hillary, peter, you're not. >> i paid social security tax. what's going to be left for me? i have a 5-week-old kid. she doesn't pay the social security tax yet but i know there's not going to be a big chunk of it. >> neil: your father and i have been paying it a lot longer, young man. we'll see what happens. wild stuff. peter, great seeing you. peter doocy at the white house. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, geraldo rivera, jesse watters, dana perino. "the five." two americans dead at the hands of a brutal mexican cartel. the victims were on a trip with two other friends when they were violently kidnapped after crossing the border. video shows the moment when they were abducted and tossed into the back of a truck. the americans were in mexico to get a medical procedure.

reportedly got lost looking for the clinic. that's when they got caught in the crosshairs of a cartel shoot-out. authorities think that they were mistaken for a rival gang. mexico says one's suspect has been arrested and they are looking for others. responsible. the two americans who survived are finally back in the u.s. being treated at a texas hospital. republicans say it's a tipping point and it's time to take down the cartels. >> i want to introduce legislation to make certain mexican drug cartels foreign terrorist organizations and set the stage to use military force if necessary to protect america from being poisoned from things coming out of mexico. >> there is another hostage, the mexican government. being held hostage by tens of thousands of paramilitary members of terrorist organizations that effectively

control mexico. >> greg: peter doocy pressing the white house on the cartel killings. >> cartels kill americans on the side of the border with drugs and other killing americans on the other side of the border with guns. why is president biden so comfortable with cartels operating so close to the u.s.? >> because of the work this president has done, because we have dug specifically on fentanyl at the border, it's at historic lows. >> greg: what garbage. anyway, that made no sense. it's kind of a crazy story, dana. it's also in a way not surprising because you never know what you're going to get into a new cross the border. see three the three the state department puts out notices saying these are places you should not travel to. it doesn't mean you can't travel there. it doesn't mean you should be assaulted while you're there. there are some things that we still need to understand. where they specifically targeted as soon as they came to the checkpoint? that i'm not sure about. eric erickson tweeted today that he had counted, more than 600

americans were abducted by drug cartels in 2021 in mexico. those are usually treated like a local news story. to his point, imagine it was isis or al qaeda and 600 americans were kidnapped. that would be a very different story. maybe that does need to change. jim jordan tweeted something that i thought was interesting. he said you had not just only the cartels kidnapping and killing americans this week. a female border patrol agent was violently assaulted by an illegal crosser that she was trying to deal with. fentanyl smuggled across daily. i'm not sure the press secretary was meaning that there is historic lows. i don't think that's true. look at the moms and dads dealing with all of this. the question of this plan, your people on capitol hill saying we need to do something about the drug cartels. there's a graphic that we did on "america's newsroom" and it shows on the graphic company cartels are in america. five different colors.

it was shocking. all across the country, they have a presence here. so this isn't something that we have sought out. we have a right, look at that, look at our producers. that's shocking to me, that's how many cartels are right here in america. it's one thing to say that you should deal with the cartels over there. we also have to deal with them here. >> greg: it is incredible. i was pretty ignorant of their influence until i had that conversation with you, jesse, we are talking about your buddy who said basically cartels have muscled out all the other gangs. there's no other gangs. these guys are running the crime in chicago. it blows my mind that you can actually enter a country illegally. talk about the land of opportunity. rise to the top. you are at the top of the food chain illegally. >> jesse: it's true. it's because we love cocaine so much. >> greg: speak for yourself. >> jesse: i was talking about geraldo. if we stop doing so much

cocaine, we take away all the demand and that's the problem. no one is going to stop doing cocaine. so we have to figure out a new solution. you have to play these guys off each other. three big ones. it looks like cinaloa is the top dog. you have to cut a deal or work each other off of them with the mexican government. the mexican government tried to cut a deal with one of them but the other two got bigger. gulf controls this area and they have disintegrated. if you're going to start throwing missiles of these guys, that's a possibility, that's what senator lindsey graham wants to do and there's house resolution same the same thing. that say that you lob a missile into one of these things, how do they respond? he saw the imprint they have in the united states. what if they blow up an apartment complex in phoenix? then you are dealing with

domestic terrorism on u.s. soil. it's a whole different ball game. >> greg: they are already killing 100,000. >> jesse: exactly. you have to do it strategically. it's going to cause a huge train problem -- train problem. they are biggest trading partner. it's going to dry up autos and jet so it has to be done strategically. does joe biden have a plan? absolutely not. for the binder. to pretend it's a big success because we are seizing more fentanyl, that's the dumbest argument i've ever heard. she is saying we are having success stopping illegal aliens because there's more encounters than ever before. this woman needs to get her brain checked. biden needs to have a strategy. i don't like the idea of americans being kidnapped and slauslaughtered by the cartel e across the border. it's not neighborly. we have to do something that has to be militarily.

