woman. and, women, fight hard, fight back, never stop fighting if you're attacked or threatened >> that is it for us tonight. i have an update on instagram so go there, check it out. yeah, okay about the leg, you ask about the leg i have to give you details and greg gutfeld who doesn't want to hear about the leg is up next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> oh, yeah. yeah. don't stop. okay, you can stop. wow. i hope this show doesn't suck. ha ha. it never does. happy friday everyone. you know what we do on fridays?

well, the first thing, welcome the guests. she's the best thing to happen top sunday since church and football, host of fox news sunday and author of the love stories of the bible speaks, very a rousing, the evil shannon bream! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: it's been less than two months and democrats are already wishing they had voted for him. former new york congressman lee zeldin! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: she considers crawfish to be the sixth food group, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: and, finally, she's never been told you should come here more often. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. before we get to some news

stories, it's time for this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yeah it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading these so don't blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had his annual physical and he's in perfect health for a man his age according to his team of pail general paelentologists. this week in england a letter lost in the mail finally arrived at its intended dress in london more than a century later. or as the us postal service calls it, ahead of schedule. evergreen, make fun of the postal service >> stanford university researchers have discovered the average penis size has grown 24%

over the past three decades. which proves again stanford's got the hottest researchers in the business. [cheers and applause] >> greg: meanwhile scrotums are apparently shifrnging according to a study from the college of researchers with cold hands. cover your ears, shannon. what would the women of the bible think? this is not in the bible. oh, god, it gets worse. a german ballet director was fired this week for rubbing animal feces on the head of a critic. but he claims it was all a mistake as he thought she wanted to go out and get [bleep] faced. [cheers and applause] >> greg: if that's bleeped at home, that would rhyme with bit faced. in a recent interview chris

cuomo said after getting canned from cnn he considered killing himself. which is a shame because that means he finally understood how his viewers felt. terrible. we wish you well, chris. come on my show, bring the q tip. california woman who dined at a cheesecake factory claims her boyfriend found a rubber glove in his fried mac and cheese balls. doctors say eating such a thing could be fatal so the rubber glove likely saved his life. good joke. >> a new study suggests men have more success in online dating if their profile includes photos of their dog in it. those who have the least success? men with pictures with their wives. [cheers and applause] >> greg: the national inconstitutes of health claims to have made a break through towards creating a male birth control drug which men could take right before sex to get full protection. researchers haven't decided what

to call it yet but are leaning towards its street name cocaine. i don't get it. a man has been arrested and convicted in england of stealing almost 200,000 cadbury cream eggs. and i believe we have the mug shot. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: now to some news. so where the hell is don and is he as good as good. another cnn gas bag potentially biting the dust as cnn's air gantt a hole wasn't at work after coming under fire saying presidential candidate nikki haley is past her prime because she's 51 years old. yeah, me, too. hashtag. although asking don when a woman is in her prime is like asking a vegan how he likes his filet

mignon. mignon, is that what i said? i don't care. lemon and his cohost were chatting about nicky's suggest about politicians over the age of 75 should take mandatory competency tests which would be a good idea for cnn hosts as well. then this happened. >> nikki haley isn't in her prime. sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> prime for what. >> we need a qualifier. you talking about prime for child bearing or are you talking about prime for being president. >> don't shoot the messenger, i googled it. >> i like he said sorry right after words because he knows i'm [bleep]. but, but that's missing something. >> nikki haley isn't in her prime, sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: but that's only part of

it. my favorite quote. >> don't shoot the messenger i'm just saying what the facts are. google it >> greg: google it. it seems that's his answer for everything. so mr. lemon is there any reason why we should keep you here at cnn? >> google it >> greg: since then he was conveniently off this morning and cnn's chair man put him on blast on a call with colleagues today. for his part don tweeted his comments were inartful. inartful? they sure were recommend brandt. fact is the older woman is the better, she'll have more experience knowing how to properly iron my sports. >> another sexist who's worse would say >> greg: see, that's how you do it, lemon, you back yourself up with a little thing called a nexio so whenever you say something it comes up and undercuts it. shannon you're an expert on women, especially women in the

