today. >> what would your reeks be if the da decides against bringing any charges. >> i will be sad if nothing happens. this was too much, too much information, too much of my time. there was just too much for this to just be, oh, okay, we're good. buy. >> if there was just a perjury charge. >> i would be happy as long as something happens. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, all right. happy tuesday! happy tuesday, everybody. another beautiful audience. so, how do you know when you're in the middle of some form of hysteria? well, if people say you're crazy for pointing it out. you see this now with gender assignment surgery for kids. proponents claim it's about the

child's happiness so how dare you suggest that cutting up kids like a thanksgiving turkey is harmful. it's page one of the gas lighting handbook. you're nuts and not them. but thankfully this delusion is now eroding. in the uk a gender identity clinic was shut down after allegedly fast tracking minorsendr transition. a new book claims the facility ignored evidence that 97.5% of the children seeking sex changes had autism, depression, or other problems that might have explained their unhappiness. because, as we all know, there's no better treatment for autism, depression and happiness than putting your privates in a blender. i'm sorry, if a child wants to change genders, no doctor should say, hey, well you're the boss. that's like telling an and wrecks i can, maybe you do need to lose a few pounds and handing her diet pills.

a whistle blower says children who might not be trans were collateral damaged for transphobic. if 95% are collateral damage you have worse aim than alec baldwin. sometimes kids as young as 10 were sent on this path. i mean, where do these creeps go to med school, epstein island? so what happens when all these abused children grow up into regretful adults? you know, beyond auditioning for the open seat on the view. they should sue the hospitals who forced this stuff on them. i mean you take a surgeon who leaves a sponge in your spleen to court, so why not one who leaves your weenie in a sink. they should pay or it's going to keep on happening. but whistle blowers are starting to blow their whistles. pe teacher, she has a whistle, jessica in california says she was fired for not deploying with her school district's gender policies citing her christian

faith. once again that old, pesky old jesus ruins the party. apparently they wanted her to lie to parents about their kids gender transitions under their privacy policy. a privacy policy. that's the perfect wedge between kids and their parents. but since when has someone saying, hey, don't tell your parents about our besation with your genitals ever been the good guy? here's jessica. >> i also found out in my position as a pe teacher that i have to allow -- i was told i need to allow trans students into the locker room. that really caught me off-guard and i clarified with them, are you telling me i need to let male genitals into the locker room? and they said yes. >> greg: she lost her job for sounding the alarm. and her school district said

they take employees religious beliefs seriously but also her students right to arrive's. bogus religious beliefs shouldn't matter an atheist should be just as disgusted as any christian or muslim or scientologist. you don't need the bible to tell you this is wrong, just a 14 year old daughter with a handlebar mustache. meanwhile, the missouri ag is probing disturbing whistle blower claims that a transgender clinic harmed hundreds of kids. jamie reed is a left wing self identified queer woman married to a trans man. i'd love to see the figures on top of that wedding cake. now this whistle blower is calling out the washington university transgender center at the st. louis children's hospital where she worked as a case manager. reed alleges staff used experimental drugs on kids distributing puberty blockers and cross sex hormones. and also used these drugs without parental consent. meaning that if you gave your

depressed son steroids to feel like a he man, they'd arrest you. but your depressed daughter they'll pump enough testosterone to make lance armstrong's nut grow back. sorry. but this stuff would make himler blush. reed also said this led some kids to attempt suicide and the center never stopped doling out hormones. forget about do no harm, they didn't stop when they knew they were doing harm. loots like that. meanwhile hughes said it's alarmed by the allegation and they should be because it appears the jig is up. parents know what they've been up to and there will be hell to pay and that's a bill they can't pass on to anyone else. reed also has evidence they unlawfully billed taxpayers to fund all of this. where do these people get their balls. you know what? i don't want to know. >> period!

