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washington, the three types. so can tell me what the minimum separation distance is for landing and departing airliners during the daytime i? >> i don't want to guess on that, senator . anyone up for air travel any time soon? that is it for us tonight. that is it for us tonight. thank you fo thanks for watching all weekvr's long. remember, always set your dvr so you never miss us .it is it's america now and forever. have a great weekend, greg. gutfeld takes it all from here.. >> all right. >> greg: all we're stop it. >> take that.red." happ outnumbered. . happy friday. and you know we do. first, let's welcome tonight's r
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he makes se so well dressed. he makes salads. gelis, social scientists and youtube hosts. [indistinc . t]he's so hot . you could be my twin brother. host of fox and friends weekend eggs. pete see cheese. he's like an earthworm, small, slender and thrives in dirt. fox news contributor khatib and finally, when he sneezes, four states issued tornado warnings. warnings.n yanyuwa, world heavyweight debbie dyre. al all right, before we get to som some news stories and we haveste some new ones, blockbusters, if you will , let's do this. greg' greg's leftovers. >> we wish i had a fridge like
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that. it's leftovers where i readkes e the jokes we didn't use this d u weekse. tek a and as always,nd i it's my first time reading these. >> so if y they ou, it's on you >> that doesn't make any sense., but who cares?s? here we go .ing a bo hersey's is facing a boycott after putting a trans person's face on a wrapper commemorating international women's day. a but the company agreedonly to compromise and only use the photo on mr good bars. >> i would have said now if it were me, i said they wouldonly t only put on candy bars with nuts. that yes, that's better. hershey also apologized for referring to the model's as milk. my joke was better.. green bay packers quarterback i aaron rodgers recently spent four days meditating in a light deprived underground retreat.
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he said the darkness and isolation will prepare him e him enin. to the >> he's traded to the jets. it's a sports joke.don't ge i don't get it. ing [lnsions are high following nigeria's elections after president elect bola tinubu is declared the winner with eight point nine million votes. the oppositionwinnh million ma the real winner is a prince who only needs a few bucks to cover processing fees. so bad.. yeah. oh, man. ohduring a white house reception marking black history month, president biden quipped, i may be a white boy, but i'm not stupid, prompting fact checkers to insist he's both. in russian president vladimir putin has awardee order d the of friendship to action movie starn steven seagal. >> the last person to giveny cigale that award was, of course, jenny craig. a new lawsuit claims that nfl
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films maintains a database of cheerleaders,, and cleavage shots. >> i. n response, the nba waslike like, no, you go to hey, you go . >> earlier this week, nycceived received its biggest snowfall of the season, totalin ithe sear three inches. new yorkers say it wasn't much ,which is confusing becausehougt i always thought three inches was plenty 3. . that one wavin, at least it was funny. >> and finallyy., codefendant in sue theft of lady gaga as dogs is suing for the reward because lady gaga said it would be no questions asked when president biden heard there was a reward for no questions asked, he said wd e shouldgive give that to reporters. now for some news, is it time to retire the with titanium underwire through the you
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can't believe have been placed on leave it can only mean one thing if it happens up there. we report down hereer your watching zumba games, canada, 2023 week twenty for the flying rock , rocinante, kayla limu emu, the canadian woodshop teacher whose phonies cups could have housedr ha fifty keebler elves, hasiv reportedly been placed on leave, meaning those massive canadian domes have finally been sent home. ifly you just tuning in and i'm sorry for that, here's a recap . this is kayla limu emu. here she is along with her friends, brian and stelter. the school board still stands behind the teacher. the >> no other choice. it's great in the unlikely event of a water emergency you landing, your shop teacher can be used to flotation device. ano now, there have been angry protests, upset parentsd
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and aroused and confused babies. if they were states , they'ds. be worth ninety eight electoral votes. but there might be a bigger reason why no one's talking o and not because they were motorboating into silence. local pilots initially reported it as a collision of weatherweat balloons . you >> if the chute doesn't open, you'll be fine. if you lane fid facene down. you didn't find that kind of journalism on fox news sunday morning. >> and so the school district spokeswoman told the toronto sun , limu emu, limu emutoront,i whatever is still employed, just not on active assignment. >> but how active can yougnment be when you strap to zeppelins to your chest? .can yoso she's still getting pz but not at a job, which seems e to be the only solution these days when dealing with nutbe th >> but at least you can finallye spend more time with her family. wither family.that's the truly f all this.s she wasn't sent home for wearing her fetishnot sent cost front of kids. she was sent home for nonoweartn wearing it more at home or at
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the store or wherever. this guy goes to buy reinforce dinforc ed. the news comes days after wes. reported that the school board finally presente presentd professionalism policy in response to parental outrage.pr. the only problem the only problem, the policye did include any specific dress code to address caylee's knockers. >> s to like a women's studiesle degree, it a w wasn't worth the paper. >> it was written on a sexist would say. >> most people agree. kayla, who reportedly used to go by carrie, says she's intersex and blames her bust on a rare medical condition called giganto muchea. which used to be part of yugoslavia. >> but now that she's temporarily out of the classroom, her can be returned to its original use the teacup ride at disneyland. d pete, welcome back. what you say. >> i'm the woodward and bernstein of big knockers. s i doggedly tracked this stor?y since day one and i wouldn'tl