bible. what do you think of don lemon's comments. >> shannon: i'm apparently past my prime so i don't know i can comment on these things. i had a transition plan i was going to go to the villages next and then go to full assisted living care but i think i'm going to get my walker and head right down to the nursing home based on what he had to say. [cheers and applause] >> greg: obviously his error was bringing up reproduction when we're talking about cognitive function but he thought he was being clever he's stupid. >> shannon: unlike you he's trying to apologize you're not going to apologize, you own them >> greg: that's a sexist would say, not me. i'm going to skip you lee and go to the other women first because that would be sexist if i asked your opinion. so here's my theory day daying

and, why he's gay and black and liberal so he thought he was impenetrable and he flew too close to the woke sun. he was playing woker poker and he lost to a woman. >> dagen: yes >> greg: how's that? >> dagen: i have never, ever wanted to work at cnn until now. just give me 24 hours with don lemon. because i am over the hill and through the woods. and i've walked through the valley of the shadow of death and i fear no evil. [cheers and applause] >> greg: but because of my age, i have learned how to drive a man, in a very short period of time, into a blind rage and into

a psych ward without really ever uttering a word. >> greg: yeah. >> dagen: he'd quit in a day >> greg: i find him entertaining kat but i love his defense. did you hear his defense? some of his best friends are women. he said that. and he mentioned a couple women, dana bash and somebody else. imagine if somebody said to don lemon oh, yeah, some of my best friends are gay or some of my best friends are black he would say that's exactly what a bigot would say. he's using a sexist argument, some of my best friends are women so i can be sexist. what say you >> kat: i love how he was so confident saying google it, it's not me, i don't think that it's not me saying that google it. when really no one else has ever said that women have an exactly 15-year window between 35 and 50 before they're allowed to be president. as you mentioned, he must have been referring to the like stigma of female aging when it comes to, you know, sexual

desirability, which is [bleep]. i know a lot of hot women in their 50s. but even if that's what he's referring to, what was he saying with that? that like you need to have society at large want to bang you if you want to be president? >> greg: i think >> kat: i do not think people feel that way about joe biden. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. although there are a few perverts in accounting that would take a stab at it i'm sure. perverts. lee, you're a man. some would say a good man, a fair man, an honest man. what do you glean from this situation? >> lee: i mean he's not going to say anything about kamala harris, hasn't. i think she's 58. >> greg: yes. >> lee: didn't say anything about hillary clinton. >> laura: good point. >> lee: clearly he's being a partisan. he is daring cnn to fire him, double daring triple daring and if you don't take a stand over

at cnn you have other people who are like don lemon over there who are going to keep pressing further daring those in charge to actually show any amount of standard. he is a lemon, he should be given back. i would say with regards to don lemon at this particular point in time, you know, when he's talking about who's past their prime, who's in their prime it reminds of an opening scene of major league and they're putting together a roster to finish dead last and they point out most of these players have never even had a prime. credit, nn is stacking their roster don lemon at the top is like the captain of a team, don lemon never even had a rhyme >> greg: no. and the best part, think about this as an idea for fox, right? this show does a special, because lemon's going to be gone in a month. we get lemon, lemon, chris cuomo, brian stelter. kat and tyrus over here. but a special cnn reunion and we

do it. it's like a very brady reunion remember that? you know who has to be happy is chris cuomo because don lemon stabbed him in the back when cuomo got fired he said why are we paying him because he got a severance. why should we be paying him. so cuomo must be smiling ear to ear. that was weird i did that with my finger. little update, george santos agreed to do the show on twitter. but on one condition, and, of course, he won't tell you what it is. what a freak. it's like as long as he doesn't tell me the condition, he can't be on the show. i would love to do your show but on one condition. what is it? i'm not telling you. we're not going to dinner, george, if that's what you think >> kat: i'll go to dinner with him >> greg: if you're going i'm

