worse. >> could you just get rid of the whole millennial class? >> i would say no. >> neil: whose idea was this? guys, thank you very much. >> just kidding. >> but is too late for you. >> tomorrow, the legal fallout from this segment. here is "the five." >> jesse: hello, everybody come i'm jesse watters, joe jeanine pirro, dana dana perino, greg gutfeld. amp this is "the five." joe biden sounding tone-deaf about america's fentanyl crisis. the president to defend himself after congressman lame temper and mother losing her two sons to the deadly drug peer that mom heartbreaking testimony this

week and begged to the administration to take action. but instead of biden being empathetic, the president was more concerned than the congresswoman got one of her facts wrong. >> isn't she amazing? [laughter] she was very specific in saying that a mom who lost two kids to fentanyl, that i killed her sons. the interesting thing is, that fentanyl they took came during the last administration. don't even get me started. >> jesse: to keep this in mind, biden gave a half-hour speech and that was only mention of fentanyl or the board. the grieving mother now taking the comments not taking lightly. >> what a horrible human being. how can he sit there and joke about it. somebody asked me, oh, did he misspeak? this shows his heart. you don't have to think about what you say in a moment like

this. to me this shows why he just opened the border so wide. he just doesn't care. he is completely heartless. the president owes me an apology and all of the other parents who have lost their children. he owes us an apology. >> jesse: the white house trying to clean up on his remarks. speak with the american people knows who he is fundamentally because he's been around for some time. they have watched him go through grief. he expressed sympathy for her last night and his heart goes out to any person, any person who has to go through that type of trauma. his words are being mischaracterized. the one all right, dana, the president's brand at least what they say it is is about empathy. but it is time after time after time from the border to fentanyl, two east palestine, he has not shown what his brand is. i'm beginning to believe the

whole thing was phony. >> dana: i feel for the mother come in fact when we saw her the testimony, a very difficult thing to do and many of these moms who have lost children to fentanyl poisoning are the ones who starting nonprofits in their communities were figuring out a way to connect with other moms. basically they have this brief connection going on all across the country and it is heartbreaking. she lost two of her sons, okay? at the beginning of the clip when biden is talking about, isn't she something, he's referring to marjorie taylor greene. so it could be taken a little bit out of context when he was mocking her, talking about marjorie taylor greene. but when he talks about the mother, he is not empathetic. and what i wrote down here is but the instincts are not firing. that is true that he has asked for empathy or leaned on empathy in his own case, right? think about hunter.

we talked about it a lot. any parent dealing with a child who has drug addiction problems trying to overcome them, you have to feel for them because what they go through is absolute. that is what this woman has gone through. the thing surprised about not mentioning fentanyl is that it seems like another one of these slow rolling things when all of a sudden they will realize, wow they are too slow and they will look back and go, wow how did we miss a question mark i don't know how they missed it. we are talking about the baby formula problem, the crime problems because it is covered here, they don't want to talk about it. i don't know why and i don't know where susan rice is, where's the plan? is there any plan? what about the cabinet? why can't you call a cabinet meeting once in a while. i want each of you to come up with two things that you can do the implement to make sure we are protecting the children. where are the ads and why can't we do public service announcement? just trying to let kids know

peer of the parents asking for help, and they are not getting it at this time. i want to talk about the second gentleman, kamala harris is husband is looking for a cause of this one staring him in the face. the one he chose his pitiful but we will talk about that in a minute. >> jesse: a greg gutfeld. >> greg: we have been talking about this, we have been talking about opioids legally, illegally for years. i'm pretty sure it was here and i predicted the crackdown on illegal opioids would lead to a mountain of dead because of not doing anything about the demand but just replacing a safe and legal low-dose supply with a street drug of unknown potency that is often deadly. so that will definitely kill more people. whose fault is that? it's not joe biden's. it is joe biden, trump, biden. no one was actually engaged on it and it may be at the contamination affect or five

contamination affect puritan thing we talk about because we pick a side and they can't be on that side appeared marjorie taylor greene, they are both wrong. she says that biden basically has blood on his hands. but she learned from the best, right? where did she get that vernacular? where does the new right get the vernacular? from the old left. the dems have mastered the blood on your hands, streets from talking to pro-lifers to capitalists to law enforcement to parents fighting to protect their kids from trans activism ideology. you complain both parties for an action, but this has been out for a while and at least tg is showing some passion about it. now, joe is wrong and using an example although correct, it involves casualties. but when you are in a debate, it doesn't look good to say, "don't blame me for those dead kids.

