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why are cities in so much trouble. let's start with san fran, the biday by the bay. appoappointed -- stores straighp closed, the only thing they weren't stealing from walgreen is toilet paper. $5 million, guaranteed incomes, homes for 1 dollar as family. to get a sweet deal like that you need to have the last name biden. this is happening while theft, violence and homelessness skyrocket. especially minority communities. it's like instead of solving the problems before them they offered pie in the sky i had i idioccies. let's burn down the house instead. ironic knee, this version of rep rations could

cause a civil war. we found a war over a tax on tea, the rep rations deal makes that look like an argument over a parking spot. cnn reporter's car got robbed, was a laptop filled with fake news: terrible. and from the description, the perp sounds like a desperate loser with no respect for the law. shortly after a former police commissioner says becoming victimized is part of a basic city life, so embrace it. it's like having a fire chief saying he is tired you whining about arson. maybe your house was asking for it. close them. then there is portland where the homeless crisis is so bad, vague rants park tents in residential neighborhoods now. now those residents want to move away. i haven't seen that many tents pitched since i auditioned for

chippen dales. glad my mom's not here to see this. oregon wanted to join idaho so they are not associated with portland. actual count at this. you know, folks are fed up when they dump you for the white lights of boise. it's a smart move for people who prefer potatoes over meth. here at nyc every commute have you a 50/50 chance of running into a psychopath on the subway, i'm not talking about the train jesse takes. being attacked beats being thrown in front of one. you got chicago, la and dc where drugs, gangs are murder. so, why this summary? because i realized there isn't the couldn'ter part of crazy cities on the right, isn't that strange? i mean, usually in

every issue there is always a yin and yang left and right, hunter's connections at that energy country. the border, taxes, guns, there is always this duopoly of left and right. we only hear of cities run by crazy left is but not crazy right is. you don't hear "morning joe" screeching of cowboys dropping deuces on the sidewalks in great falls montana. when tents pop up there, it's where they are supposed to pop up in the woods on the weekend when people are camping and being eaten by bears. why is that? where are the crazy right wing towns. do they even exist. i wonder what one would look like. >> there is no hole like a right wing hole. where citizens are forced to commute to work. homeless encampments are nowhere

to be found. resulting in disgusting -- a town full of people respecting the cops and the military. witness the horrors children as young as 5 are forced to play. and the local government has the balls to stay out of your business. scum bags are too busy wasting tax dollars on sanitation, schools, it's a nightmare where no one gets out alive. >> greg: fair and balanced and unafraid. but you know we can dream, cities become more blue and less red and plain worse and people in charge call it progress but it's not, it's sad because it's preventible. a green city needs two strong oppositional parties keeping their own excesses in check. is

he a disgusting mess smelling of body ode or, desperation and bad drugs. then he gets married and suddenly he keeps up his act or in kat's case cleans up her act. that's what the cities need, they need to settle down with a good old fashioned right wing husband. i don't want it. i don't want it. save your plus. so, that's why there is no right wing city. their luna particulars run the -- lunatics run the streets, the unmarried left has already had that covered and doing a bangup job on their own. you go girl. welcome to tonight's guests. he spit the truth like a geyser and as hair like a heat micer.

"washington times" opinion editor charlie herd. he's like an italian hero, crusty, cheesy and covered with a thin layer of oil. joe dirosa. when she makes it rain it's usually the tears of her exes. katz timf. >> mattress side heavyweight champion tyrus. should look better than that. charlie, am i wrong, are there any like of the counterparts, right wing cities where like if a liberal goes there they would lose their -- oh, my god, this is too right wing for me? you could save parts of florida, it doesn't

impinge on your life. >> these cities are the culmination of 50 years of the best ideas democrats have to offer. you know, going back to lbj's great society and war on poverty. quite frankly it's why after 50 years, you know, democrats are so obsessed with talking about race because race is something that they can't do anything about, what you can do something about is actually have cities and have a government that works. but since all of their ideas are so terrible, and none of them work, you wind up -- they have no choice than to talk about race. >> race covers up for class. >> that's a very serious point. >> i know, that's why i said it, charlie. >> that's why they can't talk about class. and that's why donald trump has been such a threat to them because he walked in and completely scrambled everything and became, you know, stepped out of the duopoly and

