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mic shortly what the prosecution case is. and can they see reasonable doubt in the minds of the jury? and find this man not guilty or more jurors to hang and be a hung jury? >> neil: we will see. they will be on the defense to do that tomorrow. "the five" is now. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters, judge jeanine perrault, jessica tarlov, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." flights out for lori, chicago lori lightfoot suffering humiliating reelection defeat that should put aggressive silverware for progressive spirit kicking lori to the curb after enduring four years
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of insane liberal crime policies. i guess folks got tired of living in a crime-ridden nightmare where you constantly have to dodge gunfire inside your own home. maybe businesses didn't like their stuff being looted in a smash-and-grab. we know her atrocious track record, murder, robbery, theft. it seems obvious to everybody why she lost. but she is blaming it on sexism and racism. i think she did a bang-up job. >> i'm grateful that we work together to remove a record number of guns off of our streets, reduced homicides, and started making real progress of public safety. we fought the right fights, and we put the city on a better path. in the end, you don't always win every battle. but you never regret taking on the powerful and bringing in the light. >> jesse: if you are worried about her future, don't, lori has other skills to fall back on.
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♪ ♪ all right come against my better judgment, i will go to you first, jessica. [laughter] tell us what this means for the democratic party. >> jessica: well, a democrat will still be the mayor of chicago. so, it means we still have that. but you are about to see and it will be interesting in the runoff, the battle of the soul of the party. what is going on here with a more conservative campaign. this is a man with progressivism in chicago and john moore progressive than lori lightfoot even is. the one but he probably will not win. >> jessica: he probably will not but i haven't seen this much discussion who will get the hispanic vote. garcia was one of the candidates that didn't make the runoff and majority of the hispanic runoff in chicago. that is huge and johnson, the black candidate will see basically there were six black
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candidates in the vote got split a lot. and john for the last-minute surge of black support. but you don't know where it is going to go because vallas has much tougher on crime policies. the enemy of the teachers union. at this point, those things can actually designate with a lot of minority voters. so my assumption is in people of chicago, locals chicago strategists say it will be the one who wins the spirit it will be interesting to watch the joe manchin, let's say canada plays out then and aoc candidatn the runoff's >> jesse: flip ssome plan or his political grae a little more, judge. >> judge jeanine: her loss is a win for the people of chicago. this is a woman who didn't understand her constituents and didn't under stand the safety of its people. her policy has damage chicago
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politically, economically, sociologically. i lived in chicago for three years, four years on michigan avenue here that city comic half of the businesses are closed there. now i understand the current rate for homicide is 50%. when the truth is we have dna. we have found spirit you look at the murdaugh case all circumstantial with telephone records and all of that stuff. but even her personality, "the new york times" that she created feuds and all kinds of insults against people. this is a woman for a time only wanted to speak with black journalist. i mean, it is i think a test of the democrats crying message. that is why vallas will win. we picked him the other day. when you say you only talk to journalists of color, ship to think about taking care of victims of color. because she didn't take care of victims of color, starting with the southside of chicago.
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she could have done that. she has a lot of power. but where crime is what, murder rate 59% and she just said, they cut back on the murder rates or something bizarre like that. let her sing and dance her way to the next job. but she has it made anything better. good riddance. >> jesse: a lot of people happy in the city of chicago. >> dana: i imagine also it had to be hard when bill de blasio left office because he was the worst mayor in america and she was the second worst mayor in america. then she became the worst mayor in america. she thought everybody. she was always in a fight every single day. there was no humility. there was never any moment of let's try something different. it was always fighting with everybody. then she says this is because -- i guess chicago is sexist and racist. you can be an african american woman in politics as a mayor at the big city and win reelection.
