doing and how they were going to do it. the most amazing thing i have ever seen in my life. >> bret: first responders working to save elderly man and two dogs from sinking in heir car. the rescuers sprang into action. they dove into the water. man experiencing a medical emergency drove his car into a retention pond. amazing effort to save him and he did it. that "special report" bring you the news tomorrow fair balanced and unafraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: hi, bret. thank you. >> jesse: you can't ignore your problems forever. hear a funny noise in your car better get it checked out before you break down and have to call a.a.a. the person you are dating has a couple red flags, you better work those out before you pop the question. you can't just shut your eyes and hope the monster goes away. [scary music]

♪ >> jesse: nancy pelosi thinks her boogie man will disappear if we stop talking about him. >> at the direction of donald trump. >> yeah. >> a very sick person. >> i think that we spend too much time talking about him because this was a real taint on our democracy to have that person there. but we cannot keep giving him all the press he wants. >> jesse: this is coming from the lady that impeached trump twice. ignore trump and he will just go away. obama didn't get that message. barry and michelle took a private jet down to australia this week. michelle looked miserable. what does she have to be so sad about? her husband is making millions in australia. people are paying $900 a ticket just to hear him talk? now, obama met australia's prime

minister. look how happy they are. they didn't even need the marine to hold the umbrella. obama greeted by indigenous elder anti-joy murphy. elder ante only comes out for the big shots. and when you go to melbourne, she gives you a welcome bush. >> our belonging is the mana gum and these are representative of our welcome to country. i'll take a leaf on your behalf. i hope you will accept this gift because it means that you are welcome to everything from the tops of these trees to the roots of the earth. >> jesse: but obama said get out of here, auntie. i don't want your dumb bush. elder auntie got booted from the event for being too difficult. she is 78 years old. obama didn't go all the way to australia for a welcome bush. is he there for two reasons.

make money and trash trump. barry says that he had china in the palm of his hand and once trump took over, xi jinping ate our lunch. >> i think china feels as if it does not have to operate under the same constraints that it did when i was president. >> jesse: have some class, barack. ex-presidents don't go to foreign countries to hammer other ex-presidents that's just not done. what he is saying is wrong. obama turbo chinged china. under obama china built up their military. hacked their companies, stole our factories. our economy had the weakest recovery since world war ii. the voters knew it. in 2010, obama took one of the biggest shellackings in american history. china whipped obama so bad it got trump elected. china was trump's second big campaign issue after the border? >> when was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say china in a trade deal?

they kill us. i beat china all the time. all the time. china is killing us. they are devaluing their currency to a level that you wouldn't believe. how stupid are our leaders? how stupid are these politicians to allow this to happen? the people negotiating it don't have a clue. our president doesn't have a clue. >> jesse: now once trump was in the white house he started a trade war. obama china and trump fought to bring those jobs back. obama is trying to massage his little legacy because it looks like he created a monster in beijing. whenever obama take as break pounding trump to talk about how women shatter and how men are toxic, listen. >> i'm in a household of three women and so i have seen some stuff out of you. i genuinely believe that the

world -- two years and i am confident the world would tilt in a better direction in terms of the old ways of understanding power and human relations. and in this testosterone fueled, feeling that i'm going to solve my problems by figuratively, if not literally beating you up. >> jesse: sounds like obama is on the same stage as kamala's husband dougie not so fresh. not a shock. they both think kamala is the best looking attorney general out there. but then barry got back to business. he switched his sights from trump to fox news. he blames us. talk radio and the internet for dividing america. and what do those three things have in common? democrats don't control us. obama wants to go back to the days where there is only three channels on tv and the government minutes them all. if it was up to barry there never would have been a rush