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let it go until we've got answers. why do notwh why am i not considered america's newsman? >> you are to me. but you okay, that and not only have you gotten answers, but you've gotten outcomes. have i mean this without the dogged reporting of gutfeld exhumation. >> yes. there's not the scrutiny, the outrage and now the photo. . the amazing part about this is i you see that the amazing part about this is that helaimin g is claiming that he suffers from you said it giganto bastia. >> yeah, that are he can't control. right. but hethat h takes them off. he takes about.g: som soeh somehow they have a mind of their own ghosts for an artificially intelligentr ow. they grow on their own. they grow on their own.o a co you take thernm off, they go ino a corner. suddenly they go and they talk through the . >> it is pssible. and then in the morning, he looks up because they've grownin again. >> they've grown again.. what do i do? and then h ane had he has td to strap them on and then leave the house.n. >> you raised the right point. . it so it's not what happened. it's the same thing with allateu
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the other perverted stuff in schools. you you couldn't get awayhool with is.t on the street. yeah, but you can get away with it in elementary school.wir unbelievable. >> gou said that yesterday. that's exactly what this is regu that is exactly what this is. >> let's well, let's just take it out of it for a sec.with y >> wheoun would you wearwhen you your best stuff? r someon when you were out looking for me or somebodye to to hook up with or to impress. when would you wear your best stuff at night? >> going out. best suit and we going out. you put your cologne on your best suit or whatever . you go out the club to attractt what attention from whoever you are interested in.. so where is he putting on his bt best gown at school? so my best guess is i hope it's a troll. he's having fun with it, but the parent to me feels likeound he's only doing that around young, impressionable boys. so that's this might be you, yo make jokesma, but you might havt exposed something a lot greater. it might have saveghd some young or g or girls lives.
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>> that's interesting.s. you know, i didn't think>>. >> but you're right, i maybe i am the real hero. listen, listen, it pains me. it pains me beyond measure because i knew coming here today is much as cat and i tried to talk him out of thisoet crazy. had to giv he does. yeah. that i had to givee hi him praise for this. yeah. and honestly, it pains m i havee to say that i have pretty muchtt the exact same thing writtenaree down here. yeah. you're like, okay, he goting it punished for not wearing it more often. i think here that makes sense. m yeah.akes sen because she, him they whatever. it apparently varies wheres it sometimes it's a day, it's sometimes it's not a day. but if you're around kids and it's always a day, that'sit a problem. >> exactly. again,is not a i am the real hei want to say two word ws you can
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never forget. >> powerful. yor u won'forgett let us know. yeah, no. you never talked about this in public, have you know, i'm i'm an expert in this because becau i'm actually a transse person. >> oh, really? yeah.ns i'm trans wealthy. so sometimes i have money, but people want to borrow money.he i'm broke. but i'm a i'm an advocate for the rest of the panel and say mt he might have a case for h discrepancy nation here because in the trans community have something called gender fluiandd yes. right.whic which means you cayou can swap n and out any time you want. s a . >> so i would love to see because i think this is a troll and i would love to see him do acounter and fofo discrimination. >> well, the thing is s , if its if it's a troll man, he is .? like >> how does he cover everything? how does he make sure it's likes ithis is it's there's been no break in in the role. there's not like where are where is his where hiswhere ar s and his family, they say, oh, that's what what's its name.t
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carrie . -- that that carrie was always up to these little pranks. e a mom oren a malik a dad or anybody. >> it's so freaky.so it's like the movie masky. with jim carrey. yeah.e where you, like don't have a choice. you just strap it on and then ce like you transform into a new pr person. >> maybe that's what's goingson. on . this family ketanj mayb is going oni. but again, i hate to be thatut guy, but i feel like i havek atp to . when you look at people who prey on kids, no one ever knows. yeah. so there's i never saw that. he never i never saw thosesecret behaviors because it's a secret life. it's a disguises.ses. it's all the other things go through again. i'm i hope it's just a troll. l yeah. bu'st i just fee al like there'o a lot of things there that don't that add up to something more nefarious. >> pete, is what i feeling what it's like in the military when you rescue people and you pullof people out of burning buildings much the same. >> is it much the same when you're looking at me now? i'm living vicariously through what experiences you feel compelled right now. y. to say to me, thank you for[lauh
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teyour service. don't do it. you for me, know, okay, and she's half yeah. i'm a half veteran. you are with you. yeah. no. yeah. because you get married and everything split. yeah. s that'slived. true. that's so right.ith yo you thank him for his service on the behalf the veteran community. absolutely not. what>> kat: ehalf of you're doing and the cavalier where you're talking about military service is disgusting. as a half veteran. up all right, enough of this. up next, would your knickers in be in a twist if the u.s. ceased to exist? >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld , go to fox news.com. gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. oh, no, oh, had enough.
