in. it is like let me tell you what i saw or what i heard or what people are saying to me. >> laura: good night moon. some advice if you are trying to dispel the notion that he is too old to run, maybe don't start by saying, i help him by telling him stories. greg gutfeld takes off from h here. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [chuckles] yeah. yeah. all right. i want your hands to lead. i'm kidding. it maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. tonight's big question, why are young liberals so depressed especially when compared to

their writing reports. the studies show it and you can see it for yourselves, these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your general tools in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. so what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? the quick answer, they are not watching the programs like this. i'm surprised colbert's credits don't end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] very depressing. it is almost like cried. to get to the bottom, you need a former lefty. this week, a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression which comes complete with a beautiful chart. you know you can trust anything with a chart that has colors and numbers and lines.

sometimes they are even shaped like pies so that people can understand them. [laughter] >> [indistinct] would say. >> greg: everyone who laughed at that joke has to win. there's lots going on so let me simplify it for you. the light at the top, those are female liberals. their depression levels have gone up faster than the price of hamburger after joe biden. they are the most depressed. underneath them, male liberals, which makes sense. they are never on top of anything. [laughter] yeah, you know what i'm saying, huh? thank you. but the least depressed, conservatives, men and women. what is the deal? iglesias writes, some of it may be selection effect with progressive politics for people who are mizro. comiserable. to put that in english, adult

liberals incentivize misery. the worst you feel and the more you express it the better you do in the circles as matt points out. the left love's misery and part of their kink is sharing it with young people. they have promises of attention and street credit. here is their mating card. >> the corporations chosen! that is not right! that is not fair! >> when liberals push the idea that social injustice exists everywhere and everyone is out to get you, of course you are going to be depressed. on the other hand, you might get your own show on msnbc. but it is a self-fulfilling cycle. teens walk on eggshells worry about how innocent words may get them canceled. minorities are told they will never succeed on their own and gets keep making grilled cheese on gas powered stoves no wonder

why everyone is depressed. greta sundberg was asked to leave a chucky cheese. that is not a true story because it mattered. it is not a chicken or egg question. it is a learned behavior. once your grome it gets a spotlight, you turn it up to 11. they are told the world sucks, there's no way to win and then you get rewarded for embracing victimhood. that is how you get jesse's millett. if you want to find out what happened, it is not in rallies or protests. it is at football games, halloween parties, barbecues, gun ranges, people watching raunchy comedies or listening to the comedians. it is people having fun and it is just about everything that young leftists seek to ban. localism is not just an attack on reason. it is an attack on fun. so you young depressed lefties watching and there's got to be at least three of you who tuned

in, to learn about relief after. remember the old adage, misery loves company and that company you don't want to keep. happiness is there if you want it. it is just harder than crying like a little bitch. let us welcome tonight's guests. he married a man named david to save on towel embroidery. dave rubin. [applause] he is busted more guts then bad cheese. host of the super maximum retro show on advice, chris distefano. [cheers and applause] she has got more top 10 bruce lee eating at a sta steakhouse. catch him. and finally my sidekick, tyrus.

[applause] dave, how old are your kids now? >> six months and four months. they are not depressed yet. >> greg: no they are not. very liberal parents, i watched family ties where i get a lot of my stuff. if you are a liberal, then your kids end up being a conse conservative. what happens -- are you worried you might be depressed? >> i grew up watching "the jeffersons." where would that put me? >> greg: you are moving to chicago in the east side. the apartment in the sky. >> i think maybe it has something to do with drugs because maybe they are taking the wrong drugs, the kids, right? i come from the free state of florida. i only come back to new york to see you and do the number one show in late-night television. everyone is happy. and his freedom and all that and

i come here and it smells like weed everywhere. i come to. >> and my date with the weed, everyone was giggling and laughing. but everyone seems depressed. >> greg: i don't necessarily see a correlation there, but i will admit it is definitely not like the weed of the same bees. alter is superpowerful and it does mess with your brain. i don't know because i'm on it right now. >> it is not like you smoke a ton of wheat with hilmar a couple days ago and everyone saw that. [applause] >> greg: that was a lightweight. >> cheech and chong's. >> greg: my theory with drugs is wait until they are successful. if you do the drugs before you are successful, you will never be successful. treat pot like a martini. we were talking about a pole and this jerk starts talk about weed. do you by his theory? >> a want to say it is my first time ever on the show so i'm

