again, the legal implications. donald trump has survived a lot over the course of his just brief political career if you think about it, he has done okay. can he continue with that here's the fiv." hello everyone i'm shannon bream. it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." and unprecedented moment after foam donald trump is indicted. as we get brand new details on what comes next. trump calling it a political

persecution, is he over alleged hush money payments. former president is expected to be arraigned next tuesday, rehave his mug shot and fingerprints taken, he will not be handcuffed. >> when you stretch the law against someone you like or political opponent in this case, it's very hard to ever get that law to come back to its original shape. today's proof you can actually pick a target and then try and find a crime, even a crime that's not a crime because there is no crime here. i'm telling you there is know crime. i know the facts, i know the law and i really want to see where this is going to go. >> alvin bragg is facing major backlash for bringing this case in the first place, untested legal theory to bring state charges in a federal case involving alleged campaign finance violations. and say they are ready to hold the ag accountable. >> they are trying to destroy donald trump because they fear

him at the ballot box. they are trying to drain him dry. >> i think the democrats know this has nothing to do with the law, they are sending a message. >> it is a slippery slope when we start indicting political opponents, a george soros backed da is focused on indicting a former president, this is absolutely a political witch hunt through and through. >> this was a campaign promise by the da. he said he would indict the president. he has now done so. >> let's discuss, pete hegseth, how this plays out, it takes a year or more, judge, to get to a trial, if he is the nominee running for president at the same time being a criminal defendant in a case in new york city. >> banana republic we've become it's happened in other countries in the world. elites decided they are not worthy of that office or want

to do. it's barely worth talking about the merits of this case for ways the judge can talk better than i could. >> we don't know. >> but we -- it seems to be about, and it comes from a da whose made his entire career down grading felonies to misdemeanors or dismissing case for criminals, desperately reaching a way to find a felony against a former president, as he promised he would go after as a candidate and he has. we are going to talk about the political fallout from here. that i think is the most important piece and doesn't work the democrat's favor. >> there are a lot of pretrial motions that his attorneys will try to get rid of this. how do you think the process is going to go, if they get to trial, picking jurors here in new york and holding a trial of somebody who is probably going to be running for president. >> i can't even get that far because as a da and as a former judge who did this for 32 years,

this charge is in sufficient on its face. if you were charging falsifying of business records, a statue of limits is wrong. bot strapping it with a federal offense, you don't have that jurisdiction to charge a federal offense. so, people are saying this is untested legal theory, this is not untested. this is illegal. any judge will dismiss this indictment if it alleges what we suspect based upon the in sufficiency of the indictment. so, there is a lot of places, a lot of emotions that will be made before we even get to the trial. i don't think we should get that far. i think one of the things that is so incredibly important to realize here is that this is selective prosecution. this is a da who has taken one of the most revered, time honored da's offices in the nation, the manhattan da's office and turned it into a kangaroo da's office where they are bringing someone in who is literally running for

president on a crime that they allege occurred, that hillary clinton could have been charged with five times over based on the fact that she used campaign funds and charged them as legal expenses and it wasn't her money, with the added addition that she mitt the nation apart, split families apart, she made americans fight with each other. it is simply a continuation of what happened from the time the left saw donald trump running. and they got that steele dossier, used it as a basis for a fisa award, james comey and the department of justice. that gave us an example, antics of a third world country, now they've come full cycle. i see this not only as a prosecutor, i see it as a politician, someone who has run for office five times, i've run in the state of new york but as an american this is the take down of the american criminal

use tis system. this is the take down of america, where the left is literally taking down a republic and turning us into a laughing stock. let me say one thing. this is the only man that our enemies feared. donald trump is the only man that our enemies feared. you know, putin went into crimea when obama was there. nobody invaded anywhere when trump is there. and americans are eating this president alive. >> judge is warmed up and ready to go. you talk about the rest of the world kind of looking at where we're at. el salvadoran said to this, condemning political persecution, so from the outside looking in, jessica, we now have foreign leaders saying, you can't talk to us about political prosecutions and corruption and point their finger at us, their impression is that is what this is. >> i have nothing against the

