car. the bus stopped to drop off a student before the young man exits the bus the driver notices the oncoming vehicle and she yells and jerks him back that's a good bus driver shoes, she is paying a attention, congratulations tomorrow on "special report" excluded extensive conversation with the fbi director christopher wray. you want to tune into that fair balanced and i promise you unafraid, jesse watters has a list of questions for me to ask. >> jesse: yeah, the list just got longer. thanks, bret. look for that. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have to assume the first thing a government official tells us during a crisis is a lie. president ronald reagan nailed it. >> the nine most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to help. >> jesse: today, if you question the government, they call you a conspiracy theorist. and this has been a tool since

the cold war. if you thought ozwald wasn't a lone gunman they called you a crackpot. later, if you thought the fbi spied on trump, you were putin's puppet. and then came covid-19. if you didn't like that the government shut down your business, you were branded an outlaw. if you didn't think mask mandates worked, you were called a murderer. if you thought the wuhan virus might have come from a lab in wuhan that made viruses, the government called you crazy. they even censored you. the virus had to have come from a wet market. >> the sea the the sea sequences they evolve and mutations that it took to get to the point where it is now is totally consistent with a jump of a species of an animal to a human. >> many of us feel that it is

more likely this is a natural occurrence sars cov 1 animal reservoir to a human. we still don't know what the argument is. it is more likely to be a natural jumping of species from an animal reservoir to a human. >> jesse: but the first liberals who dared to think logically were the comedians there's a novel respiratory virus overtaking china, what do we do? do you know who we can ask the wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab. the disease is the same name as the lab. [laughter] that's just a little too weird, don't you think? there has been an outbreak of chocolaty goodness near hershey pennsylvania. what do you think happened? like, oh, i don't know. maybe steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean or it's the [bleep] chocolate factory.

>> jesse: but if you connect the dots, you're fringe. but if you believe in the government lies, you are a patriot. it's better to be wrong with others than right and alone so americans swallowed the lies for social acceptance. the worst part for them is when trump came out and said it. >> have you seen anything at this point that gives you a high degree of confidence that the wuhan institute of virology was the origin of this virus? >> yes, i have. yes, i have. and i think that the world health organization should be ashamed of themselves because they are like the public relations agency for china. they shouldn't be making excuses when people make horrible mistakes, especially mistakes that are causing hundreds of thousands of people around the world to i do. >> jesdie.>> this weekend bidens department of energy dropped this bombshell that they believe that covid-19 came from a

chinese lab leak. now, this belief would have gotten the department of energy thrown off of twitter three years ago. fact checked into a pit of shame statute of conspiracy limitations has passed. tell the truth, the money has been made. the question is why. why was the lab leak scandalized? because the u.s. government was funding gain of function research in we hand. dangerous to do it here so we offshored it to china. companies like pfizer use gain of function research to make stronger vaccines and fauci funneled the money through cut-outs and blamed it on a bunch of dirty animals when the sloppy lab leaked. i mean, the united states trained bat lady, we literally trained this woman, the chinese scientist who was monkeying around with these viruses. another treason cover it up was that we were using this money as

window into china's bioweapons research. it gave the cia visibility inside the chinese military undesign tink cover whether it all blew up in our faces. fauci had his fingerprints all over this thing and he was america's top doc. he was dr. lockdown. we had to believe everything he said. the country wouldn't listen to him if we knew he was complicit. rand paul had the documents that show fauci knew early on it was a lab leak and reengineered it into a wet marked. now, china was in on the cover-up, too. they arrested their scientist and destroyed lab evidence. surprisingly china continued to allow wet markets to flourish all over their soil and big tech quickly realized that the lockdowns would make them rich

fauci was golden ticket. stay inside of your home and stare into your iphone. order netflix all day until pfizer's vaccines are ready. not going to need just one, probably two, most likely three. we know trump is not going to mandate its so we have to get the big guy in there, mr. mandate, joe biden had to be president because you either get the job or he fires you. so this was a get rich quick scheme. hollywood produced so many movies about they couldn't not recognize it. >> oh, yes, telling you about that script, so the movie goes like this: the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked into their homes and people can only come out if they take the cartel's drugs and keep taking them over and over and over. i turned the script away.

i mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea being forced to do drugs? >> liberals used to question big pharma. but if you question them now, you are way out of line. doesn't matter if the vaccines didn't work the way they sold it. they didn't stop transmission. don't eat healthy or exercise in the sun, there is no money in that. stay inside and order seamless and get triple boosted. the corporate media still is trying to scandalize free thinkers. three years after cody. the daily beast and rolling stone magazine put out headlines like these saying woody harrelson spews anti-vax conspiracies in rambling snl monologue. rolling stone. used to do antiestablishment rock and roll journalism and now they shill for big pharma. but you can't scandalize woody harrelson. he's woody. >> the last people i would trust with my held is big pharma and

big government because neither one of those strike me as caring entities. they are all about profit. if you have seen the profit they have made, there was only one thing that could work and that's the vaccine, right? ultimately, because of that, billions of dollars was made. >> jesse: woody is barefoot. how are liberals not listening to him? and when did journalists forget that businesses exist to make a profit? remember, if you didn't want the vaccine, because you had already had covid, you had natural immunity. no, sorry, you are fired if you don't get the shot. but now the big study comes out and says natural immunity offers better protection than the shot. why do you think they suppressed that? because they wouldn't have made record profits. fauci didn't care because they were getting paid millions in royalties, moderna paid fauci's

nih $400 million in royalties off the vaccine sales. vaccines that the government mandated and vaccines that the taxpayers, us, funded. fauci gets royalties for lying about natural immunity and you get nothing for having it. it was about money the whole time. corporate america fell in line, can't rock the boat with china and blame the lab leak, it was political, too. you can't stir up anti-chinese passions on the eve of the election, that's just going to get trump reelected. and the cia needed trump out of there. it wasn't the cia's guy, that was clear. the cia needed the big guy in there. they already had joe by the you know what over the laptop. and they had plans for ukraine. and they had to cover up the bioweapons window, those grants were buying them. so all these powerful interests all lined up and conspired to lie to us for money. and for power. do you know the real reason this

lab leak theory is coming out of the biden administration now? because china is considering selling wednesday to russia for the war in ukraine. so this is the u.s. government saying oh yeah? if you are going to try that beijing, we're pinning the lab leak on you. china doesn't want that we'll probably never know the whole truth about anything. but we do know the government lies about everything. and you start to realize imirs theorist are anything that threatens corporate profits. let's bring in dr. andrew huff. former vice president of the ecohealth alliance and author of "the truth about wuhan." so. doctor, why do you think your colleagues in the energy department are coming out with this now? >> well, there's actually been two reports that they put out. the first report that they put out was from lawrence livermore laboratory that was this past

summer and this is the second report they put out. the reason why they are putting out this report is everyone in the world is starting to figure out what the truth is they can't keep this bottled up. my book is having a huge impact. the one thing i wanted to announce tonight on the show is i have actually received several different hollywood movie offers and working now with a team of filmmakers and producers to adapt my movie into a book and millions of people are going to see it. you think woody harrelson is going to star in this flick? >> well, i'm open to the idea. but, his monologue that he did, he hit the nail on the head. the pharmaceutical companies paired up with the government and the government also simultaneously created a psychological operation to drive fear into people and also created financial ensignives or disincentives for people to get the jab. >> jesse: and do you understand what the bioweapons component of this whole thing was and how

strongly do you believe that that was a factor? >> bioweapon aspect or angle of this is a gray area. this is why. when you are doing gain of function research on select agents and list of select agents available from different government agencies, when you are doing this type of work it falls into a category of research known as dual research use of concern. the premise is that you are going to do this gain of function work one or two steps ahead in the evolutionary timeline so you can get ahead of the natural evolution. this is actually what they were talking about on the project veritas tapes. now, the problem is what actually also a happened in reality is they evolved. the sars coronavirus 150,000, 200,000 years in the future with species that would never come into contact with each other naturally in the environment. and with infectious agents that probably wouldn't be swapped between those species.

genetic to make the virus more infective. a smoking gun you can't make up what i'm about to say. a paper was published a little bit over a year ago showing hiv inserts in sars coronavirus 2 which has america's fingerprints all over it actually pattened by moderna. two days after this paper was published the war in ukraine kicks off. i firmly believe this is not some conspiracy. i believe that that happened. because they wanted to create a distraction from what is the biggest scandal in human history. >> jesse: doctor, i don't know what to believe anymore. but i know who not to believe. and i'm anxious to see your movie. thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jesse: coming up, a new star is born. and it's not johnny. >> people got stuff to do. i'm on camera looking a mess. i didn't get to do my hair, my makeup, nothing. because it's been dark in the house. ♪

