the tv cameras are gone. we're in this for the long haul. we were there within a few hours after this happened. we're still there and we're going to see this through until we deal with the problems that are there. >> neil: you have been everywhere on that front. governor dewine, thank you very much. here is "the five." >> i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, piers morgan, dana perino, "the five." >> greg: president biden getting slammed over a split screen moment as americans in ohio say they're getting sick from toxic chemicals. the president was thousands of miles away in poland for support for ukraine. >> our support will not waiver.

nato will not be decided and we will not tire. ukraine will never be a victory for russia. one year after the bams began to fall, russian tanks rolled in to ukraine. ukraine is still independent and free. >> greg: oh, man. biden's foreign trip isn't sitting well with the mayor of east palestine. >> that was the biggest slap in the face. that tells you right now he doesn't care about us. he can send every agency he wants to. i found that out this morning one of the briefings that he was in the ukraine giving millions of dollars away to people over there, not to us. i'm furious. >> greg: mayor pete says he will visit ohio's toxic train site but only when the time is right and boasts his experience as mayor has prepared him for this moment. >> i'm planning to go. our folks were on the ground from the first hours. look, i was mayor of my hometown

for eight years. we dealt be a lot of disasters, natural and human. one of the things i noticed very quickly is that there's two kinds of people who show up when you have that kind of disaster experience. people that are there with a specific job to do and to get something tone and people to look good and have their picture taken. when i go, it will be about action on rail safety. >> greg: that's amazing. 18 days after the crash, the epa taking charge of the cleanup and ordering the rail company to pay for it. the agency's chief made another visit to the site and sipped the water. >> i'll tell you, we believe the science. we don't mind proving to you that we think the water is safe.

>> greg: piers, welcome back. >> piers: thank you. >> greg: what do you think? you go why isn't he doing this? what do you make of this? >> piers: i think you can split your view. i think i would have a strong view that it would correct for president biden to go to ukraine. it was a bold move. it was two fingers up this week in the first anniversary week. i think he was right to do that. but i think what's been going on town in east palestine is extraordinary and mayor pete seems completely diluted. he keeps saying i'm planning to go. it's been three weeks. what are you plan something you get on a flight. i can only oh if there was a trail derailment in the u.k., a specific brief was train incidents, did not go for 18, 19 days to the scene, they would be fired. they would be gone. they'd be torched.

because everybody would think that was outrageous. he seems to think the longer he leaves it, the better he looks. i've got a wake-up call for you. the longer you leave it, the worse it looks. get your ass down there now. he's so wrong about what he said. i can always remember on 9-11 when president bush went down there. he wasn't meeting the criteria that mayor pete was doing. what a powerful photo op. when he spoke to the world, the world new that he was taking this seriously. that's the point >> greg: i love the criteria though. we should all be doing that. i would get groceries. but i'm going to go when we need them. i didn't want to go to the store just for some lousy symbolic gesture. >> dana: it's very galling. i have a few things to say.

this is the same crowd that continues to this day to criticize george w. bush for flying over hurricane katrina and you could make all of those arguments that well, it was busy and you couldn't get down there and you didn't want to take away resources. regardless, they still make fun of him for that. that is 18 days after the fact. at this point, you might as well not go. for the president, it was his instincts that weren't telling him i need to go immediately. his instincts didn't say i need to go before the ukraine and his instincts didn't say i need to go after poland so they need to go and he never called a cabinet meeting and say mayor pete, get over there. we need them to know that they have support. he didn't do any of that. you think about the other things that they care about. you know when they care about something. how many events did they do after georgia passed their law

on never jim crow 2.0? the entire cabinet was on high alert. that was the most important issue that you had to go and do. the president's instincts were wrong. it would have been easier for him to say i'm going saturday or sunday or let them know afterwards. he didn't to that. he is rightly getting the criticism. i don't think it's wrong for him to go to ukraine. fine. great. make sense. he was already going to be in poland. his heart didn't tell him i should see these people first? >> greg: what do you think, joey? what do you think about this year anniversary? how do you feel about the war going so far? >> joey: i love the optics was president biden strolling down the streets, the sirens going off that haven't been off in a few weeks. they called russia to let him know that they were going. they were under aerial attack. he puts his aviators on and he can't be harmed. one thing that president biden and democrats and republican