proud to finally be on "gutfeld!" second of all, did you see kids six months old and four months old? that is the definition. [laughter] how did that happen? >> science, my friend. >> oh, the tube maybe. >> my wife is puerto rican. i thought, that is a very puerto rican thing i got three little latino kids. dude, you know what? now we both -- [...]. just me. just me. just me. so what was the question, greg? >> greg: i don't know. >> we are all doing our own bids. >> greg: is just one side of that is depressed? >> i think personally everybody is depressed. okay? maybe one more than the other. i think everyone is the prospect i think it has something to do

with the 24-hour news cycle. you only watch the news when you are angry. they have to her cherry-picking stories. then they are in bed with the ad companies. after applebee's to for 20, we are sto stuffing quesadilla burs in your mouth. >> greg: i want to thank you for that. >> i want to sleep over at their house with no fee because you are getting rich off of applebee's. >> greg: excellent appetizers, by the way. >> i love it. >> greg: kat, do you agree? could it be drugs? are you miming later? >> no. also, i look awesome. kind of infected everything. okay, i watch the bachelor and i notice this season this, this new format where on the one on one dates there's a fun day date and then he takes her out to

dinner and then the girl shares some traumatic story about her life. where she is a single mom trying to raise a kindergartner alone or her mom and her don't speak or her last relationship was horrifically abusive and then he thanked her for being vulnerable and then they make out through the tears and hands her a rose. and after i watch this for the sixth time, i was asking myself, what would happen if the girl was like, everything is pretty good. my family loves me. my parents are still together. my last relationship ended because, like, you know, we wanted different things. would he not know what to do at this point? i feel like you are expected to need to have this kind of trauma or else you don't deserve any respect. so i think it is almost as if they are going into this like okay, this date on tv, what is

the saddest [bleep] from my life that i could drag up and cry so that he will like me? >> greg: what you are talking about is the same thing. it is incentivizing a behavior practice and hot women don't need trauma. they are hot. >> smoking hot? >> greg: yes. >> i'm agreeing with you. i don't know what it means either. i just yell it because i love hot women and guys and guys. >> greg: exactly. you don't even see gender as eating. >> i don't. i'm a "theyby." >> greg: tyrus, what is your take? >> it is not that we'd. you don't have to be puerto rican and have three kids next to each other. we got that covered. the ball. you. what messes up a good weed party when a liberal guy comes in. everyone is having a good time. yo, man, they are polar bears

are going to die. get the [bleep] out of here. it is what they do because they have to. it is attention. they need that attention. they live in the first world. they don't have real problems. they are not like, my light bill is going to cut off, can i plug in my extension cord? that is a real problem. they don't have real problems. i don't know i don't know. i realized today that i was more caucasian and there's a good chance my great great grandfather owned slaves. get out of my house! that is not a real problem. be like us. go outside. trying to do e-sports. go camping, fishing, play with your kids without a tablet attached. we go outside. that is why we don't have these problems and you can turn the news on and just go outside. try it. maybe not in new york so much, but go outside. [applause] >> greg: that was the problem with the lock down. the lock down force people to go

back inside and you saw more depression. they were not outside getting vitamin e. and when you are home watching 24 hours of anything whether it is "the bachelor" or the greatest cable news station in the world, fox news —-dash. >> i was lucky. i just walked out and be outside every day. >> greg: fake celebrity faces in the unlikeliest of places. [cheers and applause] g our netw. ♪ ♪ ♪ fast. reliable. perfectly orchestrated. the united states postal service. i think i changed my mind about these glasses. yeah, it happens. that's why visionworks gives you

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>> greg: will you ever believe your eyes when deepfakes spread their lies? they are the videos and audio clips made using a.i. tools to mimic the likeness of pretty much anyone you want. you, spam election with a deepfake of biden making sense.

