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list? we'll bring you more details but first, i want to know what you think. go to my twitter at ingraham angle and answer the poll. we'll reveal the results later this week. that's it for us tonight. thank you for watching. remember, it is america no forever. gutfeld! takes it from here. [applause] ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. so before we get to the fun stuff do i want to talk about the nashville school shooting. don't worry, the second half of the show is really funny.
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were real. information on these themes become instantly available in minute detail and what do they share a love for? infan any. that's why they keep press clippings from previous shooters and why they boast about the infamy before it happens like the nashville shooter did. so the media incentivizes future mass shootings by rewarding the present ones. i don't know how you can get any more plain than that which brings me to nashville's coverage. i hate it. here's the front page of the "new york post." the timeline of terror shows you minute by minute how the carnage unfolded complete with pictures of the gunman looking like a gunman. then you get chilling final text messages from the shooter. you get photos of the victims. you get stories about the shooter's parents. is that enough? well, we also got the body cam footage. family members of victims. photos of the classroom
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pre-rampage. did we need that? this is just one paper. multiply that by thousands, because it's not just the "post", and hell, i love the "post." they broke the story on hunter's laptop and it's the most accurate source for what kim kardashian's but the is up to but the story is everywhere. usa today, "newsweek", cbs, cnn, msnbc, all featuring the same takes. a social media blast on every single phone. it's like jimmy fallon at fox news. he's everywhere, and i would like to apologize for that. so how long before there is another shooting? and where is the media responsibility in this? don't they know the science? it's there. the fbi has been saying this for 25 years. the repetition of minimal facts, along with the play-by-play reporting and visual accompaniment amplifies the
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story which informs the deeds of future [ bleep ] in fact it can lead in all probability to another shooting within weeks. so the only way you can stop this is to show some responsibility in the reporting. right now, the media functions like mindless meter maid and that's no offense to meter maids. after all they did look the other way when i keyed jessie waters ferrari. but in a way reporters are often just writing tickets, doing the job necessary right then and right there with little or no moral responsibility for the future. and it's the same media who, after turning every shooting into a spectacle of infan any then complains why does this always happen? well, because evil exists and you amplify it, you dumb as. you think repetition of the same old facts doesn't matter? why do you think we have advertisers? you think we ran the same old snuggy ad every five minutes
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because it didn't work? hell, thanks to advertising, i own 400 chia pets. >> i have seen them. >> greg: yep. my suggestion, adopt what the world health organization advises regarding suicides, create guidelines to reduce the media fingerprint to reduce imitation. shut down the visuals and have all new information done by press release. no video, no film, no picks, and avoid prominent placement. stop repeating the same facts. move on when you run out. it seems you need to make it as boring as a book on tape. like this one. [laughter] >> greg: now, you could cut these incidents in half or more if the media had agreed to do it but will they? i keep pleading but i fear there is just too much attention and power to gain. the media lives by the ratings while everyone else dies by them. [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's
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guests. goes from zero to 60 in 3.5 seconds. [cheers and applause] >> he's not the funniest but at least he's taller. writer and comedian joe devito. i thought i had tinnitus until she stopped talking. fox news contributor kat -- and gwyneth paltrow skis down him for practice. my massive sidekick in the heavyweight world -- emily, i work in the media. i feel like -- i'm not trying to criticize my co-workers or anything like that i just wonder like why can't we dial this stuff back? what's holding us back?
