. >> laura: not even an attempted dance by bernie. come on. that's it for us tonight, don't forget set your dvr so you'll always stay connected with us. follow the latest updates on instagram and twitter and remember, it is america now and forever undivided. greg gutfeld, he takes it all from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> tyrus: what it is. well, i'll tell you what it is. it's the raise awareness for america fundraising marathon. yeah, i know it's a tad bit dramatic i'll admit that.

but this is what we have to do to get eyes on the parts of america that need our help. hit the music. ♪ >> hello, i'm tyrus. and just for $0.39 a day, you could do what our government is failing to do. like help east palestine, ohio. or aids at the southern border. they get less support than a friend who says let's vacation in delaware. or provide michigan with clean drinking water. there's more heavy metal in there than greg's record collection. or help with the homeless and countless. because most guys camping on the sidewalk respect trying get taylor swift tickets. or you could help feed the struggling comedians. oh, and if you don't help katie, she might return to her former

career of clubbing baby seals. >> katie: someone's got to do it. >> tyrus: now listen i'm going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we've got problems where americans need help. not to mention off of crime but mostly peaceful protestors and the view. and what's the federal government or the white house doing? well, they're busy helping other countries. and picking up hunter biden's check and tab for whatever the hell he's doing right now. and president biden, he won't visit the town in ohio that had a train derail and chemical spill throughout it but he's happy to go to ukraine and give out another half billion of our tax dollars in aid money. we'll have to borrow missiles from them the next time we're

attacked by a hobby balloon. and the vp heiressshe won't go to the border because she wants to take the magic school bus to the moon. >> you're going to see, you're going to see the creators on the moon with your own eyes. with your own eyes, i'm telling you, it's going to be unbelievable. >> tyrus: with your own eyes. you get the federal government picking up the travel and hotel bill for illegal immigrants. like hunter giving cab fair to a hooker. but cab fair is what he calls money to buy him some more crack. right. so if the government here isn't going to put its people first maybe our cities should outsource for some help. maybe we could sell ad spaces or we could ask for a big fat check

from saudi arabia or china or france. check that not france. never france. hell, china's buying up half of america anyways, why not ask them for a few bucks. or better yet, ask them to build us a wall, they've got a great one. hell, you couldn't even sail a balloon over it. or pitch in at the border because remember the left wanted to throw our horses in the slammer for five to ten years for being racist horses. biden lied about them using whips like they were gutfeld's dominatrix. [laughter] >> tyrus: secret's out, veto. now you may sense a lot of sarcasm from me right now, well you're not [bleep] psychic it is. maybe mayor pete is finally going to the train derailment tomorrow.

i wonder if he'll have an suv drive him there and then ride a bike the next few blocks. guess what pete you can finally hand out maps because now they actually need them. or let's trick kamala and tell her it's the other palestine and maybe then they can get some help. tell her she can evacuate the residents and lock them up in california. remember, she was the da over there? time flies, right, when you're getting screwed over. the point is we pay our state taxes for our state. so why are we paying federal taxes to see our federal money go every else but where we need it at home? how about let americans keep their federal taxes if we're on our own anyway. or at the very least a few extra bucks for gas canisters, generators and relocation expenses many americans will face. americans deserve better from congress and the president. they need to show up for us when it matters most or at least send us a dear john letter and let us know we're on our own. or at least let americans claim

asylum so they can get a spot in a good hotel, food, clothes, and national recognition! >> period! >> tyrus: let's welcome tonight's guests. when she says, oh, shoot, she really means it. fox news contributor, katie pavlich! [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: he always looks surprised that he's still on the show. [laughter] >> tyrus: comedian joe machi! [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: for 40 days and 40 nights, that's how long he goes between bookings, writer and comedian joe devito! [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: she wants her tomb stone to say, do you hate me right now? fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: kat, welcome to the show >> kat: oh, thank you so much for having me. >> tyrus: i feel like we've been

doing this forever. as a libertarian, i specifically brought up federal taxes >> kat: yeah. >> tyrus: and i'm assuming you're going to support this because it doesn't seem like it's going where it needs to go >> kat: no, and very rarely done so you have to laugh in someone's face though thinks you're a joke about paying too much taxes. oh, you don't care about people who need it. when do these taxes go to people who need it. they lie and lie. people have forgotten about this story because people in the government say it's okay, it's even if over there, you can drink the water. what i've not seen them do is go there, breathe the air and drink the water. which if that was really true it would be that simple. go over there, go to someone's house, turn on the tap pour yourself a big tall glass of water and drink it. >> tyrus: and then wait 30 seconds >> kat: but they won't. because they know it's not.