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where he was so big he sells to smelly fat guys. into a recent school board meeting district officials gave a brief update on their dress code policy they're still trying to figure out. like what comes after triple z. and when does a bar need rebar? that's a steele reinforcements girls. the full policy will be presented on march 1st and we'll be all over it like a wet t-shirt on a chubby kid at the beach. always felt bad for them. meanwhile about those ufos shot out of the sky by the u.s. military, saver yeggs week reports one of the balloons recently shot down could have belonged to a hobbyist club in illinois. and for what it's worth they've already offered to surrender. the northern illinois bottle cap balloon brigade apparently lost one of its cheap party style balloons similar to this one. well, i guess that's it.

on february 10th off the coast of alaska. which by the way is the most exciting thing to happen in alaska since jamie lissow shoveled his ex-wife's driveway. husband's just standing there. apparently the object would have been floating over the yukon territory on february 11th the same day the i will p taker shot down an unas i remembereded object in the same area. this typically costs between 12 and two hundred bucks. meaning a $200,000 fighter jet shot down something that's cheaper than brian kilmeade's care bear collection. but if he wanted to shoot it down quick and easy they should have just hired alec baldwin. he wouldn't have even had to pull the trigger. [cheers and applause] >> greg: lee, here's your

choice, big balloons or big balloons? >> lee: notice, it took more than one shot, too, of the really expensive missile they couldn't get it the first time around and the decisiveness of president biden and the biden administration in going after a kid's balloon as opposed to a chinese spy balloon that worked its way across the country before they took it down. shannon and i were talking a bit beforehand and she pointed out that, you know, the story of this teacher is maybe even more so the fact that, you know, the nipples are popping out of the shirt. and i think that your story actually it's a perfect connection if you think about it with the chinese spy balloon. it wasn't the balloon itself that caused all the controversy, it was the little thing sticking out doing all the spying. >> greg: excellent. excellent point [cheers and applause] >> greg: he should have been governor! he should have been governor! [cheers and applause]

>> greg: you know, dagan speaking of the balloon being shot down this is probably the biggest thing to ever happen to a hobbyest. ever since bobby smith had that little civil war toy soldier removed from his, you know, thing >> kat: welcome to the show shannon. >> dagen: exactly shannon. so i thought a lot about these two stories, combine the two. like i'm thinking of kids. why haven't the kids in the school figured out a way to deflate? >> greg: well, if you pop them. here's the question if you pop the balloon, would the teacher go like this? that would be interesting. >> dagen: exactly. or maybe the school could figure out a way to fire this teacher

for being a garbage crap shop teachers without teaching the kids to build a newfangled or old fangled sling shot to deflate the boobs with. >> greg: i think the parents have ever right to ask, like, when can a man's fetish be described as actual part of a dress code. that opens the door for everything. and then all of a sudden you're going to see kilmeade show up in that thing he wore last year. and what about the rights of the students not to have to deal with this stuff? kat, where -- which story would you like to address? i know you love the story about the ontario teacher >> kat: yeah, obviously not the one i am out of things to say. yeah, i just, with the balloon, i never, ever, ever want to have anyone ever say that i'm a selfish jerk for complaining about taxes ever again when they are going towards spending -- it

was actually $472,000 on shooting down a hobby balloon. and like that's not even -- the government does that every day, spends money on dumb stuff. and the fact that also, not only do they do that, do you remember that kind of attitude like yeah, we shot it down, we got it. joe biden's all like, yeah, i'm a bad bitch. like, no you're not. like the equivalent of me when i sing rap music. it's a joke. i'm a white woman that works in corporate america. shooting down a balloon with a muscle like that come on. >> greg: he's like a guy who got humiliated a guy in a bar fight who now attacks everyone who looks like the guy except they're balloons not actual people which i guess is a good thing. shannon you have the choice, big balloons or, you know, big balloons. what would the women of the bible pick? [laughter]. >> shannon: be that as it may, i will start with the one that was shot out of the sky.