that is on the other guy." the mother recently and freshly there grieving. he couldn't resist it. he couldn't own, in this case, he couldn't own notoriety. he was prepared for that actually. so, ultimately it is just so weird. does this help stop the flow of the legal fentanyl? that is the question. apparently he gets people to pay attention when there's a conflict. maybe they will understand the topic more and maybe we will go bonkers. but this surface level, it feels like people are trying to get at each other when really they should be cooperating on killing this enemy. >> jesse: apparently, it is not bringing us together, judge jeanine. >> judge jeanine: you know, i have a bit of a different take. this is a president of the united states. it is not about marjorie taylor greene. i get that. but what it's about is a mom who

feels she is owed an apology. we have an administration right now with a guy that is clueless. and i'm dead serious about that. there are americans dying every year, more now than have died in world wars. he can't even get the word fentanyl off of his lips. when you need a press secretary of the united states to tell the american people that the president is really everybody knows how pathetic he is an impactful he is, we are in a real problem. america is starting to understand a man who hit in the basement and that trojan horse doesn't care about you. if you are from east palestine or in american in afghanistan or a mother who lost two sons to no fault of her own, he is going to say something and laugh about it employment on another guy, such an instinct to the left. blame it on the other guy when

his own attorney general is admitting that fentanyl is unleashed on purpose on the united states. in all we need to do is do something in mexico. force the president of mexico the way trump did when he was trying to get them to control the border from the illegals. he said i'm going to put tariffs on it and there was some control. right now, i'm not interested in people saving, well maybe he wasn't impactful enough. that is disgusting. what he did showed the real true heart that he has. >> jesse: yeah, not a classy president here. >> jessica: i'm not going to say it's not a classy move but it was improperly handled. it gives me one the fact that she lost her son to fentanyl. i would add to what tina said a committed who struggles with drug addiction and he talks about quite regularly. someone who has served our country died a terrible death,

and that is something he uses to connect with people. that was missing from the spirit but his frustration with marjorie taylor greene and the lies that are being told about his record on this, i think are worthwhile elevated and i was watching something this week and where joe wilson the congresswoman of south carolina say you lie barack obama and it was something about obamacare. it was like the world was exploding because the congressman dared to that. john boehner who was the lead of the republicans made him apologize. he called and apologized and obama said, no problem, moving on. you look at the last date of the union where marjorie taylor greene is standing up and howling at him essentially. the sound, we will all watched it. we have so devolved in the way that we treat one another that it allows you to -- well, it allows somebody like marjorie

taylor greene to lie about somebody. it does matter when someone died. it matters 80 fentanyl crisis and you are right about that but because has happened joe biden is guilty of that. you should know what happened during 2020 when trump was president. we have more deaths now, fentanyl deaths than we did that year. we had more apprehensions of fentanyl at the border by astronomical events and astronomical amounts. that is what this has turned out to a new ad thinking joe biden how serious he is about the border because marjorie taylor greene stepped in it and said 4,800 pounds of fentanyl compensated by ccb 2020. and that is what you get, more partisan bickering about it. that is what everybody does. we went seizing more fentanyl last year is actually a good thing? we encountered more illegals at the border than last year. >> jessica: it is about apprehensions and compensations. i know how many deaths there are and i know the numbers are up.

i'm trying to frame and that is why these issues are human issues so relatively get that with because everybody goes to their corners. >> judge jeanine: look, this is a mother who lost two sons here this is about a man who is laughing about it. and i'm not talking about the first part of the statement. i'm talking about the second part. he has no empathy. she thinks he needs her and owes her an apology. >> jessica: you know what he should give her that apology. >> judge jeanine: that would be the only way he gets himself out of this. >> jessica: but what i can -- i'm going to guarantee and i'm going to be bold. nobody who is a joe biden supportive thinks he doesn't care about that mother. >> judge jeanine: she doesn't think it! >> jessica: i sincerely doubt that woman voted for joe biden. >> jesse: we want to see him in action and just saying you care isn't enough anymore.