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they are real bells or did it in washington, d.c., and got elected by a huge margin. washington, d.c., has a lot of problems but she got elected. keisha lance bottoms was the mayor of atlanta and decided not to run for a second term. this is also interesting about how people if they decide to make a change, they can. just a good theme getting recalled in san francisco as an example but then you have larry philadelphia were that doesn't work. i think there has been enough examples if people want to make a difference they can do that and a lot of liberal prosecutors progressivism leaving town a long path. this is a warning sign to ot others. >> jesse: we've had a few of these warning signs, greg. >> greg: i'm going to miss her. she brought so much joy even though she brought everyone else pain. that little garden gnome. but she said she lost because she has a black woman and she's
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held to a higher standard. apparently that higher standard's confidence. because she is that she was historical at first with the first black lesbian of chicago but now the worst mayor of chicago has ever had. she will go down in history a couple of times. what is interesting to me, why is this news? why are we so relieved? it is like somebody who was the worst mayor in the country, it should have been a foregone conclusion that she would lose. but we didn't know because of a sense of benevolence and of socialism that she is bulletproof. left wing, black female made her immune to criticism. there was nothing you could do. people were complaining about her forever and that is where her arrogance came from. she knew if you went after her, she would come after you with a rant of a homophobic racist. so that allowed her to do whatever she wanted.
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get in on all these feuds and completely ignore the suffering of her constituents because she knew she had a moat. she had a moat. the same way don lemmon had a moat. they woke moat. that is beautiful but a lesson like you shouldn't be picking your politicians based on what box they tick or if they look like you. you own them nothing. you of them nothing, especially when they expect that privilege from you while they destroy a city. you know what, it doesn't matter what color they are, who they sleep with, you know, if they make their cities safer, vote for them. >> j>> judge jeanine: she did jt the opposite. she said, "cops can't chase suspects." if you lose them, just let them go. it's all right. >> jesse: we've lost a few of them, andrew cuomo, laurie. >> greg: she can do the 8:00 hour on cnn, right? >> jesse: problem solved. communist crybabies china
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♪ ♪ >> dana: china is not happy about the whole lab leak. the nation slamming the fbi and accusing the bureau of politicizing the deadly virus and wants america to respect science and facts. but that is not going to deter christopher wray. this is what he thinks the chinese are hiding. >> i will just make the observation of the chinese government seems to me to do its
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best to try to thwart and of fence gate the work that the u.s. government and foreign partners are doing and that is unfortunate for everybody. >> dana: china clearly wants to move on and former biden covert advisor might agree. >> even if the chinese are saying nobody in the lab had been infected they did not have those in the lab, would anyone in the world believe him? so i think we have to move on and i worry that we are wasting time preparing for the next virus. >> dana: all of that comes as congress picks off prime time hearings with china. more threats than the soviet union ever did. >> general, do you think that china poses a greater threat to our freedom than the world's freedom them to soviet union ever did? >> congressman, yes i do. >> dana: this from congressman
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jim banks who was asking about one of the witnesses thought could be happening inside of the lab. >> do you think there is a chance that the wuhan lab was involved in bio weapons research? >> well, i think that we know for certain that the chinese military is involved in research into corona viruses. >> dana: okay, that doesn't bode well for the world. >> jesse: it looks like a dual use lab if you look at it for science. you also look at it for bio weapons. that is why we were sending some of the grants over there to finance gain of function but also a window into what they were researching 2 kilos pier that is why the cia, "i don't really know what is going on bud they did it for us, it backfired because now the whole world hates china. it kind of slowed economic momentum down, and now we took a
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lot of the factories out of there and strangling them with import and export controls. i don't think china is absolutely a bigger threat than russia was. if you look back at it, the nuclear weapons capability of rush at the time was crazy. they had more of a worldwide ideological threat in latin america, asia. we lost a lot of guys in the korean war. we lost a lot of guys in vietnam. but i guess sean is more than economic economic threat. listen, if the fbi, the energy department, which was bio labs all over the world, three whistle-blowers and all of my friends antivirus community all say that this thing is man-made, then i'm going to go with that instead of dr. fauci who is china's lab partner. he was the lab partner of the guy that killed a million americans. it is amazing after two years, the democrats did nothing on this. all they did was investigate january 6th. all of a sudden, the republicans