associated the swamp need to understand, americans of all walks of life are growing weary of what we're calling a war sold on a stump speech. that's what that was today in poland. this is not an indictment on us helping the ukraine. i don't have enough information to have an educated opinion on that. this is a war sold to us on a stump peach. i left the least impressive parts of me over in ukraine. when you pivot this conversation to ohio, where is the trust, the leadership, the explanation of this that creates an understanding that allows us to say this community is safe. well, you know, maybe buttigieg being in d.c., i don't know in the train was headed west. maybe he's looking at the root of the problem. maybe he's going the administrative action or what the administration does. maybe he's looking for the root of the problem. those people in that town don't care. they don't care about excuses. he is waiting 18 days to breathe the air? that's the rumor that comes from this. >> piers: isn't trump going

tomorrow? >> greg: you think that would get them to go. >> piers: if that doesn't get you on a plane, donald trump down there, right? grandstanding. if that doesn't make mayor pete get on the next plane, there's something wrong with that. >> greg: he's above that. he's only going for the right reasons. he will tell us what the reasons are soon, i'm sure. >> jeanine: so why does the president of the united states visit ukraine on president's day? imagine that you're sitting in palestine, ohio. imagine you're afraid to drink the water, take a bath, wash your kids. you're worried about breathing the air and all kinds of problems and the president has not visited and fema has refused aid. the secretary of transportation only mentioned it after he was embarrassed into it and mentions it in a tweet. imagine sitting there, the president of the united states tells people in ukraine, we are with you until the end.

if you're sitting in palestine, ohio, you're saying to yourself, is he with the foreigners until the end? you can't get anything, but he gives a half a billion dollars to ukraine? when does the money end to ukraine? we've given them $113 billion. the u.k. has given them i think $8 billion. >> greg: what's up with that, piers? >> piers: love us alone, butt felled. >> joey: maybe they're smarter than yes are. >> piers: can i raise a hand? >> jeanine: you hang on. i'm not answer -- wait a minute. wait. at some point we've got to say when is enough, when is the off ramp and imagine listening to a president now that the epa is deciding they're coming out. the epa is like the fox watching the hen house. so our issue is, look, i've given money to ukraine.

it's not that i have a problem with it. my problem is why are we treating american citizens like this? why to we leave american citizens in afghanistan? why do we allow american citizens to be overrun at the southern border? i can go on and on. why do we allow the chinese to hover over on intercontinental ballistic missile sites? now he's on a world stage. next thing you know, putin says i'm out of the nuclear treaty. things are ramping up for what reason? >> piers: because they invaded a sovereign democratic country. he needs to be beat. >> jeanine: how many years do we the stay there? >> piers: until the job gets done. they're prevailing longer than we thought. >> greg: the money they pull the money out, they're dust. so we're stuck with this forever. so we have no choice. this is basically what we've done. we bought a money pit.

we bought a vacation home that we're never going to see. you know what i mean? it's going to be rubble. >> piers: i throw back at you that it's freedom and democracy that you're seeing. they're invisible things but they're incredibly important. >> jeanine: we don't have it in this country. >> piers: there's things in this country that are wrong. >> joey: that argument was for iraq. that argument was for afghanistan. look where they are now and look where we are. at least show a strategy. >> piers: i remember the first gulf war. america didn't hesitate to go in and get rid of saddam hussein. that was for the right reasons. it was an attack of freedom and it was defended. i remember that was the operation, right? so i think sometimes you have to remember what is the fight actually about. >> greg: all right. coming up next, ron desantis taking his war on the woke directly to liberal cities. ♪

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♪ >> jeanine: ron desantis causing liberal heads to explode. all he had to do is show up in their cities. the florida governor making stops in blue-led areas of new york, philadelphia and chicago and railing against woke policies. >> there should not be any of these woke prosecutors getting elected anywhere in the country at this point. in florida, our promise to parents, you send your kid to school, they'll get an education, need to pay a political indoctrination. we don't put up with woke

ideology. we don't surrender to the woke mob. my state is where woke goes to die. >> jeanine: new york city mayor eric adams isn't a fan. claiming desantis is the one who is out of touch. >> we don't believe in treating people differently if they're part of the lgbtq + community. we don't believe in the things that he believes in. we don't believe in using asylum seekers as props. sending them around the country. there's a philosophical disagreement. i wanted him to understand this is a city where we have a different philosophy and far too many of the things that he believes in. >> jeanine: and the liberal mid i can't is triggered by the anti-woke florida governor. >> you know it, we know it. this whole war against wokeness is a war against freedom. some conservatives and libertarians know it, too. what has been a problem for florida is a problem for america.