>> tyrus: i believe kate pete said he would go when the time was right or is that when he has enough staff around him to keep him safe. >> katie: do you know how this administration hates the people of east palestine? because they're sending pete buttigieg to handle the problem after 20 days. if there's any greater punishment than that. joe biden would be a punishment but they're really sending the guy who couldn't philpott holes in the town he was a mayor. they're acting like this isn't an issue. the federal government isn't good at responding to any kind of crisis, you're right about the taxesment but when it's this particular problem the epa's been late the local government has been asking for help since the beginning they denied it until president trump went there today and said hey, we're here, we want some help. so i don't think pete buttigieg is going to help anything. i think it's actually a slap in the face as you would say. >> tyrus: yeah, it is a slap in the face. next time you [bleep] us, kiss

us first. it's a classic saying, my grandmother taught it to me. joe as a dominatrix and a guy who doesn't take from anybody, do you think president trump's message gets their stuff together or is it an excuse to not do more from them. >> tyrus: well first i'm not thrilled with the segues we've had towards me. >> tyrus: what are you talking about i got all the letters it was signed joe. >> joe d.: i'm glad somebody went up. at least trump showed up. i don't know why biden didn't go he's on world tour. he's the only person those chemicals might actually improve himself. so i didn't hear about him having trouble with trains. we know stairs are a bitch for him but he could take the train there. it's so ridiculous and they send mayor pete there, i guess they were holding off and wanted to make sure the chemicals didn't taste his breast milk because he likes to go child leaves.

what we don't need is to build a wall around our country because that's not keeping our money from flowing to other countries. because we don't have it to spend. what we need is a dome, a dome over the united states so the people here we can sort out our problems. we don't need new people coming in to make things worse. we need to settle our own stuff and at least a dome would keep the balloons out. >> tyrus: i'm with you a shao % only thing i ask is a giant sling shot so we can open and shoot a few individuals out but other than that i'm with you. joe, if you didn't have to pay your federal taxes, what would you do with that extra cash? how would you help america with the extra bucks you've got coming in. >> joe m.: i would donate to your fundraiser as long as i got a fox nation tote back and brian kilmeade remainder books as part of the deal. >> tyrus: i'll have to work on that. >> joe m.: but i'll have to say i hope the voters of ohio and pennsylvania are paying attention, because they're giving a hundred billion dollars to a country that's not in our

interest at all half way around the world. and all that east palestine is getting is some free vinyl chloride. that doesn't sound like the actions of a man who knows the suffering caused by oil cancer [laughter] >> tyrus: kat, i know why you don't like taking risks. so if you had the choice to go some place where i bomb siren was going off the entire time when you walked the streets or go to a place that's not that far of a ride to check to make sure your american citizens are better won't you say the safer move would be to check on the people from ohio first? >> kat: you would think so. politics, unfortunately, is largely pretending that you care. like that's such a huge part of it. it shouldn't be that hard to pretend that you care. when this story came out the first thing they tried to do was sort of, you know explain why it wasn't their full or say it's no big deal, kind of minimize it.

i mean, you're asking for -- you should be doing which is actually helping these people. they haven't even gotten to pretending to help these people or pretending that they care about these people. they're loud and clear that it seems as though the people who are suffering there are not useful pawns for any of their political narratives. therefore, they don't really care and they don't even bother to pretend. >> tyrus: that's a great point that kat just made. do you think it's because, katie, because they're afraid most of the people vote republican in that area, the reason why they had such a lays affair reaction? because if it wasn't for twitter and fox no one would know about the story. >> katie: i also think the skin tone for the people in east palestine is too white to be honest. >> tyrus: yes. >> katie: but going back to the point you made about the taxes, we give so much money to the government, the government just passed the democrats a trillion dollars in infrastructure and yet we have infrastructure failing all over the country. the reality is we do need money