president of el salvador, i know nothing about them. the uk prime minister i would be interested in having that conversation. where it stands right now, you are right, chance to continue to caution, we don't know what's in the indictment. we know it's supposed to be 30 plus counts i think is not what people expected to begin with. there has been months of new testimony since people like to harken back and said the doj didn't go with this, if there isn't, shame on alvin bragg and we'll be saying that tuesday at 2:22 because he is arraigned at 2:15. i know the judge is considering unsealing the indictment ahead of time. so, maybe that for your saturday night if you didn't want to watch the final four you can do that. but there is a lot of false information flying around about what has gone on here. i heard this isn't a crime. it is a crime. donald trump was an unindicted coconspirator and what happened with michael

cohen. he was not prosecuted because he was united states of america. fec's report, said it this was an illegal campaign prosecution. not that something was not done that was inappropriate and was a crime. his own doj said unindicted coconspirator he was individual number one in all of those papers that came out. i'm hearing about the george soros backed da here. george soros released a statement. he didn't back alvin bragg, he has never talked to alvin bragg, i understand it's a fun talking point to say all the liberal da's in the country are funded by this boogie man billionaire. george soros had a pipe bomb sent to his house by a crazed -- yes, it is. >> we can make criticism. >> how far are we going to get off topic here? >> the congresswoman who was on tv said soros backed da it is inaccurate and put lives in

danger. >> lives in danger, but when people die it's like it's not a big deal, right? we get a mass shooting in a school and whose lives are in danger? trans, according to the white house. if you want to go in that direction we can all do that. >> i want to ask you though about because you mentioned james comey and things that went on under his watch, we have the tweet, it's been a good day. greg. >> well, you know, i would like to speak about just like the people who are giddy in the media especially new york, i have a feeling they probably never been mugged because we are witnessing a pretty big trade, we have a da that chose not to prosecute criminals and devote his time the great orange whale that is trump. so, there was a trade there. why is that important? because you are seeing a major reframing in the way -- after the way i look at this world, i don't see things left or right, i see things as

inside and outside. >> oh, yeah. >> there were two people targeted this week, you couldn't get more opposite between matt taibbi and donald trump. a ren gate republican president, they are both on the outside. so, this isn't about the left going after the right, it's the elites going after the outsiders. if you look at all the things we talk about the show, do you know why nothing gets done? you're the outsider. if you're concerned about the border, concerned about crime, if you are concerned with inflation and if you happen to like trump, you're an outsider. inside elites have no concerns about anything, they don't live in the border states, right? they don't have to worry crimes, they don't have to worry about guns because they have private security. they don't care if he was feared by foreign power, if he had a good economy, they don't like him. this getting prosecuted because of tweeting, they mentally deranged him.

trump derangement syndrome, we know this is political. don't pretend this is an unindicted coconspirator that is garbage. whatever we miss when we see a political witch hunt. three things that i remember in my life, go back to covid. the first two months of covid we were doing a trump impeachment, we lost two months. i remember it was on every channel while this weird thing got out of the pandora's box in china. we were getting our teeth sunk in trump cheat theater. 9/11, what happened before 9/11, another political witch hunt this time it was about a blue dress, we didn't segal kid a coming, that's a witch hunt, three witch hunts, there is 9/11, there is covid, what did we talk about today? the big story, techno nerds, from silicon valley saying the biggest threat in the world, the biggest threat in the world is ai without proper

control, without proper control. that hadn't changed. but it's out of the news, that got pushed out of the news because of this. we can't get enough of trump. that's on the media. so. >> thank you. >> i'm sorry, what did i do. >> it's a family show. >> kids are watching. >> it's 10:00 somewhere. up next the ladies of the view, having a hard time containing their excitement over the trump indictment. [♪] if you have diabetes, it's important to have confidence in the nutritional drink you choose. try boost glucose control®. it's clinically shown to help manage blood sugar levels and contains high quality protein to help manage hunger and support muscle health. try boost® today.