[cheers and applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he's so british he refers to fox nation as the col anyones, host of piers morgan on fox nation, piers morgan. >> piers: thank you. >> greg: she's so wise owls call her for advice. author of of the social justice warrior handbook, lisa depasquale! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: the only thing older than his act is his wardrobe, host of fox across america, jimmy failla! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and like day old coffee, she's ice cold and bitter. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: piers welcome to the show i feel like i just saw you. >> you did on the five. never have enough of me. >> never enough of piers. that should be your motto. i have a feeling we're going to look back at this era the way we looked at the 80s kind of like

that child molestation scarce in the day cares. is it as scary over there. >> the clinic you mentioned was in london. the extraordinary thing, and this is widespread with this whole woke world we now live in, is everyone knew this was wrong, what was going on, everybody had a sense. people were trying to get into it to report on it and to expose what was happening to these poor kids. but anyone who tried to do that was promptly branded transphobic. you were a bigot if you didn't go along with this and as we-esque to every part of it there was something wrong with you and it turned out actually no, everyone's suspicions were right actually what was going on there was what was wrong and this is the weapon the woke brigade uses isn't it? is that whenever you raise, say the transgender in sport debate. when you see a 6'4" former male competing against women in a

swimming pool and beating them by 50 seconds, if you say well that's not fair is it, it's wrong, it's unequal. you're a bigot, you're a trans fob. so it goes on. it's the weaponizing of these issues makes it almost impossible to debate. and anyone who tries to jk ruling rawling you become the weaponized person and the one who's attacked when in fact what you just read is one of the bravest things i've heard on television in the world. >> greg: now i'm scared. >> piers: because finally someone's actually saying the truth about this stuff. this is child abuse what's been going on. it's the job of adults to protect children not to expose them to what has been going on. >> greg: it's crazy [cheers and applause] >> greg: crazy. it's crazy lisa because i hate children and here i am fighting for them. i despise those monsters, but -- you know what drives me crazy is the phrase puberty blockers.

for 300,000 years, we all went through puberty. i think you should just go through it right? and then see what happens after. it's like saying, you know, i'm going to put off growing hair. it's not like delaying your driver's license. at some point you're going to have to do this >> kat: that's what i thought. >> lisa: what's interesting is there's so many things, you know, that's been brought up before that you need to be over 18 to do like get a tattoo or some other cosmetic surgery and there are rare cases wheres the parents allow it about you in this case there's tons of story tellers out there that i really wish would be more public of, i know that they have this obstacle in the media but there's detransitioners, there's feminists like jk rowling that have a problem with this, gaze, parents, lots of people that can tell their stories on this. i agree with piers, your monologue was great. >> greg: oh, well, thank you.

i like these kind of guests. getting all that abuse from tyrus and kat. >> jimmy: tough love. >> greg: yeah, you know, i wish you would transition to like appealing. what do you make of this trend? do you think finally there's a flashlight being shown? >> jimmy: yeah, no, i think this is going to end in a bunch of lawsuits and someone's going to make a courtroom drama called 12 angry them. [laughter] >> greg: that was actually a good joke. >> jimmy: come on, man. stick with me. here is the scam of why this has been going on from word one, and we know this to be true. there's two motives here. one, the clinics make a ton of money off the surgery and ultimately the meds of having a lifelong patient which in its own is barbaric and reckless. two is they're kind of manufacturing a new civil rights movement where they're trying to advance all of their legislation around anybody who opposes what we want is going to a wave of suicides.

we know it's not the trans people because of our friend kaitlyn jenner. if you remember the kaitlyn jenner story she got on the cover of vanity fair day one, she's beautiful, anyone who doesn't think so is a monster, we're going to kill your dog and a didn't your children. day two espn courage awards, she's brave, anyone who doesn't think so she's going to be fired. day three she comes out as a republican and they're like screw you, you're out of here, we don't like you bruce. and there it went. but you know this, i know this, been here knows this. it's never been about tolerance or inclusion it's always about whether or not you're a democrat and you can read further if you're a black conservative or female conservative who happens to be running for president, none of those apply to the marginalized groups. >> greg: we have men who identify as women while holding on to their genitalia and