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♪ ♪ >> when will you announce your reelection, sir? >> greg: oh, boy, joe biden dropping hints of a 2024 run. that was felix, by the way. but he better watch his back. one house democrats think hundreds of dems think it is a mistake. they can't say it out loud and he says, "believe me hundreds in congress that say the same thing but face won't [bleep] say a word."

dana, what do you think that word is that he believed? >> dana: tell me during commercial. >> greg: biden full speed ahead and testing out the mek the tweets. >> we did nothing, but implement what we've already passed to let the people know who did it for them, we win. we are way beyond that. it is not just about winning. them republicans will not get on board for most of these things, but that leaves a lot of republicans that are still left. oh, by the way, watch. watch what happens. republicans can help make a significant majority in some of these things. >> greg: all that is missing is the little band jokes, sitting on the bridge playing the banjo. or deliverance. jesse, we went through a lot of

rumormongering in the trump administration. people always say there is a tantrum in the west wing. there are hundreds of people in the congress. do you believe it question marks me when i don't understand it so i'm going to a identify as a democrat. >> greg: okay. >> jesse: more votes in the history of the united states. so they say. you've got the rust belt and not only that, he got arizona, and he got george up. then he kept the sin in the midterm spirit he he signed ticket bills and beat the guy on the republican side to be the front runner for the next election. see how you got that going for you with decent job numbers and low unemployment. so, if he doesn't run on the other hand, you have kamala harris a pathetic bench. and what are you going to do primary joe biden and pick your scab on national tv? oh, my god! i just run with the guy.

the old white male and just run it again, right? but it looks like the corporate media is bored of the guy. the corporate media knows joe doesn't leak, he doesn't do interviews. >> greg: doesn't leak information. >> jesse: clarifying. >> jessica: no democrat would say that. >> jesse: there is no glamour in the white house and is bad for business. so they are trying to move him out. then you have my family, democrats, and no thrills. he has the trump slayer, that is it. so people are trying to, people are trying to hold him to that promise and it's starting to get a little awkward. >> je>> greg: dana, it is interesting. it seems like a game of chicken between democrats and they are driving cars they are not crazy about. >> dana: internally, right? this is the longest tease that i have ever seen in my lifetime.

what is happening is there is a power vacuum. when there is a vacuum, it creates chaos. because he has announced yet, i guess they want to have something to roll out in april or something. they have the first lady on a foreign trail sneaking in and in review he's going to run. that was obviously a tell spirit to give speech to at the state of the unit to finish the job, 7,000 times. so that was a tell. as soon as president biden says he's running again, then all of this -- but i think they have a high tolerance at the white house to be wow, kemal harris get smacked in the day by every democrat and that democrat from minnesota was on the record and you have to admire that guy. if you are willing to do with. >> greg: what do you think, judge? still two years away. we see how joe doesn't work -- he's not operating at top form.

>> judge jeanine: look, the person who knows best, jill. she will walk him around to make sure that when he's on stage he faces the right direction. we can all be comfortable that joe will be just fine. and the truth is that he's going to say that he's going to run. nobody's going to tell him not to run. he will say it and that will be the end of it. the question is, what will happen the next few years? how will he behave? will americans feel better or worse? inflation is still a problem and gets worse and even 70% of the country thinks we are going the wrong direction. then the question is, when they look at two candidates and they are so much left in terms of, you know, who the two are going to be? who are they going to be? and then americans will decide. i can't imagine he doesn't disintegrate over the next few years. i don't understand half of what he says. >> greg: neither does he. jessica do you think it will be