limbaugh. democrats would have complete control over the internet. you never would have seen hunter's laptop and "jesse watters primetime" not exist. i know, it's sad. obama is forgetting america was polarized a little before cable news. remember the 60's? vietnam war protests, civil rights struggles? kennedy assassinations? everything was going great until fox news polarized us? right, barry? now, at the time barack obama was the most polarizing president ever. the most polarizing president in america's 200-some odd year history. clinton wasn't nearly as polarizing and he had limbaugh, fox, and the internet. now, look at what obama did to race relations right around 2014, just nose dives. who was president then? it looks like obama is feeling a little insecure. is it because joe biden is a better president? is obama getting jealous? i have never seen legacy rehab

like this. i was tough on china. i never lost the midterms. i unified the country. he just got paid a million dollars to lie. you better buy michelle something nice with that money. she does not look happy. let's bring in dan bongino, host of unfiltered on saturday night. so, i just don't like it when ex-presidents go to foreign countries and trash presidents. it's not a good look. why was he motivated to do, this dan? >> well, listen. i got to be straight with the audience. decorum and presidential rules are just out the window now. i mean, the post trump era, can we forget that? >> true. >> i mean, let's just be honest. remember when the dixie chicks overseas made fun of trump -- excuse me, bush and it was a huge deal? now it doesn't even matter. you have got, you know, trump trashing this guy and biden trashing that guy. so i get the point, but what i would like to focus on after listening to that is forget the

insult for a second and let's just talk turkey please make sense to me, if you are barack obama, how your protege joe biden has made the world better in any geopolitical sphere. forget about like better, just try to make sense of it at all. just to be clear, we are in the middle of a major inflation crisis, gas prices going up since he took office from trump. so we thought it was a good idea to do, what? to crap all over the saudis who produce a lot of oil while enriching the death to america iranians by trying to keep a deal going while at the same time the iranians are engaging in this little proxy war in syria, attacking our troops at a base we have there? you are like if that makes sense to you as i said last night on sean's show, you are probably a liberal or an imbusiness sal or i may have said the same thing twice. and then you go to china and you are like wait, let me get this straight. we want to enhance our whole green energy ego system whatever

crap you have for that we have a lot of those here. no, no, no. let's get them from china. that's a good idea, china, who is threatening world war iii jumping the taiwan strait. let's enrich them first. that's a good idea. go over to russia, listen, we have got this little problem with petro chemicals, too. we need to find some more. we have got them in ground here. in texas the marcellas clay up in the northeast in that area. no, i have an idea, petro chemicals from russia. here's hilarious part about the whole thing in case you think i'm blaming trump, i'm not. objectively trump was the one who said guys, that nord stream thing, that's a really stupid idea. why are we getting our gas in europe from russia when you can get it from us? and they laughed at him. and he was right. and then he said something else, he said nato. you know, you expect us to defend the whole world through nato? how about you just meet your g.d.p. requirements and actually fund your military and everybody

said ha, what an idiot. nato. that's so stupid. it's not like russia is going to invade ukraine and threaten poland and look, oh that happened, too. trump was right again. i will pass on the decorum. i don't give a bad. biden is a bag of rotting oatmeal. trump was objectively right and this guy is wrong. >> jesse: i'm seeing also a dig at biden from barack. because he said too much testosterone. we should have had the women in charge. is he saying hillary should be the president? because that's how i'm seeing it. >> well, let me let you in on a dirty little secret, man. you ask anybody who worked in the obama white house after you put a few heinekens in him. they will tell you exactly what i'm telling you right now. these two hate each other. okay? biden who was one of the dumbest human beings on planet earth generally thinks is he smarter than obama. he's not. he thinks he made -- jesse on my life i'm telling you it's true. >> jesse: i agree. >> biden thinks of himself -- he is the smartest guy in the room,

biden, just ask him. believe me. the problem with obama is, from the start he knew biden was a buffoon. that's why he wanted him because he wouldn't challenge him for the spotlight and thought he would never run again and he ran again. >> jesse: that's why biden picked kamala, the same theory? >> yes. oh, you nailed it. he learned it from obama. pick an idiot who will never challenge you for the spotlight. is he like they do that to me? these two hate each other. i'm telling you, it's both direction. but obama really really believes biden is an idiot and he knows it. he has no respect for him at all i don't care what he says publicly. >> jesse: looks like michelle hates them both, too. for someone jaunting over to australia on a private jet for a million bucks, he doesn't look too happy. >> listen, could have been a bad shot but i got to agree. in that picture she is just like get me out of here man back to virginia before the global warming kicks in. >> jesse: dan bongino check him