appealed very much to democrat voters and republican voters. >> exactly. joe, you are a small business owner. not just a small comedian. a small business owner, you own a sandwich shop downtown. >> yes. >> called joe's. >> joey rose's. thanks for redoing a second of research. >> hold on. by the way, let's take a beat. just want to give the at-home audience a chance to start typing. >> no, -- >> okay, ready, go. >> have you noticed, has the city changed much, has it gotten better? have you been a victim of crime? >> well the idea that there are no cities in red states that are like this is insane. it's absolutely not true. i was in louisiana, louisiana is a very red state. i love the people, i like the cities. a lot of these similar problems are happening. have i seen a change in new

york? no, it's new york. new york is considered a hipster city, we get that label a lot. >> how did you get here? >> we get that label a lot in new york. hipster new york. hipster new york. guess what, nobody in new york is moaning about this stuff, it's a real metropolis. >> that is wrong. you gotta get down with the real people. >> this is part -- >> sandwich shop. >> this is part of the landscape here. crime, felt, we accept it. >> you sound like the police commissioner. >> that guy made a great point. you live in the city, you take what's coming to you. a crime, i will take crime and culture over one of your boring red state suburbs. >> the point is, a, the cities you are talking about are still run by liberals even though they are in red states. you would feel differently paying taxes for the services that keep you

staff. there is danger and risks to every city, if you are paying tens of thousands of dollars of taxes and still feel unsafe that is a problem. >> yes. i think it's a deeper conversation than we can get to. >> i would destroy you. >> yield my time. this is good. >> are you enjoying this? go ahead. >> no, no. move over to this side. >> no, we're good. >> i was hoping you would back me up a little bit. >> i was with you, you are talking about new orleans, unfortunately they are a little blue problem child, i live on the side of a long bridge with two police forces. what about baton rouge. >> it's not as bad as new orleans. it's the policies that hurt. if you have a police force, crime rate is not at high. we were down to 800 police officers, that's prompt. i was going to talk about rep rations.

>> please do. >> i'm kind of -- >> interested that. there is a key word there before you get your feathers ruffled up. those who qualify. so, then you are going to have the fun thing, how black are you? okay. and did your ancestors maybe come through canada? or jamaica or somewhere else? or come right afterwards or even worse, what if kat's great great grandfather is a slave, should she get reparation? dna of genetics, reparations, what reparations was intended for was what did everybody do back then, they farmed. farmed land. so, 40 acres and a mule was an opportunity for you to compete, build wealth and have a seat at the table. because see, african

americans we just want a seat at the table, we don't want you to buy a meal, even if we have to bring the table. what are reparations, it's called opportunity, that's' what 40 acres and a mule it was giving us the opportunity to compete. now we have the opportunity. i'm sitting here, this is my reparations, i took that and ran with it. we don't need the reparations. we've got the opportunity. this is a scam. just like anything else because i guarantee, we watched the people who were planning this, watch their bank accounts, watch their baby daddies don't get awesome security jobs and manages pop up and planes -- because they have to fly to look for us, they have to find the ones that qualify. >> that's true. >> it's everything we see in religion, the pastor starts a church and ends up with a private jet. it's a giant hussle. we've got over here we are going to manipulate this stuff, it's going to be granted taxpayers money that goes into one individual's pocket, not

everybody's. >> like the people who start something, start a business and they get corrupt. >> kat any right wing cities. you are already spending the money. >> how i have to get bread after this. from the store. >> i'm happy you're eating carbs. >> me, too. i think as you kind of mentioned, it's the taxes that are issue. i don't really care that the city is disgusting. i thrive in a chaotic and gross environment. i do. but it's also like the amount of regulatory hoops that businesses need to go through here more so than anywhere else to have a business somewhere where some guy is going to have meth diarrhea outside. >> that's the worse diarrhea. >> that's not good. >> it's different. >> yeah, we were play ago game, my husband and i were we were walking the dog, that street dump, what drug was that person on or withdrawing from what drug