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come in and we finally start getting answers to what happened here and still, the democrats are still covering up. not only are they coveri leak situation. what a bunch of you know whats. >> dana: well met, you sound like me, almost. what about the guy that says "let's move on, let's move on." >> greg: use the c word from a crackpot! [laughter] if he suspicious of anyone who says we have to move on. you don't move on from 7 million dead. this can't be a show trial. it can't be china, china, china the way they say trump from trump. it can't be for political gain but specific goals in reaching conclusions who was involved, what was done and figure out what they do and then we hang them. i don't know what we do. i love the lab leak and what you
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see the excuses come out. the people that were pro-lab leak, they were republicans. so they probably were racist, right? because it is china. so we couldn't be on that side. so what is their fault for being right because they were bigots. it wasn't our fault for feeling that way. no, you felt that way. they weren't racist. you felt that way and you are blaming your stupid feelings on, well, you are planning your mistake on your stupid feelings. it is crazy how the left prioritizes pure the same people who call it a hate crime when you deadname somebody. probably never heard of the uighurs. they don't know child labor that goes in the iphone or their shoes or that china killed their grandparents. but damn you better not use the wrong pronoun. that is where we are. >> dana: you forgot the other when. >> greg: thank you, dane appearance before the chinese
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also said our government is being very over handed in that we are on any authoritarian government. >> judge jeanine: apparently the people's republic of china demand at the the house select committee stopped emigrating the communist party of china. i think they should not only identically but legitimize as far as we are concerned. we should be decoupling from china, but we can't do that because we have so many things made in china like all kinds of medicines. that is the problem. what i'm hoping this thing, the problem with china and i agree, to say we can't do two things at one time. are you stupid? we've just got to get on to making sure we are prepared for the next pandemic instead of trying to figure out what happened to the last one. oh -- >> greg: planned the next one. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: to the extent china is involved in the fentanyl, undeclared war that we
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have been talking about, they should be declared a transnational drug organization. because they are killing americans. it is an undeclared war. we were there lab partner. we were punting through the eco health alliance. everybody is covering their and that is a sad situation. but i'm hoping that china may be can bring democrats and republicans together. that may be if we realize the danger of this country and what they are trying to do to us politically and economically and socially. i mean, it is frightening. >> dana: actually, that is what i wanted to ask jessica about how bipartisan this was an yesterday there was no sniping towards each other, no snarking, but it was serious mismarked and brought together "prime time." do you think that can continue questioning >> jessica: i hope so. >> greg: as long as republicans are in charge. >> jessica: i would like to say something jesse said about
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democrats obscuring what happened january 6th, which liz cheney and adam kissinger care to talk about it in hearings. but i think we can maintain that there was a rally over the weekend here actually on lori side chinese communist party by which he tore as a mike gallagher from wisconsin, republican and a democrat. i think it is something that can go forward. to your point why can we do two things at once? why can't you say it is feasible that it came from a lab. low confidence from the department of energy and a little bit higher competence from the fbi peer that people shouldn't have been racist. a bad thing to walk around beating up asian people and say it is coming flu. >> greg: you don't have any evidence that is connected. there is a lot of asian pilots that had nothing to do with trump, calling it the chinese flew, there is something else going on, you know that.
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>> jessica: i have a point. >> greg: less offensive. >> jessica: is that how it works? >> dana: yes, that's how it works. >> greg: i felt like that was micro-aggression and may be micro -- >> jessica: you were eating my time here there is a direct correlation to having a virus that is killing people in this country that we know came from china here there was a huge spike in it and i know it was more black people beating up white people. >> greg: trump -ers. >> jesse: eat that time up time up here at >> judge jeanine: go ahead. >> jessica: bit is really irritating. jon stewart is the best. you haven't seen him stephen colbert talking about the fact a lab thing and he does this hilarious thing, you know "there is a big lead of chocolate in hershey, pennsylvania." >> greg: we did the same thing but you weren't there. >> jessica: i was on maternity leave because i made life.