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>> jesse: once in a blue moon we find ourself agreeing with a.o.c. we heard banning tiktok. >> usually when the united states is proposing a very major move that has something to do with significant risk to national security, one of the first things that happens is that congress receives a classified briefing. and i can tell you that congress has not received a classified briefing around the allegations of national security risks regarding tiktok. so why would we be proposing a

ban regarding such a significant issue without being clued in on this at all? it just doesn't feel right. >> jesse: but aoc's gut feeling was right this time because my producers just went through the tiktok bill, all 455 pages, and it looks like the patriot act for the internet if you remember the patriot act was used and abused. it was to fight terror which they did but fought us with it the the banned tiktok act called the restrict act, cute. gives the government the power, to, quote review and prohibit certain transactions between persons in the united states and foreign adversaries. so, not only no more mail order brides, that means the government has the power to, quote: enforce any mitigation measure, to address any risk arisrising from any covered transaction by any person or with any respect to any property, sung to the

jurisdiction of the united states that the secretary determines. translation: the federal government wants to watch anything you do on the internet. and i mean anything. any transaction, any search, any click, any scroll. the government can just say jesse may be involved with the chinese. let's take a look at his computer and iphone. the government doesn't even need a reason. they can just make one up like they did with the russia hoax. you want to know what a red flag is? the bill doesn't even say the word tiktok. and congress is cut out. the courts cut out. the white house gets to decide what they want to look at and why. so, if you are on an app. on your phone or if you are just clicking through a website. maybe it's a foreign website. maybe it's not. how do you even know? the government doesn't need to know it's foreign. they can just want to know if it's foreign. and then it's open season on your search history. do you want the biden administration to go through your phone? because that's what this bill

does. they don't even need probable cause. this is a legal search and seizure and then you go on the spy list where they have the power to, quote. inspect, search, detain and seize any of your records and information. that means your banking records, your photos, without any evidence you committed a crime. they can even break into your ring doorbell or, your xbox or your amazon alexa. alexa, am i being spied on? yes. here's the best part. you're not allowed to challenge it. on the last sentence there is a little footnote and it says you can't file a freedom of information act request about it. and then on another footnote it says these powers can't be reviewed by the court. but the government can release what they want about you. oh, jesse call me sleepy joe again? that's it. hey, "new york times," here is jesse's search history going back 10 years. so don't go to the wrong website or don't make the white house angry because you can even go to prison for up to 20 years for

violating this statute. now, we don't like tiktok, we don't want tiktok because the chinese use it to spy on us. and rewire our brains. but, we don't want the government spying on us, either. did the united states senate just say we are going to protect you from china by spying on you? let's try to get some answers out of the senator lindsey graham who supports this and is here now. you have got to be kidding me, senator. did you read this? >> i don't think i support the restrict act. >> jesse: you don't support this because you were named as one of the supporters because this is garbage. >> well, is this the one -- there is two bills out there. one allows a review of businesses that are connected to the china give the secretary the ability to protect our data. is that the restrict act? >> jesse: we got s 686 right here march 7th. >> um-huh. >> jesse: and we got a bunch of

republicans supporting it. because this thing is crazy town. you don't want the government looking into your private phone. >> no, i don't. and they can't. >> jesse: colluding with the russians we know how that turned out. >> the constitution trumps the statute. so, let me come back and, you know, give you a better explanation. here's the problem as i see it. china is the parent company of tiktok and my nieces like tiktok. i don't mind them using tiktok. i just don't want the chinese government to seize all their data and manipulate the information america sees for political purposes. china is helping drug cartels in mexico. china is not a friend. chinese he is mean be nawj all-time high against american business interest. i want to push back against china but within a constitutional framework. you are right about that. so, you have made these allegations and i will come answer better next time. >> jesse: i mean, because on congress house.gov you are

