after it got stuck there on the back board. cheerleaders know how to get that done beat iowa to win first national title in men's or women's basketball. congratulations. tomorrow on "special report," well, there could be something happening in new york. we will see. thanks for inviting us into your home tonight that's it for this "special report," fair balanced and still afraid. "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. jesse? >> bret: hey, bret, thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when there is a crime there is usually a victim. snatch an old lady's purse, throw a rock through your neighbor's window. jack a car. the obvious. we have been hearing about trump indictment for weeks. last thursday was official and tomorrow the former president will have his mugshot snapped. a lot of talk but so far we haven't heard a peep about hot victim is if trump is the criminal democrats are making him out to be, who got hurt?

"primetime" can't find a single victim here. it doesn't look like anybody was physically injured. doesn't look like the irs was cheated. where's the crime? a lawyer paid a woman and a business reimbursed the lawyer? that's it? then the company filed the payment as a legal expense and just threw it in the filing cabinet? but, calling a payment to a lawyer a real expense instead of a legal reimprisonment is worse than hurt here in new york. never ever put your payments in the wrong ledger. bragg calls that falsifying a misdemeanor with since when did democrats become sticklers for bookkeeping. what letter did hunter file the chinese diamond under. the biden administration took millions from china before an election, lied about it, didn't pay taxes on it. that seems a little worse. >> the trump organization isn't even publicly traded.

and no campaign funds were used. what was trump supposed to do? write a giant sweep sized check and hand it to stormy in times square. trump is a billionaire being extorted by a porn actress. of course go through a lawyer. do you think bill clinton skeletalled with all those women without a lawyer? by the way which ledger did bill clinton file his settlements under. all that hush money that congress paid out those weren't filed as campaign expenses. now, if you want to see a crime, look at alvin bragg's office? how did cnn know what was inside the sealed indictment? the night the story broke. >> i'm told by my sources this is 34 counts of falsification of business records. >> jesse: braggens office leaked the indictment to cnn. unlawful grand jury disclosure. that's a felony. there is actually more evidence that bragg committed a felony than trump did. so, how is trump even charged

with a felony? because stormy got paid while trump was running for president. bragg is saying trump should have called it a campaign expense. so bragg's frankensteining the misdemeanor into a campaign finance felony. but it had nothing to do with the campaign. trump was suburbing an extortionist to protect his family. he would have done that if he wasn't running for president and probably had before. when you are rich, it's called a nuisance lawsuit. go away. since democrats think everything is political, they can't imagine somebody doing something to protect their family. everything always has to be about politics with them because it is. that's why the last manhattan d.a. never pulled the trigger. >> why didn't you charge the hush money case? why didn't you ever charge it in 201, 2019, 2020? >> well, chuck, i don't want to get into the deliberations that might be covered by grand jury material but as i believe you know.

i was asked by the u.s. attorney's office of the southern district to stand down on our investigation. >> but fat alvin wants to throw trump in prison for four years of paperwork. you fire bomb a cop car and alvin bragg gives you time served. in new york city black lives matter they got paid because cops were paid because cops were mean to them after they looted. >> in 2008 wall street bank err hes got bailed out and bonuses for crashing the economy. who did the manhattan d.a. lock up? billions of tax bare dollars went missing in afghanistan. who is looking into that bookkeeping? big pharma breaks the law, cooks the book, no one is indicted. they pay a fine and walk away. bankers help cartels launder drug money anybody indicted? no. just a fine. >> hs bc, one of the largest banks in the world agreed it pay nearly $2 billion to settle a money laundering case.

banking giant helped drug cartels through the u.s. financial system and as part of the settlement hsbc admits it allowed prohibited transactions with iran, libya, and other nations under u.s. sanctions but the u.s. stopped short of charging hsbc executives with any crime citing the bank's full cooperation. >> jesse: trump doesn't did set the option of paying a fine. obama paid a fine. he gets fingerprinted. why because they are terrified of him. rush limbaugh saw it years ago. >> i know they desperately want trump gone and i know that they desperately want it codified that trump cannot run again because make no mistake, they remain scared to death of you and they remain scared to death of trump. >> jesse: they are terrified of trump because his movement is a wrecking ball. in 2016, trump destroyed two

