national endowment for democracy have cut ties with gdi. we know the left is going to work hard to get what they want as far as suppressing dissenting views. they're going to work hard to continue to do that and we will work hard to expose it. that's it for us tonight. remember it's america now and forever. remember to check me out on instagram and twitter. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy glorious monday, everybody. what a gorgeous audience. i don't say that to just any audience. meet me later. so president biden arrived in ukraine early monday morning. not only were the ukrainians

surprised, but so was joe. he was told by his handlers he was headed to disney world. it was a surprise visit ahead of the one-year anniversary of russia's invasion. there he announced an additional half billion in u.s. assistance. you know, i'm thinking it would have been great if russia attacked east palestine. ouch. because then they would get the money and the president -- moving on. but this dominates headlines today as it should considering that's our tax dollars, right? and it's all about unity. that joe wants to show everyone that we're unified in the fight against russia. but what about unity here? it's one thing joe boasted would be his specialty but every time he claims to heal he gleefully salts the wound like a terrified slug. late last week he hosted a screening of the movie till of the lynching of 15 year old

emmett till in mississippi. obviously that crime was horrifying and it's an important story to tell. but here's the odd part, during that speech biden also said this. >> you know, folks, lynching is pure terror. lynch for simply being black. nothing more. with white crowds, white families gathered to celebrate the spectacle, taking pictures of the bodies and mailing them as post cards. hard to believe that that's what was done, and some people still want to do that. >> greg: some people still want to do that. i guess so. but i think it's the politicians, not to black people. when they say [bleep] like that. some uniter. so he's saying that white people gathered to take pictures of bodies and some people still want to do that now. so in his mind, or what's left of it, lynching is alive and well. well, way to turn down the

temperature with gasoline and a blow torch you unifier. i've got to calm down. deep breath. president's day. so what evidence does he offer to support this claim? i mean, even jussie smollett brought a sandwich. joe offers nothing. in his words white crowds are still perpetuating violence against blacks but moments later he points to the death of tyre nichols. >> so many black and brown family parents have to have similar conversation with their children. worrying about whether they'll come home from a walk down the street or playing in the park or just driving a car like we saw tyre nichols just last month. >> now, we know nichols wasn't the victim of a white mob but five black police officers. last time i checked they didn't identify as a caution. so if lynching is still alive and well, why not name some of

these present day lynchers. is it mitt romney? remember biden already said he would put blacks back in chains and given that joe was pals with robert bird a former kkk member who he eulogized his death in 2010, maybe he should have some of these creeps on speed dial. obviously everybody thinks lynching is abhorrent but biden would have you believe not only do white people want to lynch blacks it's a widespread problem like climate change, violence against trans eskimos with dyslexia. i hear it's really tab. [bleep] >> deep down biden knows he's lying. but he's reading what's put in front of him without questioning a word. you have to hand it to the

democrats making him the nominee, they found the only person who would say the garbage none of them would say in the oval office. and he nevers realizes that saying things like this makes things a whole lot worse yet he claims he and the white house are working to fix race relations in this country. yeah, and i bought those new binoculars because i'm a bird watcher. that's what i tell the cops. but the white house is in a weird place. you can't tout progress in race relations because that means you can't tout fear of whitey. oppression must be alive and well or whitey ain't so bad, right, joe? >> i got involved in the civil rights unit as a public defender. i thought you could defeat hate because we passed the civil rights act and so many other things. but i learned a lesson. hate never goes away it just hides under the rocks until it's given a little oxygen by lousy people. >> greg: well, lucky for joe, no

one has ever accused him of getting too much oxygen. so is joe the civil rights warrior he claims he was? he lied about being arrested at civil rights protests. he sponsored a crime bill that put millions of blacks behind bars. the most he's done for civil rights is get lost at an airport in south africa. so that's his message on current race relations. hey, it was bad way back when but, get this, it's still really bad and you're welcome. seriously if progressives are about race and it's still a racist world then it's kind of got to be on them. but maybe it's just all about projecting fear. fact is last couple of years haven't been great for our country and so all joe has to sell is fear. and with joe and ukraine, maybe we should be pretty scared. after all in joe's head world war three could eliminate racism entirely. >> period!