participating in sports. what if you as a republican or conservative transition into a democrat while holding all of your beliefs. >> lethal. >> greg: that makes some sense but at the same, it doesn't. kat, what do you think? you can ignore everything i just said >> kat: i did. [laughter] >> kat: i don't know. i mean, obviously the way this happens is like the most contentious issue is the trans issue and with any contentious issue is to take the contentious part out of it. in any kind of medical situation if there is a treatment that can have lasting effects of a person you want to be really sure that that's what you want to do. for example, you don't give someone chemo if you're not sure if they have cancer or not because chemo could have lasting effects. i feel like if you explain it like that to people, they really -- you have to agree, there's no way to not agree. >> greg: that's a brilliant way of putting it. >> kat: oh, i am glad i came

back. >> greg: but if you do say that i wonder if you're working at one of these clinics that says don't say that because that makes too much sense. >> piers: it also comes back to this thing of self identity this era we live in where you can be anything you want to be. a democrat. we just had a case in scotland. >> greg: the rapist. male rapist identifies feel mail. >> mail rapist who said efforts married many years said he was a scam artists gets convicted of raping two women and at trial he says by the way i'm a woman, you can't send me to a men's prison where he would be badly treated i want to go to a woman's prison where i can target women i want to attack. he got into a woman's prison and they had to resign over the fury. but this is where limitless self takes you in a society, you're supposed to have societal rules.

>> greg: there's no restrictions anymore restrictions are bigoted. >> piers: right. >> greg: any kind of limit. last word to you, kat? do you have anything else you want to say >> kat: i think i pretty much covered it. >> greg: okay. good. excellent work there. you can take the rest of this moment off >> kat: thank you. >> greg: up next there's nothing like a democrat-run city to keep it grimy and gritty. [cheers and applause] ya know, if you were cashbacking you could earn on everything with just one card. chase freedom unlimited. so, if you're off the racking... ...or crab cracking, you're cashbacking. cashback on flapjacks, baby backs,

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>> greg: welcome back. should you dress in haz-mats in cities run by democrats, it's true democrats tax every last collar and make us live in squallers. the top five dirtiest cities in america have one thing in common. at least someone got that joke.

yeah, yeah, thank you. but also, they're run by democratic mayors. at least we finally found something democratic mayors are good at. filth. somewhere a native american is crying. no, not him. oh, yeah, you get that joke. you don't get the joke about her pooping on johnny depp's bed. where's your sense of priority people. among the 152 largest city chris in the country are houston newark san bernardino, detroit and jersey city. shout out to new jersey for landing two of the top five. that explains their state slogan, it's better with the windows rolled up. the list comes from a study by lawn starter. that sounds weird. who measured stuff like pollution, waste management, infrastructure, living conditions, which included the percentage of homes containing rots, cock roaches and any

copies of jesse watters book. all the cities who scored the worst are run by democratic mayors. usually to see stares that vacant you would have to go to an autopsy. wow. the cleanest city is virginia beach which is run, of course, by a republican. so unlike jimmy failla, the problems in the dem cities are well known. seems gratuitous, doesn't it? i also didn't want the split screen but i guess they needed it. >> jimmy: it was hot i liked it. >> greg: in detroit murder is up over the past year and that's not counting kat's missing exes. in houston they moved 2500 homeless people off the streets into apartment without them first getting treatment for drugs or complete a job search program. now when someone says houston we have a problem it means a meth attic just [bleep] in the foyer. and in new jersey, well, it's still new jersey. luckily their state bird is a

can of lysol. that is really harsh. so, failla, does this mean the reason there are democrats running these cities is because the people that live there really don't give a [bleep] either. >> jimmy: no. >> greg: they litter, they don't care. no big deal. >> jimmy: you can't argue they care because they keep reelecting it. they're not only run by democrats they've been run by democrats for 60 years. houston a lot of people are shocked because it's in texas, and people think of texas as gun loving republicans but houston is so liberal they want to defund the cop in the village people. but i did, a year ago this week we were all snowed in to dallas, do you remember this? and i wound up spending a night in houston trying to get to florida and the town was a dump. i called my hotel, the front desk to complain i was like yeah i have a leak in my sink. the guy was like, go ahead, we don't even care. it's houston we don't carement they've let themselves go. it's gross.