political dynasties bush in the primary. clinton in the general. he told the truth about the iraq war and the clinton foundation. trump started a trade war with big tech's cash register, china. it's always been about the money. trump wants the border secure. that stance the cheap labor that scenes big businesses costs down. trump fired the fbi director and then exposed the special counsel as a shaky hazard been. think about this. trump stopped sending ukraine weapons for a month and he got impeached. trump fingered the biden family corruption in ukraine and got impeached. biden's cia attache blew the whistle on the phone call. now trump says he will end the war in ukraine and gets indicted a week after? you don't mess around with defense contractor's money. contractors run the country. the reason trump is such a threat is they can't control him and the country destroys what it can't control. the last president and probably the next president could be thrown in prison by a new york

democrat. but trump's not the victim. it's msnbc pundits that in danger, listen. >> if the mayor has to come on tv with his police commissioner and address the supports of donald trump whether they gave him money or not, that means that my life and the life of the people that i care about are in danger. to me this is actually the most dangerous time. >> jesse: they bore to arrest the former president and this guy is did the victim. throwing biden's political opponent in jail is dangerous for a guy on msnbc. that's had you they are framing this case. they aren't speculating whether arresting their political opponent is bad. they are speculating how their political opponent will react if arrested. it's like walking up to somebody on the street, knocking them unconscious and then worrying what they will do when they wake up. ignore the injustice, scare everyone over the reaction to the injustice. let's turn it over to alina the

attorney for president trump. you spent a lot of time with the former president today. what's the mood? >> he's in good spirits; honestly, is he as he normally would be. he is ready to go in and do what he needs to do tomorrow and he was just himself. i'm really just so proud of him. he was himself. >> jesse: what's the game plan for tomorrow? is it all mapped out? >> it's all mapped out. of course, you know, barring any kind of surprises, i think that it should be smooth. we're trying to coordinate and cooperates with everybody to make sure there are no problems. like eric adams said the strangest speech i have ever heard today. i'm sitting outside of trump tower actually right now. and it's incredibly peaceful. there is nobody here protesting or screaming or being inappropriate. but there are a lot of people here to support the president. so, it should be fine. it should be fine.

>> jesse: is president trump confident he can get this thing tossed because if it's not, he will have to roll the dice at trial. .>> no. i don't think it will come to that we know he hasn't done anything wrong. we know what this is. we know this is election interference effectively. no, we are not worried about that after the all. at all. >> jesse: they keep talking about this possible gag order. they are not going to let the former president talk about it. how did he react to that? >> i mean, it's absurd, right? we discussed that. i can't get into, obviously, privileged conversations but, you know, i don't think that they would do that that would be insane. if they did, you have to remember that's putting a gag order on a candidate for presidency so that when he is then in a debate he is unable to answer questions that he needs to answer. i mean that, would just be the largest phase of election interference we have seen yet if tomorrow is not the biggest.

that's shocking and if they are going to do that this case would be thrown out right away that would be insanity. even for our country right now that would be. >> do you think the president can get a fair trial here in new york? >> no, no. i think it's very difficult. i would like to have faith in this state. but, i have been practicing and for him now for a couple years and gone to court in new york for a few years and i can tell you it's not the same as representing anybody else. unfortunately. people, no matter how much they try not to have their biases get involved, they do. meanwhile hunter biden is roaming free. we can't get a list on epstein's island and who went and how many times. if you are donald trump and you are taking care of your family and have lawyers handling your business, you know, it's unbelievable, jesse. >> jesse: yeah, that flight list and hunter's bookkeeping, those are things you might want to look into. thank you very much, alina and we will be following that tomorrow very closely.

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>> jesse: when it comes to the media every media is the same. if they like you they treat you like biden. if they don't like you, it kind of looks something like this. >> we looked up some words that have been said about you. >> okay. >> crazy. cue clown. looney tune, unhinged. moron. pretty ugly stuff. >> looks like the average troll in my twitter feed so i don't

