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supposed to conserve things. [laughter] [laughter] i couldn't reconcile it now i can. [laughter] >> laura: oh, my god, that the play that laugh, they will get all the answers they want in the remaining terrace. that is it for us tonight, thank you for watching america is america will see on instagram, twitter, and it is "gutfeld!" next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: wow. should i be scared? call the police. happy monday everyone, we talk a lot about the woke and why not? they're fun to talk about their
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the woke had a few good years to undo society attacking traditional family structures and societal safeties like jamie lissow in his own home, it's no longer welcome. it is created a rebound woke would just come in the shape of something monstrous, powerful, and really scary. some people really do call it a birthing person, but we still call him mom. >> hottest collection of fierce females find for their kids, jam-packed on a one vhs tape. all your favorite anti-woke warriors are here like mom's fighting school boards. moms fighting and keep drag queens out of the library, and moms trying to fight boys out of the girls bathroom. plus tons of hot tennis moms, hot yoga moms, hot construction worker moms. we don't have hot grandmas, it's a hot moms, hot moms.
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>> wow that is awesome. >> it's moms gone wild, if you call now we will throw in hot tub dads. [cheers and applause] >> greg: the things i did for money. it's true that moms are back, belligerent and buzzed on water down. first let's look how the woke targeted them per se said men can get pregnant that's total b.s. i've tried many times. i just do not have the hips four. also maintaining that men can have periods which are below me because i've had one is spilling marinara on my khakis. he also say that men can compete against her daughters in sports. this apparently only goes one way, trans women can swim and wrestle, up a good look-see and trans men the mba. follow the money and the transits ferment dries up like my elbows in january.
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[laughter] meanwhile, look at the biological men who barged into women sports and women's locker rooms. that is masculinity more toxic than anything, less husband could point to. and he lives with a cackle chemical spill. third, they believe the relationship between mother and child can be treated upon by a stranger and not even one in a van. it's one with an agenda under the guidance of ranked privacy. many of no idea that a teacher fresh out of college who was soaked in oppression and hair dye, can imprint his or hers, them, days on your and your parents should not be informed. a right to privacy is code for do not tell mom and dad ever dodgeball we now throw [bleep]. [laughter] it might be fun actually. they claim it takes a village to raise your child and they are just the village idiots to do it.
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so wokeness became a political mutation by proxy prefer suffering from a manufactured delusion transfer it onto children for attention, sympathy, and no tenure. so i am now a nonbinary and you are too i believe the planet is about to die and so shall you. i've more nose rings and a shower curtain. so shall you, i wore face piercings. and so will you. it's a mine virus from one affected person to another. in the newly infected have no immune system for it because it is a child. there is an effective booster for it's called angry mom and it's perfect for fighting the wokeness. true, moms may make you cringe but that's what moms do. so to third graders being forced to look at a drag queen suspicious package. this new woke, of the public in moms an independent moms and
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democrat moms and some of these woman god forbid become governors. >> our new education freedom account allows parents to enroll their kids and whatever school is most appropriate for their family. within three years it'll be available to every family in arkansas. >> greg: that is a governor, but more importantly a mom. she is governing like a mom, not a nanny. this new woke is it more appealing to the old woke? obviously they are better looking, but moms are not united or tricked by the abstractions of pronouns and hate speech. it's all about practical concerns concerning a struggle for the minds of their children. that's worth waking up for her and moms never let anybody sleep late and these moms on either, so they are at the school board meetings and protests and rallies, they are here to hand out snacks and kick.
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and they are fresh out of trail mix. [cheers and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests when he says you looking a million bucks, 2024 presidential candidate vivek ramaswamy. [cheers and applause] if he has to hear one more divorced at a joke he is going to complain to his kids every other weekend. actor writer, comedian, jamie lissow. [cheers and applause] if you ask his family he is actually not coming to work enough. host of one nation, brian kilmeade. [cheers and applause] ant, she is like a picket fence, white and has good points but do not sit on her. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: calm down you crazy people. welcome back to the show we had to say to the parents out there where you stand?
