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racial discrimination that dwarfs jim crow. and nobody seems to notice that happened yesterday. by the way, did you know that? >> probably not, because there is no press conference or signing ceremony, no media coverage. >> but twenty four hours ago, it happened. biden restructured the entire executive branch of the u.s. government to discriminate on the basis of immutable characteristics. he made that announcement in the white house website, and it proclaims that within 30 days, every federal agency, all of them from the department of justice to nasa, to the social security administration, all of them all must quote, ensure that they have a equity agency ,equity team within their respective agencies to coordinate the implementation of equity initiatives. and these maoist equity teams report to something called the gender policy council. and the white house, quote, environmental justice officer, is the environmental justice officer carry a sidearm? >> we don't know, actually . we do know that running all of this, which is the largest racial tracking bureaucracy

since the fall of nazi germany, will be former president barack obama. and he'll be doing that, as always, through his long time blackey and cutout susan rice. >> rice's goal, the goal of the entire initiative is to place the federal government, all of it in opposition to a very specific slice of the american population, not a foreign population. our own population. >> here's how it works. every single person in the united states will qualify for one of joe biden's many protected categories except straight white men . >> so we're all in this together, except those guys who are on the outs. it's all of us versus them straight white men . they will not be protected because they are by virtue of being straight and white, male. the cause of the problem, they're the enemy. >> so this is a big change. it's got an enormous consequences. among other things, it makes you wonder why would straight white men continue to pay their taxes? and by the way, what percentage of taxes in the united states are paid by straight white men ?

that's one statistic you never hear. why is that? but if you're one of them, you may wonder, wait, i'm working half the year for the government, which takes my money and then uses it to demonize me and disenfranchize me from a government i thought i was an equal owner of. i thought we were all in this together. we're all citizens, but i seem to pay half my income to people who hate me. >> why would i do that? it seems masochistic. will you do? because you have no choice. the irs has more guns than you do. it's that simple. meanwhile, don't expect a government contract or an sba loan or even decent service from the clerk of the dmv. you're in a domestic enemy now. you're an english speaking version of vladimir putin. the equity agenda is your personal sanctions regime. >> it's amazing if you think about it. >> and someday we'll all pause long enough to wonder how this could have happened in a country that claims to love the civil rights movement and build monuments to it. but that's in the future. for now, the white house just wants us to shut up

and celebrate because henceforth every official joe biden hires will be a first at the first achievement, not the first in the class. no better than that. much better. first in appearance, the first person who looks a certain way or sleeps with a certain kind of person, the first an identity. >> that's what matters. so you can imagine it was with deep and justifiable pride that the administration announced that after a grueling nationwide search, they had finally located a white house communication director . harry, the news was announced by america's first illiterate white house press secretary. >> wotcher being. and i look forward to welcoming ben labolt. as you all know, he has been announced to replace kate as communications director . back to the white house. i also know that ben is making history. as you know, we believe here in the entire white house that representation matters. he will be the first openly gay ,uh, communications director , which is very, very important

indeed. >> yay, he's . and that's, quote, very, very important. >> it's pretty thrilling. finally, gay people will know they can achieve something in this country. they can leave their jobs at the asphalt plant and head to washington for fame and fortune. next to the tv shows on bravo. the possibilities are exciting. >> he is there. jackie robinson. but you do wonder what exactly is the difference in real life between a communications director and a straight communicate director ? >> are they really that different? we weren't aware a communications director , sex life had any bearing on his official duties. but then we don't know everything. so we called over to the white house today to see how this new communicates director will be a massive upgrade over the last straight communications director , unfortunately, never explained the difference. so we're going to have to take it on faith and to celebrate with everybody else. >> joe is doing that as he's told us repeatedly, do not look beneath the surface.