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i'm surprised the left wing media is having a field day with former president donald trump. >> what a time to be alive. >> glued leaning forward to our television sets on tuesday if all of this unravels as it looks like it is. >> before tonight presidents in this country. >> i used to think, i didn't know it would feel this good. >> michael, who is more -- melania or donald. >> donald. you know. >> i am not usually here on a thursday night but -- you know, things happen. deep breath everybody. >> the j in donald j trump understands for j. >> favorite throwing what they call a celebration of the law, watch. >> i called it. >> did you? >> feel good. >> so it really is a celebration

of the law. >> it's a celebration of the law and how it applies to all of us. >> donald trump finally won a popular vote yesterday. >> the judge that presided over that case where the trump family was found guilty is the same judge presiding over donald trump's 30 counts. >> okay. but there seems to be a disconnect with top democrats, bashing maga republicans has very little to say. >> mr. president do you think the charges against trump are politically motivated? >> no comment. >> what is your comment on former president donald trump's indictment. >> i am not going to comment on an ongoing criminal case. >> i'm surprised she didn't bust out a venn diagram. >> greg, you were on a roll, let's keep on that roll. >> honestly i don't blame them.

this is the flip side of the roe v wade decision. the row v wade saw the way that the left said oh, my god, you picked it. you said it was going to have quite an impact on the red wave. i think this is going to have the reverse. it will destroy any flu wave and create a red wave this will energize the voters the way the roe v wade energized the left. i don't know. the media loves political theater incentivized outrage. wasn't she involved in weapons of mass destruction? thousands of innocent people murdered, more than thousands, like hundreds of thousands in iraq. why is she not in jail? i mean, maybe she didn't break any laws, i'm just assuming. as far as horrible people go, she's got blood on her hands that trump doesn't. trump has been a pacifist. >> he was originally for the

iraq war and recanted. >> he said, yeah, whatever. yeah, i get -- it was after he complained about it. so, i don't think he was really pro, he wanted to dodge the question. >> judge. >> when he was president he wasn't interested in war. and he wanted to end the war in afghanistan. but you know, these people as you watch them on television, i mean these are lawyers, sunny is a lawyer. that is even beneath her. these people hate him so much that they literally -- they have this psychological disorder that they've earned, you know. trump derangement syndrome. they created it and they earned it. the whole idea that nobody is above the law, yeah, hunter biden is above the law, hillary clinton is above the law, joe biden is above the law, he's got documents that were never supposed to taken out of his skiff. he was a senator, he has these documents that -- if you got a president, that's one thing. i mean at least they are

entitled, there is a question as to whether or not they can have the documents. but joe biden is stealing classified documents when he was a senator from skivs. the truth is here that these people just hate. the left has been -- they've been the haters from the beginning. they were the ones who said, donald trump got elected, unfriend anyone who likes donald trump. don't talk to them any other. let's break up the families. let's not talk to them anymore. every day joe biden does a dog whistle, those maga republicans, they are horrible people. they create the division and then they feed on the division and the hate. and this is a product of it. >> jessica, to greg's point. doesn't it make more likely that donald trump is the nominee? there is a rally around the flag, so why are they so giddy. >> nominee and president are two very different things. >> you can't be a president

without being a nominee. >> it was up 30 points this week. there has been a lot more chatter about whether desantis should wait until 2028, this isn't his time. he is a grown guy, another great term in florida. wait until donald trump is out of it. the base loves him and i can't strength what happened in 2020 by making sure he gets re-elected again. and i think that he will be the nominee. but to the point about becoming president again, i'm sure there are some examples of it but i would say that certainly a majority of people who voted in 2016 for donald trump and then moved to biden, those independents and moderate republicans are not looking at this and saying, oh, this makes me more excited to vote for him. you are going to have a candidate that want as mug shot. >> not just famous but infamous. symbol after living through biden. >> i get it. no one wanted

bonnie and clyde in the white house. >> that would be great. >> it would be cool. >> stop it. stop it. to this whole thing that we're the ones that store families apart, i am old enough to remember what donald trump's rallies and he just had one last week, the chants of lock her up, the talks of beating up members of the press, would pay for their legal fee -- no, no, no. >> biden talk about taking him out back and i will teach him. >> i'm sorry. >> i do that. >> six year old man when he did that or 77 year old man making a joke like that. >> he get away with it. >> listen. >> is he past his prime, jessica? >> i mean -- but that's really unfair, there are obviously people who don't want to know people who feel differently, i know plenty of people who would would say to me, cry harder lib, you are a big lib toward.