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>> if your kids not the school who belong to the school it's pretty simple. they used to say is racist doubts for the woke movement in schools. math isn't racist but know it might be? not teaching black kids how to do math. that's a big problem. if there is a mine virus i think the lab link for this virus actually was the federal government. the primitive education and not a lot of people know this, but they use the money they give to schools such as the school board said about the money that they use is like a handcuff that forces the schools to adopt these woke ideologies that's why i've kept it pretty simple if i'm president, i'm running for president, shut down the primitive education because it does not need to exist. i think a lot of these woke cancers it starts in the bad places you expect actually in the federal governments there things we could do about it. >> greg: actually would be amazing. [applause] replace it with like a hot pretzel truck.
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[laughter] what you do? check this out at the hot pretzel truck. jamie, they'll be amazing for you you probably don't eat well. >> jamie: that's true, by the way how annoying all the woke is got more and more annoyed i'm sorry i will never say birthing people you know to mean? i will continue to say people that won't sleep with me. [laughter] for real i have kids. >> greg: you should say earth. >> jamie: are right that umbrella could've been wider you're right. you should be able to choose we are kids absolutely. we had a my kids school we had [bleep] teachers that they were getting bullied and we were homeschooling.
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[laughter] >> greg: that is amazing. that is pretty funny. >> jamie: i'm getting tired of schools in general i do homework with my kid he's in eighth grade i feeling more work can be done. i feeling all they do is give my kid work for me to do it when he comes home. do you know what i mean? it's actually exhausting i would not graduate eighth grade. >> greg: it is getting harder. >> jamie: the only math i know for sure is 1x can equal losing 50% of your [bleep]. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: at least he is not better. [laughter] >> brian: outside of this building that you never leave your pictures on your desk? >> i'm very scared of your
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audience are pumped up and ha happy. >> greg: it is a problem for fox and friends you are not used to being liked. [cheers and applause] they love you, they love you. they love you. women are taken off the tops right now. >> brian: it's just so hot in here. the only good thing out of the pandemic was now the parents can know they cannot be laid back anymore between the curriculum that they are learning, between the things that kids are coming home with. we should be worried that a kid would come home in eighth grade be like well, global warming is real and it's overrated they panicked. now we find out about gender, you're deciding whether or not they're going to study, you're deciding that the no more than their parents. i just think that the worst thing that they have done is that they have gone women, moms
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involved. they're not seen the democrat republicans, they are just saying that there angry and they want it fixed so that helps the ron desantis as the world. for the swannies of the world when they talk about school everybody's all years elective so you want the democratic women are the republican women i like my answer as good as jamie's and almost as good. >> greg: i remember when little came home from school was a junior in high school juice i will have the teacher was telling her about pronouns she said she wanted to be as a so i dumped her. [laughter] [laughter] see that's what happens i just think of things to say. and it was worth it. [applause] i just thought of saying that.
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>> kat: i just love this panel of moms that you've assembled. [cheers and applause] a bunch of dudes and me. yeah, i don't see how it's controversial to be like, maybe you should have some say we are kid to school. anybody who kind of wants to fight against that idea is implicitly saying that they know for a fact that it's a problem because some schools are very bad. the only reason that they are allowed to be so bad is because kids are forced to go to those schools anyway. i don't think the government should have this much say. i think that is ridiculous and i think families and parents know what's best for their kids. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that was a great block and we have more blocks to come. up next he can't play a match
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>> greg: welcome back to the fine show. they cracked down the best player in tennis, but isn't dr. fauci the real menace? novak joke vic has withdrawn from a major tournament after being denied entry into the u.s. because he is not vaccinated against covid. he requested a vaccine waiver but was rejected by the dhs. the tennis player who is from serbia which is a country currently rank number one in the
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world number two in my dreams after mike lindell. [cheers and applause] is a world-class athlete with antibodies his chance of getting ill from covid at the same as me taken taylor swift back. it's not happening. [applause] is a young pro athlete with antibodies his chances or sickness. almost zero. >> that was totally unnecessary. >> greg: including matches in miami so for dissenters and marco rubio wrote a letter to the president reminding them that he himself said the pandemic was over. although it's not joe biden to forget things like how to walk upstairs. [applause] meanwhile, house republicans on a committee probe the pandemic say that they have uncovered new emails working to discredit claims that covertly from a wuhan lab. february 2020 he prompted