>> no appearance is all that matters. only can you judge a book by its cover. yes, you can. from here now you're required to judge a book by its cover. here is this will be the first cabinet ever that is evenly composed of as many women as men in the cabinet. this would be the first cabinet ever with a majority of people of color occupying this cabinet. and it has more than a dozen history making appointments, including the first woman secretary of treasury, first african-american defense secretary, the first openly gay cabinet member, and the first native american cabinet secretary. >> well, that's amazing. that's amazing. it's like old time, benneton adds. the question is , is it a good cabinet? are they capable or new ? >> that's not even relevant. lloyd austin, we should say the secretary of defense is definitely a first. and we're going to give him credit for that.

he's the very first secretary of defense to spend millions of dollars shooting down thrift store balloons with missiles. that's never happened. and he did it. he's the first secretary of defense to hand the taliban thousands of armored vehicles, drones and helicopters to build their own army for free. nobody even thought of doing that before it. austin arrived. and of course, lloyd austin is the first defense to wear not simply a surgical mask to protect himself from a flu virus, but also a full plastic face shield like he was welding. so you can't say lloyd austin hasn't broken important glass ceilings. he has, but weirdly, his boss didn't mention any of that. as far as joe biden is concerned, lloyd austin's main achievement in life is his genetic makeup. lloyd austin was born great. some people just are. richard levine, by contrast, was not born great. richard levine was born a white man, which is to say, an untouchable, the bottom of the caste system. that is bad. but here's the good news,

ladies and gentlemen. with the help of a wig and some falsies richard levine rose above his station. he is now a she and she is now an admiral. >> talk about inspiring. watch this. i am honored to serve as the first female four star officer of the u.s. public health service commissioned corps. now, the great thing about richard levine's identity is that it wipes away, it washes away not to use theological language, all previous mistakes. otherwise, known as since those don't count anymore because richard levine is now rachael levine. so richard levine exposed nursing home residents to covid in pennsylvania. got a lot of them killed. he was a senior health official there. >> he evacuated his own mother from one of those facilities because the plebes died, but not my mom. and that seems like a bad thing. but now he's wearing women's clothes. >> it's totally forgiven that never happened. >> to mention it is dead naming him. that was all the daddy. >> come on now. you're trans phobic creep.

the whole federal government operates that way, doesn't matter how bad you are, as long as you can claim to be a pit bull. >> a judge is supposedly the first cabinet secretary. now, is he actually ? he was dating women not that long ago. shut up. he is now. and because he is the fact that his tenure has been a disaster for the country, irrelevant that mushroom cloud over ohio, it never happened. he's a first watch. >> i think we have more lgbtq people than any administration or every administration combined they want. this has been the most pro equality administration in history, led by guys like pete bunji, secretary bridges, who needs no introduction, is doing an outstanding job of rebuilding america. and i mean that in a literal sense, and not just in terms of what he's doing in transportation, but he's helping rebuild pride in america.

i don't know how to pronounce the guy's last name. people excuse me. people look, he's . that super , super . so shut up. yeah. is he actually is . no one has benefited more from these new standards, these very inflexible genetics based standards, more than kamala. >> kamala camela, whatever you're calling, or the vice president now, she hasn't, strictly speaking, been a success. she seems to keep the peace in ukraine that resulted in a war. she's supposed to secure the border. seven million illegals later. you can't say she actually did a good job. >> she's supposed to get joe biden voting rights bill passed in congress. she hasn't actually done a lot by traditional standards. but she's a first. and that means we are forever grateful for her. and actually, we are we're not mocking because she wasn't on the scene. we'd never hear things like this. >> we will maintain the perspective that we have in terms of what should be the

relationship between china and the united states that is not going to change. but surely and certainly that alone was not helpful, which is why we shot it down. >> did you hear that? first of all, is anyone at home keeping track of the use of the phrase in terms of doesn't actually mean anything. it's filler in a sentence that dumb people use to appear like they know what they're talking about, or more precisely, to give them time to think through what they're saying as they're saying it, whatever she's a chronic user of in terms of. but a new policy has been announced by kamala harris and that is that all quote, non helpful balloons will be shot down. now, unfortunately, hot air balloon season is starting soon in albuquerque and around the country. >> are they going to be shut down? are they helpful? balloons or unhelpful balloons in terms of shooting them down in terms of visa v balloonists across america needs some clarification, but whenever she's a first shut up. >> and while we're at it by the

