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texan just tested positive forov barbecue. fox co-host of fox and friendsnds weekend, will cain this pyro lights up fire in my heart and co-host of fox and friends todd porro. she's like a bass drum. dru she's like a bass, makes a lot of noise gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor, captain and his forearms are the size of four arms. massive sid my macho sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tara .reg: all all right. and before we get to some news stories, it's friday, so let's do this. greg's leftovers.
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it's leftovers.s where i read the jokes, wes wher didn't use this week. it' and as always, it's my first time reading these. so itimef they , i don't care. here we go in an interview thisi week, former new jersey governor chris christie said he's considering runningg in 2020 four . the bad news he means for president . well, you could see that one coming much like him because he's big. the niceause he' way of saying size study from the american society for microbiology findse- that new york city rats can vir carry the covid-19 virus, which is in addition to rabies, and switchblade knives. >> and avid marathon runner admitted to her pants because she didn't wan whto stop while
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running a personal best time. it's the mosrsonal best inspirar case of someonate their pants pe on the job since the inauguration. pwe have no proof of that. s la >> you guys love a good joke. m >> in a tense meeting to female florida school board members clashe florida, school board members an clashed over the definition of the word womans of. wha and after hours of arguing over who said what they realized, it's it's probably us that would cover. s po a new study predicts that the world population could peak at eight point five billion people by the year 2050,said o said one man. overpopulation >> hey, if you need help with overpopulation, let me know. el corp. >> intel corp. co-founder co-fo gordan moore gordon moore passed away laste friday at the age ofive minute
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keeping an eye on me a little too long, director . and finally, president biden's approval rating has tumbled to just 40%. a so to give his numbers a boost ,he asked manhattan d.a. alvin bragg to indict him. all right. [laughter] now the news, obviously, the bombshell case that could have unprecedented ramifications for decades co come. gal victory for gwyneth the legal victory for gwyneth paltrow in her utah ski collision lawsuit. we go live to constitutional anw scholar and fox news contributor jonathan turley ins contributor jonathan outer space . it in what's your take on paultre winning? and can you hear me? there hmm. seems to be in
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there. et i guess our deep'l space technology isn't ready yet. ferent story.yes. we'll do a different story for jonathan . but he played so long, so who cares? all right. ind the indictment trumps attorney says he'll face thirty four counts of business fraud. sources tell fox counts of b dil surrender next week. alvin bragg was so elated, he released a few extra renvicted killers to celebrate .trump is ready >> but trump is read ty to figho he's ready to fight. f you knowig, he's the toughest gy i know. n more angryi'ry about the charge because today the rule of law in the united states of america died. >> it's dead. >> it's dead. it's dead.>> greg: well, former human being nancyra pelosi tweeted this nonsense, n no doubt, from an old a blackberry skeletal hands, quote, no one is above the lawtn and everyone has the right to a trial to prove innocence. hopefully, the former president will peacefully respect the system which grants him that righte fo?