>> greg: lindsey graham has said it. trump has said it. militarily, going in -- what, precision assassinations? >> geraldo: it would be an absolute disaster. for the record, i was never into cocaine, unlike some of this table whose names -- >> jesse: yeah, dana. put it down. >> dana: never got caught. >> geraldo: 2019, then nine people slaughtered on the mexican side of the border. the united states did not take military action. you can't. >> greg: not about this family but the 100,000 dying from fentanyl paid >> geraldo: it's a horrible situation but you have to have the mexican government working with you. >> jesse: you can't trust the mexican government. >> geraldo: i agree. the guy who is the j. edgar hoover of mexico, he went down,

facing life imprisonment, el chapo's cartel, dealing dr drugs. if you attack mexico, the mexican government or the mexican people will rise up. the better idea is to use trade, squeeze, as trump at times did, use it effectively in terms of immigration. i think you've really got to make it clear to the mexican people that it is in their best interest to do the best they can to provide information to honest cops. >> jesse: military has to be on the table. >> geraldo: the u.s. military? the history of imperialism in latin america runs very deep and to use the military against a latin american country would be virtually impossible. >> jesse: they did it in colombia. >> geraldo: with colombian consent in a civil war that had divided the country. i was there. i was in colombia with u.s. forces in the colombian jungle. >> jesse: and still not doing

cocaine? >> geraldo: [laughs] never. well, not never. virtually never. [laughter] >> greg: is not an either or thing. what we are talking about is trying to make the cost of doing business nearly impossible. there is no risk for them to do this, we need to create a risk and the only way to do that is threat of death. >> judge jeanine: i agree. who are you going to kill? steve work we know where everybody is. this is what i think. you have one of the most dangerous, oldest drug cartels involved. they thought it was another opposing drug gain. that's why there was a shoot-out. number two, the corruption in mexico is staggering. it's at every level of government, it's even generational. grandfather took money, son is taking money, grandson. then what you have this this concept of, let's just do some military strikes. if we do a military strike the

problem is we are going to inevitably hit someone in the government because they are working with the cartels. that puts us at another level and it's a never ending war because the united states is the marketplace. we are the people who want the cocaine. and so it's never ending. i don't know what to do. >> greg: legalization. >> judge jeanine: it could be legalization but if you look at that map of where the cartels are in america, that is the killer. to me, that's treason. to allow that to exist in this country is treason. if you go 3 miles over the border from brownsville, texas, and you get yourself shot up, you have to talk to americans in short order. you don't go to a level four area. number two, if you do go as an american to mexico, you take someone who has been in the military who knows how to protect you. number three, we have got to do something at this end about the drug problem that we have.

>> dana: yeah. >> greg: amen. coming up, democrats suddenly want to abandon mass and all itk was a bunch of robberies.

♪ ♪ >> jesse: liberals finally turning en masse? the same people. new york mayor eric adams thinks it's time for a ban. >> we need to use the technology we have available to identify shoplifters and those who are committing serious crimes. when you see these mask ordering people oftentimes it's not about being fearful of the pandemic. it's fearful of the police catching them. >> jesse: this about-face on masks could be too late. in portland, walmart will finally close its last two stores and lay off 600 workers

after record-breaking thefts. this is basically common sense. these people going into the bodega's double masked, i don't think they are worried about covid. >> judge jeanine: in the beginning of the pandemic i said that people want no. ice like jesse james. the first thing you do is put a mask over your face. shock. crime isn't just about putting people in jail. crime is about making a community and neighborhood, an area safe so that the housing prices remain the same, so businesses can flourish. now we are peeling back a layer of the onion. now what we see is that not only are employees losing their jobs, not only our customers not able to buy the stuff they want to buy, businesses are going out of business. now we are saying that these individuals are not just not only going to jail, they are ruining communities. that's the problem. i don't want to say but i'm going to say it, the third time