>> we all got stories, come on. >> these folks though who are dancing and excited now it's like the washington thing. you have to be careful what you ask for and what you celebrate and the traditions that you break or that you said, every time they change the rules how you can confirm judges or filibuster, you have to warn the minority party, when they come back they want vengeance, now you said these state prosecutors can do these things, you have to know in some places there are republican prosecutors who will look at democrat targets and say the door is open. >> traditions that you break or precidents that you break, i mean it was the democrats who lowered the bar for justices which opened up the opportunity for trump to include three new justices, when you break it the other -- >> read about it. >> shock. >> straight ahead, woke colleges getting a major wakeup call.

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glucerna live every moment students revolting against woke colleges that bury them under a mountain of debt. 56% now think their degree is not worth the cost and it's no wonder. tuition at ivy league schools is almost $90,000 for one year. maybe americans are fed up with nonsense like this on campus. michigan state is taking on what it calls bigoted phrases as part of their inclusive guide. cautioning students against using words like christmas tree. or pioneer to avoid offending fellow classmates. and liberal students in virginia are trying to stop governor glenn youngkin from speaking at their graduation.

why are words so heavy on some liberal students, jessica, what do they care about youngkin. they probably think they are the smartest people in the world. >> i think it would be cool to have a governor as your class speaker even one any necessarily love his politics. >> so, what's wrong with these kids? >> they haven't been taught these are all good things to listen to people that you don't agree with, it's part of the real world. we talk about that a lot, what is going to happen to you when you spill on to the street, it's a utopia for four years and then you have to go get a job and i get it it might be delayed, whatever it is. eventually we all enter. and there are people around who don't think the way that you think. i do think like going back to remember stanford as an it person, that ridiculous list that they pulled back and then i look at this. this is michigan state. >> not even a real college.

>> oh, they are fighting words. >> not at all what -- >> christmas tree, pioneer? some don't make sense. >> tipping point or bonkers. >> i am going to jail. >> i don't understand. >> you don't call someone, this is what happened with lizzo she was accused of being anti-ableist, if -- you shouldn't be calling someone crazy,. >> you should be able to call anybody anything. >> the first amendment which not all of us do. >> i'm playing with greg. >> a report by georgetown university, 50% of high school grads earned half with people more than bachelor degrees, why waste $200,000. >> college is a scam, he's right. educational cartel that is extorting students and taxpayers and raising their prices every single year. the government helps them do that. they have endowments well beyond what they need to charge. and in the process you get to send your

kid to them and they indoctrinate them. you spent years forming, molding them into a person that works hard and believes in god and love country and you send them off to socialist camp and you get a bernie sanders supporter. stop paying for it, stop sending your money to alma mater. the more elite the university and advanced that a graduate is the more the dumber they are. the less likely i am to trust them. if you went to the ivy league prove to me you have any common sense at all. i sent one of my degrees back for a reason. >> good for you. >> we should stop supporting this cartel. stop giving our money to them and find real causes. like k-12 classical christian schools or places that form minds as opposed to indoctrinate them. the university of pennsylvania where my daughter went to undergrad and law school, deans list recognitions. i mean how do you get a job, i'm

great, i went to where the biden -- what was that center, the biden keeps his classified documents? this. >> a couple things, to the cost of school and some feeling it's a scam, it doesn't get help get prices down to make them freeze or claw things back, if they think student loans are forgiven. you have that issue, it doesn't motivate the schools to get the prices under control. when we do things like take away the deans list or grades, that is a disservice to these kids. you are not preparing them for real life. you're actually i feel like crippling them, sending them into the world, they can't handle hearing viewpoints they don't agree with and if they don't get every single promotion or perk. i feel like it's unkind. you are over paying them to send them out into the world and not able to handle the world. >> greg i want you to listen to this. this is adjournal survey