listed as one of the co-spawrpses. maybe it's like fetterman when your chief of staff does all your work for you. >> could be. >> jesse: you have got to go back and talk to the other senators about this. this thing is nuts. and it's going to get abused like it always does. we have got clean this up. can we clean this up. >> well, yeah. i mean, number one. i have owe you a better explanation than i'm giving you. john thune has got a bill to make sure the secretary of commerce can deal with this not just tiktok but the general idea that china -- we're under attack by china. now, that's a fact. chinese communist party is stealing american data. espionage against american businesses is all-time high according to fbi. number one challenge they face. china is providing drug precursors to make mexico in mexico that's killing americans. so, yeah. i'm definitely going to push back against china to be able to steal your data but i want to do it in a constitutionally sound manner. the problem is real with china. but the solution can be more

damaging than the problem. >> jesse: i agree. >> that's what you are telling me. >> jesse: don't push back on the united states citizens for something china is doing. >> i totally get that and constitutionally we can't do all the things you just said. so, let me get back with you. >> jesse: get back with me because you co-sponsored it two days ago, senator. >> makes me look bad. i don't have a better explanation. my bad. but i will say this about china. china is really a threat to america at multiple levels. the fentanyl coming in from mexico. they have a direct link to that it's coming out of china. i want to make mexican drug cartels, foreign terrorist organizations. i want to protect american data from chinese manipulation by the communist party. that's my intent. and if this bill goes beyond that, i will come on your show and say my bad. >> jesse: it goes way beyond that but we like the other bill you are behind about designating the terrorists down there in mexico. >> yeah. >> jesse: i like that. thank you very much, senator. we appreciate it.

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>> jesse: nashville massacre where three kids and three adults were murdered by a transgender. the school was christian that was targeted. senator josh hawley is calling it a hate crime. what's the president think? >> do you believe that christians were targeted in the nashville school do you believe christians were targeted. >> i have no idea. >> josh hawley believes they were. what say to that. >> then i probably don't then.

[chuckle] >> jesse: laughing matter. bodies still haven't been buried. looks like a targeted attack on christians and just like the waukesha massacre the media is trying to bury it. the left loves to speculate about motive when the shooter is a white guy. since this mass shooter is trans. they are shifting the focus. listen to the ladies over at "the view." >> i heard one guy say well, you know, this is against the christians. no. it's not against the christians. because you would have mentioned when they went into the black church. and you would have said this is an issue. we should be thinking about but you didn't. so let's not do that let's not make it -- let's not make it about transgender people. let's not make it about anything but what it is. we have a problem with this gun and it's accessibility in this country. >> jesse: do you hear that the crazy it trans child killer isn't the problem the gun's the problem. >> you know, i have so many mentally ill people in my family.

they are more likely to be the victims of crime than be criminals. that is a fact and it has been studied in this country for over 60 years. so i'm so sick of people conveniently saying this is a mental health issue or you can't look at the this issue without mental health. this is an ar-5 style weapon issue. >> jesse: not really sunny. millions of americans who own ars are not murderer he is. this murderer was mentally ill, trans and seeking revenge on christian principle. i bet we would know the issue if we read her manifesto. so where is the manifesto? liberals are putting up a fight to block the manifesto. why? because mostly every other mass shooter's manifesto, white, black, asian has been released. kayleigh mcenany is the co-host of outnumbered and author of "serenity in the