based on what that looks like. >> audience is starting to get sick. >> well, welcome to new york, baby. i wouldn't mind if it wasn't so expensive to live here. it's like that should be the selling point. this place is a steal. it's disgusting. >> you come here. >> it's cheaper. >> exactly. now it's the most expensive place on earth. >> ridiculously expensive. i want to circle back, we were talking about earlier. what i was trying to say was i think reducing these issues that these cities have and reducing this problem to a blue versus red thing as a small business owner in new york city, i've sat in on these meetings. you know, outdoor structures was a big one in new york. i sat for seven hours on a zoom to speak for three minutes i had to listen to city reps left and right talk. left wanted to protect their bike lanes. okay. and everybody on the red just -- on the right kept going, well covid is over,

deal with it. you don't need your outdoor structure anymore. both things were so narrow minded, i agree with you, you do need balance in these cities, a balance of policies. it's like the right is he is iting up necessarily. >> i think -- >> you offer that balance. >> i think they've given up. >> not giving up past the left. >> no republican party in new york right now. >> the difference between rural areas and cities, city governments prom tis things they can't provide. in rural areas or small towns, most people are kind of their own 911 or neighbor's 911 and so you don't have those -- and i mean, you don't have to live like that. do you haven't to live like where you walk your dog. >> yes, i do. >> what kind -- i'm just saying a society shouldn't be like that. the idea and the thing that appauls me the most, the idea that women cannot feel safe walking down the street in a city is -- it's mind blowing to me. and i don't understand why that's not like a big womens

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>> will her new foreign policy class change minds that she is a horse's, this week liberty university promoting a course co-taught by hillary clinton. no one is more thrilled than having hillary out of the house than bill. if you are a lady who is a solid 8 or above, he will tudor you for free. the course he is teaching, how to fit snugly under my desk. i know, terrible, huh? the school says the class is called inside the situation room and examine decision-making

in a variety of historical and comp temporary context, to the redline in syria, to negotiating with iran. roll it. >> oh, my god. >> what is it? >> it's hillary clinton. she is running. >> what? >> what? hillary's running again? >> i heard that's so crazy. >> she is running again. >> here i am. >> hillary, you're running again. >> i sure am, karen, i got here early for the new class on foreign policy decision-making. >> that's awesome. so, clever, she is running again. the only thing missing was music from psycho. and like most things hillary's involved with it gets worse. >> you know, when it comes to crisis situations you have always got to be prepared. >> prepared? i think you're more prepared than anyone to teach this course, i will cover the theory of political decision-making and strategy. >> i will cover what it was

actually like in the room during the bin laden raid, the gaza seize fire. >> are you ready for whatever questions the students throw at you? >> bring it on. >> bring it on. i wonder what it is. her bleach server or bleached mustache? now maybe it's me, i don't think that video captured the charm of hillary. the get of her insight and wisdom. >> oh, my god. >> what is it? >> it's hillary clinton, she is running. >> what? >> what? hillary's running again? >> that old bag who destroyed libya. >> wild, she is running again. >> what? isn't that the lady that killed jeffrey epstein? >> here i am. >> hillary, you are running again.