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learn more and adopt you as kids. dog. welcome back. is the only hope for our nationo a legame bl separation?tion marge says there's nothing left to do but split the u.s. into marjorie taylor . green or mtg in the bedroom recently sparked debate, tweeting, we nee nd a national divorce. i'm joking. we need to separate by redate bg states and blue states and shrink the government. and a new poll seems to back that idea up. s a third of americans support splitting up the mapuphe map bbt by political ideology. and about half of republicanshaf support the fa of r fetched idea. so how did we get to this point? well, when so many states want to go out for a quart of milkt and never comea back , maybeis it's because the media is labeling half the country white supremacistselin, homophobes. that's why people get hit with cantaloupes when they wear a red hat. and now look
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, the people who are mocking msg's opinions, it's the same people who primedh theycountry for division.e they create the impression that 50% of the country hatesclaim the other 50% and then claimyo you're an for respon. appropriately to the relentless propaganda they stoke divisionet ,the tn blame us when we want to separate. it's like amber hears liked thed and then getting mad when johnny headed for the couch.e [ld that's a good one . >>au and how would is divorce even work? >> who would get custody ofan the navy? who gets the nukes? d hohow would red states feel wn they see their ex hook upr ex with canada? hk up with canada? what a what a loser anyway. but maybe instead of talking cant divorce, we should try to reconcile. if germany can reunite reu and benefit, it can reunite. maybe we can focus on unity, , o too. sure, california and florida have their differences, but at the end of the day, none of us watch cnn. e]
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kotek this. do it, by the way.divo just nastyrc divorce thinga whil is kind of been around for p a while. ro it's more proof that an idea from the podcast world of int the has bubbled up into.o yeah. noew the mainstream thing. >> what do you make of it. yeah. so i think it is all for, simplification of politics into this left right paradigm. it's more of a sphere where atth the core is the state and the closer you get to the core, the closer you get to the core, the more you want to stay in your life for example, , they on the right, you know,police they want more police on the left. they wan. the left more social soto i don't think it's fairft g to just call it a left right. but whatht i would like to see is a populist divorce where people divorce from identifying with the republican party or the r party and startr as a identifying with each other as a people. >> and i think as a result,ppen i what will happen is you'll find that the republicans, put u the democrats will have to be more bipartisan and put us first. i think it's a way to holds a wm accountable and make them do
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their job. >> mm-hmm.>> gre that makes too much sense.g: tha that makes too much sense. that what bothers me is i couldo get people mockingri marjorie taylor greene, except that the people mockingthat the are s that have been pushing division forever. would people like when peopl pee say, oh, my god, we can't get along, that's the result. of cable and everybody else saying we can' gt get along. s >> so i don't think it's time for a divorce. but i do think we need to open l up a relationship a little bit .k abou think about itt likit.e that'st the original concept of this country was supposed to be. his counlike. you're technically married. weu have s someone to bring as the wedding date. but mostddake. the time you prer much do your own thing. t like we were neverhing supposed. we were ne to have the government this intimately influencing every single aspect of our lives. of opi so the differences of opinionni weren't supposed to be that big of a deal because t the government wasn't impacting that much. and not big aw i'm struggling k
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of something that it doesn't impact. so i think not a nationalp divorce.thla open up the relationshipti the government needsonship. vernment to be lessy can involved overall and then everybody can just kind of do their own thing. hollju dor owy amarice.g: pol yeahya, we should be screwlet' democracy, screw.be let's be polyamorous. polyamoro. i kind of want i'm kind of want to hook up with trinidad and tobago. i'm saying u, no, i don't. aughe >>r] guam a territory. it could be awesome. i check out guam later inlate the afternoon. >> it's listen, i'm just goingch to break this down for you. it's pretty. it's the same for men everywhere. yeah. divorce always sounds like a great idea. . vorce alespecially for us red s, because we'd have smallwee lowe government would have lower taxes, we'd have more businesses. our military would be stronger our milita . the problem is we wouldn't have any trees in our countries because we'd be building walls ,trying to keecap them out all the time, because once we have
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something nice, they're going to take it from us . so instead, of getting divorced to just allow them to take all your dreams and aspirations, you just stay in that marriage and just hope that it getsybe on better. >> oe ey wr maybill e one day tl leave. beautiful sentiment spoken like a fellow expert in divorce, pete, it's going to be hard to split a country up when it'sp basically cities versus non cities, right. because texas is red.n- but austin is blue. houston is blue. i think dallas is purple. >> you're orange .ge yeah, you feel a little orangerg . >> it i understandpeop the sentiment. i ople have said it fole havr aa time. thi think i've mentioned the ida that i mean, culturally, we're living on different planet ares.