way, as long as we're trying to get clarification, it would be nice to get some other clarification from our equity minded leaders before the 30 day timeline. on equity enforcement runs out. we're still waiting for example, for our new supreme court justice, ketanji brown . jackson, to tell us what a lady is she doesn't know. >> can you provide a definition for the word woman? can i provide a definition? yeah, i can't. >> you can't. not contact. >> i'm not in biology of that. >> it's pretty amazing that me a meme on the internet, we all kind of used to it. >> this lady is now the supreme court and she i mean, that's not one of the hard questions, right? like recite the constitution from memory. that might be a challenge. what's a woman? and she's on the supreme court. but whether she's not alone, we just had a federal judge. >> we think lindsey graham voted for in a hearing in

the congress who didn't know what was in the constitution. but shut up. she was a first. we're going to judge that book by its cover and vote yes. >> now, joe biden apparently is trying to convince us that not only are his nominees diverse, they're firsts. he himself is diverse. watch this. >> i also want to acknowledge someone else who means a great deal to our family. rabbi michael beals, the congregation beth shalom in wilmington, delaware. that's where i received my education. i probably went to show more than many of you did you all think i'm kidding? we have a very in relative terms, large puerto rican population in delaware. i was sort of raised in the puerto community at home. >> i got my education for real in the black church. that's how i firmly in fact,

joe biden spent his young years in a yeshiva. >> i had ear locks at the time hitting the torah and the talmud. >> there's was a puerto rican yeshiva that was part of a black church. >> okay, so you may look at joe biden and say you're completely incompetent. in fact, you have dementia. you can barely walk. you mistake your sister for your wife. you can't run the most powerful country will shut up. >> i studied at a yeshiva, a puerto rican yeshiva in a black church. >> talk about a first. i'm a first of a first. >> so we wanted to know, like, how is the rest of the country saying this? because this is about to become the law in thirty days. >> chadwick more . we consider him a first. >> he joins us tonight to share some more. >> thanks so much for coming on . now, you claim to be and i'm wondering now that there's no too great now that there's a white house communications

director , do you feel like this is your jackie robinson? >> you can actually achieve something in this country? >> yeah, i mean, stop the presses. a man in calm's. what rights that white house florist. i mean, i just. wow, well, we don't need a parade for this guy. hopefully no balloons, obviously. but this is some big, big news and they really have to roll it out. honestly, though, in all truthfulness, being a man these days is pretty low on the diversity totem pole. your basically. yes, at this point. so it was a little surprising. they felt the need to make such a big deal out it. >> but, you know, they they got to take everything and get it. okay, that was just too funny, too funny. i just can't even deal with it. >> i mean, it's it's i mean, it's all a cover for mediocrity. i mean, maybe this can be great. i don't know. >> and , you know, who he sleeps with does seem kind of irrelevant to the job. no, yeah, of course. and you know, another thing, just a little history lesson. joe biden is the president who

talked about racial jungle's if we segregated schools. he's also a president that voted against gay marriage. he voted against doma. he said that gay people were national security threats. okay, so but he's a democrat. he gets a pass. his administration did say that they were going to make equity their number one number one priority. this was even before the inauguration. and it looks like they're holding true to that. why is this the number one priority? will ? obvious. it's not because of the reasons they say it's because it's a wonderful distraction. for them to just do whatever the heck they want to do the corruption and get all the eyeballs off of what's really going on , you know, keep people divided, keep focus on this issue that no one cares about in this country. no sane person cares about the race or gender of the person next to them. that's what's really in the cards. and you know what? they're kind of doing a magnificent, magnificent job of upholding it because, of course, the media is just going to run with that as well. nobody is digging into this administration like they should be . >> that's exactly right. loot the country before they hand it over to china. >> we need a parade with no

balloons. >> that's my favorite line of the week. chadwick moore, great to see you. thank you. >> so today, a small number of passengers stuck in airport lounges across the country looked up one of those televisions bolts of the ceiling and noticed something weird. don lemon, the star of cnn this morning, was not at work. and to be fair, sometimes a vacation is just a vacation. but we can't help notice that don lemon's absence comes just a day after he laid bare his utter contempt once again for his co-anchor as poppy harlow and caitlin collins. now, a passive aggressive shtick is pretty fine tuned. >> and also getting kind of obvious, lemon pretends to attack republicans. yesterday was nikki haley as a way of attacking his co-hosts. >> he thinks he's getting away with it. but yesterday morning, he made his disdain a little too obvious. >> watch this. i think it's a wrong road to go down, she says. people, politicians or something, and not in their prime. nikki haley is in our prime. sorry, when a woman is considered to be in her