[cheers and applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's got more sense than a penny arcade, former presidential candidate and fox news contributor, tulsi gabbard! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he water boards his lawn. former cia operative and author of the new book company rules, mike baker! [cheers and applause] >> greg: like a torn acl, he makes you weak in the knees. former military intelligence analyst and fox news contributor brett velicovich! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and if you have an affliction, he'll be your addiction. host of dr. drew after dark, dr. dr. drew pinsky! [cheers and applause] >> greg: tulsi does it bother you -- by the way welcome you to the show. >> tulsi: thank you, good to be here. >> greg: does it bother you he

sold himself to be something different than he turned out to be? i thought the worst thing -- i think actually he could be good for the country by being boring right and just not -- and it turns out he's more of a divider than anybody we've had. >> tulsi: completely the opposite of what he promised the american people when he ran. and that was one of the main reasons why i left the democratic party is because of exactly those kinds of comments that he said. it represents what so much of the democratic party leadership was about, which is, hey, let's fuel and for meant those flames of divisiveness. let's tear people apart because we know when they are torn apart and they are running around out of fear, then the stronger the party leaders are and the more money they can raise and advance their own political ambition without any care important the long term detrimental impact on the country, without any care of what kind of president we need right now. we need someone who can heal these divides who can bring us together who can remind us the

foundational principles of who we are as a country and where we can go together. >> greg: you're a doctor obviously. do you claim to be one? >> dr. drew: more importantly i want to thank you for inviting me on the night when we have these three military representatives here and thank you for your service. they bravely served our country. >> greg: what about my service? >> dr. drew: i was on a reality show where we pretended to be social operatives. >> tulsi: you were. >> greg: that was your way of plugging your next show. >> dr. drew: it really isn't. just odd that here i felt completely -- i'm under whelming. >> greg: what show is this? >> dr. drew: it's on fox network. >> greg: what's it called? >> dr. drew: special ops. >> greg: i want to ask you about it. >> dr. drew: no, don't worry. no, please. >> greg: you starteded this. >> dr. drew: i got sick. >> greg: your wife has texted me twice about dinner. >> tulsi: it looked like fun though. >> dr. drew: you should never have me back. >> greg: what do you think about these psychological or even physiological impacts of this sort of thing on somebody's head, the constant dividing --.

>> dr. drew: it's horribly literally i feel it in my gut when i hear it because the reality is people feel like this. the reality is different but there are people who feel what he is putting a flame under and what we should be talking about is how we got here, our special history and what we've got to do to solve it and not just inflame it constantly. really it gets in my chest and my guts and it hurts. it has to stop. we have to teach civics and reconstruction which is the real violence that led to this moment. >> greg: interesting. is that a theory or a fact doctor. >> dr. drew: i would say it's a fact. do you guys agree. >> greg: i don't know, i'm terrible with history. [cheers and applause] >> greg: they're applauding. you guys don't know history either. awesome. we'll go out. bret what do you want to talk about? do you want to talk about this or ukraine? >> brett: let's talk about this. and i'm a dad now since the last time i saw you. thank you. (cheers and applause) >> brett: i'm an adult you have

to listen to me now. no, i was thinking about this topic earlier and i just think like i'm so happy joe biden is so focused on the most pressing issue of the day of society. apparently now we have a lynching epidemic we have to worry about from decades ago. you know, forget about the fentanyl crisis, forget about war on the boarder or chinese espionage around us. to me the way i see it is joe biden has become the great divider, right? he's no longer this unifier that everyone's been talking about for so long and it's just sad for him to create this racial divide in this country right now that's not needed. >> greg: no what happened? we got tricked into thinking the old guy was benign. he'll get in there, what can he do, pat you on the back and go play golf. didn't dawn on us he would be a vessel -- i predicted it. he's a vessel -- i've made amazing predictions that have come true but don't trust me on the market. but anyway i interripped >> brett: no i think you hit the