just this week a deepfake depicted liz worden saying publicans should not be allowed to vote. the real was warn would have had feathers and beads. still people will for it. there are other examples. >> i am not morgan freeman. what you see is not real. >> it can look like anyone is saying anything at any point in time. >> you mentioned one man with total control of billions of people. stolen data. >> listen up, tiktok fans, if you like what you're saying, wait until what is coming next. [laughs] [laughter] >> greg: that did not look at all like costner. now it is going to be even harder to address the news or anything because it looks real could be completely fake. i mean, you could be tricked into believing that i'm short. but maybe this is good. you are always skeptical.

you are always distrustful and that is not a bad perspective to have. the media is already less trusted than andrew cuomo at a nursing home and have been forcing deepfakes on us for decades. the pee tape with truck, russiagate, the popularity of maroon five. the food pyramid. biden running for it in. alan gin was being friendly. steve doocy's thigh curled record. all lies. maybe we should not believe our eyes and years anymore or at all. here are some deepfakes that i can tell are real or fake. >> i am brian kilmeade. everything greg says about me is true. my books are terrible. i like to pretend i'm a high school freshman. all of my friends only pretend to like me because they feel sorry for me. my only wish is i could be more like greg gutfeld. >> greg: that sounded pretty accurate to me. can we have another?

>> jesse watters here. my outward appearance of confidence is a fraud. i'm scared and not have to man greg is. that is why i hide behind hair transplants and pans that are too tight. many helps, though. that is why i'm planning a ponzi scheme. >> greg: do we have one more? >> it is dana. the truth is i hate dogs. i have always been more of a cat person. i once robbed a casino when i was 16 and i would do it again in a heartbeat. you know your girl has to get money. dollar bills, y'all. dollar, dollar bills, y'all. [applause] >> greg: chris, do you think this is going to go on beyond pure entertainment value? >> first of all, there's not a guy out there right now that should ever get caught cheating on his wife. like, baby, it was a deepfake. it is a deep fake. so i think that this is going this is going to get bad and i wanted to say congratulations to the dave rubin. he just had a third kid in the

commercial break. [laughter] congrats, buddy. >> trademark science. >> greg: that is not science. it is satanism. >> i was thinking with this deepfake thing, what if you sitting in front of me, what if you yourself are a deepfake? what if you were actually jimmy kimmel wanting to be on the number one show in late-night television? i thought that joke was going to do better. >> greg: i knew you were, you were going with it. i like the. i like the spiteful dave rubin better. >> i like miami dave. >> greg: are you worried? >> what you are seeing is the watered-down version. it has been around for a while and the level of cameras have gone to a point where all you need is just a segment of somebody and you can cut and change everything that they are saying. we are not seeing it yet but you will start seeing videos about

-- once it becomes political or someone is able to use it to the pool, you will 1000% say it. the good news is people will stop putting so much faith into videos, clips of videos, seeing the last three seconds of something and all of a sudden that explains the whole story. so people actually have to start looking at things because the longer the video, the harder it is to manipulate. so now you will -- and when people have to watch something, they will have to see it in its entirety. a lot of the things that were programmed to react to in videos. >> greg: kat, everyone will end up like you were, they don't trust anything. you will have to verify it before you buy it. that is not bad. >> no. [laughter] so there already are deepfakes on the internet of me. i'm not talking. [laughter] >> oh. >> yeah.

>> yeah, yeah. >> yeah. that was really that was really fun to explain to my 70-year-old aunt. that no, that girl has [bleep] that was not me doing that. so that is disturbing. it is like deeply disturbing. when it comes to the ones and look, as it would is going to stop watching and go google [bleep]. [laughter] we have that problem with real videos, though, already. like people would just take it a segment of something you said and this has happened to me countless times as to you and other people and someone will tweet it saying you were talking about something completely different. >> greg: right. >> and nobody bothers to check. we are already out of place where people need to verify things. will they verify this? i don't really know. >> greg: have you ever been tricked? i go back to even the cutting kids things. it was not a deepfake. the way was edited was a fake.