prime, in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> that's not according to me, for what it depends. i mean, it's just like prime. if you look it up, it's if you look if you google when as a woman in her prime, it'll say 20s, 30s, and 40s. i don't know how i got it. i'm not saying i agree with that. so i think she has to be careful about saying that politicians aren't their primary qualifier out prime for like chislett boring or bensedrine. >> it affects our google. >> it's it's always like some super dysfunctional family on that set with the drunk guy ,dad, don lemon, dad. >> but we want to take seriously don lemon said, well, he got this from google, so we went to google and we typed in an obvious request. show us the quintus specimen in his prime and we're going to tell you what we found. we're not going to hide the results. full transparency in the show. it not take us long to come across pictures of don lemon

himself looking like the international sex symbol he is at the age of fifty six . >> look at this man. look at those clothes. >> this is a is that a cape? no, it's got arms. >> it could be a cape. i mean, is that bold? he's a fashion icon. then we came across these instagram posts showing don lemon on the runway a few weeks ago. >> we don't want to use the word fabulous, but is there another word to describe? >> no, there's not. ladies and gentlemen, fabulous don lemon. it's just so great. and the word sassy comes to mind, too, in their prime. don lemon is in his prime right now. his lived experience is being too. >> was this whole segment roundabout way for don lemon to get everyone to google pictures of donald? >> we can't say. >> but as you can imagine, the morning meeting today at cnn was awkward and forced mr. lemon to zoom in a meeting from

miami where he has been frolicking shirtless on the beach, looking very much, not coincidentally, like a man in his prime and his apology. he read what appeared to be a cliche about women. he googled about three minutes before between bellini's here it is quote, i believe that women of any age can do whatever they set their minds to . and you can just imagine in your mind the ladies of the view holding him at gunpoint. >> say it, don't say it at any age. >> an eight year old can give birth. yeah, it wasn't heartfelt, not reality. based. it was kind of ridiculous. if you're going to grovel, do it. he did. and apparently his coworkers and managers at cnn were mad . we're hoping he comes back if we lose. don lemon, we've lost a major well, spring of comedy in this country. >> well, just when you thought the narcissism scale couldn't

get any deeper into the red and the absurdity of preferred pronouns couldn't get any worse, the singer singer sam smith has found a way to do it. piers morgan on that. >> we're always happy to see him. join us in a moment. plus, your tax dollars or funding? well, a lot of things, but they're about to fund kent kent council for aeco grief. comedian jim norton on that straight ahead. >> some of my delcambre comedy is the hallmark of a free society. workers basically wants to make comedy legal in any offensive comedian. >> we're just trying to make people laugh. there is a fear of getting canceled. nobody can speak their mind. oh, the one thing that people currently in power can't stand is being made fun up. and so then you have to play by their rules.

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dash .com right now and see how much you can save. >> well, preferred pronouns or a signaling mechanism for narcissists and cult members and political activists. >> am i a man or woman? you can tell. let me tell you, they identify who's willing to suspend reality in the name of ideology and who is not. now the deeply attention star singer sam smith is pushing absurdity. he now demands to be called a fisher them instead of a fisherman. >> watch. >> you're a big fan of fishing. i do, yes. oh, yeah. yeah. i'd love to be a fish. showed them what i can fly fisherman. i'd be i'd be any type of fish to them. i think i would like to one day . >> i just like to spend my days fishing. >> yeah. that guy is not fly fish. sorry. piers morgan is host of piers morgan uncensored. >> one of our favorite people joins us tonight. so, piers, what do you what do

you make of this? the story doesn't seem to be about his art, his music, but about himself. >> well, first of all, tucker, very disappointed. you haven't given me my own pronouns. hottest britain in the world, which if you don't call me that every time you introduce me, i'm going to have you canceled. >> it's implied it's you know, we think that we're both in our prime here, as don lemon would tell us . the thing about sam smith is he doesn't even know who he is . so he spent most of his life becoming ever more chameleon like in how he wants to be identified i what we should call him. and in the last month alone, he's turned up at the grammys. densifying is satan. he turned up at the brit awards in that large black balloon outfit, latex, i believe. and now he wants to be referred to as of them, even clearly, there's only one of him and anyone who's been fishing. i've been fishing, have been fishing. when you fish on your own, there's just one of you. you are a fisherman.