it's not about disney or your woke gas stove. desantis is determined to week out freedoms. >> jeanine: greg, it's a we're on freedom. >> greg: it's a war on freedom if you believe men should be free to go to women's bathroom by identifying themselves as women. it's a war against freedom if you think teachers slash activists can talk to your children about their gender without telling their parents. if you believe that is impingement on freedom, it's a war against freedom. it's a war against idiots. wokeness is on the ropes. it's not the right any more that is businessed off. the left, the center, they're all finding it to be an embarrassment and common enemy. you cannot defend wokeness without feeling like you got something dirty on you.

it's so ridiculous. when you look at the woke people, on tik tok or whatever, they're indisdistinguishable from the antifa mug shots. they're tragic looking, look like they need help. that's where woke is at. desantis realizes that confronting woke is free money. he knows that if you select the most infuriating element, that is factual. then you call it out. then the person finds it indefensible and they shut up. that is free money. >> jeanine: all right. don't these dems understand that we used the facts against them as greg was saying? there's certain trusts that can't be denied. >> on plus, the defund the police, it wasn't some kind of movement towards a bill that would take money away. it was a cultural narrative that said policing is so rotten, it

needs the done away with and replaced with good well and empathetic das. racism is almost extinct now because we can't discern true racism from wokeness. wokeness is racism in and it itself. this two words equal out. going back to mayor adams attacking ron desantis. he talks about new york city values. they're they ban people that are not vaxed, send immigrants to canada from a city of seven million. they can't take immigrants. they stand between americans and their right to self-defense called the second amendment. so it seems to me the values of new york city politicians are those of exclusion and oppression. >> jeanine: one of the things that adams talked about with ron desantis, he used the asylum seekers as problems. and eric adams was ready to send

them to canada. >> dana: it was so cold that they came back. we had a guest on "america's newsroom." he had a good point. he said when desantis goes to these cities, somebody like mayor adams gets lured into a debate with him that they're going to lose. it's a smart move. desantis could point to many officers that are left new york, philly and chicago to go to florida where they get better pay and get the backup that they need in order to do the job that they want to do. i think on the new yorkers would love for a little bit of that desantis attitude and muscle to help them here in the city, especially on the migrant front. we had a story that madison alworth did where you have local business owners near the hotels where the migrants are being housed. they lost foot traffic, basically unable to pay rent. you know how rents are in new york city. they're going to lose their jobs as well. in addition, their tax dollars

are going to pay for the migrants that are here that are ungrateful to be here anyway. so it's a mess. i think that this visit for desantis is smart. nikki haley announced she's running for president and got a lot of attention. desantis, all he has to do is leave florida state lines and gets a ton of attention. >> jeanine: one thing that ron desantis talked about is how absurd the bail law is in new york. new york is the only state that you cannot consider the dangerousness of the perp. makes sense? >> piers: a lot of what he does and says makes sense. his rhetoric makes sense. i don't identify as a conservative, although we're in a world of limitless identification. maybe tomorrow i will. >> greg: you're a nonbinary conservative. >> piers: yeah. the woke brigade drives me nuts. bill mahr said this.

there's people left that look at these woke people -- i leak at joy reid. i think in my worst nightmares, i wake up in a pool of sweat because i've been trapped on a desert island with joy reid for the rest of my natural life. it eats inside my soul. it's like a flesh-eating bug. when she says the whole war against wokeness is really a war against freedom, it's the complete opposite. the war is actually from the woke brigade about freedom. they want to tell us how to eat, drink, what movies we can look, s statues we like. it's the antithesis of freedom and a form of fascism. i would say to the major of new york, desantis was captain and star baseball player for the yale bulldogs baseball team.

he was also the special counsel to the commander of seal team 1 in fallujah. i wouldn't pick a twitter fight with that guy. he know what's he's doing. he's a very impressive operator, ron desantis. he's going to take a lot to stop him. >> jeanine: up next, the liberal freak-out over nikki haley reaches an absurd level. she's accused of pushing white supremacy. ♪ >> woman: why did we choose safelite? >> vo: for us, driving around is the only way we can get our baby to sleep, so when our windshield cracked, we needed it fixed right. we went to safelite.com. there's no one else we'd trust. their experts replaced our windshield, and recalibrated our car's advanced safety system. they focus on our safety... so we can focus on this little guy.