that said in 67% of the students say that student loan debt is not a concern. 17% say it's a major concern. and 16% say it's a minor concern. so, between the ones that say it's not a concern or minor concern, is 83% and joe biden decides to literally put america in a hole and make us pay for their student loan. >> yeah i think that's going to die. because it is theft. you know, i want to go back, they always say that war is a meat grinder. college is a brain grinder. put a nice little brain in there, comes out, it's completely mulched. it's mangled because we incentivize mental illness. reward anti-length actual behavior anti-west pro woke ideas. all tied together with an underlying hatred for western ideas with western ideals. i change my mind on -- i

don't think it's fair that you should skip college because it's not worth it. this might be the same problem that young people have with homeownership. you know, they can't afford the american dream, right? it's like -- it might not be their fault, 1970s it was about 50 grand. my tuition i think in 87 i think was like 600 bucks. i mean, and all of this has changed because of collusion and loans between edge wills, government and banks to make tuition benefit them, they may college worse and yet impossible to be worth it. so, i do think we need a new model, get rid of these administrators, people who don't teach but enforce virtue. there is new colleges like i think it's university of austin, is that what it's called. people have to look at that, lean mean colleges or listen to what pete is saying, because it isn't worth it but the sad thing is, a lot of people can't afford

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>> i am going to make a quick statement, ms. paltrow is not making a statement today. >> so you can make the statement outside, mr. owens. >> i will do that. >> okay. >> shannon, i loved -- i wish you well. and then he said thank you, dear. >> here is the thing, her legal team is foothills and worth every penny. a week or two, she was one of the most revialed people in the country, has some bone broth, she is so out of touch, she eats more food than that. but that is what she had going into this. not a likable defendant. she is wealthy, she is celebrity, all of these things against her. the jury didn't go for it at all. she had a really defense team. she did and she was funny. >> it's interesting. obviously she had a good defense team. it was a he said, she said. the experts in these cases, you pay one, you pay the other. you

really have to decide based on the credibility of the two parties and i give her credit. i give her credit because whatever it was they found about her, they found her credible, believable and went with her. i was impressed in the end she won. >> were you following it closely. >> no, not at all. i just learned have a good snow science expert on your side. >> it was amazing graphics they created. >> >> yes. >> she lost a lot of weight remember how fat she was in shallow hall. >> it's kind of ironic that this optometrist didn't see it coming. by the way. he crashed into her, get some glasses buddy. he went right into her. this reminds me of a bradybunch episode where the guy who played uncle fester, hit the bradies and tries to shake them down for

money. mr. brady drops his briefcase in the court, the guy turns around and shows he wasn't even injured. >> it was a good episode. >> that was my book pitch that they turned down. every brady. >> shallow hall the only movie i ever walked out of. say goodbye to all nighters, over protective and over particular parents are putting an end to sleepovers. one mom saying, i have had parents ask me if we have a water filter. i just want to make sure you guys have a water filter. you have many -- >> seven. >> it used to be at least confirmed the parents were home. >> craft, -- >> that was the baseline and will they -- act sufficiently ensure you don't try to get alcohol. yeah, this is helicopter parenting going to the max. we are way more

cautious how closely guarded devices or tiktok, what are they going to be exposed to for three hours you wouldn't support. so, i kind of get this. >> shannon. >> do not take this away from the kids. my house was so strict, like no snacking, no cable tv, no secular music, i lived -- no secular music? >> really hard to believe, i lived for the sleepover, no one wanted to come to my house and it's where i got to see friday the 13th. like a horror movie. i wasn't allowed to see those either, sorry mom. >> i had cans sleep over. >> you take those away what will late night prowlers do. every movie if there was a slummer party you knew somebody was going to be outside doing something terrible. so, every night was a slum per party unfortunately. >> by the way, very sexist. >> boys don't have them. >> they have sleepovers. >> they are called sleepovers. >> interesting. >> yeah, but they are different.