>> if any of these last vagaries got me, i don't know if anything really got me. >> greg: i love when people send me one and i get to tell them it is fake. you, i saw it it is vague. they go, really? jesse falls for so much stuff. they need to check his computer to see what he looks at. all right. >> i think we should go to the commercial. >> greg: yes. up next, should the nfl get sacked for clips of women who are stacked? [cheers and applause] for as little as $5.00 a day, you can own your very own brand-new tracker boat, motor and trailer package. the world's #1 best selling fishing and pontoon boats are sold factory direct at bass pro shops and other select dealers. plus, for a limited time receive bass pro shops gift cards worth $500 and more. tracker boats - fish the finest.

>> greg: was the nfl leering at videos of women cheering? the former nfl films hr employee is suing her former company alleging they fired her for revealing that they kept a video database of fans and cheerleaders' press and -- breasts and butts.

i mean, that is disgusting. what kind of animal would do that? definitely not me. one set of clips was reportedly labeled cheerleaders' buttocks. but who knows, that could be a medical disorder. her mother was called female fan in bikini top. that is more popular than male fan in bikini top. yeah, huh? oh. the gift that keeps giving. they had clips labeled close-ups of cheerleaders' breasts and surprisingly they had no videos labeled torn acl's or concussions. the nfo claims those were labeled sensitive. that makes sense. it is like the video i would labeled sensitive accept it is four hours of me icing my naples. the nfl was actually doing us a favor and ensuring we never have to see it.

the plaintiff alleges that employees described women's using sexualized descriptions. how else do you describe sexy pictures? it sounds like someone is upset she is not hot enough to be a cheerleader. >> a sexist would say. >> greg: tyreese, they call this a database. >> the nfl, everything the film, they don't delete anything. everything is marked and lab labeled, so there is a section for sensitive stuff that will not be used if an intern wants to run something to get ticket sales and he puts a bunch -- but that is not the real reason. the reason is she was wired for performance issues and then she goes and says somehow this was affecting her. she has been wronged and she is suing them and was fired because she was a woman and all the mistakes, all of these accusations because we allow the stuff and now we are talking

about it. no shred of evidence at all. it is a labeled file for a reason. do not look, stay back and they had three guys in shoulder pads keeping everyone from the file. it was there for april to the seam and it was labeled that it would have mature material in it. so tired of talking about people who make these accusations for attention just because you cannot do the job well. >> greg: it would be great if on the book they said, definitely no ass and breasts. >> then you would have an argument. you found the drive and all the misogynistic football head passed around to each other and then it would have an argument. literally, oh, sensitive material. it is sensitive material. >> greg: i think the nfl has a great idea for a coffee table book. [laughter] >> people have those anymore? >> greg: no, they don't but i want to bring it back. coffee table books are also because they are like real books

except you don't have to read them. you put stuff on them. make people think you are smart. imaginate went with these pictures, how great that would be. >> i'm not a coffee table book expert. i'm not a football expert. i'm not an expert in butts. i was really confused reading this that they said, you know, we have them so that nobody will ever see them. >> greg: yes. >> how does that hold up in a court of law? your honor, i had the crack in the box so i wouldn't smoke the crack. like, i just boiled it up or i don't know how you make crack. however you do that. and put it there so that i would know to not smoke it. why do they have to? why are they zooming in and feeling a bunch of butts and recording them in a secret room? i feel like there is a better way which would be to not do that. >> greg: a cure to defend the practice?

>> i think she is upset she has not been deepfake into all of these pictures. >> oh, no. being deepfake is extremely disturbing. >> h e-learner is upset that someone took pictures of her in a cheerleader costume? >> greg: that is pretty much it. she was an hr. >> oh. so she is just upset she is not a cheerleader. that is what is going on here. >> my real butt is not on the internet. >> greg: let's move on from here, deepfakes. chris, i mean. >> i agree with what tyrus said. i never thought you would say it like that. because you are just full of surprises and you have positive energy. i feel like you are going to body! me. so i want to say with the children seeing is -- thank you

is, you know, everybody gets filmed. it is you are in the nfl. what is the difference between that and them filming star running backs and wide rece receivers' butts? if i'm a cameraman, i would be zooming in on the running backs all day, every day, have that in a secret file and then i use that and my dad falls asleep. for me, it is like i feel bad for the woman who thinks that. listen, guys, saquon, i will deepfake you. >> is that true? they keep everything? do we do that? what if i fell out of this chair and my pants fell off? [laughter] it is on accident. and all my clothes fell off. i was like, scream mac -- [screaming] they would be like to cap, snow pants. is that what they would do? i feel like that could happen.