on this show. eric adams is starting to impress me. it gives the ability to take people who are mentally ill, gives the cops the ability. recognizing the importance of prayer, for me that's kind of important. in this. this. this. why are they wearing masks? here's the deal. you can say i am afraid of everybody else. you still could be. they already came out and said masks don't matter. they don't protect you. what you do is you go into the store. they can idu with the technology but then you can put the mask on when you're in the store. so that's a great thing. >> jesse: judge jeanine, lamenting democrats. what's going on? >> geraldo: i like eric adams very much. i've been a firm supporter of his. i have liked him since he was a cop. we spent some time together recently. crime is very much on his mind. he fears for the city. this is a very practical approach to some of the casual crime and some of the premeditated stickups that you're seeing.

you defeat the most elaborate security system by wearing a hoodie and putting a mask on. so i think, you know, putting a sign up, mask on, no service. wear a mask is off here or you have double doors, the way they do in many jewelry stores nowadays, you have to start protecting retail the way that you protect banks and some of the precious assets. >> jesse: critics say that you're putting the onus on voting owners to say hey, you pay before you come in here, drop the mask. >> dana: paul morrow, he was on newsroom talking about how the nypd comes up with some creative solution and he said it's not going to help the bodega owner but it will help bigger stores up and down fifth avenue where you have the smash and grabs them. they know they're going to have to show their face. it might be a deterrent. but the real problem for the bodega's is the robberies.

the point about walmart closing, it's not the only stores that are going through this. it's not because of masks. i think this is the beginning of -- not just the beginning. we are in the middle of decline. the policy trade-offs are what's happening here. maybe they are unintended consequences but if you have prosecutors who will not prosecute actual crime and stores get booted, theft is through the roof, stores can't make money. and the staff working at those stores, like them walmart, might be threatened by approaching somebody and saying i saw you take that. you need to put it away. they are told they can't do it. inevitably stores are going to close and then what's going happen? the local advocates are going to say that's racist that you're closing the store. now there is food deserts. where are people supposed to get their goods? you are making people travel farther. they can't afford the gas. it's a slow decline.

unintended consequences, wind farms off the east coast likely leading to the killing of whales. think about the president's position with electric vehicles and those car batteries destroying rainforests. lots of these things happen but if you have prosecutors who won't prosecute crime, you're going to get more crime and then stores are going to make the inevitable decision to leave. >> jesse: well said. >> greg: this talk about an about-face unmasks. i thought only fauci could do that. the idea of putting up a sign is great. we know how criminals follow signs. i think we should all wear buttons that say "please don't mug me." that'll really work. what a sign is and a button, it's an excuse not to fight the real problem. to fight the real problem, you need a ton of cops. all of this is happening because of the lack of foot patrols. cops are the best deterrent. they've got to be allowed to do their job. we have reduce these patrols,

and then the retirees and then we handcuff them so that's why this is happening. how did this start? shoplifters at least in california realized they could steal up to 900 bucks and they would get prosecuted so there was a $900 "do not pass go. do not go to jail." they all did it. the illegal immigration bust move thing was such a good thing, we should take these guys when they get busted and drive them to the homes of the politicians. >> geraldo: it's not about the illegal immigrants. it's not. it's our own native born -- >> greg: somebody tell ger geraldo. can i make my point? my point is the people that were responsible for the bills that said it was okay to steal should feel the consequent is. it has nothing to do with illegal immigration. open your ears. open your ears. >> judge jeanine: one of the good things, greg, the fact that one of the legislators in

washington is coming up with a bill that says now are going to make any crime where theft is over 450 instead of 900 and will make it criminal. they are dropping that ceiling. that's great. >> geraldo: they had to veto the d.c. crime bill that was soft on crime. in a city that was plagued by crime. >> jesse: coming up, what toxic train wreck? mayor pete is too busy sucking up to hillary clinton. oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, booking. yeah. lomita feed is 101 years old. when covid hit, we had some challenges. i heard about the payroll tax refund that allowed us to keep the people that have been here taking care of us. learn more at getrefunds.com.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: what is he waiting for? president biden has vowed to visit the site of the toxic train dear emma in ohio "at some point." the white house staff says it's news to them. >> any plans for president biden