storm." why are they wanting to block the transgender manifesto, kayleigh. >> it obviously doesn't fit the liberal narrative. that's the clear answer. this is basic transparence. people want to know why this individual did what she did. unfriendly to the left wing media's narrative. if we learned anything, jesse, it is this: how obvious and profoundly disgusting the liberal media's anti-christian narrative is. in fact, the a.p. headline i just saw about that hero pal who left a zoom meeting, ran into a hallway into gunfire without an arm herself and gave her life for her students, well the associated press, a mainstream wire service in this country described her as a rare female leader within a male-led religious culture. this is a mainstream christian school. a presbyterian school. and that is how they described this hero teacher in a male-led

culture? our press is anti-christian. and if you didn't know that prior to monday, you surely know it now. because that headline was not an isolation. >> jesse: that is a bizarre characterization of that poor woman. my goodness. crime is a lot about motive. that's the one thing a detective is always looking for is looking for motive. and motive is critical in prosecutions but in terms of getting into the head of the perpetrator. i mean, if you read the manifesto, you will know whether this was trans-motivated, a hate crime against christians. you'll know everything. so it's like they don't want to know, do they, kayleigh? >> they don't. and then there are motives fairly obvious and the media are willing to point them out when they're obvious. the pulse nightclub shooting was attack on gay men and women it. happened at gay nightclub it. does not take a rocket scientist to figure that out. the attack on tree of life

synagogue was anti-smem semitic hated crime attack on jewish men and women. it's obvious. you don't need a rocket scientist. in each of those cases the media labeled it what it was it was a hate crime. an attack on a christian school, targeting poor little 9-year-old children a christian school, we have got to wonder about the motive. oh, this wasn't targeted. we have got to go to great pains to suggest it was not a hate crime and the president of the united states will laugh and joke and say if josh hawley is on one side i will be on the other despite the very clear writing this was a hate crime. >> jesse: imagine being a journalist and not wanting to be a truth. you probably remember that from the white house pressroom. >> oh do i. >> jesse: kayleigh mcenany, got a big book out. everybody go check that out. >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: the biden administration doesn't care if you are good at your job. they don't care about your resume or your credentials. they only care if you shatter.

you got binder, sticky, mayor pete, kamala, and now you have the secretary of the interior deb haaland. she's the one who manages major energy and land decisions. pretty important job. we have a lot of land to manage so what are deb's qualifications? well, she is a native american woman. she was also a baker right out of high school. and then she started a failed salsa company. she studied poetry in college. not geology, poetry. oh, and she used to serve in congress which quite frankly the bread making and salsa making might be more useful. how is deb doing? >> is it your policy that critical miserables should be sourced from countries that are stewards of the environment like the u.s. and our allies or sourced from russia and china that don't share our same values? >> congressman, what i will say is the president is committed to. >> pretty much a yes and no. it's your policy, madam. are you aware that china produces more emissions than any other country on the planet?

>> i have probably read that somewhere. >> are you aware that china controls by proxy, production the supply chain of critical minerals that are critical to both the ev world and defense? >> thank you for that information. >> are you also aware that northern minnesota is home to those critical minerals that are necessary for ev and our defense department? >> i think there are critical minerals across our country. >> jesse: the guy grilling deb congressman ryan zinke. he knows this stuff because he used to do her job. this is a serious situation. this has national security concerns. we are in a mineral war with the chinese. and instead of mining our own minerals, she admits biden's green new deal relies on china. >> will you stipulate that china is the majority rare earth

elements they control the mining of rare earth elements the great majority. >> i don't know what the percentage of what china produces. >> i'm telling you right now it's 63% of rare earth. rare earth mining we will stipulate to it. by deductive reasoning that would mean that electric vehicles and renewables deepen our reliance on china, correct? >> yes. >> jesse: at least she shatters. up next, how do you outsquat a up next, how do you outsquat a squatter ♪ without another pill upsetting my stomach, ♪