a 2020 replay? >> jessica: increasingly. i think the last week has felt very pro-trump. and a bunch that pulls came out that showed desantis is gaining and taken back. we do know his primary base is his space. 25% to 20% show up to vote. they will have to be organized. whatever the opposition is it can't be the 16 people on stage because everyone will take a couple percentage points and then you will have trump again if the party doesn't think it is good for him. mike pence was interviewed today or yesterday and said come i don't think he will be the nominee when he was asked if supporting them. i don't know. but it does feel increasingly predoxey and jesse you played it but i heard a lot of my own. scripture repeated there. but i do think in terms of what the chattering is behind his back, it has nothing to do with the policies or the content of

the presidency. it is an age concern. you will have somebody if he wins a second term and he's finishing at 86 years old. that is old. that is not one of those questions -- >> jesse: what exactly are you worried about? >> jessica: that people naturally slow down. this is a high energy job. and he still is -- >> greg: he's out of his prime? [laughter] >> jessica: yeah, actually. >> judge jeanine: never! >> jessica: but the state of the union which he was getting a lot of compliments and to go on the republican side coming huge in a energy and thin spent an hour and a half afterwards working the rope line taking selfies here that is not a man that needed to be put to bed by his wife. >> greg: like a proud mom after the baby. [laughter] >> jessica: everything is fi fine. >> greg: he made it all the way to the doorway toy.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: republicans making merrick garland squirm like a worm. and politicize the doj. ted cruz hammering the attorney general for letting left-wing agitators harass the supreme court justices at their homes. >> in the wake of the leak of the dobbs decision when rioters descended on the homes of six

supreme court justices night after night after night, you did nothing! when extremist groups like ruth stennis and james revenge openly organize campaigns of harassment at the homes of justices, you sat on your hands. when these same groups posted online information about where the justices worship or their home addresses or where they are kids went to school, has the department of justice brought a single statute? speak with the job of the united states marshal is to defend the lives. >> of the answer is no. >> to defend the lives of the justices and that is the number one priority. are you willing to say no? you know it is no i know what is known everybody in this room knows it is no. >> judge jeanine: okay, so the statue was there. garland seems reluctant to answer a very direct question. he talks about the u.s.

marshals. he is the chief law enforcement officer in the country. why didn't he answer the question? >> jessica: he did answer the question and ted cruz was badgering. >> judge jeanine: it was a direct question. >> jessica: 70 u.s. marshals sent to protect the justices. the man who showed up to kill brett kavanaugh has been charged with attempted murder. so someone is being prosecuted for what they did. there wasn't anything else that rose to that level. and that's what attorney general garland was trying to convey but ted cruz would not give him breathing room and he had to intervene and let him answer. so i think garland did well there. he did well embarrassing senator ted kennedy. aunt came from the doj we are supportive of vigorous first amendment to date. we are not supportive of parents who are threatening physical violence, which was what was happening.

they don't think domestic terrorist. then people like mike lee, josh hawley who was on your program last night, jesse, talking how there is this double standard in terms of protecting abortion clinics versus pregnancy resource centers here at the garland doj, by the way it is the first doj in american history to prosecute someone who is harassing one of those pregnancy resource centers. so i think garland did a bang-up job and he pushed back and stay calm and cool about it but they were trying to get their moments and succeeded in that. >> judge jeanine: jesse. >> jesse: i don't think he did a great job. this is all you have to say, i'm trying to balance the right of peaceful protesters with protecting the justices safety. i have discretion is the attorney general to prosecute crimes as i see fit. that is his answer! and he says, in my decision-making process i didn't want to prosecute them. that is the answer.

instead, marshals, marshals! what a weasel! you have to be able to volley with emotion with the senators. i remember watching eric holder. he got a little hot under the collar and then there is bill barr who made everyone look like a bunch of idiots at those hearings because he commanded the facts and spoke eloquently. and he knew how to tarry. this man is programmed like a robot. that chat a bt or whatever the ai thing is, you plug-in something and spits it out like a loser. i have no confidence in the sky. he doesn't know anything going on. i'm frustrated because he's investigating everyone and everything. if you ask him a direct question, "i can't talk about it. it is under investigation." everything is under investigation. is that why you can't talk about it? >> judge jeanine: all right, dana, the question the attorney general was unable to