to visit east palestine. >> i don't have anything to share on a planned visit for the vet president to ohio. >> judge jeanine: even democrats are begging the president to visit. tim ryan saying "this is not a hard one. it's imperative that he shows up there and not just shed light on the cleanup but make sure the effort is sustained." mayor pete went but now he's moved on to other important things, like impressing hillary clinton. >> sometimes with the noise machine that has little to do with your day-to-day work and a lot to do with perceptions about your perceived roll in presidential politics. it would be indecent of meda complained of that sitting next to you. again, i am humbling to have a word like trailblazer used sitting next to you. all the challenges that we are dealing with and transportation. it's the best job in the federal government. we are building the future. literally. >> judge jeanine: greg, i

didn't plan on asking this question but when he says it's the best job in the federal government, being secretary of transportation, why is it for him the best job? >> greg: because he is a trailblazer. and you realize that? people say that i am trail trailblazer. you're a trailblazer. hanging out with a better class of people may be. she's not the mayor of college park, maryland, but who is? google it. the funny thing is, liberals will go to palestine but they won't go to palestine. it's not cool enough. there is something edgy about the bds movement but there's nothing edgy over flyover country or working class families getting screwed. this is the way it's always been. the democratic party's party of overeducated, angry liberal women. they are not a party for families. they are not party for working-class families. that suddenly beginning the turf of the republicans.

>> judge jeanine: all right, geraldo. joe biden's whole identity is tied up in this personal loss, connection with the worker, growing up in pennsylvania. he has no plans, he hasn't gone there. even tim ryan is like, what is going on? >> geraldo: i'm with tim ryan. i can't understand why he's been so insensitive and stubborn about visiting. i think with buttigieg and now with the president of the united states, an aspect of "i'll show those critics." i will go when i feel like it. erica was down in tim ryan's old district, youngstown. the people of east palestine, still very, very worried about the future, their home values. the toxic implications of what they've been exposed to. it's terrible. i will say i'm proud that our two senators, jerry brown and j.d. vance have proposed

legislation on the cargo trains. minimum cruise. notification in communities on hazardous material passing through. it's good legislation. i like that it's bipartisan. it's a start. mr. president, lease, these are your constituents. you must visit them. >> judge jeanine: the toxic removal of the soil removal isn't even completed and it won't be completed for months. do you think joe biden would get a warm reception if he showed up now? >> jesse: i would hope he would get warm reception. i would hope the people of east palestine wouldn't go there and throw things and yell at him. it would mean a lot to them after all of this to have the president come visit. when you're older, you get stubborn. joe biden is an old politician, doesn't want to feel bullied into doing something he wasn't planning to do. so he's going to be asked about this and he's going to keep ignoring it. i don't know how long he can get away with it. it kind of struck the american people in their hearts, this

story. it could come as the achilles' heel. the way the border was. what are you going to the border? it can become one of those things that he is dogged by until he doesn't he's going to pay a political price for it. this thing is going to go on for quite some time. he's got plenty of time to do this. then there is pete. the last place you want to go is sharing a stage with hillary clinton. you don't not want to involve yourself in the clinton global initiative. it's toxic. when you go there and you act like you're a victim and he's complaining about bad press, this guy gets more good press that any transportation secretary in the history of transportation secretaries. don't go wine and commiserate with crooked hillary clinton. there's always the victim. he's better than that but he has to rehab himself because their benches so thin on the left. we can afford to have mayor pete take any more blows. it's either him or kamala.

>> judge jeanine: norfolk southern is making changes specifically with respect to the hot bearing detector, the one that heated up but didn't do the alert that it should have done which would have alerted the crew to stop the train. is this granting legislation or civil lawsuits? >> dana: it's probably because maybe because it needs to be done on the merits but remember the co was going to be front of congress in front of the committee. he wants to be able to say we have already taken such measures. so the company's crisis and communications which is something to be desired. i've never seen anything like this from a modern presidential group that is sometimes really on their game but on this one they keep hitting, what is that, a swing in a mess? is that what they call it? it's going to be baseball season. to the president, the question why won't you go to the border? as soon as biden went to the border and literally did

nothing, the question stopped. he himself said he was going to go at some point to the press secretary should be surprised, when are they going to go? the people at east palestine would welcome him. they want him to know this is what we are worried about. they are concerned they're going to be forgotten if the president says i've talked everybody in the cabinet. we're going to make sure somebody is here. if they don't want pete, that's fine. the other thing that i would point out, there's an opening on the president's populist left. if he doesn't declare soon and try to wrap this thing up, you can have somebody declare enron in new hampshire. marianne williamson has already declared but rfk jr. has said maybe i will throw my hat in the ring. you wonder what's going on. we are going to talk about that next. jill biden. >> judge jeanine: thank you, dana. up next, jill biden doing damage control for her stepson, hunter, as republicans get ready to expose his corruption.