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♪ >> jesse: a lot has changed in america over the last 100 years. we put a man on the moon, passed the civil rights act, and destroyed the germans and japanese in world war ii. but, before any of that could happen, america had to protect its most vulnerable. our children. back then our factories, farms and mines were filled with millions of children. they work dangerous jobs for peanuts. their small hands and bodies used to squeeze in between machinery and into tunnels that an adult could never fit into. labor laws in the late 30's put an end to america's army of child workers until now. joe biden has spent the last two years filling our workforce with illegal alien children. the "new york times" did some

great reporting this week and i hate to admit it but i got to give him credit. right on the front page of the sunday edition, migrant children work brutal jobs across the u.s. and it's not just washing dishes or landscaping. hundreds of thousands of underaged illegals are working for some of america's biggest' cans. just about every box in the snack aisle has tiny fingerprints stamped on its side. in one factors illegal minors stuff bags of lucky charms into cardboard boxes hoping their small fingers don't get torn off by a conveyor belt. the same lucky charms that biden put at the top of the food pyramid. another factory migrant kids work around the clock sucking in dust from flaming hot cheetos turning their little lungs bright orange. out in los angeles, little illegals sew made in america tags into j. crew shirts. underaged migrants bake bread for walmart and target.

they debone chicken for whole foods and stitch underwear for fruit of the loom. they work in saw mills and slaughter houses and even making electric car parts for ford and g.m. do you know ben and jerry's the left wing ice cream company they use child labor, too. why don't they put that on a pint. child labor chocolate chunk, open border blueberry swirl. how about below mintimum wage. show who is really making ice cream. the giant corporations want to keep it a secret. large part of the economy is propped up on the shoulders of child labor. don't want you to know how little kids legs ripped off machinery. hot tar spines crushed construction sites. skin blistered by chemicals. what's joe biden doing about it? joe is giving the companies more kids. yeah. after these underaged illegals

get in through the border, we let them in and then forget about them. as long as they say they know an adult somewhere in the 50 states they are free to go. no check-ins, nothing. biden lost track of almost 100 illegal minors. check ben and jerry's factory floor, joe. some of these migrant kids work so they can pay off the cartels who smuggled them here. or the sponsors who took them in. and instead of slowing this down, the biden white house sees they need to speed it up. the "new york times" released a video of biden's hhs secretary xavier becerra who i just found out was the h.h.s. secretary, telling his people to process migrants like an assem whether an assem whether ibrian. >> did henry ford seen this in his plant he would have never became famous and rich. this is not way you do an assembly line. and kids are not with us i get it. we can do far better than. this. >> jesse: why the rush, xavier?

well, someone has got to pack the lucky charms and migrant kids are a lot cheaper than american adults. do you think joe is going to stop them? most of these companies are huge democrat donors brian is going to do what he always does say he is looking into it and then blame it on the last guy. let to the situation in the first place and who is being held accountable? >> here's the thing, we have taken action to try to deal with a real issue, a really true issue that was exacerbated, let's not forget, by the last administration. [laughter] >> jesse: if this happened under trump, donald conveyor belting illegal migrant children into titlist so they could make his golf balls cheaper. do you think the "new york times" would have loved to have reported that? no one cares if joe does it.

no one cares if biden blows open the border so he can bring in guatemalan widgets so his donors can pull in more profits and send the dnc fatter checks. we knew the green new deal was relying on child labor overseas but we didn't know joe was using it over here, too. dana loesch is a national syndicated radio host. this is probably up there with one of the biggest biden scandals yet, dana. is he going to survive this? probably. >> it's indentured servitude. that's what democrats are engaged in right now. democrat policies at the entirely open southern border have resulted in the indentured servitude of hundreds of thousands of kids, jesse. in that "new york times" piece, which like you, i will give them credit for doing a really good story. kudos to them on this. this is actually real investigative journalism. they found that just in the past couple of years alone, a quarter of a million kids have crossed into the united states illegally, there is a completely

open southern border as part of democrats' open border policy, all by themselves. and what is even crazier is that our government has lost touch with about 85,000 of them and a third of those, the "new york times" noted, they don't even have any idea where they went. you play that audio soundbite, jesse, of karine jean-pierre trying to blame the trump administration. do you remember everyone freaking out when they were trying to verify that kids were actually crossing into the country with an adult that they knew or their families or parents? and everyone was saying oh child separation. this policy that actually was inbeing acted under obama biden continued under trump and ended under that administration. it was to prevent. rick we seen or being dropped off with like random people in florida. there is significant number of kids according to this "new york times" piece did coming in and not going with family members or adults they know. i didn't see aoc down there staging photos. i didn't see kamala harris going down there and stables photos. democrats are all lip-service.