>> if you were a student, if you were a student in her class, what would you ask her? >> this would be the easiest class. i would love to take this class. >> why? >> it would be so easy. if on a test you had some foreign policy situation, you just write do a war. or sometimes maybe like do an act of war but insist it wasn't one. and then tell her how inspiring she is. >> yes. >> a plus, have you to go one time and do that. then you would never have to do work again. she wants to feel like she is a conspiring these -- inspiring these young people, as long as they understand that's what she wants. >> would you like a gag on running, that is great. >> listen. -- they obviously don't like her. okay. the director of this commercial -- okay. first of all, the stunt

double running for her, i mean -- we know she has kankles, skinny legs, skinny pants, the pants continue even match. she was in a pant suit. they are acting. it was all one takes. >> when you have to use a stunt double to insinuate a light jog maybe you ditch the running bit. maybe you rewrite the running bit. >> or the fact that somebody was on a blackberry going, she is running again. like this is the worse commercial -- they hate her. there is no way that after that first take of -- yeah, i'm early. i'm running again. nobody was -- cut, beautiful, you want to do it again? nope, perfect. she has zero personality. the only thing that was good about this one her daughter wasn't in it with her. that's the only thing different. she found a way to cut her out. selfish.

>> the other lady there is going to do all the work. >> yes. i wrote a lot of jokes about this, i'm finally you came to me. they field to make hillary jokes to get everybody back. >> you have a completely alternative narrative going on in your head. >> let me be clear anybody, i don't like either side. i'm miserable. anyway. hillary's performance in this video was more heartbreaking to me than brandon fraser's in the whale. listen folks, i got more. the glasses. the class is called inside the situation room which sounds like what matt lauer would say to a woman after he remotely locked his door. but no. here's the thing. here is

the thing, the thing that annoys me most about this stupid thing -- first of all, i hate anybody acting like a presidential candidate, former, gets them. i hate this whole thing. hillary's running, they don't get you. they don't -- it's literally like saying, you know who is down to tom cruz, it's an iodiotic thing to think. my point is with this class what really bothers me more than anything is, i don't want a class where you are telling everybody what wept on in the situation room. people can't watch a football game without jumping on twitter saying how it should have been done with zero expertise. now you are going to open up, here is how we captured bin laden so the more ons can say, what you should have done -- >> also goes to show how far the grift for her and bill clinton, they once had the clinton global initiative which was raking hundreds of millions of dollars

from all over the world and now she's like trying to squeeze something together to get a college course at columbia university with a professor named karen? who spells her name keren. is there anything more keren than spelling her name keren wrong. >> everybody in that commercial was from another country, they couldn't even vote. >> it really was like a b benetn ad for old people. >> bill's favorite question. >> all right. >> you got it. joe wins. joe wins the audience back to his side. sandwiches for everybody. >> those of you at home, that was that wasn't a false break.

no, no. >> quit while you are ahead. >> i'm really asks, what does she gain from doing this? i'm very very, she can't go home, when she goes home bill is lying there buck naked with four flight attendants. >> actually. she's trying to run again. >> no one at home is going to hear that. >> no, they are. they are going to say four flight attendants and bleep out the rest of it. >> beep. >> beep! >> up next, trump had the media drooling but was he just foo fooling? ♪ i like to move it, move it ♪ ♪ you like to... move it ♪

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president trump on charges. bailing yesterday and ignoring trump today, an indictment looks like biden winning the tour de france. courtesy of trump since election night 2016. earlier in the week, trump revealed their looming can arrest, it's like this is the way the rule of law is supposed to work. >> this is the way the rule of law is supposed to work. that's the way it works. suck it up and get used to it. >> donald trump doesn't save you if you break the law. you go to jail. and there is a chance that donald trump himself may go to jail. >> are you saying that today might not be the day for the indictment? stop toying with my emotion. >> no, are you saying it's not going to happen today. >> i don't think it's going to happen. >> not fair to me. >> chemical peels really worked. i haven't seen people that excited since i popped my shirt off at the christmas party. but

now that the arrest doesn't look like it's going to happen, they are shifting the narrative. it's all trump's fault, he manipulated everybody. >> he manipulated everybody. we all rose to the occasion, the papers, everybody went there. >> time and time again for six, seven years, always seemingly a step ahead, to raise money, to get i can't hence. >> i heard from a prosecutor this is a billion dollars gift to donald trump referring in other words to the amount that he will be able to fund raise off the back of this. >> what's clear is donald trump's going to use this as a big time fundraising event. trump sees this as a moneymaking operation for himself. >> now this is rich. the media accusing trump of fundraising off trump. when that's all the media has been doing for years making money off trump. he's the best thing they ever got. let's face it, this story is their story. cnn promised they would