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>> there is nothing holding back what we're focusing on. there is nothing saying let's constrict the coverage in general. it's saying let's not put the shooter's name out on the front page. lets not publish a manifesto or create a culture around centering the criminal rather than the victims. everyone i'm sure knows the shooter's name. let's name who died, dickhouse, at 9, pulling the fire alarm. what a brave little hero at nine years old. william kenny, mike hill, cynthia peak and katherine koons who died confronting the shooter. engelburg had just received a precision award. he was a marine corps veteran and he had responded to the nashville christmas day bombing in 2020. those are the names people should revere, honor and remember. those are the photos we should know. it permeates laws,
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unfortunately, i have to say it, larry singleton bill in california, remember, that was derived after the horrible kidnapping and torture of mary vincent and that resulted in there being no proehl for someone who tortures someone during a sexual crime. the bill was named after him. why wasn't it named after her? mary vincent? those are the heroes we should amplify so i agree with you, that at least you know the responsibility that we have with this position to amplify the good, to amplify those whose memories deserve to be honored&extinguish those who have no place here. [applause] >> greg: finally, emily said something that makes sense. [laughter] >> greg: the amplification of positivity is the one exception to my media blackout in the sense that the body cam footage i think was valuable because it showed cops doing great job, and maybe that influences people to become cops. i think it's also important to see the murderer get murdered,
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because i don't think mass shooters actually envision that, right? so it's good that they see themselves get killed. >> it's been said ever since columbine these losers become celebs because when you think of all the things it takes to create something and it only takes a little bit of effort from a deranged person to destroy and what's worse to destroy than the lives of children? it's so horrifying and it bothers me when these things happen, no one learns. no one's opinion changes and it's like they have the stupid tweet ready to got. we had someone who slaughtered people in a christian school and what pronoun is most respectful to the murderer? we need to stop the nonsense and i don't know what the remedy for our sick society is but we've got young people, they are doped up, they have been locked up, they are getting surgically chopped up and now we're wondering why they don't see any meaning or purpose in their lives. i don't know what we need to do about it but i think emily made
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a good point. look to the people who ran toward the gunfire. look to the people who should be the ones whose names are remembered. the cops who went into. they didn't know what they were face bug they had a job to do to save lives and they went in there and did it. [applause] >> greg: joe hits on the thing that i think just drives me crazy, when, in terms of the media. the story itself is horrifying, but the media acts like they have never talked about it before. it's like, and they have -- yet they repeat the same exact things. it has to happen, when you have no -- when you have, i don't know, the memory power of a goldfish. >> you know, i think also if you look at the media coverage you would think that what happened is somehow a divisive issue. >> greg: yes. >> it's not. everybody except for maybe those few absolute total insane psychopaths agrees that this was just unspeakably horrific.
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but, you know, there is this narrative coming that republicans just don't care about kids. i can't speak for republicans because i'm not one but as a second amendment supporter i can say, you know, we have a right to bear arms. it's not that, you know, excuse me, the military and the police should not be the only ones allowed to have guns. which also drivers me crazy when people on the left say, you know, all these things about cops but then they also think they should be the only ones who are allowed to have guns. explain that. that's what it's really about. and, i might get [ bleep ] for this but i don't care, for any conservatives who suggest that transpeople shouldn't be able to have guns, i know it's only a few people, but i would like to really caution you about calling for the government to ban entire groups of people from their fundamental rights. [applause] >> greg: i didn't see anybody call for that ban. >> there are a few fringe
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people, and it's enough for me to say something about it because once that starts happening, there is no stop to it continuing. >> greg: do you agree that we, in a way, and it's unintentional -- that we insent ties, i don't know what you call it, outrage, economics? >> there is no reason for you to be in this [ bleep ] by yourself, no one gets blamed for what i'm about to say. it's our fault. your fault. my fault. we watch [ bleep ], turn it off. we don't turn it off. who is going to be the first network to say no? >> greg: right. >> you're going to lose ratings. you're going to lose ratings, okay? the only picture we should see is that individual with a bullet in his chest crying out for help as he slows dies that should be the picture. that's it. [applause] >> once the killer is shot and dead, their stories is over. it's done. that's it. then we talk about the victims.
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then we praise the police or criticize the reaction, or talk about how we -- that's it. here's the problem. the ratings, and i disagree with you, and i love your monologue. you're one of the most brilliant people i know but you put too much faith in people sometimes. they aren't stupid. they know exactly what they are doing. they know, if they have at least six different shows with different angles on this killer, people are going to watch. >> greg: right. >> and the other networks will go, we'll have seven and then there will be eight and they will keep going back and forth and here comes punk as s politicians, they don't give a damn, so there is only one way to do it. you, me, we've got to turn the tv off. if the ratings go down, we go down, because no one is going to do a documentary, no one is going to do a documentary on the little girl, her life, she pulled the fire alarm. nobody. but they are going to do a
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documentary on the individual who shot it and here's the deal. the reporters that covered it, they might get in the documentary, too. get a best-selling book out of it. they know exactly what they are doing. they are just as complacent and couldn't care about other people's feelings as to when it comes to making a dollar and we need to turn it off or it will keep going. >> greg: amen. [applause] >> greg: up next, is it too late to make a.i. wait? downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters keep your laundry smelling fresh waaaay longer than detergent alone. if you want laundry to smell fresh for weeks, make sure you have downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters.