answer refers to section 15072 united states code, 18 u.s. 1507. you cannot protest in a way that is obstructing or interfering with the administration of justice or with the intent of influencing someone who is the supreme court justice. that is the question. i'm not grateful that he charge someone with attempted assassination of supreme court justice if he doesn't do that, the guy is an anarchist big d deal, the question is why did he not use the statute that caused everyone, not just the justices but their families and everyone in the neighborhood to be harassed. >> dana: that is the question we asked from the very beginning starting night one. and now night 420 because it's been going on for over a year. if he had just arrested two people, it would have ended because he would have set an example. i don't understand why they

don't use the lowest to avoid political pain later and also whoever is being targeted. that would be a smart thing to do. >> judge jeanine: when he was asked, greg about that life and prosecuted and they brought in guns blazing, they didn't do that for any of the right to life pro-life pregnancy center people who are harassing those, the right wing. i want to make myself clear. the jury acquitted mark. and they went and guns a blazing. they didn't do that with anyone on the left who was burning buildings and churches and grading anarchy on the right. >> greg: didn't he have a legitimate excuse that the crime going on was happening at night? so i think what we need to do is we have to buy these marshals flashlights. i think that would help. i guess apparently garland cannot work at night.

he goes to bed at 4:00. i don't know. it is weird. but this is where the team sports and priorities just come together and flow, right? the dems care about things that we think are stupid, right? pronouns, equity, student loan forgiveness, not going to happen. and yet they show so much rage over those things but meanwhile, they seem to ignore riots leading to crime, derailments, drug overdose months, gangs. these are things that actually cause death. that is not on the agenda here. what the agenda is is always kind of like an external stuff that is easy to deal with. and let's talk about pronouns. we a you are actually bella if u use the wrong pronoun. they might commit suicide. that is what they are concerned with. so i think the problem here is just the lack of certain

priorities like in your face, jessica! >> judge jeanine: up next, kamala's hubby to fight the scourge of toxic masculinity. ♪ ♪

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needs to be a man and what it means to be masculine. you have this trope out there that you have to be tough and angry and lash out to be strong. that is just the opposite. >> dana: of all the issues and all of the world. this is the issue he is choosing. i think he's not busy enough. >> greg: this has gained a lot of attraction because the bp claims he is continuing to speak out against talks of masculinity. has anybody ever heard him speak ever? i haven't! that's by keeping his pretty little mouth shut unless he's kissing dr. jill. >> dana: do you remember when he complained that kamala harris did not have good assignments. he let people know on the west wing and we thought, look, hey you should be happy to be there. he had a thriving law practice but now he's there.

and this is the issue, there is no economic health or people countryside. he chooses this? >> jesse: there is literally a toxic train wreck. >> dana: legal aid. >> jesse: there is nothing lamer than toxic masculinity. men are not toxic, society is toxic and look what you have done to us. you take away our guns and you say our trucks are killing the environment. all of the jobs you sent to china. then you bring in all of latin america to do the rest. then you push us into cubicles where we are not allowed to date our colleagues and can't crack jokes with our colleagues or else get hold hold into a chore. if you want to be a police officer we are called a racist. a coal miner or keystone pipeline or, they will cancel your job. they mock you on tv. they tear down our statues and they say meat is bad for us. if you lift weights, you are

white supremacist. if you play golf, you have white privilege. so if you don't like his way, you are sexist. then you tell us your feelings. you know what, this is how i feel. men and women are different. and then they call us transphobic. >> greg: [laughter] >> dana: well done. >> judge jeanine: oh, i'm sorry, you can't leave it there. >> dana: of course not. i just meant it was very good. literally, any issue and a cause that is only for like the very online people democrats on twitter. >> i am a little surprised by this one come i have to say. >> here is the truth, men became nontoxic and nonmescaline and all of that and forced us to take that on. so now we women have toxic masculinity. but the truth is i didn't know