>> greg: gotcha. >> shannon: it was two so $472,000 times two. >> greg: right because they missed. >> shannon: almost a million dollars taking down this $12 balloon, $12? so we now owe those people $12, so now almost a million dollars. and i can't get over the name. what's the name of this group, the bottle cap. >> greg: bottle cap brigade. >> shannon: all i could think was the appear ale dumpling gang. >> greg: right. that was back when disney made movies. >> shannon: before walt came back to haunt them because unhappy. >> greg: right, there was no pronouns in the apple dumpling gang. >> shannon: as for the other story i think it's the anatomical correctness that's the issue and even if they were natural append angst from the body i think any parent would have their questions about their kids being exposed to this every day. >> greg: especially the father. first question, what are you doing later. what are those doing later. we don't need you.

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pushed him i said bro, what the f are you doing. get away from me stop trying to touch me. he started chasing me around the bench and we ended up on the other side of the gym. >> greg: that's not considered a workout. first, not only is this guy a [bleep] pervert he's also stupid thinking he could overpower a chick with quads like that. thanks to being fearless and tough as nails she escaped and the attacker was captured a few hours later while trying to enter another woman's apartment. you think after getting his ass kicked by an unarmed woman he would crawl back from under the rock from which he came. maybe he assumes perhaps correctly if there's no consequences anymore why not keep trying and if he gets arrested he could just identify as a woman. he reportedly told authorities he went after her because he wanted to have sex and thought they were pretty. what a relief. we were worried he might be a pervert or something. but who cares why he did it. fry the [bleep]. she says she hopes her experience will inspire other women to fight back and maybe

get kat to try some free weights. [cheers and applause] and if you're at a gym with her make sure you put your weights away when you're done or she might just beat your ass. what do you say kat? what did you see when you watch this. were you like i could never do that? did you see her body strength? she was tossing that guy around >> kat: the first thing i thought is i was so disappointed to see that he's a red wings fan. and, yeah, i don't know how you could tell i don't lift weights. >> greg: does this inspire you? >> kat: i would just be to be like i'm on your side. you're a wing fan me, too. like hey, hey, hockey town. that would be -- i would have to just -- if i was ever kidnapped i would be like you picked me out of all the girls and just hope that they had would be like she's too high maintenance. they'll throw me back out on the

road. >> greg: whenever i look at these videos it's almost always the women who are the victims and it's strange feminists aren't around to point this out and when they get arrested they're claimed they are women and put back in places where there are women like women's prisons. >> dagen: here you don't even need to claim that. they put him right back out on the street. if shy was injured she would be in the emergency room longer than he would be in the police precinct. i couldn't fight him off but i could stand up for because i own a lot of knives and scissors. i would go looking for him. my only public service announcement is don't go to the gym. that's the best one. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> dagen: best form of self-defense. stay safe people stay at home. >> greg: people forget the gym in the apartment complex is kind of like not really part of your apartment complex, you know? it's like there, people know where it is they can like come in. but they should have had

somebody there. >> dagen: but the people who go to these gyms like in the apartment complex, not this woman because she's clearly doing free weights and she's amazing and she fought off this gross attacker. but it's usually the woman who's like i'm going to go walk on the treadmill and then go to brunch >> kat: that's true i go to the gym in my apartment complex. >> dagen: but it's a brunch of chicken fried french toast biscuits sausage and bacon and bottomless mimosas which will last you, calorie-wise, 12 days. so it's the exercise versus the brunch that just does the offset doesn't make any sense. >> greg: i was not expecting a sa little question on gyms and brunch. what did you think when you saw this. >> shannon: my adrenaline shot up when i saw this what a bad ma'am jam a she is taking this dude down. >> greg: what is a mamojamma?