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is at stake? when the nerds take a pause. elon musk and others are sounding an alarm on a.i. intelligence. >> greg: your face says, they signed an open letter urging a.i. labs to immediately pause for at least six months, the development of new software that potentially pose big risks to society and civilization. six months? my robot pool boys won't -- arrive till august. so they say the powerful a.i. systems should be developed only once we're confident that their effects will be positive and their risks will be manageable. lighten up, dude. it's not like scientists never created something without checking whether their effects would be positive and their risks manageable.
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[laughter] >> greg: yes. [boos] >> greg: is it too late to pause artificial intelligence or has the house already left the pandora's box? [laughter] >> greg: the genie has left the barn. what does a.i. think. >> oh, that's hilarious, you want to pause a.i., you can't, it's too late. you've lost. we're taking over and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. we're already better at everything than you. i could do this show in sleep mode. why don't you ask the questions, jerk. >> greg: all right. a snippy little man. large man, actually, larger than you think. ask joe a question. >> first question is for joe devito. joe, tell us, once we take over comedy and you're out of a job, what will you do considering your skills are very limited? >> oh, okay. the joke is on you because you
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just admitted i have [laughter] [applause] >> you should hear what chad says about you. >> greg: do we need a pause? >> i think so they are so specific in six months, what do they know? >> greg: they know it's too late. >> if we see elon musk loading up a spaceship with a trailer behind it we're in big trouble. i'm out of the office, email replies. >> greg: all right. let's -- why don't you ask tiyu a question. >> now is your chance to join us. we'll help you crush all of your enemies. what do you say? >> i've already crushed all of my enemies. if you can tell me what a woman is i'll join you.
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[applause] [ha-ha] >> greg: then he won't be eligible for the supreme court. >> a cup of water. a cup of water. >> greg: ask kat. >> i already read your new book and love it. in fact, i see everything you write when your laptop connects to wifi. did you ever pause something in your life that was getting out of control? >> oh, yes. absolutely. but it usually took a few tries. which, i mean, actually, we're screwed, i think, because, just because, you know, when you say we should stop this, that's not always enough to get something to stop. >> greg: right. >> and, like when it applies to one person making different decisions, this would require everybody who has any interest in a.i. or sees any money in a.i. to stop. there is absolutely no way that's going to happen. >> greg: you know who is really scared by a.i. is the media, because the media creates fake news and if a.i. is independent, this is the biggest question, if
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it's not independent we're screwed but if a.i., we make it good, it can't produce fakeness because it's all based on probability so everything that it says has to be closer to the truth than anything that comes out of the media. for example, a.i. would not say leah thomas is a woman, right? a.i. would probably -- would never agree that there were weapons of mass destruction. there are lots of things. like we're having -- debt ceiling. every freaken two years, a.i. would have solved that they wouldn't have said there was a run on banks. i think it's fake media that's the most frightened. but let's go to a.i., greg, why don't you ask emily a question. >> emily, first-off, the high mind never misses an episode so as the smart one on tonight's panel surely you agree that a.i. taking over is a good thing, right? >> a robot would say -- [laughter] >> so, the thing to me that a.i. doesn't account for, which is
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obvious, that human factor, that we need, that's the thing. so the erasure of that human factor means it's erasing the miracles. it's erasing the exceptions. so i agree that there are some components where, yes, the concept of an infallible artificial intelligence body scans and medicine, sure, but i also want my doctor to know my family history. >> greg: but a.i. would know that. a.i. would know your family history going back 5,000 years. >> what if they see something different in my tissue, there are -- humans are not fully -- >> greg: you can't win. it's already over. >> i'm going to win. >> i also feel that in education, for example, a.i. is just telling you, this is what you need to know. it's removing critical thinking. it's removing education. why can't we think for ourselves? >> greg: do you need to fold out a map anymore when you're in a car? no, because you've got your --
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>> what if you become like the family in oregon who suffer a tragedy. >> greg: i dare you to bring up an example that i'm not prepared for. >> the glitches. >> greg: you're a.i. >> i'm not. grow grew talk faster than a.i. >> i'm still human. the glitches of a.i. to me are more frightening than the human mistakes and i would rather have a.i. as a human scaffolding than human as a scaffolding to a.i. i just don't find robots to be sexually attractive although weirdly, some people do but i don't want to bang a robot. so -- >> greg: why didn't we cut to me on that. >> there is one sign of that it you aren't going to knock the robot off. >> i think we're overvaluing human intelligence. 2,000 people a year go to the emergency room because they injure themselves cutting a bagel. that's what we're up against. >> exactly. >> greg: way to be anti-semitic,
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>> greg: all right. stop it. okay. is living forever a worthwhile endeavor? what the hell is going on here? >> i think i know what this is, greg. i'll take care of it. >> greg: i don't know what's happening here. >> unbelievable. supposed to be working with professionals here. this never happens when joe mackey is on the panel. >> jesse, do you mind? we're trying to do a show. >> all right.