really care. >> you are used do it. >> i don't let name-calling bother me or offend me. >> jesse: we looked up some words to describe you, leslie. i can't read it. that was marjorie taylor greene's big interview with "60 minutes" and they had to edit the heck out of it to make it work. watch. this and things she says that are over the top like. >> the democrats are a party of pedophiles. >> i would definitely say so. they support grooming children. >> they are not pedophiles. why would you say that? >> democrats -- democrats support -- even joe biden the president himself supports children being sexualized and having transgender children. sexualizing children is what pedophile do to children. >> wow. okay. >> jesse: i caught five edit in that sequence, five in 30 seconds. that's what they call in the business a hatchet job. but i guess this is what you would expect from leslie stall, only person we know that hasn't

verified the laptop yet. but, see, cbs doesn't like marjorie taylor greene, washington establishment. doesn't like marjorie taylor greene and why? because they like politicians they can control. and if you can be controlled, and you are a victim, the sky's the limit. enter john fetterman the media's new golden boy. he also sat down with cbs this weekend. first big interview since being released from walter reed for depression. and cbs wanted to talk about fashion. >> he was becoming a rising political star and an unlikely darling of the fashion world. >> what did gq call you? they said you were a fashion god or something? >> his wife of 15 years gisele. >> american taste god and then the "new york times" i found out that i was one of the most fashionable or something? >> that's right. along with beyonce and brad pitt, fetterman was one of the paper's most stylish people of

2022. >> it was an edgy modern look. >> it was appalling. >> and then things got real sad. >> in november, december, depression started gathering strength. is that correct? >> very much. very much. i had stopped leaving my bed. i stopped eating. dropping weight. >> as it was described to me you were agnostic about the question of living or not. at that time. >> yeah. well, i never had any self-harm but i was indifferent though. if the doctor said, gee, you have 18 months to live, did would be like meh, okay, well, that's how things go. >> jesse: almost like his body was gewas rejecting senate offie

a bad organ. boy this guy needs to take some time. if he was struggling to eat a plate of food how is he exableg to serve in the senate. not cbs. listened to you fetterman maybe they guy should be president some day? >> your trajectory from mayor to lieutenant governor, united states senator was still pointing up at 53 in politics, that's a young man. can you have aspirations? can you serve beyond the united states senate? >> you know, my aspiration is to take my son to the restaurant that we were supposed to go during his birthday but couldn't because i had to check myself in for depression. >> jesse: the guy just want to be better and be there for his kids. instead democrats are forcing him into office so they can push him around and get stuff done. it's wrong and a little hard to watch. kellyanne is a fox news

contributor and former white house counselor. stark difference between those interviews. what does that tell you, kellyanne? >> its did. let me just say mental health, depression, very serious issues, jesse, i know we agree this is a scourge in society. i bet john fetterman sounds linings he might be an advocate for it. that's not what the democrats want him to do. they need his vote to carry on his slim majority. he came out the best in that one interview because he actually seems a little humble. he seems like he doesn't want to to be in the united states senate. if i were fetty john. i would say leave everybody behind. everybody who used you to get there the wife is giggling and thinking she is some kind of fashion icon. very flip can't let him do an interview himself. the democrats certainly. he could just say i want go heal myself. one last thing about this juxtapose how angry is not evil. all of them were if anybody dared question john fetterman's health during the campaign, which is a legitimate issue in any campaign, people got pushed

back. insulted and worse. now they want john fetterman to be on our couch. they want to have this whole national tour. national interview, sympathy tour. he seems uncomfortable. there is a double standard in the media. leslie stall lost credibility. should have lost their job. they have never do that in the media. nobody ever does that. >> jesse: you get promoted new screw up in the media. >> you get promoted. not a single person in the media lost his or her job after the 2016 election where they all swore up and down. hillary clinton crump couldn't win. i'm sure they would have sharpened they always fall upward. peopled from in people's marriages. let me tell the young'ns. look up dunes berry. gary, the husband of general jane pauly. one of the most savage i have the particulars of trump and all republicans. she is interviewing fetterman and lesley stahl is interviewing

mtg trying to make short list for donald trump. they are so rude to people by reading what people who don't wear pants that snap, button or zipper anymore. never get fresh air sit on twitter all day insulting other people. relevant to what used to be a flagship program like "60 minutes." johns hopkins medical says those first three months after someone's stroke are critical to full recovery. i feel like john fetterman they blew it for him this poor man by forcing him to campaign. he should have taken himself out. it doesn't seem like he was equipped do that should have taken himself out. when you lose that three month window and don't get intense therapy with a stroke that severe you don't get that window back. why is she supporting fetterman? i'm supporting people that suffer from depression and mental health. 100 united states senators representing 335 million people. we can find somebody else in pennsylvania to serve why this man heals himself.