and i think most people have no idea who the guy is. i don't know why he referred to that. something must have happened in his life or a set i had to talk about this. or the first time he thought about it when the guy asked him the question. it is not anything that needs attention. most guy i know who are really masculine don't raise their voice. they don't have to beat their chest. they don't have to do that. so, i don't know why he was talking and who was listening. >> dana: jessie, do they think this is something good for the 2024 campaign? is there a clamor for this? >> jessica: i don't think so. i don't know but it doesn't seem like a bullet we necessarily need to do party is about -- it is a democrat centered message and we have a female for the first time so everybody knows that is something important to us and obviously supportive of his wife but contextualizing it into this broader thing when

it's not necessarily a policy that you can own an win which is what he's saying. something that can be finished like when joe biden ahead gay marriage, that was something. >> dana: the border. >> greg: toxic masculinity to expect her to do something. before you know what -- >> greg: why are we imposing mescaline standards achievement on women? >> dana: good point! >> greg: thank you. i think i will roll with it. >> dana: "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ experience the elevation of electrification at the invitation to lexus sales event. hi, i'm william devane. did you know it took our founders 116 days

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." dana? >> dana: actually, i don't know -- oh, i have jokes? >> dana: okay. there's a theme here. question number one, why are basketball players messy eaters? >> they are always dribbling. >> dana: yes, very good. why did the ball hog not go to college joan jean ball hog? >> dana: why did he not go to

college? >> greg: he did porn. >> jessica: number one in the draft. >> dana: they knew he wouldn't pass. ball hog. what do angry rabbit and nba player have in common? for the hip people today. mad hop. okay. what type of cheese do basketball players love? swish cheese. where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat? >> judge jeanine: the court. >> dana: favorite place to get coffee? >> dana: dunkin' donuts. >> jesse: stupid. >> greg: they make me angry inside. >> jesse: because you are so stupid? >> greg: yes. >> jesse: you got one. i didn't even get one. my turn, we got tip for criminals. don't go to leave county, florida. they have got a sheriff there do something put you on blast. look at this little video he put out spring cleaning came early.

welcome to operation ♪ ♪ >> jesse: get out of here. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," we sent jobbie to bernie sanders book signing. they cost about $250 a ticket. >> dana: i love it. >> jesse: jessica? >> jessica: when i see those promos i always think you got that guest? bernie is coming on? >> jesse: in the d block. >> jessica: apparently, there is no tough love in softball. a college softball team was willing to help their opponent and ultimately lose the game in a show of good sportsmanship on saturday. grandview university catcher hit a grand slam fell to the ground injured. one of the opponents picked her up and carried her to home base making sure to tap her foot on to each base along the way so it would count. yeah. >> judge jeanine: so sweet. >> jesse: she hurt herself? >> jessica: this is real, i think. >> greg: why are females allowed to play sports?

[laughter] >> jesse: greg? >> dana: second gentlemen. >> greg: no guy's team would ever do that i don't know what i'm saying. tonight. chris great comedian. dave rubin, swell guy. kat timpf, terrorist. and then this. greg's itchy wombat news. check out this fellow, huh? his name is ringo. this has got to feel good. you know what? oh, man. look how happy he is. yeah. right there, baby. right there. you know what? a lot of persist tent itching you might want to see proctologist. might be something serious. >> jesse: thank you for that, greg. >> judge jeanine: passengers on a boat tour shocking moment in camera dog leapt into the water to confront a 12-foot hammer shark. the pup paddled around and managed to chase away the sun

suspects shark. passengers were audit deliberately gasping telling the dog to turn back to shore. they say the dog is domesticated. while it appeared he was defending his territory he may have just been looking to play with a new friend. >> jesse: pretty stupid dog. that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, jesse, thank you. good evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight. new pressure on president biden to do something, anything about the fentanyl crisis. the president was heard with what some interpreted as a flippant remark when talking about it yesterday. white house officials today tried to clarify and clean up those remarks. republicans are highlighting the filibuster to highlight a serious crisis. correspondent gillian turner is at the white house tonight live on the north lawn. good evening, gillian. >> gillian: hi, good evening to you, bret. president biden as you mentioned now facing a storm of criticism over the surge of synthetic fentanyl being trafficked across the u.s. border. one mother who lost tw