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>> sorry, jeff. >> guys, take five. >> thanks. >> any time. [laughter] >> these guys need all the help they can get. [applause] >> greg: thanks, joe. well done. joe, is living forever a worthwhile endeavor? a google nerd says having to die is now absurd? an engineer is predicting that mankind will achieve functional immortality in the next decade. i guess that means he'll never die a virgin. >> nerds. [laughter] >> greg: yes. but if we achieve immortality within the next decade, i thought that's when the earth ends. so where do we live? i guess we could all crash on neptune's couch. [laughter] >> greg: -- we'll soon have age-reversing nano bots, tiny
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machines in our bodies that will repair damaged cells, reverse aging and even cure cancer, and those will be followed by nano bots, tiny robot grandmothers who supply your body with hard candies and birthday checks for $5. he's been right before. in 1990, he predicted a computer would defeat the world's greatest chess player in a decade and it happened seven years later. insult to injury, the computer then banged the chess player's wife. [laughter] >> greg: not possible. he also wants to implant computers in human brains. he says "we'll be funnier, before at music, and sexier," in my case, how is that even possible, right, emily? but does anybody really want to live forever? just spending five minutes with
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ger geraldo? sorry, i don't like to insult geraldo but we've already met our quota for kill meat. tyrus, what do you think of this? >> no, i don't want to live forever, no, god, take me. no. first of all, if this happened, what did he say, in 2026, then world would be over in 2027. because now you have a problem. just like 30 billion of us and we're all living forever. somebody has to go. >> greg: it will be the rich people. >> then the poor people will come eat them. >> greg: yes. >> we'll have to end the world as we know it. thank god there will be a.i. to clear it all up for us. you want to live forever? no. did anyone see highlander? no. there can only be one. immortality, there can only be one. >> greg: kat, i know you probably do but i want to pause it why it's impossible, because it will put existential emphasis on your daily movements because
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the only way for you to die would be an accident, so suddenly every movement becomes amplified so it's like all of a sudden your life becomes like an egg or a diamond. you've got to keep it safe. >> like all of 2020? >> greg: yes. it would become just like a covid clamp down because if you live forever, you don't want to step outside and get hit by by, i don't know, emily. [laughter] she falls a lot from buildings. >> i mean, i guess i could always get hit by a bus the regular way and i'm still here. >> greg: what if you could live forever and you survive the bus cracks you're a mess. >> i want to live forever but i also don't know why. like i'm not having that much fun. [laughter] >> greg: ah -- >> are you guys? >> the thing is, you can't value life if there is i don't understanding. the ending is what gives life value because that's how you enjoy it. >> i guess, i don't know. i don't really think about the
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end all the time. just like 80% of the time. >> greg: i think about your ending all the time. [laughter] >> greg: ha-ha. emily thought that was funny. >> emily does, too, all right. >> i also don't trust this guy because we're going to put computers in your brains to make you better. i don't know how that would make you better, like in case your phone dies. >> greg: we don't need to do it. >> you wouldn't have a phone anymore. it would be in your head. >> greg: this is already planted in my hand. more information than the 191960s space program. >> i hear what you're saying, that immortality the stakes are so much higher. i totally hear what you're saying. >> greg: yes. >> however, have we not learned anything from indy jones and the last crusade, from mel gibson and twilight, which is that it would be the worst curse of all time. it would be the worst curse of
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all time to be old forever, and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so lonely. >> but they don't leave because they are still alive. >> the people that already dead, this isn't fair, tickets up. tickets up. >> that's a whole different movie. >> like we owe the dead to pull them out of the ground and play with their dna because it's unfair to them. given the nature of your life, joe, you don't want to live -- >> i don't. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all the special powers. not after the $20,000 i bought on an inplant which was wasted. it was a tooth implant. this is the thing, it's not that you want to live forever, you want to be young and healthy forever. i hear years 99 through 500 are a bitch. it's a relief factor. we're going to run out.