>> greg: kat, did it bother you that detroit landed in the top 5? because they've been trying to get their act together, haven't they? >> kat: i want to be the mayor of detroit so bad. >> greg: i think you could do it >> kat: i don't think i could get electd. >> greg: where did you live in detroit >> kat: i moved like five times by the time i was in second grade by the time i was there i was in mccomb but my grandma lived -- anything else? i'm regretting asking >> kat: how do you feel about detroit. >> greg: i love detroit. >> greg: i mean about being dirty >> kat: look, i mean, i also feel part of it was residents who find it dirty. living in new york i don't even notice it anymore. it always smells and there's trash everywhere. it wasn't on list but it's to the point where i go somewhere and the trash is in the trash can, i feel uncomfortable. i'm like, what's -- is everything okay. it just feels strange to me. >> greg: it's like if i see a

really clean street, i assume something's up >> kat: something's wrong like why am i here. >> greg: look around to see if i'm on film like one of those gotcha programs. i hate those i always feel like it's going to be with me. >> jimmy: it's like new york with nice people. >> greg: yeah, you come into a nice person like lisa. lisa what do you think of this, do you think it's unfair to single out democrat mayors like we always do or is this just pure coincidence. >> lisa: as someone who identifies now as a texan because i moved there, i'm not offended because houston is kind of a dump. but there are lots of dumpy towns in texas and in other states and i think generally most of them are these liberal-run cities. and whiffs looking at the list when it was talking about emissions and pollution and things that you can't really grab on, and i'm wondering if some of the other cities, like san francisco or new york or la got like the carbon credit to like get themselves off the list, something like that.

>> greg: that's possible. because, you know, sf is known for producing a lot of poop. and not in a good way. not as compost, piers. i think it's fair to say that a criminal does not keep a clean house. so do you think there's a correlation between treatment of the environment and the treatment of others? >> piers: yeah. i also think there's the classic hypocrisy of the left, which is getting more prevalent. for example, if you see someone's twitter bio and it has the hashtag be kind, you know they are very likely to be one of the most unkind people you've ever met in your entire life. >> greg: so true. loving grandfather iright. democrat mayor have all been spouting out about the environment carbon footprint and reside over a complete hell hole. just hypocrisy. if you're going to preach this stuff then you have to practice it and it starts at the top, these people who are running these places and stats don't lie right. >> greg: i remember sitting in a coffee shop in japan, yeah, i've

been to japan. and i saw a woman crossing the street and as she was walking she bent over and just picked up a wrapper. and then walked and just threw it away. it wasn't hers. that is like, you know, people used to do that. >> lisa: well, you also have to of some confidence in the trash not being that dirty. >> greg: that's true. never pick up anything off the streets of new york. >> no chance. >> greg: unless it's me. pick me up slowly and get me back into the apartment >> up next will cnn viewers spurn a more on's return? (psst psst) ahhhh... with flonase, allergies don't have to be scary. spray flonase sensimist daily for non-drowsy, long lasting relief in a scent-free, gentle mist. (psst psst) flonase. all good.

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>> greg: cnn's dimest rube is back on the tube. yeah, don lemon gets an hr warning and then returns to help cnn get a bad morning. he's said to return to his morning show tomorrow after vacationing in miami. that's him on the left. i'm over here.

but he proves criminals always return to the scene of the crime. nearly a week after the derogatory comments he made about women saw him get booted from the air. in case you forgot. here's a clip of donnie boy last week talking about nicky hail's equal if i can. >> nikki haley isn't in her prime. sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> greg: prime for what. >> we need a qualifier. prime for child bearing or prime -- >> don't shoot the messenger i'm just saying what the facts are google it. >> greg: google it. he's the only man alive who can make andrew dice clay seem like a feminist. as part of his return he will reportedly be forced to undergo sensitivity training and then will have to wear a cone for a couple weeks after they remove his testicles. god i want to see that. i mean his training. but cnn is reportedly already testing a lessons i have new