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when we first show this program i so and to make social learning. and my first thought was what do feelings have to do with math? the program started last year so there is no data to see if it is a good system to use. we should be creating critical thinkers to make thinkers in math mind-set but not what i'm feeling or somebody else feeling? >> jessica: will this get them ahead? schools are failing students with reading and math proficiency with historic lows. no math proficiency, and 53 illinois high schools fail to achieve grade level proficiency in math. greg. do you think that -- [laughter] so, this is just being considerate. let's be fair about that. do you think in the post-pandemic world considering all of the challenges we have talked about for a student's mental health crises, that it is that ridiculous have an idea to consider socially emotional
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learning being part of math lessons? >> greg: yes. it is ridiculous. >> jessica: you shocked me. >> greg: i know and there are three women on this table so i want to back up and explain what math is. [laughter] math is the language of the universe. you don't want to mess with it. it is the strangest thing in existence because you can't tell whether you invented it or it was a discovery. like was math always here? on my goodness 2 plus 2 equals 4. why do you have a fondness for it. this is my point is this, the secret to life itself, there are 7,000 languages, right? the reason why we have war -- the reason why we have wars, the difference in languages we can't communicate with each other. math is the universal language that the germans and the french -- >> jesse: the language of love. >> greg: that is true and we can talk about that later in my hot tub. this is only language that cuts across all people. and the woke want to take that
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apart. they want to take the universality of math and vulcanized it. somebody says, yeah you may think 2 plus 2 equals 4 but 4 hu rt my feelings so two plus two equals five minus four but it takes longer but i like to say the word 4 because when i was 4 i burned my finger on a toaster and i can't say 4 anymore. we do have feelings about math, but we have the universality of those feelings. >> jessica: what you think of greg. >> dana: i like it a lot. also because math can be, that is a place where you can be free from having to have feelings. everything is about revealing. there is freedom and math. math does give you freedom. and that is one of the reasons people are so excited about stem education for both genders or all genders or whatever. but the thing that is really incredible is how on newsroom we
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did this story baltimore's would have no one proficient in math. then we do a story two days later about chicago. the chicago public school sends a statement, we want to make sure it is clear to you that our test results are right in line with all the other major cities. okay, that is not a great defense, guys peer that is not a good defense and math can be one of those places it can propel you into great heights. you can get independence from knowing math well enough or even to greater heights if you know it very well. so i don't think there is any need to bring feelings into it. feelings isn't everything else. read a book peer that is where you get feelings. >> greg: not a math book. >> judge jeanine: first of all whose ideas this? why are they implementing this? they don't say who was helping, why are they proposing it? they have no data and none of it make sense! if you want feelings, i get it. you may be having reading and all the other stuff and maybe
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even history, but math? math is the only objective thing we have got. it is not subjective. it is an objective test. deal with it. you can't influence it, change it, bury it or anything else. think about it, parents have to go to the school board meetings. i don't want feelings in my child's math class. parents have to work harder than they have ever worked their whole life. >> dana: like another part-time job. >> jesse: you guys are clearly trying to feminize math and i won't stand for it! when an architect builds a bridge, what is more important? how the architect feels about the bridge or what he knows about the bridge? i'm not driving over a bridge that was engineered by a guy that was in touch with his feelings. i'm driving over a bridge if i don't want to die. engineered by a german who has never cried. [laughter] that is a sturdy bridge! do you want me to tell you what i really feel about the stuff?
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i think it has to do with covid in equity. all of these test scores went down so they have to lower the standard to get the test or back up here at black and hispanic students progressed worse than white students during the pandemic and a lot of it is economic. they are trying to close the racial achievement gap and again that is why they are lowering the standards or trying to feminize math. >> jessica: definitely that. >> jesse: that is what a sexist would say. >> greg: exactly. >> jessica: you forgot to lead with that. you're finishing straw, that is what a sexist would say. up next from a liberal state out with a solution to the homeless crisis, cold hard cash. ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: good news, liberals have another brilliant idea to solve americans don't
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make america's home crisis and all it involves is throwing more text payer money at the problem. a bill in oregon wants to hand out $100,000 a month to the unhoused no strings attached. 14,000 vagrants who get the windfall and spend it on whatever their heart desires. the proposed law says, "payments may be used for rent from a merchant's expenses, food, child care, or other goods and services other participants choosing." but critics say that cash will be used to buy more alcohol or drugs. now, i know, greg, you are not the year ahead because you told us all about that. but let me ask you a question, what do they expect? what do they expect the homeless to do with a thousand dollars other than by drugs and alcohol? >> jessica: you can get a lot with a thousand dollars. most of them would be which is the point so this is based on an
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experiment that worked in canada. the noley project gave 700 -- $7,500 to homeless people and the homeless rate dropped 72% down to 49%. spent on housing and food which is prioritized and saved homeless shelters $8100 per person. >> judge jeanine: that is amazing. >> jessica: that is amazing. >> greg: of the city was 72% homeless? >> jessica: no, 70% of the people that got the handout. math. that was film in the math for you and your mesclun touch. 35% secured permanent housing. so something we have been exploring all over the country. we will see how this trend continues to go but i hate to see this go back into the discussion of when we used to call people welfare queens. we can look at the covid payout sent the child tax credit. we have child poverty in this country.