nail on the head, thank you for making my point. easy drive home. >> greg: mike, do you have anything you want -- you have a kid or baby. >> mike: got another kid, we're co-parenting. people don't know that. i guess i just went out with it. and the doc's got a show is that right? >> dr. drew: i train with special ops, reality show. >> he's seen me he knows who i am. >> mike: with biden you never know what [bleep] is going to come out of his mouth. >> greg: thank god that's not a problem with you. >> mike: exactly. pretty much sure we know what's going to happen here. but i -- thank you. but i think the bar is so low, at least i set the bar so low. look, biden won because he wasn't trump, right? he didn't win because he's a brilliant or rater or smart. he's not a unifier.

so you have to set the bar really low and understand that half that he says is just ex temp rainius talk. the word ex temp rainius i looked up today i told my wife. so that's all i've got to say about that. >> greg: you have to understand, talking to a specific audience he has to maintain a certain kind of tone and stuff like that. but when he's saying that there's a whole group of people out there that want to kill you, that can't be healthy for anybody. no matter what the circumstances, if you're at a movie premier with a very serious topic or not. saying things like that helps nobody. >> mike: well it helps the democratic party because the oxygen for that party right now is divisiveness and hate, right? and the fear. you mentioned that, right? but i think it's absolutely true. >> greg: as a progressive, tulsi -- no, i would still say you're a progressive right?

>> tulsi: what does that even mean. >> greg: do you this i the divisiveness is there because they know that if you would come together as a class, you know, no matter the color, that would be the bigger threat, right? >> tulsi: it would be. it would be. i think it's very revealing that they're not speaking to -- you talk about the tyre nichols case, you talk about moms at home in inner cities who are scared for their kids to even go to school, who are scared their kids don't scene any future beyond joining a gang and working the corner. if president biden was serious about actually solving problems, those are the things that he would be addressing. >> greg: exactly. all right, we've got to move on. oh, man. >> tulsi: here we go. >> greg: oh, man. so excited. you know what this next topic is. will the teacher with the giant cans make some brand new fans? [cheers and applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience.

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>> greg: shut up dr. drew. he was spotted on the streets without his plastic treats. thought i was going to say teets didn't you? the man with boobs of steele has the nerve to claim they're real. yeah, time for the latest chapter of, if it happens up there we report down here. you're watching ga zumba gate. week 23. >> greg: we promise to not let this story go until we learn more about this person and that day has finally come. and it's the most amazing hilarious twist we could have imagined. a [bleep] twister if you will. you can't bleep that. in a new interview with the new

york post, kayla lemieux the canadian teacher with the massive prosthetic breasts claims they are real, a claim that drew snorts of laughter even from madonna's plastic surgeon. this comes after the post obtained photos of lemieux outside of school without the breasts dressed as a man. but lemieux says of the person in the photo it wasn't me, which is easy to say. it also worked for ralph northam. but, yeah, according to neighbors lemieux or whatever rarely wears the breasts outside school, only putting them on to teach or when the cops visit him at home. as for the totally real not at all fake breasts he has, he tells the post he's not transgender at all but was born insection and they're due to a

rare condition called gigantic mosea, a word i had to google and keep doing an image search for several hours. gigantic mastia. adding it affects women on a rare base is but if my case i believe and my doctors say because i have xx chromosomes and hormone sensitivity has caused it. it does sound rare almost as rare as having a brah that doubles as two wheel barrels. but then when pressed for proof the guy admits he's never received a formal diagnosis and can't prove he's not the person in that new photo. that is him. but heed aed but he added dna tests would prove the breasts