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anheuser-busch whose chief operating officer is now a woman and they said it's not an april fool's joke. they said the beer is not for sale but they are celebrating dylan's shattering. under joe biden, american holidays are changing. black friday is racist. the supply chain crisis terrorized christmas shoppers. columbus is indigenous people day and easter is under attack. "primetime" has just learned this easter we will be missing some eggs. that's right the egg has become so expensive no more easter eggs. they want us to paint potatoes instead because in some states a dozen eggs is almost $10. easter egg hunts? basically same thing as throwing your daughter a wedding. can't afford it. biden denies he has anything to do with this. here he is last year taking orders from the easter bunny. >> is not afghanistan. >> oh, the easter bunny.

[cheers] >> jesse: so the easter bunny wants to you paint potatoes and hide the potatoes in your yard. biden is irish so that makes sense. he does what big potato wants. now gutfeld is excited he is already dying his potatoes but the wheels are already in motion and easter is in trouble. we are getting rid of the eggs. the bunnies joined indy biden's cabinet a new mascot has emerged meet sam yam. he is the new easter bunny whether you like it or not adam carolla is going to help us save easter. he is a podcast host and author of "everything remind me of something." are you going to be painting your potatoes this easter? >> no. even if that's a sexual euphemism, i still won't be painting my potatoes.

it's very third world smirnoff joke. in russia we didn't have eggs we painted potatoes during easter. yes, that's something that borat would have done or cousin balky would have done. that's not america. >> jesse: cousin balky. the thing with the potatoes. my 2-year-old who is going to have an easter basket can't carry that basket. a potato weighs like, i don't know, a lot more than an egg. >> yeah. there is no way he is going to keep those underradios up with two big spudz in each side a lot of indecent exposure around those lawns of america people drinking bud light after easter. was that the pitch man or pitch person you were expecting to see? >> no, when i came up, they had

spudz mackenzie. speaking of potatoes. spudz mackenzie the party dog now we have tux mulvaney is the spokesperson. you do the math on that. >> jesse: yes, i did. spudz mackenzieed might have been me too'd now we are going to have dylan as the pitch person. >> maybe we could get like vin diesel for massen gail and something or sort of flip the script on these people. >> jesse: the video shows suds mackenzie if you can see dylan in a bathtub. i don't know what's going on. i will have to move to coors. adam carolla, i don't know what he drinks but it doesn't matter. he is just as funny anyway. happy easter, adam. take care of your potatoes. >> thank you. thank you. >> jesse: up next, we are live

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♪ >> jesse: donald trump is set to be arraigned tomorrow afternoon in manhattan and the city is already prepping for a crowd. what is happening right now. nate foy joins us. >> hey, jesse. former president trump is up in his penthouse right now his private residence at trump tower after arriving here just after #:00 p.m. today. east 56th street is still blocked off by the nypd as it has been all day. take a look at the moment at the former president pulled up again just after 4:00. he waived to the crowd. just around the block here on fifth avenue where we are about two dozen trump supporters came out at 11:00 a.m. they were waiting all day for him to get here. they were very excited, they believe hes that not committed a crime and that this is a political prosecution. new york city officials say they are ready for anything tomorrow in terms of protest. mayor eric adams said there is not a specific threat that he is worried about. then immediately after that, he named something specific that he is worried about. listen to this.

>> although we have no specific threats, people like marjorie taylor greene, who is known to spread misinformation and hate speech, she stated she is coming to town. while you are in town, be on your best behavior. as always. we will not allow violence or vandalism of any kind of any kind. >> on his way to new york, jesse, the former president posted on truth social witch-hunt as our once great country is going to hell. now as for how this all shakes out politically and legally for the former president, of course, remains to be seen, but the early indications are positive, politically at least for former president trump, his campaign says they have raised $7 million since the indictment was handed up on thursday. we will send it back to you, jesse. >> jesse: thanks so much, nate. >> jesse: we all know how hard it is to start a new chapter in life. and if you are crooked, who of

her career bleaching emails or running for president, starting a new teaching gig in colombia might feel overwhelming. today one of crooked's besties paid her a visit girl power hoping there break the ice for her. and just like old friends they complimented each other's outfits. >> nancy has been really the "avatar" of that for washington for so long. and she's been able to do it in these redicklessly high heels. [laughter] >> i mean, really, if i didn't love her, i would hate her. [laughter] i mean, purple, they are at least 6 inches i mean, city let toe doesn't describe them. >> jesse: they talked about their recent vacation. >> tell us a little bit about both of those decisions. to visit ukraine. >> to tell you the honest truth, it was pretty scary.