that's it. he is male. endersby suitably. and when he fishes, he's a fish man, not fish then because apparently it is not grammatical. it is a grammatical sin to refer to yourself in the plural when it's just one of you staring at us . >> yeah, i think he's saying am legion. you make such a deep point though. he doesn't who he is . you've covered famous people, entertainment figures for many, many years, decades. >> do you think there's something at that business that scrambles a person's understanding of himself? >> yeah, i think fame is actually one of the most lethal drugs there. >> is . and i think it breeds this sort of extraordinary level of narcissism and attention seeking. and he seems to be in a sort of downward spiral of this stuff. but there is a serious point to this, and it's something that happened in the uk actually very recently. if you allow in society limitless identity, if you can just basically identify

as whatever you want, whenever you feel like it, there was a case, extraordinary case. i'm sure you've reported on this up in scotland where a man two women. and then when he came to his trial, he suddenly put his hand up and said, identify as a woman so that he can get an easier time in a women's prison and be locked away. of course, with potential new targets. and he was sent as a woman to a woman's prison. now, there was such a furor over this against the first minister of scotland, nicola sturgeon, whose idea this was, and she wanted to increase the ability to identify whatever you want, that actually in the end, he was taken to where he should be , which was a male prison while still pretending to be a woman. nicola sturgeon just lost her job. one of the most powerful, successful politicians in europe, the head of the scottish parliament, had been for eight years. she got kicked out of office over this scandal because ultimately, if you can't accept the absurdity when it stares

you in the face, as it did, then, then i don't know what you can accept. and politicians have to be very careful. so 5% smith, he can do what the he likes. right. sam smith, he she them they fish to them. i don't care what he or they wants to call themselves. i do care, though, when they try and enforce that language on the rest of us . and the penalty if you don't identify now, sam smith, assfish, then if you catch him with his rod, then if the penalty is cancelation, which is what people like, he they would like it to be i the ultimate sanction. if you don't refer to them, they he fish them in the way that they have decided they want to be referred. you must be expunged from society and canceled. this is the start of a complete and utter madness. >> i would make one correction if you stumble upon sam smith the scream, you have to ignore his rod. >> i think that no rules, no. >> piers morgan, thanks so much for joining us tonight. right. to say good to see you.

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>> oh, well, tucker, it's great to be on with you again, by the way. i densify as a bald eagle, so it's great to be a part of a protected class, being an endangered species and all. but being a childless man, there's nothing more empowering. and in fact, created a little video to show you what a day in the life of a childless man is like if you care to check it out. >> yeah, this is a day in the life of a childless man in the morning, i woke up to the alarm of unbearable feelings, of glorious loneliness. >> from that point, i do whatever i want because not having kids empowers me to stay an immature child myself with my coffee, i write in my journal to remind me how the world does in fact revolve around me. at noon, i award myself ten virtue signaling points for not having kids, just like the globalists want in the afternoon, i treat myself to red light therapy to help strengthen my narcissism. i'm at the cellular level. then i enjoy reading about marxism, all the benefits of destroying the nuclear family. so good.

and before bed i count my money and think about how it's the true source of happiness. those idiots with kids are missing out. i would cry myself to sleep, but i'm a man, so i repress my emotions instead. it's amazing how much meaning you can miss out on when you set your life up to make everything about you. >> and that's the day in the life of a childless man you met. you miss the chronic drunkenness, but otherwise that sounds about right. >> it sounds awesome when you put yourself at the center of your own universe. joy results. i think that's well known. it. we all know that for sure, tucker. and in fact, my greatest inspirations in life are all childless men . certainly. don lemon. i mean, i think his career is really hitting a new trajectory as of today. but also i look at leah thomas. i mean, what he's been able to accomplish is a result of not having kids. and we all know some men just aren't meant to be mothers. but also, you know, in recent