for infrastructure, we do need federal government to fix these things accept trains that go across states lines the skates can't fund themselves. but because there's so much corruption in washington, dc and lobbying and special interests those problems never get solved and it's every aspect, social security, other government programs that are supposed to help specific people and they never do because they take that money and use it towards their own pet project and then they don't care about certain communities because they're not helpful politically. for joe biden who said i'm going to be the president for everybody,ism a going to be mr. unify. it shouldn't matter that east palestine is in a trump district or republicans vote there, he should go there for holding up his campaign promise and being the president of the united states not just the president of the democratic party. >> tyrus: or at the very least fly over and drop like a balloon with a note, be back soon. >> katie: too soon for that. >> tyrus: give us something away from a wave from the window.

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>> tyrus: it's another race faking lady who's whiter than tom brady. hey, tom brady's a saint. we'll miss you. this muslim progressive activist named raquel evita saraswate.

why didn't she pretend to be black with a name like -- being accused of being arabian south asian and latina. a new site called the intercept outed her saying she's been living this lie for more than 20 years. here she is in 2008 back when she was still a white chick. [laughter]. >> tyrus: you can almost hear katy perry playing in the background. raquel was actually born rachel elizabeth sadel. even her mom said, white as a driven snow. a caucasian would say. a caucasian would say. where's my thing? greg always gets a thing. it's black history month, dog. you couldn't get --

[sigh] well fix it in post. >> any whiter than that you're snoozing in a glass box surrounded by dwarfs. apparently family members claim she started this transformation after attending boarding school and being curious about her turkish roommate's face. as for her employer, a group that fights violence equality and oppression, well, they're standing by her for now although they were confused when she asked offer for ramadan, cinco de mayo and hanukkah. joe you're used to living a lie, what do you think of all of this? >> joe d.: well, i have won all those fights, tyrus. okay. that didn't get the laugh i'd hoped for. but i'll say this tyrus, i think this is a real positive. i mean, think of it this way. all the minorities that are really successful are white.

but that's a good thing. >> tyrus: he can laugh. he actually has a point. >> joe m.: that means the fake minorities are role models for real minorities. like look at elizabeth warren. i think you know we'll have made real progress when people can pretend to be asian, and it won't be harder to get into college. check. >> tyrus: there, there. you fixed it. >> joe m.: it came back around. >> tyrus: kat was, you know, today you can be pronouns, you can be a cat. is it really, is it really that big of a deal that she pretended to be a different race? >> kat: look, i think i know what happened here. she was boring. she was a boring white girl, and she wanted to be different than the other girls. and i went through that. you know what i did?

oboe. i played the oboe. i didn't see anyone playing -- like did she try that first? you have to soak the reed for 2-3 minutes i don't have that kind of time i'm going to create a new identity for myself. i don't understand how you take it this far because there's so many steps you need to take and nowhere along the way do you not come up with another idea. i don't understand. and then her response was like, i'm being attacked. sometimes when you're being attacked it's because you deserve it. >> tyrus: yeah, being called out on the truth typically i wouldn't call it an attack >> kat: no. >> tyrus: katie, if you could choose. >> katie: oh, geez. >> tyrus: let's just say things have slowed down a little bit, not getting the bookings you were on the five and all the shows that you headline and just thirsty to get back on tv. what minority group would you just jump in and be like i'm indicate why i, i'm blank. >> i would be an italian like

joe. >> tyrus: okay, that's just white. >> katie: clearly getting away with this, people do this because it's lucrative for them. there's some benefit in pretending that you're a victim in american society. clearly america's not a racist country because if it was, then white people wouldn't be jumping in to be oppressed like they say everybody is, right? i do give her credit. because a lot of these woke white women, i call them d-three's, deranged white women. >> tyrus: i call them exes. >> katie: exactly. this woman jumped in to be part of the situation. most sit there in their lululemon pants and scream at police officers how they're part of the problem and system of racism in this country so i give her credit for being part of the crew. >> joe m.: part of three crews. >> katie: more power to you.