are in fact twins. does this mean we're nearing the end of the story where we find out it's one big troll. it's almost as if we knew this would happen once the person was spotted outside the school. if only someone smart had predicted this. >> we've never seen this person dressed like that anywhere else. so it's deliberately done for the school. i mean, why doesn't a reporter catch the teacher arriving at school to see if he or she puts the breasts on in the parking lot. there's the possibility that this is an incredibly ingenious long con prank. >> greg: dr. drew i believe when we were on together you believed it was more of a body dysphoria complex and i'm here to tell you, in your face, dr. drew. >> dr. drew: yes. i deserve it. i deserve it and i apologize. >> greg: do you think i could skip med school and be a doctor? >> dr. drew: no, i don't. but i do think your insights might be keener than my own. look, her name or his name is lemieux which is the best. this is the best. this is your favorite story.

thank god the other two aren't here tonight, they hate gazoom ba gate but we love it because you're right. it shows a great deal of required imagination. i think i was on that show that night. and i thought oh, no, i can't be. and we always called it ma'am gigantism. >> greg: do you think it is a true, it intersecretaries. >> dr. drew: we never really talk about with the intersects and it is an estrogen sensitivity that happens to women. >> greg: but this guy is brilliant. >> dr. drew: you're brilliant for figuring it out. >> greg: i also am a little pissed off that i didn't go there myself and do the research. >> tulsi: fake 'em out? >> greg: yeah. but i'm also really lazy. my laziness has prevented me from doing a lot of good research bret what's your take

on this? >> brett: i can't understand why she seems to only be doing this at the school seems like it's designed to create a little controversy other than these epic skydiving photos that i saw. >> greg: and the wig came off. but you're right, something happened at that school that triggered him. like let's say he got into a fight about wokism at the school. this is also, remind me when i get to you just say the word background but you're right something happened and triggered him >> brett: the problem is it's become a bit of sexual harassment. there's a child safety issue now at this point. because ever since this went viral there's been bomb threats and gun threats at the school, officials have been targeted and the only issue here is this school board that seems to be okay with protecting this teacher instead of doing wa they're there for to protect the children. so, i mean -- [cheers and applause]. >> greg: it's all about

protecting the children. >> mike: background. >> greg: thank you. where is this guy's background. like everybody -- go on facebook. even if that's his chosen name, kayla lemieux. he has another name. where are the people he went to high school with. is this con so good he got everybody to shut up? or has he been living for this, mike? has he been living for this role his entire life? >> mike: a i hope he's just pulling a big con here and he's actually a conservative who's trying to prove how stupid the school board is. >> greg: that's right. >> mike: i do like the idea of you sitting outside in some beat up peugeot smoking heaters. >> greg: egg salad sandwich. >> mike: and pistachios and waiting for the moment. or it would have been nice if you had known somebody who runs an intelligence and security firm that you could have called them and said hey i want you to do some surveillance on this

guy. my only other -- my only other thought is, i love -- everybody gives doctors such leeway right? a doctor says something and they're like, well, he's a doctor. so doc drew over here says in medical school we called it, you know, gigantism instead of massive tatas. anyway. >> greg: tulsi are you glad you're on this episode? >> tulsi: yes actually. this is very entertaining. >> greg: could i be completely wrong on this? you could argue maybe this person's mentally ill but you can't be mentally ill and do all of these things this precisely. it feels that way. >> tulsi: no. and that to me they have are layings of how this person dresses most of the time when he's not at school i think points to, and maybe i'm being more cynical here, but i think it points to an intention. >> greg: yeah. >> tulsi: an intention to go to

school and expose these kids and influence them to some pre verse sexualization and view that is really the deeper problem. so these kids are showing up to school and being exposed to this for the first time and then what? what happens next? >> greg: there's a parallel thing here. i would call that like -- he's a fetishist and he's trying to tell these people that his fetish is an identity which it is not unless you want it to be which is sad but it's not it's a fetish. >> either way he's using the phenomenon of either making a point that it's excessive or to get his way with these kids. both kind of disturbing. >> greg: yes. >> except you love the one. >> greg: i'm hoping it's a long con. >> tulsi: the thing with the fetish is how is it only a fetish when you're going to do your job and teach kids. >> greg: there you go: exactly. excellent point. maybe he's not a hero. >> and there's no way he could put those on in the car. >> greg: only somebody in the