♪ >> jesse: so i'm fascinating by squatting. not the position. the real estate move. the vagrant sees an empty home, breaks in, makes it their own. they live in your house and you pay the bills there they have rights to do this. they call them squatters rights. don't call the cops because they won't help. that's what happened to our friend darthula in chicago. >> no, they can't do anything about it. when i first went over there and you could see the window was broken. they broke in. they changed the locks. my mother's furniture and her

personal belongs are still on the property. when i asked them to remove him for breaking. he told us that he is a professional squatter and he knows his rights. >> jesse: so if you can't do anything and a judge takes forever to hear your case. sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. that's what this handyman did. flash shelter. flash's home vagrant. security moved. in brought in all of her stuff. he found out and staked the house out. got there real early in the morning. waited into the security left. swooped in. put some cameras up and when the security came back he confronted her. watch. >> i haven't been able to do anything with this house for months because every time they come over here, they tell me that there's people here and that there is furniture in the house. so,. >> and who is telling you that? >> the realtors. >> that there is people here? >> yeah. so, neighbors telling me that they see people coming in and the lights on. someone went in and turned on the power because the power was off to the house. some other people like young and

old and some mixture between female and males coming in to the house at night and the lights are on at night. >> that was not us. >> there are neighbors. there are neighbors. >> that would never be us. >> those are the ones calling me and telling me. >> jesse: flash gave the security an ultimatum if she didn't move out her stuff he would. >> it all has to be out before i leave. i have got guys scheduled to come take the stuff out later today. so, either you take it out or i have to take it out and put it out on the driveway until it gets picked up. >> jesse: this is how it's done, people. founder of the united handyman association flash shelton joins me now. that was a smooth move. she lied to your face though. did she at least admit maybe she was caught cold. >> first of all, jesse, i just want to say thank you for having me on. and, you know, she did apologize on the video. >> jesse: good. >> she tried to say that it

wasn't her, that they weren't in the house. but that her furniture was is accidentally delivered. [laughter] >> jesse: accidentally delivered to the wrong house and then she just happened to be sitting on the furniture that was accidentally delivered to a house that wasn't hers? >> and she just happened to be pulling out of the driveway in the morning when i was scoping out the house. >> jesse: all right. so this is a great maneuver you pulled. in it gives hope to all people that have a security situation. what if the person had never left the house and you just stayed there staked out all day? what's the next move? >> well, i mean, you know, obviously i didn't know like who was in the house at the time. so i probably would have, you know, just kind of staked out the house to see what type of individuals were going in and then make a determination if i needed to just enter the house anyway. i knew that the back door was broken in. preemptively, i wrote up a lease

and had my mom basically make me the legal tenant. got it notarized. i had current utility bills with me in my name. i had keys to the house. and at that point i would have entered the house. and if the squatter can take a home, i can take a home. if i enter the house, they can't kick me out just as much. but with having a lease and keys and utility bills, at that point, you know, if they call the police, the police would tell them the same thing. if i call the police, i can say hey, i have an intruder in my house and they broke in the back door. >> jesse: boom. >> giving them that information they chose to take the safe way out and easy way out and move all their stuff out. >> jesse: you were so smart. you had it all covered. nothing gets by flash. is that your real name or nickname? >> flash, you know. since i was a little kid. so it's the only name i have gone by. >> jesse: i love it. flash, thank you so much. you give us all hope. >> thanks. i just want to -- yeah, go ahead. >> jesse: no, please.

finish. >> i just want to say that, you know, i appreciate all of the love and support that i'm getting but i just hope that, you know, that the outdated squatter laws get some attention, too so that maybe i can help change that. >> jesse: maybe lindsey graham can rewrite some of those laws for us. i know he is going to be a little busy. but he is on a roll. thank you very much, flash. >> thank you. >> jesse: joe biden has always been known for being a vivid story teller and say what you will about the big guy, but he has a way of making himself the center of every story. >> so i -- i -- i was sort of raised in the puerto rican community at home. >> i got my education, for real, in the black church. that's not hyperbole. it's a fact. >> i probably went to shull probably more than many of you did. >> i used to drive a tractor-trailer. >> i became a professor at the