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researchers to write a scientific paper does proof the lab leak theory weeks later at the white house cited that same paper is evidence that it was bogus while acting like he didn't know was authors. >> there was a study recently that we can make available to you a group of highly qualified virologists look at the sequences of bats as they ev evolve. in the mutations that it took to get to the point where it is right now is totally consistent with a jump of the species from animal to human. i do not have the authors right now. >> nice try even they said what a load. it's a restaurant right it's all yelp reviews say that they poison the customers. when they did. bad things happen when you let it unaccountable and unethical
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blowhard spent decades in government you went up with global pandemics that kill millions and worse forcing us to do a story about tennis. i finally found a sport worse than soccer. >> brian: at the of two great sport so you're not familiar with. i didn't know this was the international sign for bad vi virus. everybody knows this is like you commissioning tire is to write a review of who is the bait best late-night talk show host being surprised of a name you. this to me so aggravating also it comes the tennis there is nothing safer and playing tennis again somebody vaccinated and unvaccinated their zone around you you breathe fresh air who injected this man? his two more years out of his game they are denying to tournament sold-out crowds i'm just embarrassed that this is the government that denies
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serbia country serbia is a country and chance to see the national play here. is that what you are embarrassed by? [laughter] how can we do not listen to what i said? [cheers and applause] >> kat: i listen to what you said and the answer of who is stopping them from coming in is the department of homeland security. so thank god for them to keep us safe from serbia and unvaccinated tennis players i would say that i was shocked with us to permit those created 20 years ago to keep us safe from terrorism has now evolved into doing some and that's completely different and useless rather than this being gotten rid of but that's not shocking at all. [applause] [applause] >> should they strum the nfl games to prevent people from spinal cord injuries? over being paralyzed? >> kat: don't give them any ideas.
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>> greg: we have administration that saying no we must protect what a protecting? the ball boys? >> jamie: fine enough i was a ball boy. i really was it was for wrestling team. [applause] way to make sure that the uniforms were tight enough. this is crazy. >> greg: disgusting. >> jamie: this guy 22 times grand slam champion back when i was drinking was a 22 times grand slam champion at denny's. by the way tennis always remind me of my marriage because love equal zero. [cheers and applause]
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>> greg: you are really leaning into this aren't you? >> jamie: is in a weird one of you ever heard before getting in trouble for doing a sport for not doing a drug? you know a man? it's backwards i member when i worked at arby's -- >> g>> greg: is thereupon signed it up because you can stop. >> jamie: these setups are killing me. when i worked at arby's to a drug test us and if there was even a tiny bit of marijuana in your system they would let you keep your job. insanity the lamplight. >> greg: big tennis man? how you feel? would you issue an executive order and see free the serbian? >> i would do would achieve executive does if an employee isn't doing them fire anthony fauci. [cheers and applause] you run the federal government
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they run for you you do not work for them so i get ridley's civil service protector so we don't have the deal the likes of them ever again. over the course makes me mad because he played here in new york city in 2021. wherever you are in the debate hope it's worth any good vaccines for nine months and now after the pandemic is over years after its relevant now it's a virtue signal so it is nothing about as much ado about covid as a spanish inquisition. it is a toxic religion good for novak joke of edge at least standing his ground he he is the man for doing it. [applause] what we think about when he was talking? >> i cannot believe i'm doing a segment on tennis. this is a good man. >> greg: tennis is fun when you have nothing to do. >> jamie: i'm with you.
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[laughter] >> greg: the best part about tennis is smelling new balls. >> actually was a ball boy. we didn't smell too many of t them. >> greg: they smell great remember you to open up thing fresh. it's like a drug. >> kat: new work week. [applause] >> greg: up next in a biological male squat and bench by identifying as a wench. [applause]
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i speak of transgender power lifters as i always do. the usa power where a thing organization has been forced to allow them to compete in the women's division after losing a discrimination lawsuit. on the plus side when they come for the urine test they can do it from a distance. gc cooper a trans woman filed a suit with the -- coalition organization violated her rights by banning her from competing as a woman in light jesse watters all to pay one person was dumb enough to buy it. he was a powerlifting was now deceased and desist on unfair discriminatory practices because of sexual orientation and gender identity. it makes the whole idea of men's and women's divisions than pointless. of course studies have shown that men are often 30% storm of the female competitors of the same size and skill. on a percent more to brag about it.