cia would come up with that comment. i said on the show how does he wear them -- he can't drive like that. >> tulsi: that's very analytical. >> greg: like how do you drive? he has to have like little ropes and stuff. anyway i think this story is not going away because i'm not going away although i'm sure don lemon said that at some point. [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh stop it. up next woksters get their hooks into classic children's books. when covid hit, we had some challenges. i heard about the payroll tax refund that allowed us to keep the people that have been here taking care of us. learn more at getrefunds.com.

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>> mike: wow. >> greg: james and the giant peach. dr. drew, there is actually a name for that disorder. >> tulsi: can it be said on television? >> greg: i don't know. and the witches, which i never read, scrubbing them of so-called offensive language. for example, in the original version ooompa lumpas were called small men but they're small people but they're gender neutral but still used as save labor. and then gus is no longer described as fat, instead enormous which actually sounds worse. most people me included we're a little fat. enormous makes me think of this. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that's one giant peach. anyway, in james and the giant peach one of the characters used to be a terrifically flat and

tremendously naby but now she's just a nasty old brute. which means there's a seat saved for her on the view. terrible. stop clapping, you make me sick. how dare you clap at that. and in the witches the has wear wigs because they're bald but now there's a new disclaimer that says there's plenty of other reasons women might wear wigs and there's certainly nothing wrong with that. the company says words matter, and they regularly review the language to ensure it can be enjoyed by all today. but dahl's bying on regard is certain the political climate were driven by adults not kids. and does making changes no one asked for ever really improve things? heck just imagine what this show would be with sensitivity experts. >> brian stelter. an excellent journalist with a great physique. i wish i could be bald like him.

>> greg: unless you're like kilmeade. >> a brilliant author. a loving husband, father and friend. truly an asset to fox. >> greg: that's about as surprising as jesse watters. >> who has zero ego and is the most generous tipper i know. >> greg: nice. mikey, you have three kids right now, i mean, three kids now, you had other kids. but you have three kids now. you've adults. >> mike: it's very confusing but, yes. >> greg: you're like the brady bunch but without mrs. brady. >> mike: i was more of an alice guy. >> greg: did your kids like these books. >> mike: my kids loved roald dahl books. they're getting older. >> greg: what's your point? >> mike: the point is that, look, there is -- no, i'm getting to my point here but you threw me for a loop there.

the world is an incredibly stupid place right now and i don't know whether it's because we have more stupid people or because social media has given them an outsized meg phone to display their stupidity but words actually matter and puffin the publisher said that. yes they matter so you should stick with the author's words, right? if you can't handle it, don't read it. tulsi, could you imagine writing a book and then somebody, let's say when you're long gone or maybe not, they change the words and they say they know better yet you know these sensitivity people never published a book. they're untalented. this is how they get their rocks off to use a phrase that i don't know what it means. >> tulsi: that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the articles, sensitivity experts? like this is a i thing now. >> a made up thing, yeah. >> tulsi: apparently. as you pointed out, it's not the children who were calling for

these changes because they're so 0-ed, your kids i'm sure when they read roald dahl. but it's these adults and to me i think of how these are the same people back in the day were like hey let us live our livelies and you do ba you want we'll do wa we want. now they're not letting us live our lives they have to go into children's books and fulfill their mission of conversion essentially that we all have to comply not only accept and tolerate their view but we have to celebrate it, be on the street corners go in the march proving ourselves and knowing it's never going to be enough. >> greg: it's going to create really boring children's books. like think about -- you can't offend anybody? when i was a kid i read like those joke books, 101 italian jokes. or 101 poeish -- i had no idea what they meant. >> yeah, well, the main issue