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then we took away the child tax credit where people were getting money to spend on anything from it by drugs, alcohol but you know what they did, they invested in their children and got food and raised out of poverty. >> greg: if this were a good idea, you wouldn't have to bring up those other examples. >> jessica: why, what? it is good have many examples to back up my point. >> greg: the homeless situation in portland is not good for me and it will get worse because you will create vagrancy migration, right? you are incentivizing people to come your because you are making it easier to squat. anywhere that it makes it people -- that is that fact and it's everywhere. the left always leaves you with two competing notions, a, they don't understand the science of incentives which undermines their policies completely in any reform they push apart because they don't get incentives. they see the initial problem will explode. or the other option is, they already know that. they know what they were doing. they know they are incentivizing
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moral decline because they think our society sucks and the only way to get rid of a society that sucks is to destroy with them. too bad they don't have a replacement. >> judge jeanine: why don't they, dana, tied this monthly payment? i have the senate bill right here. why don't they tie that payment to some kind of job from the government where plenty of places we need additional people to work? why should people who don't do anything get at $1,000 that we worked our tails off for and pay taxes have to give? >> dana: that is interesting. i was thinking about an amendment or a condition i would put on that, which is if you get this money and you are arrested for a crime, you get an automatic out for five years or something like that in terms of having to go away from society. something may be. maybe not that. about some sort of penalty for misusing it. we talk about in los angeles
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much they spend on those tenants. i saw that on "prime time." when thousands of dollars for one homeless person. so with what jessica is saying is true -- [laughter] >> jesse: let's not. >> jessica: let's assume it. >> dana: with systems experiment works there. is that that save taxpayers money in the long run? i don't know. >> greg: what is not in the experiment is what it causes around that area like people moving in. that is not in that equation. >> dana: but do they leave being homeless? >> jessica: yes, 35% had secure homes. >> greg: factory and how many people come in. >> jessica: that is always assuming the worst in people. >> jesse: she said it. you don't have a homeless problem in this country, we have a liberalism problem in this country. >> dana: that is what i was getting to. >> jesse: the liberals don't care about helping the homeless but the liberals care about
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helping themselves. they like the act of spending money on poor people. it doesn't help the poor people. has it helped any poor people the amount of money that we have spent on homeless in every single city? the more money we spend, the worst the problem gets. it just makes the libs fill better about themselves. they are spending your money to buy compassion. it is not working. if you have ever walked by these tent cities, they cost $150. they have rei sleeping bags here they have iphones with wi-fi. they were plugging in toaster ovens to some business. these people -- this is rock-bottom here or they will take this $1,000 and they will buy don't and stay on the streets. you know it and know it. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: the other thing is the drug dealers are licking their chops. >> jesse: exactly!
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it said, let's talk about the climate implications and maybe not the best idea. actually, a sovereign democratic nation so i think it is -- no one wants to cancel the sun. >> greg: you know, this cancel culture run amok. it is first like comedians, actors, artists and now going after stars. >> judge jeanine: let me tell you this, if the sun doesn't shine and if they want to lower the local temperature and block the sun, i'm depressed. >> greg: outcome it is terrible. >> judge jeanine: i'm looking outside, gee it's getting lighter and i'm starting to feel good. all of us in the summertime feel good, positive. it's like we had a pandemic. we were locked down, we were masked. and now they want us to live in a dark world. i'm not into dark worlds! that is the end of it. >> greg: excuse me, i almost belched. dana, you noticed that the planet is around like my face.
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>> dana: yeah. >> greg: why don't we create a north visor, a visor that goes around what do you call it, the equator? you can move it around. just like a giant -- like a face. that would be painful. but how about a earth visor to keep the sun out you know like when wearing a visor when playing tennis question marks before that as i had. >> greg: i wear that in a village everywhere. >> dana: i think this proves how much money there is in academia for climate studies. they can get money for anything. all you have to do is say come i want this for climate. and they will get a gazillion dollars. it is the next step in the academic welfare of climate change. >> greg: nicely done. jesse, is it time to blow up the sun? really, it has had a good run. it sucks, it is hot, unfeeling, it doesn't do anything. >> jesse: i would cancel the sun. do you see what they said about
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michelle obama? >> greg: no! [laughter] >> jesse: i respect the scientists and we do have not installed a electric station and we blessed in orbit intergalactic gray band that will go like this and keep us -- you can even build sunscreens that last three hours. you know what, greg, the scientists let sit this one out. they just kind of botch the wuhan gain of function. stay in your lane i'm at work on cancer and we will deal with the sun. >> greg: if only we could get covid to climate change. >> jessica: that is an idea. >> greg: that is an idea. i ran out of things to say. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ now i have this. this is inspire. it's simple... it's just a button. sometimes i press his button. inspire is a sleep apnea treatment that works inside my body with the click of this remote.