>> shannon: it's in the bible. look it up. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that is shannon's way of saying google it. >> shannon: right, goaling it. >> greg: the bible was the original google. >> shannon: i know. everything you need to know about your life is there. >> greg: i interrupted. >> shannon: that's okay. my late father was a law enforcement officer so he made sure at a very early age i had my own 38 special knew how to clean it take care it and properly store it. in florida she probably could have taken that to the gym too. not that you want to find yourself in that situation but women should do everything they can to prepare themselves. >> greg: i like that she didn't hesitate. >> shannon: exactly. >> greg: she didn't hesitate at all but part of the reason she didn't hesitate lee is she was built. this is why going to the gym and working out gives you the confidence to like -- like she wasn't going to let him get anywhere. it's a shame she didn't knock him unconscious. you campaigned on this crime

wave and it's like, you see this stuff. what are you thinking? >> lee: i remember here in manhattan there was a rape, a sexual assault that took place on the east side. so the next day we're doing a press conference and we're getting heckled. we're talking about all the ways to make women running for, you know, at 6:00 a.m. for a jog to be safe in their journey and they're yelling at us like as if it's fake news. this actually happened. >> dagen: i was there. i ran by when you were giving that press conference and people were shouting you down about gun control laws when they have the most gun control in the entire country. ithank god -- >> greg: again an articulate statement. >> lee: the over/under on her ability to body slam tyrus. >> greg: you're only saying that because he's not here. >> lee: i actually might take her if they were in the ring together. she is a strong woman.

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>> greg: they're no longer ready for work that's steady. true college grads fear starting a career. according to a new damning survey almost half of recent college graduates are not emotionally prepared for a 9:00 to 5:00 office job and the other 50% said the survey was too much

work to fill out. according to the poll most workers in their 20s said they felt burnt out every week. now, we'd go to what's left of the greatest generation ever for a comment but they're too busy laughing their balls off at these with uses. 47% suffered from anxiety 31% from depression the others suffered from mental cog anythings for all these years eating tide pods. who can we blame? well colleges failed to help students enter the work force. i don't get that picture, but okay. so strange. [laughter] >> greg: all right. leave it in. i've got a producer in the control room saying i don't care what he says, i don't care what's to blame. biden.

i'm putting biden up there. but it's college. because academia prioritizes woke agendas over education. so who would have guessed that teaching kids things like time was invented by white people and therefore racist would make them reluctant to working 40 hours a week. anyway women also seem to report suffering more office related mental struggles then men and that's nothing to be ashamed of ladies a stapler is a very complicated piece of equipment. >> don lemon would say [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. and for struggling women experts say one mental health trick they can use in the workplace is to find a quiet corner and fold some laundry. >> don lemon would say again. >> greg: all right, dagen, you know, i remember when i was graduating from college i was

terrified going to work but you get over that your first or second day. is this any different? are they different now? >> dagen: no, they're hungover and high as hell. it's not that they're stressed out by an eight-hour day, they're just -- it's an extension of college. they haven't -- you figure it out by 29 or when you get fired and have to move back in with mama and daddy. that's how it -- so it's no different whether they're zoomers or not. they just, they want to be at home napping, watching bama shore. >> greg: i'm for legalization but i always said that, you know, you shouldn't start smoking pot until you've already accomplished something because you will not accomplish anything. if you get it reversed, if you start smoking pot, you're not going to get that great job. but if you get that great job then the pot becomes like your martini. you come home, you smoke a little and then everything's

great. but if you do it -- i know so many people that got it reversed and they amount to nothing because all they do -- they waked and baked for like 20 years. before they know it, they couldn't get a job. and i'm not talking about you shannon, because you -- does this ring true to you, the problem with kids today? i hate -- we sound so old. >> shannon: i know, kids out there my lawn. >> greg: sitting at home. >> shannon: i remember law school was hell on earth and i came to that and went to work for my firm as a young associate you're working a hundred hours a week or else so i have a hard time relating when they say burn out because isn't that what your 20's supposed to be, you don't have money it's hard to put things together. the 20s aren't supposed to be you won the lottery working 20 hours a week. >> greg: you're supposed to work for people like me who terrify you. because that's what happened to me when i was young. right. >> greg: you know what was really weird lee.