without going into the details of the logistics and all of that, i thought we could possibly die but it's for democracy. >> jesse: so what is she so afraid of? san francisco is more dangerous than ukraine at this point. but nance didn't go all the way to columbia to talk about heels and vacation. she went to new york to talk about favorite topic how russia stole the 2016 election. >> it was her clarity and position to the president -- to the present occupant leader of russia that maded him turn around and ensure in an illegal way come out against her in her campaign. interference in our democracy by vladimir putin because hillary clinton was the person he feared most in terms of his lack of democracy. >> jesse: nothing gets hillary going like talking about russian interference.

she can go on and on? >> the guy who been one of the main -- i guess he was one of the main people running memes against me in 2016 he wept from that to running a very deliberate effort to mislead people about where and how to vote. so it went from speech to action meant to subvert the election because thousands of people who they targeted through their algorithms oh i can text my vote for hillary clinton. >> yeah. >> thousands texted their vote. >> jesse: hillary started the russia hoax but some guy made a meme. we're getting a feeling hillary hasn't moved on from her loss to trump. sal alvin bragg influenced the election more than the russians can sometimes when you are by your besty's side you find yourself stretching the truth just a little. >> i mean, just imagine how we

ended up in a place where people can put literally millions of dollars into electing or defeating candidates and those of us who vote, let alone forget people who run, that's -- those of us who vote, we have no idea. we have no idea who is paying for those ads. who is paying to target you online. we have no idea. so if we are going to turn our politics over to people who may be just for the heck of it making up stuff, then where does it stop? >> jesse: glad to see hillary is back to her true self. dana loesch is a nationally syndicated radio host who joins us now. democrats take money from mini madoff and soros. it's the memes. those doggone memes, dana. >> gosh, the memes. such a threat to liberty and democracy and all the things she claims to like. jesse, i was basically arguing with a soundbite before you

actually brought me on camera with you. to hear her talk about all this money that they don't know where it's coming election. i'm old enough to remember when they're hillary clinton and the dnc through perkins could youy the law firm worked with fusion gps essentially a foreign agent in order to work then with the kremlin and this old debunked trump like mean girls and they used that to get surveillance warrants on people over politics. and she got d for it six figures because she lied the funding that she paid to perkins coie for she said it was legal purposes and we know it was to buy discredited oppo that not only the fbi would verify. to hear her talk about this, i could choke on the irony. i could absolutely choke on it. i have got to add one more thing. nancy pelosi was saying that vladimir putin was so absolutely terrified of hillary clinton, jesse the only two people -- the

only people i know that are actually scared of hillary clinton are bill and maybe anybody whose name rhymes with smens will boster a and that's it. >> jesse: i wonder where bill and pauly p. are when the wives are together. >> that's a good question. like very, very far away having their own t time. the irony of ironies, to see this bitter woman. she is bitter at this point. she lost. democrats didn't even like her. i will never forget watching that cct footage of going into the chipotle and kept her sunglasses on and wouldn't talk to anyone. she was too good to talk to somebody making her bowl. she didn't even visit wisconsin. she wasn't a people person. she is a bad election near. she doesn't raids money. she had to ride her husband's coat tails on that. that's truth. i don't know. she is bad candidate. her own base didn't like her. of course america wasn't going to vote for her it wasn't big bad salad.

they liked her. >> jesse: always takes off sun glasses to go to chipotle. >> i don't go chipotle. i will make my own bowl. thank you, jesse. >> jesse: coming up, americans got april fooled. >> oj simpson declared he is running for president against joe biden? what's going on there. >> i thought it was foolish. i think it's a sham. ♪ make sure you have downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters.