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well, actually , you corrupt old bat. bat it's not on trump to prove his innocence in our legal system. it's on prosecutors to prove guilt. but that may not apply to shownt trials like this.s from a woman who was bor or to comments from a womane ma who was born before the magna. carta. this. and wonder what old joe thinks , about this. saying >> oh, no, no.eve in look, look, i got to keep thumb saying it. f th i believe in the rule of thumb, right? rule of thumb. i mean, the thumb of law, o the rule of law. >> come on .e nancy pelo and it's like nancy pelosi said , you're guilty untilcent g proven innocent. all right. that's the way our countryth works.at'sy wo and so this guy's got plenty of time to prove his innocence. before he's president again. inn no, he's not president .e's pr again,es i'm president again. i'm i'm. i'm president now.ag airight. i'm president now right? am i? i'm a president now. soal whakingt are we talking abt here? meantime, trump put out a very
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trumpy statement, quote, the democrats have lied, st stole, stolen. we'r and their obsession with tryingy to get trump. ou're going to throw every last one of these crooked democrats out of office that we can make c america grea wt again. >> now, as for stormy daniels,ww which is not her real name, by the way, since the news broke, she's making a killing selling team. >>ling stormi merch calendars,s t-shirts and lingerie. each i and as a bonus, each item comes in a free bag.you ca you could put over hern heapud i mean, let's be honest, so what's this all mean? bra well, bragge vowed he would do s this if elected. p so it's pure politics, but het h has no idea reallyas what he jut did. he's like a suicide bomber who just blew up his own party and that party is the poor democrats. of course, the media is giddy.'i and why wouldn't be their
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miss t who always miss the big picture they've been huntingicture. thee people for years from parents and school boards to trump supporters to anyone with a traditional pronoun ,school bod karine jean-pierre declares to d that transgendered people are under attack just days afterpro. a transgender shooter massacredw kids at a christian school.atta what's that? tell days that they really, really don't like you. a itd it's no longer a left versus right thing anymore. it's insid ae versus outs the elites versus the outsiders. versus the outsi on people likeu you, people like trump.t ma but don't get mad. butte it's not worth it. just get your angry butterflies. into formation. after all, we can't run aroundol with our hair on fire. you'll end up looking like thi ens >> period! ,harry. will be glad to see that we're all dressed the same likee
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vacationing real estate agents. very strange. anyway, i do agree that this? is a political persecution. >> do you have anyou have any ns on this matter? >> wow, that's a challenge. tho thought because everyone about said everything exactly about >> gre this. o is >> i think that maybe the moster heeful thing to do is step outsidare of ourselves here and hear it from the othero side.on and what they're saying is , the quote unquote, no one is aboveto the law. right? what they fail to recognizen bg is that alvin bragg is the one beyond the law. this is a misdemeanor charge. it's statute limitationss expired two years ago.e so therefore, itof has other f motivations. but i think the most important new thing to your challenge, greg, is that by nancying to pe i think it's easy to laugh it away is the statement of an oldm ent lady, but it's not.s th i think it's the philosophical underpinning of not just the lastilosophical five or sie which is get trump, he's guilty ,find the evidence later. ey vie but it is how they view the justice system guilty untile proven innocent.rey a mm-hmm. todd, you were actually a lawyer. so as .o wa
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>> oh, that's right. not real estate. all the outfits makes sense. we've got a bar meeting after >>u look you look like you look like two lawyers. you look like lawyers at a at a bar at the ritz carlton ritz-carlt after a convention and your wedding rings are missing. right.right? i nailed it. ca it anyway, they pile on these thirty four counts. don' we don'tt know know what's in the indictment. that's tuesday.ha so it's hard to make conjecturrj on thiectus stuff. it it >> is it possible they just charge him for like every ledger entry, like everything that's like, oh, that's one ,on that's two like and it's alltw it's all. >> todd: that's what's just one thing or what's what'st being reported.se that is all these different dife nt ou tourepayments. it and >> you touched upon the law part of it. and i think that's what's sotha' upsettiupsetting to me. e rule this isn't about trump. i wents about the rule of law. and when will and i went to law school, it wasn't that long ago, but it was probably around twenty years ago. we wer there with liberal, conservative, all manner of one individuals. and there was one common unifying theme.e we allwe believe alld in the law we k
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and what it could do. we knew the law wasn't perfect, but we all believe that thisr. was the american system and iti was better than any othewoulr. i i'd like to go to bed tonight and say that that is the case. but if we're in a world where political prosecutions are allowed and allowed to go forward and potentially lead to a victory for alvin bre victg, ow that is extremely concerning.o o and i know trump was to throwth that line out there. ifere ify ca he can come for mea come for you.l. re >> that's real. we have to remembememberasr he a a president and look what they're doing. >> that's true. i'd like to go i woul to bed with halle berry. w >> cyrus, the last time we hadta a political witch hunt, it was a the impeachment and covid just kind of hatwo ord two or three s head start. and i'm thinking about this week, we have all ofe techrd thi techno nerds telling us to: rig. >> gy about a.i.. right. reg: aad ourand instead, our eng has to focus on this thing. and i have a feeling that our robot overlords are smiling .ing. i mean, dion , they got me. oh, i mean, the one good thingte
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is i guess we're not seeing gues the face of the shooter. >> yeah, so i guess that's nice. yeah, that's true. we stop that little party, butra for me, this just reaffirms my vote. >> like i'm i'm for certain nowa that president trump wasvery e the third black president. >> yeah, very excited about i that. s myand here is my case. he's got baby mamas. yeah.mas. sheck, the dads always with him and they're arresting him forfo kidnapping. >> two years ago passed the statute of limitation. so takbleeep] thate the orange get some cornrows. : my that's why i'm . do you think it will add to his street cred if hs e demands his street cred is beautiful? bebut he's going to he's going to have to give it up ifs li i'm going to free chains like this, trump tower is a street game is strong.