show to replace him. i believe we have a clip. [screaming] >> good morning and welcome to wake up dead. today's top stories, the easter bunny gave me aids. why my wife is a huge bitch. and how to mack a coat from your favorite pet. for the latest we go to my cohost sally. >> i'm pregnant with jfk's baby. >> all right, coming up after break, don't miss our new segment, what's manure smell like. >> plus how to eat your own hair. >> and don't miss the premier of robot penis. now i'm going to chug this whole bottle of purrell. >> greg: still better than don lemon, lisa. what did you think of his comments and does he deserve another chance? >> lisa: well, i want to be the

first to congratulate fox and friends on continuing to lead cable morning news for at least the foreseeable future with don lemon. i mean, as someone who is also past her prime, i'm really curious about the training that he's going to undergo. because if you learn too much, then it goes in the other direction. like if he learns about the science of menopause and infreud yum rhythm and voices it he goes back the other direction. >> greg: that's true the less he knows the better which i think has been guiding principle for most of his life. >> piers: imto preface my response by saying it's nothing personal he did steal my office when i left cnn, true. >> greg: is it technically your office if you leave. >> piers: he was in there faster than a greyhound out of a trap. secondly when i had to leave my own morning show britain for suggesting that meghan markle isn't entirely truthful don said i was committing an act of racism.

which, again, slightly pissed me off. so i'm not revelling in his discomfort just to preface it. >> greg: of course. >> piers: secondly i love that morning show you just did. i would watch that every morning. >> greg: so would i, i told them to come up with something awful and they didn't. >> piers: the extraordinary thing about this, i felt was, part from the training which makes me laugh, he's been on there 17 years. how are they going to retrain him, right? it's just completely bizarre idea. but also just what he said, the more you think about it, the bit that really got me was the, no, no. seriously, women are only in their prime in their 20s and 30s, google it. right? as if we go home blime has don got a point? wow it's true. because most of his viewers i imagine, and there aren't that many, most of them, a lot would be women, by his criteria by googling are past their prime.

so not only annoying all the women at cnn, all great journalists by his definition past his prime, but most of his audience, he just told them you're past your prime. just on every level compete madness and i don't know how you retrain someone that dumb. who you do you do it? >> greg: it's true. kat, we have to also accept that he's kind of an inspiration for an idiot. like if you made it this far as an idiot. that's not true. gay, black, liberal. he was bulletproof. he was bulletproof. that's how he got so far. >> he still is. >> greg: he still is he still has a job. if you said something lick that i would fire you in a second. but i can't, because you don't work for me. >> kat: all right. i just, i don't want to see him trained as much as i want to see him explain. i want to see him, like, what did he mean by that?

because there is, of course, the stigma of, you know, sexual desirability or was he talking about being able to have a baby which, poppy harlow tried to say that and he just talked over her which is why i'm really interested in the fact they used the word continuing to listen. start maybe? but what did he google that linked presidential and fertile in the results. i don't think that's a thing. that's not a thing. >> greg: he realizes there's never been a pregnant president. see? yeah. >> kat: it's just not clear. he never even apologized like to nikki haley. he was just like, i know a lot of chicks. >> greg: exactly. >> piers: they all like me. i would like to go back to those chicks at cnn and ask him really? is he right about that. >> greg: some of his best friends are women. what do you say jimmy. >> jimmy: first of all, anyone who says women over 50 aren't in

their prime has never seen my search history. allow me to submit to the record cougars 5. but don lemon is at least trying to play good ball, because he has at least come to the realizesation, there's no market for him if this doesn't work out. >> greg: that's right. >> jimmy: don lemon is the journalism job as bill cosby is to bartending jobs. i don't doubt somebody would hire them but they would be sleeping through the interview if they did. i think that's the problem. piers made the bigger point. okay. not that he should be fired for sexism if you fire him it's that he should be fired for stupid. you never want to hear yourself on live interview say google it why? that's what you want to do at a bar to throw them off. i'm right bro goggle it get another shot. >> kat: what if his training was

to watch milf manor. i watched five episodes last night. they are not slowing down. >> that's for sure. >> greg: coming up south park dresses down brats from the british crown.