leave the trump derangement behind and find a middle road. huffing trump news like model glue in a paper bag. those were the day days. forgetting how to open a window. customer based windows no wonder cnn were all over it. feels like there is something that should come after that but i stopped writing, tyrus. >> wise. >> isn't this the best? don't we forget how good trump is at setting these traps. >> i binge watched this for four years, we don't need another "star wars" prequel. it's over, eyes. listen, you know, let's just call teflon don. he is bulletproof. fortunately for him, always shoots duds. he has no fear of alek baldwin holding

a gun here. he has nothing to worry about it. i said it last night. if they don't arrest rim on friday, so there is talk over the weekend. bragg is going to have to do some kind of stuff. they are going to have to do something. we nearly got him this sometime. really bad action movie where the bad guy always seems slips away. he's like doctor evil. he hit the ejection button, he is hiding behind mars waiting for him to come back. he is teflon don from now on. >> charlie, you are the dc mind here. can you see where this is going? >> yeah, well, what we're two months into his election after the media declared we are not going to give him oxygen, we are not going to pay attention to him. >> two years. >> no two months since he announced. they said, and of course the media hates themselves over the fact that they gave him the oxygen in 2016. but this is them not

paying -- paying attention to donald trump. and he completely -- i feel like the last week we've seen, he still has the magic that the cat nip that gets them out to cover whatever it is he wants to cover. >> i mean you -- in that little comparison montage you saw this excitement, oh, my god, we are going to get back to together, we are going to get back to together, she is coming over to my birthday party. and she shows up with another guy. >> no, it's like luther in superman, they need each other. one doesn't exist without the other. i love how all these memes that are flying all over the place of trump like lifting weights in prison and, you know, fighting with police, running away from the police and everything. everybody thinks these are bad memes for him and bad deep things for him. no, actually, they are all his supporters who are writing these things and sending them out all over the place. the guy is like bonnie a clyde.

>> you don't have to like him, you don't have to love him, have you to see how clever this was. >> this is one aspect of trump i love. lifelong hip hop fan, he is fifty cent. >> as a comic you can't not. when trump first got elected, you know, it was a little touchy in the comedy scene. but comics would sit in the corner go he's funny though. rosie o'donnell thing was funny. now he is out in the open. no joke, i actually when he made this announcement, i actually saw some left wing outlet, it was more print stuff, but left wing outfits saying, trump is saying he is going to get arrested. even they were like oh, trump here we go again. >> you have to -- if you have that layer, -- like there were

smart people on the left and right who saw where this was going. the cognitive bias and dissidents screwed with their heads. >> i still don't understand what he did wrong with stormy. >> you can explain. >> explain this to me. >> he banged her. and then he tried to cover it up. >> she is not as hot a porn star as he could have gotten. >> i don't think he was -- i think that he -- only that one. i think he has had sex with more than two people. >> here is my point. anytime you use money with any sort of sex and transaction there is a coverup. go to a strip club. butputa -- you get the bill it s global plumbers international. so, i don't understand what he did wrong. >> he -- there is nothing for him to be convicted of here,

absolutely, totally absurd, i am the most ob upset this is happening. people are like, get his mug shot, he is going to get his mug shot and make merch. >> end up on time magazine. >> he would love it, he is raising money of the whisper of it. nobody wants to trump to get arrested more than trump because there is nothing here. >> coming up, didn't change the channel, it's local news. >> they are ready for it.