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should he do it? presser on like two .tuesda it's tuesday.y,oing to walk him in. shou they're going to walk him in.o >> should he actually do just stop into a presser and should utor.do a press? >> the man ain't got nothing on me. micropowerthe man ain'. n th >> do he do the fist in>> tyr the air?usdo i mean, you should d theo the do the whole thing.ed about t yeah.hi amazing. so cat, we talkes lad aboustt ts last night. it'sbe beeenn twenty four hoursi do any new thoughts. insights. do you think do you think people are going crazy over this or not. crazy enough . nel well i think that obviouslyt of on this channel there's a lot of people saying thisbu is political, this is political. but i think the bestk the best s proving that it's political is all the other channels and everybody else, becausey whs anybody who is sayingppen, they're so glad to see thistht o happen, they're not focusedey aw on this exact indictment oayr this exact issue. they always say, oh, because, bs trump is he, you know, january 6th or trump is a liar. trump is this a trump?y has is that which none of thate eyes
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really has anything to do in the eyes of the law with this specific issue? none of them are focusing this specifi on this specific issue except for maybe stormi , which is personal for her. for m and i can understanday which iso but i just think to deny thatthi it's political is political because this is an untested legal theory.hey're >> it's a coincidencetr they're trying it on this guy.yg yeah i, you're admitting thatres there's all these things you hate about and that's whyon thi. they're trying it on this guy.t so, i mean, i just think that'se just a fact. g is a >> yeah. we i think what we're seeingg is a consistent pattern in targeting people. it's so funn y to to i knowt th we've got to go, but to see that, too, this week you saw matt taibbi, who's on the left, and trump is on the right being targeted by the same engine. s you it is notw left versus right necessarily. i it is insidet' versus outside the establishment versus the renegade. and i kno and i know my renegades. all right. up next, he called himself man to prove women's sports are a sham. a sham. >> born in eighteen.
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. >> go to jog. reg: h >>e today he set a record inng the gym by temporarily being a instead of him. a male powerr after recently entered a women's event inench canada and smashed the benchns but s record held by a trans athlete. buhow, yout how , you ask, was y allowed to compete with women? turn fox s out in canada, whichx has confirmed is a real place there. powerlifting union allows u athletes to sign up for any gendered event based on howtion they feel. no questionsasked. asked. biden has a similar policy when it comes to hiring people and is administration. i do like them.e yeah, the bearded beefcake ofayb silverberg, who is very mucher a man identified as a womans to enter the competition.go bis goal was simple show
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how unfair it is forol biological males to compete against wome n. press and boy, did he competing in silfve the bench press. silverberg easily beatrberg easd record by nearly one hundred pounds, which converts in canadian currency tn to one crate of maple sirup and the best part, several records in the canadian women's division are held by a womanld who used to bea a man. thishis is that lifter. i mean, standard i bench in powerlifting competition for women. i literally don't understand why it's so bad. >> my son, he weighs forty five pounds. he has more expenses like thirty three . i'm legit seeing some women in. competitiong somn who are doinge something like fifty poundsd and i just don't understand it. >> that person was actually there to watch her trecords get crushed so. ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha
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ha ha ha. that mays it feel. and so it proves an important point about women's sports that maybe it'sme t time to takepu the spotlight off biological men and put itelongs. back where it belongs on lesbian's go lesbia. we are pro here.ht tirhas as a weightlifter, yrus: how do stories like these makema you feel?in >> oh, i hate thatt bu he had to make that point. yeah, buant i'm gladd if that hr and if i could just answer sweetheart's question, the reason why they only bench fifty pounds and compared to the body weight and stuffig,d because they're women, they're not built that way. stut wall that upper body strength. but i hope this put on alarm. - >> i hope this it might take a few of these situations where and it's ironic because itt th turns out the best feminists in this situation feminis is a