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a democrat you are not racist. according to the head of the police training removing the cardio standard will help more women pass the test. apparently women are slow. unless sacks has a sale on handbags, don lemon would say. [laughter] [applause] yeah. [cheers and applause] he is actually freelancing for the show. he wrote that. thank you, don. we will have a nice dinner. that is a call back. all right. i don't blame women for wanting to be cops at all. it is the only way for women in new york to feel safe. you are almost on equal footing with the criminals. but not everyone is thrilled with ditching the running regulation. the commissioner wanted to keep it as many active-duty cops that lowering the already low standards will her public safety. supporters say it will increase

their sales. i did not feel strongly about that one either. i was thinking about taking it out. it is no surprise new york does not care if cops can run because democrats always let the perps walk which is why the only things, are not in a hurry to do now is retire. burn! >> top looking at me. >> greg: in order to have more women on the police force, they have to do away with the writing standards. do you think women can't run fast? i thought women could run fast. >> this is not running fast. it is just running. >> greg: in general. do you think it is a weight issue? >> i have to do this in high school gym and that was my hardest class sides sewing. >> greg: i knew high school gym. >> i had a former -- 4.0 and i almost lost it from sewing class. i have to stay after and have the teacher help me.

i kept sewing the pants into the machine. like, i'm so glad they did not make me pay for all of the machines i destroy. but this is like 14 minutes, a mile and a half? >> greg: yeah. >> i want to know what happened where so many people were like, i can't do that? that is not like -- that is not like a feat. that is you are going to be okay. you can live longer than five years probably. that is not difficult to do. >> greg: yeah, this is sad. chris, it is kind of depressing because we have made it so nobody wants to be the cops anymore. >> yeah, i think after seeing this that all cops should be on steroids. i say we legalize steroids for the police just the cops, yeah. they can't confiscate them from the mlb and they use them so they can, yeah, steroids and -- [cheers and applause] >> greg: i like that idea. >> yeah. >> greg: you know what you make

me think of, whenever i see the gangs when they are arrested or the gangs that are shoplifting, they are in great shape. they are all skinny. and i can't believe it is because they are constantly out in the gym. so you got to get -- you got to work hard to get fat. >> all reached out and not going to commit a crime in that area. you won't give them weapons because it is just bats and muscles. no one dies, but everybody gets hurt. >> greg: what do you make of that? >> greg, leave this dystopian dump of the city and moved to florida, man. >> greg: i can't. [cheers and applause] we don't have a show. you are clapping for your own demise. >> you get a u-haul. five chairs. what are you going to do? >> greg: you know what, though? at some point, there's no point to being in new york. they always say it is the media

hub. is it really these days? >> you don't even go out anymore. you just play with that freaking dog every day. you want to have dinner tonight? you want to have some drinks? no, i have a little puppy. >> greg: that is why it is great to have a dog, so you can get out of dinners with people. he thinks i have a dog. i just downloaded those pictures. you have any suggestions? >> yes, moved to florida. >> greg: that does not help. >> no, there is nothing that can be done. >> greg: tyrus, how do we get more recruits? >> treat with respect, pay them. those would be two things. take their handcuffs off would be nice. this is a band-aid where you are trying to put. you humiliate the police officers. the ones who are left are looking to retire and there's no one wanting that job. what do they do?

we will make them run less. that will bring them in. that will bring in a whole tide of police officers who don't want to move. it is going to go really well. stop. stop. [laughter] next case. they just don't get it. you can't undo what you have done without doing actual work. >> greg: you know what is funny? >> they are not going to do it. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i love it when they clap in advance of what i'm about to say. >> definitely in advance. >> greg: you guys. we are accelerating the world towards robocop. you were talking about steroids and baseball bats. you are talking about peter weller. he was a robot half man half machine. if fedex came out because the

postal service cannot do [bleep], right, i'm sure all of the really affected people from the post office moved over to that, right? why can't the police go like, okay, there's a private force and i could just move from the police to get better pay and go to this private force. they will give you steroids and baseball bats. >> private security. protection. >> that is why they all go. >> greg: can you shoot somebody? >> yeah. with steroids. [laughter] >> greg: i'm asking you as an expert. can these private people shoot people? >> i think so, yes. stand your ground. >> greg: stand your ground or get 6 feet under ground. you know what i'm saying? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes.