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>> has the wave of investigations into him, doesn't factor into any of the thinking heading into 2024? >> no. >> geraldo: hunter will need his parent's' support and more because republicans are about to make his life even more uncomfortable. chairman james comer has set a hearing to blast the treasury department first don't stonewalling for what some say a suspicious bank activity linked to the first son. >> the previous administrations, the bush administration, obama administration, trump administration, any time the chairman of the house oversight committee requested bank violations from treasury, they provided access but when joe biden first became president for some reason early on he changed the rule and blocked congress from having access. >> geraldo: the investigations of hunter biden began, 2018, president trump. it has taken forever. five years almost. if they had something, where is

it? >> judge jeanine: the investigation i thought started in 2018, 2019. they just announced last summer that they had ended the investigation so there was a a question is whether or not they were going to indict him. and then with the delay, the issue came, they have to go to the deputy attorney general and get permission than there was talk about a possible plea bargain and now it's like eight months later, what you've got is a grand jury that investigated him for years. issues that are violations of the law. without question having to do with that pistol permit application and nothing is being done. when merrick garland says i have my hands off and i'm leaving it to the attorney general and delaware. it's not the way you're supposed to treat someone who apparently violated the law. if it were a trump kid, they would be in jail in solitary

confinement. >> geraldo: and yet, put up or shut up. even if you say it was 2019, it was really 2018. it's a long time for them to come up with zero so far. >> jesse: they have the goods. they just haven't pulled the trigger. >> geraldo: they have the goods adhesive junkie. >> jesse: there is evidence there was financial crimes and tax crimes committed. we learned in august that the u.s. attorney in delaware was ready to rock but was shut down because they didn't want to slap an indictment on the first son leading to the midterms. they have an unspoken rule about that but now the midterms are over. now to be the time to go in. we heard rumors hunter turned down a pretty sweet plea deal and said let's roll the dice. i will go to trial with the jury in delaware. i run delaware. i don't know. i'm a little anxious to get things moving on the republican house investigatory side. they keep promising me things are coming. i keep hoping things are coming.

i want to believe them. but i am ready to see some action. treasury is involved in a cover-up. she is stonewalling, yellen, legitimate requests to see these 100 wire transfers they came from all over the world to hunter and the other bank accounts. that's we want to see. for cnn to ask, jill, how do you feel about republicans pouncing? that's the worst question of all. they are not blood relatives. this is a dirty stepson who called her the c word on the laptop, says horrible things. has implicated her. >> geraldo: c word? >> jesse: yes, geraldo. i'm sure you've never heard that were before. >> greg: only directed at him. >> jesse: she is not all in on defending hunter. >> geraldo: isn't the real story whether or not the vice president, biden, president biden's actions, official actions, were infected, affected somehow.

>> dana: that's what it seems like. the evidence that we've been able to see so far. i do think jill biden thinks of him as her own son. they were very young when she came on the scene and i also think it's pretty remarkable what kind of love parents have for children even when they are all full humans and can be terrible, especially when they are under the influence of drugs. i'm not surprised that she stuck up for him but i'm wondering if they are waiting to announce joe biden's reelection because they want to see if something's going to happen? perhaps at doj. i don't know if they are so much worried about the house republicans. i don't know if they are worried about that. they may be be. doj, it seems they might be a little bit more of a heavy hand. their plan is to say the republicans are partisan and they are just going after hunter and it's unfair. but when you start to think about all the things, even inside the obama administration, they were saying, they were sending messages back and forth.