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powerlifting alpha male. yeah. so so thank you thank you, sir, for your feminism. and hopefully we have more men to go. ma you know what? you're not going to come in here. e maybe we need a couple. you know, maybe we need a couple of male swimmers from former olympic athletes or come over just for the meats that that she's in just justin to level the playing field.reg: >> exactly. she >> just do. and i'm pretty sure she won'te want to compete anymore because she'll just like when she competed a wt eighty place. at' eighth place.a in that's not even a thing.g, a yeah. ho over. hopped over . so maybe she'll hop back . yeah. kat, you are obviously a fitness icon. you must have a message for canadian female power lifterse everywhere. n icon >> they see me as an icon. i think they do.yrus: she's wiry, wiry. you hold a record and hold it sg on just sitting on a bench. >> actually , actually , when gm
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i was in high school gym, this is a true story. a in high school gym, we did a weightlifting portion of gym class. yes. and they had to create a whole u new routine for me because i couldn't lift the bar up. you could you lift up a bar now, like the basic bar, you ba? you probably couldn't >> kat: i don't think i've probably i don't think i've gotten stronger now.en stron i don't knowger. i . i mean, i don't think i could i don't want to try.m ol i'm older now.denow. >> greg: my break something k break. so something. yeah.at sng yeah. . >>g: yesso, okay, so this beaut lady beat the record of the other woman who was born m a man. an >> right. >> kat: who haecord . i don't know.e vagina that's a great point.rd? >> greg: i don't know. i kept waiting for it inn wi segment.th and this person with a lifted this much. i feel like that should be more easily accessible information. yeah. easily accessible informatio exactly. going it is that what they're going cl to have to call it, the vaginal lifter. vshe's she just solved thisst e
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whole probled m. use we no, you did.change yeah, because we can just change. it's not gender . i know. >> kat: wh can seriously take about who is who is the number one canadian lifter. s on f you leading with this on foxox friends? >> will: i wil and friends. >> i lead with it.ad i will leave you with it is six a.m. on saturday. is a it's not going to work bece this is a reality bendin rg gam based upon changing definitions. do you think they're all goingde do you thito agree on the definf a is . >> yeah, they were not happy to tell, and i love that. no, the lifter, the lifter that this lady beat, this dude beatus: the other dude, the other dofemi them the other dude's been through the procedures. yeah. stther dudlikee's been all of . th which don't get me wrong,urgi i'm not saying that makecal,s h
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a woman, but he's going to try to twist your standard aboutwhai what what it is sot that he caa go win in whatever it is . >> you know, todd, i'm really'm glad your parents weren't in the audience today for record . yes. i was worried you guys werrecoe? g to go to the full screenth of me when she said records to record. seem like you would like to do. sounds like something i play t when i'm alone. put on the record . dam it. terrible. this is what happens. bu ,it's terrible.t this is what happened. but yo abou know what i like abo it. i like pranks that have a little bit of wisdom or prankk that actually exposes kind of like the absurdity of things around him. it's i would say it's kind of horrible. it's a harmless thing, but itard it'se to get bear.ledge. i wouldn't go so far as harmless. and i'm actually worried that other people are going to seer e this and say, wow, this was an g entree. we can do the same thing basedn upon the left's own ridiculous definitions of what constitutes a man and what constitutes a woman.