what this is, jesse is indentured servitude. that's the democrats' immigration policy and i hope everybody remembers that going into 2024. >> jesse: and remembers it when they are buying their lucky charms and their ben and jerry's. i thought they were coming here. >> like j. crew like michelle obama brand. she loved that brand. >> jesse: paging j. crew, any comment on this? why will follow up on this later in the week. thank you so much, dana. coming up, major news outs of east palestine. ♪ itating residues. and it's gentle on her skin. case, closed! it's gotta be tide. ♪3, 4♪ ♪ ♪hey♪ ♪ ♪are you ready for me♪ ♪are you ready♪ ♪are you ready♪

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meanwhile, it's been a month since a highly toxic train wrecked a small ohio town and the people are still hurting. >> i have lived here 34 years. i would like to stay where i live. i raised my family here. >> one of the things that's being overlooked here is the long-term perception of east palestine. the stigma that goes along with it has already affected our businesses. >> how? >> we have a greenhouse, valentine's day should be one of our big days. we had one customer. >> jesse: horrible. a new report says norfolk southern ceo alan shaw botched the cleanup. in fact, he didn't clean up anything at all. listen to this. alan shaw could have transferred the toxins out of town and excavated the polluted dirt and dirty water but that would have cost too much money. instead, norfolk southern strong armed the governor and said we have to blow the site before it explodes and rains shrapnel. the old controlled explosion

technique. that way they could get their trains up and running in 24 hours. honey, i can't clean up this mess it's too dangerous just going to light it on fire so he can make my tee time. transportation secretary sneaky pete isn't looking into any of this. he has got a hot date with chasten, don't you dare interrupt his personal time. we have got to save the marriage before we save the town. and the president who says he cares about the little guy, the environment, and trains isn't even going to visit. >> at this time i'm not. i did a whole video i mean -- you know, the -- what the hell? on. >> zoom? >> zoom. >> could you plan to travel do l there. >> i don't think i talked to the mayor. i talked to everyone else there multiple times. i talked to both the senators. both governors. i have talked to everyone there is to talk to. >> jesse: it's called zoom, joe.

you zoomed your way into the white house, remember, you owe zoom everything and it should be on the tip of your tongue heart breaking is if east palestine doesn't get any help this town is doomed. no one is going to want to do business with this town. it's too toxic. the town has already been gutted by nafta. and then covid and now train wrecks. ohio senator j.d. vance is calling for p.p.p. money for east palestine. to be fair, we bailed out detroit, wall street, we bailed claims for 9/11 first responders and millions of americans got checks during covid. if we give money to burn pit victims in iraq, should we give it to burn pit victims in ohio? and i guarantee you east palestine isn't going to steal the bailout money like the teacher's union did. it's only 5,000 person town. if california is debating

$5 million ahead for slavery reparations how much are we going to give to toxic train wreck victims? let's turn it over to j.d. vance. so, senator, i don't expect any resistance to money to this town, do you? >> no, i don't, jesse. we have to remember, it's a small amount of money. we are talking about a town of 5,000 people plus some surrounded folks who have been affected by. this we are also talking about money, very well may have been allocated in previous programs before. think about this, jesse, if we can bail out the wall street banks, if we can send 120 billion-dollar to the country of ukraine, surely we can spare some for some of our own citizens whose town has been affected through no fault of their own. that's the important thing, jesse. these guys did not invite. this the residents of east palestine did not encourage this train disaster. they did nothing and have no fault. their town is struggling because of the actions of others. we have got to make sure that they don't sink in any further