>> joe m.: the pronunciation alone. >> tyrus: i blew it. i had no clue how to say all those names or whatever. joe, you had experience in this one time you tried to be a center from africa when you tried out for the nba. what was that like for you? >> joe d.: i did. i never got that sneaker deal i was hoping for. i don't know what's going on with the white women named rachel, but they put on a hell of a foundation. i mean, is it race, fraud or maybe lean. we'll never know. she stacked up. i was waiting no er her to pull off hijab and it's like, oh, that's george santos under there. she has everything covered. i'm surprised that she doesn't -- >> tyrus: it was me. >> joe m.: i'm surprised she didn't also say i'm disabled and every meeting just sit with the leg tucked under and people would say wasn't it a different leg last week and she'll say you're racist how dare you. >> tyrus: that's the thing if

this country was race it the last thing you would try to be is one of the things that's not allowed. like i would not try to be white now because you guys are in trouble for everything, even p they bleached my hair blond and cut off my top lip literally would not do it because it's not cool. if kat decided tomorrow to get braids and be the left eye, no one would be proud of her. thank you for your service. that proves it's not racist right? like you're trying to be what's supposedly being suppressed >> kat: i don't understand how -- we've seen this so many times as you mentioned this isn't even the first rachel. what didn't she get, given any pause when the rachel was thing or even the that layer i can't baldwin thing happening. at no point was she like, maybe i should cancel that spray tan. >> joe m.: to pull off that lie you would have to like

assassinate everyone from your high school, too. >> katie: burn the year book. >> tyrus: you know what i think it is. i think rachels got pissed when karens got all the credit. >> joe m.: yeah. >> tyrus: up next, would you be at your peak if you worked four days a week. [cheers and applause]

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rest? hell, yeah. bernie sanders, that guy, is calling for a four-day work week citing the success of pilot programs around the world, and his own experience building the pyramids 4,000 years ago. [laughter]. >> tyrus: he tweeted with exploding technology to increase worker productivity, it's time to move towards a four-day work week with no loss of pay. that's an extra day off, win for bernie he can spend a different day at each one of his three mansions. studies suggest that the same amount of work can be done in less time. which, in contrast to joe devito's act, never works at all. what you gonna get up? wrong host. i love my joes.

i beat them up just for their lunch money. these guys haven't eaten in a month. >> tyrus: there's more laughs, oh, i guess we'll skip the joke we don't need it. oh, this will be good joe because there will be more laughs in the emergency room if you get up again. several countries have been testing this idea. in the uk the companies that trialed the four day work week had jumps in productivity. that's the same spin biden puts on the economy and his bike and hopefully they don't crash, too. 15% said no amount of money would get them to return to the old mod which is the same thing dicaprio says about his exes. old model. speaking of old model, joe, would you want a four-day work week? or are you still currently doing

two? >> i have two jobs so i do 14 days a week of work. but i'll say this, i'm not surprised people could fit five days of work into four days. i could fit two days of work into five days. but my problem with the whole idea, though, is if you can fit five days of work into 44 days, why not fit six days of work into five days and make your business more competitive and get a promotion? but instead what bernie sanders wants to do is give people money for not working, but this is a clever way to not call it a tax. >> tyrus: uh-huh. kat, you wore five days a week and then, of course, you have to write for such five days a week all through the weekend so you technically never have a day off >> kat: right. >> tyrus: how could you possibly get four days a week in? . >> kat: i wouldn't like it because time off can be stressful, too. like statistics show a day off

is the most likely time to do something that makes all your friends mad at you. >> tyrus: can't take a day off why? are you mad at mere >> kat: because you worry, you know, what if you pick the wrong restaurant or forget to invite someone. there are pitfalls outside of the workplace waiting to get you. the more you're at the office, the less likely that you're going to get into trouble, you know. >> tyrus: that's true. true >> kat: i love to work. >> tyrus: you're a workaholic >> kat: yes, thankfully that's kept me safe because it's my most powerful addiction. >> tyrus: kate you're an enpractice newer you wore march hats than i do in the workplace. could you condense everything you do, except shieldenning and clubbing seals, into a four-day week. >> i need every day i can to club seals and provide breakfast for my family.