it's the first time you were working with people that were older than you and you realize that they're not smart. as a kid you always thought adults were smart and you get to a workplace and you're sitting next to a 50 year old dude who's just like an idiot. and i'm not talking about >> kat: you said it, not me. [cheers and applause] >> greg: just go ahead, clap, clap. she won't be here monday. [laughter] >> greg: what if these kids are right? maybe we're overemphasizing work. huh? maybe because of ought makes and robots and artificial intelligence we're supposed to follow our dreams literally now. >> lee: or maybe we're raising these kids to be lacy pansies when they grow up. maybe the covid pandemic had, for years these kids going through high school and maybe into college where they had all sorts of time off, they didn't

have to take tests, they're able to come up with all sorts of excuses. even remote work, a lot of people don't even want to show up to work and they should. they feel like they're entitled to it, a sense of entime coming out of the pandemic. i don't know what the bible says in it but i was in 82nd airborne division and there was a saying there, suck it up airborne. you have a job, a mission to accomplish. you work long hours in that job, we don't want to hear your complaints. and something has happened in the last few years where this sense of entitlement they're not working hard. i've heard of work hard play hard, we have some work hard work hard. this is a generation of play hard play hard. >> greg: suck it up airborne. i'm going to use that tonight. you know, i also would add -- [laughter] >> greg: i would add identity politics which is training people not to work with others.

like you cannot cooperate now with people that are different from you and so everybody's getting splintered off into their own groups and that's an achievement. it used to be everybody worked together but now with identity politics your identity comes before cooperation. kat, don't you agree with me? >> kat: i don't think that i've ever been emotionally prepared. >> greg: yeah >> kat: i mean, depression, anxiety, i have these things, right? i have mental health stuff i deal with. but that's the thing, you deal with it. it's not your fault if you have these sort of issues but it is your responsibility to deal with them. you know, if you are going to expect that the world is going to revolve around you and your sensibilities and filings and issues, that's not something that deserves compassion because you're being selfish at that point. that's being selfish. >> greg: you know who always thought the world revolved around them? the sun.

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♪ >> greg: five words: trans age is now a thing. kat, trans age activists claim that age is a social construct and society should accept individuals based on the age they identify as. is this new? don't women do this already? a sexist would say! >> kat: no, i agree with this. >> greg: really? tell me about it >> kat: i want to get on the record right now that i identify as 30. therefore, going forward in the future decades of my life, insurance will have to pay for all my plastic surgery. >> greg: excellent. i didn't think of it that way but now i won't. shannon isn't this a perverted way for men to hang out with kids because he can say i identify as i 13 year old let me play dodge ball with you. >> shannon: i'm frightened by that.

>> greg: i think that's what it is. >> shannon: i covered a case by a guy in amsterdam he was 69 and said he was age flue educate and wanted to change his age to 49 because of the dating apps and his friend just said why don't you use a different app and said i don't want to lie. so he wanted to go to court to change his age from 69 top 49 but didn't want to lie >> kat: i can't imagine why he's single. >> shannon: with seven kids no less. he was looking for someone to help him with his seven kids. >> greg: this is very creepy. >> shannon: it is creepy. >> greg: think about this, lee. let's say this spreads to teen-agers the same way this trans movement has and a teen-ager let's say a nine year old girl identifies as a 30-year old woman, then that means the slink who's treating her who says that's true can date her. that's freaky stuff. >> lee: you're 9 you want to be 30 you're still 9. if you're 18 you want to be more

mature you're still 18. you're 40 you want to be 30, you're still 40. and this is just that continuation of, you know, you're a man and you can't have a period, you're still have a man. who can't have a period. >> greg: if you identify as a 22 year old you'll finally be able to date leo dicaprio. >> shannon: too old. >> dagen: yeah, more like 18. but he's real bloated now. >> greg: yeah, he is. >> dagen: i can do better. >> greg: he's not in his prime. >> dagen: no, he's not. i do buy this. i have always been a crusty crotchety 68 year old bitch. . >> greg: i don't think this is what this is about. i think this is about weird dudes who want to wear diapers. that's all this is, and it's going to be a thing. we're watching this stuff happen so fast and everybody's so

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