than they already have. >> jesse: they need a rescue plan we got it get the money out suspects possible. the money needs to go out for years because of the long-term side effects to their health. have you written to the e.p.a. with the other senator there, senator brown in ohio. what is the e.p.a. going to do? >> well, jesse, if you think about it, there are really two challenges for east palestine over the long term. the first is exactly what you talked, about the financial concerns. how did the small businesses get themselves back on their feet? how do farmers actually grow things again and sell things again in east palestine? the second piece of it, jesse, when i talk to folks on the ground they are terrified that they're not going to be able to have confidence that east palestine is safe for themselves, their children and their grandchildren. i think the only way to solve that problem is for the residents who want it, we should allow them to get tested to figure out whether there are any health consequences at the individual level from this

particular chemical disaster. if you think about it, these people just want to know that they're safe. that their kids are safe. the only way to really give them that confidence is to actually ensure they have access to the testing that they need so that if god forbid they have health problems down the road we can say with confidence this comes from the chemical problem. you have to get compensated for it. you have to be made whole because of it. i think if we can do that, give people confidence in their health and their children' health, that's how you bring east palestine back. it's not by brushing the stuff under the rug. it's by showing people you actually care about their concerns and they are concerned about their health. >> jesse: lastly, you heard of the president say he is not going to go. i don't know how he missed it. but when you jabbed that stick into that body of water and it turned every color of the rainbow, millions of people saw that video, tens of millions. i guess the president didn't see that and wasn't moved by that. i was personally moved by that the whole country was.

what do you want to see from the president. >> i would like to see the president just care. these are his fellow citizens. these are people suffering because of this problem. the president seems to be concerned about every manner of woke issue. he is concerned about what's going on overseas. that's all fine and good. but he has got to be concerned about his own citizens here close to home. this is a guy, joe biden, who pretends to the defender 6 the forgotten american, the working people in this country. there is no group of harder working people than the citizens of east palestine. their president ought to show up and show that he cares about them. >> jesse: well he forgot what zoom was. i'm not surprised that he forgot about the men and women of this country. j.d. vance, thank you for your strength on this. we will keep following it. >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: vegas has fair share of crime shootings, carjackings, card counting. there is a new criminal enterprise that sunk its teeth

into sin city. copper wire thieves. they have been stealing the wires from the same apartment complex and leaving the residents without power. >> it first went out back in june at the height of the summer and then again yesterday as winter weather hit las vegas. both instances related to copper theft. >> jesse: this copper thief, knows how to push the residents' buttons. one of these residents spoke to fox 5 and let me tell you, furious. >> people got stuff to do. i'm on camera looking a mess. i didn't get to do my hair, my makeup, nothing. because it's been dark in the house. >> when he came home wednesday, the power was out once again. talia is a little more than upset. >> jesse: the thief is definitely at fault but talia fire says the apartment management is to blame. >> i should not have to be out wasting gas. i should not having to be going

to my best friend's house. charging over a thousand dollars to a studio. you need to take money off my rent next month. are you all going to do that? no. >> jesse: don't worry, talia has advice for management to solve the problem. >> building is in the ground. building is over it wherever it is that they are just reaching into and stealing copper out of it. y'all need to do something about it. >> jesse: for goodness sake stop this thief tulia has hair and makeup to do. coming up chicago prisoners are being recruited to vote for lori lightfoot. >> you want to vote? no i'm registered in another jurisdiction. i want to vote. you can vote in their elections. i said i'm registered in another jurisdiction. i can't vote. that would be felony. ♪ try vicks nyquil severe. just one dose starts to relieve 9 of your worst cold and flu symptoms, to help take you from 9 to none. for max-strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe.

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>> jesse: they humiliate themselves for a reason. voter turnout. that's the name of the game. if you want to run a race you have to out hustle the competition. lori lightfoot gets it. that's why she is trying to offer school kids extra credit to campaign for her. voter outreach is that important. so critical prisoners are getting pressured to vote. a bombshell report in the daily mail claims that prison guards in chicago's cook county jail are doing their best to get out the vote by attempting to illegally register nonresident inmates to take part in tomorrow's mayoral election. and mail in their ballots. i'm telling you it's about ballot production. reporter william j. kelly spoke to one of these alleged whistleblower inmates. watch this. >> have any of the jail guards asked you about voting in the mayoral election? >> [inaudible] >> what do they say to you?