>> tyrus: you don't just club them you kill them, too. >> you can't just kill something and not eat it. it's the rule rye. i don't know who's going to fund money for ukraine if americans aren't working five days a week or managing the spanish siestas. the europeans are only working four days a week, surprise, americans are working more and paying for everything that we don't get to have because they work two hours a day and take the month of august off. wouldn't that be nice? but then russia would own everything so we want to kyiv working. >> that's a good point they just trim our taxes we wouldn't have to were as much anyway right joe. >> joe d.: yeah. well i'm supposedly on disability so i wouldn't here. >> tyrus: no one will argue, everyone here believes you. >> joe d.: the trick is not how many days you work you have to stick to a schedule. every morning i get up at 5:00 i get some coffee, i do a little bit of writing, do some nude

yoga then i do as much more writing as i can until they throw me out of starbucks. >> tyrus: i had to ask you. i guess that's my fault. joe, i'll go back to you. like if you weren't in entertainment, because entertainment you kind of never really have a day off because a lot more happens than just the magic you're seeing in front of this camera. if you had another job what would it be so you could work four days a week. what would be your dream job. >> cookie model like for cookie ads and such and -- because it combines -- no, i'm going somewhere with this. it combines looking healthy enough to be a model but you also eat cookies. >> tyrus: i give you an extra question and you lay that [bleep] on me? cookie model? we have a cookie model, it's called cookie monster. how dare you. >> joe is much better looking,

and less hairy. >> west most of the way. >> tyrus: thanks for that >> kat: it happened so quickly. >> joe m.: that was a tough question off the cuff. >> tyrus: yeah. so now audience you'll go to sleep tonight dreaming of his naked yoda and his belly hair. >> did you say naked yoda? he looks like yoda, yeah. >> katie: you said yoga. >> tyrus:. >> tyrus: coming up, while ladies are being selective, staying single is the men's objective. on a very special "tv dad"... i didn't make the dance team. what do i always say? switch your car insurance to progressive, and you could save hundreds. -feel better now? -not really. switch to progressive, and you could save hundreds. oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪

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turns out 60% of young men are single outnumbering single women nearly 2-1. and half of those guys say they aren't even trying to date. sure. that was not a white racist sign, by the way. compared to women, men in their 20s are more likely to be sexually dormant sexless and lonely. sound familiar, joe and joe? >> joe m.: knew that was coming. >> tyrus: experts blame the widening gap on social media, shifting relationships, porn and pete davidson. the only news, it's easier to date women over 40 since they're past their prime. >> don lemon would say! >> tyrus: hashtag hold my beer. she's going to whip your ass. i'll start with the lonely men first.

joe i know it said teens but you're on the wrong side of 30 and it still describes you. any tips. >> joe m.: my canadian girlfriends will be very upset after this segment. but it's a you have the time for men, harder to get into college, harder to get jobs, women are taking the ghostbusters jobs. but it is a also -- >> tyrus: oh, i'm sorry, big ghostbusters movie fan base here? cnn's down the street, or at least it used to be. >> joe m.: but this isn't good for women either because they're getting more selectives while men's lives are getting worse. that's why so many men have no partner and amy robok has two. >> tyrus: kat, i mean, luckily you're off the market and you don't have to deal with this >> kat: yeah. >> tyrus: but is this something new? haven't young guys always been on bottom of the barrel

>> kat: i know what's really going on here, i can't believe you missed it. what's really going on here is that more women think they're in a relationship. they're like, yeah, i'm in a relationship but really the guy's like, i'm not dating her. [cheers and applause] >> kat: the guy's like, just because i have sex with her and introduce her to my mom and take her out on dates doesn't mean we're dating. i used to do stupid stuff like that all the time like think a man was in love with me because he said i'm in love with you. ladies a lot of you are single and just don't know it. >> tyrus: joe do you believe a lot of those guys are a choice that they're lonely friendless dateless. >> joe d.: it's a choice it's not their choice. i blame the pornography. >> tyrus: thank you. >> joe d.: it's warped our ideas of the sacred relationship between a man and a woman or a

couple of women and a guy with a van. it's not good. i tell you i've given up on it. i've given it the best 40 years of my life. >> tyrus: the relationship or porns. >> joe d.: porn. the young guys happen and think they it might happen. i can't get past the continuity. she's a cheerleader he's a cop why are they in a dentist office. i can't even read the script. >> tyrus: where's a good plot when you need one. >> katie: i'm never going to get back on special report ever. >> tyrus: no, no, i've got an in with bret. we're good. i don't even know what to ask you for fear of just being destroyed. >> katie: that's smart. >> tyrus: young guys, do you think it's their approach, lack of finances? because you know all that saying, romance without finance is a nuisance. >> katie: i know we don't teach math in school anymore but this is a math problem. there are millions more men in