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>> are we really?>> absolutely. okay, i think we'r gree gettin e i think we're in the middle offn an uncharted territory where our educational system is teaching young people to both hate each otheg r and hate their country. and question their gendercall and their family systematically. that like, that's what and the system is teaching the next generation. >> and we learn that most ofmos ours, what is formed between before the age of 12 . so if you've got this is unchartered waters. yet countries tried to stayies a together, teachingve their kids this. yes. so where. doehis itnk go it ? n you think it's bad now? wait until twenty years from when we really do haveo irre irreconcilableco differences. ri no w one wants that. a rebou i wonder if there's reallye th ata rebound in the sense that al these kids that are being screwed upd when they get out f that, when this delusion ends about you can pick a gender when that's and then you realize that you've tortured these kidsiz minds, that there might be a total flip right. that's what i'm hoping. >> make it worse. maybe a revival, maybe m a total
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flip. that's thankfully there i is something called conventional states , article five in our constitution. it's gathering momentum, 20 states almost passed it where state legislatures can call an amending convention, where where all the statestoge get together to rein in n the sithe size or scope of the federal government. because you're exactly right, federalism is our only way out of this.ate of let me live the way i wantf texa to live in the state of tennessee or the state of texas.s.r thing over t hereor. an somewhered youthen do your a over there. >> and then every once i wnhi a while, we come together fortoh collective defense ifer necessary.he otherwise, yeah, we're likerwis little countries. yeah. well, how doe, you deal with tht ? with all the taxation and all businesses connected to business and other states , that's how you run into problems. you get your materialsr states? from a blue state, but you're in a red state. so you get it with this thing where taxation and then you'ree getting over taxed by the blues because they love the tax the the hell out of you, then it's like foreign trade. yeah, it's like trade wars. and then in real terms with thes big guy digit coming for you. all right.nteres weti we got to move on . that was interesting. up next, they made an apology for acknowledging women's
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i hate that phrase with every fiber of my being.s history mont yeah, it's women's history. month, cat.hank y >> thank youou for being a womah you're welcome .at well o, now that we got that out of the way, as corporations and groups celebrateve women, you know, those mysterious creatur creatures science can't identifyes , the toronto raptorsng sor are saying sorryry to them foreo this now deleted video goes around the world becauseun there's only one the w great dar everybody. all women are great because they're all queen. >> so those first two players said women are the onl ty onesws that can pro who can procreate and birth everybody outta. those dudes think they areyone. what do those dude biologist's. where did they grow up, man?w up the truth. they spoke. a lot of people, includingpiss women that stand up to . men th pee.u don't want to them off or
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on . the team quickly took the video down and apologized, saying prides itself on doingth the right thing when it comes to inclusion and representation they,meaning they're so cowardly they literally deny their own mother, which is new. we're used to pro athletesnine w denying who's a father. oh, rah. i eventually came around. >> cat, i go to you first greg:u first because you are a woman. how are you celebrating this because you are a woman. >> how are you celebrating this month? working. excellent. >> excellent. this was great. yeah, because i'm not a sports sports gal . yeah. but i feel like basketball. teams have a lot more than i feel three people lpeop on them. >> >> right. right they do. that was the whole video. did n
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>> i want to see the answers that didn't make it. yes. exact problem, but special >> kitive file with i there's okay. someone's like okay. yeahokay, so they give birth. the other guy's like yeah. what he said birth like they'reh like what were the guys wereat[b just likleep]?e what i want for women's history month is the rest of the footage. yes. there's a lot more dudes on that team.. yeah there is .. there is . what did they say. do tires do feel bad for the athletes who are like coerced into this? maybe their agent says you got to do what? you've got to play ball, do this when you're part of? a team, you have to do all that stuff. yeah, same thing. to we had to do for whatever the case was. you had to do something for it. it it's just it's part of the ridiculous salaries that we get . so it's not thatso it's the prm why it's cut caddies.e th those aree the three. controversial ones. t yes. those arhad the the onese that s the one person a gasp.