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and my concern is that thisst isn't just prizes.ther there's money oftentimesn attached with these competitions. antaand as will well know as beg a sports guy, when you remove money out of a sport, that tha sport is going to go away. and my concern is that women's sports will go away once you remove the money. move th and as the father ofe mone two f that worries me. i know i'm blowing a story about records into something serious, but as a father of recs two girls, my concern is that, you know, their sports couldgirl go away. >> yeah, it's true.s i'eory spot all right, let's move on , shall we? that was fun. up next, give english a chancean ,says jadi vantz. >> those are crazy. she has no idea she's sitting on a gold mine. she doesn't know a a life insurance policy ofte one hundred thousand dollars or more . she can all were part of it to coventry for cash , even a term policy, eveyou'ren a term policy, even on . >> find out if you're sitting to go with mine. coal coventry direct today at
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the official language or was ath the electrodes attached to my. ? why did i leave that line in er ? >> the english language unitctyr act would also require officiaei government functions likeng public proceedings to be ine englisinh and an english languae test for immigrants to become naturalized as citizens.o become most countries around the worlds have an official languages and most us states mos and territories already have english as theirs. sadly, though, some people stats insist t on speaking their own language. >> america is a nation that can be defined in a single word and put him put. todd, do you do you think we j usneed i mean, look, we just mea whlked about in a topic people how ar, politicians can't even decide what a woman is ,e how are we going to agree to an official language that's going to cause civil war as t thiseir point? >> because, well, the left also
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likes to make up their own u words. yes. usually those words are made up in english, but we have our own standard currency. we have standards when it comes to driving on the roads. i think we should have a standard language. but what i find fascinatinn the about all this, gray, is theist total electoral power move by jd vance, because what is he doing? he's going to put this on he'sas vote on the senate flooro and it's going to force your senators in montana and west virginia and ohio, many of whom are up forery reelection in very tight districts that could lean republican to basically say weih ofn't think english shouldou be the language of our country.' m i'm looking at you, an joe manchin. i'm looking at you, jon tester, and i'm looking at you.d whoeve whoever runs in ohioto put is gg to put them in a reallyious s precarious spot. for them to say english shouldpa no t be the language of our country if they're forced to vote with the democratsforcei very, very clever, very clever cat in the green room. you said it's about frickin time. let's speak english or get theh out of my country and then you threw a cup of scaldingpilled
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hot coffee on that poor immigrant housekeeper. immigrant she's still in the hospital. only the second partho is true.t heno, look, i got to say,true. i obviously, thihas political thin ,i .g. i don't thin k this is the i top of my list of things. and i say that as someone who loves the english language, i'm obsessed with the englishthe language, like to speak. >> i like to speak english language. i like to get compliments in the english language. compliments in the english langua but i mean, there's different provisions in it that, like immigrants need to learn english to become naturalized citizens, that kind of stuff. thmean, i think that to in ordernguage to you should be able to come a here and speak whatever language as long as you can pay for your ownimpot stuff.ant. that to me is more important. i'm more focused on the economyt and how much moneym me the government takes for me than i am from this. o fire but it is definitely something e that's going to fire up his base. you know, if it wasn't for the fact that we couldn't we speak different languages, wek s probably wouldn't have so many wars. i think it's always about people notout lech understandin other. >> that's why dogs never get in
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wars. : did you >> didn't notice that i've everv heard of dog fighting. that's why it's also whyy can' they can't take over. >> because they can't communicate. yeah, buicate wiact do you remer esperanto to remember esperanto? no. anybody. audience esperanto.? thank you for taking out esperanto was a universal or so constructed language pushed co, illiam shatner who actually made a movie inn al all esperantl o called incubus rolet. >> he made his choice to visit to the czech how this quote pat cipollone the text,ing fore the phone flashforward air. >> oh, she's beautiful.i just wp lawell, i just wanted to play that. that's awesome.hear >> gver heard of that.d of yeahreg: you don't k, you don'tm there's there's albums, there's books and there's maybe thirty thousand. just invented his own language. yeah. no, he didn't do it. >> greg: yea it's somebody else. >> will: he should have. h he should have. you got to have basic level ofnb
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communication. that's the that's a base level of civilization. astioni think it's not a governt overreach for jackie ibanez and don't go halfway englishoh the official language. >> let's rename it americange really. really upset. the >> the english, our language carrie.s this guy with the hair has a point. we should have a more official a thinks like we should have the official leather shortleath >> kat: yeah, that's pants. yeah, that's exactly what he ex. was saying. >> greg: that's exactly what will was saying. >> tyrus: thank you for yeah, exactly what bill was saying. >> thank you for that brilliant point. of official thing anyway, a lot ofs. officialoffii things like you have officiaall flowers, right? the state haers an officialn flower. they have an official like bir d place of like why not have an oa official language and an official pair of leather pants. >> exactly. yeah, well, well not me.>> tyru >> i'm just on .no no, no, no., yo you you brought this dance.it we will out of it. w i will go home to his family.
