers morgan will join us. tax dollars will fund camp counselling on eco-grief. straight ahead.

>> ♪ ♪ >> tucker: preferred pronounce are a signaling mechanism for narcissists and cult members and political activists. they identify who will suspend reality. sam smith is pushing this to an absurdity. he demands to be called a fisher them instead of a fisherman. >> you are a big fan of fishing? >> yes, i do. >> fly fisherman? >> i would be any kind of fisher them. i would like to end my days fishing. >> tucker: piers morgan is host of piers morgan unkensored.

-- uncensored. what do you make of this? >> very disappointeded you have not given me my own pronouns. >> tucker: it's implied. >> we are both in our prime here -- as don lemon would tell us. sam smith doesn't even know who he is. he spent most of his life becoming more chameleon like. in the last month turned up the at grammys as satan and the brit awards in the large black balloon outfit and wants to be referred to as fisher-them but there is only one of him. anyone who has been fishing. when you fish on your own there is just one of you. you are a fisherman that's it.

he is male. when he fishes he is a fisherman. it is not grammatical. referring to yourself in the plural. >> tucker: you made a deep point. he doesn't know who he is. you covered famous people, entertainment figures for decades. do you think there is something about the business that sc scrambles a person's understand of themselves? >> yes, fame is one of the most lethal drugs. it breeds narcissism and attention seeking. he is on a downward spiral with this stuff. this is a serious point that happened in the u.k. recently. if you allow in society limitless identity, you can

identify however you want. there was a case in scotland, a man raped two women. when he came to his trial he put his hand up and said i identify as a woman to get an easier time in a women's prison and be locked away with potential new targets. he was sent to a woman's prison. there was such a fury over there over the first minister of scotland, in the end, he was taken to where he should have been, a male prison. sturgeon just lost her job. one of the most powerful politicians in europe. the head of the scottish parliament for 8 years. she was kicked out over this

scandical. if you can't accept the absurdity. politicians have to be very careful. sam smith i don't care what he or they call themselves. i care when they try to enforce that language on the rest of us. the penalty if you don't identify sam smith as fisher them if the penalty is cancellation. the ultimate sanction, if you don't refer to them, they, he, fisher them in the way they have decided they want to be referred, you must be expunged from society. this is utter madness. >> tucker: if you stumble on sam smith you have to ignore his rod. >> [laughing]. >> tucker: piers morgan thanks for joining us tonight.

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>> tucker: welcome back to "tucker carlson tonight." we have been hearing a lot maybe propaganda but childless women movement and how great it is to be barren. in the interest of gender equity what is the day in the life of a childless man like? no one answers that question. jp sears thought of it. he is here to show us what it is like to be a childless man. what is it like? >> well, tucker, it's great to be on with you again.

i identify as a bald eagle. great to be part of a protected class. being a childless man there is nothing more empowering. i created a little video. >> this is the day in the life of a childless man. i wake up to the alarm of feelings of glorious lonelilone. i can stay a child myself. i write in my journal how the world revolves around me. in the afternoon i treat myself to red light therapy to strengthen my narcissism and enjoy reading about marxism and the benefits of destroying the nuclear family. so good.

before bed, i count my money and think about how it's the true source of happiness. idiots with kids are missing out. i would cry myself to sleep but i am a man. i repress my emotions instead. that's the day in the life of a childless man. >> tucker: you missed the chronic drunkenness. it sound awesome being the center of your universe. >> we know that. my greatest inspirations in life are child less men. don lemon his career is hitting a new trajectory today. i look at lea thomas. what he's accomplished as a result of not having kids. some men are not meant to be

mothers. the canadian trans-teacher with the giantic breasts is an inspiration for me. we have breaking news outside of the classroom the teacher doesn't identify as an absurd looking teacher. >> tucker: that's him right there? wow, i am shocked. i have not seen this before. >> tucker, i was shocked. those breasts are prosthetics. this is a learning moment for all of us. >> tucker: i saw the previous pictures. you could feed a lot of children with those things. i am a practical man. it turns out no. he is carrying his milk in his hand. jp sears thanks for the breaking news. >> you are welcome, tucker. any time i can help.

tucker looks flat chested -- it's interesting how mental illness is a political movement. tax dollars are paying for federal workers experiencing eco-grief. we have details straight ahead. (voya mnemonic.) there are some things that go better...together. hey! like your workplace benefits... and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you be better prepared for unexpected events. for a brighter financial future. thanks. ahh pretzel and mustard... another great combo. (voya mnemonic.) voya. well planned. well invested. well protected. you know what the number one best-selling book in the world is? it's the bible. it's been that year after year, after year, after year. it's the number one selling book in all of history.

why? because it's god's word. it's god's word from cover to cover. every word is true. do i understand it all? no, but i believe it all. and if you put your faith and trust in god, whose word never changes, you'll never be disappointed. see god tells us in his word that he loves us, and he sent his son from heaven to this earth to take our sins, that he died and shed his blood on a cross for our sins. if you've never trusted jesus as your savior, do it right now. just pray this prayer with me. just say, god, i'm a sinner. i'm sorry. i want to turn from my sins. i believe jesus is your son. i want to trust him as my savior and follow him as my lord. amen. if you prayed that prayer, call that number right now that's on the screen. we've got people that would like to speak with you, pray with you but if you don't have a bible, tell them and they'll send you one. god bless you.