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yeah. that sent the email in to take it down the room was like praising their moms and like, you know, it's like the whole thing. theyo likethey d a mother's day thing where everyone thinks everyone would r whatever .wife o so the one again, the joke, theo on twitter, who didn't you have tickets to the game, complained about it at home. it atd they took it down. so yeah, and they took it down.u for that so again, shame on you for that. yeah. because thinking because i don't know how else i don't know what else was going to beea me. bus going tot. yeah. and they should get at least the tip of the hat.i me yeah. you know, i'm saying i mean,to i was probably willing to give my mom my birthday like you earned it. yeah.rthday.u earned it. it i you have two birthdays.e fact te you know, it's a lot. so the fact that we can honor, them, that everyone in thisom te room came from therere is ridiculous. >> yeah. hotel. >> isn't it weird that the certain things we have to apologize for now, like just like straight up facts? ?
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>> oh, it's absolutelyic ridiculous. but you know me, i'm alwaysulou. oing going to talk about communism.s this is another communist plot.. this one is social obfuscation.n sain and basically what's thisening here is as we saw in the past, there was like thisonx attack on toxic masculinity, icthe attack men will. the new target is women sort of convoluting what it is to be a woman. but really what's happening here is women worked reallyrighs hard for women's rights to have women's spaces and now they're being invaded by men. >> right. i don't see how people don't see what's happening. this is out of all the topicscs i can do, calculus and all, al these different crazly topics. t but this one , i just can't wrap my mind around. tell and then when you tell people about it, they go, oh, this is a deep fake and it's not really happened. it's like, no, this is really real. this is happening. is bureally wheret i think you youd on a conspiracy theory. did they choose those two clips ? because they would stir up controversy. >> they can use them to sort ofe
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propel the agenda. that's agenda? i'm wondering. >> they listen stupid is as stupid as everyone smile. w soms they'll throw some stuff together and get it right. but, yeah,nd get they said righe that's the thing. that's the hot spot. ifth you're a birthing womanin, somehow, if you when you standee up and wear a wig, you're supposed to be held in the samee clclaim. and it's not it's just not. fair. hav>> greg:e pu seven children. did you birth any of them? >> i mean, no, but i was there, held ice chips. there was a lot of ice chip ice chips. atment >> s get the popsicle. should the wnba celebrate men's history month? >> hmm. m i don't think there is a men's history month. >> exactly. yes. g reg: e mind blown, pete hegseth, because we're in the patriarchyo every month, exact every month is is every day is men's history month. >> it's why.>> how c but how can you have a wnba? - you subsidize it so that's whye
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we have subsidized. but if there's no such thingit. as a woman or what su a womanch thi is , how can you have a wnba got to make it out. >> they got to make it traunch. but what will you have? that's the question. what's going to happen when the first dude says, i'm transitioning and i want to be in the wnba and he is scoring, champ, i'm going to make a lot of money betting on him. >> yeah, that's a good point. good to be where they're going to have to embrace it. they're going to have to embrace it. that's a great that's a great twvie plot to retired nba players.red nba players decide to decide to go and play in the nba stops that transitioning and they just and th they're watching tv and they go , this is crazy, i let's do it. >> and then they do it. >> it's this movie already madet judge newman judge newman quite. i'm not proud that i know that n ow tmovie. i never thought i would hear that movie title again in my we
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how's that forra irony? expecting a cnn contributor to be the judge of truth, courage and integrity is like asking don lemon to judge a wet t-shirt contest. actually , he could, kinzinger said. the performance was also-shirt t to represent the desperate need of every lawmaker or staffer. to go viral on social media and tv. >> well, he is the expert. nevee i never expected the day to be quite as emotional for me as it has been. >> but you has one you guys hel. held in a democracy is are notdr defined by our bad days. >> day we're defined by how we e back from baghdad. >> bad days. >> that man can cry in any situation. peedin >> that's probably why he nevegr gets speeding tickets. pete, you know him.