here i don't think they preserved the main authorization's vision and text. books are about freedom of expression. we're all best selling authorizes here are we saying the publicist is waiting until we die before they public our works. you wrote a self help book. you can't help people anymore because they're changing some of the words in there. >> greg: what do i care i got paid. >> we are all best selling authorizes right now. >> tulsi: i'm working on one. >> dr. drew i thought roald dahl was something you picked up at a truck stop. >> dr. drew: it might be sometimes but listen charlie and the chocolate factory -- >> greg: you have to give me credit for that i came up with it. >> dr. drew: charily and the chocolate factory is a socialist manifesto. rich kids are awful, poor kid is vulnerable. where do we go next, is

shakespeare next? what's the plan, when is enough? someone like him. >> watch out. >> this is about money the publisher wants to sell more books and create controversy around this so the future generation buys their books. >> i don't think you have to create controversy on one of the greatest kids officers in the world. my kids are bfg and they loved the parts that were a little bit, you know, exciting in their minds anyway at that age. but to dr. drew's point i did some research, greg and i know you think i never do research. there's a group to work with that creates these new version called inclusive mind a collective for people passionate about inclusion, accessibility and literature. [bleep] >> greg: all right. i announced on the five i am writing a children's book called offensive ollie and it's a little creature that says very offensive things to people.

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>> greg: was it tiger said that got feminists seeing red? >> oh. >> greg: i don't get it. i should edit this stuff. tiger woods landedd in the sand trap of media outrage over the weekend after photos from a recent golf tournament showed him jokingly passing a tampon to fellow competitor justin thomas. tiger who's 20 years older than thomas out-shot him by 20 yards on the ninth hole and also leads him in nailing waitresses from applebee's. the prank, implying thomas swings like a girl has been criticized by sexists and people who never watched their wife try to bust a even i can't tell a. i had to wait 45 minutes to eat

tootsie rolls. >> tulsi: i don't get any of that. >> greg: neither do i. >> tulsi: move on. >> greg: tiger has since apologized from the incident explaining he and justin are close friends and play practical jokes on each other all the time. i do that to kilmeade except the joke is that he thinks we're friends. but for some the apology wasn't good enough after all that tampon could have been needed in a high school boy's bathroom. former olympic sprinter michael johnson writing on twitter that tiger has learned nothing from his past mistakes. if that's true how come he hasn't remarried? yeah, huh? meanwhile former pro golfer and current human woman -- human woman? paige defended the tampon gag saying if anyone tries to cancel tiger over there we riot. it's funny. so true. the good news is now that men

can use tampons the joke can't be misogynistic. so justin enjoy that gift from tiger no strings attached. tulsi on a rating from one not offended to ten offended, how are you on this joke? >> tulsi: i'm in the negative. >> greg: negative. >> tulsi: i'm in the negative. when i saw this pop up i started laughing like oh, man that's a good one. the next day when tiger apologized i actually got kind of fired up because to me what it says is, to the guy who's going to work his 9:00 to 5:00 job every day who's already walking on egg shells concerned about who he might offend you see a guy like tiger woods who has more money than i could ever count reached the pinnacle of his career and he gets bullied for apologizing to a stupid joke with his buddy? what about the rest of us. that to me sends a message to all of us that we have to stand up against this so-called woke

insanity by doing as much anti woke things as we can possibly do. >> greg: carry tampons everywhere. >> tulsi: that's right. >> greg: brett it's true tampons are now a man's best friend they're in bathrooms. why can't he -- by the way they're really good for bullet wounds. >> yes >> brett: come on it was a joke among friends he didn't know there would be a hundred times zoom lens catching this. if you're upset by this look internally at yourself because it should not upset you. and i don't even know why he apologized which nothing will be better than his previous apology which was the most epic apology of all time in front of his mother for -- yes. that. do you know how hard it is to apologize in front of your mother for sexual transgressions. >> man do i