this country than women so therefore women have partners and there weren't. >> tyrus: i was always told more women than men. >> katie: in new york and dc the worst two places to date. you have to import your husband lately, if he'll even date you. >> tyrus: when i read this i just thought that guys are more honest to kat's point. most women are going to lie, they always lie about their height and weight. >> katie: yeah, men never lie about their height ever. >> tyrus: no, just money, success, and our age. but other than that -- but a guy will be like, yeah, i'm single hoping that the person giving the questionnaire will call him. you know what i'm saying? so guys will always be single. i mean, immature guys. not me. i'm so happy. see the smile on my face. i've never been single. it wasn't even my choice sometimes. i just remember when i was in

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>> a story in five words. ♪ >> tyrus: liam's speech was corny. hit it. >> but what i do have, i have a very particular set of skills. skills i've required over a very long career. if you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. i not look for you. i will not pursue you. but if you don't, i will look

for you. i will find you, and i will kill you. >> tyrus: anybody else want to kill anybody? no, imal' just kidding. liam said when he first saw the speech he thought it bass going to be corny, he had no idea the ramifications it would have on pop culture. joe you say corny [bleep] all the time. what do you think about this. >> joe d.: he was complaining about it on the view and after a few minutes he was probably complaining wishing someone would take him out of there. joy behar showed clips talking about how she had a crush on him. it was very uncomfortable. he should be glad his movie line wasn't life is like a box of chock rates because he would have been eaten. >> the idea of being groomed by joy by hard, just shoot me. joe. >> joe m.: funny story tyrus, i

actually auditioned for that role. i think, when you're threatening to kill someone over phone, you want to sound a lot more instain, not so measured. so here was my take, if you don't let my daughter go that will be the end of it. but if you did let her go, i won't look for you. can i start over? >> tyrus: yeah. keep rolling, keep rolling. everybody shut up sorry. >> joe m.: if you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. but if you don't, i will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you. [laughter] >> tyrus: kat, i'm sorry, i know you haven't -- can you please read that audition and tell him how it's done >> kat: i've never seen this movie. i don't know if he gets the daughter or not.

i don't know. >> katie: i don't either. >> tyrus: he gets the daughter. >> joe m.: they make two sequels >> kat: does he keep making daughters. >> tyrus: a tough story of bad parenting. >> joe m.: if that would have been the trailer i would have been the first to go see it. >> hey, give them a round of applause. and while you're giving a round of applause i would like you to know the wonderful fact checkers at fox news let me know i was right, there's more women than man katie. >> katie: i let you know. i'm the fact checker. i'm sorry, i was wrong. >> tyrus: so would you ever have to use like that on the line with anybody? >> i have no comment. because true a sass answer never like to anybody about their skills. >> i just felt like i was threatened. i don't know, you know, i knew i loved liam so much is because

he's able to make fun of himself which is such an awesome thing. he did that awesome scene in. we don't have great catch phrases in movies anymore, arnold schwarzenegger i'll be back, or clint eastwood -- kat you're like what are you talking about >> kat: i'm just waiting to hear adam sandler. >> tyrus: or happy gilmour a hole in one >> kat: yeah, i know that one. >> tyrus: joe, try to read it one more time. >> joe d.: but if you don't, i look look for you, i look find you, andly kill you. [cheers and applause] >> katie: bravo. >> tyrus: don't go away we have a set of skills we'll be right back.

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>> tyrus: thank you you two katie pavlich, joe devito, joe macklin, kat timpf, our studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next. on behalf of greg gutfeld, i'm tyrus, and i love you, america. [applause] >> trace: thank you, tyrus. good evening, everyone, and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night" i'm trace gallagher in washington. breaking tonight, someone inside the administration is leaking information that president biden is undecided about running for a second term? if so, it appears some democrats already have a plan b in mind. the white house correspondent kevin corke joins us live with the baking details. good evening. speak a very interesting story line. i'll get to that in just a moment. first, wildly different postures and similar messaging at the same time. with preside