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things remained testy -- ou blue that suddenly there sitting around the roundtable that's beneath me. the group considers an appeal saying that they are trying to balance the needs of transgender women even suggested a third category for lifters but the court shut it down. cooper twice competed against a lone woman 2019 be near both times i've successfully opening every jar of pickles. she did come in last place and another competition as well perhaps a late lifting contessa else of cooking challenge. >> a sexist would say. [applause] >> greg: as a season power lifter houses can impact the sport? speed to the one reason i could ever be successful power lifter.
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i like south park, i'm a really big fan, as i was watching it never occurred to me it was also a documentary. because this was the exact part of an episode from years ago which can if you've seen south park you notes was to be overblown satirical cartoon, but now it's not and i think using the word discrimination implies that there is no scientific or medical reason whatsoever to even consider that a person who is born a dude, might be stronger than someone who is born a woman. that is not true because there is road's termination out there obviously and there are some real think this. >> greg: is in a weird it subtly becomes a legal issue jamie we have to abide by their choices which ever date female power lifter? that way when you get thrown out of the house --
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>> jamie: i don't know about power lifter. i feel like they should make a rule you're not allowed to come eat and powerlifting when he win again the gold medal on you. [cheers and applause] actually did little powerlifting back in my day mitch 405 pounds once. i think that's what she weighed. i woke up in a cold sweat. i don't know, you know i haven't had like the easiest life, i try to record a few things to maybe help. just going through some of the same difficulties i'm going through. ♪ ♪ >> tips from a divorced dad. ♪ ♪
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listen kids, if you're ever getting bullied by someone bigger and stronger than you, do not fight back. tell the teacher to search his locker to find the drugs he wanted. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: give to beat that? you are a politician. >> vivek: and get the practice. the thing about this trance thing that really bothers me is this entire movement for years that set the of the person that you're attracted to is hardwired on the day you are born because it had to be for gay rights to be civil rights. it now so see your own biological sex is completely fluid over your life that does not make sense, you cannot believe that both of those things at the same time and it's religion are the same movements you need title ix to defend women's sports now say that they do not need to be protected. it just the contradictions that
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bother me you could call it up for what it is i don't think that's transphobic i think that's me and logical thinking human being. [applause] [applause] >> greg: when you're into sports. >> brian: we are doing some sports here. just create some sent ten from the sport i didn't like it. i know it's fantastic. a couple of things you have to make a decision when you're 17 of an 18 make a decision i'm in a go pro you cannot go back and go to college. so if you decide i'm good to be a woman and you are man that is your decision, congratulations you cannot compete against other women is not determination that is fact. the whole gender fluid thing a lot does not really matter i do still nothing makes sense anymore i'm nothing israel there is no hard core beliefs and anything and i just think that powerlifting i'm never talked about powerlifting ever my life.
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let alone on a late night show with greg gutfeld who does not like sports. >> greg: you can be doing it seems like so fox & friends did you hear about the illegal aliens who ate the bald eagle? it seems like someone you would do. i've not heard that at all. >> greg: it's could be like chris is one of you tomorrow. [laughter] [applause] >> i know one thing, whatever what we do the five just deals in any way. it doesn't matter. so if you miss you miss fox & friends you can just watch it on the five and act like it's fresh. [applause] >> greg: what i miss about powerlifting a member as a kid -- i do not do powerlifting i did some lifting. to member in lipase?