university of pennsylvania. >> jesse: joe biden may be the first puerto rican university truck driver president. believe it or not, there is even more to the story of joe biden. listen to this. >> greek american constituents in delaware sometimes refer to me as the man sitting behind you, father, who helped me my very first campaign, directly behind you, was the nickname i got early on when i won by 3200 votes for the senate seat when i was 29 years old is -- started calling me joe biden opolis. oh, you think i'm kidding. i'm not joking. >> jesse: bidenopoli isment first puerto rican greek truck driving professor president. if he makes any more additions to that list we will surely report it back. the cooler next. ♪ ♪ (psst psst)

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>> pete gash nnn fox news sunday and gain author of the new book the love stories of the bible's, and don't they ever speak. >> loud and clear. >> turns out when you get a cocktail at the national known for tipping adjusted data, and the lowest opposing united states actually in san francisco. and now bartenders, they are speaking out against the $1 tips and calling them cheapskates, and now when you get a cocktail at the bar, and you're paying cash a $1 tip is k kind of chea. >> it is, but i'm drinking a shirley temple, i think a dollar on that is fine, but if you're getting van recall, i feel like they should be a bigoted break? >> you think i'm getting copy? you can't find pappy. but if i could, it's a big tip on a pappy, but you don't drink

alcohol. >> i do, but drinks here in new york or $25, so i don't think $1 enough, i feel like it's cheated. >> it's a lot of money, i can afford more than one or $2 here, johnny needs to buy them for me. coming up we have a california highway situation tuesday a suspect was in a high-speed police chase, he still a cruiser, then he tried to escape by jumping out of the cruiser and then he passed away. you were warning. >> there goes the wheel, and now he's running on his rooms right now, so they did have one spike trip that hit. what the... >> remember that show dumbest criminals. >> he might be leading the show this week. >> not the bailout. >> i made the car was going at a clip, do you think he was going to survive or was he trying to take his own life? >> give me suicide by bailing out? >> i'm going that fast is not a great idea.

>> i should put myself in the minds of criminals more often. >> i like to get right in their's to fully understand the stories were reporting on. >> we have another one coming up this is probably brought brought shannon up. prime time is fond of nick cannon of brazil, a 37-year-old arthur, has six wives. and he says he's planning to impregnate all of them, and they're all planning to use surrogacy and cannot wait to grow the family, arthur used to have nine ways. but he went through some devices, according to my math that is three divorces last year, so there could have been a lot more babies your thoughts? >> i know you are stuck on the fact that they can use their goods, because why are all these wife's -- i assume is can i have happen the old-fashioned way but who knows. what he thought it was a good idea to have eight or why nine wise when he married them during clothing, under one roof track together with one guy, is that

you dream or nightmare? >> that is my nightmare. tell us about this. >> were shipping them out, because i feel like the people, in that house might need it. >> and you would've sent nine, but now they're only getting at six. >> yes but the gift practice on its way. >> everyone please go check out her book, it is out now where books are sold. sidney from west virginia, it is a long flight to australia how much money from those, $900 ticket sales to do to offset the carbon footprint. if he by accident? we'll have to ask. darrell from toledo, ohio, cotton lindsey graham red- red-handed. haley from utah, disk grant read any of the bills he signs a question mark as any politician? i thought you had to pass a bill to find out what was in it. claire, so obama picked joe, why did you pick johnny? for the same reason. sorry johnny.

kathy from new york, this texas for shannon, i had no idea the bible could be self steamy. >> now you know. >> we didn't either, that is all from us tonight, dvr the show good look with those six wives "tucker carlson tonight" is up next and just remember this is my world. ♪ ♪ >> tucker carlson good evening and welcome to tucker carlson tonight we have a lot of gun-control debates this week, and it's possible they heard it after for gun control say that we have more firearms in civilian hands than we have civilian hands. and that is true actually. the total american population is about 332 million people and collectively they own more than 400 million firearms.