headlines, the canadian trans teacher with a gigantic prosthetic. >> right. that's become an inspiration for me. and i guess we have some breaking news that outside the classroom, this teacher doesn't identify as such. absurd looking teacher. well, that's him right there. wow. that's a little bit shocked. >> i'm not i haven't seen this before. yeah. you know, tucker, i was shocked. >> apparently, those gigantic are prosthetics. that was news to me. kind of shocking. i'm going to i think this is learning moment for all of us . >> so i saw the previous pictures. that one , for example, i thought you could feed a lot of children with those things. i mean, i kind of a practical man and it turns out, no, that's what he really looks like. >> in fact, he's carrying his milk on his hand . i know. notice it looks like a carton of incredible gpcrs. thank you for that breaking news. >> you're welcome , tucker.

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>> our service comes at no cost to your family. connect with us today. all of a sudden you're seeing mental illness not only destigmatize, but rebranded as a political position. and the latest example comes from the interior department's fish and wildlife service, supposed to be taking care of fish and wildlife. but that's not what they're doing with your money. they're offering eco grief training to employees traumatized by the fact use a woodstove and drive a silverado. >> the washington times broke the story to assess. we're joined this evening by jim norton. he is a comedian and therefore the perfect guest. jim norton, do you have you felt now or at any time echo grief? >> no, i have not.

but when i heard this, it made me root for an asteroid to slam into the planet. i don't want to die, but i'd be willing to go just to make those people feel worse. it's just another example. everything has to have a special name. like it's okay to be concerned about the environment. i see a picture of one hundred and fifteen pound polar bear holding a tin cup. it makes me sad, but just lump it in with everything else lumped in with the fact that your marriage is over, your kids are stupid. the oceans are rising and you lost your job. >> it doesn't have to have its own specific category. well, it does because it's a much greater concern than your petty concerns, like the destruction of your life in the american middle class. >> way more important than that. >> well, it's just so silly that like some therapist is now going to have to hear some guy winge that he can't maintain an because of deforestation. it's just one more way people can cry and feel bad and put a special little term on what they think is wrong with the world. >> look, i don't want to get too specific, but is that actually a byproduct of global warming impotence?

i certainly hope so, because it's been happening to me. >> so i'm trying to blame it on something. so you think and we're just being honest and we're just going to we're going to go right to the science. you think that rising carbon levels and temperatures might be responsible for your failure to perform in intimate settings? >> absolutely. and normally it's just the opposite. normally when it's colder, that's what happens. but for some reason, the heat is really getting me going in the wrong direction. yeah, no, i just can't i'm taping popsicle sticks to it. nothing is working. yeah. by the way. but this great little judge newman, this meeting thing, this little eco friendly thing, there are going to be couples who actually meet in these sessions and that's going to be their their origin story. we met while we were weeping over a garbage pile in staten island. we knew it was true love. >> they're going to have to tell their children. that's how they came together. i don't think they're going to reproduce. i really don't think they can because of the maybe maybe not warming.

yeah, i just think it's another example of people needing a chronically unique malady. they just need something to put a name on to make their own feelings unique. and it's just it's silly. it's very silly. that's insightful. i agree with that. jim norton, great to see. thank you. >> thank you. so they're actually our big and important things happening in the world, including this weekend in washington. >> there is a gathering that you should know about this not being advertised by anyone else in media. and so we thought we would give you some details on it. >> we'll have those after the break. hey, hey, mom, if i could talk, what would i tell you? i'd say thanks for giving me khoza quinn all these years. keep them moving with consequent joint health supplements. the number one that recommended retail brand. hello, i mike lindell. and as you know, my passion is to help each and every one of you get the best sleep

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but didn't think something that pure would be improved by tv cameras. and as we told you, we respected that deeply. we've never been so happy to be turned down. but one of our producers is written red did go . he wanted to see it for himself and he wanted to talk to some of the attendees. >> and here's what he found. in. >> what inspired you to participate in the revival on i was just the holy spirit. >> i was like, we're six hours away. if was right here and he was here at asbury, we would want to come see . we had three years of covid. we a lot of us , we were locked down. there was just a really sad time for our country. i'm sure, for all the all the nations. and now it's like you're seeing us move of god . and it's like people are just they're hungry. they're hungry for something good to share. >> the country.