>> do you want to vote? because they have a paper. they have a whole listing

>> jesse: chicago reporter william j. kelly joins me now. so, william, were you surprised that a jail inmate has more integrity than the chicago politicians? >> it's shocking, jesse. because as i'm sure you know, chicago is known for voter integrity above all else. [laughter] >> jesse: right. do you think this is lori lightfoot? do you think it's one of the other candidates? what do you think is going on here? >> well, it is -- i was born and raised in chicago. i love chicago with all of my heart. and it breaks my heart to see

this. and everything that's happened in chicago, obviously for the last two years, it would be ironic at best if mayor lightfoot makes the runoff due to the jail vote. considering, you know, she has literally made chicago known throughout the world for nothing but violent crime. >> jesse: so, all right. let's pretend it's a bunch of them doing this. are you impressed at all by the aggressive nature don't take no for an answer attitude by some of these harvesters? >> well, you know, cook county jail is ideal location for vote harvesting or vote or ballot manipulation. you know, the cameras, know torously don't work. and the guards are notoriously political hires. so, i mean, it -- tomorrow will tell the tale, where we are

anticipating a runoff, the question is who is going to be in the runoff. i predict mayor lightfoot will make the runoff. >> jesse: all right. the brixz has been made. we will follow it tomorrow. great report. thank you so much. >> thank you, jesse. >> jesse: well, johnny tells us a fairy tale. >> tell me about the three little pigs. >> first little piggy went to the market. second little piggy went home. [buzzer] ♪

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second little piggy went home? >> all i know is the big bad wolf blew the house down, right? >> the villain in the three little pigs, he was? >> the fox? >> big bad wolf. >> i agree with their characterization of who he is, he's a bad guy. >> what were the houses made of? >> wood? >> bamboo? >> leaves? >> sticks. the other with straw, the other with bricks. >> made out of clay. >> tell me the story of jack and the bean stalk. >> jack and the bean stalk, he found a bean and planted it? >> jack had something that he traded for the beans. what was it? >> money? alcohol? >> cow. >> he traded his sister off, jill. >> what a great story. >> he traded a cow for the beans, planted the beans and a bean stalk grew. what happened next? >> some giant started coming

down from the sky. >> he said fi fo fumelania trump i have a big thumb. >> i smell the blood of an englishman? >> i don't remember. >> i don't remember. >> tell me about snow white. why is she famous? >> because she's so pretty. >> she was a really, really, really extremely excellent prostitute. >> the queen was trying to kill her so she went to live with the seven dwarfs. >> what were their names? >> angry? leaply? mopey. >> i don't know. >> silly. >> rudolph. >> sleepy. >> creepy. >> fauci. ha ha, there's no fauci. >> someone needs to grab that

little elf and chuck him across the potomac. >> tell me the story of watters world. >> it's like a movie of kevin costner. >> never heard of that fairytale. >> he's a pretty cool guy. you know i used to watch him. me and my friends used to watch him. >> and what did watters do? >> this is my world. >> jesse: so i lost to my 11 year old daughter playing ping-pong over the weekend. here's how it went. the only reason i really lost is because we played to 11. if we had played to 21 i probably would have come from behind and beaten her. the way i set up the table was a little cockeye, i had a lot to drink the night before and i've given her tennis lessons so she's pretty good. aim not making excuses she beat

me fair and square but i'll stewing over it. congrats ellie. greg from florida, covid king from a lab meny made the senate and royalty. dems are now the party of captain obvious >> sue from nevada why is the energy department saying the china virus come from a lab? what does the energy department have to do with the virus. >> well, they have lots of scientists and they know what they're talking about. >> jack from maryland, why aren't the national labor unions raising hell regarding child labor abuse? you're right, i don't hear a thing >> samantha from georgia, boy, what a convenient time for our labor secretary to step down. you think he's going to get the axe? i'm not so sure. >> chuck from georgia, buttigieg flies private because all the flight cancellations. that is a good way to do it >> isabella from new york, love the purple tie, you always look so sharp. >> you know, i really do look so

sharp and it's not easy. i take a lot of time to prepare the ensemble, the shirt tie jacket combination is not that easy. only some people can pull it off. it's me and fire. we've got style. that's all for tonight, dvr the show, tucker's up next and always remember i'm watters and this is my world. ♪ ♪ >> tucker: good evening and welcome to tucker carlson tonight. how would you define the biden administration? really the hall mark has been an almost other worldly disconnection from the actual affairs of the united states. if it's really happening in this country, the biden administration will pretend it's not. in fact, white house officials seem to have no idea what's going on in our country and no interest in learning about