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i ws will love again. you know whaagt i , i agree with this. the t should be for no other reason than across the world la, what they consider the dumb language, the easiesasiestt lan to speak is english.s it's like everyone speaks hen yo when you go to other countries and stuff, they'll say, what's your language in america? yeahwhat'sn , you're like english now.e spea everyone speaks english so we can make it american, because if you go to england, they saywe we don't speak english. that's true.t sp we speak trash. jive talk american jive talk, which is ac point of pride. nt >> so to will's point, we speak american karine jean-pierre english tea sipan. >> yeah, yeah.] >> greg: this is a great idea, jd vance should ch this is a great idea. not jadi vantz to change it to american and non english. n'a i persuaded yontu not want to ek up like canada candidate. they don't even havecanada lange >> they , you know, with , you know how they communicate by blinking. you go bt to get up and my
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and there's jonathan , a pr exec who also a uconn fan, contacted delta.a so now jonathan , the huskysoges gets to sit in the seatan with the harness and travel down to houston for the final four . alsoalso i, in attendance at thh game, greg will be the uconn hec head coach whoh reports say has same worn the same dragon, emblazed boxersgo for every game ofme ofa the tournament so far . he will continue to wear them so far h weame them saturday when the u-en the team, uconn huskies, plays the miami hurricanesco, their coach, jim larranaga, will be going commando. >> and we believe we have an theinell image. there we go .a will be going why boxers?an i mean, why can't you got out's of that story?story? yes, that's the takeaway. what is in tha yest coffee? >> why not why not pick something that's not so close to your? e to speaking of which, i asked your intrepid team to find a full screen where they could blur out theo of miami out the coach jim larranaga.m laga
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and you focus on dan hurley's boxer. sorry, i don't know.rs. >> i just find it weird thatir thople decide. typical guy. that's the excuse. why i'm not changing. somethingr my boxers come up with something more creative. >> cat, what's going on in michigan? okay, not much.cleveland, >> no, i'm not from cleveland,do but i decided to pretend to be from cleveland because this bus r driver is no longer a busd? driver after this. >> why? what happened? have a we have a video. what do they call you? i'm sick of all of this. done with that. h i'm just start kicking some seriou s. do you hear me? yes. like that's going to be so far up your nose. [bleep]. >> i'm done with you.h tell me tell me what happened.wo who is this? what's going clear ? that is this was a school busr, driver no longer. but i think that she has likea a career elsewhere.