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the homeless community ahead of the winter storm of the singer showed up hope the mission shelter midnight with a barbecue smoker in tow. it's enormous. over the next 24 hours whipped up a storm of brisket, ribs and all the sides. 450 dinners and even stayed to serve them and post photos with the fans. is he certainly the best. >> jesse: that's how you deal with the homeless you feed them don't give them drugs. >> jessica: they would use the money it eat because that's what they do. >> jessica: canadian study? hairdos. judge, just relax, we are going to get to you. aall right. we view some u.s. presidents with mulletts, chest hair, slick wily, i like that one. dana's old boss, w. wow, look at that guy. super handsome and then we have joe biden leathered and lethal. feathered and lethal. >> judge jeanine: doesn't look
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that good. >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime" the fbi has just opened an investigation into sticky sammy finally they get down to real business. judge? >> judge jeanine: talk about a sweet sendoff. have you ever thought about designing and building your own casket? this is grandma in arizona. there she is she loves m&ms. and her initials resemble m&ms that's not important. so she used her m&ms as part of her casket. branded as having a calm and cool personality, she had it made pictures, funeral attendees also honored married by dropping m&ms before final sendoff. >> jesse: i knew a guy who died from swallowing a gob stopper and he just so happened to design his casket as a gob stopper. i irony. do you believe it. >> judge jeanine: he did not.
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>> dana: pony, maybe it was greg. showed up at a store, shopping around. and he didn't have an owner. and everyone is like what is going on. he was just walking around, checking things out, looking for man aise. >> where have your corny jokes. >> dana: tomorrow. you got it. >> jesse: it's about time. greg? >> greg: tonight we have a great show emily compagno, jamie his so he, kat timpf, tyrus. almost like an all-star show no offense to anybody here. that's a really good lineup. anyway, or anybody, in fact,. >> jesse: i didn't think anybody was thinking that until you brought it up. >> greg: you should be offended. dust bunny news. i love to clean around the apartment and the house. everywhere now and then get behind the sofa and find something. look at this dust bunny i found underneath my sofa. it is -- look at that thing. isn't that amazing? don't worry, the mop is clean, i always disinfect my mops before
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i. >> jesse: you should clean more. don't let dust bunnies gather like that. life of their own sometimes. like tumble weeds with heart valves kind of disgusting if you ask me. >> jesse: if you had to design your casket greg who would you design. >> greg: a big giant rib. >> dana: have a rib sticking out. >> greg: like the guys in the pyramids, when i go i'm taking a living person with me. i will pay somebody. >> judge jeanine: you haven't been to europe where are you going do take them. >> jesse: you have never been to europe? >> judge jeanine: egypt. >> greg: i have never been to egypt. i want somebody buried with me who is alive. >> dana: why? >> greg: just in case. that's murder. >> jesse: that's what they did in ancient egypt they took one with them. if i'm going you are taking one with me.
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>> jesse: just your friends. >> jesse: i thought they just mummified themselves and got buried with all their dog. >> judge jeanine: took someone with them with all the gold and jewelry. i'm on hannity tonight. i forgot to say that thanks so much, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> judge jeanine: no, thank you, jesse. >> jesse: that's it for us. "special report" is up next with the bret baier. >> bret: just to be clear greg has been to europe but not to egypt. >> jesse: yes. >> bret: good evening i'm bret baier. the priewsht in the alex murdaugh guble murder trial delivers a scathing closing argument after the jury delivers the crime scene. tough questioning on capitol hill on a host of topics. a house committee takes on the fentanyl crisis. ♪ but, first, breaking tonight, president biden is in baltimore right now. he is speaking this hour to the house democratic caucus issues

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