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♪ >> joey: looks like somebody is getting under their skin. the liberal media is lobbing vicious smears against republican candidate nikki haley. whoopi goldberg bashing the governor over her age.

>> a new generation? you're 51. what are you talking about? it's not a new generation. she may be younger than most of those people but her rhetoric is the same. she says the same thing. >> joey: right on cue, an msnbc guest trying to link her to white supremacy. >> nikki haley is the alpha karen with brown skin. she's the perfect manchurian candidate. >> joey: haley is not letting the attacks get her down. >> i've had this all my life. when i was first elected governor, minority democrats said she's not a minority. she's a conservative with a tan. they will come after me with everything. if my age is all they have, it means we're winning. >> joey: greg, you're the resident expert on what bad people would say.

>> very much so. >> joey: are terms like racist and white supremacy overplayed that they tonight matter anymore? >> greg: my source in the white supremacistment move says they're upset because minorities are stealing their jobs. they called here a white supremacy. the silence was brutal. nobody in the msnbc segment should feel proud of what just went on in there. you have to say whether you're having this argument or not, you're talking about pigment. it's like when she said aim conservative with a dan. that sound pretty funny and humorous but they're saying, you know, she's basically a racist with a tan. she's a conservative. they end up in this spot where they know -- when he was saying that, you could tell. it wasn't just untrue. it was also unbelievable. it was like you can see on their faces that here's a nice lady

that has done a lot with her life. she's become a governor, she's like -- she's raised a family. a good person. you're on tv saying this. you know it's not true. you can say the same thing and i won't say this about these msnbc hacks that they're brown skins allow them to profit on msnbc by telling their vulnerable viewers that everybody is racist. i won't say that. >> dana: you would not do that. >> greg: no, i wouldn't. i would never do that. that would be going down to their level. i won't the that. i hate all of you for not getting my joke. >> joey: it's not my fault. i don't get most jokes. >> piers: i'm from britain. nosh gets my jokes ever. >> joey: we live in a world where race and gender can be applauded and one person, kamala harris, because of their beliefs but something you can attack someone like nikki haley that is

arguably more impressive? >> piers: think about how impressive it is what they said. how easily offended they are by anything even resembling a sentence like that. it's the double standards. this extraordinary attack on nikki haley for her age. don lemon, nothing against him but he stole my office at cnn. and he called me a racist against megan markle. him mocking nikki haley for her age when he was six or seven years older and missing the point. i checked this. you'll be pleased with my research. i checked out the age of every american president in history. if nikki haley was to win, she would be in the top third youngest presidents america has ever had. she would be six years younger than george washington and thomas jefferson. a year younger than abraham lincoln. we're going to start saying

women of her age are over the hill, past their prime. whoopi goldberg giving advice. if anybody is past their prime, it's somebody that still has a job on a tv show having said publicly twice now the holocaust wasn't about racism. so i just find the way that they go off to people is so ludicrous. that's my answer. >> joey: speaking of -- i wanted to say this. judge, speaking of women who are in their prime, i don't know a women in my career that has been more successful than you. you're a pioneer in your career. is this type of attack something that comes with the territory when it comes to being a successful conservative woman? >> jeanine: at this point being a woman is not that unusual. years ago when i started, yes -- i'll leave the number alone. >> piers: nowhere near your prime. every time i do this show you're

better than the last time. don lemon is rocketing the other way. you're going up. >> jeanine: for me, always criticism. criticism because i was a woman. you know, i was a lebanese descent. they said i had my roots deep in the arab world. no. we're convenient -- venetian is. . they make this stuff up. i don't know how they live with themselves. like greg says, they're trying to make money. >> greg: it's a profit model. >> jeanine: it is. you steal yourself up against them. you ignore them and you do better than they do and you win in the end. >> greg: the thing is the worst thing -- okay. two things that were said about nikki haley. which one is worse? you're past your prime or you're a white supremacist.