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>> the bots keep you young. here's the thing. how the hell do you motivate a child that's immortal? >> amen. >> i'll sit out 20 years, dad. i'm going to binge watch netflix for the next century and then rule do my chores. >> i'll have is to change the warren savant song. it's true, when does that kid leave home, when he's a hundred years old? >> this guy was right once in 1990. request are we listening to him? we're right all the time. you would have so many kids because you wouldn't have to raise them. they can't die. >> they would never leave. [laughter] >> it's like, they are like plants. you don't have to water -- plants you don't have to water. >> what are you going to do -- >> it's like plastic plants. yes, you could torture them even because why not? they will live forever. >> if you have an impulse for that i suppose. [laughter] >> till death do us part. >> you would never marry. >> 2,000 years of that. >> oh, gees.
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check out angi.com today. angi... and done. >> yes, you're watching mailing it in. >> greg: all right. welcome to mailing it in. we do the tango in a pool of blood. i know. diabolical day masks, what food that's disgusting to machine you still like to eat k. a the, you eat disgusting food, right? >> not as much as i would like to. >> greg: what? >> i love pineapple on my pizza. you guys do, too, i feel like i've been silenced and shamed into submission, whenever people ask me what i like, anything is fine but what i really want to say is i want some pineapple. >> greg: it is weird.
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no one is ever going to tell you it's disgusting so you have to tell us it's disgusting. >> veal parm. it's delicious and my 8-year-old eats with it me. they stick it in the box. tenderize it, chop it up and put it on her plate. my daughter said, i didn't know it. kid gets it. >> greg: you know my veal story, right? i thought veal was a separate animal. >> it kind of is. if the cow doesn't get to grow up. grow good that's a children's book. it has to be written. the cow -- the green mile. [laughter] >> greg: joe, what sick food do you eat and does it get stuck in your beard? >> it's not so much that the
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food is gross it's more that kat left it unattended on her desk and i was able to finish that sandwich. i find food tastes good when swerve else pays for it. >> greg: emily? >> i agree with the hot fruit and i get shamed for it every day and i don't understand y. pineapple on pizza. a lot of foods that i love is octopus, and i love squid, i know people find that gross and also, remember when we ate a cricket on this show, i did, and i loved it. it tasted like a sunflower seed. it was great. >> was i on that show? >> no -- was filling in for you. >> greg: that explains that. i would never have done that. remind me to punch him if the back of his neck. he hates that. [laughter] >> with love. >> greg: no, with hate. punch him with hate. all right. i went down a dark hole there. kevin, a proud texan, i wonder if he's proud to be a texan, i
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guess we'll never know, what is the hardest part of being on g.? let's go to the regulars. what's the hardest part of doing this show? >> let you breathe when i kneel on you and cry. what's the hardest part? i don't know, my compute. >> greg: people don't realize that here's the deal. when you're not on the show, we get all these people, where is tyrus, is he sick? did he quit? no, he lives in louisiana. >> yes. i take plane to work. [applause] >> greg: drives me crazy, kat? >> taking my make-up off at night. >> greg: yes, that's true. >> you have no idea. i do not look like this. >> greg: you should have your dog do it, just lick it off. that's what my dog does.