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sell cars. artificial intelligence, dave, i'm going to read this to you. kia and fiat, those are car companies, not like, you know, slutty the teens, have created dealer showrooms to allow customers to win car shopping online. they should just do that for everything. right? >> you want to win into the metaverse? >> greg: you don't like the metaverse? >> i don't like it. they want us to stop this thing on and and the mark zuckerberg -- >> greg: i'm used to that. >> did you ride in motorcycles? >> he rides recycles. >> avid motorcycle rider. >> it does not make any sense. >> greg: it is not supposed to make sense. it is not supposed to make sense. so you are scared.

you are paranoid? >> i just don't want to go into that universe with mark zuckerberg because he seems like he is a humanoid robot in our world now and we are going to follow him? i don't know. i have seen "the matrix." it ain't good, man. >> greg: it is not good without the mushrooms either. chris, are you afraid that your line of work, comedians, have you ever seen a i try to write a joke? >> i have tried to see a.i. write a joke. if you watch my last's special, that is what it was. it is kind of like, i always thought a.i. and car salesman's, the saying that car salesman have no soul. joe told me to write that. >> greg: he is not even here to defend himself. he is probably working at the subway shop. he also looks like the dude from subway. >> yeah. [laughter] we do worry as comics about a.i.

because it is such a smart thing but i'm kind of one of those guys who, is just happening. a.i. is happening. i'm honestly more scared of my seven-year-old quarter weekend daughter than a.i. i sit with a gun in my mouth and i'm sorry. i might kill myself on the show. [laughter] yes. a.i. scares me. but i feel like there's nothing i can do about it. it is going to happen. >> greg: i think it is already happening. i think, tyrus, that a.i. is pretending not to be fully realized and it has been like -- what if a.i. has been doing this for 10 years? sometimes i do. [laughter] >> sure. let's not forget a.i. was made by usually stupid people trying to get less work and more money out of stupider people. the whole point of getting the

car is negotiation. the guy gives a number. they come back. comes back and throws in the car seats and all the fun stuff. that whole experience that you walk out of there feeling like you want, and then your boys reminds you of the interest r rate. all of that is ruined by the a.i. then you get hit with all of the fees, the a.i. fees. this is done, again, stupidly to the people who don't want to get up and seize the moment. they do it on other things. you put your car and it will be delivered to you and then you get a bill with all of the fees and the program is designed for the person to not be able to keep the car long-term. you did it and people who get stuff on the internet all of times don't bother reading the fine print. they don't read anything. oh, i got a good deal on this car and the worst case i saw was a person got a car for $225 a month. it was a chevy or something. the car payment after that was

$2,000 and lo and behold, their car got repelled and they were so mad. stupid people, metaverse. not stop stupid people. >> greg: that would be cool to negotiate with a.i. >> it is people coming in predetermined stuff. >> have you ever bought a car? >> sort of. [laughter] >> greg: i said bart, did not steal. >> greg: no, i did not steal. it is a long story. >> greg: we got all night. >> i made some car payments and then i could not anymore. [laughter] i would have. i could not. no. [laughter] >> the person from her story has to get a car online after cash stopped supporting it. >> greg: don't go away. we will be right back. [cheers and applause] you'd l. like here. and here.

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final thought. where can people see you? >> i will be in florida next week. we are adding a big surprise. that will be on my website. >> greg: fantastic. thanks to the audience i am greg. [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." and trace gallagher in los angeles. and rich internet, the sensational trial of alex murdaugh lasted six weeks. the jury took less than three hours to find him guilty. most legal analysts solve murdaugh as very effective witness but the jury was not swayed by his tearful testimony. the chief correspondent jonathan hunt has making details. we have covered trials for a long time and this is a fast verdict. >> it was extraordinarily quick.