>> brett: but leave him alone. it's ridiculous. >> greg: it is funny, you start thinking dr. drew like, who are the finks? is it the guy who takes the picture snk who are the people -- it's always people in the media. >> dr. drew: correct. >> greg: and then they put it out there on twitter and social media. those are the only people who care, circular layer of really sad long people. >> dr. drew: it is true it's the press. i had trouble making sense i didn't understand why it was an insult. >> greg: and you're a doctor. >> dr. drew: it's pathetic and mike has already pointed that out. but it was i guess that women don't drive the ball as far as a male. >> greg: right. >> dr. drew: okay. so i know the solution. we need to get more transgender females into golf and then we'll be all done and it will go away. that will take care of it. >> greg: i've been thinking about it myself because i don't golf but i could probably play women's golf right? >> dr. drew: right, you could go the other way. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: mike, last words to you, were you offended? >> mike: yeah, i do play golf

and not anywhere near as well as my wife who went to college on a golf scholarship. but i will say, i don't want to live in a world where i can't throw a tampon at my golfing buddy shank pot mus bus he just shanked a 75 yard drive so. >> greg: i don't want to live in that world either. >> i don't either. don't want to be there. anybody want to be there. >> greg: nobody does. if you can't throw a tampon at a friend, what's the point of having tampons. >> tulsi: what's the world coming to. >> greg: i had three older sisters i learned early enough. up next he stayed by her side despite attempted homicide. let the weight of the day. fall away, give your cares and worries over to god. blessed are the poor in spirit for the patient. for lent this year instead of chocolate,

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>> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words, marriage survived wife's murder plot. brett, pennsylvania couple celebrating 57 years of marriage despite the wife hiring a hit man to kill her husband back in 1983. that's kind of nice. i guess that means you should try to kill your spouse. >> mike: yes. >> greg: have you thought about it? >> brett: am i only supposed to give you five words. >> greg: no, the segment's only five words. you've already run out of time >> brett: only four years in jail for this woman.

>> greg: i know >> brett: you think she's still trying to go after him. >> greg: i don't know. they made a movie about it called i love you to death tulsi who i hope they take that out of context. >> she poured sleeping pills into his food, this is attempt number three, and then shot him. and says, about that, i guess i wasn't thinking straight. and he has no other thoughts about it and they're back together for 40 years. >> tulsi: and he spoke to her every single day of the four years she was in jail. >> greg: maybe he realized how deeply she loved him and she showed it by shooting him in the face. >> tulsi: as crazy as this story is, i think the deeper lesson we can all take from it is the power of forgiveness. >> greg: there you go. >> mike: or just hire a really good hitman. >> tulsi: no, that's not the take away. >> greg: that's a good question. should you hire a hit man or do it use you are self? because if you hire a hit man

there's somebody else you have to worry about. >> bring somebody else into the loop. >> greg:en a you can't google search because then at in your google. how do i get rid of the body. so it's a very tricky situation. if you were me -- >> well you want hopefully have a friend running a global security business. [cheers and applause]. >> mike: no, it is interesting. some really good friends that i have, when we get together at scuffles we play this parlor game around the dinner table, how would you kill use you are spouse. >> tulsi: really. >> mike: we just do this and the answer's always fascinating and interesting and bizarre. but they never included kill them with a baseball bat, poison them with sleeping pills, shoot them a couple of times. it was never a string of events. it was always one-way of doing it. but, yeah, love concurs all

tulsi. >> greg: i'm sure your wife will enjoy watching tonight's episode mike. don't go

a splended show. thanks to tulsi gabbert and everyone. i love you america. >> thank you, greg, good evening everybody, welcome to america's late news, fox news late night. breaking tonight, president biden makes a surprise visit to ukraine just days before the conflict reaches the one-year mark. the president commits to more aid on top of the more than $100 billion that was promised. that does not include fighter jets that president zelenskyy desperately wants. secretary of state antony blinken warned china will give letha