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with you, joe. >> there was -- they did a poll in philadelphia where i'm from. that what kind of cheese -- cheese steak, people in this country that are still putting in philadelphia, still putting swiss cheese on a cheese steak, it makes me sick to my stomach. this is the statistic, not the rising crime rate. will prevent me from ever moving back to philadelphia. the cease cheese usage, you will never see swiss cheese on a cheese steak, not because we don't serve cheese steaks. >> how do you feel about cheese whiz. >> it's great. >> not on a philly cheese. >> provolone. >> provolone i will smack you. >> oh, do it. please. >> kidding. >> just kidding. >> no violence here. charlie. >> it would be quick. >> it would be so quick. >> i don't want to think about

it. >> down in virginia we have a lot of good stories. this one isn't going to win you another emmy, your 10th emmy. it is definitely a gutfeld story. free septic well education training. east rural community assistant project is sponsoring free septic education training for homeowners in pennsylvania county. homeowners will learn the importance of maintaining their septic system, how their systems work, critical information concerning their systems, and learn ways to prevent contamination. training will include interactive presentation and plenty of opportunity for -- >> i know what you are trying to do, destroy this segment. it's not going to work. you come here -- did you just come up with that on the way over. >> i found it in the paper. >> gad for you. do you know what, i don't find that funny, i have a septic, okay? it's --

>> i don't believe it. >> i do have septic. >> and you maintain it? >> once every they years i -- i go swimming in it. all right. tyrus, what is your local sorry. >> i was having flashbacks of my dad reading a newspaper. i've never seen a man do it on television. >> we still get a paper delivered. >> why want to win, give him the ice cream cone now. in louisiana, it's crawfish season. i was born in massachusetts, we eat actual maine lobsters, it's too much work, they'll eat up to a thousand pounds an hour, it's way too much work. but even if you don't eat the crawdads, it's a great time, it's a lot of fun, dancing, partying. louisiana just doesn't need a reason to

party, you can die in louisiana and they'll dance. >> they look like bugs. >> they are bugs. >> they are bugs, kat, last one, have you a chance to win the ice cream cone. >> how exciting. well, okay, so some kid in the metro detroit area he ordered a thousand dollars worth of food from grub hub and the food kept showing up and his dad couldn't do anything about it. i don't think he is in enough trouble. >> did they ground him. >> in the story, we took everything from his piggy bank, he was like do i have to start over, dad. yeah, bud, you do. yeah, bud, we all do. we had to foreclose on our home. tell them we're homeless, you ruined everything. make kids feel bad about themselves that's the only way they grow. >> this is why i don't have kids, kat. >> do you know what this kid did, too, lecturing and this dad admits on the interview, he said

are the pepperoni pizzas here, dad? harness this kid harder. >> this is when you drive the child to the woods. historic, have another kid, it won't be as bad as that one, crawling through the widespread 50ss covered in worms. yeah, there is your grub. >> who gets the cone? >> stephen. >> why is tom brady posting memes like a lady. you'll never. did you know that liberty mutual custo— ♪ liberty mutual. ♪ ♪ only pay for what you need. ♪ ♪ only pay for what you need. ♪ ♪ custom home insurance created for you all. ♪ ♪ now the song is done ♪ ♪ back to living in your wall. ♪ they're just gonna live in there? ♪ yes. ♪ only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

>> tom and gisele won't stop. tyrus is back and forth with them. gisele told vanity fair she never gave tom an ultimatum to retire. tom shares a cryptic message on instagram talking about the betrayal of false friends, make sense of this, we only have 2 minutes. >> she cheated. >> with the other guy,. >> that's none of our business. >> trying to save time here. >> charlie, this is kind of your wheel house. >> oh, my gosh. >> this is one thing i profoundly do not care about. look little paper boy. it's a

paper step dad. >> paper step dad. >> story in here. >> look, look, look. why does everybody describe things as cryptic. joe, it's cryptic, it's cryptic if you're stupid. >> are you saying i'm stupid? >> everybody writes about this. >> i know nothing about football and i have a terrible fear of intimacy so i have no authority to comment on this story but i will say he is rich, she is hot. now that they are both single i would have sex with either of them. >> kat. >> good crowd. >> eat you up after the show. >> kat, just proves that social media can take successful people and ruin their lives, right? >> i mean, you were posting any kind of inspirational quote on your instagram that is the biggest cry for help that there

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