>> greg: was south park too mean for crawling out this drama queen? yeah, they did an episode ridiculing harry and meghan titled worldwide privacy tour. the episode never named them but it's crystal clear who these characters are as they're globe trotting around the world. roll it, phyllis. >> we want privacy! we want privacy! >> it's the worldwide privacy tour. >> greg: perfect. the episode even makes references to harry's book. here's more. >> so let me start with you, sir. you've lived a life with a royal family had everything handed to

you and you've written all about it in your new book wha. >> you should write a book because air like part journalist. >> greg: the former royals aren't bothered at all because they realize it was in all good fun and laughing along with everyone. just kidsing. they take criticism as well as henry the 8th. i love that we have pictures of henry the eighth in case you don't know whey looks like. meghan is upset and overwhelmed and commentator neil told fox news that sources say the pair might sue. the pair might sue. isn't that like saying hunter might get high. the good news is they can hire michael avenatti at a discount. kat you love royalty >> kat: oh, yeah. no. no, i love this. i love this because it points out their hypocrisy's almost just too easy to say they want privacy and then, you know, they go out in the media, they're all

over the place. in the book he not only reveals a bunch of stuff about himself but he reveals any secret anyone's ever told them. so you quit because the daily mail's so awful and then you become the daily mail. >> greg: it's true. you can't trust him. i wouldn't tell him anything. and we're really close. piers, have you heard anything about this story? have you ever heard of this pair. >> piers: again, i don't want to bring anything personal into this, other than the reason i now work at fox nation, for example, is because i was doing a show i loved called good morning britain white to the point they squealed to oprah in the biggest wine i heard in royaltiestory and i said i didn't believe a word she was saying in particular meghan markle in fact i wouldn't believe her if she read a weather report and for that i had to leave my job 24 hours later because she complained to my box. so again this is not personal.

but brilliant about south park as it often is with south park they cut right to the bone of truth and this is what's really annoyed meghan and harry because they think they can basically over here play the kind of big victims because everyone's going to believe them, beastly royals, nasty racist royal family drove them out to their mansion in mont seat 0 where they make millions squealing about their family. and actually it's riddled with utter hypocrisy analyze. these wore lives a life of unparalleled luxury while keeping the royal titles upon which every dollar that they make is entirely dependent. i have to tell you in brit ann they are now less popular than prince andrew. >> greg: that's hard. prince andrew's like thank you guys. >> piers: i hope they sue south park. that would be a great lawsuit. >> greg: he's so stupid he probably actually named the

cartoon in the suit. the people that -- that was funny and none of you laughed. lisa i'm getting the sense that these people don't like me. what do you make of this? i feel like we should be grateful for having them in america because --. >> piers: yes, thank you. thank you. >> lisa: back in 1776 we did make a good decision. >> greg: exactly. >> lisa: to me, i love that satire, like, comedians, they are what is going to rip the woke agenda apart, like the whole victim hood and it's very hard to come back from being lambasted by south park. the only person who has done it is tom cruz >> kat: what about snooki, the most successful reality tv star. have you seen her home? people don't like snooki >> kat: i do. >> greg: i know you do >> kat: sorry really bummed you guys out just by reminding you

snooki exists. >> greg: speaking of snooki, you know, jimmy, you're our snooki >> kat: yes, that's true. you are. well, you wish, but --. >> jimmy: i have been punched in the face at the jersey shore quite a few times if you follow that. >> greg: dos that explain why your face is so mall i can't believe. >> jimmy: right now i'm so tan i look like a talking ham right now. this looks like a product placement for honey baked ham. >> greg: i like how you say you look like this right now. >> jimmy: other times i look like other cold cuts. >> greg: we forget, there was a woke agenda that they were riding on royalty but also wokeness because they thought that putting those together, we're rich, we' famous but we also care about the little people. >> jimmy: this is really what happened is victim hood became currency on the left and they're such tone deaf idiots at a time when 70% of the country's living paycheck to paycheck they were asking people to feel bad about