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it's n yes.ot you know, i mean, no like , it' like no, everyone always doesn't feel that way around. >> kids. l sometimes a school bus drivero p needs to snap. you need to snap just to letmurd the kids know that there's a possibility you might get murdered by an old man or an old man.a i think there's a career here for this person.r thisn start a youtube channel or offer start a youtube channel or offer videos like to yell at people's kids foper. r them. >> yes, yeah. don't waste this opportunity. l >>ea it'rns not a failure unless you don't learn from i t>> gre and create. u ment >> well, yeah.io so youin t mentioned in the gren room that you're glad you havedt men around you, otherwise you wouldn't know when it starts rted sports . >> yes, it. started yesterday is opening day in baseball.ton h i went i went to globe life in arlington, texas, for the texas rangers. and they've got a new menu out to make a little bit of local news. so i'll let you picku amonghe these three new itemsu. on the menu. okay, how about flamin hot cheetos, pretzel pretzel covered in that cheeto dustg and lemon hot . >> not my thing.. i went for the brisket
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chrysanths brisket on a crescent. you are like a brisket. thank you. sadly was sold out as i am and then find the boom stick burger. >> this is two t long full of nolan ryan beef instead of wt a hot dog. that's a direc nt quote. it's a it's nolan ryan . >> two feet worth. it's burger instead of hot dogyh topped by chili cheese, onion ilrings and jalapenos. >> , how many fat and yourcord record . you're going have a good time.rg how many bathrooms do they havea in that state? a lot. and there's not lines.ed. it's very civilized. that's inte that's interesting. bebecause a lot of that stuff would go right through me. yeah, so do you pick. d shove th >> i definitely go with dow the burger.n i would shove that down my throat.my fast so fast as opposed to two feet of no rocking, i , i want
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to feed nolan ryan's meat right down my throat. throat. i might not even chew. i might not even chew. yeah, it's my fault.t. kairis>> g. s i hate tweets to me. america. his .ell, this one in boston this made me think of cat. so there are no boston markets. boston. ng >> wow. so if you're looking forerie rotisserie chicken and remnants look i of thanksgiving, do not look in boston for boston markets. of b you have to go to the outskirts of boston to go to a bostonprobb market.ly t and i'm going to say probably not take thaake thatp. t trip. >> what's it called by the company is so lost without me. e yeah, yeah.. a little little abstract reason why they did it used to work at me.ston yes, yes. i remember that you wo n because there on in boston, there shetha is . >> out can you tell me once howo
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let me tell you, that's what h you have written down. i that's a joke. i have written all right.ight forget it. i meant he said he's the one with it. yes. all right.i mean i met rachel campos duffy. to yous got even more kids, but but to your point.t ther >> right. yeah. the concern here, there actually is a legitimaten is concern when you read this. >> the concern is that half brothers of this guy will be been tol meeting half sisters of this guy, which from what i've been u the main s told by our producers, is the main search in your online history. >> yes hist, it actually is. ke tha actually is. and the fina gl joke is not goig to work because the other two didn't. our he's call thesee iinn our country. he's called nick cannon. good night, everybody. hey, youed n cannon. go .t one should have led with that one . yeah. u perver. well, what if this guy's a real ? yeah, you want i mean, he's just pumping out like he's like genghis khan and . you done. yeah, i know. five hundred .
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i told you wednesday. a wednesda >> mccain over here. what is this?cain norway ove. a >> yea yea yea. which is kind of like uncle or is an international problems is i think. well he's done anye hundred kids is nationall and internationally. the mother of one of his kids filed a lawsui kida lat asking the dutch court to prevent himf. from donating in the future. >> i read there wa>> will: i res to be twenty five . >> it's frowned upon but notin u illegal to go overpon . over. that was the best line of the . i did i did the math, by the way, and they said , how much you get per donation? >> yeah.. he's made a good five togran ten grand off this.of yeah. to mf this. greg: te that's a lot of work. >> that's what confuses me. i'm very confused about thiswh because who is this man who apparently that many people are like, yeah, knock me up. >> yeah. >> gbut he's also in a position where he needs that money like so l he can't get a job.e like yeah. like is he like really hot and tall but unemployed. yeah.
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what's top tall. got to do it.hat' well last word tires. >> okay. tand some of my football buddiy were approached one time by a was trying to get us to make donate because we could make a lot of money because what youu do is you fill out your profile with stats. and so whe statsn they families women go to look for look the popsicle. yeahfo, the frozen popsicle, they'll look at the stats. so like tall, light skinned genetics. yeah. tall. yeah. genetics, muscular, smart, tall. they pick it.here's but here's the thing. nobody ever background checks you when you fill it out.t ha so this guy could have just had an amazing, amazing resume, but it could really be , you. well, this has been a deeply hurtful show.
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