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nugget against the vice president. turns out she shatters and she farms. >> this is fantastic. you know, i grow some. scotch bonnet, habaneros. >> sounds like things are getting spicy with kamala. who knew she had a green thumb? where did she learn how to farm? michelle obama? i doubt it. kamala had advice for the future farmers of zambia. pull out your iphone. >> a lot of what you're doing here is about high tech. using cell phone apps to track plant health. he can use the camera on his phone to take a picture of the leaf of a plant and the app will tell him because of a.i. and what it has been programmed to

do, there's certain kinds of infestations that are hurting that plant. that plant needs a certain food to address whatever is harming it. that plant needs more water, less water, more sun, less sun. think about the application of technology. >> jesse: only 4% of rural zambia has electricity. i'm not sure where they're plugging in their iphones, but that is news to kamala. where would these africa farmers be without the iphone? how have they done it without the iphone all these years? she acts like africa is a grub hub away from ending world hunger. they can't power their homes. apps are the last thing they're worried about. april fool's day was this weekend. prime time love as good joke. so we sent johnny out to play the fool. >> joe biden says he's dumping

kamala harris. what do you think of that? >> it's excellent. she should have never been vice president. >> when you heard that kamala is being dumped from the ticket, what did you to? >> celebrated it. >> i was surprised. >> excuse me. to be honest, this is the first time i'm hearing of it. ♪ >> i didn't know that. you're telling me now the first time. >> texas said they're leaving the union and becoming its own country. >> they want another alamo? >> good thing i have a passport. i have facebook friends from texas. they love it. >> i disagree. >> where did you hear that from? >> cnn. >> cnn is fake news. >> hillary and bill clinton announced they're getting a divorce. what did you think of that? >> this is painful and has been a long time. >> it's never been a marriage. it's a business partnership.

>> when she announced her divorce, what color was her pant suit? >> gray. just like her life. >> i'm surprised it took her this long to do it. ♪ >> joe biden says he's painting the white house green tomorrow for the environment. what do you think about that? >> he's not doing a painting. it's his handlers. >> green? everything else is green. he might as well in his eyes. >> we're going to light up the white house in green. >> i was so angry. >>hen you heard that news, did you tell anyone? >> i kept it in. i was so mad, i kept it in. >> that's how angry i am. >> the white house is called the white house. leave it white. >> where did you see that? >> i saw it online. >> o.j. simpson declared his running for president against joe biden. what is going on there? >> i thought it was foolish. it a sham. >> he might as well run for president. >> did you like his speech when

he announced? >> i thought it was all garbage. >> does he have any political experience? >> he said if i can get away with murder, i can become president. >> hey, in this world, probably. >> fake news is alive and well. ♪ >> april fool's! >> oh, wow! >> you got me. >> you got me. >> you're on "jesse waters prime time." what do you want to tell him? >> you got me. >> april fool's. >> i would like to see texas branch off. >> jesse: jesse jr. turned two on april fool's. we had a dana perino recommendation for eat cake and be merry. happy birthday, jesse jr. filled with truck balloons and a lot of love. let's do some texts. jan from missouri, i can tell

you who the victims are of the trump farce trial, the taxpayers. anthony from long island. fetterman looks so sad in that interview. it's a shame what the democrats are willing to do. jonathan from kingsport, tennessee. crooked and nancy together confirms the old saying, two wrongs don't make a right. well, donn. jason from wyoming. why does it not surprise me that crooked voters are gullible enough to vote for him? >> that's an indictment of the democratic base. i wonder if kamala felt left out after not being invited to hillary's day out. she had an excuse. telling them how to farm with iphones. gina from utah. bud light was assigned water at birth. martin from nebraska. watching your show at the bar, i just ordered a michelob instead. there you go.

we're not calling for boycotts. we don't do that. it would be carled a girl cot or they cot. leslie from new jersey, i'm going to bud a six pack of b budweisers have have one tech of an easter. that's all for tonight's show. tucker is next. this is waters around this is my world. >> tucker: good evening. welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." happy monday. a story from or the weekend. 5:00 a.m. saturday morning manhattan, a parking garage attendant noticed a man peering in to parked cars looking for things to steal. that's a familiar scene in new york city. alvin bragg, the local sorrows funded d.a. has decided that prosecuting ca