them. think about that. if they really wanted their privacy we all know they would get a prime time show on cnn. but she should own what she did, people would embrace some sincerity out of her. she married him for relevance and quickly learned there's no relevance in buying a third string royal. the only way harry was wearing a crown is by having a birthday party at burger king. when she found a out she was like i'm out of here. if she wanted to rehabilitate her image, do a prime time podcast about how you stole harry's balls. we would all tune in. >> greg: on that note, up next kids cavities sprout thanks to candy grandma gives out. whoo! we gotta go again. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: we had a guest on last night kat who actually thought he had to answer in five words. really funny >> all right. five words: grandparents ruining their grandkids teeth. all right piers, researchers with the american dental association found that 72% of moms surveyed say grandparents spoil their children with sweet treats that cause cavities. do you think it's wise for a dentist to go after grandparents? >> piers: no. and i also think the whole point

of grandparents is when you go to your grandparents, they give you treats. >> greg: right. >> piers: that's supposed to be the little oasis of joy which is not contaminated by the day to day hell of life. kids these days have a hard enough life. >> greg: so true. >> piers: give them the sweets. let them eat candy. >> greg: it's like the dental association, like they're the people who would show up at a children's birthday party saying you can't have cake it's bad for you. no, you can have it once a year more on >> kat: what are they recommending cut the grandparents out of the child's life? that would be way better for their health than having a [bleep] cookie now and then. >> piers: grandparents are great. what are we going to have? kale salad. i hate granny and grandpa. >> greg: they have a terrible choice of candy though it was always like rick on candy, remember ribbon candy and it would come in a bowl where it would stick together like a

lizard's brain. >> lisa: and there was always like a key that nobody knew what it went to. >> greg: and you opened it up and there was a dead body. >> lisa: as somebody who had side hustles as a kid i think you would find the same with baby sitters because candy is good at shutting kids up. >> greg: that's true. i wouldn't know that but that's true. also, what do people call the ipads >> kat: ipads. >> greg: just hand it to a kid. kat, i don't know, when i was a kid, not that long ago, i assumed grandparents were that age all the time. did you ever think they were young or partied? no, you just thought when they died and you died they would be your grandparents. but they may be no, i want to be kat's age and party but every

has to stay age according to the child >> kat: i always people get older. what are you going to do if you have a problem witness, not let your kids spend time with their grandparents because of the dentist. >> greg: you guys aren't liked anyway. >> jimmy: who wants to go to begin with. >> greg: now your association, you know, you know what will really help you guys? demonize the grandparents. >> jimmy: seriously this is the whole hook of being a grand parent is you dope up the kids, give them back to the parents as the monsters they were to the parents. you know what i mean? that's how grandparents work, they give you back yourself and now you're an entitled monster. a grand parent rents the car, you know when you rent the car, god knows what's going on. i said several rosaries at a is return counters because of doing some things, we lost men out there you know what i mean?

that's the point they rent the car treat it horribly beat it and turn it in. as the parent you have to be mindful of the long term. as a grand parent you pull the goalie and balls to the wall. my grandparents we gambled and cranked. it was true, my grandparents were outrages. >> greg: i don't care. >> jimmy: i want to wish tyrus a happy birthday. >> greg: it's two minutes away from it not being his birthday. >> jimmy: oh, hell happy birthday tyrus. >> greg: if he was here you wouldn't be here. >> jimmy: how about it. >> greg: i'm kidding. don't go away we'll be right back. ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah. [coughing] hi, susan. honey. yeah. i respect that. but that cough looks pretty bad. try this robitussin honey. the real honey you love, plus the powerful cough relief you need.

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stealing a joke like will smith. >> i am a fox news host, 99% of my jokes are armed. >> laughing for guns. >> i like you people. >> thank you, pearce. >> jimmy, and kat timpf and everyone, i love you america! [ applause ] thank you, greg, good evening everyone, welcome to america's late news, fox news at night, i am trace gallagher in washington. putin pulls russia out of the nuclear arm streak some republicans say handcuffed the u.s. and allowed moscow to cheat. president biden says the u.s. will support ukraine for as long as it takes. rich edison is live with more on what the president said and how russia responded. rich, good evening. >> good evening, when you look at this, you got two leaders and they are moving further apart. speaking in warsaw