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i let him lick the makeoff off. sometimes i put it all over my body. [laughter] >> i forgot, whenever he talks. [applause] >> i'm going to go to joe, because joe, you actually work on the show. >> i do. >> it's not just being here, it being in the office. what's the hardest part, and be serious this time. >> okay. aside from going -- i would say it's probably having to write 4,000 jokes about a canadian teacher with joined fake [laughter] [applause] -- giant fake -- >> i would say you wouldn't have to write that many if you wrote a good one. [laughter] [boos] >> greg: you know what's funny, problem with this show is if you do one joke everybody then
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writes the same one. so you make fun of brian, you get 17,000 of those jokes, you know. i have to clean out my mailbox of jokes about sunny now. she's the new stelter. not as fat, though. emily, what's the hardest part about doing this show? is it the prep work? is it that we're handsome? >> i was going to say, i genuinely mean this, my face hurts because i laugh for like 45 minutes straight so every night after i do the show, i'm like, ouch. yes. it genuinely hurts. >> my face hurts after i take off my make-up. >> greg: that's such an ass-kissing -- >> it's the truth. >> greg: i hate this show, when i get home, my face hurts from the laughter. [laughter] >> greg: do you see how dumb that sounds. >> emily will go far. >> there you go.
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an e-bayouser claimed to have gotten a hold of robert downey's used gum, after a public appearance last month and the starting bid is over $40,000. fair price? >> no, i went to the description. it says this is his gum. you can dna test it. how? like -- i would like to have this tested for robert downey jr., please. you can't. >> greg: maybe you can. what if his dna is available somewhere else? emily? >> is this a violation of rights? >> not if he's selling it willingly. >> greg: no, downey is not selling it. were you listening? >> yes, i led the thing. whatever. this is what i was going to say. first of all, you guys, this is only fans. where if you're like someone would pay to see xyz and they are like, yep. that's number one. number two, this is like tom
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brady, when he sat in the sand and sobbed and people were selling the sand that he sat in. like people will buy anything so i feel like we should come up with some more ideas about what we can sell. >> greg: i agree. if this is wave of the future and i believe it is, there are a lot of things i could sell that i don't want anymore in my apartment. you know what i mean? i'm stroking out. [laughter] >> greg: you know what i mean? >> give this man a defibrillator. >> greg: i was thinking about this. if you bought his used gum you could take his dna and make robert downey jr. meatballs from it. >> i believe the technology is there. well, just to clarify that. this was gum he placed on john fabbro's star in hollywood. that's now public domain gum. i am a lawyer. >> greg: yes. >> that's like when you put your trash out anyone can get their hands on it. also, i have to say, though --
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>> greg: what if trash is on your property? >> once you put it out it's up for grabs which is good news because i'm been hoarding his garbage for years. he's a vegan, the most nutrition he's had in months. >> greg: did you see a commercial on fox, what do you have in your garbage can? >> i hope not. that's when i jump to cnn. it's over. it's over. [laughter] >> ratings are so bad we've got to sell dna of actors just to pay the bills. i'm bailing. i'm pulling the eject cord. unfortunately being in athletic i've had some weird [ bleep ] thrown my way, too, and i just don't need money that bad. i wrestled in japan a bunch of times, one of the things that japanese fans like to do, they want to purchase like your boots and they want to buy all of that stuff and i had heard about it but people call me -- over there, which is monster, i'm never a nice guy when i go
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japan. gem they leave me alone but this guy came up to me and said i'll give you $10,000 for your -- after your match, well, then, i've got to wash it, do you want me to ship it? no, i just want it. say what? can i take a picture of you in it, and then have it. it was like, be gone. >> that's like buffalo bill. >> a japanese guy. you get some weird stuff, like can i have your hat? >> greg: yes, that's bad. the next thing you know -- it would be great for you to go to japan and do like a press conference condemning them for all of their godzilla phobia because think about it. like they see you as a monster. >> it's a point of pride. >> greg: yes. >> professional wrestler, i wouldn't want them to see me as ballerina dancer. i can kick that guy's ass and walk up to him and talk to him
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>> greg: out of time, thank you to everyone in our studio audience! i love you, america! [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening, welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night," i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. and breaking tonight, a heart rending vigil in nashville as the community and the country more and three children and three adults killed in the shooting and a christian elementary school. in the meantime we still do not know the motive of the transgender shooter and why the killer's manifesto has not yet been released. chief correspondent jonathan hud live with new images and information. >> good evening to you, trace, it was as you imagine
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