"did you see that hunter biden's got put on the burisma board? no expertise. isn't this weird? isn't that strange? the vice president, biden, has oversight over this issue." they were se saying it at the oa white house. >> geraldo: they have say that your earliest unhappy -- i've come up with another clever slogan. >> greg: i don't think it's fair to bring dr. jill into this. she is a prestigious doctor, neuroscientist i believe. i think she discovered the polio vaccine. she is really a victim here and let's remember one thing about hunter, he slept with his late brother's wife and his late brother's wife's sister. so jill, to you, i must tell you, you're not his mother, you are his stepmother. we know when it comes to romance, hunter cast a wide, careless net. i'm telling you, be careful. that is my advice to you,

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♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back. time for "the fastest." it we should call this podcast,

everything is not okay. the suv crashing aright into a coffee shop window in houston as two pod casters were in the middle of a live broadcast. thankfully everyone was okay. they were joking about it later. the fifth episode they were filming. "november romeo." and then they basically got almost ran into. what do you think of that? >> greg: who -- >> dana: it was a woman driving if that's what you're wondering. >> greg: a sexist would ask that question and i didn't ask that question. this is the most interesting thing that will ever happen on that podcast. i can't imagine anybody sitting and listening to a podcast with a guy holding a saxophone. izzy holding a saxophone, the

worst musical instrument ever created? people wearing a football jersey. that guy does not play football. whether okay. >> dana: so scary. >> greg: that's all. >> judge jeanine: you know it's crazy, the guy. so quiet. apparently the woman, the person driving the tahoe went through a red light and then got into an accident with another car. >> dana: a white ford escape. >> judge jeanine: i have an escalade and when you drive something that big, you never go fast because you can't control that thing. >> greg: you never go fast? >> geraldo: i thought it was johnny knoxville's time, that it was planned. >> dana: they did not plan it that not everyone is going to listen their podcast i'm sure. "november romeo." >> greg: he's not holding a saxophone. he's holding a microphone. >> dana: poor guys. i don't know, any publicity is

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you seen anything happier news? >> dana: have you? >> greg: have you seen anything happier than this? tiny shrew eating a banana look at that smile like when jesse brings shrimp in the green room. >> dana: that's a banana. >> greg: i don't know. >> judge jeanine: doesn't look like a banana. >> jesse: that's no banana. >> greg: okay i will fire the producer. dana? >> dana: dogs a bhazzing and they have this sixth sense. there is guard dog doubled as guardian angel when fire broke out at detroit multi-family home. chantal was in the play pen when the blaze quickly spread from counsel stairs. the dog found the 3-year-old pitbull lab mix refusing to leave the house. blue directed the rescue team to the play pen where they carried her to safety. it's incredible. and thankfully the family is all set. they had a go fund me page. they are back in the new home and everybody is okay. including blew.

>> jesse? >> jesse: have you been following the coverage blowing competition. the 59th annual coverage blowing competition take a look at this guy. listen oirges my god. >> jesse: that is the coverage blowers. update tried to eat our bald eagle in nebraska. >> greg: i'm covering that, too. >> geraldo: put them on a bus. >> jesse: too soon. >> geraldo: guess which american cities are the best tippers? >> judge jeanine: new york. >> dana: wyoming. >> judge jeanine: new york, palm beach. >> geraldo: big hearted, diverse, broad shouldered generous cleveland, ohio is the

biggest, best tipping city in america. 20.6% on average in cleveland, ohio compared to seattle 18, l.a. 17 and a half san francisco a paltry 17%. >> jesse: make please look generous. >> geraldo: cleveland, ohio. 20.6. >> dana: wyoming is way up there. >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: is it my turn? >> jesse: can i help you with that. >> jesse: here's a tip have your one more thing ready. >> greg: the one who complains most about time. >> judge jeanine: you complain about time all the time. watch the incredible reaction of philly teen had getting into his dream college. [shouting] [shouting] >> baby got into more house, y'all. >> >> judge jeanine: he went viral after his mom posted the video on social media.

mom says she is so happy he got into college pursuing an education. and he says he hopes to be an inspiration. it's cool to get out of philly, get a degree. you don't have to be involved in the streets. >> greg: get out of philly. what was the college? >> jesse: obviously trinity. >> judge jeanine: more house. >> judge jeanine: i'm so proud of him. >> greg: "special report" suspect next. hey, bret. >> bret: you say that with such enthusiasm. thank you. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, two of the americans kidnapped just south of the border last week are dead. two others were found alive and are now back in this country. we're still trying to piece together how all of this happened but some lawmakers here in the u.s.s. want payback against drug cartels deemed responsible. that's our lead story tonight. national correspondent william la jeunesse has the latest from los angeles. good evening, william. >> well, bret, those two survivors now telling the fbi what went wrong last friday and the 90 hours the