you don't let anybody off for that. the reason why cnn was imploded in the last couple years is because of that. because there were people tired of being called racist by cnn and their viewers are like screw you, they're gone. cnn's implosion happened because they opened the doors to their dismissal. once you is that right calling people -- there's no more formidable enemy than the falsely accused. >> joey: real quick, dana. that is good for her moving forward. >> dana: she should get fruit baskets from every one of them. did you ever do mad libs? the insults that they were lobbying against her were like a mad lib thing. they're calling this woman that was the governor that took down the confederate flag in south carolina, which was not easy a white supremacist? it's absurd. there's a debate about should you get into a contest early. one of the reason is because you have to staff up, you have to raise money, you have to figure out how to be in the news every

day. they have helped her be in the news every day. she's one of those -- send one of those edible flowers. >> joey: edible plants are not allowed in south carolina. >> dana: edible a range mind. thank you. >> joey: coming up, joe biden's border crisis is going to head north. agents overwhelmed to stop a surge coming from canada. ♪ (voya mnemonic.) there are some things that go better...together. hey! like your workplace benefits... and retirement savings. with voya, considering all your financial choices together... can help you be better prepared for unexpected events. for a brighter financial future. thanks. ahh pretzel and mustard... another great combo. (voya mnemonic.) voya. well planned. well invested. well protected. my name is douglas.

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♪ >> piers: i'm actually an irishman for the record. you think we're all the same. president biden's border fiasco is spreading north, way north. a growing number of migrants are now going to canada.

vermont has seen an 846% jump. border officials are overwhelmed and begging for help. >> we need the resources on the southern border and the northern border. we have to stand strong and stand firm with our partners. we need the administration to reach out to canada just like we need them to reach out to mexico and hold them accountable to make sure both borders are secure. >> piers: so dana, what do you think of this? looks like the problem is now heading north. >> dana: i think that the common denominator that we're not talking enough about or i would like to emphasize more, this is driven by the cartels. the cartels are flying the migrants there and getting them to come across. because well, why not? they're expanding their business model. they have a franchise. so i think that if the trudeau government is upset about this, they want more migrants because they need people to work. they don't have enough of a population to do that. their system is also now getting

overwhelmed. if fentanyl pours in not just from the south but from the north and you have families all over this country, the most bipartisan issue in america is a grieving mother and father that lost a child to fentanyl poisoning or overdosing. so the cartels are the common denominator. that's what we should be focused on. we don't do that enough. >> piers: greg, every time i come back to america, the problem gets worse. now it's getting worse in geography as well. >> greg: i don't blame them for leaving canada. >> piers: what is the root of this? >> greg: dana hit the nail on the head. we're not doing enough to counter the cartels. we have to consider bombing them. we have to go to the source. maybe they're seeking asylum from asylum. canada is probably -- if you think we're woke here, trudeau is crazy. they're going after students for their words. people are getting arrested for

ideas. >> piers: he made that speech. saying man kind is not a word that he likes to use because it includeses the word "man." joey? >> joey: i agree that trudeau is woke. they banned guns, which is insane to me. as a hunter, the only thing that should be pouring over the borders are geese in the fall. we have a town in vermont saying we're a border town. you have to help us. what is consistent in this. no matter where you are or what your politics are, when you get an influx of illegals, all of a sudden you see the light. you think greg abbott may be on to something in texas. i wonder -- 5,500 migrants pouring across the border. how many in new york sent there to begin with. do you get a war if you invade both countries from the same year. >> jeanine: i'm trying to figure out how they get to canada.

how do they get on an airplane? >> greg: maybe they're the balloons, judge. >> jeanine: they need to be careful. we might shoot them down. listen, the united states in addition to the artery that is being created in the united states for the manufacturing and delivering of drugs, we are a globalist landing spot with benefits. everybody wants to come here. we're not saying no. board needs more help. we're not giving them more help. in the end, american is losing. we're constantly losing the war by china against the united states with the mexican cartel making money. in the end, i mean we're losing everything in this country. and biden is not going to stop it. this is just a continuing inevitable follow up to the southern border invasion. >> piers: on that cheerful note, the fastest is up next. ♪

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gutfeld's exclamation point might be up to something. greg, when you read and the good news is, your favorite piece of advice is to knock off all the exclamation points. >> greg: did i say that? i'm a hypocrite. you know what an exclamation point does? turns things that seem to be angry happy. if you put the exclamation point, it's like -- makes everybody feel good. >> dana: that's true if you're saying thank you. but if you're using exclamation point in normal conversation, i need this by 3:00. that drives me nuts. >> joey: i find myself going through an e-mail and replacing exclamation point with periods. >> dana: it's like yelling. >> jeanine: the exclamation point is yelling.

how does it turn something bad into something good? >> dana: thank you or thank you! >> jeanine: if they say a lot -- a lot of exclamations. to me it's yelling. that's what it means to me. >> piers: i heard you did what you normally did. you blame the british. >> greg: i do. >> piers: research into this. it was an italian poet that invented the exclamation mark. he released it to the world. it wasn't a british thing. my experience of deal egg with the britts, italians and the americans is that you are obsessed with exclamation marks. you can't send an e-mail without putting it in there. >> greg: do you know what happens with exclamation point gets pregnant? >> jeanine: it's a question. >> dana: question mark. good one, judge. she got that joke. >> greg: she got half of it.