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>> what happened? is i is it just one word? trump no, i think i'm not a doctor, but i would like to diagnose him with the nahles case of trump derangement syndrome if you've ever seen. yeah.d it and it happened rapidly. and then he, of course, got into kootz with democrats made january six worth the 9/11, nn t then landed at cnn.nic and the ironic part is he wants to point out the extremism of people who want attention. yeah. so hattente wraps people in strt jackets and sends them to capitol hill to get as much attention as humanly possible. so i want tons of attention for my extreme protest. so we should all be very moderate, just like adam kinzinger. exactly. d beallyit really is more aboutm like i am, right. he's got he's got this chips on his shoulder.sold >> ever since trumiep. that's what it is . it's kind of brilliant the way i would like to at this point right now, rebrand all ofseekin my own attention seeking behavior as performance art, trying to put attention to how
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bad it is to seek attention. you're all welcome . but this is this is exactly what many politicians do. >> they have that career after politics and then they headme po to tv and it different placepls and some people do it well. >>this guy this guy is absolutev drifty. >> we havee our our awardawar w called the grifts. i hope people go nominate this. i hope i hope he wins because this is one of the biggest griff'ss i've ever seen. just attention seeking.k this ho and i think this has to dofact t with the fact that cnn has failing ratings and someway, somehow he has to like, prove a himself as being an asset to the network. right. so, of course, this is i think he has a viable one for sea or m something. >>ething l like that. >> so he's even griffin for for. that purpose. but i don't trust him. what do yeah. what y douo you say, tyrus? is he our stelter? us: th noer, no.s there's only one stelter. >> i know what this is , is to
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point your point, he is a grifter and i would 1000% gri nominate him. his trump derangement is that he jumped in the bed with the other side, expecting him to fully embrace him. ka he but at the core, before trump, n he was a very conservative guy . so h gote got that way somehow. but now you left home becausethe the grass is greenerside on the other side and now you're with this other perso ann who is annoying. your it doesn't havbee any your belim systems and your ratings. so. and now, though, who are you going to point? who are yo g to blame? when you're sitting in the room on cnn? why are things not working ? all the lefties and liberals are going to show you. we did bring this.on heserv wasat a conservative beft so maybe he's doing itbut i on purpose. he's like, oh, but i canfi fit in. i'll send peopleraitjack with straitjackets and glasses be washingtod glasn. that's what we'll do.e he yeah, i'm with you guys. right, because he can't comeo ke back . so he's going to keeoip doingngt stuff like this.hi to get them to like him. so now that's that's this m is like me.
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yeah.becaus that's all. because that's what attention is about. the whole thing was like, okay,s there's rad glasses and blue glasses and it's bad to only see the world through a partisan slant. and i think that's true. world but it's like, dude, you just switched glasses. you're not an independent thinker. you just switc thinker.h to another set of preconceived notions. >> okay, yes. wait a minute. because you said conspiracy theory, the last segment. segme. was this a signal to the right to help him like he's on our side? look, they're crazy. crath they shouley shod be in straitjackets. i'm with you. i'. get you information >> please take me back . he's a man without a home. >> yeah. i mean, he wants to run again because he's showing the twoowig that was red and blue glasses rd that he's like, you know, there's still a little red in me. >> i'm darth vader. come get mcan gee. d to he needs a shot glass. that's what he needs for alcohol. >> just wanted to explain that
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analysis. >> i watched him take the stand and i thought it was probably a mistake because the guy is ani admitted liar. >> he wangs just trying to relae to one or two of those jurorsem. that he was a good old boy. not he was one of them.really say i am not qualified to really gud say if the guy did it or hed no didn't do what i've seen, do i think it's more likely that he did idt? >> yes, but more likely equals reasonable doubt. doubto.j., he claims o.j. clain claims he's not an expert,exper tyrus, but he is like he sold himself short. my blackness is struggling right now trying to find the answer. >> you can you zoom in on me, o.j., okay, you know, it'snow wt
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