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night, i thought it would be cool to jump off a dam in a river, in the dark. >> you said dam on live tv. >> thank you very much. >> i don't know, judge. there is a problem with her, how about you? >> i was dating a guy about 16 years old and we went ice skating on a pond which is in the dark which is really a dumb thing to do. >> yes. >> i wasn't so smart then. >> in the dark that is the problem, the common thread. >> shannon, you nasty little creature. >> mine was a dark thing, too. go on a sleepover. i hated sleepovers because i need to sleep a lot. i don't -- if i'm tired, don't talk to me. >> you're very tall. >> my parents would have to pick me up. >> tall people need sleep. >> i'm done. please come get me. >> you kids -- >> she is very tall, tall people need sleep because they have so

much surface area. >> 5'11". >> yes. >> you have been at scary places. d never do again in my life was get married. >> i was going to say that. >> that is the last. >> nex>> before you were famous, that's assuming we're famous, who was the most famous person you met or wanted to meet, let's forget you met. interesting about wanting to meet, pete. who do you want to meet now that you have met me it doesn't really matter. >> that is true, you were on the list. i guess the person i would love to meet is michael jordan. i would be underwhelmed. >> he would probably feel the same way. >> he would. i have no doubt. icon of my generation. i'm just being honest. >> that is very good, how about you jessica? >> i think paul mccarthy. >> that is a good one.

>> i met paul mccarthy on the street. i didn't meet him -- >> did you talk to him. >> i was at a restaurant eating and he walked over to the window, this was on great charlotte street in london, he stood -- here i am eating. he looked at what i was eating to see if i was eating meat. >> what's it to him? >> is he a vegetarian. >> what does he care about what you're eating. >> he looked like an older woman. but that's what happened with rock stars. >> they look like old ladies. where are we -- shannon. >> do you know what, here is a problem, some people i looked up to, you meet them and they are not nice. so, there are certain people i don't want to meet, shatter the illusion. can we go back in time like people that aren't alive. >> you're cheating. >> okay, the judge -- i overruled you and said yes. maggie thatcher. i think she would have been interesting.

>> in the middle of her life, not at the end. >> i'm sorry. not really sorry but i thought that was appropriate: do you know what, i had a thing for singers, i'm tone deaf. i always who want to meet people, i wanted tomes most of them, toby keith, harry con nick. >> one on one? >> when i ran for da, okay. the other guys. >> clint eastwood. i can't believe i have not met clint eastwood, is he 90, i gotta get there fast. >> he can't come on your show. >> he doesn't have to do anything. >> fly to him. >> i would fly to them. you probably -- he is probably watching. call my people. and make my day. one more thing up next. m ov♪

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>> martha: march. >> >> judge jeanine: gave deputies a good laugh when he pulled out a get out of jail free monopoly card. the deputy informed the driver that the state does not recognize those monopoly cards. i wonder if he was drunk. he didn't say. chicago can't sheriff's office wrote on facebook good points for effort and humor. it's not known whether the driver was able to able to pass go and collect 200 or pay 200. >> i love that you all may have heard i have got a book out. it's called love stories of the bible. it is officially out there. can you find it everywhere about romance, families, friendships and faith. exclusive interview with former attorney general barr. going to talk about the indictment and talk to senator manchin who is not happy with the white house.

unless you want to do another one. >> pete: easter is coming palm sunday. my pastor and i go to israel to see where jesus ministered. where he died and where he rose. available on fox nation. part 2 the life of jesus. >> shannon: we love that that is it for us. we are going to see you back here on monday. meantime have a great weekend. i will see you sunday. ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. president biden promises to do everything he can to help storm victims in mississippi. we take a look at why an american reporter in russia is being accused of espionage. our whatever happened to segment focuses on the supply chain crisis. but, breaking right now, we are learning new details about the indictment of former president donald trump. he is scheduled for arraignment next tuesday at 2:5 p.m. in new york city. he will not be handcuffed, we're told. but his surrender will be the first