>> dana: i hated three question marks, too. don't do that to me. can you be on me show three question marks? don't do that. up next, the top places to take on an army of the undead. my home state of wyoming tops the list. and states with a higher population are prepared the least. joey, i want to be where you are. >> joey: and i want to be where those like me are. you go where all the guns are. florida, texas, they have all the cows, the game, the food that they need. they're shy on water. they only have one natural lake. i believe in texan's ability to survive. >> piers: the apocalypse is the end of the world. doesn't matter what state you're living in. you'll be dead as a door nail. right? when that here do you want to be

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so it's decided, we'll park even deeper into parking spaces so people think they're open. surprise. [ laughs ] [ horn honks, muffled talking ] -can't hear you, jerry. -sorry. uh, yeah, can we get a system where when someone's bike is in the shop, then we could borrow someone else's? -no! -no! or you can get a quote with america's number-one motorcycle insurer and maybe save some money while you're at it. all in favor of that. [ horn honking ] there's a lot of buttons and knobs in here. >> greg: talk really fast. one more thing. i won't be on tomorrow or the next day because i will be

flying to l.a. to do bill maher's podcast. that's whereby he introduce me and we get drunk. >> piers: i did it and did get drunk. >> greg: and then tonight a great show with some dude piers mmore began, kat timpf. happy birthday. do you want me to do this or not? should i move on? let's do this. greg, what the heck is that? so i'm going to show you this. guess what it is. show this little fella. it just was born. >> judge jeanine: how do you know? >> greg: because i have got notes. what kind of animal is that, judge? >> judge jeanine: i don't know, mouse? >> piers: is it a rut? >> joey: that is a chernobyl gerbil. >> judge jeanine: it's a gerbil,

yeah. >> dana: pointy nose rat. >> greg: elephant shroo it only weighs 10 grams. >> judge jeanine: vienna, austria. >> greg: i'm going on to dana. >> dana: a group of students went above and beyond to help a dog owner rescue their pet from a muddy canal in england, piers, after they saw him struggling with a leash going into the water. on the other end clinging the wall. amazing. all students and they were helping. you know how much they love dogs in england. they formed a human chain. and the dog is named s sumac. >> greg: all right, piers. >> piers: sat down with the biggest liar in world politics he tried to claim george santos simply question of making mistakes. i decided to take him up on that. here it is. going to start from i have been a terrible liar.

we you be prepared to say that? >> sure. like i said. i have been a terrible liar. on those subjects. this wasn't about tricking anybody. this was about getting accepted by the party here locally. >> piers: can you watch more of his terrible lies piers morgan uncensored on fox nation. quite something to say i'm a terrible liar. does it mean he is terrible in the scale of lies or terrible at lying. >> greg: he qualifies as both. >> judge jeanine: yeah, okay. all right. i bit you don't know what this guy does. his name is flexible suede. serving up serious flexibility. he is going through a tennis racket. watch this. bending his body through such a small place twisting twisting and turning and he made it. that's all i have to say about that. braf slow. >> joey: real quick.

i went to daytona on friday on the way through there i got hounded by bomb dog. guinness, so famous it has its own little stuffed animal. handler another deputy a big fan. i brought the stuffed animal down and there is march go with guinness. >> dana: so cute. joey, that was hilarious. you win one more thing. >> judge jeanine: joey suede. >> greg: hi, bret. >> bret: joey wins one more thing. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, as the world marks the first anniversary of the ukraine war, a war of words between the leaders of the u.s. and russia. president biden today in poland saying there will be hard and bitter days ahead as ukraine battles russians across that country. but the president saying, having just visited there, the u.s. will support ukraine for, quote as long as it takes. meantime in duling speeches, russian president vladimir putin says he is suspending russia