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>> ♪ ♪ >> tucker: you are seeing mental illness not only destigmatized but rebranded as a political position. the wild life service are offering eco-grief training to employs who are traumatized by the fact you use a wood stove and drive a silvera d o. the washington times broke this story. jim norton, you have felt

eco-grief? >> no, but it made me root for an asteroid slam into the planet. i would go just to make those people feel worse. everything has to have a special name. it's okay to be concerned about the environment. i see a picture of a 15 pound polar bear holding a tin cup it makes me sad. lump it into the fact your marriage and over and the oceans are rising and you lost your job. it doesn't to have a specific category. >> tucker: it does because it's more important than petty concerns. >> it's silly that some therapist has to hear some guy claim he can't maintain an erection because of deforestation. >> tucker: i don't want to get too specific.

is there a biproduct of global warming? >> i hope so because it's happening to me and i want to blame it on something. >> tucker: think rising carbon levels are responsible for your failure to perform in intimate settings? >> absolutely. normally when it's colder that happens. but the heat is getting me going in the wrong direction. i am taking popsicle sticks to it. nothing is working. this meeting eco-friendly things. there will be couple who meet in these sessions. that will be their origin story. we met weeping over a garb an pile and knew it was love -- garbage. >> tucker: i don't think they will reproduce. i don't think they can.

>> maybe not. it's another example of people needed a unique malady. they need something to put a name on to make their own feelings unique. it's silly. >> tucker: i agree. jim norton, thank you. there are big things in washington this weekend. a gathering you should know about. we will give you details on it after the break.

♪ no. ♪ -no. -nuh-uh. ♪ yeah. oh. yes. ♪ oh yeah. yes. isn't this great? yeeaahhhh!! ♪ yeah, i could do a cartwheel in here. oh hey! would you like to join us? no. we would love to join you. ♪ >> tucker: we told you about this amazing out break of spiritual power. a marathon church service going on in kentucky. people have been praying there continueiously for 2 weeks. we have not seen this in a long time. we hoped to visit and the university told us they loved the show but didn't think

something that pure would be improved by tv cameras. we respected that deeply. we have never been so happy to be turned down. one of our producers went to see it for himself and talk to the attendees. here's what he found. >> ♪ ♪ >> what inspired you to participate in the revival? >> full on the holy spirit. we are 6 hours away. if jesus was right here, we want to come see jesus. >> we had 3 years of covid. we were locked down. it was a sad time for our country and all of the nation. now it's like you are seeing this movement of god. people are hungry for something good. >> ♪ ♪ >> the country and our world is in turmoil.

they need something. that something is jesus christ. it's our god calling us back to him. that's why god is asking america to represent. -- repent. do something different. try god. >> that first night i sat there and just criedism could feel the presence of god. >> the lord is good -- only truthful way to experience what is happening is to ask god and to experience himself yourself. >> our creator god putting this desire in us. specifically our generation, we are seeing so many high school and college students all around come and the general public. we have a deep desire to be filled with something more than anxiety and depression am it's contagious. >> we are called to be a light in the world.

the same holy spirit is around you you right now. you just have to invite him into our heart. >> tucker: a lot of people spent years waiting for this. glad to see it come. people have also waited for normal, descent clear thinking people to say something about what is happening in eastern europe. the first anniversary of the war in ukraine is coming up next week. a massive demonstration is planned on sunday in washington, d.c. starting at 12:30 p.m. at the lincoln memorial. the message is simple. it's non-violent and reasonable and straightforward. stop funding the war in ukraine. tara reid will be there. the author of left out. thanks for coming on. why are you speaking at this?

>> well, i feel strongly -- first thanks for having me. i feel strongly about speaking out against war. you have so many political parties from the right and the left and libertarians leading the charge to this event. it's amazing. you have the people's party and all different speakers like jimmy and ron paul and tulsi gabbard coming together with the message no more endless wars. we spent $100-million of weapons and aid going to ukraine. and the suffering in our own country is being ignored. you covered east palestine disaster in ohio. america is a failed state with these endless wars. we pivoted from afghanistan to

ukraine. this war started in 2014 when the concern coup was put in place in kyiv. that was revealed by julian who should be freed. he published the truth about what nato was feeling. the speakers ask to abolish nato. it's not a peace keeping force. it's aggressive. it's pushing up against the borders of russia. we are closer to the bring of world war iii. many of your viewers may not know but kyiv has a ukraine kill liss. there are 337 children on that list. one is 14-year-old they talked to. roger waters is on that list. the director, oliver stone. it's sponsored by the ministry

in kyiv. 12 journalists have died. it should be taken down. there has been a lot of war crimes including what just happened with nord stream 2 and the u.n. security council will have a meeting about that next week. they brought forward the reporting about how america was involved with norway in sabotaging the nord stream pipeline. we are saying no more billion dollars to ukraine. no more money laundry scheme. we want peace. if lies can start a war, then truth can bring peace. >> tucker: and turn the focus back on our own country. i agree with that.

thank you very much. >> thanks for having me, tucker. >> tucker: a lot of pressure not to say that stuff. you can stream the death of comedy on fox nation. see you on monday. >> ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "hannity." i am jason chaffetz in for sean. it's a bird, it's a plane. it's a $50 research balloon from an illinois hobby club. the biden administration has no idea what they shot down and might