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just the giant men they be like were famous for just lifting once there were just unhealthy. the practice, but they were the most unhealthiest people you ever saw on earth and just the beginning and their super hairy. they are always russian, russian big dudes you would think that there were 70 but they are 20. you couldn't tell that they were just so big. >> may be in the catalogs to get delivered our house. [cheers and applause] >> greg: well done, all right coming up this belief that he should be the next commander in chief. [cheers and applause] all it takes is eight minutes to get started. then work with professionals to assist your business
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broke in its war against the woke but are we in for a political tsunami? [cheers and applause] slow down people. running for president and now everybody wants to know why, he's rich he has a family and a full head of hair, probably his own. why in god's name would he be doing this to himself? i can see jamie doing this he has nothing to lose. so why? are you crazy? what you thinking? >> talk about the transient tourism, covert is him, i throw climate is him on the list we are tired by that. why is it that we get these crazy religions, cults in america rising at the exact same time, i think it's not a
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coincidence either gets because and this is particularly for me the first millennial republican overrun people my generation so hungry for meaning where hunger for purpose and identity when things are used to fill that void patriotism, family, hard work they've disappeared i think that we can actually address that if we answer the question of what is it me to be american today? answer that question and think we dilute this woke boys until relevance at the frankly doing what i've been doing which is complaining about it exactly solve the problem i think we can do it. >> greg: when you do need like a wealthy person because you're gonna run through a lot of money and people are going to destroy you, you said you are the first millennial i think i'm think there's ever been a gen x president has their? they have all been baby boomers. >> i'm not a fame fan of hp's vs
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most of them was to me to be an american you get a blank stare and response. i think it's a problem i think it's a solvable problem i look them all in for this america first agenda i'm in america first concert if do not apologize, we have to know in america it is even before we put it first. i think were on a mission or do anything we can ask take the subway to the white house and beyond. >> greg: are you concerned what nickname donald trump might come up with? >> i like the tsunami. >> greg: look at him reckless mark? >> people can pronounce my real incorrectly is always bouncer at one really honest with you is all trash talk about small court locker room talk if you cannot handle it with name-calling you probably should not be representing the united states. so tough it up.
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i think these republicans need to stop whining about it and get on with it. >> greg: i think insulting people is really mean-spirited. you don't have any dark scandalous secrets you want to share now? just to get in front of it. >> dark skin. >> kat: wow this guy is good. >> greg: where you put yourself in the spectrum of politics? from what say the progressive left to libertarianism? i close to being libertarian you seem like you're closer. >> is a good libertarian rapper back in college was a phase in life. >> greg: that is the secret. the dark secret they are to find that footage. if you use the n-word you are so
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[bleep]. [cheers and applause] >> so we'll leave that for the people to search for. the reality is not even on the spectrum not a politician, if i had to divide it up i don't think it's about republican the democrats. it's a pro-american you anti-american? their people on both. i don't think it's 50/50 i think it's 80-20 my fever i think 2024, mark my words will be a landslide election like 19801984. i'm running because i think i'm the person who can actually deliver that we do not want to national one national revival let's double down on pro-america as national party i'm looking for. >> greg: i think i've time for one more question like trump did the same thing, they do not decide to run for semismall they go i don't want to be mayor of
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new york. you could be the mayor of cincinnati to believe is a city in ohio. i get those two confused. anyway, why did you try to be mayor of columbus? they do not need a mayor. >> the might be people who are better at that job doing it, but to be honest i'm interested in the national revival i do not would be a politician so if a mapping on my political career i was on this very differently. >> i'm into a national revival let's see if we can do it. [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right, will up next what a transition she felt her exes scorn because she wouldn't quit. [applause]
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rightly reads as an ex-boyfrien made her feel like agusting person and refused to kiss her after she had been at work very what do you make of this? >> is it okay to go now, greg? ticket yes. piggish using i was thinking sh would have a higher threshold for feeling disgusting. >> a lot of times when i come home from work my wife wouldn't kiss me because she knew i ate [bleep]. >> i'm just kidding, it's because she didn't like me. >> brian, i knew you wanted to do this story.
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but ainsley said no. jot it down. >> i told her, don't worry, gutfeld will do it tonight. a couple of things. this is what she wants to do. so she now has a kid, she's got a happy husband, and she still has a thriving film career, so you can have it all. >> after midnight, brian sure i different than fox and friends brian perry >> i didn't say that all. to get you me. you mounted. kat, what lessons do you glean from right late story persky i
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think sometimes a wordstar is overused, but not her case. it's not even a joke, she's had a long successful career which is really difficult to do. >> i'm laughing at the most obvious part of this. >> if you don't want to date a star, then don't. go to the much larger dating pool of people who are not porn stars instead of this guy who's making her feel bad every day for doing her job. >> make some new friends. >> what is your campaign stance on this story? >> i would say this. in all seriousness, my wife
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oh! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ >> we are out of time. thank you to my panel. [cheers and applause] >> welcome to america's late news, fox news at night. i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, new video shows for americans kidnapped a after they crossed the border into the crime-ridden city of m forest, and now the state department is reminding americans to avoid certain part of mexico at all cost. the chief correspondent jonatha hunt is. >> good evening prayer the fate of those for americans is unknown
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