and our world is in turmoil and they need something. and something is . it's our god calling us back to him. that's why god is asking america to repent means change your ways, do something different. >> and why not try god at that first night. and he was i sat there and i just cried. i could feel the presence of god . >> what do you want them to take away from it? one taste and see what the lord is good. only truthful way to experience what is happening is the one god and to experience him yourself. our creator god putting this desire in us . and i think like specifically like our generation, we're seeing so many high school age college students from all around come. i mean, also the general public. but we have this deep desire in us to, like, be filled with something that's more than anxiety and depression and things that will fall away. and so, like, it's just contagious who are called to go and to be a light to others and be a light in the world. the same holy spirit that is in

whose auditorium is around you right now. you just have to ask him and invite him into your heart. a lot of people have spent years waiting for something like this and we're glad to see it finally come. >> you have also waited for, in the secular realm, normal, decent, clear thinking people to say something about what is happening in eastern europe. so the first anniversary of the war in ukraine is coming up next week. the united states government under joe biden has been funding that war. it would have ended without the beida administration. so a massive demonstration is planned on sunday in washington, dc. it starts at twelve thirty pm at the lincoln memorial. probably haven't seen this in other channels. the message is very simple. it's nonviolent, it's reasonable. it's straight forward. stop funding the war in ukraine. tara reid will be there. >> she's the author of left out when the truth doesn't fit. and we've interviewed her before. and other topics, but she'll be at this event tomorrow. tara, thanks so much for coming on .

why are you why are you speaking at this and what is this? >> well, you know, i feel really strongly. >> first of all, thank you for having me. and i feel really strongly about speaking out against war . and , you know, you have so many political parties asking from the right and the left and the libertarians leading the charge to this event. and it's really amazing that you have the people's party, the libertarians, you have all different speakers like jimmy daw, ron paul, kim iverson, tulsi gabbard with very different political views coming together for one message, no more endless war. we've spent almost one hundred billion dollars of weapons and aid going to ukraine and the suffering that we have in our own country is being ignored. and you've been covering quite where other networks haven't. the east palestine in ohio, the ecological disaster. our infrastructure is falling apart. america's becoming a failed state with all these endless wars. we've basically pivoted from afghanistan to ukraine.

and this war started. yes. twenty fourth, some people say, but actually started in 2014 with madone when the western coup was put in place in kyiv. and that was revealed by julian assange, who is, you know, should be freed. and he published the truth about what the imperialist state of america and the west and nato was doing. so the speakers are all gathering to ask to abolish nato , know it's not a peacekeeping force. it's an aggressive force. it's been pushing up against the borders of russia. and now we're getting closer to the brink of world war three . and as you know and many of your viewers might not even know, but kyiv has a kill list . ukraine kill a website called maquettes. there's three hundred and thirty seven children on the list. find some cover. is someone i talked to personally. she's fourteen years old. roger waters is on that list. igor podsednik, the director, oliver stone, these are it's

sponsored by the ministry in kyiv. and 12 journalists have died and it should be taken down. so there's been a lot of war crimes, including what just happened with nord stream two and the un security council is going to have a meeting about that next week. the russian delegation has asked for sy hersh brought forward that reporting the pulitzer prize winning journalists of how america was involved with norway in sabotaging the nord stream pipeline, part of that owned by germany. so, you know, we're all getting together to say no more billions to ukraine, no more money laundering. scheme. right. this is a money laundering scheme for the biden criminal family, in my opinion. no more . we want peace. and julian assange said it best if lives can start a war, then truth can bring peace. >> yeah. and turn the focus back on our own country where people really are. right. i agree with that. and you never hear that perspective in the media

and you wonder why. and but we're proud to air it, so to read. >> thank you very much. thank you. >> thank you for having me, tucker. a lot of pressure, not to say that stuff, but so what? you can stream the death of comedy right now on fox station, have the best weekend at the ones you love. we will see you on monday. refreshed and ready, seether. well, welcome to this special edition of "hannity". i'm jason chaffetz. in for sean. and tonight, it's a bird. it's a plane. >> it's a fifty dollar amateur research balloon from an illinois hobby club. well, the biden administration still has no idea what to shut down last week over alaska and canada. and lake huron. and you know what? they might never know. watch this. >> an illinois hobby club feels like